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- “I told my son that he was not giv-
ing enough attention to the classics,”
remarked the conscientious parent. “I
reproached him for not knowing the
difference between the Iliad and the
Odyssey.”
“Was he properly apologetic?”
— : mf : Ss ee “Not at all. He said nobody could
rere Sette emp ep -— — ——— - — . know everything, and asked me if I
Jif : knew the difference between crystal
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again?”
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Miss Cayenne. “If that is really true,
no little thing I can say will prevent
him from seeing me, even if he has
l desert resortof the Wesg to pick a lock or climb a tramsom.”—
roe & Chaffey Washington Star.
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° Edwin—Don’t you believe me, dear-
est, when I tell you that you are the
= only girl I ever loved?
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/ nearly as nice as it would be to know
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Just ask for Bulletin 64
By Charles Sughroe
© Western Newspaper Union
WELL, SHE SURE
WOZ A NDBLE WEDDING, BOSS!
I'M FULL CLEAR LP TO TW
30DEE INSTITUTE
305M. Broad St, Phil, Pa. MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL
so New York and Brooklyn —
He Fails to Recognize the Story of the Year
\WHADDA, NOU 3
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He—1I'd meet the most terrible dan-
ger, sweetheart, to make you mine!
She—You'll have a chance to when
you meet mother, dear.
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TANT POOR FSW
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ARE GOING TO PULL OFF A
a = MICKIE, RUN OVER TO SIM Ee Td
[ow ve. QOZZLES ON QUEEN STREET-THEN) IS AN OLE WEDDING tome AN), SHOCKS
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WEDDING OVER “THERE “THIS NOON
AND WANT A REPORTER TO
LL BUST ‘EM ONES
Y AWMBON TRIES YO WSS ME, Jo
NECK. WITH PIE 'N CAKE
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WRITE YY VP NOTHIN “© WATE Every i Hust have day,
FER (W' PAPER chs
Taking on Responsibility
“1 shall say nothing but what I be-
lieve to be absolutely true,” said Sen-
ator Sorghum.
“But,” said the practic:
you stop to verify every
how are you going to
1 friend, *if
statement
1d time to
make a speech ?’'—Washington' Star,
Age
Wife—There was a poor woman
here today after old clothes,
Husband—Did you give her any?
Wife—Yes; 1 gave her that ten-
the roof collapsed, year-old Sa of yo! rs and that dress
me, the lo on of b boughi inst Weed.
The cathedral is JUsT THINK OF Both Peacemakers
Him GOQIN' TO ALC Policemun—I1 found them clutching
taphs are intended . Thay TRovecs ORE no ha : true
-made reputations, TTT = : . € CAN J 5 TO 00 oF a Wo werch't | z when
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you do ag ml SEE ONE Hon a Fosuil 0 HE Dame
ine, Shake —_— “You're all run down—my advice is
Sem the than that you give up ge 1 W 1 g
rywhere. a good long rest at the oflice.”—Happy
| 0 Magazine
ens a Dog’s Best Pulled in Two Ways
First Motorist—Do you know that
Ease Friend motoring has increased my appetite
dckage anda Fools Vy wonderfully ?
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Ease, Lo Roy, N. ¥. g ERCY CROSBY re so sure. I can't afford to
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