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To cure cnrh, any or nil of tlirm, hi u' . i iln. drain witli the Stomach, drain vriili Imxakola, the grant tonic In.xi.t •. r. 11 itjiri dily nnd iainlcNl.v nets on tin- bowels, clcnnses thr Htomurh, riimil;M< - rlio liver, correclN the kidur.v*, allays nrrvoiiNnrHS,assists diges tion, v ifllr its mnrvollous tonic propertied tours up the system while enrina if, mid speedily muses n natural mid permanent condition of iirnlth. * <>l 1 is thr h. i Children's remedy in the world, and the only one that builds up the wh ai iinc as an all-around blood-purifier and tonic. It speedily clears the c '! 1 'lui ks culds and simple fevers, and promotes sleep. Children like it ami ask i • or its greatest friends; they use it and recommend it All druggists, 25 and < ent , or free sample of The LAXAKOLA Company, 132 Nassau Street, New York. Low I'*rcH to Pan-American Imposition. ! Via the Lehigh Vallox Railroad, Five- | day ticket- will he sold >tt Tuesdays < and Saturdays. from Frceland, at the I I rate ol for the round trip. Tick- ! ( ets good only in day coaches. 1 Ten-day tickets will bo sold from Free- t land every day. May 1 to October 31, ] good on any train, except the black l Diamond express, at the rale of $lO for j the round trip. ( Mr. Jauic - Drown, of Putsmouth, Va., over 1)0 years of age. suffered for years j with a bad sore on his face. Physicians 1 ' euuld not help him DeYVitt's Witch 1 Hazel Salvo cured him permanently, j Grover's City drug store. 51. 50 a year is all the Tiumne costs. 1 i „,tiJ Digests what you eat. It. artificially digests tlio food and aids Nature iu strengthening and recon structing (lie exhausted digestive or gans. It is the latest discovereddigest autandtouic. No other preparation can approach it in efficiency; It in stantly relicvcsand permanently cures Ilyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn, Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea, Kick Headache, Gastralgia.Crampsand all other resultt of Imperfect digestion.; Pricesoc. and ft. Ln re-sl7econtfiiiiß 2H times small size. Boot. .11 atioutdyspepsiamailed free Prepared by E. C. DeWITT & CO< Cb'cago- Grovnr'H t!i.v Drug Store. Condy 0. Boyle, dtolor In LIQUOR, WINE. BEER. PORTER, ETC. The finest hruuds <d Domestic and Imported Whlkc> on Hiilo. Fresh Uoehostcr and umJonh fleer and V umtllnir's Porter on tap. | Vb Ceutre street. I ICASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind Ygu Have Always Bought Bears the / , Signature /yjjj W \ (V In itr " se \s For Over Thirty Years iCASTORIA "A few months ago, food which I ate for breakfast would not remain on my stomach for half an hour. I used one bottle of your Ivodol Dyspepsia Cure and can now eat my breakfast and other meals witli a relish and my food is thoroughly digested. Nothing equals Kodul Dyspepsia Cure for stomach troub les. 11. S. Pitts, Arlington Tex. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests what you cat. Grover's City drug store. NOTICK TO THE PUBLIC. I fining; with Monday, April 15, A. Oswald will clnse liin store at 8 o'clock every evening except .Saturdays and the general pay nights. The bilious, tired, nervous man can not successfully compete with his healthy rival. Do Witt's Little Early Risers, the famous pills for constipation, will remove the cause of your troubles Grovel's City drug store. A lull which lias just become a law of New York makes the funeral ex penses of a deceased person payable from his estate before any other debts. Besides being a boon to undertakers, i this measure may have some effect in i encouraging reasonable simplicity of funeral display. An old horn snuffbox once belonging lo Sir Francis Drake, possibly the one which he used at Plymouth Hue during his famous game of bowls, has just been sold for 13 10s. in London. The snuffbox is a quaint old relic, bearing the coat of anus of Sir Francis, with his name on the lid. The Indian Territory, which increas ed in population from 180.000 in 1800 to j 301,000 in U)oo, is an aspirant for the ; same territorial representation in con gress as is now gi\ n to its neighbor. Oklahoma, formerly a part of it. The ; white population of the Indian Terri tory is largely increasing. A surgical operation is not necessary to cure piles. DeWitt's Witch Hazel s.tlve saves all that expense and never fails. Dewareof counterfeits. Grover's j City drug store. Auftfrallan Nicknames. The Inhabitant* of New South Wales have loug boon known as "cornstalks/' an allusion to the length and slimness of the average young New South Wales native. Victorians are known as "gum suckers," with reference to the gum that is found on many native trees, some of which is relished by juveniles. "Crow eaters," as applied to the South Australians, owes its origin to a state ment that in tildes of drought the wheat fanners of South Australia are driven to the source suggested for food. "Wheat Holders" is a more euphonious name sometimes used for the same province. The Queenslanders'are known as "ba nana landers," that tropical fruit grow hig there abundantly. Western Aus tralians—or, as they areijjow generally called, Westralians—areftuown in the east as "sand gropers" or "gropers." The Westralians themselves group all the other states into "t'other side" and call the residents "t'other aiders." Tasmania, the green little isle that is much like England in climate and oth er characteristics, is generally regard ed as very quiet and rather behind the times and is referred to as "the land of lots of time," "the land of sleep a lot," and so on, while the Inhabitants are called "Tossies," and "Jam eaters," the latter being an allusion to the great fruit production of the "tight little is land."—Leisure Hour. Daring; Her Heart. "Darling," she wrote, "my own dar ling, I love you, love you, love you! I repeat the words a thousand times a day. Am I forward and unmaidenly, my own beloved, in thus revealing my heart to you? Ah, no! Have you not told me, my precious one, that I am constantly in your thoughts, waking or dreaming? Have you not assured me of your deathless devotion in burning words that thrill me when 1 think of them, as 1 do every moment of my life? What are you doing now, darling? Are you counting the leaden hours as they drag themselves along toward the day when we shall be with each other once more? llow is it possible, sweet, that you can love me with a millionth part of the fondness I feel for you? Oh, I am yours utterly, utterly! Had I the eloquence of an archangel and all the years of eternity, my own Archibald, I could never express the love that fills my whole being," etc. I)o you think she really was writing to her Archibald? Not at all, my dear children. She was laying bare her heart's rich treas ures for publication in a magazine un der the title "Love Letters of a Type writer Girl."—Chicago Tribune. Verl> From Proper Xiamen, To jerry build—To build in an insuf ficient, careless or hasty manner. Jerry Bros., contractors and builders, were a Liverpool firm in the early part of last century who used to put up rapidly built, showy, but ill constructed houses, so that they gave their name to such work, first In Liverpool, then through out England. To levant—To run away, as it were, to the Levant, the eastern portion of the Mediterranean sea, to escape one's creditors. "Never mind that, man [having no money to stake], run a levant, * * * but be circumspect about the man."—Fielding, "Tom Jones." To lush—The slang word "lush," meaning beer or other intoxicating liq uor, is an abbreviation of Lushington, the name of a London brewer. Its adoption in this sense was perhaps facilitated by the fact of Shakespeare having used the old adjective "lush," meaning succulent, rich, luxuriant: "How lush and lusty the grass looks! llow green!"—" The Tempest," 11, i. "They didn't look like regular Lush ingtons at all."—Mayhew, "London La bor and Loudon Poor."—Notes and Queries. He Ifnil Paid For It. An American had quite an amusing experience recently while on a trip through Switzerland. While standing up in a moving train his foot slipped, and he fell against the window, which caused it to break, without the pieces falling out. The conductor immediate ly went to him and demanded the usu al line of 3/2 francs (70 cents), which was paid, a receipt being given. A few stations beyond where the ac cident occurred the crew was changed, but the American went on as far as Basle. When he arrived at this termi nus, he waited until most of the people had left the car and then he threw his dress suit case with all his force through the broken window. He was at once surrounded by the station mas ter, his assistants ami everybody of au thority within the station, but as he claimed not to understand them there was much gesticulation and talk until, just as the American was about to be arrested, an interpreter was found, to whom he showed his receipt, to the as tonishment of the authorities and the amusement of the bystanders. The First IlrltlNlt Census. It is significant of the invariable op position offered to any innovation in England that when the first proposal for a census was made in parliament it met with bitter hostility. It was on 'March 30, 1753, that Mr. Potter, M. P., asked leave to bring in a bill "for the taking and registering an annual ac count of the total number of people and of the total number of births, deaths and marriages." The ex-homo secretary's grandfather, Mr. Matthew Itidley, said that the people of New castle regarded the measure as omi nous and feared—having regard, per haps, to the punishment* awarded to King David—lest some public misfor tune or an epidemical distemper should follow the numbering. However, the bill passed the commons and received the support of the government, hut was thrown out by the lords.—London Chronicle. FOR LITTLE FOLKS. Little I'rlfieesß and the Trnoc^ When she was a little girl, a very pretty story was told of Queen Wil helmlna of Holland. Her father was presented by the city of Amsterdam with a beautiful set of cups and sau cers. So highly did he prize them that he at once issued orders that any one in the palace who should he so unfor tunate as to break one should be dis missed. Not long after this order little Wil helinina was surprised to discover her favorite footman weeping bitterly. It seemed that 1K had been so unfortu nate as to break one of the cups in carrying it from the room in which he had been serving tea. The princess was deeply grieved at the accident; but, having discovered that the pieces were quite large and could easily be glued together, she said to the footman: "If you will do exactly as I direct, 1 will try to help you out of your trouble. You can easily glue these pieces togeth er. This afternoon when you are serv ing tea bring this cup to me filled with cold tea, and I will see what I can do about it." The footman obeyed his directions exactly. A moment after the princess had received her tea she managed to let it fall so that it broke into thou sands of pieces. The king was furious ly-angry. "Goodby, father!" cried Wilhelmina, her arms about his neck. "I'm going. You said whoever broke a cup should be banished." Of course the father forgave her, and some littlest line after ward she confessed the whole affair, only she would never reveal which of the footmen had been the guilty cul prit. Yonnrenl Kentucky Colonel. This Is a picture of the youngest Kentucky colonel. lie Is Austin Nel son Edwards, son of Mr. and Mrs. Nel son J. Edwards of Newport. Ivy. Lit tle Colonel Edwards was born Jan. 3, >V V COLONEL EDWARDS. 1808, so you see he Is only n little over 3 years old, quite young to bear so proud a title. However, he hears his honors handsomely. He was appoint ed colonel by Governor W. S. Taylor of Kentucky. I.uck Com CH to the Bellboy. "Luck," said a man who believes In it, "comes to different people in differ ent ways. I know a man who is now about as well fixed as most men would want to be whose luck came to him in helping a man on with an overcoat. "He was a bellboy then in a hotel, and one day a big man, who was big and prosperous financially as well as physically, and who had just got his overcoat out of the coat room, turned to him and said: "'Here, hoy, help me on with this coat,' at the same time tossing the big coat over to him and turning away. The boy didn't begin to be big enough to do it, and, asking him to was Just the big man's little joke, for he was a good natured man, but the next minute the big man felt the coat going up on his shoulders all right. Turning round, he saw the youngster stepping down from a chair which had been standing near and which he hud grubbed on to the minute the man turned his back. "This tickled the big man very much, and lie took the small boy into his of fice, and practically the boy's fortune was made from that minute, for he hud the stuff in him to make good as well as the brains to meet liis luck half way when it came." "Ile'll Do.** "He'll do," said a gentleman decisive ly. speaking of an office boy who had been in liis employ but a single day. "What makes you think so?" "Because he gives himself up so en tirely to the task in hand. 1 watched him while he swept the office, and al though a procession with three or four brass bands in it went by the office while he was at work he paid no atten tion to It, but swept on as if the sweep ing of that room was the only thing of any consequence on this earth at that time. Then 1 set him to addressing some envelopes, nud although there were a lot of picture papers and other papers on the desk at which he sat lie paid no attention at all to theiu, but kept right on addressing those envoi opes until the last one of them was done. He'll do, because he is thorough and dead in earnest about everything." You may be naturally a very smart person, you may be so gifted that you can (lo almost anything, but all that you do will lack perfection if you do not do it with all of your heart and strength. What Tronbled Johnny. "Mamma," said small Joliuny, "I'm awful sorry I took the preserves out of the jar wheu you wasn't looking." "So your conscience is troubling you, is it?" queried liis mother. "I guess so," replied Jolmny, "but I thought all the time it was my stom ach." Summer Weather Under wear, Men's and Boys' Furnishings, Hats and Caps, Boots and Shoes of All Kinds. Large Stocks and Low Prices. Persons intending Our goods are to purchase ail of this ' anything season's make in the above lines and are are requested guaranteed to be to call worth all we at our store. ask for them. McMenamin's Hat, Shoe and Gents' Finishing Store, B6 Soiatla Oeirtre Street. \ The Care thai toes I $ Coughs, (s\ \ Colds, J M Grippe, (k V Whooping Cough. Asthma, 1 ,51 Bronchitis and Incipient A Consumption, Is fc* oHos I j The GERMAN £ \ A'wtases. j j\o™ a\\ At- 2SB^sotts4 Wfikes-Barre Record Is the Best Paper in Northeastern Pennsylvania It contains Complete Local, Tele graphic and (ieneral News. Prints only the News that's fit to Print .. 50 Cents a Month, AoD " ESS ' $6 a Year by Mail The Record, or Carriers WILKES -BARRE, PA. RAILROAD TIMETABLES LEHIGH VALLEY RAILKOAD. June U, 1901. ARRANGEMENT or PASSENGER TRAINS. LEAVE PKBELANI). 0 12 JI in for Weutherly, Munch Chunk, Allentown. Jtcthlohem, Easton, Phila delphia and New York. 7 34 IV, V! ,o . r ,{l,n - w hlte Haven, V\ ilkcs-Hurrc, Pittstou and Scrunton. 8 15 u m for lluzlcton, Weathcrly, Munch Chunk, Allcutown, Hetblehera. Baaton, Philadelphia, Now York, Delano and Pottsville. 9 30 a in lor Hu/.leton, Delano, Mahauoy City, eh niandoah and At. Curiae),* 1 1 42 u in lor Weathcrly. Mauch ( Imnk. Al lentown, Bethlehem Huston, Phila delphia, New York. Jlazletou, Doluno, Ma'•anoy City, Shenandoah and Mt. Carmol. 11 Si n in lor White Haven, Wilkes-Uarro, bcruuton and the West. 4 44 PHI lor Weutherly. Maueh Chunk, Al lcutown. Itcthlckein. Huston, Philadel phia, Now York, Ha/.leton, Delano, Mali anoy t 'lty, Shenandoah. Alt. Carmol and PottsvlHe. 0 35 P m lor sandy Hun, White Haven, Wilkea-Harre, Serantou and all points i West. 7 29 p m for Ha/.leton. ARRIVE AT KREELAND. | 7 3 t u m from Pottsville, Delano and Haz- I h ton. : 9 12 a m from Now York. Philadelphia, Kus ton, Met hlehein, Allentown, Mauch Chunk. Weutherly, Ha/.leton, Muhunoy City, Shenandoah and .Mt,. Carmel 9 30 u in from Scranton, Wilkes-Rarre and White Haven. 1 1 5 1 a in from Pottsville, Mt. Carmel, Shen andoah. Muhuuoy City, Doluno and Ha/.leton. 12 48 i> in from New York, Philadelphia, Huston, liethlchem, Allentown, Maueh Chunk and Weutherly. 444 J!J U front Scranton, Wllkes-liarre and White Huvon. 0 35 P m from Now York, Philadelphia, Huston, Ilothlohem Allentown, Mauch Chunk, Weathorly, Mt. Carmol, Shenan doah. Mahauoy City, Delano and Hazlc ton. 7 29 P m from Scranton, Wllkes-liarre and White Haven. For further information Inquire of Ticket Agents. UULLIN H.WILRUR,GeneraI Superintendent, „ 25 Cortlandt Street, New York City. CHAS. S. LEK. General Passenger Agent, ~ „... ' M Cprttandt Street, New York Olty. G. J. GILDItOY, Division Superintendent, Hazleton, Pa. T?HE DELAWARE, SUSQUEHANNA AND X SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD. Time table in effect March 10. 1901. Trains leave Drifton for Jeddo, Eckley, Hazle Urook, Stockton, Reaver Meadow Road, Roan and Ha/.leton Junction at 800 a m, daily except Sunday; and 7 07 a ra, 2 38 p m, Sunday. trams leave Drifton for Harwood, Cranberry, lomhickcn and Dcringer at sno a m, daily ejeopt Sunday; and 7 07 a m, 238 p m. Sun trains leave Drifton for Oneida Junotion, Harwood Road, Humboldt Roud, Oneida and ■jheppton at 800 a in, dully except Sun day; and 7 07 a m, 2 38 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Harwood. Cranberry, Tomhicken and Deriuger at 835 a m, daily except Sunday; and 8 63 a m, 4 22 p m Sunday. ' Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Oneida Junction, Harwood Road, Humboldt Road Oiolda and Sheppton at 8 ;CJ, 11 10 a m, 4 41 p m' dully except Sunduy; and 7 37 a m, 3 11 n m' Sunday. K ' Trains leave Deringor for Tomhicken, Gran berry. Huiwood, Hazleton Junction and Roan at 6 J* m ' dllll y *opt Sunduy; ana ?37 a in, 5 07 p in, Sunday. Trains leave Sheppton for Onplda, Humboldt Road, Harwood Road, Oneida Junction, Hazle ion Junction and Roan at 711 am, 12 4G 6 ,; 0 pm, daily except Sunday; and 811 aml3 44 p in, Sunday. Trains leave Sheppton for Reavor Meadow Road. Stockton, Hazle Brook, RckleyTJeddo and Drifton at 620 p ni, daily, except Suuday; and 8 11 a m, 3 44 p ni, Sunday. Trains b-ave Hazleton Junotion for Beaver Meadow ltoad, Stockton, Hazle Brook, Eoklev Jeddo and Drifton at 649 p m . dailv except Suuday; and 10 10 a in, 5 40 p m, Sunday All trains connect ut Hazleton Junction with electric cars for Ha/.leton, Jeanesville, Auden ried and other points on the Traction Com pany's line. Train leaving Drifton at 000 a m makes connection at Deriuger with P. R. R. trains for west aiTe ' Sunbury ' Harrieburg and point* LUTHER C. SMITH. Superintendent.
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