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Like all of Libby'i Food Products it ii care fully cooked and prepared, ready to-serve, in Ubby's Great White Kltohen- the cleanest, most scientific kitchen in the world. Other popular, ready-to-serve Libby Pure Foods are: Cooked Corned Beef Peerless Dried Beef Veal Loaf Evaporated Milk Baked Eeans Chow Chow Mixed Pickles Write for free booklet, "How to make Good Things to Eat". Insist on Llbby'B at your grocers. Ubby, McNeill A Ubby Chicago tv. Mo Hatter what Liver or Bowel medicine yoo are using, stop it now. Get a lOo box week's treatment of CAS CARETS today from your druggist and learn how easily, naturally and delightfully your liver can be made fo tuorJk, and your bowels move every day. There's nets fife in every box. CASCARETS are nature'a helper. You will f he difference! SSS CASCARETS ioc a box for a week'a treatment, nil druggists. Biggest seller in the world. Million boxes a month. Soil Cultivation. Cultivation of tho soil Is not merely done- to kill weeds, but it Is a mois ture conservator; It makes the soil more porous, so that the plant roots more easily penetrate in search of plant food. In time of protracted drought the cultivator should be kept going whether there are weeds or not. ARTIFICIAL EYES LARGEST STOCK. LOWEST PRICES. EUGENE HEARD & CO. Optoesetriits, 70S Peaa Ave., Pittsburgh. iTOILET ANTISEPTIC NOTHING LIKE IT FOR TUP XFITTU P1"16 nv dentifrice l" I I al in cleansing, whitening and removing tartar from the teeth, besides destroying all germs of decay and disease which ordinary tooth preparations cannot do. TUF Iflmmj Paxtine used as a mouth t ft & IV1 IJ U 1 11 wash disinfects the mouth and throat, purifies the breath, and kills the germs which collect in the mouth, causing sore throat, bad teeth, bad breath, grippe, and much sickness. THF FYFQ when inflamed, tired, ache I nt Cm I bd uid bum. may be instantly relieved and strengthened by Paxtine. fATHPRU Paxtine will destroy the germs UA I Mrknn that cause catarrh, heal the in flammation end stop the discharge. It is a sure remedy for uterine catarrh. Paxtine is a harmless yet powerful Eermicide.diimfeclant and deodorizer. Jsed in bathing it destroys odors and leaves the body antiseptically clean. FOR LE AT DRUG STORES.50C. OR POSTPAID BY MAIL. LARGE SAMPLE FREE! THE PAXTON TOILET CO.. BOSTON. MASS P. N. IT. 28, 1909. If Hfnlrted wttti weak ore, aae Thompson'sEyeWatei 7 rrarMJ fsrjy products THE BIRTHPLACE OF CRICKET A granite monolith was recently unveiled at Hambledon, a little vil lage In Hampshire, to mark the ac tual birthplace of English cricket. The Hambledon men Invented cricket a century and a halt ngp, and In cele bration of their exploit a Hambledon team has been playing All England. Twelve famous cricketers from the All England team came down to play and to witness the unveiling of the monolith, an cvrnt scheduled to be brought off by Dr. W. 0. Grace, the dean of English cricketers. Time passed, but the doctor did not appear, smwMr. m& tank I X. X Vt' t' E I ii !TiSt.l ,y-IT.3nsWS --'-J-i.' The Granite Monolith Erected nt Hambledon, England, to Mark the Birth place of English Cricket On the Left Is the Old Bat and Ball Inn. and at midday a telegram was re ceived saying that he would shortly arrive on the train. The train drew In, and a burly, bearded man was seen at the window of a first-class carriage. "Dr. Grace!" cried a delighted por ter, waving his hand as a welcome to Hambledon Festival. The bearded, broad-shouldered man cheerfully waved his hand In recognition of the salute and alight ed. His ticket was taken by an obse quious and highly gratified collector. All the cabs and carriages were at the cricket ground. The only vehicle In the yard was waiting for a well known hunting man. He heard the cries, "Grace Is here," and then "There he Is," and at once placed his carriage at the disposal of the distinguished arrival, and In com pany with a photographer, who was waiting for a chance to snap the great cricketer, drove him to Broad Hair penny Down. ' Hambledon village was a-flutter with flags and bunting In honor of the famous match nnd as the carriage passed tho word spread that Dr. Grace was the smiling gentleman with the enormous beard. Each time cricket was mentioned, however, the "Doctor," with great modesty, switched off the conversa tion suddenly. He talked of fishing, shooting anything but cricket or himself. When Broad Halfpenny Down was reached the driver hurried down to Inform Mr. C. B. Fry, the captain of tho Hambledon team, that Dr. Grace had arrived. The moment Mr. Fry saw the newcomer, however, his eyes twinkled. It was not Dr. Grace at all, but lils double. It was discovered later that Dr. W. G. Grace could not conic, owing to other engagements. The double sub sequently wrote a humorous letter of appreciation to the London press. The granite memorial, which faces the old Bat and Ball Inn, where the Hambledon cricketers have always met, bears the Inscription: This Marks the Sit of the Ground of the Hambledon Cricket Club. Circa 1750 1787. ' " " " "'' ' ' ' ' ' ''' A MUSICAL INTERIOR., Iff kw rm mm iimm w Cissy "What makes Jimmy howl like that?" Tommy "You'd make a noise, too, If you were as full' of fiddle strings." Sketch. t F-iruenig cricketers In flannelf, blaz&i'jfi and caps passed In silent pro cession round the base of the tablet, upon the occasion of Its unveiling, In silent homage to the obscure founder of the Illustrious game. From Harper's Weekly. Useful Notes. The late Rev. Henry Codman Pot ter" greatly objected to the use of notes. At one time ho was address ing a number of young theologians on the Importance of not being too closely confined to a manuscript. By way of Illustration he told the follow ing anecdote about a clergyman who V4 WmiE X EE.P, fA?ttx tr-( in was called upon to ofllclate at a fu neral: "When the minister arrived at the town where the deceased had lived he had Just time to make a few in quiries about his traits and achieve ments, the results of which he noted on a memorandum. His eulogy at the service, as reported, was about as follows: " 'Our dear brother, whom we mourn to-day, was a man of rare character and ability. He had the mental capacity of a' referring to his notes 'Daniel Webster, the tact of a' again consulting his memo randa 'Henry Clay, the pertinacity of a' another reference 'Ulysses S. Grant. We can only mourn him with profound and sorrowful regret now that he has gone to meet his' an other reference to his notes 'God.' " Judge. House Camliestick in Brass. The subject of the drr.wlng Is a handsome ornament, largo and weighty, Intended as a stationary piece on shelf or mantel; it Is too heavy to be carried about bb a bed room light. It comes In either brass or red lacquer. The match box is attached to the side. Vogue. An Impending Culmiilty. Miss Smith' "You must remem ber that children have their uses, If only to perpetuate your name. Now, when I die, I'm afraid the name of Smith will die with me." Sketch. 7 OF LIFE THE WESTERN TALE. I love the "Western" fiction tcifc They print in Gotham innirazincs; Tho girl is never from tho West, But bred on Boston pork and beam; She'a visiting a Utnh jny And weda a cowboy lust from Yalej They hasten back to old Broadway 1 dearly love a "Western" talc. P. R. Bettinon, in Life. ONE OF NATURE'S SKYSCRAPERS Teacher "What Is the highest form of animal life?", Schoolboy "Tho giraffe." Uni versalis! Leader. WON'T WORK. "He Is full of brilliant schemes." "Yes, and they're Just like he is." "How's that?" "They won't work." Houston Post. THE MALIGNED COOK. "Does your cook ever sneak your gowns to wear?" "No. AVhy, she wouldn't even pa tronize my dressmaker." Louisville Courier-Journal. N VERY SIMPLE. "Docs It require any special system to get to be a hundred?" "Oh, no. All you've got to do Is Just keep on living." Louisville Courier-Journal. DURING THE HONEYMOON. "Hubby, I want to wear my thin shoes in the rain." "Well, dovey?" "Tell me I mustn't." Louisville Courier-Journal. . THOSE MISSING ARMS. Venus was telling her friends about her missing arms. "I lost them in a revolving door while trying to attend a sale of peach basket hats," she whispered. Chic ago News. NO WONDER. Barber (rather slow) "Beg par don, sir, but your hair is turning bit grey." Victim "Shouldn't wonder. Look at the time I've been here." Chicago Dally News. PROSE VS. POETRY. The Sentimental Girl "April Is my favorite month. I wish It would last forever!" The Practical Man "Same here, j I havo a note coming due on the 1st I of May." Judge. UNRELIABLE INDICATIONS. "Foreign travel Is very Improving," said the studious girl. , "Yes," answered Miss Cayenne; "although you can't always tell where a person has been by the pictures on the post cards he sends home." Washington Star. APPROVED. He "Is everything r?ady for our elopement?" She "Quito ready." He "And not a soul knows about It?" Sho "Only my husband."--Young's Magazine. TAUNTING HIM. "Archibald," said the poet's wifo, "I saw a poem that brought $500." "Gracious!" exclaimed her hus band, excitedly. "What paper was It in?" "No paper, dear; It was In n mill iner's window." Chicago News. GROWN CAUTIOUS. "Why don't you never brag no more about the cold winters you've kuown, Jabez?" "I got to looking over a file of weather reports, nn' they proved by Aggers that every winter averages about tho same." Loitlsvillo Courier-Journal. DEFECTIVE LOGIC. "Of course, the greatest minds are Bometimes wrong," Bald the charita ble person. "Yes," answered Miss Cayenne, "but that fact Bhould not encourage people who are always wrong to think they have great minds." Washing ton Star. TIME TO GET INFORMATION. "John," said Mrs. Nagget, "I've of ten wondered why you snore so." "I don't know," replied Mr. Nas get. "You'll have to ask me." "I'll have to ask you? What do you mean?" "Ask me some time when I'm snor ing." Catholic Standard and Times. EXPLAINED. Mistress (making an unexpected raid on tho kitchen) -"Who is this, Mary?" Mary "JI me b -other, please m." Mistress "Indeed! But ho doesn't resemble you in the lea;t." Mary "No'm! But wo was re markable alike before 'e 'ad 'is beard shaved off." The Sketch. OUR FUNNY LANGUAGE. . Teacher "What are antonyms?'- Pupil "Words which aro directly opposite In meaning." Teacher "Give an example." Pupil ".'Up' and 'down.'" Teacher "That Is correct. Now compose a sentence making use of them." . Pupil "Selnj the light ahead, the engineer, was sorely puzzled whether to slow up or slow down." St. Louis Post-Dispatch. f MERRY SIDE New Airship. London. A mysterious and closely locked shed near the largo public school at Wokingham has recently giv. en rise to rumors of an airship under construction. Investigation has now confirmed the report. Tho airship proves to be a flying machine con trolled by a rudder. It has no gas bag, and Is driven by a petrol engine. The shape Is that f an elongated cigar with the ends telescoping upon the center. When extended tho length of tho machine is 140 feet. It Is 20 feet wide and 31 feet high. Electric light is generated and among other features of the airship nro selfbalanc ers and hammocks. The trials wlli soon commence. Tho tnventor Is un derstood to be dn touch with the mil itary authorities. HANDS RAW AND SCALY. Itched nnd Burned Terribly Could Not Move Thumbs Without Flesh t'mckiiiK Sleep Impossible Cutifiiru Soon Cured Eczenin. "An itching humor covered both my hnnds nnd got tip over my wrists nnd even up to the eibows. The itching and burning were terrible. My hnnds got nil scaly nnd when I scratched, the surface would bo covered with Misters and then get raw. The eczema got so bad that 1 could not move my thumbs without deep cracks an penring. I went to my doctor, but his medicine could only stop the itching. At niRlit I auflVred so fearfully that I could nnt sleep. 1 could not bear tn touch my hands with water. This went on for three months nnd I was fairly with out. At last I Rot the Cutictirn Hpmeliei and in a month i was cured. Walter II. Cox, 10 Somerset Pt., Boston, Mass., Sept. 2.", 1008." I'otter DrtiK & t'heni. Corp., Solo Props, of Cuticura licmcdics, Boston, M.isa. IZ Fiphting Fruit Pests. Eternal vigilance, as well as good planting and cultivation, Is necessary for success In growing fruits or vege tables or even shrubbery. Every year seems to develop some new pest or blight or other obstacle. The conflict would bo hopeless to many if it were not for the efficient nld ren dered by such governmental activities as the State and Federal departments of agriculture. The bulletins of both may be had usually for the asking, and many a discouraged lover of growing greens things will llnd in them reasons for his failures and easy, cheap, certain direction for defense. Pittsburg Post. Better than iroltl Like it in rnlor- llam lina Wizard Oil -the best of all remedies for rlieumntism. neuralgia, and all pain, soreness and inflammation. The Richest Indian. The last of the famous Pablo herd of buffaloes were lately taken .from the Flathead Indian reservation, Mon tana, to the Canadian National park, east of Edmonton, Alberta. M. Pablo, tho former owner of tho herd, is un doubtedly the richest Indian on the continent, for ho has vast herds of horses nnd cattle, aside from the more than COO buffaloes which he sold to tho Canadian government nt $223 each. He and his family will also havo some of (ho chWccst hinds of (lint fertile region when tho Flathead reservation Is thrown open for settle ment In September? -1909. None of the Pablo family seems to havo extrava gant tastes of a desire to see the world, nor are any of the children the equal of M. Pablo in business matters; so one cannot, but wonder who in tho end will benefit by Pablo's accumulated wealth. Some of his clvili:;ed des cendants, however, may yet be the Astors or the Vnnderbilts of the red race. Leslie's Weekly. One Way to Get Rain. l ast summer tho Sicilians suffered from drought. The peasants imnlor ed heaven fur rain, but without effect. Saint Sebastian was besought, but he seemed indifferent to the temporal wants of the people. Some one on the present occasion has hit upon a novel Idea, and when the statue of the saint was carried In procession they stuck In his mouth a bit of fish : tho hardest nnd dryest that they could find.. It now remains to be seen whether this procedure will have the desired cfTect. London Globe. In California the main shaft of tho North Star ni.no nt Grass Valley Is down WOO feet on tho vein, which has a dip of 2S degrees, so that, the maxi mum vertical depth Is onlv 2.0S0 feet. Charms Children Dsiigfcss Old Foliis ffr - - - : ins m v. r M Indian ' -H-i"'.urolted "MEMOIRS OF DAN BICE," Tffiat CLOWN OF OUR DADI& I At Lnst, There Is on Sale """M Brimful of Anierirnn Hunaaw. ' Any bookseller will tell yosj Uaastl the constant' quest of his cnatoaausa Is for "a book which will make bbhi laugh." The bookman Is wnieMb to reply that the race of AusutJusf humorists has run out and eoatle mJ erature is scarcer than funny ptaya A wide sale is therefore predicted tar the "Memoirs of Dan Rice," tksi Clown of Our Daddies, written ta Maria Ward Brown, a book tutv anteed to make, you roar with baqejfc ter. The author presents to the pub lic a volume of the great HMttVW most pungent Jokes, comic baraagaaau caustic hits upon men and manmmu lectures, anecdotes, sketches hT m&A venture, original songs and vmttem effusions; wiso and witty, rwfowa satlrlcnl, atnd sentimental sayings sr the sawdust arena of other days. These "Memoirs" also rontaln aserlea of adventures and Incidents aKeraat lng from grave to gay; destrtptl scenes nnd thrilling events; tfc reav ord of half a century of a remnrtzttte life, In the course of which the sub ject was brought into contact srttk most of the national celebrities of tt) day. The book nbounds In anecdote, humorous and otherwise; and It af fords a clearer view of the bmbta mysteries of show life than any a. count heretofore published. OM1 Ota Rice, as the proprietor of the famtaj "One Horse Show," was more at m national character than Artetsnam TT 1 .1 1LI. , ... l wuiu, unu una vuiume cuniarasi humor which made the natloa even while the great Civil War This fascinating book of 609 beautifully illustrated, will be postpaid to you for $1.60. Adatasaj book ruousning House, 134 street, New York City. Soured on Spring. "He's a confirmed pessimist" "As to how?" "Always buys a fur overcoat the advent of spring." LovfnftVjs Courier Journal. Mrs. Winslow'a Soothing Syrup forCMfaak teething;, softens thegums.rcilucesmnai tion, allay pain, cure wind colic, 2cafa The Easiness of Death. It is as natural to die as It to le live and as easy. Practically all thai distress witnessed as taking plate in the act of dying is the automate Ha gue struggle against dissolution, asast is not recognized by the indivicftnS who seems to be acutely saftnaag. Occasionally in the delirium at lewee. in uremia and other Intoxications, aa certain of the brain degenerations wit nessed In old age, there is aa oMfta- ation or happy, peaceful calm that pervades the final scene. It mm feasr. debated in medical circles wbIArr tr not there was a reliable test Serr death. Indeed, the tissues alwajs sa- vivo tho departure of the vital for a longer or shorter time. A cle will contract to the electrte tent for a considerable time after Aa eye Is dull, the Intellect a cSRsesl book, the soul on its way. Tie basr grows palpably after death. Of there ate some exceptions, but I basr not seen such a taking off, aixt I a state candidly that of the many mores of deaths that I have witnessw. ha . nearly all of them the main actor at the last moment was not conscJnus ? what was going on. Dr. E. U. Kejsra In Harper's Magazine. Southern Chivalry. Tho leisurely chivalry of fUm oWt South still lingers. In FlorMa ata branch of tho state letjlslatnn? bats passed a bill requiring that wbna asn automobile meets any other Kisat off vehicle "tho chuffeur shall stoaj, out to one side, and If a lady vr tkf! be driving the team the cbaaJtViw shall get out and help same hf w<t their horses, mules, oxen or fciftMM.'' Chicago Post. Two Points of View. Mr. ninlis Ah, here is ntttne story in the paper of a man enmar'i ting suicide because his hwie axHt happy. Mrs. Hinlis (Icily) Dors the artirhp say If It m.ide his home hapn'ttT? E date snv it did. New York WorW. - oasiie The crisp, delicious, golden-brown food, made of Indian Cora- A tempting, teasing taste distinctly differ ent all it's own. "The Taste Linim" Sold by Qrocars. Popular pkj., 10c. Lsrge Family slza, tSc Postum Cereal Co., Lt& Battle Craak. Mis. A V
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