' V, --UllUlJ-ll'tll'T CBEY1KB ORDERS. COLORS THAT BOTICT." The Poor Relation "I used to wonder." mid the poor relation, "why our Aunt Marl or our Uncle Bill didn't glv ua a little of their money. Now there'! two families, relation of ours, both got tit of money, more'n they know what to do with, as the aaylng la, but they never gave na a cent, and we bad ao many usea for It. "They had horses and carriages they've both got an automobile now too and tbey both had flue houses and they lived In good style, and wa had to plug from week to week for what we did have, with never any margin for luxurlea or even for some of the comforts, and they knew these things, or they must have known them, and they might hare given n something without ever missing It, but they never gave us anything. "They'd , ask us to dinner some times and when we went they ased to treat us Just as nice as could be, and sometimes they came to see us, but never any money, and tbey had ao much. After" a-whlla I began to get a little light on this. "For one thing, people that have got money are -pretty apt to hang on to It, but after a while and this I found to be true also of many othei people supposed to be equally well fixed after: a while I began to dis cover that relatively speaking, that la considering the wsy tbey lived. Aunt Maria and. Uncle Bill didn't have much more spare money than w did. They certainly did have a lot more than we did, a lot more, but they bad Just the aame ambitions and aspirations and heartburning and that sort of thing that we did. and U cost them a heap more to keep up with the procession that they were In than It did us to keep up with the procession that we were In "For Instance, to get right down to simple facta there's Julia that's my wife, you understand she does not have half the clothes she'd like to have; she doesn't begin to have the dresses that the wife of a friend of oura does who earns more money than I do, and so naturally ahe would like to have a few more dresses to keep up as good as anybody with the people we know. "But. do you know, I think our rich Aunt Maria has Just the same trouble for herself and her daugh ters to keep up with the people that they know? Yes, sir. I'll bet you tbey have Just the same troubles along thla line that we do. "They've got lots of money, b'Jt they know people that have got mi re money than they have. Just as we know people that have got more money than we have, and I'll bei they worry more over that than we do. Ton know we all have our trou bles; we're all trying to keep up with aomebody, and I'll bet thai Aunt Maria and her girls worry more over their clothes than Julia does over hers. "Julia likes Jewelry and mighty little of It she's got 1 haven't said anything to her about It, but I'm going to get her a nice little diamond ring for Christmas. But mighty lit tle Jewelry has Julia got, and Aunt Maria and her girls have got lots Why, Aunt Maria has got a pearl necklace. But don't you suppose that she knows women that have got much finer pearls, such as she'd give anything to have but that she can't afford T And don't you suppose that her girls feel Just the same when tbey meet girls that have got finer thlnea than thv havA? "Why, it's as sure as anything you know. The poor relations don'i have a monopoly of all the heart burnings. by a loug shot. We all have our' troubles. "Take Uncle Bill, with a barrel of money and an extravagant family Do you know I think there must be times when his checkbook must be aoout as lean for Dim as mine is for me times when I think be must come about as near to being strap ped for ready money as I am? I think ao. And Uncle BUI Is consld arable of a hummer too. "Anyhow, I no longer wonder or worry over why they don't give us something, I've stopped being a poor relation. ' I've got 'health and strength and I sleep rcll nights and I'm going to strike out on my own account and get rich myself. "And what am I going to do about tij poor, relations then? M m Well, we'll see about that when we get the money." New York Bun. - Appropriate Action. ' "Old Orabdollar the eminent and respected trustocrat " "Yes, he Is dead. But In his will be showed his gratitude to the best friend he ever had. He left a large chunk of bis plunder to erect a monument In grateful remembrance of the man who Invented technicalities." Puck. What He Needed. The Leavenworth Times says that a young society man went into a Leavenworth clothing atore recently and asked to look at leggins. "I want something to cover the whole calf." he remarked. "Hadn't you better buy a whole suit of clothes?" aald the merchant, suggestively. Cheap and Good Pavement. A cheap, yet durable pavement has been laid by the city of Manketo. Mich., consisting of a mixture or crushed fine stone, gravel and tar top-dressed with 'cement and sand It cost only 80 cents a linear foot. 10 feet wide. Dressed for the Concert. Helnrich Conrled wai telling how bad the bld-fashloned concerts were sometimes. "An old Chicago million aire," he said, "called upxtuirs to bis laughter: "What a time you girls take get ting ready tor the concert! Look at Bit a bit of wadding In each ear, and I B rto,y,' HnrvM M&tariue. . Grouchy German's Frsu Did Wilt She was Told to Do. The manager of an electric-light construction concern In the West tel.s an amuBlng stor. in connection with the work of a new line In an Iowa town. The workmen had begun to dig n post-hole in front of a bouse occupied by a grouchy Gorman. Suddenly he appeared and forbade the men to g) with the wors; hereupon they ex plained that they had authority from the proper officials, which explanation. however, did not pacify the tndlguant householder. After a good deal of wrangling, the men announced that they could -not waste their time In talkiuR. and so prepared to go to work again. At this Juncture the Ger man person called his wife, and with a dexterous and unexpected move ment succeeded In flinging over the hole the men were digging a large. Mat piece of Mate, upon which he es tablished his Fran. "Yu;t you schluy dere, und I go get aer Injunction!" he directed. No sooner hsd the husband disap peared than the leader of the gang di rected his men to take the slate with ti e Fra.i upon It and lift It from Its place. After a severe tug thla was iccnniplUhed, and with perfect pollte aesB the corpulent lady was set to )ne side, Just as If she had been .in 'nanlmate object of some sort The work of digging then went mer .11 y forward, and while the atolid wife held to the letter of her Instruc tions with silent fidelity tho men aet ip the pole for the light. Thla was well lu place when the husband re turned, waving In bis hard the paper of Injunction. When he saw what had been done the Irrate householder became beside himself with rage. "y did you not stood on der hole as I haf told you?" he demanded of his better half. "It was on der stone you put me, not on der hole,'' she answered. Overworked. "Yes," said Mrs. Malaprop, "my boy Is doing first rate at school. 1 jent him to one o' them alimentary schools, and his teacher says he's doing fine. He's a first-class sculler, thoy tell me, and Is head of his class In gastronomy, knows his letters by tight, and can spell like one o' these leformed spellers down to Washing ton." "What's he going to be when he jrows up?" "He wants to be an undertaker, and I'm declined to humor him, so I've told the confessor to pay special mention to the dead languages," iaid the proud mother. Harper's Weekly'. A Princeton Student's Wit. An Ingenious and amusing answer was recently given by a student In the natural philosophy class at Princeton University. An Instructor gave the question: "Define transparent, translucent, and opaque." "I cannot, professor," answered the student, "precisely define these terms, but Tcan Indicate their mean ing In tbls way: the windows of this room were once transparent, they are -.iw translucent, and if not cleaned very soon, they will be opaque." New Kind of Grandfather, Joslah Quluiy, the prominent Bos ton politician, was walking near the City Hall, when he heard an Irish laborer accost another thus: "That's Joslah Qulncy." "An' who's Joslah QlnryT" the other asked. "1 nlver see such Ignorance," re joined the first. "He's the grand son of the statue you Bee in the ysrrt." LOGIC OF THE STREET. Mrs. Passer My poor man why do you go about the atreet begging? Mendicant. I has to. mum. All the regular standa Is too ken. His View of Duty. "Pleasant duty!" snorted tht Chronic Kicker. "There's auothei ridiculous expression." "Why so," demanded the man who had used It. "Because no duty could really be pleasant If It's an actual duty." Llmltatiena. Mr. Scrappiuglon (musingly). Aa Lincoln aald, a nian may fool some of the people all the time and all the people some of the time Mrs. Scrapplngton (briskly). But you can't fool me, any of the tiute! Agreeable Change. "Wont you take my seat?" aald the man In the street-car. aa he lifted his hat to the pretiy girl. "No, thank you," she replied; "I've been skating all the afternoon and I'm tired of sitting down." Bill Board 8 pace liven to Club. A apace ten leet square on a bill board facing Lafayette square. In New Orleans, has been given to the mem bers of the New Era club by Junius Garrlck. and will be made to help In the suffrage campaign the club la car rying on. Each veek Important tact concerning the Bovemeat will be so tnuocfd, yv, ( (base. THAT LIST OF mm "V Just an Aot from Thla Bxaprt!rtg Drama ef Life. Scene: A breakfast table. Disclosed: a husband and wife. He (audenly rustling down his pa per): Have you got that list? 8he: What list? He (an expression of satirical cyni cism coming over his face) : Weren't you going shopping to-dayf Bhe: Oh yes. ' ' He: And wasn't It agreed between us that you were to make out a list of everything you wanted, and that we were to go over It together In a busi nesslike way? t She (vaguely): Were we? He: That was the distinct under standing, t She: What for? ' , ' .. He: You are almost, enough to drive any one to drink. Didn't wa go over the whole matter didn't we agree that we couldn't go on In thla way, ordering things that we could get along without, and omitting things, that we really needed, 'and all the time living beyond our Income? Didn't we thrash it out . She: I believe something -was said about It. . He: Ore:'. Scott! (throwing down bis paper). That's a nice thing to say. Well, we'll do It Well make It out right now. She (a light dawning on her):' Oh," you mean the Hat you Ulkd of, day before yssterday. . . . .. . . He: Certainly I do. You aald that yoa- were going shopping to-day, and I suggested that you make, out a list, and that we talk It all over and de cide. . v , " She: Of course I remember, dis tinctly. But I. am afraid, dear, that It la too late now. He: What do yon mean? She: Well, I decided not to waltr- and I went shopping yesterday. He: Ha! You did, did you? Ana what did you get, and why are you go ing to-uayT She (smiling) : Well, you see, dear; I got all the unnecessary things yes terday, ana tc-c'ay I've got to get the things that we simply can't get along without. Too SnggNtltv. Wlmbleton Hello, Simpleton! How did you enjoy your visit to the Insane asylum the other day? Simpleton Oh, so, so. It waa all right enough, I guess. Wlmbleton Well, you don't talk as though you were much. Impressed with It. Did you give the superin tendent my note of Introduction? Simpleton Yes, I gave It to him. Wlmbleton Well, what did ha ay? Simpleton Ob, he Just looked at me and said, "Make yourself at home." The Safe Side. "What's that sign you're making there?" asked a grocer of his clerk the other day, "Fresh eggs," replied the clerk, who had Just been engaged. "Make It 'fresh-laid' eggs," di rected the employer. "Why," queried the clerk, "don't everybody know tbe eggs were fresh when they were laid?" "Of course," rejoined the grocer, "and that'a about all It's safe to say about em." His WMi Fulfilled. A German peddler rapped timidly at the kitchen entrance. Mrs. Kelly, angry at belne interrupted Ja her washing, flung open the door and glowered at him. "Did yes wish to see me?" ahe de manded In threatening tones. The peddler backed off a few steps. "Veil, If 1 did," he assured her, with an apologetic grin, "I got my visa; thank you." Accommodatlaf. '' "Where Is tbe man who runs this ll-ery stable?" asked a large, fieahy man, in a tone of voice that was de cldedly offensive to the boy In charge. "He isn't In, sir. Just now," re plied the lad, '.'but, If you are very hungry I can ahow you to a stall." A Dreaded Vet-dirt. Mr. Patterson (aa sounds of weep ing came from the laundry) : "Oracl oua, dear, who la that crying?'.' Mrs. Patterson: "The washerwo man, John; she haa sued for divorce, and la afraid the Judge will order her to pay her husband alimony." A Great Difference. Margaret, it waa very naughty of you to make such a fuse. You aald If I'd buy you that new dollle you'd go to the dentist's without a mur mur." "I didn't murmur, muvver. 1 screamed." The Decline of Oratory. "BUgglns says there are ao great orators nowadays." "No," answered Senator Borgham; "when a man has anything to aay be puta it Into the newspapers so quick that It's a back number by the time It comes out on the stump." Cats aad Effect. Old Hunks When I came to this town, sixteen years ago. real estate In the block where 1 live waa higher than It la now. Old Hewllgua It would be so la any block where you'd settle dowa. Much Married. "I hear yer frlen' Tamsoa'a mar riet again." "Aye, ao he Is. He's been a dear frlen' tae me. He's cost me three waddln' presents aa' twa wreaths." Ta Extras a Splinter. Whea a splints' haa k-eea driven deep Into the hand. It can at extracted without pain by steam. Nearly till a wide-mouthea bottle with hot water, place the Injure, part over the mouth of the bottle, and press tightly. The suction will draw tht flash down, and la minute r iwc tht at) will ex trtcats tha spllalar t4 tt lat ViQB Will tlHUMt. THE ARCHIE PISCOPAL SCOOP Burgess (we'll call him) bad to do something to redeem himself. He had everything In his favor, but he wouldn't work. For more than a week tbe assignment schedule had borne tbe melancholy memorandum from the chief -"Burgese, Ao day off for a month." The man at the desk was vigorously carrying out the mandate, and In addition doing all he could to make It 'hard work for Burgess. The vlctlnt had noth ing to say and he was keeping sober. It all started wth a Jamboree when tha Philadelphia newspaper men la ttted tha gang to come ever and be their guests. Two breweries, one liquor house and several wine agents gratuitously and graciously - con tributed the Joy. The Jaunt was for one day only, but at least three of the gang wore four days getting home. Burgess had been the cat-up ot tbe festivities, and wben the time waa over refused to go home.- He put on evening dress to go to a La dles' Press Club reception In honor of -the visitors, and two days later was found asleep on the beach at Atlantic City, with children building sand figures about him. He still wore evening dress and he couldn't explain. ' When he returned 'to the office he fqund a harsh reception waiting fdr blm, and only past services saved a dismissal. Then came the no-day-otf mandate. He loafed on the day work and If It was a Police Court assignment he went to a matinee at the burlesque house and trusted to luck and the rest of the gang. Then he waa shifted to "emergency," with a awing from 8 p. m. -to 4 a. m. He waa still In bad. Burgess arrived on time one evening, and known only to bis Innermost self, he had resolved U show them all something. He sat down at his desk, pulled out a draw er, tltlted his feet on It and gaxed va cantly out of the window. The city editor broke the reverie. "Say, Burgess!" he yelled; "do you still rtde that wheel?" "Yes," said the reporter; "I've got It with me now." "Fine!" replied the city editor. "Jump uptown and get me a picture of tbls girl who ejoped with her father's clerk. You'll have no trou ble; her family likes notoriety. Only be quick; I want to 'make a good, big cut for to-morrow." Eurgess went downstairs. Jumped on his wheel and started for the pic ture. On bit return trip he was com ing along at a lively rate when a tarkly clad man suddenly atepped from the curb and right la front ot the wheel. In a flash he was oa blm and wheel, rider and man rolled Into the atreet. 1 Burgess helped tbe man. to his feet and, recognising him, felt a cold chill ran up and down his bark. He apologised and the run down nian accepted It had disap peared In a great mansion at the corner. ' AS he walked away Burgess noticed that be limped and had a few scratchea across his check. "Lucky for me," said Burgess to himself as he rode along, "that be didn't have me arrested. They'd never believe that at tbe office- Burgess turned tbe picture In an received some more work. At near ly midnight he turned a bunch of copy Into the city editor, remarking: "We've got that alone." The city editor read Burgess' own headlines on the story: ARCHBISHOP FARRELL HURT. Aged Prelate Run Down and Injured In Front of the Archleplscopal Residence by an Unknown -Cyclist. Ther waa a three-quarter column tory. ' " ' -."Look, Bill," said the mao at the leak, "Is this all right? The man who works .the district had nothing ibout It." "Certainly It'a all right," replied Burgess. "You don't suppose I'd rake a yarn like that?" "Well Hut where did you get It?" Burgess leaned over the desk and lutetly remarked: ' "I'm the unknown cyclist." " "You don't say!" exclaimed the Ity editor. . "Yea," said Burgess, triumphantly. 'Give me a bicycle and a couple of 'rinks and I'll make my own news." The city editor gave It tbe marks for double leading and next day's pa pers proved that Burgess had scoop ed the town. It waa Tuesday and they gave him Wednesday off. New York Horsing Telegraph. .- Hard to Do. One of the hardest things for a husband to do Is to arrange It ao that the nights he comes home late to aupper his wife Is also late la get ting It ready. If tbls were possible, a great deal of unpleasant conversa tion would be spared. Detroit Free Press. Bird and Insect Weavers. The art of weaving rope and net making is practiced by some of the lower forms of life notably among caterpillars and spiders. The weaver birds of Africa and India which are a speclee of finch construct wonder ful Bests out of leave by tewta them together. A Cariosity of Kmlgratioa. Nearly one-third of the immlgraa'a who arrive la the port of New York never go beyond the city for a home. Tht Weather and tht Shet Trade. Aa long as f t grouad la dry the old shoes de not show their hlddea weakness and defect, hut' let a heavy, cold rata orva a alight snow fall arrive, and thea the almost la visible crck la tht nppen and tbs wort plate I U tale will rovt thttr irfU!t, sa tat rusk to tha shot start will stmst sltuat ta ft 1 . Markings tf Birds to Conceal Than . from Their Enemies. . Many curious fact about the effects ef particular colore and marking of birds. Insects and other animals In concealing them from their enemies have been collected by natur.il ists. and tha theory of "protective mimic ry" has been pushed far in some cases. An Interesting observation bearing on this subject Is recorded by Charles B. Davenport of the Car negie Institution. About 300 chick, of varloua colors and patterns, were allowed to run at large In a pasture. Ifi less than two hour crows had killed 24. Mr. Davenport Inspected the slaughted chicks, and found that they Included 1" whites. IS blacks. I coarsely mottled gray-and-buff, but not a single cblck with "penciled" marklnga more or less like those of ordinary Jungle-fowl or game. Thl Be thinks, was due to the relative li eonspicuousness of the penciled bird, and Indicated that the colors arising -Wider domestication increased the danger to the others. Automatic Street-Lighting In London. In some parts of London where the streets -are lighted by Incandeacenl gal, an automatic system of gas lighting haa been Introduced and has proved a great success. In one sub urb covering sixteen square miles, thirteen hundred lamps ran be lighted simultaneously by this device. The plan haa proved both reliable and economical and Is especially useful In a city so subject to fogs. Directly (he fog settles down, making a dark peas almost cs dense as at night, the gas can be lighted nt once In every section fitted Ith the new lighters The lights can be Instantly extinguish ed when the fog lift. An Immense saving of expense Is already report ed from the district- using the de vice, and It seems probable that It e use will soon become universal. Se lected. Dangers ef No Breakfast. The no-breakiast habit Is harmlest enough provided a hearty meal la tak en, not before going to bed, but cart) In the evening. Late diners have no need of "breakfast ' until noontime Tne French and other continental peo ple discovered this ages igo, and have thrived under It Barring the cup o coffee or chocolate, the late dininp Frenchman wants nothing to eat un til luncheon. But the habit of avoid ing early food and drink lu this -.timulatlng climate when the physi cal energlea must be taxed during the morning hours - Is one of those silly notion;, whlcb bear anemic re sults, visible In tbe complexlonn, the color, and eventually tbe constitution ef those devoted to It Boston Her aid. Royalty Lesdj Simple Lift. Court lite In Norway Is usually slm pie, almost to the point of belns democratic. In summer one frequent ly ' meets the King and Queen, wh then occupy their email but charmini country bouse outside the city, drirlni long tht country roads, while In win ter It la by no means uncommon ti meet them coasting down tbe blllt upon kjalker, or sledges of the coun try, or upon ski. Joining In with tht populace In tbe national winter sports .-.-Mora Protection,. "I call It splendidly patriotic," sayr tbe first cltiien, "to have a law tor bidding the desecration of our nation al flag by ualng It for purposes of ad vertlstog." "Ye," agrees the second clttsen "but let' protect It more fully, b; making It a misdemeanor and a mal feasance to drag It onto tbt stage li order to ecur applause for a weal musical comedy." Soldiers' Paper Kettles. -Preparations are being mads to fur nlsh the soldiers of the German Arm) with paper kettles, which are a Jap anese Invention. Although tha uten II are made of pliable paper, the) bold water readily. By pouring water into them they can be hung over thi fir without burning for a length o time sufficient to boll the water. Om kettl can be used -about eight times Questionable. . Westend When a man lost money, we call him 'out of pocket,' don't wt? Murray hill Usually. , - Westend Well, when a woman losea mouey, should we call her "out of hose?" A Modern Reasen. Back What would you do If elect ed President? Mryan I'd let the Vice-President run the country, and I'd go on the Chautauqua lecture platform. There Vaa o' mnnev In It To Melt Iroa la a Moment Heat a piece of Iron (a poker will do), to white heat, then apply to It a roll of sulphur. The iron will Im mediately melt and run Into drops. This experlenment la best performed over a wash basin of water, allow ing tbe melted Iron (really sulphide of Iron), to drop into the water.. A Word to the Unwise. Beware of the "good thing" that come to your door and - trie to break la. ,M4i. sV TeApiav TttAMC Maims ' LrlMNI aftOTRitaMT. akaa. An rasa Mcdlng a iktattk aaal tfawcrtMtrva tmrnf smlcklf; kweraJa oar oimhIo frtM tK.air gat aKclti wadtaav wttbotU, taaavraai. 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It oomea aa a boon to mankind anti womankind. For aale at C. O. Armstrong, Druggist. aaitiKrKiaa)iaQl KOTICX. The Commlsaoiiera of Pike County will hereafter hold Regular Meetings the (ret Monday of each mo. between the hour of 9 a. ra and 4 p. m. except lug lu the months when Court may be in session, and then during Courl THEO. H. BAKER Commissi nen Clerk Absolutely Harmless. Cures oa he Spot BROMO-PEPSIN "Not the Ward Fepala" PIIDFC HEADACHE, SLEEPLESSNESS UUnCO INDICtSTIOH A NERVOUSNESS All Urugilsu, l)o, tto Oo. For salo by CO. Akmstbonu, Druggln WANTS SUPPLIED! I If you want uote hwnis, bill heads, letle hernia, atittemeiiU. sibow cards, projra us iurge poster, sale blllt. dodger envelopes tugs busluuss curds or Job printing every description, dune up in the bettt alyl foi you In au up-to-date and artist Jo mas per call und iw ua. Priccst 7HR PRESS PRINT. j. C. CHAUBERUMH Real Eitats Agent. Hoases and Lots and lots without Hons DMier In all kinds of Property. Notary Public ALL tUSINESS GIVEN PROMPT ATTENTION Office at Residence on Water Street. JUSt?rV''V'WA MilfoH,P i n Both 9? thK paper on yr .'for nly. 1.8ft If you ' sand your ordor and monoy to Tho PRESS Milford, Piko County, Ponn. A TIAlt for to rtrmtr y, M. V ii YEAR . DONE TRADC . tBCCICHC. MASKS. 1r,'C0PVaiCHTS. Thlrty-on ye .w . tlTe prmetlc. Opinion asm T!Mity end ratrntahillt;. Write Inr fcoek 4 imtnic: n end irfrnnm. BOeON S4to&0lr wt. WuMntoa. r . Time Tahlo ERIE RAILROAD. A T PORT JCRVIft Solid Pullman trains to Buffalo, Nlag era falls, ChauUaqua Lake, Cltreland, Chloago and Cincinnati. Tickets -on sale at Port Jerrls to nl !olnte In the West and Southwest lower rate than via any other flrstolse line. In effeot June Slth, 1908. - Train Now LtAva Port .Testis is Follows. EASTWARD ' " 48, Dally 4.1a " " Dally Kxpreoe .; I 40 " SB, Local Except Sunday.. 0 10 " 44 Holidays only a ao ,, No. 8, Dally Express 6S4A. a. 70S, Way Sunday Only...:, t 91 " " 49, Local except Sua a Hoi 7. SB " ' SO, Local Exoept Sunday.. 10 SO " 4, Dolly Kxpieaa 1.14 p. u, " 704, Sunday Only I ao " ' 84, Way dally oio'lSund'y I. SO 1 S, Dally Express 4 64 . 1 o. Way dally txo't Sund'y in " " 709. L00M Sunday Only.... 7.1 " WESTWARD. No 7, Daily Express., la SB A. at. 41, Dally I M " 17, Dally Milk Train a 10 A ' " I. Dally Rxpress 11 84 " " 116, For Ho'daleE'pt Sun.. Il lli.a, " 1, Express C blcago llua dal ( SY " t. Dally Exoept Sunday.. 00 " t. Limited Dally Express. 10.01 Train leare Chamber street, Mew Vork. tor Port Jerrls oa week dan at I SO, 7 14, 9 1, 10 so A. 11., I 'M I JO, 4. SO, O ld, 7 10, 0 IS U 4g r. u. On Sundsys, 7 ), A. M IS to. 1.16 7 80,8 16 p. u. H. L 8LAU6ON. Ticket Agt, Pt.Jerrls. M.W.Hawley, Dlr'n. Pasagr. Agent. Chambers 8t. Station New York William B. Kenworthey U. 0 Physician and Stireon. OfTloa and renldunoe Broad Street lext Court House. IIILFOHD. ' For Sale or Bent 150 acre farm known aa Warnrfsrm two milea below Milford. Apply to John C. Warner Mllfonl Pa The Milford Livery Stable HOUSES A2TD CARRIAGES to hi -e with or Without driv ers. HARFORD STREET Oppoalt Homestead Library. 03IAS RBLiSON SWKU MM tsatf. Proprietor,
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