I i llent Sew- ome | Of, -by- help ] for I Thursday, December 28, 1939 UNION PRESS COURIER THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young Page Seven CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT — LIMESTONE PULVERIZERS The Best Made and Lowest Priced, MIDWEST PULVERIZER SALES Box 999M, St. Anne, Illinois. Autographed Hollywood Photos MovieStars! Gable, Temple, Lamour, Lombard, Autry, McCarthy, Davis, Power, etc., 10c each. i for 25¢, (Size 5x7.) Box 5, Glendale, Calif, BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN COME ON BOYS ~ THE FLAGS UP! LET'S PUT ON THE OLD NOSE BAG — / I'VE GOT To GET BACK SOME OF THAT WEIGHT T LOST IN THE HOSPITAL 1" ——=] EVEN IN THE COOK HOUSE. | DAD HAD COMEON,E2| To SHAKE HANDS With ALL THE WATERS FLIP = WA HELLO, BOB ~ HELLO, HARRY - HELLO “SPIKE” ~ YES, BXOVS. IM SNAP INTO y FINE NOW !! Te £7 IF YOU FEEL LIKE WORKIN’ TOMORROW, "OAD" LET'S DO BOYS, THAT FIRE NUMBER WITH THE HIPPO WAS A HONEY !! 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