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THE BIRTHPLACE OF CRICKET
A granite monolith was recently
unveiled at Hambledon, a little vil
lage In Hampshire, to mark the ac
tual birthplace of English cricket.
The Hambledon men Invented cricket
a century and a halt ngp, and In cele
bration of their exploit a Hambledon
team has been playing All England.
Twelve famous cricketers from the
All England team came down to play
and to witness the unveiling of the
monolith, an cvrnt scheduled to be
brought off by Dr. W. 0. Grace, the
dean of English cricketers. Time
passed, but the doctor did not appear,
smwMr. m& tank
I X. X Vt' t' E
I ii !TiSt.l ,y-IT.3nsWS --'-J-i.'
The Granite Monolith Erected nt Hambledon, England, to Mark the Birth
place of English Cricket On the Left Is the
Old Bat and Ball Inn.
and at midday a telegram was re
ceived saying that he would shortly
arrive on the train. The train drew
In, and a burly, bearded man was seen
at the window of a first-class carriage.
"Dr. Grace!" cried a delighted por
ter, waving his hand as a welcome to
Hambledon Festival.
The bearded, broad-shouldered
man cheerfully waved his hand In
recognition of the salute and alight
ed. His ticket was taken by an obse
quious and highly gratified collector.
All the cabs and carriages were at
the cricket ground. The only vehicle
In the yard was waiting for a well
known hunting man.
He heard the cries, "Grace Is here,"
and then "There he Is," and at once
placed his carriage at the disposal of
the distinguished arrival, and In com
pany with a photographer, who was
waiting for a chance to snap the great
cricketer, drove him to Broad Hair
penny Down. '
Hambledon village was a-flutter
with flags and bunting In honor of the
famous match nnd as the carriage
passed tho word spread that Dr.
Grace was the smiling gentleman
with the enormous beard.
Each time cricket was mentioned,
however, the "Doctor," with great
modesty, switched off the conversa
tion suddenly. He talked of fishing,
shooting anything but cricket or
himself.
When Broad Halfpenny Down was
reached the driver hurried down to
Inform Mr. C. B. Fry, the captain of
tho Hambledon team, that Dr. Grace
had arrived. The moment Mr. Fry
saw the newcomer, however, his eyes
twinkled. It was not Dr. Grace at
all, but lils double.
It was discovered later that Dr. W.
G. Grace could not conic, owing to
other engagements. The double sub
sequently wrote a humorous letter of
appreciation to the London press.
The granite memorial, which faces
the old Bat and Ball Inn, where the
Hambledon cricketers have always
met, bears the Inscription:
This Marks the Sit
of the Ground
of the
Hambledon Cricket Club.
Circa 1750 1787.
' " " " "'' ' ' ' ' ' '''
A MUSICAL INTERIOR.,
Iff kw rm
mm iimm w
Cissy "What makes Jimmy howl like that?"
Tommy "You'd make a noise, too, If you were as full' of fiddle
strings." Sketch. t
F-iruenig cricketers In flannelf,
blaz&i'jfi and caps passed In silent pro
cession round the base of the tablet,
upon the occasion of Its unveiling,
In silent homage to the obscure
founder of the Illustrious game.
From Harper's Weekly.
Useful Notes.
The late Rev. Henry Codman Pot
ter" greatly objected to the use of
notes. At one time ho was address
ing a number of young theologians
on the Importance of not being too
closely confined to a manuscript. By
way of Illustration he told the follow
ing anecdote about a clergyman who
V4 WmiE X EE.P,
fA?ttx tr-(
in
was called upon to ofllclate at a fu
neral: "When the minister arrived at the
town where the deceased had lived
he had Just time to make a few in
quiries about his traits and achieve
ments, the results of which he noted
on a memorandum. His eulogy at
the service, as reported, was about
as follows:
" 'Our dear brother, whom we
mourn to-day, was a man of rare
character and ability. He had the
mental capacity of a' referring to
his notes 'Daniel Webster, the tact
of a' again consulting his memo
randa 'Henry Clay, the pertinacity
of a' another reference 'Ulysses S.
Grant. We can only mourn him with
profound and sorrowful regret now
that he has gone to meet his' an
other reference to his notes 'God.' "
Judge.
House Camliestick in Brass.
The subject of the drr.wlng Is a
handsome ornament, largo and
weighty, Intended as a stationary
piece on shelf or mantel; it Is too
heavy to be carried about bb a bed
room light. It comes In either brass
or red lacquer. The match box is
attached to the side. Vogue.
An Impending Culmiilty.
Miss Smith' "You must remem
ber that children have their uses, If
only to perpetuate your name. Now,
when I die, I'm afraid the name of
Smith will die with me." Sketch.
7
OF LIFE
THE WESTERN TALE.
I love the "Western" fiction tcifc
They print in Gotham innirazincs;
Tho girl is never from tho West,
But bred on Boston pork and beam;
She'a visiting a Utnh jny
And weda a cowboy lust from Yalej
They hasten back to old Broadway
1 dearly love a "Western" talc.
P. R. Bettinon, in Life.
ONE OF NATURE'S SKYSCRAPERS
Teacher "What Is the highest
form of animal life?",
Schoolboy "Tho giraffe." Uni
versalis! Leader.
WON'T WORK.
"He Is full of brilliant schemes."
"Yes, and they're Just like he is."
"How's that?"
"They won't work." Houston
Post.
THE MALIGNED COOK.
"Does your cook ever sneak your
gowns to wear?"
"No. AVhy, she wouldn't even pa
tronize my dressmaker." Louisville
Courier-Journal.
N VERY SIMPLE.
"Docs It require any special system
to get to be a hundred?"
"Oh, no. All you've got to do Is
Just keep on living." Louisville
Courier-Journal.
DURING THE HONEYMOON.
"Hubby, I want to wear my thin
shoes in the rain."
"Well, dovey?"
"Tell me I mustn't." Louisville
Courier-Journal. .
THOSE MISSING ARMS.
Venus was telling her friends
about her missing arms.
"I lost them in a revolving door
while trying to attend a sale of peach
basket hats," she whispered. Chic
ago News.
NO WONDER.
Barber (rather slow) "Beg par
don, sir, but your hair is turning
bit grey."
Victim "Shouldn't wonder. Look
at the time I've been here." Chicago
Dally News.
PROSE VS. POETRY.
The Sentimental Girl "April Is
my favorite month. I wish It would
last forever!"
The Practical Man "Same here, j
I havo a note coming due on the 1st I
of May." Judge.
UNRELIABLE INDICATIONS.
"Foreign travel Is very Improving,"
said the studious girl. ,
"Yes," answered Miss Cayenne;
"although you can't always tell where
a person has been by the pictures on
the post cards he sends home."
Washington Star.
APPROVED.
He "Is everything r?ady for our
elopement?"
She "Quito ready."
He "And not a soul knows about
It?"
Sho "Only my husband."--Young's
Magazine.
TAUNTING HIM.
"Archibald," said the poet's wifo,
"I saw a poem that brought $500."
"Gracious!" exclaimed her hus
band, excitedly. "What paper was It
in?"
"No paper, dear; It was In n mill
iner's window." Chicago News.
GROWN CAUTIOUS.
"Why don't you never brag no
more about the cold winters you've
kuown, Jabez?"
"I got to looking over a file of
weather reports, nn' they proved by
Aggers that every winter averages
about tho same." Loitlsvillo Courier-Journal.
DEFECTIVE LOGIC.
"Of course, the greatest minds are
Bometimes wrong," Bald the charita
ble person.
"Yes," answered Miss Cayenne,
"but that fact Bhould not encourage
people who are always wrong to think
they have great minds." Washing
ton Star.
TIME TO GET INFORMATION.
"John," said Mrs. Nagget, "I've of
ten wondered why you snore so."
"I don't know," replied Mr. Nas
get. "You'll have to ask me."
"I'll have to ask you? What do
you mean?"
"Ask me some time when I'm snor
ing." Catholic Standard and Times.
EXPLAINED.
Mistress (making an unexpected
raid on tho kitchen) -"Who is this,
Mary?"
Mary "JI me b -other, please
m."
Mistress "Indeed! But ho doesn't
resemble you in the lea;t."
Mary "No'm! But wo was re
markable alike before 'e 'ad 'is beard
shaved off." The Sketch.
OUR FUNNY LANGUAGE.
. Teacher "What are antonyms?'-
Pupil "Words which aro directly
opposite In meaning."
Teacher "Give an example."
Pupil ".'Up' and 'down.'"
Teacher "That Is correct. Now
compose a sentence making use of
them." .
Pupil "Selnj the light ahead, the
engineer, was sorely puzzled whether
to slow up or slow down." St. Louis
Post-Dispatch.
f MERRY SIDE
New Airship.
London. A mysterious and closely
locked shed near the largo public
school at Wokingham has recently giv.
en rise to rumors of an airship under
construction. Investigation has now
confirmed the report. Tho airship
proves to be a flying machine con
trolled by a rudder. It has no gas
bag, and Is driven by a petrol engine.
The shape Is that f an elongated
cigar with the ends telescoping upon
the center. When extended tho length
of tho machine is 140 feet. It Is 20
feet wide and 31 feet high. Electric
light is generated and among other
features of the airship nro selfbalanc
ers and hammocks. The trials wlli
soon commence. Tho tnventor Is un
derstood to be dn touch with the mil
itary authorities.
HANDS RAW AND SCALY.
Itched nnd Burned Terribly Could
Not Move Thumbs Without Flesh
t'mckiiiK Sleep Impossible
Cutifiiru Soon Cured Eczenin.
"An itching humor covered both my
hnnds nnd got tip over my wrists nnd even
up to the eibows. The itching and burning
were terrible. My hnnds got nil scaly nnd
when I scratched, the surface would bo
covered with Misters and then get raw.
The eczema got so bad that 1 could not
move my thumbs without deep cracks an
penring. I went to my doctor, but his
medicine could only stop the itching. At
niRlit I auflVred so fearfully that I could
nnt sleep. 1 could not bear tn touch my
hands with water. This went on for three
months nnd I was fairly with out. At last
I Rot the Cutictirn Hpmeliei and in a
month i was cured. Walter II. Cox, 10
Somerset Pt., Boston, Mass., Sept. 2.", 1008."
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Fiphting Fruit Pests.
Eternal vigilance, as well as good
planting and cultivation, Is necessary
for success In growing fruits or vege
tables or even shrubbery. Every
year seems to develop some new pest
or blight or other obstacle. The
conflict would bo hopeless to many if
it were not for the efficient nld ren
dered by such governmental activities
as the State and Federal departments
of agriculture. The bulletins of both
may be had usually for the asking,
and many a discouraged lover of
growing greens things will llnd in
them reasons for his failures and easy,
cheap, certain direction for defense.
Pittsburg Post.
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The Richest Indian.
The last of the famous Pablo herd
of buffaloes were lately taken .from
the Flathead Indian reservation, Mon
tana, to the Canadian National park,
east of Edmonton, Alberta. M. Pablo,
tho former owner of tho herd, is un
doubtedly the richest Indian on the
continent, for ho has vast herds of
horses nnd cattle, aside from the
more than COO buffaloes which he sold
to tho Canadian government nt $223
each. He and his family will also
havo some of (ho chWccst hinds of
(lint fertile region when tho Flathead
reservation Is thrown open for settle
ment In September? -1909. None of the
Pablo family seems to havo extrava
gant tastes of a desire to see the world,
nor are any of the children the equal
of M. Pablo in business matters; so
one cannot, but wonder who in tho end
will benefit by Pablo's accumulated
wealth. Some of his clvili:;ed des
cendants, however, may yet be the
Astors or the Vnnderbilts of the red
race. Leslie's Weekly.
One Way to Get Rain.
l ast summer tho Sicilians suffered
from drought. The peasants imnlor
ed heaven fur rain, but without effect.
Saint Sebastian was besought, but he
seemed indifferent to the temporal
wants of the people. Some one on the
present occasion has hit upon a novel
Idea, and when the statue of the saint
was carried In procession they stuck
In his mouth a bit of fish : tho hardest
nnd dryest that they could find.. It
now remains to be seen whether this
procedure will have the desired cfTect.
London Globe.
In California the main shaft of tho
North Star ni.no nt Grass Valley Is
down WOO feet on tho vein, which has
a dip of 2S degrees, so that, the maxi
mum vertical depth Is onlv 2.0S0 feet.
Charms Children
Dsiigfcss Old Foliis
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"MEMOIRS OF DAN BICE," Tffiat
CLOWN OF OUR DADI& I
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Brimful of Anierirnn Hunaaw. '
Any bookseller will tell yosj Uaastl
the constant' quest of his cnatoaausa
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laugh." The bookman Is wnieMb
to reply that the race of AusutJusf
humorists has run out and eoatle mJ
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A wide sale is therefore predicted tar
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Clown of Our Daddies, written ta
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lectures, anecdotes, sketches hT m&A
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These "Memoirs" also rontaln aserlea
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Soured on Spring.
"He's a confirmed pessimist"
"As to how?"
"Always buys a fur overcoat
the advent of spring." LovfnftVjs
Courier Journal.
Mrs. Winslow'a Soothing Syrup forCMfaak
teething;, softens thegums.rcilucesmnai
tion, allay pain, cure wind colic, 2cafa
The Easiness of Death.
It is as natural to die as It to le
live and as easy. Practically all thai
distress witnessed as taking plate in
the act of dying is the automate Ha
gue struggle against dissolution, asast
is not recognized by the indivicftnS
who seems to be acutely saftnaag.
Occasionally in the delirium at lewee.
in uremia and other Intoxications, aa
certain of the brain degenerations wit
nessed In old age, there is aa oMfta-
ation or happy, peaceful calm that
pervades the final scene. It mm feasr.
debated in medical circles wbIArr tr
not there was a reliable test Serr
death. Indeed, the tissues alwajs sa-
vivo tho departure of the vital
for a longer or shorter time. A
cle will contract to the electrte
tent for a considerable time after Aa
eye Is dull, the Intellect a cSRsesl
book, the soul on its way. Tie basr
grows palpably after death. Of
there ate some exceptions, but I basr
not seen such a taking off, aixt I a
state candidly that of the many mores
of deaths that I have witnessw. ha .
nearly all of them the main actor at
the last moment was not conscJnus ?
what was going on. Dr. E. U. Kejsra
In Harper's Magazine.
Southern Chivalry.
Tho leisurely chivalry of fUm oWt
South still lingers. In FlorMa ata
branch of tho state letjlslatnn? bats
passed a bill requiring that wbna asn
automobile meets any other Kisat off
vehicle "tho chuffeur shall stoaj,
out to one side, and If a lady vr tkf!
be driving the team the cbaaJtViw
shall get out and help same hf w<t
their horses, mules, oxen or fciftMM.''
Chicago Post.
Two Points of View.
Mr. ninlis Ah, here is ntttne
story in the paper of a man enmar'i
ting suicide because his hwie axHt
happy. Mrs. Hinlis (Icily) Dors the artirhp
say If It m.ide his home hapn'ttT? E
date snv it did. New York WorW. -
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