DOES YOUR BACK ACHEf Backache Is usually kldneyache. There is only one way to remove the pain, you must reach the cause the kidneys. No better kidney remedy than Doan's Kidney rills. They perma nently cure all kid ney Ills. John C. Nolan, 173 K St., So. Boston, Mass., says: "I had backache, pains In my head, dizzy spells and urine scalded terribly. I doctored with physicians and finally went to C Hospital. In stead of growing better I grew worse and left the hospital entirely discour aged. Luckily I began using Doan's Kidney Pills and was completely cured. There has been no sign of kid ney trouble for five years." Remember the name Doan's. For sale by all dealers.' 50 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Huffalo, N. Y. Trying to Console. "My son," remarked the stern parent, "when 1 was your age I had very littlo time for frivolous diver sions." "Well," replied the young man, "you didn't miss much. Helleve me, this gay life isn't what It looks to be." NO TIME 10 LOSE. Bug Hey! 'Wait a minute, Mrs. Snail. Mrs. Snail I can't stop, now; I am going to town to do some Christmas shopping, and It's November now! STOMACH MISERY VANISHES Indigestion, Gas, Sourness and Dys pepsia Go and Your Stomach Feels ' Fine in Five Minutes. If your meals doit tempt you, or what little 7u do eat seems to fill you, or lays like a lump of lead in your stomach, or If yon have heart burn or a sick, sour, upset or gassy stomach, that is a sign of Indigestion. Ask your Pharmacist for a 60-ccnt case of Pape's Diapcpsin and take a little just as soon as you can. There will be no sour risings, no belching of undigested food mixed with acid, no stomach gas or heartburn, fullness or heavy feeling in the stomach, Nau sea, Debilitating Headaches, Dizzi ness or Intestinal griping. This will all go, and besides, there will be no undigested food left over in the stom ach to poison your breath with nause ous odors. Pape's Diapepsln is certain cure for out-of-order stomachs, because it pre vents fermentation and takes hold ot your food and digests it Just the same as, if your stomach wasn't there. Relief in five minutes from all stom ach misery is waiting for you at any drug store here in town. These large 50-cent cases of Pape's Diapepsln contain more than sufficient to thoroughly cure any case of Dys pepsia, Indigestion, Gastritis or any other stomach disturbance. He Couldn't See. Little Jack's father was the teacher ot the Sunday school class of which Jack was a new member. He had been told that as this was his first Sunday he would not be asked any questions but he must pay close attention just the same So, on the way home his father asked him who it was who killed Goliath. "I don't know, I was sitting on the back seat and couldn't see," was the ready answer. From Norman B. Mack's National Monthly. Twin Extravagances. "I don't suppose there Is anything' gets nut of date quicker than a wom an's hat ' ' "Unless It is a battleship." lYhat Mann Kye liemeriT Dwm to thn Ky- Is to lUilrttHh. Clt-Shhe, blrt'iifrttit-n and stimu late lliMiltbfnl I'lmihiUon. I'mruotlng Normal Condition. Tit Murine in roor Hyes. . . It isn't every ball player who can make a hit on the stage. RAW FURS THE OLDEST FUR HOUSE IN AMERICA. JOSEPH ULLMANN, 18-20-22 West 20th Street, New York Branch KstabllubmeiiU under SAME NAME at LKIPZIU, LONDON, JABIi4v Oernian Kngluid , Vnuue Buying and Rtlllnff represents 1 1 tp In ill In. fiorlant Fur Market ot the World, dtitrlbutlnf arh article where beat remit ti are obtained, en able us to pay- highest market prices tot raw fun at alt times. Our Raw Fur Quotations, Shipping Tags, ate., will be sent to an address on request. References: An Men-an tile Agenc r Bank. PLEASC MENTION THIS PAPER WHEN ANSWERMO- Wsntnll Ifonto MARVELOUS Invention. ndniCB AKIIhiO, fcolentllla dlsooTory. Lemand lanterns turn ooal oil Illumination into ausllKlik Large, poanUful, suwdr, whlu name, excellent brll Manor. No smoke, aineU, dirt. Nothing like It. Honoe- Uilni new. Larue nrudu. belli for lit oenu. agnnle waking bushel, or mnn-r, vt rite ns now. u, Basils lawn uunraai, iMft. aMea, vssa. J.ADT AOENTH WA KTKD Ladies wanted to o work tn spare time to repre&ent mannfautureft Experience not neacspiarj. On oommlaslon bast laltf JtUDOU'ii, JSdgewatsr, Wew Jelaar ixperlen elUfM. ft.-' ' .' iW4sLf't 1 1 -3g flrivW.IIjil' II lif! IE! 6 felt LONDON England. Manuel of Portugal, who is now domiciled at Wood Norton, the country home of the duke of Orleans, is still known as King Manual and is treated with all the respect due to royalty. Uefore long Man uel and Queen Amelie probably will set up their own establishment at Craycombe, an old house on the duke of Orleans' estate, perched on a hill among thick game woods. Though old and not very large, It Is charmingly situated. Queen Amelie knows the place well, for she lived there for a Bhort time before her marriage. Wood Norton Itself Is far from being palatial, but it is a large house and its royal pretensions are emphasized by the fleur-de-lis that appear everywhere about It. Its great gates once stood before the palace at Versailles. TO CHOKE A BORE Device Arranged to Protect New Yorker and Family. J. Montgomery Gubblns Makes Con trivance to Absorb Silly Chatter of Neighbor and Throw It Back at Her. New York. "See this funnel?" said J. Montgomery Gubblns the other af ternoon. He held up an ordinary tin funnel the kind grocery men keep near the vinegar barrel. "This funnel," continued J. Mont-, gomery Gubblns, without waiting for a reply, "contains my own arrange ment of violin strings and syphons and along this snout you see there Is a little keyboard. It will find any per son's 'note' and I call It 'the Gubblns Bilencer and word catcher.' "I was forced by. circumstances to Invent this contrivance for the protec tion of my family and my own peace of mlml. It happened this way: "The wife of our next door neighbor on the left of our Omaha home Is a bore. It was her habit before this," and he waved the funnel, "to call on us several times a week JuBt at din ner time. She always came to borrow something a cupful of sugar, a pint of milk or an egg. " 'Oh, I mustn't keep you from your dinner!' she would exclaim with a sniff. After declining an Invitation TIGHTS BREAK STAGE LURE Sixteen-Year-Old Girl Gives Up Her Aspirations to Be Star Taken to Her home, i St. Louis. Miss Isabel Embrey, six teen years old, who ran away from her home in Meridian, Miss., to go on the stage, was cured of her stage am bitions after dancing In tights for two nights In the chorus of a St. Louis theater. She forsook the footlights and fleshings for a prosaic job In a department store, and was tearfully willing to return home with her pa rents. They left with her the other day for Meridian. She said that she went first to Cin cinnati and played a minor part one night In the venerable drama, "East Lynne." As the ascent to a Btarship In the play proved more steep and difficult than she had expected, she left Cincinnati for St Louis. Father, mother and daughter had a reunion at police headquarters, and the girl cried as she told of her ex periences. She had been living at No. 3501 Morgan street, but gave her address as the Jefferson hotel, she said, to Impress ber girl friends In Meridian. , Sailors Rescue Seal Orphans. Seattle, Wash. The revenue cutter Bear, the last steamer to leave Bering sea, arrived here the other day, bring ing ten orphan fur seal pups, Whose mothers were killed by Japanese poachers. The pups, reared by sail ors on the Bear, will be sent to Wash ington, where experiments In feeding tbem will be made. Mother seals will feed only their own babies, but men on the Bear dis covered that If a ligament hampering the baby's tongue Is lanced tho teeth are available at once and the pup will eat fish. Freedom to Wed Demanded. Rome. A movement is on foot among the telephone girls of Rome to have abolished the regulation which forbids tbem to marry before they reach the age of twenty-eight years. Italian women reach their prime be fore they are twenty, and consider their chances of marriage greatly les sened by this government regulation. HOME OF EXILED KING IN to dinner she would take a few steps toward the door, then Btop and talk and talk and talk, and every few words she would remark that she just must go homo. "Courtesy forced my wife and mo to stand and listen to her. On these oc casions I could always hear the dinner cool off. "Things came to a desperate pass one night when we had a distin guished person from Clam Gulf dining with us. The neighbor was there and talked so long our dinner froze. Then there came a loud Bnap from the din ing room. Willie, my youngest son. was surreptitiously breaking an icicle from the chicken's wing. And the dis tinguished person got mad because he wanted to do the talking himself. "Dang! An Idea suddenly kicked me Into action. I rushed to the kitch en, snatched this funnel from the hands of the cook and ran to my work shop. Presently I emerged triumph ant. "Walking nonchalantly toward that talking female with the funnel held carelessly In my hand, I planted my self directly in front of her and pressed one of these keyB. The result was Just as I had planned. The wo man's jaw kept on moving, but she spoke soundless words, at least the only sound heard was the thud-thud of her words dropping like pebbles Into this funnel. 'T pressed another key. The woman USE DOGS TO Animals to Drink Water In Which Fish Live to Solve Cancerous Mysteries. East Portland, Me. Is cancer com municable through fish to human be ings? Through the1 establishment of a test bureau at the United States fish hatcheries here the government in tends to try and settle for all time this much mooted question. Dogs are to be used In the experiment. A half dozen little mongrels which will be enrolled as charter members ot the "cancer squad" have Just arrived, ac companied by I)r. Harvey R. Gaylord, director of the Gratwlck cancer labor atory at Buffalo, N. Y. The doctor litis achieved fame through his discov eries, that the laws of immunity ap ply to cancer. The dogs are to be fed on the best and most healthful sterilized food, have the best sanitary quarters and have a canine physician all their own. To appease their thirst they are only allowed to drink of a pond In which there are fish. These fish and the dogs, carefully tended, may thus be made to solve another of the great puzzles of the medical world. That Is, If the cancerous proclivities ot the fish are transmitted through the wa ter, then the dogs, it Is believed, will show it and prove that the danger of this disease Is ever present for hu man beings who drink water in which fish live. Prof. Charles G. Atkins, in charge of the hatchery, says: "We now have a number of dogs and expect shortly, to receive more, sent here to aid in investigating the cause of the throat disease known as goitre, which is" one of the 'numerous fyrms of cancer." That the cancerous disease affecting both dogs and fishes is similar in na ture has already been established. That It is identical remains to be demonstrated. Tho relation between the two has not yet been worked out, and that la just what the scientists want to learn, among other things. Dr. Harvey R. Gaylord, who is In charge of the experiments being made, wild: ENGLAND stretched her Jaws as wide open as she could, then her words began to roll from the funnel back into her mouth. When her mouth was full of words I pressed a third key. Then she ate her own words. "I kept this up until Bhe got a vio lent attack of indigestion and we had to send for the doctor. The medical man said but here's my train." BARS SALE BIRDS' PLUMAGE Aigrettes Cannot Be Sold by New York Milliners After July 1 Next by Statute. New York. The plumage of forty three specimens of birds formerly used to decorate women's hats can not be Bold by the milliners of New York state after July 1 next, accord ing to the annual report of the Na tional Association of Audubon Socie ties. The most important feature of a law recently passed by the state leg islature, the report continues, Is the prohibition of the sale of aigrettes. New York Is one of the three greatest centers for tho sale of aigrettes, the others being Paris and London. The aigrette is taken from the mother bird when nesting, and costs her life and the life of the young birds. The Audubon societies have been fighting for the protection of these birds for many years. The passage of the so-called plu mage bill will prevent the ubo of their plumage as well as that of most wild birds of the country and all the blrdB native of Now York state. SOLVE CANCER "The dogs do not contract tbe can cer from the fishes, it is believed, but by drinking water from the ponds where the Infected fish specimens swim." The United States government is at present taking under consideration the advisability of establishing a per manent station here where export ments In connection with cancer may bo made upon dogs in lieu of human beings. PIGEON DROPS ON STEAMER Exhausted Bird Joins Fishermen on Board Fishing Boat Angler Ten derly Cared for. New York. The fishing boat Angler went out to the banks for fish and came back with a pigeon. She had a big crowd ot amateur fishermen on board, and while steaming- about for a good place to drop lines John Voltz, a' deckhand, saw a pigeon flopping about in the gale as it wounded. The bird made a desperate effort to get to the Angler, and despite the fact that there was enough noise and hi larlty aboard to scare a tame cat, the bird gave no heed and dropped help less on the deck. Volts picked up the pigeon and put It in a box In the cabin. giving It water and oatmeal. The bird had an aluminum band on Its left leg, bearing the number "6." Capt. Al Foster of the Angler, said the owner can have the bird by prov ing his property. Tramp Secures Pies. Sharon, Pa. "Fire! Fire!" shouted a tramp at the home ot Rev. Thomas Barnes in Brookfleld township just as the family sat down to chicken din ner. Everybody rushed out Just In time to see the man disappear. An other man went in the back door, stole the chicken and two pies from tho table and fled before the family dis covered the trick. Congress In China In 1913. Peking. An Imperial parliament, the first in the history of China, will be convened in 1913, according to an offi cial edlot Issued the other day. When You Think Of the pain which many women experience with every month it makes the gentleness and kindness always associ ated with womanhood seem to be almost a miracle. While in general no woman rebels against what she re gards as a natural necessity there is no woman who would not gladly be free from this recurring period of pain. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription mahea weak women stroni and sick women veil, and Slvea them freedom from pain. , . It establishes regularity, subdues Intlam matlon, heals ulceration and. cures e male weakness. - Sick women are invited to consult as by letter, free. All correspondence strictly private and sacredly con fidential. Write without fear and without fee to World's Dispensary Med ioal Association, R. V. Pierce, M. D., President, Buffalo, N. Y. If you want a book that tells all about woman's diseases, and how to euro them at home, send 31 one-cent stamps to pay cost of wrapping and mailing enly, and we will send you a fret copy of Dr. Pierce's great .thousand - page illustrated Common Sense Medical Adviser revised, up-to-date edition, in handsome French cloth binding. When a girl exchanges photographs with a young man she nearly always gets the worst ot the trade. Mrs. Wlnnlow's Rimming- Bymp for Children leethliifr, Rnfti-ns tlmirumn, reiltieea Inflamma tion, ulluys pulit, tmres tvlud cullu, 5c a bottle. A bachelor gtiis' club Is an associa tion of wonieu who think they are more likely to get husbands by pre tending not to want them. Pneumonia and Consumntion lire ill- ways iin-ce'letl by an ordinary cold. Ilnm lins Wizard Oil rubbed into the chest draws out the inflnmmation, brenks up the cold and prevents nil serious trouble. Not a Solitary Exception. Professor Astrology teaches that a girl born In January will be prudent, good-tempered and fond of dress; 1n April, Inconstant and fond of Hostess In what months are girls born who ore not fond of dress? ProfeBsor In none, madam. Got Out of the Habit. "I see you have got a young mnn stenographer?" "Yes." "Don't you think a pretty girl stenog rapher adds a great deal to the at tractiveness of an office?" "I suppose she does, but I can't dic tate to a woman somehow. I s'pose It's because I have been married so long." I On the Senators. The . wit of Bishop Seth Ward amuses Nashville frequently. Bishop Ward, In company with two senators, came forth from a Nash ville reception the other day and en tered a waiting motor car. "Ah, bishop," said one of his com panions, "you are not like your mas ter. He was content to rldo an ass." "Yes, and bo would I be," Bishop Ward answered, "but there's no such animal to be got nowadays. They make them all senators." At the One Horse. Jere L. Sullivan, the head of the Hotel and Restaurant Employees' In ternational allitin.ee, said In Cincin nati, apropos of Labor day: "Our American hotels are better than they used to be, and for this bet terment my organization deserves no little credit. "We have today no such hotels as the One Horse of Tin Can, where. If you asked for a bath, they used to give you a shovel and tell you to go down to the hollow and dam the creek. "An English earl once visited the One Horse hotel. The landlord with out ceremony led him outside, point ed to a window on the fifth floor, and Bald: "'Thar's yer room.'" Kidding Worse Than Cutting. Tal kabout making good with your friends, a New Orleans man told cvorybody ho knew that he was going to Philadelphia for the dual purpose of seeing the world's baseball series and having a slight surgical operation performed. Reaching this city, he consulted a specialist, and was told that an operation was not necessary. "But, doctor," the New Orleans party urgently Interposed, "It must be done." "Why must It?" wonderlngly quer ied the surgeon. "Because," was the startling re joinder of the Southern man, "I told all the boys at home that I was going to hav,e an operation performed, and If I don't make good they will kid the life out of mo." Philadelphia Tele graph. HEALTH AND INCOME Both Kept Up on Scientific Food. Good sturdy health helps one a lot to make money. With the loss ot health one's Income Is liable to shrink, if not entirely dwindle away. When a young lady has to make her own living, good health is her' best asset. "I am alone in the world," writes a Chicago girl, "dependent on my own efforts for my living. I am a clerk, and about two years ago through close application to work and a boarding house diet, I became a nervous In valid, and got so bad oft it was almost impossible for me to stay In the office a half day at a time. "A friend suggested to me the Idea of trying Grape-Nuts food which I did, making It a large part of at least two meals a day. t "Today, I am free from braln-tlre, dyspepsia, and all the Ills ot an over worked and Improperly nourished brain and body. To Grape-Nuts I owe the recovery of my health, and the ability to retain my position and Income. Read "The Road to WeUville." In pkgs. "There's a Reason." Brer read the hove letter A stew one anpenra from tlsne ta time. They re erenulae, trne, nnsl full ef kmamaa Interest. "Lame Leg WelT" "I wish to say that I have used Sloan's Lini ment on a lame lee that has given me much trouble for six months. It was so bad that I couldn't walk sometimes for a' week. I tried doctors' medicine and had a rubber bandage for my leg, and bought everything that I heard of, but they afl ,did me no good, until at last I was persuaded to try Sloan's Liniment The first application helped it, and in two weeks my leg was well." A. L. Hunter, of Hunter, Ala. Good for Athletes. Mr. K. Gilman, instructor of athletics, 417 Warren St., Kox bury, Mass., says: "I have used with great success in cases of ex treme fatigue after physical exer tion, when an ordinary rub-down would not make any impression." Sloan's Liniment has no equal as a remedy for Rheu matism, Neural gia or any pain or stiffness in the muscles or joints. Ptlc9S,25o.lE0o.&'1.00 Rlonn's bonk on homes, cnttlf. nhncp nml poultry sent free. Acldreis Dr. Earl S. Sloan, Boston, Mans.. U. 8. A, The Public Parks of San Antonio surpass, in number and acreage, those of any city of similar size in the world. Something of the old Spanish. love of fountains, rare foliage and flowers is expressed in these parks and in the garden squares, places and private grounds throughout the city. But it is the climate that is by far the most attractive feature of San Antonio. Cloudless skies: dry, invigorating air, altitude and splendid natural drainage all combine to make a climate as nearly perfect as can be. Most of each day in winter months can bo spent outdoors in healthful recreation. 'In Bunny Pan Antonio" -a beantifnl lllustrnteil booklet nliont tMscitrof thouanillPllirhtfilUurpriesirlll(rlT you mien Uteauf SunAntutilo'sattrao tireuess. Benil for It toUajr It's free. W. S. ST. GEORGE. Cta'l Psu. Ait. M. K. & T. Rr. iftj Vf ST. LOUIS The difference remember this it may save your life. Cathartics, . bird shot and cannon ball pills tea spoon doses of cathartic medicines all depend on irritation of the bowels until they sweat enough to move. Cos carets strengthen the bowel muscles so they creep and crawl naturally. This means a enre and only through Cascarets can you get it quickly and naturally. SM Cascarets 10c box week's treat- Eent. All drusrbists. Blsaest seller tbe world million boxoa a monia. ilWIfloFMANAllI! West but tf flsrisi-AsHrica's larbt Caress. COrnifts, Crsptfniit and Veastablts set $)00 to $1500 per scie two lo three crop per Jssl Bo drought, so rreezek no extreme heat. (LQuick Irsssponaboa. low freight rates fet Easkaa and Nonhns market! rii 3. A. L. Rr. Cisatructira booklet free Dow. AtUnMI ot. OTniis., OtNrnsL Imoustmai. Aacprr. ui ujuwe r.4UNORFOLH,VA. THE BEST MEDICINE for Coughs h Colds SIOAM'S. LMMEII Tr''Tr'it.sslsnl U- fx nN I if"-
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