THE PATTON COURIER 24 page EE OK 1 colors; how our home at 7 laying per- utiful AK FLOOR over old worn floors. 7 Adds resale value. If you 7 build or remodel, don’t 4 fail to write for free 7 books and suggestions. LOORING BUREAU Building CHICAGO The BABY | FINNEY OF THE FORCE PyF.0. Aland Proof Enough ~: 0 NO, I NOT EN HE DOESNT KNOW op SAY Bs I JusT GAT KICKED \ PREXY RAMDIGEY ANYTHING, THAT OL BUNNY !-- HE WAS LARNIN o.B A, KICKED out eu |- AH SURE, AINT YE2- ASHAMED: LOIKE 2 OUT OF COLLEGE AND CANT THINK UP A FAST ONE To TELL THE DIDNT HAVE CAUSE JUST CAUSE HES GOT A LOT gy DAYGREES To DROP ME - HE oF LETTERS AFIER HIS ; \ Py, DOESNT KNOW PALF NAME /- WHAT DOES THAT : Go 2 1» PROVE, T ASK YoU 4 \ Coe THE STORY ~ RE REE ado Why do so many, many babies of to- day escape all the little fretful spells THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborne Too Comfortable and infantile ailments that used to A . CH =] 1 Y@ by Western Newspaper Solon) worry mothers through the day, and Sr] 598 keep them up half the night? OF COURSE rl If you don't know the answer, you IM JUST GETTING ° haven't discovered pure, harmless Cas- You ALL COMFY SO / toria. It is sweet to the taste, and You CAN STUDY Yours — sweet in the little stomach. And its NEW SALESMANSHIP Rs J UH-HUH + WHAT'S WRONG 2 + RUN OVER YOUR ALLOWANCE ALREADY 2 OW WELL w- LETS SEE - wm. THE ART OF SELLING MUST PRECEDE THE ACT ! - concenTRAToN on THE FINE POINTS - HORO-BREDZAR LOOK HERE pearl. i YouR SLIPPERS -YouR /E AND Our breeders are bred for high egg production. Leghorns, p Rocks, R. I. Reds, Anconas, Minorcas, Orpingtons, Wyan- dottes. 12¢ and up. 100% e delivery guaranteed. Post- . Member International Chic Write today for FREE Chick Book. RY, 215 Northampton, BUFFALO, N.Y. JRDER BUSINESS about $10,000 to invest im gentle influence seems felt all through the tiny system. Not even a distaste- ful dose of castor oil does so much good. Fletcher's Castoria is purely vege- table, so you may give it freely, at first sign of colic; or constipation; or diarrhea. Or those many times when you just don’t know what 4s the mat- ter. For real sickness, call the doc- tor, always. At other times, a few drops of Fletcher's Castoria. The doctor often tells you to do just that; and always says Fletcher's. Other preparations may be just as pure, just as free from dangerous drugs, but why experiment? Besides, the book on care and feeding of babies that comes with Fletcher's Castoria is worth its weight in gold! } already established. Prefer knowledge of medicine. A uch person. EY INVESTMENT CO. t Business Brokers. Bldg. - Cleveland, O. Col. Lindbergh's Beautiful Historical Biography, 11x14 delivered. One dollar value. ling. W. Kochler, 160 Park gentswanted. Specialprices, ‘'VELOPES WITH FLAGS s. $1 to $5 paid if stamp tnvelopes bought used be- Richmond, Cold Springs,N.Y, od producing Rabbits for 8 and price list for stamp, Exch.,, Skaneateles, Fy lace Vanishing elsh as a distinct and od with its culture, litera- will be practically out the next 50 years, is of students of Welsh ‘hey point to figures 1 Wales teday there are Irish and Scotch than 1, Cardiff, with 250,000 ing only 45,000 native s estimated that only 1e population of Wales Children Cry for and write Welsh, s 14 Tn; 3 (@ Difference & /l 1 ay you're coming out 4 fas \ m i CU A doctor. 01 of 1 (aL / Lif 0000) pal! NSS 2 1/48 id spats. A a | / TAT 1 AZUA fre WU miei im ", IHN I | diplomat instead of a | be well pleased; yet out the same thing. #.% Kill Rats i ©O5H, | YORGOT I JAN Without Poison ~0o TURN IT A A New Exterminator that is a O OFF LAST 3 Absolutely Safe to use Anywhere? Will not injure human beings, livestock, dogs, cats, poultry, yet is deadly torats and mice every time. Poisons are too dangerous K-R-O does not contain arsenic, phose | Day! a cold. It may lead to: phorus, barium carbonate or any deadly Sreak up a cold withi poison. Made of powdered squillasrec~ HILL’S willd: it ommended by the U. S. Dept. of Agri. urs, waco; culture in their latest bulletin on *‘Rat four great requive- Control.” he cold ina the fever . Is, tones the Hill’s t red box to. st, 30c. Stops “Never saw anything work like it did. Weareordering from our Whole saler in our next order. It is not | necessary to say that we are pushe < he x Rg Huey's Pharmacy, rdinia, Ohio. 'S Colds TT ae 75c at your druggist; large size (four ful i 7 AA times as much) $2.00. Sent postpai de — Quinine SE JE Wie, direct from us if dealer cannot supply aff Ml, a Tura ——————————————————————— nd Enns : D e K-R- Jer 'S PROBLEM pany, Springfield, Ohio. ! : : Li i ii (Copyright, WRU.) : = : = Ke= R= _ Ee B aio : id i hg iy KILLS-RATS-ONLY MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL © ern Nowe im Shop Talk \rigy, [o NZ \ ( = = a al YE er child who is peevish t seriously sick. Many fothers say they al- vays keep a package of — ——————— other Gray's Sweet ’owders on hand for se when needed. They reak up colds, relieve 4 everishness, worms, To omic onstipation, headache, 7 ’ (Copyright, W. N. U.) Sagacious Silence Tr = “Whe id v av > {rs "> HEN OUR PRINT SHOP TURNS OUY ¢ tN ) Y BOSS SEZ HE KIN REMEMBER TH W hat did You say to the traffic cop eething disorders of 5’ 71h i = » = who arrested you? 0 2a toulen : lip fy 305 OF RTS, VE DOR == ¢ = “Nothing,” answered Mr. Chuggins. nd act as a tonic to 3 # Ba e=—===t—= | KJ” DURNEDESY ANGELS KIN PO a qually ood for older : NO MORE = BUT OUR BESY IS =) ———| BD veirhes. PRETTY DOGGONE GOOD, SO Fs WEVE BEEN TOLD Tolman 1D ‘EM A STATEMENT, AND NOW SOME “What did you say to the judge?” OF 'EM GIT SORE IF YA DONT “Nothing. If you try to put up a defense you get the worst of it for being a time-waster.” nt Free. Address, AY CO., Le Roy, N. Y. (ELLOGG'S A HM EDY d restless, sleepless quickly relieved and sing the remedy that sands of sufferers. The girl with dreamy eyes is usual- ly wide awake. = B &/ ene AINT HARDLY ARNTHING YA KIN SEND TH' DISTANT FRIEND THAT WILL PLEASE 'EM LIKE A I0 NEARS SUBSCRIPTION TO TH! (OLD HOME TOWN NEWSPAPER. A man can talk pretty stupid and get by with it if you like him. UR LIL WANT ADS ARENT TW HEAVY ARTILLERY OF BIZNESS, TO PUT OVER BIG DRIVES = NO, “THEY ARE TH' SNIPERS, AN' “THEM SURE KIN SNIPE OUT “TH' PERSONS THERE AVKED AT! BUDDING HUMORISTS SHOULD CUT TiS OUT AND PRACTISE LOOKING LIKE T= ALL HUMORISTS LOOK SAD BEGUL SHEN KNOW ALL | Te 1.00 at druggists. JOKES ARE OLD J > Ny 2in, write direct to: AMD “THERE KIN Soe | LYMAN CO., Inc., BE NO NEW ONES a t New York ' 7 ~~ Cg, NO | ‘ PEPis Con- free sample, | stipation. The foe of — | | constipationandthe p | | friend and ally of PEPis Wrights :25:Pills At Druggists or 372 Pearl St., N, Y, City. the cause tipation ow how to avoid consti= 4 npler foods, allowing di ove. Second: Stimulats { { 8 [HE BN x Y MY TEACHER GAVE ME THIS NOTE TO GIVE TO YOU, PAPA AN’ SHE WANTS AN DARE GO TO ScHooL AGAIN wiTHour AN ANSWER - LAN Answer. [| re Clancy A Apts Oy A 0 io) Ne pe go BEER © Quick Relief! A pleasant, effective syrup—35¢ and 60c sizes. And ex- ternally, use PISO’S Throat and Chest Salve, 35c. 2 “Help You A S “Sele win CC el 5 Kids He Also Was In Father's Own Hands ——————————————————— PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM RemovesDandruff-StopsHair Falling Restores Color and Beauty to Gray and Faded Hair] 60c. and $1.00 at Druggists. Hiscox Chem. Wks. Patchogue. N. Y.| | FLORESTON SHAMPOO-Ideal for nse in | connection with Parker's Hair Balsam. Makes the | hair soft and fluffy. 50 cents by mail or at “A | mista. Hiscox Chemical Works, Patchogue, N. ¥. AND L (CE JONAH ~TIMMIE GOT ENOUGH WHALING" TO LAST HIM THE REST OF HIS LIFE SO HERE ENDOETH THE FIRST (LESSON. W 3 RD aed 2 By PERCY L. CROSBY opr, by the McCinrg Newspaper Synd.cate A ALAA HOT A AE LAURA
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