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--UllUlJ-ll'tll'T
CBEY1KB ORDERS.
COLORS THAT BOTICT."
The Poor Relation
"I used to wonder." mid the poor
relation, "why our Aunt Marl or
our Uncle Bill didn't glv ua a little
of their money. Now there'! two
families, relation of ours, both got
tit of money, more'n they know
what to do with, as the aaylng la,
but they never gave na a cent, and
we bad ao many usea for It.
"They had horses and carriages
they've both got an automobile now
too and tbey both had flue houses
and they lived In good style, and wa
had to plug from week to week for
what we did have, with never any
margin for luxurlea or even for some
of the comforts, and they knew
these things, or they must have
known them, and they might hare
given n something without ever
missing It, but they never gave us
anything.
"They'd , ask us to dinner some
times and when we went they ased
to treat us Just as nice as could be,
and sometimes they came to see us,
but never any money, and tbey had
ao much. After" a-whlla I began to
get a little light on this.
"For one thing, people that have
got money are -pretty apt to hang
on to It, but after a while and this
I found to be true also of many othei
people supposed to be equally well
fixed after: a while I began to dis
cover that relatively speaking, that
la considering the wsy tbey lived.
Aunt Maria and. Uncle Bill didn't
have much more spare money than
w did. They certainly did have a
lot more than we did, a lot more, but
they bad Just the aame ambitions
and aspirations and heartburning
and that sort of thing that we did.
and U cost them a heap more to keep
up with the procession that they
were In than It did us to keep up
with the procession that we were In
"For Instance, to get right down
to simple facta there's Julia that's
my wife, you understand she does
not have half the clothes she'd like
to have; she doesn't begin to have
the dresses that the wife of a friend
of oura does who earns more money
than I do, and so naturally ahe would
like to have a few more dresses to
keep up as good as anybody with the
people we know.
"But. do you know, I think our
rich Aunt Maria has Just the same
trouble for herself and her daugh
ters to keep up with the people that
they know? Yes, sir. I'll bet you
tbey have Just the same troubles
along thla line that we do.
"They've got lots of money, b'Jt
they know people that have got mi re
money than they have. Just as we
know people that have got more
money than we have, and I'll bei
they worry more over that than we
do. Ton know we all have our trou
bles; we're all trying to keep up
with aomebody, and I'll bet thai
Aunt Maria and her girls worry more
over their clothes than Julia does
over hers.
"Julia likes Jewelry and mighty
little of It she's got 1 haven't said
anything to her about It, but I'm
going to get her a nice little diamond
ring for Christmas. But mighty lit
tle Jewelry has Julia got, and Aunt
Maria and her girls have got lots
Why, Aunt Maria has got a pearl
necklace. But don't you suppose
that she knows women that have
got much finer pearls, such as she'd
give anything to have but that she
can't afford T And don't you suppose
that her girls feel Just the same
when tbey meet girls that have got
finer thlnea than thv havA?
"Why, it's as sure as anything
you know. The poor relations don'i
have a monopoly of all the heart
burnings. by a loug shot. We all have
our' troubles.
"Take Uncle Bill, with a barrel of
money and an extravagant family
Do you know I think there must be
times when his checkbook must be
aoout as lean for Dim as mine is for
me times when I think be must
come about as near to being strap
ped for ready money as I am? I
think ao. And Uncle BUI Is consld
arable of a hummer too.
"Anyhow, I no longer wonder or
worry over why they don't give us
something, I've stopped being a poor
relation. ' I've got 'health and
strength and I sleep rcll nights and
I'm going to strike out on my own
account and get rich myself.
"And what am I going to do about
tij poor, relations then? M m
Well, we'll see about that when we
get the money." New York Bun.
- Appropriate Action.
' "Old Orabdollar the eminent and
respected trustocrat " "Yes, he Is
dead. But In his will be showed his
gratitude to the best friend he ever
had. He left a large chunk of bis
plunder to erect a monument In
grateful remembrance of the man
who Invented technicalities." Puck.
What He Needed.
The Leavenworth Times says that
a young society man went into a
Leavenworth clothing atore recently
and asked to look at leggins. "I
want something to cover the whole
calf." he remarked. "Hadn't you
better buy a whole suit of clothes?"
aald the merchant, suggestively.
Cheap and Good Pavement.
A cheap, yet durable pavement has
been laid by the city of Manketo.
Mich., consisting of a mixture or
crushed fine stone, gravel and tar
top-dressed with 'cement and sand
It cost only 80 cents a linear foot.
10 feet wide.
Dressed for the Concert.
Helnrich Conrled wai telling how
bad the bld-fashloned concerts were
sometimes. "An old Chicago million
aire," he said, "called upxtuirs to bis
laughter:
"What a time you girls take get
ting ready tor the concert! Look at
Bit a bit of wadding In each ear, and
I B rto,y,' HnrvM M&tariue. .
Grouchy German's Frsu Did Wilt
She was Told to Do.
The manager of an electric-light
construction concern In the West tel.s
an amuBlng stor. in connection with
the work of a new line In an Iowa
town.
The workmen had begun to dig n
post-hole in front of a bouse occupied
by a grouchy Gorman. Suddenly he
appeared and forbade the men to g)
with the wors; hereupon they ex
plained that they had authority from
the proper officials, which explanation.
however, did not pacify the tndlguant
householder. After a good deal of
wrangling, the men announced that
they could -not waste their time In
talkiuR. and so prepared to go to
work again. At this Juncture the Ger
man person called his wife, and with
a dexterous and unexpected move
ment succeeded In flinging over the
hole the men were digging a large.
Mat piece of Mate, upon which he es
tablished his Fran.
"Yu;t you schluy dere, und I go get
aer Injunction!" he directed.
No sooner hsd the husband disap
peared than the leader of the gang di
rected his men to take the slate with
ti e Fra.i upon It and lift It from Its
place. After a severe tug thla was
iccnniplUhed, and with perfect pollte
aesB the corpulent lady was set to
)ne side, Just as If she had been .in
'nanlmate object of some sort
The work of digging then went mer
.11 y forward, and while the atolid
wife held to the letter of her Instruc
tions with silent fidelity tho men aet
ip the pole for the light. Thla was
well lu place when the husband re
turned, waving In bis hard the paper
of Injunction.
When he saw what had been done
the Irrate householder became beside
himself with rage.
"y did you not stood on der hole
as I haf told you?" he demanded of
his better half.
"It was on der stone you put me,
not on der hole,'' she answered.
Overworked.
"Yes," said Mrs. Malaprop, "my
boy Is doing first rate at school. 1
jent him to one o' them alimentary
schools, and his teacher says he's
doing fine. He's a first-class sculler,
thoy tell me, and Is head of his class
In gastronomy, knows his letters by
tight, and can spell like one o' these
leformed spellers down to Washing
ton." "What's he going to be when he
jrows up?"
"He wants to be an undertaker,
and I'm declined to humor him, so
I've told the confessor to pay special
mention to the dead languages,"
iaid the proud mother. Harper's
Weekly'.
A Princeton Student's Wit.
An Ingenious and amusing answer
was recently given by a student In
the natural philosophy class at
Princeton University.
An Instructor gave the question:
"Define transparent, translucent, and
opaque."
"I cannot, professor," answered
the student, "precisely define these
terms, but Tcan Indicate their mean
ing In tbls way: the windows of this
room were once transparent, they are
-.iw translucent, and if not cleaned
very soon, they will be opaque."
New Kind of Grandfather,
Joslah Quluiy, the prominent Bos
ton politician, was walking near the
City Hall, when he heard an Irish
laborer accost another thus:
"That's Joslah Qulncy."
"An' who's Joslah QlnryT" the
other asked.
"1 nlver see such Ignorance," re
joined the first. "He's the grand
son of the statue you Bee in the
ysrrt."
LOGIC OF THE STREET.
Mrs. Passer My poor man why
do you go about the atreet begging?
Mendicant. I has to. mum. All
the regular standa Is too ken.
His View of Duty.
"Pleasant duty!" snorted tht
Chronic Kicker. "There's auothei
ridiculous expression."
"Why so," demanded the man who
had used It.
"Because no duty could really be
pleasant If It's an actual duty."
Llmltatiena.
Mr. Scrappiuglon (musingly). Aa
Lincoln aald, a nian may fool some
of the people all the time and all the
people some of the time
Mrs. Scrapplngton (briskly).
But you can't fool me, any of the
tiute!
Agreeable Change.
"Wont you take my seat?" aald the
man In the street-car. aa he lifted his
hat to the pretiy girl.
"No, thank you," she replied; "I've
been skating all the afternoon and
I'm tired of sitting down."
Bill Board 8 pace liven to Club.
A apace ten leet square on a bill
board facing Lafayette square. In New
Orleans, has been given to the mem
bers of the New Era club by Junius
Garrlck. and will be made to help In
the suffrage campaign the club la car
rying on. Each veek Important tact
concerning the Bovemeat will be so
tnuocfd, yv, ( (base.
THAT LIST OF mm "V
Just an Aot from Thla Bxaprt!rtg
Drama ef Life.
Scene: A breakfast table.
Disclosed: a husband and wife.
He (audenly rustling down his pa
per): Have you got that list?
8he: What list?
He (an expression of satirical cyni
cism coming over his face) : Weren't
you going shopping to-dayf
Bhe: Oh yes. ' '
He: And wasn't It agreed between
us that you were to make out a list of
everything you wanted, and that we
were to go over It together In a busi
nesslike way? t
She (vaguely): Were we?
He: That was the distinct under
standing, t
She: What for? ' , ' ..
He: You are almost, enough to
drive any one to drink. Didn't wa
go over the whole matter didn't we
agree that we couldn't go on In thla
way, ordering things that we could
get along without, and omitting things,
that we really needed, 'and all the
time living beyond our Income? Didn't
we thrash it out .
She: I believe something -was said
about It. .
He: Ore:'. Scott! (throwing down
bis paper). That's a nice thing to
say. Well, we'll do It Well make
It out right now.
She (a light dawning on her):' Oh,"
you mean the Hat you Ulkd of, day
before yssterday. . . . .. . .
He: Certainly I do. You aald that
yoa- were going shopping to-day, and
I suggested that you make, out a list,
and that we talk It all over and de
cide. . v , "
She: Of course I remember, dis
tinctly. But I. am afraid, dear, that It
la too late now.
He: What do yon mean?
She: Well, I decided not to waltr-
and I went shopping yesterday.
He: Ha! You did, did you? Ana
what did you get, and why are you go
ing to-uayT
She (smiling) : Well, you see, dear;
I got all the unnecessary things yes
terday, ana tc-c'ay I've got to get the
things that we simply can't get along
without.
Too SnggNtltv.
Wlmbleton Hello, Simpleton!
How did you enjoy your visit to the
Insane asylum the other day?
Simpleton Oh, so, so. It waa all
right enough, I guess.
Wlmbleton Well, you don't talk
as though you were much. Impressed
with It. Did you give the superin
tendent my note of Introduction?
Simpleton Yes, I gave It to him.
Wlmbleton Well, what did ha
ay?
Simpleton Ob, he Just looked at
me and said, "Make yourself at
home."
The Safe Side.
"What's that sign you're making
there?" asked a grocer of his clerk
the other day,
"Fresh eggs," replied the clerk,
who had Just been engaged.
"Make It 'fresh-laid' eggs," di
rected the employer.
"Why," queried the clerk, "don't
everybody know tbe eggs were fresh
when they were laid?"
"Of course," rejoined the grocer,
"and that'a about all It's safe to say
about em."
His WMi Fulfilled.
A German peddler rapped timidly
at the kitchen entrance. Mrs. Kelly,
angry at belne interrupted Ja her
washing, flung open the door and
glowered at him.
"Did yes wish to see me?" ahe de
manded In threatening tones.
The peddler backed off a few steps.
"Veil, If 1 did," he assured her,
with an apologetic grin, "I got my
visa; thank you."
Accommodatlaf. ''
"Where Is tbe man who runs this
ll-ery stable?" asked a large, fieahy
man, in a tone of voice that was de
cldedly offensive to the boy In charge.
"He isn't In, sir. Just now," re
plied the lad, '.'but, If you are very
hungry I can ahow you to a stall."
A Dreaded Vet-dirt.
Mr. Patterson (aa sounds of weep
ing came from the laundry) : "Oracl
oua, dear, who la that crying?'.'
Mrs. Patterson: "The washerwo
man, John; she haa sued for divorce,
and la afraid the Judge will order
her to pay her husband alimony."
A Great Difference.
Margaret, it waa very naughty of
you to make such a fuse. You aald
If I'd buy you that new dollle you'd
go to the dentist's without a mur
mur." "I didn't murmur, muvver. 1
screamed."
The Decline of Oratory.
"BUgglns says there are ao great
orators nowadays."
"No," answered Senator Borgham;
"when a man has anything to aay be
puta it Into the newspapers so quick
that It's a back number by the time
It comes out on the stump."
Cats aad Effect.
Old Hunks When I came to this
town, sixteen years ago. real estate
In the block where 1 live waa higher
than It la now.
Old Hewllgua It would be so la
any block where you'd settle dowa.
Much Married.
"I hear yer frlen' Tamsoa'a mar
riet again." "Aye, ao he Is. He's
been a dear frlen' tae me. He's
cost me three waddln' presents aa'
twa wreaths."
Ta Extras a Splinter.
Whea a splints' haa k-eea driven
deep Into the hand. It can at extracted
without pain by steam. Nearly till a
wide-mouthea bottle with hot water,
place the Injure, part over the mouth
of the bottle, and press tightly. The
suction will draw tht flash down, and
la minute r iwc tht at) will ex
trtcats tha spllalar t4 tt lat
ViQB Will tlHUMt.
THE ARCHIE
PISCOPAL SCOOP
Burgess (we'll call him) bad to
do something to redeem himself. He
had everything In his favor, but he
wouldn't work. For more than a
week tbe assignment schedule had
borne tbe melancholy memorandum
from the chief -"Burgese, Ao day
off for a month." The man at the
desk was vigorously carrying out
the mandate, and In addition doing
all he could to make It 'hard work
for Burgess. The vlctlnt had noth
ing to say and he was keeping sober.
It all started wth a Jamboree when
tha Philadelphia newspaper men la
ttted tha gang to come ever and be
their guests. Two breweries, one
liquor house and several wine agents
gratuitously and graciously - con
tributed the Joy. The Jaunt was for
one day only, but at least three of
the gang wore four days getting
home. Burgess had been the cat-up
ot tbe festivities, and wben the time
waa over refused to go home.- He
put on evening dress to go to a La
dles' Press Club reception In honor
of -the visitors, and two days later
was found asleep on the beach at
Atlantic City, with children building
sand figures about him. He still
wore evening dress and he couldn't
explain.
' When he returned 'to the office he
fqund a harsh reception waiting fdr
blm, and only past services saved a
dismissal. Then came the no-day-otf
mandate. He loafed on the day
work and If It was a Police Court
assignment he went to a matinee at
the burlesque house and trusted to
luck and the rest of the gang. Then
he waa shifted to "emergency," with
a awing from 8 p. m. -to 4 a. m. He
waa still In bad. Burgess arrived on
time one evening, and known only
to bis Innermost self, he had resolved
U show them all something. He sat
down at his desk, pulled out a draw
er, tltlted his feet on It and gaxed va
cantly out of the window. The city
editor broke the reverie.
"Say, Burgess!" he yelled; "do
you still rtde that wheel?"
"Yes," said the reporter; "I've
got It with me now."
"Fine!" replied the city editor.
"Jump uptown and get me a picture
of tbls girl who ejoped with her
father's clerk. You'll have no trou
ble; her family likes notoriety. Only
be quick; I want to 'make a good,
big cut for to-morrow."
Eurgess went downstairs. Jumped
on his wheel and started for the pic
ture. On bit return trip he was com
ing along at a lively rate when a
tarkly clad man suddenly atepped
from the curb and right la front ot
the wheel. In a flash he was oa blm
and wheel, rider and man rolled Into
the atreet. 1 Burgess helped tbe man.
to his feet and, recognising him, felt
a cold chill ran up and down his
bark. He apologised and the run
down nian accepted It had disap
peared In a great mansion at the
corner. ' AS he walked away Burgess
noticed that be limped and had a
few scratchea across his check.
"Lucky for me," said Burgess to
himself as he rode along, "that be
didn't have me arrested. They'd
never believe that at tbe office-
Burgess turned tbe picture In an
received some more work. At near
ly midnight he turned a bunch of
copy Into the city editor, remarking:
"We've got that alone."
The city editor read Burgess' own
headlines on the story:
ARCHBISHOP FARRELL HURT.
Aged Prelate Run Down and Injured
In Front of the Archleplscopal
Residence by an Unknown
-Cyclist.
Ther waa a three-quarter column
tory. ' " '
-."Look, Bill," said the mao at the
leak, "Is this all right? The man
who works .the district had nothing
ibout It."
"Certainly It'a all right," replied
Burgess. "You don't suppose I'd
rake a yarn like that?"
"Well Hut where did you get
It?"
Burgess leaned over the desk and
lutetly remarked:
' "I'm the unknown cyclist." "
"You don't say!" exclaimed the
Ity editor. .
"Yea," said Burgess, triumphantly.
'Give me a bicycle and a couple of
'rinks and I'll make my own news."
The city editor gave It tbe marks
for double leading and next day's pa
pers proved that Burgess had scoop
ed the town.
It waa Tuesday and they gave him
Wednesday off. New York Horsing
Telegraph. .-
Hard to Do.
One of the hardest things for a
husband to do Is to arrange It ao
that the nights he comes home late
to aupper his wife Is also late la get
ting It ready. If tbls were possible,
a great deal of unpleasant conversa
tion would be spared. Detroit Free
Press.
Bird and Insect Weavers.
The art of weaving rope and net
making is practiced by some of the
lower forms of life notably among
caterpillars and spiders. The weaver
birds of Africa and India which are
a speclee of finch construct wonder
ful Bests out of leave by tewta
them together.
A Cariosity of Kmlgratioa.
Nearly one-third of the immlgraa'a
who arrive la the port of New York
never go beyond the city for a home.
Tht Weather and tht Shet Trade.
Aa long as f t grouad la dry the
old shoes de not show their hlddea
weakness and defect, hut' let a
heavy, cold rata orva a alight snow
fall arrive, and thea the almost la
visible crck la tht nppen and tbs
wort plate I U tale will rovt
thttr irfU!t, sa tat rusk to
tha shot start will stmst sltuat ta
ft 1 .
Markings tf Birds to Conceal Than
. from Their Enemies.
. Many curious fact about the effects
ef particular colore and marking of
birds. Insects and other animals In
concealing them from their enemies
have been collected by natur.il ists.
and tha theory of "protective mimic
ry" has been pushed far in some
cases. An Interesting observation
bearing on this subject Is recorded
by Charles B. Davenport of the Car
negie Institution. About 300 chick,
of varloua colors and patterns, were
allowed to run at large In a pasture.
Ifi less than two hour crows had
killed 24. Mr. Davenport Inspected
the slaughted chicks, and found that
they Included 1" whites. IS blacks. I
coarsely mottled gray-and-buff, but
not a single cblck with "penciled"
marklnga more or less like those of
ordinary Jungle-fowl or game. Thl
Be thinks, was due to the relative li
eonspicuousness of the penciled bird,
and Indicated that the colors arising
-Wider domestication increased the
danger to the others.
Automatic Street-Lighting In London.
In some parts of London where the
streets -are lighted by Incandeacenl
gal, an automatic system of gas
lighting haa been Introduced and has
proved a great success. In one sub
urb covering sixteen square miles,
thirteen hundred lamps ran be lighted
simultaneously by this device. The
plan haa proved both reliable and
economical and Is especially useful In
a city so subject to fogs. Directly
(he fog settles down, making a dark
peas almost cs dense as at night, the
gas can be lighted nt once In every
section fitted Ith the new lighters
The lights can be Instantly extinguish
ed when the fog lift. An Immense
saving of expense Is already report
ed from the district- using the de
vice, and It seems probable that It e
use will soon become universal. Se
lected. Dangers ef No Breakfast.
The no-breakiast habit Is harmlest
enough provided a hearty meal la tak
en, not before going to bed, but cart)
In the evening. Late diners have no
need of "breakfast ' until noontime
Tne French and other continental peo
ple discovered this ages igo, and have
thrived under It Barring the cup o
coffee or chocolate, the late dininp
Frenchman wants nothing to eat un
til luncheon. But the habit of avoid
ing early food and drink lu this
-.timulatlng climate when the physi
cal energlea must be taxed during
the morning hours - Is one of those
silly notion;, whlcb bear anemic re
sults, visible In tbe complexlonn, the
color, and eventually tbe constitution
ef those devoted to It Boston Her
aid.
Royalty Lesdj Simple Lift.
Court lite In Norway Is usually slm
pie, almost to the point of belns
democratic. In summer one frequent
ly ' meets the King and Queen, wh
then occupy their email but charmini
country bouse outside the city, drirlni
long tht country roads, while In win
ter It la by no means uncommon ti
meet them coasting down tbe blllt
upon kjalker, or sledges of the coun
try, or upon ski. Joining In with tht
populace In tbe national winter sports
.-.-Mora Protection,.
"I call It splendidly patriotic," sayr
tbe first cltiien, "to have a law tor
bidding the desecration of our nation
al flag by ualng It for purposes of ad
vertlstog."
"Ye," agrees the second clttsen
"but let' protect It more fully, b;
making It a misdemeanor and a mal
feasance to drag It onto tbt stage li
order to ecur applause for a weal
musical comedy."
Soldiers' Paper Kettles. -Preparations
are being mads to fur
nlsh the soldiers of the German Arm)
with paper kettles, which are a Jap
anese Invention. Although tha uten
II are made of pliable paper, the)
bold water readily. By pouring water
into them they can be hung over thi
fir without burning for a length o
time sufficient to boll the water. Om
kettl can be used -about eight times
Questionable. .
Westend When a man lost money,
we call him 'out of pocket,' don't wt?
Murray hill Usually. , -
Westend Well, when a woman
losea mouey, should we call her "out
of hose?"
A Modern Reasen.
Back What would you do If elect
ed President?
Mryan I'd let the Vice-President
run the country, and I'd go on the
Chautauqua lecture platform. There
Vaa o' mnnev In It
To Melt Iroa la a Moment
Heat a piece of Iron (a poker will
do), to white heat, then apply to It
a roll of sulphur. The iron will Im
mediately melt and run Into drops.
This experlenment la best performed
over a wash basin of water, allow
ing tbe melted Iron (really sulphide
of Iron), to drop into the water..
A Word to the Unwise.
Beware of the "good thing" that
come to your door and - trie to
break la.
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THAT PA Y . Wrtis them tiMrofAjfiUr,
axpnnte, and help you to MoctMav
Send model, photo or sketch for f REE rfort
on r-Ubllt7. M years' pravctfc SUR
PASSING REFERENCES. For rrsw Usual
Book on Profitable Patents write to
B03-HOO Seventh St root.
Cawtats. and Trade-Marks obtained add alt Pat
em busiacsao.-rnauci.ea lor Mobcrats Fees, i
wun vrni is wmjii a, w r- i are i virrict. '
and wacjtnaecu-a pstcut, in iaaa tiua than tkaacj
, Send model. drAwiujr or otiotou itb JeaertD-l
rEUDII iruni TT SLB 111 US' I USX.
Hon. V adviaa, if paUcnubU or Dot, (re oi.
cAarf. not out mi otnt ti secured. 1
i a saaaavwi a--r " How to Obtavin Patents." with?
f coat ef asuae in tha U &. and tortujja connumj
cat irajsj, jtuaretm.
C.A.SNOW&CO.
1 Opr. PATtffT Orncc, fsSHiitaTON. D. C-
I'hysioiaDS hare long been looking
for a harmless hendaohe care. It
baa been produced by so eminent
chemist of tbs National I Capital. It
is kno-n aa Bromo-Pbpsin, Best lies
curing every form of headache
Instantly, Bromo Papain ia equally
and aa promptly efficaotoaa in
ohronio and aonte indigestion and
tbe aervoue disorder Inoident there
o. It la effereaoent and pleasant
to take and may be had of all np tr
date draggiata at ten oenta a bottle.
It oomea aa a boon to mankind anti
womankind. For aale at C. O.
Armstrong, Druggist.
aaitiKrKiaa)iaQl
KOTICX.
The Commlsaoiiera of Pike County
will hereafter hold Regular Meetings
the (ret Monday of each mo. between
the hour of 9 a. ra and 4 p. m. except
lug lu the months when Court may
be in session, and then during Courl
THEO. H. BAKER
Commissi nen Clerk
Absolutely Harmless. Cures oa he Spot
BROMO-PEPSIN
"Not the Ward Fepala"
PIIDFC HEADACHE, SLEEPLESSNESS
UUnCO INDICtSTIOH A NERVOUSNESS
All Urugilsu, l)o, tto Oo.
For salo by CO. Akmstbonu, Druggln
WANTS SUPPLIED! I
If you want uote hwnis, bill heads, letle
hernia, atittemeiiU. sibow cards, projra us
iurge poster, sale blllt. dodger envelopes
tugs busluuss curds or Job printing
every description, dune up in the bettt alyl
foi you In au up-to-date and artist Jo mas
per call und iw ua. Priccst
7HR PRESS PRINT.
j. C. CHAUBERUMH
Real Eitats Agent.
Hoases and Lots and lots without Hons
DMier In all kinds of Property.
Notary Public
ALL tUSINESS GIVEN
PROMPT ATTENTION
Office at
Residence on
Water Street.
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MilfoH,P
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TRADC . tBCCICHC.
MASKS. 1r,'C0PVaiCHTS.
Thlrty-on ye .w . tlTe prmetlc. Opinion asm
T!Mity end ratrntahillt;. Write Inr fcoek 4
imtnic: n end irfrnnm. BOeON S4to&0lr
wt. WuMntoa. r .
Time Tahlo
ERIE RAILROAD.
A T
PORT JCRVIft
Solid Pullman trains to Buffalo, Nlag
era falls, ChauUaqua Lake, Cltreland,
Chloago and Cincinnati.
Tickets -on sale at Port Jerrls to nl
!olnte In the West and Southwest lower
rate than via any other flrstolse line.
In effeot June Slth, 1908. -
Train Now LtAva Port .Testis is
Follows.
EASTWARD '
" 48, Dally 4.1a "
" Dally Kxpreoe .; I 40
" SB, Local Except Sunday.. 0 10 "
44 Holidays only a ao ,,
No. 8, Dally Express 6S4A. a.
70S, Way Sunday Only...:, t 91 "
" 49, Local except Sua a Hoi 7. SB "
' SO, Local Exoept Sunday.. 10 SO
" 4, Dolly Kxpieaa 1.14 p. u,
" 704, Sunday Only I ao "
' 84, Way dally oio'lSund'y I. SO
1 S, Dally Express 4 64
. 1 o. Way dally txo't Sund'y in "
" 709. L00M Sunday Only.... 7.1 "
WESTWARD.
No 7, Daily Express., la SB A. at.
41, Dally I M "
17, Dally Milk Train a 10 A '
" I. Dally Rxpress 11 84 "
" 116, For Ho'daleE'pt Sun.. Il lli.a,
" 1, Express C blcago llua dal ( SY "
t. Dally Exoept Sunday.. 00
" t. Limited Dally Express. 10.01
Train leare Chamber street, Mew
Vork. tor Port Jerrls oa week dan at
I SO, 7 14, 9 1, 10 so A. 11., I 'M
I JO, 4. SO, O ld, 7 10, 0 IS U 4g r. u.
On Sundsys, 7 ), A. M
IS to. 1.16 7 80,8 16 p. u.
H. L 8LAU6ON. Ticket Agt, Pt.Jerrls.
M.W.Hawley,
Dlr'n. Pasagr. Agent.
Chambers 8t. Station New York
William B. Kenworthey U. 0
Physician and Stireon.
OfTloa and renldunoe Broad Street
lext Court House. IIILFOHD. '
For Sale or Bent
150 acre farm known aa Warnrfsrm
two milea below Milford. Apply to
John C. Warner Mllfonl Pa
The Milford
Livery Stable
HOUSES A2TD
CARRIAGES
to hi -e with
or
Without driv
ers. HARFORD STREET
Oppoalt Homestead Library.
03IAS RBLiSON
SWKU MM
tsatf.
Proprietor,