WE BRIDEGROOM EHORT. A Marring 1" h Po"' hundred ef Colored Society. Handy was Mrs. .Jackson' jnal, nd she belonged to "d fo' bunded uv eolurd tlety.". The morning after wedding U her set Mandy told Mint Julio about It. . , 5'Ftne timet yas'm, we' did crt'nly !d ls Julie. To ortr iwd dat church, how bit were det'rated. ' Dor bd evrgreen all over d' church, bang to'Jn ropes all roun'. Dey had d' al ter, oh so bhtitfully orn'mntd. D" orgln, bit wua all covered wld some, p' die heab greon furn. Jiet lie's tor roe, Mtee Julie, case I'm gwlne to tell yer all "bout hit Ah ww "bout ter forglt to tole you 'bout d' marriage bell dat bung over d' alter, made out'n mte'l toe an" aunt sort o; white flow. Hit, too, did look fine. But dem brlde'a mslds.jdcv wua no lovlye lght o' dem, 11 dresned la Wlte, wld low necka an' hort sleeve." "But Ihe bride, . Amandaf "Aln'fvsh. told ye 'bout the bride yitT Wart, hur-ny, she wii d' besteet uv all and wore' a satin dress dat wua goiiue andHt vale u' hern waa dat long dat hit nigh went back to d' do' But yer orte Seed done rushes, M dare a,! r tails an' wlte gloves. D" wed din' march, hit wua. played, too; every thing wa did up brown, an' In all my born day ah never did ber etch a fine time." . . . . "But, Amanda, you haven't told me anything about the brldeftrooni. "D' you know, Mlaa Julie would yer b'lleve hit, dat naaty, sneakln' coon never did sho up." The Boy Told the Truth. Justice Brewer, of the United Btatee Supreme Court, saya that It la uaually an easy matter to pick out tie truth among a lot of conflicting evidence. By way of illustration be telle tbe following Incident, which took place In a little village near New York: "A house-hunter, wbo had Juat got off the train, stepped np to a boy banging around the depot, with this salutation: "'My lad, I am looking for Mr. Btrtthaon's new block of semi-detach ed houses How far are they from beret" " 'About twenty minutes' walk,' the boy replied. " 'Twenty minutest' exclaimed the house hunter. 'Nonaenae! Tbe adver tisement says Ave.' " 'Well,' said tbe boy, 'you can be lieve me or you can believe tbe ad- vertiiement, but I ain't tryln' to make a sale." i: The Green Maid. When the thermometer dropped be low sero Mrs. Rogers was much dis turbed by-. tbe thought that Huldah. tbe new kitchen maid, alept in an un- beated room.' ' ."Huldab,' she said, remembering tbe good old custom of her girlhood, "It's going to be pretty cold to-night. I think yon had better take flatlron to bed with you." "Yes, ma'am," asented Huldah, with out enthusiasm. Mrs. Rogers, happy In the ballet that her maid was comfortable, slept soundly. In tie morning she visited the kitchen. "Well, Huldah, how did, you get along with the flatlron?" Huldah breathed a deep sigh of recollection. "Veil, ma'am, I got It most warm before morning." THB EDUCATED PUBLIC Sympathetic One Tbeu , people do not run Into you In the street any moreT Blind Man No; since I began using this auto horn I have bad a perfnutl? clear road. - Then and Now. Dear Hollo: Those books that you have been reading are out of date. There was, time when tbe boy who swept out the corners without being told became the president of the con cern; but not now. This la an age of specialists. If you become an expert sweeper they will keep you at IL Ef flciency la tbe watchword. The way to rtae u to set causht bossinc an othef boy that, you have, hired to do the sweeping! .Then they'll put. you on tbe road and you oaa get rich pad ding your expense account. f, Embarrassing to. Both. , Old Mr. FLii';rty was a uuuerul fav orlte in tbe li'U.f town, where be lived, Tbe doctor Iwss sway nearly all one umqW ana' did not bear of the old man's death. Boon after bis return tbe doctor met kUsa Flaherty and In quired aujut the family, ending with, "Ac J bow Is y-Mit father standing ths Intense heat?" j ;t Succinct. Juafree O'lIc'-UMn Have children, Mrs, Kslijt ' you any Mrs. K,!ly I aov two Bring an' wag married I Man's Massurernsms. For ths. .athletic iyp of man the average chest measurement Is Inches; with the waist St; while the motoring ,'man,; though shorter, de mands a 3S-lucfa waisL Boston Globe. spread ,f..Grman Language.. . In Chill there are regions where there are so many Germane that tbs native servant learn thalr Uoug AN AERIAL RAILROAD. Trial Line Proposed at Marburg Combine Great Speed and Safety. Consul Thomas H. Norton of Chern- nits, after mentioning tbe extraordi nary amount of attention now devoted In Germany to every phase of aerial locomotion, writes as follows: Engineers in Germany have taken bp Uie problem of Introducing the buoyant principle Into railroad con struction, and the first project In this ne to enlist capital In Its support Is thai of a well known enalneer of Mar burg. This Is practically a combina tion of tbe essential eloments of the dirigible balloon and the electric rail roadcars supported by the buoyancy of a balloon and motive power trans mitted by an electric cable, tbe lat ter being the only feature of an ordi nary electric road that Is retained. The upportlng balloon Is cylindrical In shape, of semirigid construction, 190 feet long and 33 feet In diameter. It rests lightly against cables on either side, channeled wheels attached to the framework of the balloon, form ing the contact, the cables being sus pended at the proper height by tow ers. The passenger car is attained beloW. ' A company Is about to construct a line from the railway station In Mar burg to Fraoenberg, an elevation five miles distant and 1.200 feet above the town. The preliminary estimates show an Initial coat of construction of $27,000 to $28,000 per mile for a dou ble cable line. It Is further estimated that tbe cost of maintenance and of transportation on such a line will not exceed 3 per cent of tbe correspond ing expense on a railroad, through the avoidance of weight, friction and seri ous wear of material. It la thought that a speed of 125 miles per hour can be attained, with practically com plete avoidance of danger to tbe pas- lenger and all danger to surface ravel. The steepest grades In moun- aln ceglons are easily overcome. Snapshots of TheughL Right tbinking Is religious Injuno- lon, but right acting is a divine lata. As many plants flourish better In he shade than In the sunshine, so ;reat characters are best developed n the shadows of affliction. . Be not so profuse of promise avish of accomplishment. Let not the sneers of the ignorant leter you from seeking to merit the pprobatlon of tbe wise. Lose no sleep brooding over how ou may avenge a wrong. You can never bridge the chasm be ween yourself and your Ideals by sl owing your talents to lie dormant Tbe pleasures of prosperity a ,fteo less joyous than are the cont orts and hopes of adversity. Justice Is as essential to a people's ispplness as to their liberty. If you covet sympathy in your ad- erslty, be not arrogant in your pros perity. - - If chance were & necessary element n nature, Providence would have nade more use' of 1L T. M. Sullivan. The Check System. John Palmer, who died some years go In, rather straitened circumstance n a little town in Michigan, was the oventor of tbe check system. Palmer vas a fiddler, and assumed responsl I'lity for the bats, coats and wraps of hose who came to his dancing parties, n keeping things straight he gave tumbered checks for the articles ommitted to his care. Borne railroad nen wbo attended one of tbe dances, nd. noticing how perfectly tbe Idea vorked, appropriated It, and In hort time tbe system was adopted ail )ver the country. A la so often 'he case, the Inventor got nothing out of IL The Pyramids. There are stones in the great Pyra mid that are several times the weight of the Obelisk In Central Park. Borne of the larger atones In Cheops weigh as much as 800 tons apiece. As re gard tbe ways and mean of getting such huge, masse of granite into their places, it la now generally con cluded, by the best authorities that It was done by sheer manual labor and toll. They had plenty of subjects to draw upon, and the great block were In all probability pushed up along Inclined planes by human mus cle. And Thbrs Are Others. . j Tbe cook had been called away to a sick sister, and so tbe newly-wed mistress of the bouse undertook, with the aid of the maid, to get the Sunday lsncheon. Tbe little maid, wbo had been struggling In the kitchen with coffee mill that would not work, i fessed that fae bad forgotten to wash the lettuce. : "Well, never mind. Pearl. Go with the coffee and I'll do It,"' said, the considerate mistress. "Where do .they keep the soapy" vrvei nejMiry:-L- aAV.i. "I m suah," said Cbollie Boftle.g! with a 'rirawHtiff linn, thjif T. dim know what, I nliaij do Vboa fgtit oui of college. Mothah wants me to be- a nilnithtah. but. I have a leaning; to- ard lltratcbao" ' . i ; "DM yMt ever' ttyuk of becoming au actress?" ana asked cruelly.. Seisne , tie and Than. In tha earliest ..age scicuce was poetry, as In tbe Uttr poetry haa be come science. LcwolL . t t Heavy Handicap.- w Doctor Jobiuwn; , Slow rise woaith by poverty depressed. ' . . Danish Proverb. He scolds best that oaa hurt the leasL -. , Great Writere Prayer. . The service pf the day Is over, and the hour com to rsL We resign Into Tby bands our deeping bodies L our cold hearths and open door. Otvs us to wske with sniilea giv us to tabor smmng. as we sua returns la the east, so let our patience be newed with dawns a thu sua lightens the world, so let our loving kind; make bright thia house of our bb.lta- Uua--wbrt lomh Bwrnns. READY POR THE BOARDER. Dignified College President Telle Joke at Hie Expense. The dignified president of well known and flourishing New England college. In his moments of relaxation, tells the following story at bis own expense: One summer some rears sgo ha peat vacation of several weeks at farmhouse In Maine tow a. The next season he received a letter from his former boarding mlstreea Inquir ing If he would tike to return. In reply he stated that be would be very glad to pass another summer va . cation with her, provided some need- change were made about tbe place. . First," wrote tbe college president. your maid Mary Is persona non gra- ta, being anything but neat and order ly In bar ways, and if she Is still with yon I bust you will at least not allow her to wait on tbe table. - Secondly, I would suggest that the sanitary conditions on your place would be greatly Improved If the pig sty were moved back a few rods fur- rther from the house or gone away with Itowether. "I Fill wait until I hear from you before, deciding about coming." Tbe somewhat particular college president was reassured by the receipt of ths following reply: Msry has went We hain't had no hogs on the place since you was here last summer. Be sure and eome. SHAKESPEARE UP TO DATE. King Richard III A spark ping. park plug, my-kingdom for a spark plug! On on the Man ef Method. "Don't wait for me." be said to hta better halt "I may be rather late, but business Is business,' you know, aad isn't be helped. . The next morning the mas of meth od was far from either looking well or feeling well. At breakfast be sal 'or Ing listlessly with bis toast and cofeo, while his spouse sat stonily silent Be hind the coffee pot Tbe breakfast room clock was equally silent ! "Maria, mv dear, there must be something wrong with that -dock. am sure I wound It up laat night, re marked tbe husband. "No." answered hi wife. "Yon Wound np Freddy' music box Instead. and had . It playing 'HomsT- Sweet Home.' at 1 o'clock It. tbe mfming! The hall clock ha also stopped, and you hav screwed your corkscrew right into the telephone!" A New Version of It. ' Robert, the small son of Mr.' Brant ia lately acquired a stepmother. Hoping to win bis affection, this new parent has been very lenient with him. while hi father, feeling bis responsi bility, ba been unusually strict. Tbe boy of tbe neighborhood, wbo bad taken pains to warn Robert of ths tsrrlbls character of stepmother la general, recently waited on him In a body, and the following conversation was overheard: 'How do yon like your stepmother, Bob?" ,"Ukt her! Why. feller. I Just love her. AU I wish la I had stepfather. too." A Great. Scholar. " The new minister In a Georgia church was delivering hi first sermoa. The darkey janitor was a critical Hst- euer from a back corner of tbe oh urea Tbe minister's sermon wss eloquent and bis prayers seemed to cover th wbol category of human wants 'After the service on of the dea cons asked the old darkey what he thought of the new minister. "Don't yon think he offer up good prayer, Joe?" , "Ab mos' suhtalnly does. boss. Why, dat mas axed de good Lord fof things dat ds odder preacher didn't even know He had!" i An Anslogous Csse. I A short time ago an old lady went oh board Nelson's flagahlp, tbe Vic tory. The different objects of Interest were duly shown her, and on reaching tbe spot where tbe great naval hero was rounded (which Is marked by s raised plate) the officer remarked: "Her Nelson fell." "And no wonder!" exclaimed the old lady; "I nearly fell ther myself." ! How to Tsll a Bad Egg. ("What's th beat way to toll a bad egg?" 'I dont know but I would suggest that If you hav anything really Im portant to toll a bad egg. why break It gently." . Clreumtta.tces Alter Case. "Would ye bellev 1 was ataadla' near a nity-do.iar bill whin so. on as looaio'. an' ths thought v stesl ln nlver entered ma head." " 'Poo me bowL I would not)" lis so but twaa me owe bltt." j Where Falsehood Is Justifiable. j There are two occasions wbea the most veracious man Is likely to pre varicate when he tolls a lov ro mance or a bunting story. Pari Fi garo. Don far. ' : A New York woman ha used a whip Instead of the divorce courts Sh has ruined ber matrimonial far W.Weablatun Post, HOW A HORSE GALLOPS. Conventional Mode ef Representation and It Origin. How does borse gallop f Owing to ths rapidity of action It cannot be seen by tbe humaa ey. However, Just as the' individual apoke of a rapidly revolving wheel can be made visible by a flash of lightning, so the action of a galloping borse can be and haa been analysed by Instantaneous photography. The statuette of Byeonby, the thor oughbred, ha been mad from photo graph taken at the Instant when all four leg are off the ground. The back la arched, the hind feet are directed forward, the fore feet backward, so that all are tucked under th animal's body. When ths llmba again touch the ground ths first to do so is on of the bind feet, which lr thrust far for ward so as to form an. acute angle with tbe line of the body, .and thus serve tbe purpose of a spring In breaking the force of the Impact of the hoof when the horse Is going at top speed. In tbe conventional mode of repre senting a galloping borse all four legs are oft tbe ground at once, but the front pair are extendei backward In such a way that the under surfaces of their hoofs are directed skyward, the body being at the same time brought near the ground. This con vention! pose appears to hsve been derived from a dog running, when the front and hind pairs of legs are re spectively extended forward and back ward, with the soles of the hind feet turned upward. This pose. It 1 thought was adopt ed to represent the gallop of the horse by the goldsmiths of Mycenae, between 300 and 1000 B. C whence It was transmitted by way of Perils and Siberia to China and Japan, to return to the eighteenth century, a the result oT commercial relations, to western Europe. An Affair of Weight It I one of tbe absent-minded Pro fessor Rounder' fads to keep himself wlthtn-Vertaln limits of avoirdupois and at tited Intervals (when be does not forget) he call at the village tore, tries the scales and note care fully whether ha Is going "over" or "under" the permitted two bundrea and twenty pound. On one occasion he was astonished to observe the machine register two hundred and thirty-three pounds. "Tut tut! Dear me! This will never do,' he frowned. Then a happy smile winkled In hi eye as he reflected: "Of course. Laat week I wore no vercoat" Removing hi outer garment h threw It over one arm and again con sulted tha figure. Two hundred and thirty-three pounds! With a look of scholarly perplexity Professor Rounder walked out.' Into- the cold street, still carrying, the over coat over his arm aad muttering "Tut, tutt Dear me! Then 1 am gaining. This 1 very serious." - Downright Laxlness. George Washington drew a long sigh and said: "Ah wish Ah had hundred watermllltons." Dixie's eyes lighted. "Hum! Dat would sullenly be fine!. An' ef yo' bad a hundred watormllliona would yo gib me OftyT' "No, Ah wouldn't" 1 , "Wouldn't yo' gib me twenty-five?' . Dial gated with reproachful eyes at his close-Bated friend. '"Seems to me, you' powahful stingy, - George Washington," h said, and then con- tinned In a heartbroken voice. "Wouldn't yo' gib m one?". ,- . "No, Ah wouldn't gib yo' on. Look a-beah. aiggab! Are yo', so good for nuffen buy dat yo' cahn't wish fo" yo' own watermilllons?" Youth's Maga line. A Canrle Turodown. Robinson (to Jones) I say, old man. have you a loose fiver about you? - ' Jones Wby-er would you beiieve It I met Bmith Just now, and be bad the nerve to ask me for it .Robinson tie got tt of course? Jones' N-hb, be didn't! I told him I owed It to you? Robinson Ah Jones But I find I was mistaken. I don't owe you a sou! I've paid up very cent I've borrowed of you, aad promise you ber and now never to pester you again for money. It was a shame a beastly shame but don't be alarmed. It'll not occur again! Good day! Robinson (dlxxily) Good day! Punch. Bokhara Sheep. The department of agriculture 1 seriously considering the introduction Into this country of Bokhara sheep, from which comes the fur called Per sian lamb. All astrakhan fur Is now raised on territory tributary to the Caspian ses. Tbe best fur Is taken from the lamb when it Is only four or five days old. The Bokhara aheep also makes good mutton. To Thine Ownself B Tru. Take it not grievously It som think 111 of thee, and speak that thou wouldst ' not willingly bear. Thou ougbtost to be the hardest judge - of thyself, and to think no one weaker tbaa thyself. If thou dost walk right, aously, thou wilt not much weigh fleet, lag words. Thomas A. Kempts. Additional Comforts. "I sea your rates bare ars doubl n rainy day." said tha drummer. "What to the reason for that?" "Sir," replied Landlord Sparerib, "s careful examination of this' hostelry will convince you that all our rooms are furnished with baths at that time." Almeet Perfect Tlmekeepeer. . Th clock of tbe tower of Columbia aalvaratty. New York, la aad to b ona of' th most acrurats la th world, varying but six seconds a year. . Wisdom from Uncle Ebon, "Nursln' a grouch," said Uncle Kb an. I lika aegleclln' d Bowers as' eg table as' putting la' yob tn W4lg t ta." , SOMEWHAT AMBIQUOUS. Prisoner wss Rslessed Whin ' He Pointed to th Placard. Ther was much ado In th cabin of ths excursion boat Maid o' the Wa ter. A gentleman bsd leisurely ca tered the cabin. A placard to on side of the door occupied his attention for a moment. He allowed bis gas ..to wander about tbe room.- Every chair was occupied a few of them by man. Strolling carelessly up to th pret tiest young woman in th room, ba deliberately sat uown In her lap. With ths first shriek for help he rose, and was promptly seised by th men pres ent. In a few mln'ite th story spread throughout the boat When th cap tain arrived. In response to summon , th room wa crowded with sxcur-j alonlsts. "What do yon mean, sir, by such conduct?" tbe captain thundered. , "My dear fellow." tbe culprit, re turned coolly. "I was only following the rules for the conduct of pas sengers a laid down by th manage ment.' : "You-you" th captain gaspnd. "Show me the rule made by this com pany which allows you the liberty yoa took." "With pleasure. There Is the pla card bearing It. at the (id of that door." ( All turned their gate In tha direc tion Indicated, as the captain read from tbe placard aloud: f '"The chairs In this cabin are for the ladles. Gentlemen must not maka use of tbem until the ladles ars seal ed.'" Tbe prisoner was released. Georg Frederick Wilson. Whst th Sandwich wa for. A stately old professor waa ap proached by a young student one day In one of tbe Western colleges. Try ing hard to keep back a smile, th young man asked: "Professor, you say yon are an ex pert at solving riddles, don't you?" "I claim that I am, my boy." "Well, then, can you tell me why man who has seen London on a foggy day aud a man who has not seen Lon don on a foggy day are Ilk a bam sandwich?" Tbe professor studied tor a long time, venturing several answer, which proved to be wrong. Finally, t his wit's end. be said: "1 give It up." . "It's easy." said tbe other. ' "Give It up," repeated the profes sor. "Why," was the refly, "one ha sees tbe mist and the other has missed th seen. . Ha, hs! Catch on?" "Of courae I do. you lunatic! But whathas tbe ssndwlch to do with It?" After the youngster had recovered from a spell of laughter be chuckled: "Oh. that's what you bit on." Not in HI Lin. - A short time ago a young lady wstl troubled with a boll on her knee, which grew so bad that she thought It necessary to call la a physician. She bad formed a dislike for th fasa; lly physician, so her father suggested several others, and finally said that he- would call in th physician witb th bomoepathlo case, who pass d tbe bouse every day. Tbey kept a sharp lookout for him, and when he cam along be was called In. Tbe young lady modestly showed him th disabled member. The little mas looked at It and .aid: "Why, that' pretty bad. "Well," she said, "what must I do?" . "If I were you," he answered. "1 would send for a physician. I an piano tuner." CANT HELP IT THEN. "Why do tbe servant Ilk to f him three sheets to the wind?" "Because be tips so much thea." Knew How to Pels Them. "How did you contrive to culUvste such a beautiful black eyef asked Brown. "Oh!" replied Fogg, who had bea practicing upon th roller skates, "1 raised It from a slip." Appropriate Pressnte. . 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Beeibtw onrink very form of beadaoh lastantly, Brotno Pepsin U equally and a promptly effloaoiooa In obronlo and aoate Indigestion and tbe nervous disorders incident there o, It la affereaoent and pleasant to take and may be bad ot all np to date druggist at ten cents a bottle. It comes as a boon to mankind and Womankinds For pale at C. O. Armstrong;, Druggist. sKiTaegaaieneieaeoeieaeas kTOTICJt. I The Oonimimonera of Pike County will hereafter bold Regular Meeting the first Monday of each ma between the hours of 9 . m. and 4 p. m. except ing lu the months when Court may be In session, and then during Court THEO. IL- BAKEB Comiuiwi "ners Clerk AkMislarf Hans lets. Cur as Spat i BROMO-PEPSIN r "Not the Word P4paa" CURES MfaOtCHC, SLEEPLCSSNCSf. INDIGESTION I NERVOUSNESS MI ttrwaclata, lOo, ISa SOs for sals by C. O. ARMstbohs, Druggiai WANTS SUPPLIED I ! If yoa wsd4 uots bsada, Mil heads, totte huaua, statements, ahow cards, progra-na large posters, sale bills, doUgori envelopes tags buaineaa cards ur job printing every description, done up la tbe best Hyl fu you ta an ap-to-dAta nd artistic mo aer ealland sea as. Prices " . THB FRKSfl PRINT. at VVA VJVV"aVwvva, a.as.a-M HUH aaw..asaawawaMMla&asBsaal I J. C. CHAMBERLAIN Real Estate Agent. floats and Lot and lot without House Daaier la all kinds of Property, Notary Public ALL BUSINESS GIVER PROMPT ATTENTION Office at Residence on Water Street. Uiiibrt, Fa Doth of these papers one year for only 1.85 If you send your order and money to Tho PRESS Mllford, Pike County, Penn. 1 it (j O ty, N. V. asBtSaiS masiutMCt s4 cavtT. . ia. ,. ef a nun mwm Marks. -ovscovichti. ThMy-on ys ja it tiw practice. Ortnlnn at In vaimily ami TaleTiteWitV: Wrft for Mok ff 'BMnic-; ta and rel.-reneM. eTONBPOa,U Wahlntm l r Time Table ERIE RAILROAD, f . ..A. T PORT JERVIS 8olld Pullman trains to Buffalo, Nlag ars rails, Chautauqua Laka, Cleveland Chicago aad Cincinnati. Tukeu on aale at Port Jsslt points In ths Watt and Southwest as lower fetes thaa via any other IrsVelass Uns. Ia ffsct June Slth. IMS. V Taais Now Lkavb Port Jhvi h Follow. EASTWARD 48, Dally 4 10 " 6 Dally Kxpress g.40 " " M, Local Except Sunday., g.lo " 44 Holidays only HO ,, No. a. Dally Kxpress S64S. H. " T0S, Way Sunday Only T.sl " 4a, Local sxcept Sun a Hoi I.N " ' 0, Looal Exoept Sunday., lo w " " 4. Dally Ixpiess l Mr.u. tot, Sunday Only I to " '-M, Way dally sxot Sund'y I SO ' s. Daily Bxpress 4 M " ' Sa, Way daily sxo't Sund'y 36 " T08, LocM Sunday Only..,, T.It " , WK8TWABD. MoT, Ually Express It tt A. u. " 49, Dally .S6 '.' ' IT, Dally Milk Train 10 a" ' I, Daily Kxpress 11. M " U. Tea Bo'dAleK'pt Son., lg.ltr.at. " I, Kstweas Chicago Um dat I N 4 10, Dally Except Sunday., t OU " , f. Limited Daily Exprass. 10.06 " Trains leave Chambers street. New fork, for Port Jervts na week days st t 80, T 16, ft. 16, 10.80 A. U., 1.00 ( 00, 4 tO, 16, 7 16, ft It 19.46 r. M. Oa Sundays, T. M, a. M IS M. 1.16 T S0.ft.16 r. H. H. L. 8LAUSON. Ticket A gt, Pt.Jervls. H. W. Haw ley, Dlv'n Paaagr. Agent. Cbambers St. Station New York William B. Kenworthey M. 0 Physician and Sareon. OSBon and realdunos Bruad Street axt Court House. atlLFOBD. For Sale or Bent 150 acre farm known as Warnr farm two miles below Mllford, Apply to John C. Warner Mllford Pa "The Eaaleat Way." ' Prof. Alfred K. 8 teams, principal of the Phillips Andover Academy, said at the recent alumni dinner la New York: The easiest wsy, la raising fund as ta other things, I th wrong wsy. I remember aa Orang man and hi easy spelling rule. "la Orange, tn my childhood. I oar complained of the dlffleultle of spall lug. I said that 'el' and te,' in such words aa 'believe' and "receive.' al ways stumped me. Than this Orange maa patted me oa th head, and smiled, and said: - 'My boy, I will give you aa Infalli ble rul tor 'af aad te' a nil that In IT years haa never 4alled me.' T expressed my dsllght and waited. The maa resumed: "The rule la simply this: Writ your T sad V exactly alike, aad put your dot exactly between thsat,'
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