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TIIEM ET AMC SHOE SOLE. , Soap', 1.111:v W bite, Flair Otl, Perfumeries, M atultes, Kerosene, 4.t..c. eke. Governni-nt Blankets. A1.,0 Gum Blankets. Mai.y more articles heeded and wed by everybody. Room .an the north-east Corner in the Diamond, WAYNESBORO'. Citizens and persons living in the Country will find a large and well selected stock of first class goons at as low figures as can be sold in the coun ry. Sept. 20 1867. 4.INT:i for FARMERS and others.--The Graf ton Mineral Paint tio.,'%re now manufacturing the Best, Cheapest, and most Durable Paint in use: two coats well put on, mixed with pure Linseed Oil, will last 10 or 15 years' - it is of a light brown or beautiful chocolate color, and can be changed .to green, lead, stone. drab, olive or cream, to suit the consumer. It is valuable for Houses, Barns, Fen ces, Carriage aid Car-masers, Pails, and Wooden ware, Agrieuttural Implements, Canal Boats, Tea sels, and Ships' Botioins,Convas, Metal and shin gle Rants,(it being 'ire and Water proof), Floor Oil (sloths, (one M thulacturer hiVing used 5000 bbits. the pa.t vear,) and as a paint for any purpose is unsurp ‘ssed toe body, durability, vlubtleity. end adhesiveness. Warrcnted iu all cures air so u se. Send for a circular which gives full partieutars, None genui unless branded in a trade murk Graf. ton.. ern( aint Adress DANIA:II. BIDWELL 251 Pearl St. N. Y. For sale at thu Hardware store of GEISCIt dr. MI INCH AR P, who are also agents fur Bid welt's Carriage Grease. I,AUDIEBZR WAN T crtHE subacnbers will pay the hkhest clan price I. for Lumber, to be ilence.til this amnion, cad will ale° want. a large lot for mezt se.isen. Sept. 6-tf; ' 6EIS t;lt, PRICE & Biu Kell r, Main :Street., Chaenaerel44, Pa, is a,aure slaw Oat y u are near the Cheap iud raaniaaable :Liar Einvorium of VECRER7, r H Ll' largest assortment of CA.RIa E T town at the store oi AttneasoN, ReNernot & Co • RIME K. 0. Moistens at the store of Itogasos, .I.leNsoicr & Co. WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY MORNING, JANUARY I to 1868.' FCIOIIIII9VICALL. - TUE 11%101. Dent voice, whose murmurs in mine eat, In dreamy lapse I seem to hear, Dear form, whose inexpressive grace, Nor grief, nor time can ere efface. Why, in this-lonely still of night, Retuin ye thus to ear and sight, As dear and fair as when I knew Her presence - a — nrlik4 love through you - Say, what impels the yearning soul, Exerting fancy's strong control, These visions o'er youth to call From passion's spring to sorrow's fall? Why hi the dull decline of years, When faded hopes are stained with tears. When love, with many a wound, ties dead, And reigns pale sadness in his stead. Appear ye, like the pallid light, That filmes across the fitormy night? A moment seen, then lost, ye leave . My soul in deeper gloom to grieve ! . And yet, again, I'd joytul greet The moments of such visions sweet; — Allit — ditiir - with - troo - rtr-the-coward-t-hought,-- , To fly ati joy 4 with sorrow bought. Ah, could the dear delusion stay— With forms of light in living , day, Stith joy to mortal nature given, Would banish aye alt thought of heaven THE MAIL ROBBER . Fourteen years ago, I drove from Little ton, u distance of fourty-two miles, and as I had to wait the arrival of. two or three coaches, did not start until after dinner, so I very often had a good distance to drive after dark. It was in the dead of wioter, and the season had been 4 tough one. A great deal of snow had fallen, and the drifts were plen ty and deep. The mail that I carried was not due a• Littleton, by the contract, un til one o'clock in the morning, but that win ter the postmaster wag very often obliged to sit up a little later than that for me. One day in January, when I drove up for my mail at Danbury, the postmaster called me into his office 'Pete,' said he, with an important, serious look, 'there's some pretty heavy money pack apes in that bag.' and he pointed .to the bag as he spoke.' lie said the money vas • from .13tmton to some landagents up near the Can ada lino. Then he asked ale if I'd got any passengers who were going through to Lit tleton. I to.d him I did not know, but 'Supposed I haven't :" says I. .AV by,' said be, the agent of the lower route come in to-day, anti he says that , there have been two ~usptetous characters nn the stage that Caine up last night; and he SUR pects that they havefia eye on this mail, so that it will awl.) you to hand to be a little careful.' lie said the e9.ent had described one of them as being a short, thick set fellow, a bout forty }ears of age, with tong hair, and of thick-heavy enttnp of beard under the chin, but none on the side of his .lace. Ile did n 't know anything snout the other. 1 . , told the old fellow I :t.r,!::•sed there was not (Bach danger. p.>, not if plu have got passengers though, bat I only told you this so Au might look out for your mail, and look out for it when you .•..l.ang.c horses.' I answered that I should do so, and then took the bag under my arm and left the of fice. I stowed t he mail - und - e - ,r - m - y - s-7 - at-a—li tic wore carefully than I,laeino t' it so that I could keep my leer against i!;hut be youi this 1 did not feel any concern. It was past one when I started, and I had four pAssungers, two of whom rode on to o.yr first stopping place. I reached Gowen's Mills at dark, when we slopped fur supper, and . where my two passengers concluded to stop for the piglet About !iiz o'clock in the evening I left Gowen's Mills alone, haviag, two horees and an open pnng. I had seventeen miles to go—and a hard seventeen it was :oo night was quite clear, but the wind wiis sharp and cold, the 14)OEC snow flying in all dtrections while the drifts were deep and closely packed. - It was slow, tedious work, and my horses soon became leg weary and restive. At the distance of six miles I came to a little settle ment called I3ull's Corner, where I toek fresh horses. I'd been two hours going that dis tance. Just us I was going to start a man came up and'asiced we it I was going tu Lit tleton. I told him I should go through if the thing emild be done. .4.1 e said he was very anxious to go, tied as he had no bag gage, I told hint to jump in, and make him sell as conifoi fable its posaitile. I was gath ering up my lines when the hostler canto up and asked• me if I know that ono of my hor ses had cur himself badly ? I jumped out and went with him, and found that one oj the animals had got a deep mirk cut on the pfl' fore-foot. I gave• such directions as I considered neccessary. and was about to, turn away, when the hostler remarked that ',le i thought I came alone. I told hint I did !Then' where did you get that passenger said he. 4 11 e just gotin,' I answered, Got in from where.' 'I dou't, kuosv.' , 11re,11, now,' said the howler, 'that's kind o' curious. There ain't no such 4 1 man been, lia.clevroem clextt Via,mll.l3T Wowstvortaaeme. Lat-tired I know there ain't been , none Isti any of the netghbore.' 'Let's have a look at his face,' said I J‘Cre ean..get-thallmuch at any rate. - Do you go back with me, and - when I get' into the pung, just hold your lantern so that the light will shine into his face.' He did as I wished, and as I stepped into the pung I got a fair view of such portions of the passenger's face as were not muffled up. I saw a short, thick frame, full, bard features, and I' could see that here was a heavy beard under his chin. I thought of the wan whom the postmaster bad describ ed to me, but I didn't think seriously upon it until I had started. Perhaps I had got half a mite, when I noticed that the mail bag wasn't in its old place under my feet. 'Hahne 1' said eholding up my horses a little, 'wEeers toy My passenger sat on the seat behind me, and I turned towards him. 'Here is a bar , ° of some kind slipped back under my feet,' he said, givina it a ktck, as though he'd shove it forward': Just at that moment my horses lumbered into a deep snow-drift, and I was forced to bet out and tread down the snow ahead of them, and lead them thr 'ugh it. . This took me all of fifteen minutes, and when I got in again I putted the mail bag forward, and got my feet upon it. As I was doing this, I sow the man take some. thing from his tap, beneath the buffalo robe and put it in his breast pocket. At this I thought to be a pistol I had caught a gleam of tha barrel in the starlight, and when I had time to reflect, I knew I could About this time I began to think some what seriously. From what I had heard and seen, I soon made up roy mind that the individual behind me nut only meant to rob the mail, but he was prepared to rob me of toy life. It I resisted him he would shoot :--and perhaps -he meant- to--perforin- that - delicate job at anyrate. IV hile 1 was pon dering, the horses fell into another deep snow drift, and I was again forced to get - out . tread down the snow before them. I asked my passenger if he would help me, but he said be did not feel very well, and wouldn't . try; so I worked alone, and was all of a quar ter of an hour getting say team all through the drifts. When I got into the sleigh a ttain I began to feel for the mail bag with my feet, and found it where I had left it, but when I attempted to withdraw my foot' I discovered that it had become entangled in something—thought it the buffalo, and tried to kick it clear, but the more I kicked the more closely was it held ' I reached down my hand, and after feeling about a few mo ments, I found that my foot was in the mail bag 1 I felt again, and found my hand in a mong the packages of letters and papers I I ran toy fingers over the edges of the opening and became assured that the stout leather had been cut with a knife. Here was a discovery. I began to wish' had•taken a little more forethought before leaving Danbury. but as I knew that such wishes were only a waste of time, I quickly gave it up. and began to consider what I had hest do under the existing circumstances. r wasn't long in making up my mind upon a few essential points:—Fir.q, the wan behind the was a vrlfain ; second, ho had cut open the mail bag, and robbed it of some valuable matter— he must have known the 'money letters hy their size and shape, third, he meant to leave the stage on the first eppor tuniry; and fourthly, he was prepared to shout we if I attempted to arrest or detain him I revolved these things over in my -mind and pretty soon I thought of a course to pur sue. I knew that to get my hands safely upon the rascal, I must take him unawards, and this I could not do while he was behind ine—for his eyes wore upoh we all the time —so I m-ust resort to strataaein. Only a little distance ahead of us was a house. Lib old farther narwd Lougee lived there, and ri;,ectiy ,n Irot:t of it was a huge snow bank, streteltod across the road, through whiek a_ t,---t-raek-for wagons tattb - eiii - ilifeared with ahoy- A 4 We approlched the cot I saw a light in the front room, as I felt c.mfident I should, for the old man generally sat up Goal the stage went by. 1 drove on, aria tvhon nearly opposite the dwelling, stood np, as I had ficquentiy done when approaching difficult places .1 saw the snow-bank akead,• and could - di:Alegi:lA the cut which hats been shoveled through it 1 urged my horses to a good speed and when near the bank forced them into it. • Oae of the runners mounted the edge of the bank, after which the other ran into the cot, thus throwing the sleigh es quick . as thou g h lightning hail 'struck it. M'y pas senger 11;1 not calculated on any such move, merit and wasn't prepared fur it, but I ht, frealeul i 1 ated and was prepared. Ile rolled out into the deep snow with a heavy bulla/orohe about bin', while I liyhted on my feet on top of him. I plunged 1119 head in the snow, and then sang out for Lougee. I did nut have to calla riC6lll4l time, for the farmer had canto to the window to see Inc pass, and as soon as he saw- my sleigh over turned, he had lighted his• lantern and bur tied out. 4 , ll'hat's to pay," tpiked clic old roan, as ho hurried out.- ' l.aaa the hneßes into the track,n - nd, then ewe here," slid 1. As I spoke-I. pat daffy loosened my- hoid upon the throat., and ire drew yldatul ti o u his kkohoto, but I say: It in season. and jammed his Lead the snow :1 aiti, .nact gc;t the Weapon sway {turn' him. By this time Lodged had led - th. 3 horses out tind'conte bac,".und I plait) ed the' matter in us' few words as possible. We' hauled OM iasoul out iuto - the road, and apoto ezatninati - on, We found about twenty packagesofletters which be had stolen from the mail hag - aud stowed ,avi , ;iy in hip 'poe.ksts. Ile s'w'ore, and threat ened and prayed; but we raid: no attention to his blarney. Lougee got some stout cord, and when we had securely bodnd the villian, we idnibled . hitti into- the putt;. 'I asked the old man if be would aecompapy me to Littleton, and he said "of' cousse,?_, So he got his overcoat and rauffiei, and era Jong we started. I reached the end of the route with my mail all safe, though not as snug as it might have been, and my mail bag a little the worse for the game be had played upon it. How ever the mail robber was secure, and within a week was identified by enne officers from Clondoixt as an old offender; and I'm rather inclined to the opinion that be's in tho State prison at the present moment. At any rate, he waa there the last [heard of him. That's the only time I ever bad any mail troubled; and I think that under all circum stances I came off pretty *ell. , - Eloquent Passage. For the greatest human intellects there 18 no exception to the common doom I have sometimes thought how sublime must have been the emotions of that man whose privid ego it was to stand by the coffin of Shake spore and gaze on the sweet aul noble face, when death has called out all the strange beauty which never lives there. It was worth a lifetime to have stood there one min ute, to have laid your hand on that broad brow, and started at the cold chill, and so pause to have called up in memory all. the magnificent creation of his genius, and wor shipped him there in the silence and the gloom. But he is dead and gone; - 'At-hie head a brass•green tarf, At his heels a stone. So dies al} go. Man dies, but nature is eternal, The seasons keep their appointed time; day returns with its golden splendor, and tight with its eloquent mystery. The same stars which lit the ghastly battleZeld of Troy rom , h with the_ dead bodies of se _ cient — heroes— which shone on the marble streets of inaperial_Ronee, and on the sad eyes of vigil sleepers in the living •glow of inspiration—the watch•firos of the angels which, through centuries of devastation and change, have still burned on unceasingly— speak to us as they did to Dante, Shake epere end ,Milton of the divine ory, the omnipotence, the everlasting love and beuu• ty of God. Tint BIRTH PLACE OF G ENIUS.—It iS one of the mysteries of life that genius, that noble gift of God to_tuan, is nourished in poverty. Its greatest works have been a chieved by the sorrowing ones of the world in tears and despair. Not in the brilliant saloon, furnished with every comfort and el eganee—not in the library, well fitted, softly carpeted, and looking out upon a smooth green lawn or a broad expanse of scenery— not in case and competence is genius born and nurtured, but more frequently in adver 'city and destitution, ritni,lst the _barrassing cares of a straightened household, in bare and fieeleSs garrets, with the noise of squal id children, in the midst of the turbulence of domestic contentions, and in the deep gloom of tinclieNed despair is genius born and reared. ibis is 1k birth place, and in scenes like these, unpropitious, repulsive. Veretehed,ltave men labored, studied, and trained themselves, until they have at last emanated out of the gloom of that obscurity. the shining lights of their times—become the companions of Kings, the guides and teachers of their kind, and exercised an in fluence upon the thought of the world, a mounting to a species of intellectual legisla tion. OUR. LORI YOUTH.—How often, amid the turmoil of busy fife, come, like the balmy breath from some fairy land, the enchanting visions of our youthful days; the days when our hearts knew nothing of the wounds of slighted friendship or betrayed trust, and when all tile earth seemed perfection, un in a rred_b_y_bleroi lid bpi] is 'the Eden of lite, the sown, l / 2 erdiartifs Para• disc among lovely bowers, blowing none buj, the most subtle anci enrapturing breezes; lull of bright flowers. blissful hopes, and pure desires, and which no reality of maiur er fife can quell. Say not, 0, sordid, there is no joy in dreamingoo pleasure in recAling the past to view, while threading the tortuous wind• ings of the world's ways The days gone by—the days when buoyant youth crowned our brows en I laughed in our raidant eyes, and the earth seemed free from sin - 7 are these nothilig? Maturity may bring position wider experience and thorough knowledge; but of all those, all the rich inheritance of age and wisdom, cannot compare with the innocent care-free hints, so fleet-winged and sunny, of the early days gone by. Bright crown of perpetual youth:you will never be donned, till the pearly gates are entered iu and changing mortality gives wdY to eternal " have been young, and now I am old and as I stand Wore God to-night I declare tharnothing I have ever giveo in :harity is regreted. -'0 nol it is the riches we seek that perish, that which is given away abides with us forever, ii impresses itself on Our chai•acter, and eAls on out' eternal destiny; for•the h.ibit of charity for this life will accompany (14 to the next. The bud which het os to open — hire will blossom in run expansion ileteattr; to - delight the eye of • u es and beaurity the 'par a dise et God. Le Qs, then, now and on, every:, oef easion herea,fter, vac, ica 0,134 lib4ralify ,which in .del) wel • shafl appiOVe: and repro. , bate the p'atiirnon - y Which We'oblabthenvon. dont*. • • ==ZZ=EM The aim of an honesi'Maca life Is nes . the /NI Mill:WE:8 which . serves only himself; but the virtue tivhipb•is useful to others, - _ This line , flits this e‘plunto. OARRIbit'S ADDfRE-SS, Hearken ye good gentle folks to my sad tale, For some folks they say that'ihe bankit Rri • fail, And the totintry Will be ruined bribe want of gall, For the brokers:they have none, ; they say it is sold' Hula not be alarmed at.so whimsical a smack, For We know Uncle Sam has plenty green backs lie has gold,andailver in abundance in racks, i3o quiet your feat 4 fur nothing yet tacks. Theyiiay that the colored folks are kicking up .h igh The white genttemeri are turning up the'• white of the eye, For feet:, that the votingwill nlhhp.3one by the blacks And elect the beet men in the whole hairline: Great times are expected in the coming New Year A -President is to be elected and it makes some men fear, They say that the candidate rdnst not .be fond of beer, And then when he's elected they will 'giro him three cheers, Old Andy will ;vont and of course must stand back, And if sober enouglithe may take seine old hack, For the White House must be emptied of such •ile trash, And ho may go with old' Jeff; end make a grand Whit, more shala say of the happy New Year, Many will be marifedand cast offll fear, And many will die and lenieloved orieliatona Who look forward and upward to fleaven's blest Throne. Farewell to the'old Year! it is gone—so good bye— , • • But traces of itssorrows are still very nigh, Affliction and pain have caused many a sigh, And the tear of lamentation has scares loft the eye, Come let Us cheer up anti oast trouble aside, kiiirtiike-lite-as-it-eonies-vihatever-hethir - Bejoyfut and happy, Whlther married or• single, For when these is snow we will hear the •bells jingle. _ And now my de‘r fricnde whom I served all the year, In the heat and the cold, which pinches the ear, Will you please and remember the printer Boy's , share, New boots and new elotht s you, know are very dear Snplease open your purses and out with' your dimes; For so it use to be way back n olden times. A happy New Year to you ell, forget dot these lines, And subscribe (or the ItiMoRD to improve your minds. Three Things a Woman Can't Do TIN4i . things a woman can't do. First; she can't sharpen a lead pencil—give her one and see. Mark how jagedly she backs a way every particle of *pud around the lead, leaving an uosupporteX spike of the latter, which breaks immediately when used You can almost furgive the male creature his coca. passionate contempt as chuokiu ,, her under the chin, twitches it from Car awkward little paw, and rounds and tapers it in the most ravishing manner for durable use. I wish to hear no more on that point, because when I once make up my thiud, 'ill the • king's men can't change it.' . Well, then, secondly— A woman can't do up a bundle. She takes a whole newspaper to dr, up a paper of pins, and a coil rope to tie it, and it will come uodooe at that.— ' When I go shopping, which it is sometimes my hard lot to do, I look on with the faci litated gaze of a bird in the neighborhood of a magnetic serpent to watch clerks do up bundles—how the paper falls just in the right oreasesj—how deftly they turn it over, and tuck it under, and tie it up, and then throw it down on the counter, as they had 'done the most common thing in world, instead of a deed which might, 'a ift - faith does, task the injenuity of 'a '.' It is pet feetly astonishing Thirdly—l may allude to the\, fact that a woman cannot carry an umbredla, or lather ,t 0 d, very peculiar manner in which they ptr feral that duty; but. I Won't. ..f scorn to turn traitor to a rWat Who, whatever may be theilloalts, are always loyal to each other: So I shall not say as I might have Otherwise said that when they unturiAtio parachute al laded to, they put it down over their noses, take the middle of the sidewalk', raking Min's hats and viumen's hohnets as they `go, and walking right into the breakfast of a weight, with the disregard of consequent gasp, which to be understood is to be fen, ea the t ffeud or; cocks up one corner of her parachute and looks defiantly at the victim who has the ef frontery to come into the world and hazard the whalebone and handle of her 'ututortlll' No, I won't speak as auything of the kind ; besides, has not a diffilirited writer remarked that when •dear''viotitui is er:dtts, is only becalm bhe is -sick.' Let us. hop., „he. is right. We - till kuow thatit is. not the ° cause of emu's crossue,sa. Give him a favorite dish and you way dine elf him after vtari—if . You want to. • GOt.DF..; AULts.-1. - tetnetnlier . t scoldeu rule: 1),. mete t;t.laet4 'tat.t'Utit' they unto?iiu i ‘• • '!; • • - 13,:tieetv4iittat and Nice there 'is' no mid- d' , e path. • • - Ile yin.) rises late never does a govt tlay!!,; • Do.f,tr not till to-morrour ..tv,hat should be dotto - to : 4 ay. . I3e, pot toad of change; a roiling" stone gathrrs no wow ' A 'contented wind I§ 'a eoutintri,l•feast. ;Waste Not—z-want waste wakes woeful "ion• ykke eve ,a pi p e that is noiy s ou'r owe. A cavil w.nia ie ua titiUn tipoken as a 'rude one.- Pon FlTs —Consulfthe tailor. 0113 4 .00 E'er Wen A Dittionit Irishman. An frisinuao in a witness-boa is . pro verbially a difficult , subject. That othcrs. have found Patrick a slippery colt fo chase, appears from the following anecdote: Tee captain of a steamboat, seeing au Irishman smoking away abaft the funnel s , stepped up to bun and- k aid ~ ".Don't you see the notice stuck up there?" "D'ye mane that bit o' painted tin?" "To be sure I do. 'Shure I say it.' , Why don't you follow it?' haven't sayn it more; it's nailed fast, I'm considerin. • wean. haven't you rnua "that notice?' a bit, share I d..w't know how to rude.' `Well, it, says: 'no smoking, allow'ed herd' _ _ _ 'Be the powers! it doevn't caromre me i mite, thin, for I never stnokei tui life" 1:1::=2:=1221 A FAIR FLING AT flot.—A teacher in a neighboring Sunday school was examining a class of little boy's from a Scriptaro cate chism. The first question was—''Who stoned Stephen?" Answer—The Jews " Second question—" Where did they atone him?" Answer—'•l3eyond the limits of the city." The third question—" Why did they take him to the limits of the city?" was not in the book, - and proved a:poser to the whokt class; it passed from head to foot wittecut an answer being attempted: At length a little fellow, *ho had been seratehingihis head P.ll the while,Jooked up and saki: 'Well, I don't know, unleas it was to get a fair fling at hint?" .A — Ta I troa d lag been disehareti, applied to be reiesta ted, `You were disnalsseil; said the superiti. tenant, austerely, 'for letting your train cotne twice into collision.' 'The very reason,' said the other party, interrupting him, 'why I ask it to be res• tared.' 'How so?' (Why, sir, if I had any doubt before as to whether two trains can pass each other on the same track, I am new entirely satisfied; I have tried it twiJe, sir, and , it cao't be done, and I am not likely to try it again' • Ile regained the situation. "Would you believe it, aunt," exclaimed a pale-facedyoliiig lady of the "upper ten,' '.'would you believe it? Uncle Solomon, hers tells we that the ladies out ward, actually speak to the iraileaMen and retail store. keepers! They moos be sadly in want society, musn't this}?" .• ,„; "they arc as had:y 1F f,r 5..-,e.,•ty, m- as your father wa, whco l v puked radishes and asparagus for a and - t our tooth.er ,sold them in the old Fly ;.)larket—lial ha! society, humph! Miss PJIly Dolly Atie ine fa:ated and 113,1. aunt Was visible is the pelt roma. A Nubs leilq4, some four or five years old and' who had never Been a negro, was perplexed one day when one cattle by where hound his father were. The youngster eyed the darkey suspiciously till he !fad passed, and then asked his. father: "Pa, wt ,o painted that i 13217 all black sot" "God did my son," replied ars* father. "‘Vell," said the little one, still looking after the negro, "I shouldn't 'a thought he'd a held still." "SN hen I goes a shonpin,' said and old Ll dy, alters ask fur what I wants, and .t they have it, and it's suitable, and I feet inclined to buy it, and it's cheap, and oan t ba got for less, I most alters takes it, with. out hampering about it all thy, as &quo people do,' Ile that hath a trade, hatn an estate, and he that hath a eallieg,hath an nfiie of pri)liz - , and honor, but then the trade tnaqt be - wrkik ed at, and the calling well follewe4, or neith er the estate nor the of f ice wdleuatite 113 t 0 pay our taxes. A pergola Pdtriek 113rittire if ha !mew Mr. Tun Duffy. th:now sanl Pat, •wby lies a very Dear rolation of tattle. fie °ace proposed' to marry ray sister,' 'Capital weathor, Mr. Jones, capital weath er. My wile's got such a bad cold she can't speak. 1 tike such weather' Prentice thanks nn accomplished South ern lady fora duzcn apples from the tree Jeff Davis was not hanged on Some one says the best way for a man to train up n child in the way it should go, is to travel that way occalionilly himself. The most teloetact slave so vice that we evor SAW Was a poor fellow tir;.o had his us- fiery to one. Jewish prov;rh says, 'Clonvni twice and you will thtuk it perfectly able.'st%„. spoliel us with au oppla, but a.toued fur the wroug: by furatiug a pair. liow du you dame 'black as your hat?' Darkuitsa that way be fill. ,- At what gefißon did Evo eat the apple Early to the "fall." A bad begiuoing—the owl of the rriurriiqt 3er vivo. NUMBER 27
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