Ana Nothing Happened feodeoesdeofeaededrefeaestefecle sede ofe ole Jeafesls ofesfesde oe i THE IMPRESSION } * i: WE LEAVE } 3 $ & By THOMAS ARKLE CLARK 3 2 Dean of Men, University of 3 3 Hlinois. # TDD DPD Poole fe dose ofl foods HAVE often wondered what my father used to think ot the im pression he made upon me when as he sometimes ¢id. he su! down to talk to me upon serious matters and to advise me. He did not do this often, but it was seriously done when he andertonk §t. and sincerely | | sat quite impassive as he talked. 1 made no reply. } did not enter into the discussion at all. and | gave no indication thar his words were fall ing _apop anything but very stony ground. } imagine he thought: “Well, the boy is hopeless any way; youth goes its own road re gardless of the advice of age. so why talk longer.” That is about what | wanted him to think, but in reality | had great respect fer his suggestions. | valued them then and ! value them even more highly today. J had rhe feeling which mest youths have of not want ing to give the impression that | cared much for whai was being said to me. I was walking down Michigan ave. nue one rainy morning not long ago when | was hailed by a friendiv voice from a ear on the beulevard “Where sire you going? the voice inquired. ang then “Let me rake you" It was Payton whom 1 had not seen for ten years or so—in fact not since FOR OUTDOOR SPORT A most becoming costuine tor sport «events is this horizontally striped skirt with a jersey sweater as worn iby Alice White. First Naticnal player A narrow uel is worn along with a felt hat of vagabona lines. © Western Newspaper Union THE PATTON COURIER Russian Explorers -:- Find Mou Washington. — A range, bigger thea has been discovered by Russian ex- plorers in an almost unknown terri- tory in Sibera, hitherto believed to be nothing more than & rolling plain ac- great mountain the Caucasians, cording to informuiion just received here, It lies in northeistern Yakutsk, a WHY, AINT THAT HER OM ™' VERANDY? SURE 'NUF o£ gl _— SEE? [4 BUB, Y'KNOW WHAT HAPPENS 1D BOYS WHO DON' TELL TH! “TRUTH? WO! YOU CANT SCARE ME = I'VE TOLD THREE FIBS ALREADY IN AY LIFETIME ! he had graduated from college vy ton had had his ups and downs in college. His path scholastically and woerally had not always been as straight as | could have wished ahd I had more than once counseled him He tucked me into the runabout and we started down the street toward my destination. “Where've you been since {| ast saw you?" 1 inquired fe had been everywhere it seemed to me—he is an engineer—in South America, in Nicaragua, in the Canal Zone. and ne had had a most interesting and profit able experience. Now he had come hack to a different sert of civilization He told his story well, and we parked at the side of the street until forgot my errand down the Sal I almost street. “Do you remerniber,” he asked me as I was leaving him, “that you used to give me a good deal of advice when the fact States Pittsburgh. Pa.— Recalling thut each year United army air service pilots come to grief several on the rugged mountain slopes in the vicinity of Uniontown, Pa.. scientific investigation to determine whether a deadly airplane menace hangs over that section is to be undertaken by the Pennsylvania State Aeronautical comission. The investigation is to be made in connection with the work of survey ing and routing new airplanes across the Keystone state. In years gone by. when Langit field Moundsville, svas the midway s:ation on the model airway hetween Dayton. Ohio, and Washington, the «all and winter was a usual period for crashes in the mountain Almost niiraculously tne pilots of army planes escaped death one year, when there were no less than nine valugble ships hauled from the mountain recesses as wrecks after the pilots had lost con trol Many airmen assert that a myster!- ous threat to flying men lingers over sections of the high ridge which sep arates the seaboard from rhe vast con rirent to the west. They point to the deaths of Pilot E. R. Emory of Neward, Ohio, and William D. Zollman. mechanie, of Frederickstown, Ohio, who were killed when their plane. modern in every respect, crashed. Both men tried to jump, but had no time. Their broken bodies were found beside their wrecked plane in the mountain forest. And the pilots point also to a fact known to dwellers in the moun that there are certain spots avoid in their flight. Even in spring and autumn migrations, sections, long tains; birds the Find Throws New Philadelphia. — Rich “im treasures, and strewn with bodies of musicians, servants and gold-bedecked women of the harem who accompanied their master in death, one of the most re markable graves found thus far in Ur of the Chaldees, hus been discov- ered by the joint archeological expe dition of the University of Pennsyl- vania and the British museum, a report just received. The grave is unlike others excavat- ed in Ur, writes (. Leonard Woolley. director of the expedition, and has provided definite information new to science as well as affording material for far-reaching theories concerning Says the history of civilization. The body of the king was not found but presence of the bodias of more than a score of men and women wha household, of that there constituted the king's fers proof, Mr. Woolley in the fourth millenium B. C., were practiced in Mesopotamia burial whieh ia usSserts, rites and ceremonies about ter tradition is silent and archeologists hitherto kpew nothing. A megnilicently decorated and harp. gold and silver vessels, an exquisite toilet set, and various other chariot treasures yielded by the grave serve to illustrote the e traordinary degree | Light on History of material civilization which Mesopo- tawia enjoyed more than 5,000 years ago, says the report. Excavation of the grave, which closely followed upon that of the grave of Mes-Kalam-Dug, a royal prince, was accomplished only after considerable time had been spent in uncovering an area some 40 feet by 17 feet. afeoge Jefe of sfeofoofonfosfe sete fe fo oJoote oe oe oe of of feof 0 oe of 3 o> % DIPPING INTO % * SCIENCE x 3 3 ERR RIRRAT RARE dbl - Why Acoustics Are 3 3 Important 3 * Sound travels out in spher % &% dcul waves from a speaker 01 % musical instrument at the speed 3 dof 1,120 feet per second at or x dinary temperatures—the ap i proximate speed of a bullet 2 Where acoustics are “bad’ in a 3 - building sound will reflect back ® & and forth about thirty times a & * second between walls forty feet * &% apart, 3 % (DD 1928 Western Newspaper destooloafoafofoofo ote sf tooo oe of fe le oy ol oe ie al fo into) os : Ww also an undergraduate? | wa ed vou to think then that | gave ttle heed to it. and | Know you theught that the case. You were quite mistaken. I knew you were right, and 1 followed your advice though | wanted to ‘make you think otherwise. I've heen in the worst holes in rhe world but 1 want gou to know that I've kept clean Den't be dis couraged ; you mike more of an im- pression on us than you think.” Hammond dropped in at homecom ing. tle had been a very arrogant. conceited fellow in college, ahle but tactless. “You tried to teach me to be a lit fe more tactful,” he said, “ana | guess you theaght you failed Well I'm learning. You really did make a dent on my thick skin though ft seemed not at the time,” And if | do, then yon can. too. (©). 1928 Western Newspaper [Tnion.) I was Wis some of Will Investigate Airplane Menace when the - birds generally fly in a straigth airline, they detour from these suspected areas. There may be a key to the condi tiens when it is established why mo- toristg traveling the National or Lin- coln highways over the “Big Fellow” suddenly find their motors stalled There seems to be a peculiar atmo sphere “in spots,” unbalanced air prob ably, or that condition which all re search in physics seems to disprove— an atmospheric vacuum. Aviators may have this same motor trouble over the mountains, it is point- ed out, and they talk of the Pennsyl- vania ridges as of “bad lands” or, in the vernacular of the “bad clouds.” A number of de- pendable in every way have crashed in the mountains—they just have dropped. What did the death in the they realize in air, as machines who looked face, What did the hurtling flash of their descent in their helpless, slip- ping planes? If any in that instant comprehended the cause of the disas- ter, the Knowledge died with him, None who fell over the mountain lived to disclose it. aviators, see? HAWAIIAN BALL STAR The Lai, student who has been signed up by photograph shows William 1 former University of Hawal, John McGraw, manager of the New York Giants. Lai. known as “Buck” hus plaved baseball several years. He Is thirty-two years old and will be tried o=t as third basep un. $250,000 Smuggled in Child’s Teddy Bear Gleiwitz, 1.500.000 zloties (Polish national currency), or about 0,000, were smuggled in a large Teddy bear will be teld in the courts at Kornigshorte, Karl Kessler, a Polish postal em ployee, is charged with having stolen the money frem a mail train. He is alleged to have handed it to a mar- ried couple named Cieslik. The “toty bills were sewed inside a Teddy bear, with which their little boy rold to play while crossing the frontier by train into Germany. In this way they hoodwinked the customs officials, bur «t Offenbach, where they tried te change the zloties into other currency the Ciesliks were arrested. as were Kessler’'s brother and a numboy of accomplices on the German I'olish Germany.— How wus horder. i x. 3 NRRTRRNRRRET RRR RLLTNRNR* John William Harreld. : of Pueblo Culture | A Las Cruces, N. M,—Remains 3% | % of an ancient pueblo ruin have J # been discovered here marking sk % what is believed to be the far ¥ * thest point south that true New sk Z Mexico pueblo culture extended x The ruin is located on the old * Ranks Farm Children Above Those City Bred Wellington, N. Z.—Farm children are superior to city-reared children, says a national report on a survey of the physical growth and mental at- tainment of the boys and girls of New Zealand. Superiority of farmers’ chil- dren was most pronounced at the age of thirteen. The survey included 20,000 town and country children ranging in age from ten to fourteen, and was carried out by Dr. Ada Paterson, director of the health department’s division of school hygiene, and Dr, E. Marsden, assistant director of education, Grouping the boys and girls in ac- cordance with the fathers’ occupations, the investigators ascertained that the children of the farmers were tallest being closely followed by those of pro- fessional men, Regarding weight, it was shown that farmers’ children were markedly heavier than the aver- age, the difference increasing with age, while the children of professional men, though above the average in height, showed no excess in weight. NEWCOMER TO SENATE Most homas, recent photograph ot Elmer the new United States sen- itor frem Oklahoma. He succeeded EHRIRRRLHERRLRRHRRRRRRREX - 8 Pet Rats Frolic With Farmer in Homestead Keene, N, H.—Pet rats share his home with George A. Hall, a ntain Range farmer of Surry, and the ro- little known region containing unex- dents have become so friendly plored areas larger than France. | they wili eat out of his band The district was tound to be moun- and follow him about the house, tainous and to be part of a great Hall has a regular feeding range that trends from the Arctic pluce for them in his kitchen None of them seem to mind his presence, but when a stranger enters the pets scamper to hid- ing places. *e : coast, east of Lena river, southwurd and eastward. | This range, with an estimated length of more than 600 miles and a greater width of nearly 200 miles. is perhaps the last great mountain range of the world that had remained un- discovered. It has been named in hon- or of M. Cherski, a Russian geologist who explored parts of Siberia. Where it is cut through by Indigirka river the Cherski range comprises nine mountain chains, whose highest | summits reach more than 10,000 feet. The party passed some of the gorges by rafting down the river but found others impassable and had to make long detours over the mountains. Because of the unexpected rough- ness of the district the exploration consumed much more time than was anticipated and the party was over- | LIVES FIVE YEARS - WITH LONE WOLF Indian Youth Found Existing in Primitive State. real life is adjusting himself to civi- lization after living for five years in the mountains with only a wolf for a companion. He is Sin Roba, a nine- teen-year-old Indian, fused to return to the Indians who drove out his father. Youth Gerbed in Undies World Is 75,000,000 Years Old, Says Professor | Berkeley, Calif.—How old is the | world? Kisses Buxom Policeman About 6,000 years, according to the | New York.—When Francis Flynn account in Genesis. { was arraigned before Magistrate More than 75,000,000 years, accerd- | mith in West Side court, the caarge ing to three University of California entered against him was disorderly scientists, who have just returned | conduct. but it was really for larceny from a geologic survey in Arizena, | that pe spent three days in jail, being Utah The and Colorado. California unable to pay an alternative $10 fine, | He had stolen a kiss afd the story | theft w told rather vehe- professors—C. L Camp, paleontologist; S. C. Pepper of | of the | the philesophy department, and | mently by the kissee and complainant, | James P. I'ox, geolovist—studied the | patrolman William Kearney of the | deep gorges of the Grund canyon and | west Sixty-eighth Street station. As | the peculiar geologic formations of he told it hc glared at Flynn, who | Arizona's Painted Desert. | appear&l in court wearing a Dghtee- | Three fragmentary phytosaur | man’s uniform coat, a pair of ill- skulls, which they brought back with fitting blue trousers and a pair of | them, fix the age of the world at more | shoes much too large for him, than 75.000.000 years, the professors | «] corner,” | { was standing on the | contend. | sald Patrolman Kearney, “when this | The skulls, furthermore, according | —this—defendant dashec, up to me, to the discoverers, show that even at | wearing only lightweight underwear, Ruins Mark Spread x trail known as the Jornado del Muerto, “Journey of Death,” so called by the early Spanish con- LED quistadores because of the dangers both from thirst and 3% from Indians encountered in SNM Se A crossing it. Archeologists believe that at 3 some remote period communal x houses rose to a height of two or more stories on the site 3 marked = today only by low mounds and adobe walls level with the surface of the ground. KX XXX x Ne 3.30. 30. that somewhat remote age the process of evolution and hugged and kissed me.” “Kissed you?” asked the court. was at work. | | “Yes, your honor,” replied the blush- ing Kearney. “He actually Kissed me.” | “What do you mean by going — | around kissing policemen?” asked the When love sets | . up turning to Flynn, the tasks the Ia “All 1 remember,” said Flynn, “is berer never thinks | 4.0 | went to a party in that neigh- of demanding short. borhood last night and possibly I left er hours, | my clothes there.” “1 didn’t mean to offend the officer,” he explained. “I'd rather you had taken a pass at 110 Billion Interest on British War Debt | oir ten me, or even kicked me,” said Mr. London.—Before the British War | pearney. “No one—no man, I mean debt is paid the present generation | _ s.unk or sober, is going to kiss me and its descendants will have pid on the public ‘street and get away $110,000,000,000 in interest alone, .ac- y SG with it.” cording to Philip Snowden, former la- bor chancellor of the exchequer. “It would take a man more than | EHlyrf Lip Forbids Kiss; 700 years to count it at the rate of a | 4 ee Se 3 NS Ne He Noe Ne Ne Ne Se Ne Ne Se NN SN NE NS x Ne 3 32. RRRERRTXERXXLXLELLRX TRLXX Latest in Airplane Designs Doctor Rumipter ot Germany. renowned designer and builder of arp nos and his latest model of a plane which Fhis giant will be four planes in one, will have Len wotors aud a wing sored of 310 few, $5 bill per second,” he said. Court Gives Damages Paris.— Lost were appraised at 40,000 francs recently by French i courts, Such damages were awarded Madame Marie Laparcerie, a writer of note, upon a showing that she was unable for months to kiss her children | because her lip. injured in an auto- | mobile accident, pained her too much | | when she tried to bestow the maternal kisses | | kiss. y | Madame Laparcerie lost her suit in | the lower courts when her claim wus { | bused on a scar on her breast that she felt would prevent her from wear- ing low-cut evening gowns. The “kiss” | plea, ou her appeal, moved the court and she won her case, Bowlder Crashes Through Home, Children Sleep On Pontardawe, Waules,—Three sound sleepers live in this litile Glamorgan | shire village. They are the children lof Mr and Mrs. Harry Jenkeus. When a 10-ton bowlder, speeding | | down a 150-foot hill. crashed into their | | home and bounded through bathroom | { and kitchen, the three children con- | tinued to dream. They did not awake until their par ents rushed in, expecting to tind them dead. No one was hurt. go] will be built for transoceanie fi this Millions rely on HILL'S to end colds in a oy and ward off Ul Grippe and F remedy for you. Be Sure ili 7 Ee CASCARA 7. QUININE Get Red Bex 2358 with partraa Sour food causes Bad Breath ‘This digestive treatment stops bad breath, gas aing, belching. First: Fat simpler foods, allow- ng digestive system to improve. d: Stimu~ late better digestion and bowel regu- Jarity by taking Chamberlain's £8 Tablets for one week. They £3 arouse healthy digestion, get ro- The youth lived on an Apache reser- | | taken by heavy snow before returning. vation in New Mexico unili he was fourteen years old, when his father FHEERARRRRR RRR RRR RRL RRA vas banished from the tribe because 3 . % | of smallpox. The son elected to go a Turk, 154, Looking 4 x with his father, as did an old squaw. * for Twelfth Wife * They went to the mountains, which % Constantinople.—Zaro Agha, % extend from New Mexico to southwest- x who claims to be one hundred 3 ern Texas. The Tather, very ii 3001 ¢ fifty-four years old, is about to = | dled, and the Indian woman died soon * take his twelfth wife. > afterward. The boy buried them and % The self-styled longevity s% | faced ‘primitive life alone. % champion of the world is recu- X He obtained food by picking wild % perating from a slight illness in x | berries, and by killing fish and ani- x a Constantinople hospital and 3X mals with a spear made by fastening * the aged Kurd asserts that his s | a sharp flint rock on a long pole. The x recovery would have been much x | boy caught a wolf cub, tamed it, and * more rapid if it had not been | taught it to help him hunt. % for the visits of his “old wom- ¥ | Recently, after wandering to the x an,” whose age of ninety-eight * Rio Grande, the young man was taken % has begun to make her a bore X | from his primitive world by officers : and a burden to the sprightly x | who found him sitting naked on the x centenarian. He vows he will & | river bank. He was brought to = divorce her as soon as he is re- ® | Wichita Falls, but he refused to eat < leased from the hospital ‘and cooked food or to sleep on a hed. He ¥ has offered his hand and heart | rebelled against clothing, but finally * through the Turkish press to x i aceepted it. Z any moderately pretty and 3 Sin Roba had learned Spanish while x young woman. ; 3k on the Apache reservation in New t This is the first time that the % | Mexico, and it was in this language k old man has been a patient in a 3% | that he revived his power of speech to 4 hospital. Despite this. tempo- Z | tell the strange story of his experi- % rary illness, he is still so stal- %'| ences. He was then taken to a state x wart that he plans soon to re- % | hospital, where physicians pronounced i turn to his job at the city hall. % | pim “an unusually bright fellow.” + where he is head doorkeeper, > The youth is now trying to learn a 3030 0 N20 30 37 37 3 80 3 33 3 3 TAA A ARwaRS the ways of white men. 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As for why it is cal explain as vear in whi February LI week and fi: but one to t year before, are exactly and others 1908, are le Mr. Webs explain how become the affected by bers’ “Book what he say February (January be into the R Pompilius, Vv to twelve of has been © month, perh noted want phere) of WwW able to the fall on it avoidable fo of having, day less thi to consist © say, he arr: only jtwent, leap years; of a day bet it was to ha here for con chose to ad gust, that t should not joyed by si he took it f least spare twenty-eigh our own { for the ref being neces each centur the ordinal four, it ag: ruary to b prived if years and ¢ and will in Since 19 is a leap ye for rejoicil cause the back its 2 cause girls to wait iI marriage I can take ¥ able hands by custom doing a b Just wh giving worl posing dur It may d: — Mr. Mas Christmas manner & woman. “These never goil “Everyho( their ewn nity.” He pai that Mrs
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