THE PATTON COURIER FINNEY OF THE FORCE _ 5.9: Alsns | wi MORE MICHAEL. ; ITS YER IMAGINAY~ AW, YEZ TALK HROUGH AN TEE HOPE 6 Laos | TION 1 SURE, OUTSOIDE VER WAT, MICHAEL FINNEY cazy / DID YE HEAR FINNEY {YOU T0 TALK, MICHAEL / /[ AVSAYN ' UNKEE SHE RAYPEATS IVERYTWIN pa THAT FANNY 2 TT TAACHIN' MIKE ”- SHE CANT SHE HEARS VEL SAY.NOW; “WA HA WA THAT CHOILD SAY AANYTHIN'/ ied To TALK THAT was FAIR PLAY - “I told my son that he was not giv- ing enough attention to the classics,” remarked the conscientious parent. “I reproached him for not knowing the difference between the Iliad and the Odyssey.” “Was he properly apologetic?” — : mf : Ss ee “Not at all. He said nobody could rere Sette emp ep -— — ——— - — . know everything, and asked me if I Jif : knew the difference between crystal EATHERHEADS .. Brot... THE WORLD - - THE F Helping Mother receptivity and a neutrodyne.”—Wash- y i — go > ington Star. ;xclusive struc- i i a N asus DONT A 7 cout Feu]. ease he rca : s )perative supe= | / sem 10 ME, : by NN ANYTHING SO HARD Al OP ACTING FU 0 | \ 7 ey’re a Scream p . pe ] : / A BOY WHO LOVED HIS AS N by { HAULING A MATTRESS DOUN AMUSE FREDDY AND SET | 1 d Bob—Saw some funny pictures last ave Jehinitly | [a OE or wi TE INN NONE FLGHT OF STAIRS THAT BED UP! . IVE / Finan bdr 1 | al i +e Champion as the \ A WE rouse! / i Nn Gite Ws B SOME OHER THINGS Bill—I didn’t know Here was a k plug. That is ! X WHERE (S THAT NAegg P C 3 : Hs 2004 comely of fe Movies Sis Week, . 4 \ MATHER WANTED You To : / ow 2 Job—Didn't see them at a movie, pron outsells all ! e al . My girl and I were looking through nghout the world. l an old family album she'd found im i the attic. MEPION | HE RANG IN K PLUGS a EDO, OHIO ! r———————————— x { ts § P : { ’ y ME i a ow White | Antiseptic : je— . . . Events in the Lives of Little Men So for Scolds eed Sister—Well, what luck did you in fol oD rt ” » ” D TT 7 Fl have with the latest belle? HI AT, Sols u d > Soy A HN za g ZY [LHI H / 1 Brother—Oh, 1 succeeded in ring- GAL. inde 6X), HNC 0 N is SRY Vj JE) » mi | [ f . 1 I'Otile i, S ) on fui fac “ae 1 i A 2 wig LY iH A | ing in. LAR CAREFULLY 2.7) LY wn Horn CHET : simple directions. iu) Wr \ WON Ii Hl Other Things in send C. O. D. Ii The interne hung his shingle out 3 San us he Y, 7) \3 TEACHER Lf | : r y ne at HIELDS CO., Inc. 1 HAS MISSED Schenectady, N. Y. i ” j i \F SIS Seeking a Test 2 Giving rw ERE fq, ter Long =~ Good Hotels = Tourist ads=Gorgeous Mountaim WiLL TELL “Why did you forbid him to see you again?” “He said he loved me,” answered Miss Cayenne. “If that is really true, no little thing I can say will prevent him from seeing me, even if he has l desert resortof the Wesg to pick a lock or climb a tramsom.”— roe & Chaffey Washington Star. Spring a B - : FORNKA A Cheap Triumph ° Edwin—Don’t you believe me, dear- est, when I tell you that you are the = only girl I ever loved? 77 Angelina—Oh, yes. Jut that’s not / nearly as nice as it would be to know re that I'd stolen you from some other Be | girl 3 to i nor rat al - . LABORATORY HE'D GET THE CHANCE - - . Louis, Mo, idence Club for Women = pi 2) ' ST., BOSTON > sient rooms with oe r ut bath. Nmore 7940 for reservation 1 and cafeteria not required ixplains unusual opportune LE . > : i 2 ? lies in mechanical work for : > amin : 1 . (Copyright, W.N. U.) borne) en of all age ooh fof (Copyright, W. N. U.) : wit — — Dg period qualifies for work Sh nan exceptionally - = z rs Ls - — i held cP fopllviprofte 00s RSS eh LEA EE Te : a x 3 Just ask for Bulletin 64 By Charles Sughroe © Western Newspaper Union WELL, SHE SURE WOZ A NDBLE WEDDING, BOSS! I'M FULL CLEAR LP TO TW 30DEE INSTITUTE 305M. Broad St, Phil, Pa. MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL so New York and Brooklyn — He Fails to Recognize the Story of the Year \WHADDA, NOU 3 ( MEAN y~ | y "NOTHING YO He—1I'd meet the most terrible dan- ger, sweetheart, to make you mine! She—You'll have a chance to when you meet mother, dear. ———————_ TANT POOR FSW ROSSI wa \F ARE GOING TO PULL OFF A a = MICKIE, RUN OVER TO SIM Ee Td [ow ve. QOZZLES ON QUEEN STREET-THEN) IS AN OLE WEDDING tome AN), SHOCKS : 1sked 00 | _. — Si A LOY OF FUSS S k Millinery write to= insoniam ¥. arre Tombs rch, Canon Dubar , has found the lost of Navarre in the f Lescar, a village The oldest part of uilt in the Twelfth WEDDING OVER “THERE “THIS NOON AND WANT A REPORTER TO LL BUST ‘EM ONES Y AWMBON TRIES YO WSS ME, Jo NECK. WITH PIE 'N CAKE BLY THEY ANY OF A GROOM was HE ARE 2 ” \ NEVER QUOWED LPY ~ “Just a Song at Twilight” WRITE YY VP NOTHIN “© WATE Every i Hust have day, FER (W' PAPER chs Taking on Responsibility “1 shall say nothing but what I be- lieve to be absolutely true,” said Sen- ator Sorghum. “But,” said the practic: you stop to verify every how are you going to 1 friend, *if statement 1d time to make a speech ?’'—Washington' Star, Age Wife—There was a poor woman here today after old clothes, Husband—Did you give her any? Wife—Yes; 1 gave her that ten- the roof collapsed, year-old Sa of yo! rs and that dress me, the lo on of b boughi inst Weed. The cathedral is JUsT THINK OF Both Peacemakers Him GOQIN' TO ALC Policemun—I1 found them clutching taphs are intended . Thay TRovecs ORE no ha : true -made reputations, TTT = : . € CAN J 5 TO 00 oF a Wo werch't | z when es MAYBE IM ONLY ) BELIEVE Me. oe 1X4 Ser LIKE ME I rt hig ; Wear A MUTT, pu? 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