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IT WAS DARK, AN' “MY WIFE THOUGHT L WAS A BURGLAR ~ =7/ ES VES OF COURSE -- HER OWN LOOKOUT A nervous old lady was buying a portable radio set. “Now, do you definitely assure me,” she asked, looking anxiously at the Instrument, “that I shan’'t get a shock?” 4 “Madam,” said the assistant im- pressively. “I do definitely assure you that you won't get a shock—until you hear some of the programs.” WHY MONEY GROWS He—You seem to 8rows on trees. She—Well, the guys who have it are “poplar.” think money cAlong the Concrete hour, it seems like you sit on a hot e it seems like an Magazine. eee: The Aggressive Conversationalis? My tears start to glisten, My brain's due to balk, When a man hollers “Lissen!™ And corners the talk. HOWDY, | SEE YOURE FROM] [HELLO WESTERNER/ NEW YORK, HOW ARE THE[ [THE ROADS IMPROVE. ROADS DOWN EAST 7 THE FARTHER EASY You you WILL. | SAW SOME GO: BY THE WAY | GANGSTERS ALREADY HAVENT SEEN AN INDIAN Canned Ones Now Suit Him “My husband used to be crazy about fresh, green peas and made a regular pig of himself when we had them,” remarked Mrs. Brown, “Well, isn’t he still fond of them?” asked Mrs. Black, “No,” smiled Mrs. Brown, “not since my ultimatum that he would have to shell them whenever we had them.” ¥ 277 JL 1 / Question Not to the Point “Do you think you will leave office hts, interrupted o longer distress RTE, poorer than when you entered upon nn» > Jour normal “Hadn't gone that far into the on! or by using a matter,” answered Senator Sorghum, let this trouble N 2)l SAYED “lI haven't the faintest idea of leav- a heating, soothe > HY REPS 5 ing office under any circumstances have given thou- whatever.”—Washington Star. - chem right om: | rT 2 | roms gpm wi | 3} mes if you | LA 5 f | “If At First You Bon’: Succeed” arked label on the | / - | Her Sire—OQut seven nights a week Je Youve geting 7 | | | is going it a little too strong, even '& SON, Inc. f [/ | though I am willing to let you have Brook N.Y your fling - AOS go | The Flapper—Yes, I know, Dad, but S 6 uh | girls fling so badly they have to try it | over and over. an | Weise $$ EEE AC oe ZERO FITS BETTER Luck for years and EAST ME ETS WEST Ss set on having | (Copyright, W. N, U.) | he married a. = Yaad ne * ddd dd _ edford Standard. J By Charles Sughroe . . i MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL © Worm Newpre Unin Ole Cap Crabb Wins the Swiss Cheese Medal i mos us- or — - Ta voy Me : TRE GER TE Fiend See | WHERE THE we 1s) (WE'RE LATE <our UB NOW DONY GIY SASSNY | ALWANS = ough like lovers. NEY. TODANS PAPER 2w : : ! i DREACE Be Tn os Tx Rane V BEER | {WHATS 17 10 \0u-? ll BORROW SIM GULGENS PAPER. AS SOON MAKES THE LAXY LUMAMOXES YT BER You bony AS \T COMES~ AND | DONY LIKE | KNOW Ny 30 LATE YO © KEPY RIGHTS, ons oF WAITING DON . . i lia E. Pink- He—Ma looks on me as a hero. Compound” i She—That may be, but it strikes ma in zero would be better. — “Lydia E. Pinke pound is the best Do Not Wait “All things come to him who waits,” nedicine I ever eard of. Before But here's a rule that's slicker; The man who goes for what he wants 1y baby was born Will get it all the quicker, wasalways weak nd sundown, 3 See America First ad nervous spe! “AT viii a . Are you going abrog y - ntil I couldn't do you going abroad next sum 1y housework. A dy told me about mer?” — nL ir i = eee - “No,” answered Senator Sorghum. he Vegetable “What's the use of traveling around ompound and it THE FIRE y £ among people who don’t speak my lan- rengthened me, THATS Treee) MAYBE 0uR Wouse z ; 3 esidle my own A HREE AND MY UNEEFORM I ’ guage, ¢ who cot n't vote for me WHISTLE Tua 1 in 0 I¢ VC pusework I am TWENTY THREE" IS ON FIRE! ON THE gep! qven if they did ?"—Washington Star, urant and T feel Jue QUR B¢ cris ; ree years. I ho blocH.. . Getting a Line Ope reo years. ge “Joe, I have applied to your dad for a of lead ng a Job. He asked me if I played golf.” , 2014 Polk St “Well 2? wa poh Tb “Is he for it or against {t?” = 1066'S : : Expensive Course Ma Talltimber—T'm afraig Bud’s learned to gamble at college, Pa—Well, I hope he’s finally mas- ) tered the study. His expenses while iN i Fit Ts he’s been learning it have been too ) li d 7 toleven sod Were of Home much for me, s of sufferers. at druggists. rite direct to: AN CO., Inc., York Always at It { “I hate those impromptu | plexions, don't vou?’ “What do you mean?” i “Those they make up as they go along.” {By PERCY L. CROSBY come } Copyright, by the McClurg Newspaper Synd.cate
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