Press. ., . ... fv,(l V . Cot$ Ottitt 11 1 Qj vol. )lV r MILFOHD, PIKE COCKTY, PA., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1909. XO 52 BRIEFjENTION , The mechanics ,'of Mflf'ird rc U. buy with n?lrefcnd new tendings twlBg erected. I Rev. D. W. Onxc and wife are art-' mt on their vacation and wfll yMt' In Washington, I ... .? ' The engagement of Mis Mae Bub ble and George BennerAf Brooklyn w antounced. i if-r I KM-.-); J. Q. Lanshanttb and. wife1 nounced the enfgameht' en their daughter to p. WHI"r;r,fif, East Orange, N, J". v ' - William Merrier baa left thai eas ploy of T. Armstrong & Bon. Superintendent Westbroo ''wie furnished an exoallent program for Vm tuMnn III fris thia Week, . Enlaent edneatonr wer present and no doubt those preaen) wtil be nfcob benefitted by the prac tical addresses they. have beard. .j ' .'Mrs ,'IT. T. Riviere Tiaa'been viett In g er ojotlier M m. L Rr MQtt, Kfia not in good health at EHenvilie. N v.; -. i 4 . , c-.'vi- John B. Cook and wife cvfcp tuu 'parsed' the -aWiner -at' Trenchtowd have returned ta their hqtnfe in N Y '" 'a Wolfts building a bungalow fnr .Rev ieorge" Paliier'-Bpeot1 Mia latter art of the week In New York, ; r, .- ; . ... r ' v ' John' iarckley, after 'speniRfi; several months with his brotbef on Harford - Street barf rebrpedito ' Wharton, N, J. , - i ' 4 . Miss Leila Gregory returned home thU week after spendirig several went with frtende and. relaUvtA'lo - fcw Ydrk: " ' . "Jamen, . ground on ii m ioib pa tiarroru oireei Jqr the erection of a roncrete block Claude Courtrightttlast week to accept a ei(ia0in Sew York. f -i Henry Bradford of Parker's Glen , waa if tantefday. j ITbe' ne of motor veh loirs for . ' eommerota purpoaes is TuaMnoraas-, ' ing In Europe, ad tt le predicted ''tbat lw abort trmwtwy will almosi entirely Vupptout ' horwa ' for snob purposes. , f j. ; v tj. t "Rav.' C 'X. 'Whits' awl fauiily're! - turned from Ihetr yoa4aa ;UmUj. Mrse White .mcij" Improvetr 1n health. Mr. White will occupy bis ; pulpit 8undayV'-S I j! U - David Newman' of Pond Eddy VUrtted'relaUses in Wmm this week ; 'Wallee Newman,' who has been very ill for some. time,, is soote what. Improved. : Tbe auto" tags fur 1,810 wi". be blue asamel bearing tbe State nameryealr and numWrtn tehHe tetter. Lioaa ses are rattd. aoeording the hone power.of Ue ntachlneau4 drivers will have to buy badgea ooatlnS $2 ' each. Those under 18 year running niaoblnes mobtlqrUQoatea. . vTbe United States teej Corpora tloa will inreet ten million dollars in - baying up tbe nine ' breweries in Tayette County so as to control the ale of bees in bullP to' poke work rW Tbe corporation ojaim tbat Ra work! Is greafly fr.teifiirfed with an It Suf i fera much, loaa by reason of the work nen SelBg abld to buy beeif In large quantities. '"'is, j ?1 A cross in tbe party square does not vote the Amendments:" .'To do . thai yon must, mark in the -qoare opposite each one. Z "-' l John Berkenbine, Chairman of the Water Bupply Commissjon, and Fr. ley Garnutt, titate Engineer, 'iicoora panled by Hon , Alfred Marvin vi. ited Civs' llank this week. They also inspected the dike at Mata moras. i . A shortage In the broom onrn crop In the West has canoed, a great ad vance In the price of brooms They will likely be 30 per went higher. The man Otto Mueller who shot his wife in a lonely piece of womb) in Long Island a year or iuun ago and whose skeleton was found recently admits he hss been married eight times snd haa a wife now living and bad wbea he married Anna Lithn the alato girl. The sunaer be ails down hi the electric chair the better. Rrook trout for 1810 may be ae rored (9 jiwkiug application lo Fish Coniiulmioner Meeban, U'fura Jan. tst; i . - ..- Bunday night is Hallowe'en. Boys behave. 1 . K. a Wolfe la buWilng a shed- bit V a new Dlanins mill on bis lots oejr tbs upper mill." a . There are sevnral ways to break dolt, but doing It WKU aeluh la not a uweaa. - , I . The, Women Society of the Pre- IbyU-nan church Will have a pay ra'tnir Thursday evening Nov. .c ff.g etc. will be served I ' 1( yon have lo ase lantern to do your chore in the barn never eet It down on the floor. Have a TjotrveB- loiil hook or 'ball where you oan bsng U anf it won't be knocked over' and your building burned. J wfWik'e-Jolm C. Warner hag heen r-nrfffrretf tDns'houae thin week with gtyr!'-dHrr'rt W. Reid has npMfe hi WseeVluthe baok. ! From the number of coU hi the Philadelphia-papeza. If wosld ertn that about every engaged . young lady. bJ-J!x(( soon to be married are fargelyl lost rated, j XfSuwnf tXbewa eeatentipn tbat he tf.lllefistjlj ' tfeUlaed 'aV Mattewaiu haa been overruled by, .th?- N. Y ,itb, tbe murder '$f Cnopeftafto rteafr Tri State last" January, haa beep pqritpofted until 0epmbVr.e?- r . -4m, John J. Astor, leader, of New VOrtta -tour Intadsvd, -hit hair husband for divorce. Ii-ta the moon. , ' - . .- ."', ' -i -Quite a number, of town cthldreb arewhooping it up., . . v ;; ;M , Tfca'efcer institute wtfs beld- at Maiamoraa thia week., tb Uta Webo'W. Uortrigbt ofMsU- moras, nd a frwmer resident of Mil -ford died at tna borne of her son In .Port Jorvl last Monday aged if boat tfi "-yeare;' 'The 'funeral wis ' held flT a 1 . I . . a t aail . a' - -j r ytr 3 . ,,;. : J kiniriumiij is eiejj-a sou many I staVsrm'n will be -enjoyed from off the aaxiona aoat. Home will be tuad snd declare iat a great me)rrty"of men are liars: " A. man, banned Barrel! whoWns with br. Couk when he climbed isjit McKinley oama oat In a statement that they did aot reach the snmnttt by about 8000 feet. Now a former partaer ojt Bar rail says tbat he heard him say ha was present when Cydk tn'adf rtbe .ascent and they reached the top. '; ,i"q6l 1 sjntaorltie In Be ran ton nave discarded vertical writing, yoe reason given Jbeina that business men would not employ tiose using tbat etyle of penmanship. . This la a very sensible -'antlasiuaC There is .no more legible or rapid sty Is of writ-1 ing than tbe old fathioqed slsnj' , - V'pon tbe advice of friends," Mr. Peary haa decided to do less talking until he has something to say. One of Baa Francisco's convicted grafters has sued tbe judge whqr pre, siiled at tbe trial: Probably if auo oemful ha will tackle the Jury nit," : Dr. Cook continue to tell theni about It at 3 00 per . Uncle Joa Cannon ha tbe t Idea that -the' Speakership la a liie-time ijTKa iportBtiori tf cottonseed, oil' to Italy showed an increase last 'year of $8,849,000. - AiidtheVvnojtatfon, .of" ,le growing ileromKr Jyr. .rjiure niivaml". ." 'i- ' r 1 )t!harle;. Mors; evidently" put too much- faith In tbe statement of Boorke Oockran- that bo siririionaire can be convicted jtt crime in New Tork--.'.'''.' :: . 'mi . Having waxed tat on mbta balls these , many, temperate moons, the naoths will aosr retire to' their' lalra and await another crop of oyerpoat and swallowtails. ' " , Mr. PraryCs mala. Contention, is that he was beaten cn the gate re ceipts. - ', ;.. t . ' V1. t ' - ."' Let tbe poor man's breakfast' (a b cheer up even once more. The wholesale price . of ' whiskey 'has dropped 2 cents a gallon. When It cuiiiea Jo a. case of the the otU'oe aeeking the man there's ileart. .: It's a cln?h we'll, havajin.,arotio winter, with. Peary and Coir both blowing. ..... . M -' It may be sevars( days beioce the Oklahoma' contltatioh WlH foil like sitting down. affr. the auaufcing it Ex MinUter te. Chiiia foejgot the open-mouth 'mixed np 'witb tbe 'open door"! policy.. - i 1 r . Charles W. Morse, aid the Pitts. brtrg bankers are doing much make our penlteottarteafinancial-cen Ura. . V.. Plttabnrg geofrtpbiea teada, that tha earth U ahaped lik n orat'ga or Vnvoball. ')'" '! . " The bbk of some of England1 .")? battleship are Indomitable, Indefatigable, , and Ir.Qexible.' A good anany of th EngHah peopl .think tbe next big cna tmght to be named the Iornipcortahle. I' If. W. J. Brvan woald stals his preference In the New York may oralty contest there would be littla trouble in picking a loser. . Mr, . Hearst Is bound to be In snore or teas demand as a candidal with a "? barrel" mid well organised and reliable publicity department. ! U' will be remembered that la his carrier career Mr. Roosevelt himself occasionally grew more or leas Impa- tWntVith bis superiors In office. r.. L'-fcright&H Fa Avertwt. "I would have been a triple .for iljv, , from terrible out on my knee cap," writes Frank Dlsberry, Sell- iher, Minn, without Buck leu's Ar nica Halve, which soon cured me." Infallible for Wounds, cuts and bruis es It, soon cures Burns, Scalds, Old Sort s, Bolls, 8kln RrnptioDS. World's best for piles " 25o. fit All prngglsta. : - - ' ' ,: Depleting , Forests. "A- warning iias often- bra cosnoVd that 'the supply "oT lumber in the country is fist decreasing and that no adequate steps are being taken to pre serve pr replenish tbe forests. There seems to be a general apathy about replacing trees and great negligence in cutting them for lumber purposes It U ' said 111 Bcranton that farmers bring props, to market which will hardly conform to the requirements of being, six Uches at the small emS and trade them lbf feed at the com pany : stores. Why should , hot the farmers raise their feed" on their farms and save' their lumber-until It is worth cutting. This destruction goes on, ao fast soon there will be 'no more lumber for prop and ties. Oq. ' a few years ago th price of -timber such aa )s need In mines waa.from 18 ft 1 10 a (hooand, now it is from- (23 to ass,' and will go higher. Thia also a fleets the cost of ocal for., the increased oust of mining and access ories must -be paid ultimately by tbe consumer. ... lhtee preserving Umber ktads would, t9 well lo cut no timber whlolT will not bring a good market pr1ce"ahd klsn take ever precaution tok 'preserve' the young,-, growing tree'Vli will pay good Interest to dotoV 'i-r- - t - ' - - " . ' : . I I1, A "no notch Doer. : Great ,4oed compel regard. ; The world crowns it doers. That's why he American, people have crowned Dr". King' New Discovery the King of Throat and Lung remedies. Ever y afoin is a health force. It kills genns. and aolds and la grippe van iah. It heel cough. racked, uem uaner: and coughing etops.' Sore, Inflamed bronchial tubes and lung fare cured- and hemorrhages eeaae. Dr." Creov More. Black Jaok, N. C. wHWb f it cured uie of lung trouble k)rontroced hopeless .by all doctor." sue, ai.uu. -trial bottle rree. .Qur anCaed by All Drayglsis.., To The VMyc:. fi,ltsLreajdejitBMi(ord end auoriiiMl , tbat joha' A Wantst jriir aottveTin' thaxneoaa arI jttutieri.siiinesB -a, the same old stand and ip an he next snd capa ble war., -Mr. Watts U eofrusted With -the larger. part by -far of the ijafrooage of the exprees business of the town and would beg the residents not' to mind all thev hear from a aowijletyor buttakf it frpin the sou re 44 ioie. Fant petfermanoes are a gcviB4lde ur rut ore development 1 - . " '- - ;Ptfintiri$ Fruit Trees ' A, conraapondent wrote Dr. Bur. faoev that -number of "people who bd- painted ;treeb. with white lead ant Unaeed oil bad lost themt - Tha Dr.. prgfeases.'SorprUe at this and aay he. knows of thousands of tree so painUd without' bad effect. He feooiumends-: painting onlr aoole. pear and qui ace trees, but aay he painted young prach frees and they bore1 'an excellent "ordp. ' Painting keep out borers In apmnjer and Is alDoBoiioi ' protection against. ' tuioe and rabbits. If Any one bat had ex perience; with suoh ' treatment it would be a great aatisfaoUoa to. Dr. eorfWfct1 tears the reanlta. and cm. peoially'tha kind of oil ami and tha kiad ef tree painted, Advertising Copy. , Any lutelllgent person may earn good hiflome correapouding for oeupaprs ex'perieuce uuneceasary. tfand ataiun lor full nartlculaia. Empire Phh. Syndicate, Mlddla- nort, ' Y. rcsoa&I CaaTfiss For A ' ' Judgeship. The Democrattc eandidale for Jodga of the Bupremc Court C. La Rue Maflsoa la swinging around .the State soliciting vote to put hlmse'f on the bench of the highest Judicial tribunal in the Commonwealth. He ia going into the counties holding conference with tha politicans of bis party, and individually seeking vo ters. This la something new. The peo ple of Penasylvani have never be fore beea diverted by so interesting a spectacle aa candidate for the exalted place of Judge of the Supreme Court whirling around In a personal canvass the State. Searchlig baok throng'o,all the years! alnae tbe adoption of the present -con--(titution, tha Democratic candidate himself would be unable to'fliid a precedent for It. The sentiment, made and ever maintained by the. people whiob holds high judicial office above such methods, has al ways been reapeoted heretofore by those who have been honored with V a nomination. 1 Site -Decoocratic candidate seems to have a teas exalted view of the place he seeks, and to think he can promote his caute by thrusting aside what has become an unwritten and should, be an inviolable law The duties of judge of the Supreme Court are of tbe most delicate and responsible character too delicate and responsible to be exposed to a compromising personal campaign for votes. The office has never been pulled down to that level, and no ont has ever before thought he could pull himself up to the office by such methods. ' Tha Democratic candidate will not bsniBt by those methods now. The people of Pennsylvania have too high an appreciation o( the proprieties to hk -with ' Ithet patience or favor iipoti-.a.'per)nBl rnfivsa by a-can lafw-for Judije. of i the Supreii Court. .' From the Bcrantonfa. Trut fi. ' 'ej; Rackauri; Rivet ?pa4sawart; - river above ,. Port eiwt:4j( said toi W HK;rlly united wtCa pA tai'ksi; IheVoWvtef-haa fueHltflpds.buildiBg' Wing- walKwnQ reddebt 1)th n)iM fit tn stream havataken advaacaa of he oppoc- tunlty Ait eel has Utile chance"1 ub there of aavlug bis hide i'j he nnde wars m muyil AfXJU P.BCU in Ul eleniei:t. but io'.far fca. liaa pretty well j.'reoatved lila lfa uad liberty frooi'theraek..) An enemy he can not ao$d In i said lo of thebarge quan tity of bark frhlcb, erie from, logt floated) dowf tha,1: hcbula creek.v At tri Hon 'jy bai rocks iRulvarises .the bark and.-m -ikWiii like fine sa'wdW 1-hi ht Ud. In (he gills of the fish and auffoqatae, thml Reporta aay thavton jiea of this'bark aevetal fuft i:6h araund long wing walH of Ho;; racks and mrj dead eels aro seen. There is no li w In ravt. York stale periBHtlog thaxsVaoics or weirs to be placeoViii the Bin and, none in this, but they are so numerous and conspicuous that tbe authorities of Wl-lboth state cannot help but know they are there. The law ehould al low their use to catch eels, which are said to be destroyer of the spawn or game flsh, foj they cannot be taken In any considerable number in any other way., failure to enforce a law, to an extent, brings all laws la more or lee eontempt and subject to tbe whims pf those who would violate tham..., If a law Is good it should be eii forced aud that wfthout fear or favor, if it is bad it should In like manner be enforced nntil repealed. The question whether good or bad cannot be determined by those who transgress' for- their own pui poses, beoauso there-are few laws passed which do not have their opponents, and if deoision was left to tbe publio solely anarohy would prevail. . We favor a law allowing eel weirs to be placed in the river, under oer- tatn restrictions, and limitations, . but uatil there Is auch'law the weirs should opt .be allowed and if put In should be taksn out by those in an thorky . , WANTED . Suocxaii MaiiAZiNa wants aa en rgetlo and ruapousible maa or wom an tp Mil ford to collect for renewals and solicit new BdbHcrlptions during lull or spar time. Experience un necessary. Apy'onaoan atari amoog friends and acquaintance and build up a paying and permanent business without capital. Complete outfit and Instruction free. Address Y'ON' Suooese Mags!ne, Room , lot, Hooosa Magasiae BoUdlug, New , Y City, H. Y. NOTES FROM SAUDYST0N The survey of the Tottle's Correr Layton mad waa not completed but surveying th road trom Pina Hill toward Be vans delayed tbe work. Tbe fine row of shade trees set out along thafauTofU, E. Hursh will have to be out down. Th oow stables and surrounding of our dairymen are being inspected and the Inspector found many with ntoely white washed Interior and concrete floors and others otherwise. Blaoe Cole, oa of Dr. Martin Cole of Haineavllle, ha received bia ood mlsslon signed by President Taf t aa snrgeon in tha regular army aud is ordered to report tor duty at once at Fart Croefa tNebraska Blaoe H a graduate of Peansylvania University t rhilai'.ljilj'and for the pest year has boon one of the ohlef physicians at the M.-u-ria Plain Asylum. .Modest atxt anassuming he has a bost of. friends who all with him uocess. . .. i One of tfie saddest occurences hap- peuedatliainesvUle the past wet k. Miss Jeanette, the 16 yeas-old daugb tjr of Rev. J.' H. Frazer, suddenly went jnsane and on Tlinrsdsy was taken to the Morris Plains Asylum. Tbe stricken parents have the sym pathy of all id their aad affliotion. Eddie Brown son of Ernest Brown of Walpack wbile pioking apples laat week fell from the tree breaking hit arm and wrenching his ankles. The Silver Spring Cresraery at Bevans run by Mr. Seller hss been ordered to overbanl their plant and clean up! Workmen are removing the old floor and will replace it with one of concrete. Tbe smell ia something awful, but the place must be oleaned up. ' W.TVHrirsShas not yef received bis cbmmiatuoo a P. M. butundonbt edlyrwtlr lit a, few day and then wll remev th6 office to his place. uEimeirT"! Roe of Walpack Centre I sotfsring from an attaok of blood- poison in his right, hand but it is sfdwly yj8ldlp.treatment. - Vary tt ratret was- shown, in the Special ftehoql .Meeting at Lay ton onSatiirday ;";,': "i' ?--frffc Was" fotf voting 70f dollar fcr lyx sptptmri apd only 11 votes weracast,llafflrm!lve; - t V. JL Ysnsickle and wife returned to Jersey on Saturday from Buoy ra ChlOV " "' -- ' : j The dance in Orange Hall at Lay. ton on Friday evening was one f t the best of the series. The hall Was comfortably filled good" order pre- vailed and all bad a good Vme. k " Warred Reeep is about rentipg th mlli of Vrk Ca rrJo, Be vamj located in upper Walpack, and betteknown'as KeenV mlH.' ' - -" ' p , ' ,Tlie toilL haa bean standing idle inoa the death of Mr. Keen in March 1808. v" 'i . . -i Norman Bensley of Montague haa. rented the kwelling on the Cbark farm near Lay ton, and will soon oo oupy the premise. The Local Optionist will hold three meetings in this valloy this week, and I might say that it ia just so muoh time wasted, forth voter has already mad hi choice of can dldatea. Close Of Union's Contest The prise contest that the Poit Jervi Union haa been ' oonduoting since the early part of September, came to an end at eight o'clock Sat urday night and the Judge tabulat ed the votes. Tha adding maohlne of tho National Bank was' used to total the votes. "' J . ' Tbe following are the winners of the prists: Mlas Rose Hainery $150 double diamond ring, 274,038 votes; Miss Meda B. Dobtw, trip to Bermu, da, 118,660 votes; Mias liable Uight myer, trip, to .Bermuda,. 114,485 votes; . Mrs. - W. Gus Wells, golden oak side board, 88,764 votes; Everitt B Auinick, $100 solid gold watch, 49,1131 votes; John Powne, aged twelve year, leather Turkish rocker, 47,855 votes. We congratulate tbe Unioo and the winners on tha success of their contest. Tha Bo4-&ock Of Success lies in a keen, clear brain, backed by indomitable will and reaUlleas energy. Suoh power coma from the splendid health that Dr. King's New Lifa Pills Impart. - They vita Use every organ and buld up brain aud body. J A. Harmon, Luumore W. Va. writeai "They are the beat pill I aver used." S5o at All Drug. ' gt.tt, SOON FORGOTTEN. There wss much pomp And men tnrned out in full array In homage to the man who lay In a gold lined casket yesterday. ; All knelt and silent prayers were said. They paid full tribute to tbe dead, -Then, quietly they homeward aped f ' . And the rleh man lay on his marble bed. To-day the earth fo voire the same, . . ' -The sun a bright, the soft winds ootne As yesterday and, scarce the name ' Is breathed of this great man of fame Cecilia A. Ccllkn. Your Duty Next Tuesday. It ought not to baecesary to re mind tbe Republicans of Pennsylvan ia of their duty op. November 2d. But the largo' major! ties" this 'feu te hss recorded for the Republican iiok et have mads, thousands of voters earless, . They are stalwart Republi can, and when they go to 'the polls they vote a etralght ticket They are not indiflerent to party success; they merely take the eleotion of the Republican tioket for granted and do not -go to the trouble of voting State Chairman Andrews a few day ago warned Republicans against over-confidence He referred to the axiom of warfare that an army con stantly must be on goard and ap pealed to every Republican to cast his vote. The voters should respond to this appeal. No better candidates have ever been presented to the people of this State than A. E. Bisson, J. A. Stober and Robert von Moschziaber. They possess exceptional qualifica tions for' the offices for which they were nominated. They should not merely be eleoted; they should re ceive an overwhelming majority, for they are worthy of such a majority. Tha Democrats will endeavVir to poll their full party vote. A reduced majority for the Republican tioket will encourage the Deniocaroy In its hope of electing a Democrat the sue cesser of Governor Stuart next year, and an lnoreased representation in tbe Legislature and la Congress. Pennsylvania should take no back, wsrd step. Last year it gave the Republican national ticket a larger majority than any other Btate. , That majority should be followed by an other overwhelming majority this year. The Keystone State title to the position at the head of the Re publican column should remain un questionably. There is another reason why the Republican ticket this year should be eleoted by a record breaking off fear majority. Within the past few days the newspapers have printed despatches from the West, telling of tha plana of the low-tariff advocates to renew vigorously at the next sess ion of Congress their agitation for 'progressive' tariff revision. That is precise ky the sort of tariff revision Pennsylvania doet not want The people of this State will have little patience with, the effort of the La Foliette school of atatesmen to keep alive tariff agitation. The Pavne law Te-establiahes the protective sys tern and It ia restoring prosperity. Every voter who believes In it should Join In aa Indorsement of the party that enacted it. By electing the Re publican ticket by an 'impressive ma jority Pennsylvania will emphasize Jhe fact that it demands the main tenance of the tariff policy, which has made It the greatest industrial Btate in the Union. , Money Coma In Buachas to A. A. Chisholm,' ot Tresdwell, N. York.,, now. Hia reason is well worth, reading: ."For a long lime I auffated from lodegestion, torpid liver,- eontiMtion, nervousness, stul general djhility," lie writes. "I couldn't sleep, bad no appetite, uor atnbitiba, grew weaker every day in spite of all medical treatment. Then "used Electric. Bitters. Twelve bottles restored all my old time health and vigor. . Now I can attend to business every day. It's a won derful medicine." Infallible forStom ach, Liver, Kidneys, Blood and nerve. 60a at All Druggiats. . ,V. L A. Meeting At a meeting cl the V. I. A.' held last week the sdvisery committee was enlarged and now comprises th following member t Dr. R, G. Barokley, P. N. Bournique, N. G. Palmer, J. H. Van Etten, W. T. Cbol, George Gregory, Dr. H. B. Reed and Philip Hathaway. Bilbao rib for tha PR&a. ..i . and grand display Out Ot Th Ginger Gar. Chttry kcnrU and tmBlHgffUf, " GMile tpfvck and way; ; Make a ciaudy, dull Thankiqiving Much beer never brought good cheer. The liar is always ashamed of the naked truth. . ... When you can't tell the truth, don't tell anything. The rural mail box is sort of post office on one leg. j There is no place in any well-kept pantry for family Jar. Did anybody ever ask the weep- ing willow why it does it? Ho wss a hopeful candidate, . i He went upon the atump; . But when the votes were counted off He was upon the dump. , -. .i-i If ypu are ever beaten it will be by your own self. Nobody else can beat you. A wishbone won't do a man muoh good unless along with it goes a deal of baok bone. : t Many public speeches may be com pared to a wheel the longer the spoke the greater the tire. We are never satisfied to have our happiness on the Installment plan, We want it al at onoe. A neighbor of ours say that he never baa any use for ao alarm clock, because he can't afford to lie awake tohear the thing go off. . The genius who grafted a milk weed on a strawberry vine aad pro dueed a plant yielding strawberries and cream, needs only to graft thia marvel on sugar-cane to outdo Bur bank. - "There la Jones who I regarded aa the wisest man in tbe township, and yet he never expresses an opin. ion on any subject. How do. you account for it?" "That is easy. By keeping his mouth shut people ara unable to find out how little he knows."' From November Farm Journal. After a Divorce Deapatche from Omaha, Neb, aay tbat Happy Theodora Banner baa beguu aa action for divorce frvnn ber. husband Id tha court there. Nou support ia tbe alleged cause. She is a daughter ot the late Senator Van Wyck and wife who waa Kate Brod--head ot Mil ford and was born in W ashington. Some years ago a sen sational story waa published of her engagement and tbat a aha waa' about to be married' she suddenly an. nounced without explanation that she bad ohanged her miod and With out further ceremony left the place. Soon after she married Ferdinand Beimer and part of ber time waa passed here where she owns the old homestead but lately ber vi-its have been few, most of her time being sient in traveling and iq the West.,. The action will be no especial aur pnse to many here who have been oonveraao) with the condition sur rrundlug her married life. Seeking New Route The BtroudsUorg and Water Gap Company which, built trolley road over the Foxtown hill, aud whtob, lately bad trouble with tbe Monro County Water Bupply Company and ha brought auit t $20,000 deinagecr beoaiu tba Power people shut them out snd stopped the running ot their ' oars, is determined to seoure a route to connect with Philadelphia. If the Water Gap borough will not permit the company to lay track through tbe Gap the company may seek an, outlet by way of the old Page aurvey which runs from Btroudsburg to Say lorsburg. Thia would' be a direct line, then if the road could be built on up tbe river we might har excel lent southern connections. Furnished rooms to rent. Enquire f Mrs. Etta Puiiloo, Corner Broad, and Ann Street, Mlard, P,
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