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DEAR!
HEARD ABOUT HE-
FEATHERHEADS, MY
SHE WAS SCREAMING AT TE
TOP OF HER VOICE! .. AND HE WENT
To WORK WITH A BIG BANDAGE
OVER HIS EVEL. ITS Too BAD /
(INABOUT THEIR LITTLE BOY ---: [
AND MY DEAR!.. THEY SAY HE
HAD A KNIFE! -- AND POOR LITTLE
MRS. FEATHERHEAD HAD To HOLD =
AIM) OFF AT THE PONT OF A GUN ~~ 9
TILL NEIGHBORS ARRIVED EY!
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THATS A BIG Fig!
IT WAS DARK, AN'
“MY WIFE THOUGHT
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OF COURSE --
HER OWN LOOKOUT
A nervous old lady was buying a
portable radio set.
“Now, do you definitely assure me,”
she asked, looking anxiously at the
Instrument, “that I shan’'t get a
shock?”
4 “Madam,” said the assistant im-
pressively. “I do definitely assure you
that you won't get a shock—until you
hear some of the programs.”
WHY MONEY GROWS
He—You
seem to
8rows on trees.
She—Well, the guys who have it are
“poplar.”
think money
cAlong the Concrete
hour, it seems like
you sit on a hot
e it seems like an
Magazine.
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The Aggressive Conversationalis?
My tears start to glisten,
My brain's due to balk,
When a man hollers “Lissen!™
And corners the talk.
HOWDY, | SEE YOURE FROM] [HELLO WESTERNER/
NEW YORK, HOW ARE THE[ [THE ROADS IMPROVE.
ROADS DOWN EAST 7 THE FARTHER EASY You
you WILL. | SAW SOME GO: BY THE WAY |
GANGSTERS ALREADY HAVENT SEEN AN INDIAN
Canned Ones Now Suit Him
“My husband used to be crazy about
fresh, green peas and made a regular
pig of himself when we had them,”
remarked Mrs. Brown,
“Well, isn’t he still fond of them?”
asked Mrs. Black,
“No,” smiled Mrs. Brown, “not since
my ultimatum that he would have to
shell them whenever we had them.”
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“Do you think you will leave office
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on! or by using a matter,” answered Senator Sorghum,
let this trouble N 2)l SAYED “lI haven't the faintest idea of leav-
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have given thou- whatever.”—Washington Star. -
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Brook N.Y your fling -
AOS go | The Flapper—Yes, I know, Dad, but
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| over and over.
an |
Weise $$ EEE AC oe ZERO FITS BETTER
Luck
for years and EAST ME ETS WEST
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Compound” i She—That may be, but it strikes ma
in zero would be better.
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pound is the best
Do Not Wait
“All things come to him who waits,”
nedicine I ever
eard of. Before
But here's a rule that's slicker;
The man who goes for what he wants
1y baby was born Will get it all the quicker,
wasalways weak
nd sundown, 3 See America First
ad nervous spe! “AT viii a .
Are you going abrog y -
ntil I couldn't do you going abroad next sum
1y housework. A
dy told me about
mer?”
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he Vegetable “What's the use of traveling around
ompound and it THE FIRE y £ among people who don’t speak my lan-
rengthened me, THATS Treee) MAYBE 0uR Wouse z ; 3
esidle my own A HREE AND MY UNEEFORM
I ’ guage, ¢ who cot n't vote for me
WHISTLE Tua 1 in 0 I¢ VC
pusework I am
TWENTY THREE"
IS ON FIRE! ON THE gep! qven if they did ?"—Washington Star,
urant and T feel Jue QUR B¢ cris ;
ree years. I ho blocH.. . Getting a Line
Ope
reo years. ge “Joe, I have applied to your dad for
a of lead ng a Job. He asked me if I played golf.”
, 2014 Polk St “Well 2? wa poh
Tb “Is he for it or against {t?” =
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Ma Talltimber—T'm afraig Bud’s
learned to gamble at college,
Pa—Well, I hope he’s finally mas-
) tered the study. His expenses while
iN i Fit Ts he’s been learning it have been too
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{ “I hate those impromptu
| plexions, don't vou?’
“What do you mean?”
i “Those they make up as they go
along.”
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