FREELAND TRIBUNE. XlUbilihil 1888. PUBLISHED EVERY MONDAY AND THURSDAY BY THE TRIBUNE PRINTING COMPANY, Limited. Ornc'E: MAIS STRBKT ABOVI CENTHK. SCBSCRII'TtON BATES; One Year $1.50 Six Months 75 Four Months 50 Two Months 35 The date which the subscription is paid to is on the address label of each paper, the change of which to a subsequent date becomes a receipt for remittance. Keep the figures in advuuee of the present date. Keport prompt ly to this ufilce whenever paper is not received. Make all money orders, cheeks, etc., payable to the Tribune Printing Company, Limited, FREELAND, PA., DECEMBER 12,1898. ALL SORTS IN A NUTSHELL The strength of two horses equals that of fifteen men. There are 269 color varieties of tha chrysanthemum to be seen in Japan. Vegetarians assert that one acre of land will comfortably support four per sons on a vegetable diet. It is a curious circumstance that some of the most important inventions have been discovered by lunatics. Boarding houses are necessary evils intended to convince bachelors that they should have homes of their own. A French professor is said to be the owner of a collection of 920 beads, rep resenting the various known races of people on the globe. No restaurant in St. Petersburg ia now allowed to have its bill of fare ex clusively in a foreign language. By a recent edict, a Russian version must always be added. PITH AND POINT. A woman's look may affect a man more than her words. Don't pick out for your friend an individual at whom dogs growl. Don't forget that an ounce of silence is better than a pound of explanation. Self-praise is like a church-steeple— the higher it goes the narrower it be comes. Politeness is like an air cushion; there may be nothing in it, but it eases our Jolts wonderfully. It is all very well to talk of loving one's enemies, but we are much more apt to love those who love us. If we were paid what we consider we deserve everyone else would de clare that we were overpaid. A little tact, a little kindness, a little judgment will many times save a housekeeper great worry and vexation IRONICAL IFS. If a man is always on the go he sel dom stops when he gets there. If a man attends solely to his own business he has a good steady Job. If bees made glucose some dealers would adulterate It with pure honey. If the street sprinkler throws water on a man it doesn't cool him off. If it is true that the apparel makes the man some men ought to change tailors. If an employe never pretends to be busy when he has nothing to do he is trustworthy. If people would reflect more they would be brighter and if they were brighter they would reflect more. If a man's wife can read the war news without wishing she was a man he will never experience the pleasure of being henpecked. PRECIOUS PROVERBS. One touch of love mends all a heart's punctures. Some men marry maids and some are married by widows. When It comes to manual labor the average man Is an Immune. The man who looks upon tbe wine when it Is red may feel blue later. A woman changes her mind so often that It keeps her busy speaking it. Be sure you are right, then go ahead, regardless of the road others take. Lots of people are too conscientious to He and yet manage to suppress the truth. Life may be a grand, sweet song, but one can't get much harmony out of It in "A flat." Self-praise is like a church steeple— the higher it goes the narrower it be comes. •toe Reward, Itoe. The readers of this paper will he pleased to learn that there is at least one <treaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages and that is catarrh. Hall's catarrh cure ia the oniv positive core now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu tional disease requires a constitutional t reatmen t. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally,acting directly upon the blood and mucooa surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building np the constitution and assisting natnre in doing its wont. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers, that they offer one hundred dollars (or any case that it faiis to cure. Bend for list of testimonials. Address, F. J. CHENEY £ CO., Toledo, 0. CiTdold by druggists, 76c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. OASTOZIXA. Bean ths 4 The Kind You Hare Always Bought IS DEATH WORTH DYING. "Is life worth living?" she asked of me. One day of days by the singing sea. "Is death worth dying?" I asked In turn; "Beyond the grave or the gilded urn Is there a star-land, A miracle far-land, That equals—half equals—our sphere terrene? Answer me, answer me, O, my queen!" "But O! for the Hfaven of Heavens!" she cried; "And, O! for the souls of the Purified!" The suntlre sprinkled upon her there And turned to a glory her golden hair; A zephyr stole from a perfumed place O'er seas of gladness and shoals of grace; It tossed the lily-bells to and fro. While the birds snng loud and the birds sang low; It rippled the roses with hearts of fire Till they swooned the swoon of a rapt desire, Anl all the universe was aflame With a Jubilant Joy that 1 cannot name, As I spake , For her sake, And without a Shane; "This Is the Heaver of Heavens to me. And thou art the Purified soul I see; And, O, if this life and this love were immortal, I never would sigh for the star-flaming portal; Nor seek in the far-away sky to dis cover An hour diviner thnn this for a lover. A FAMILY AFFAIR. "If she were only of good family." Peter Dunlap said this for the hun dredth time, glancing at his typewrit er, said typewriter being nineteen years old and pretty. "What is good family, Mr. Dunlap?" asked the typewriter one day. "Why, why, my dear, what do you mean?" stammered Mr. Dunlap; "were you reading my thoughts?" "Oh, no," Bald the typewriter, Miss Sweet, smiling demurely. "I was only thinking a little for myself. Is your family a good family, Mr. Dunlap?" "The finest in this country," said Peter Dunlap, pulling out his cheeks and swelling out his chest, "and we have been bankers in the city of St. Louis for sixty years, one Dunlap fol lowing the other." "And—and—were your wives also bankers?" murmured Miss Sweet as sweetly as her name. Peter Dunlap looked at her sharply and coughed. "My mother," said he, "was a bank er's daughter; her mother was the daughter of Lady Cadogan, of Eng land; her cousins were related to an Earl, and the Earl's children inter married again into our family. We are, 1 might say, Miss Sweet, of noble de scent." "Yes, yes, I thought so," lisped Miss Sweet very sweetly. It was no secret In the office, nor to Peter Dunlap, nor to Miss Sweet her self, that there was something more than the clicking of the keys between the proprietor and his pretty type writer. Touching the ivory buttons, Miss Sweet had touched the heart of her employer at the same time, and for the last six months matters had been coming daily to a crisis between them. Miss Sweet thought she loved the pro prietor; indeed, she was pretty sure that 9he did, and as for Peter Dunlap, he WBB very certain that his heart was only In one spot, and that spot was under the neat shirtwaist worn by Miss Sweet. Most young women under the cir cumstances would nave felt very much miffed at the thought of being loved and rejected for reasons which they could not help, but Miss Sweet was not like other girls. Site viewed the fact of her poverty Willi equanimity, and was undisturbed by the knowledge that it was only her poor social position that kept the banker from proposing to her. Not that she was unaware of the state of affairs; in fact, they had talked it over. "You see, my deir"—Peter Dunlap called Miss Sweet "my dear"—"lt is this way: My sisUrs are very proud. Elsa is the wife of an Admiral, Clara married a millionaire, my only brother la a yachtsman anc cup-holder, and I must uphold the fanily name. Now, my dear—for the twenteth time—l repeat to you that I love ypu very dearly, and if I could I would ask you to be my wife—but—you see ;-ust how it is." "To be sure," salfi Miss Sweet, with a ready show of I fiat sympathy for which the banker loved her among other qualities, "I understand all about IV Mr. Dunlap, tie rich banker of Chicago, of the proudest family In the West, cannot create a social sensation and shock family traditions by marry ing a poor typewrite. - , who was so pen niless when she can.e to him that she had to live in a working girls' home." "Yes, yes, exactly, that's the way it is, though you put tt rather harshly." "Otherwise you love me?" "Better than my life." "I see. So my lite is to be spoiled, and what is left of yaurs?" Here Miss Sweet laughed so uerrily that Peter Dunlap looked contused, and shortly after he put up hlg ledgers for the afternoon and went out. It was nearly three days before the subject was alluded to again, for It was an old matter with Peter Dunlap and his typewriter, and yne which, though they discussed it often, did not come up every day. This was more Miss Sweet's fault than Mr. Dunlap's, for j the hanker would have talked it over with the young lady, and would glad ly have com* to some arrangement by I which ha could marry her without shocking his family. "You see, they would take it so dreadfully hard," he said to himself rrany times, "If I should marry benei.th them." "What is good family, Mr. Dunlap?" repeated Miss Swef. twice In one day. "I think I have asked you that once before." "Why one that 's—er why, a good family is—a good family, don't you know?" I "Yes, exactly," said Miss Sweet, "but 1 was wondering if we agreed on the subject. Now, my family Is, well, I should certainly h tve called it good, though they all diet l and left me poor." Peter Dunlap turned his bead from the window where he was standing and looked at his typewriter. "I have often asked you to tell me," said he. "I'll tell you more about It tomor row," said she; "now I am going home." A minute later h; saw her whizzing under his office window on her bicy cle. "Strange she would never tell me anything about her folks," he mused. The next afternoon when the other clerks had gone he asked her again. "O, I don't know," said she, "I was thinking about a relative of mine who was a banker's daughter, and another one who was a daughter of Lady Ca- ! dogan, of England, and several others who were related to Lords and Dukes and Earls and plenty of rich people In this country." "What do you mean?" demanded Peter Dunlap, turning around in his chair and facing ber. "I suppose you never heard of a ' branch of your family named Swedt, did you?" asked Miss Sweet prettily. "Sweet! It seemi to me that I have! i There was a second cousin of my moth- ' jer who went awty and married a . school teacher, a college professor, or something like tha . He died and left ' her and there was a little girl, I be- , lleve." "Yes," said Miss Sweet, "there was a little girl." "It isn't possible-It isn't—" "Yes. It Is." "Why haven't you told me before?" "O, I enjoyed hearing you talk about family, and I have been having a little fun of my own." • • • • • A few weeks later Mr. Dunlap's sis ter, the Admiral's wife, received a let- j ter from a very distant little cousin in : the far West. She had been left an or phan with small means, and wished to come to St. Louis on a visit. The Admiral's wife said to her broth er. "Of course I shall invite her to come for a long stay. She must make her home with us, the poor little thing, for she says she is only nineteen, and next winter. If she is pretty and pre sentable, I shall bring her out. I should really enjoy having a nice young rela tive." "So should I," said Mr. Dunlap beam ingly. • • • * * "It was quite a society romance. They tell it yet In St. Louis, how the wealthy middle-aged Peter Dunlap fell in love at first sight with his first cousin on his mother's side, and how she, though less than half his age, returned his af fection. The wedding was a pretty one and Mrs. Dunlap, nee Sweet, was quite an imposing personage in her long veil, her diamond tiara, and her magnificent silk dress, the first of which was loan ed her by the wife of the Admiral, who said that all of the brides of the house of Dunlap had worn that veil. Simple Test of Drinking Water. Here is a simple test for the presence of sewage in water. All drinking wa ter should be tested in town or country frequently, as there are other impuri ties besides sewage which are quite as deadly, and every cistern of water is liable to be a source of blood poisoning. Mice, rats and other pests must have water, and many a case of typhoid is set up by such as these falling Into the cistern and remaining there for months In a decomposed state. To detect this Impure condition is very simple and unfailing. Draw a tumbler of water from tne tap at night, put a piece of white lump sugar into it and place It on the kitchen mantel shelf or anywhere that the temperature will not be under 60 degrees Fahren heit. In the morning the water, if pure, will be perfectly clear; If contaminated by sewage or other impurities the wa ter will be milky. This Is a simple and safe test well known in chemis try. ' Japanese Dentists. The Japanese dentists perform all their operations In tooth drawing with the thumb and the forefinger of one hand. The skill necessary to do this is acquired only after long practice, but when once It 1b obtained, the operator is able to extract half a dozen teeth in about thirty seconds without once re moving his fingers from the patient's mouth. Belt for Rlectrlc Light Company. A leather belt, 80 inches wide and 165 feet long, was recently made in America for an electric light company. No rivet, peg or stitch was used in the making, It being glued together with a special cement. Four hundred and ; thirty-two hides were used in the belt. Must Catch His Bride. j It is a common Asiatic custom for the bridegroom to give chase to the bride either on foot, on horseback or in a canoe. If the bridegroom catches the fugitive he claims her as his wife; ! otherwise the match is broken off. Comic tonsil, An actor says that not one comic j long In ninety Introduced to the public ever becomes popular. ' WHY HE DIDN'T BID UP. Tb. Plight of a Man Who Hail a Waak nem for Auction Sales. There was a red flag out in front of a farm house up in the Swift River region in Oxford the other day when Burns was driving past the place. He can never get by an auction sale. There is something about a bargain at vendue that strikes him Just where he lives. So Burns hitched his horse and stopped on the outskirts of the crowd. He re membered that at the last auction he attended, he bought two pod augers and an ox yoke, and this time he steel ed himself lest he might commit sim ilar egregiousness. In fact he conclud ed that he would't bid at all. But when the crowd got well waked up over Jersey helfar. Burns chipped in a bid or two, and finally got to going hard against a red-whiskered man who carried a whip In his left hand and ex pectorated violently after every bid. As the contest waxed somewhat en ergetic, Burns reached for his pocket book. His fingers ran down and down into his trousers pocket until they slid into a good big hole. The pocketbook was gone. You, who have found holes in your pockets where wallets ought to be, can, in some measure, appreciate Burns's feelings. He stopped bidclng. and while the red-whiskered man. still expectorating, was paying down an Installment on the heifer, Burns pushed forward through the crowd and got the auctioneer's ear. That functionary listened intently. Then he arose erect once more, and in his professional drone commenced; i "This gentleman informs me that he has loßt a pocketbook containing the sum of S2OO. He offers the sum of $lO for its return. Now—" ! "I'll give twenty," broke in a voice in the corner. I "Thirty," cried another. | "Thirty-five," came in determined tones from the red-whiskered man. j "That was beyond what I could af ford," says Burns, "and so I came away and left them bidding on it." The l'araon Wat. Mixed. I The minister had reached the critical point in his "missionary" sermon. He had finished his flrstlies and secondlies, and with one neat figure would link them to an impassioned appeal that ; would strike his congregation's hearts, and make their rocks flow like water. I "If," he declaimed, "it has truly been said that he who makes two glades of brass to grow where one—" The puzzled look on the face of a deaf old member in a front pew led him to pause and repeat: "That he is a benefactor who makes two grades of blass—" , Smiles throughout the house, and his own sense showed him there was something wrong, but with an attempt at lightness, he said airly: "As I meant, two brades of glass." The choir was now keen-eared, and the pastor felt as if he had met Dew ey. So ha shouted, "Two blods of grace." Then the senior deacon had pity on him and arose. "My brethren," he spoke, "our pastor has been upset by the intensity of his emotions, and has tripped on two blades of grass." Chimmie—Me fader's a sojer, an' he wears a uniform all day! Billy—Fergit It! Me fader's a wait er an' he sleeps in a dress suit! Evidence. "Was that man ever a farmer?" In quired Mrs. Corntossel. "No," answered her husband very positively. "But he's always talkin' about the delights of llvin' in the country. "That's what shows he never was a farmer." Wot on the Menu. Oldboi: Weil, can't you find what you want on the bill? Shortleigh: No. Oldboi: Indeed! What do you want? Shortleigh: Money eu;ugh to pay for what I order. Gave Himself Away. Employer —Was there many people at your grandmother's funeral yester day? Clerk —Yes, indeed. Every seat in the grandstand was occupied. Doxy. "I asked her if she thought she could learn to love me. "She said she couldn't —because she was already studying Spanish and learning to swim." Identified. "So you discovered that female bur glar in your house?" "Of course; she stepped on the ba by's rubber doll, and thought it was a mouse " \at Hid Landlady. "I feel as if I could trust you." "I wish you kept our boarding house." ! AN INCONVENIENT BIRD. A Ailg.l...lpp| llnuaewffn'a Exp.rlenc. With ■ FainlHlied Guest. In the days "before the war" a fam ily of hard-working people lived in a border county of Mississippi. They did not keep a tavern, but they often fed the wayfarer. I One Saturday the housewife roasted a large turkey, baked a batch of bread and made a number of pies. She was J re. dy for her Sunday dinner. That Saturday afternoon a single horseman appeared. He asked for his ■ dinner and fed his horse in the ample stable of the farmer. The housekeep er was busy and the man in haste, so she set the turkey before him, thinking that he would not make much of an im pression upon it. The stranger sat down in front of the turkey and set to work. He cut into the breast of one side and ate it all. His appetite was only whetted. He demolished the wing and then cut off the leg. The drumstick disappeared and the upper Joint was stripped. The woman stood aghas'. She pattered out to the back porch, where her plea were cooling, and, selecting a tempting ap ple pie, set It before her guest. He put It to one side and turned the un touched side of the turkey toward him. He cut off the wing and the leg. The woman saw her Sunday dinner disap pear before her eyes. At length, having exposed all the bones of the large fowl, he attacked the pie and left not a erumb. The woman sank in a chair near by. She was too much overcome for a mo ment to speak. Then she said: "You seem to have enjoyed the tur key. There is not sa much left as I ex pected." The man pushed back his chair, took out his quill too/hpick, crossed his knees and sighed with satisfaction. Then he spoke: "Well, madam," said he. "a turkey is a very inconvenient bird." The woman waited for him to ex plain, but he was silent. Then she said: "Why is the turkey Inconvenient?" "Well, madam, it is a little too much for one and not quite enough for two," replied her guest. The woman fainted. Strictly Iluslnoa. The manager of the bicycle agency was clearly suffering from a dyspeptic mind or a pessimistic stomach. It was late in the morning when he arrived at his place of business, and without a word he walked over to the desk at which one of the salesmen was seated. He looked over the salesman's shoul der, and then, with an unamiable in flection in his voice, commented: "I thought I paid you a salary to sell bicycles." "That's what I am trying to do." "Do you call scribbling all over that pad of paper selling bicycles?" "No." "And what kind of arithmetic do you call that column of figures there, mere child's play to kill time?" "What column of figures do you mean?" "The one on the corner of the desk. You have written 's76' and scratched it out; then '74,' and so on down to s6o.' " "I suppose that strikes you as trifl ing." "Assuredly." "Well, it isn't. That represents a strenuous effort to dispose of one of our seventy-five dollar wheels to a deaf and dumb man." Character Annlynla. "No," said Colonel Stilwell. "I don't yearn foh his society. Understand me; I don't say foh a minute that he is not as perfect a gentleman as grows. But a man's previous associations will nec essarily influence his character." "What do you know of his previous associations?" "Nothing personally. But I observe that he can't be satisfied to play half a dozen games of poker without countin' over the entire pack of kyards." Pernonnl Appearance. "Do you think that women are much influenced by a man's personal appear ance?" asked one young man. "I should say so," replied the youth with a peachy complexion and curly hair. "Apollo was all right in his day, but he'd have to put on quilted trousers and wear a foot-ball mask to make any impression now." In Drrnnilnnd. Walter (to proprietor)— Just see this Joint; it's all burned up! I can't set that before a customer. Proprietor—Serve it to that lady and gentleman there. They are a bridal couple—they'll never know the differ ence. It Looked SaNptclonn. Weary Wraggs—So de woman start ed fer yer wid an ax, and yer skipped? IX) yer t'ink she meant murder? Trotter Long—Well, I'm willing ter give her de benefit uv de doubt, but I thought she meant work! One Way Onl of It. | "Bridget, you've broken as much j china this month as your wages I amount to. Now, how can we prevent I this occurring again?" "I don't know, mum, unless ye raises mo wages." Jnnt Before the Engnfemeat. Miss Sweetly—"When I was being shown over the treasury In Washing ton they let me hold a package of bills worth a million dollars in my hand." Mr. Loverly—"And It didn't increase your value one hit." Equal to the Occasion. Maud—"Did you not call for help when he kissed you?" 1 Marie —"No; he didn't need any." 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The Emperor of China Is an editor. His journal has the distinction of hav ing appeared regularly each day for the last 800 years. The debris left from coral made into articles of jewelry, etc., is crushed, scented and sold as a tooth powder at a high price by Italian perfumers. One-half of the world doesn't know how the other half lives, and the other half doesn't care whether the first half lives at all or not. One of the constituents of the best qualities of varnish 1b a resin known as kauri, which is only found in New Zealand. A $7,000,000 needle trust has been formed in London, and still, someone has aptly observed, some people claim that they can't see any point In .these trusts. WHY? Why isn't the way of the transgres sor the road to wealth—for the lawyer? Why shouldn't level-headed people live in flats? Why doesn't a poor barber supply talk at cut rates? Why are men of loose habits always getting tight? Why isn't water iitoxicating when it makes a barrel water-tight? 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