"Kidney Ailment I want every neraoo who goffer wit any form of Sidney aliment, no matter Wow many remedies tln-jr nave fried, no matter bow many doctor tboy bare con sulted, no matter hew aerloua the caae, to give Munyon a Kidney Remedy a trim, loo will te astonished to eeo bow quickly It rellerea all pains In the back loins snd rrolns caused by the kidneys. Ton will be snrnrlsod to sea bow quickly It reduces the swelling la the feet snd lers, slso pnfllnens under tho eyes, after tlinr a few doses of this remedy. Von will be delighted to -e the eolor return ing; to your cheeks and feel the thrill of rigor snd rood cheer. If your t'rlno Is thick or milky, if It Is pole nr.d foamy, if It eontnms sediments or brickil'iet. If It Is highly colored or has on offensive smell, If yon urrnnto frequently, yon shnnld per sist In taking; this remedy until nil symp toms dlnrppenr. We believe this remedy has cured more serious kidney ailments than all tho Kidney medicines that hare been compounded. rrofoi"or Munyon be lieves that the terrible denth rate from Brljrht's Disease and Piafoetes Is urmce senary and will be greatly reduced by this remedy. Go at once to your druirglst and purchase l bottle of Munyon' Kidney remcilv. if t falls to give satisfaction I will refund four money. Munyon. For sale by all druggist. Price 23c. I.AND-IRRIOATi:n-I.AlilB. Perpetual water rights, one water, productive soil, mp failures unknown. 60 tmsheli wheat per acre. M to i tons alfalfa. Healthful climate, tree timber. tmn eur. Write now. LWWOOD LAND CO., look Spring, Wyoming. Guarantee of Deposits. Whatever differences of opinion may exist concerning the propriety or expediency of government guaran tee of bank deposits, It cannot be de nied that the experiment Is proving Tery popular in the States whice have adopted guarantee laws. An official statement Issued last week, covering twelve months of the operation of such a law in Oklahoma, shows con clusively that the national banks, which are not embraced In the opera tion of the law, are sufTerlns an alarm ing Iobs of patronage, their deposits showing a big decrease, while there has been a corresponding increase in the business of the State banks. Wheeling Register. . TORE HIS SKI M OFF IN SHREDS Itching Was Intense Sleep Was Of ten Impossible Cured by Cu . tlcura in Three Weeks. "At first an eruption of small pustules commenced on my hands. These spread lota, ts tht-r nnrta nf mv hndv. find tllO itching at times was-intense, so much so 1 that 1 literally tore the skin on in snreus I X ..lr.'-, t;f Tko ntcfnl itehinff inter- I 'tit ctikim ivnvi. - J Bti. mv n-AT-V rrwiRiileenilv. and also icicu niW ' . - . - kept me awake nights. 1 tried several doe- tors snd also used a number ot umereni ointments and lotions but received prao- it., nA T,anfif Finnllv T settled down .va.j - j ---- -- to the use of Cuticura Soap, Cuticura Oint ment snd Cuticura 1'ilis, wun me resuiv that in a few day all itching bad ceased j J .i ... 1 Kfutl-J tm nil trmees BLDU lit iuqui miCT) " ...... " of my eruption had disappeared. I have bad no trpbuie t mis Kino, ajneo. a. Krutskoff, 5714 Wabash Ave., Chicago, 111, November 18 and zs, iwi. Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Prop. Vt VMVWUict '" ' 23 Uadt I Mpm RaH Hahlt. George, one of the fire department ttrsAa tn PpIIaviia. Kv.. hflft nCGUlred had bnKlta islnrA hpelnnlnff work for the city. He Is a confirmed chewer ot tobacco, taking a whole pack for Adv if he enii't cpt. the tn.hfl.eoo he will chew hats or paper. He ate patrolman tueu s nai tne omer nay ween refused a cnew ot toDacco. liri.Winslow' Soothing Syrup forCnildrea teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma tion, allay pain, cure wind colic, 23c a bottle. Few Americans In Cuba. A good deal has been said about the American Invasion of Cuba since Enanlsh rule was overthrown, but the census figures show the presence of only 6,713 people who are natives of this country. Americans compose only about 2.9 per cent of the foreign population, and they number about one In 800 of the entire population. Chicago Record-Herald. tUummailnn fSirrtt In si Dan Dr.Detchon'e Relief for Rheumatism ndi- Sally cure in lloa day, iia action is remark able. It removes at once tbe cause and the disease immediately disappears. First do) greatly benefit. 73c and $1. At druggist Knocked Her Own Cooking. A fev,.' evenings ago a party of la dies were discussing the virtues of their husbands. "Mr. Singleton," said one ot them, alluding to her spouse, "never drinks and never uses violent language indeed, he has no bed hab its." "Doesn t he Bmoke?" a woman asked. "Tea; he likes a cigar lust after he has eaten a good meal. But really, on an average, he doesn't smoke more than once a monh!" rmiaaeipnia inquirer. WONDERFUL RESULT. Gravel and Kidney Trouble ot Years' Standing Cored. Theodore Ott, R. F, D., No. 2. Elkton, Md., a large property owner. says: "Six years ago a fifthi in the back almost toppled me over. My back got weak and ached most of tbe time, Sediment in the urine changed to small grains and then gravel began to cause terrible painful attacks. I lost 9 pounds, and as specialists did not help me I grew despondent. I thought I would try Doan's KMiey Pills, and can't eipress my delight at nnamg they beiped me. I kejt on nntll the trouble was gone, and though 79 years old I feel strong." Sold. by all dealers. CO cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. T. f Undesirable Jin Additional Means Suggested for Their Exclusion By H. M. UCH has been said and written about the Black Hand and other undesirable emigrants, but no remedy has been Bug- fV if I gested whereby this class of undesirable persons can be Vj I prevented from entering our country. I think I can suggest Ilia remedy. I Congress should enact a law making It compulsory lor a 'JbTJSC I person emigrating from a foreign country to this country to S23 I produce a certificate from the place whence he comes, duly anafc J hichest officials of said place, where he has either resided or been domiciled, and ha hoen Bfiif-snnncirtinir nnd never such certificate has been given to the emigrant and presented here to the im migration commissioners or offlcluls of the United States where he Intends to or does land, the same shnll be duly reaffirmed by the oath and signature of such porson that the facts contained in the certificate are true, then and then only shall he or she be permitted to land. If tt is otherwise discovered or ascertained that such declaration Is fnlse, then such oath so taken by said person shall be deemed perjury under the laws of tho district in which the r migrant lands or makes his residence or domicile, and he shall be prosecuted by the criminal branch of the United States District Ceurt In the district In which he lands or makes his residence or domicile, and ho Bhall be punished In accordance with the laws In such case made and provided. Tho mere deportation of on undesirable emigrant Is insufficient to check the evil results that follow by emigrants that are undesirable being permitted to land. The laws on deportation can still exlist and will not be affected by the law as above suggested or a similar law that might be enacted by Congress. Any person, whether a born or naturalized cltlzon or an alien, cannot find fault with a law of this character, because such a law will elevate the country from which the emigrant comes as well as elevate the emigrant himself In the community where ho intends to make hla residence or domicile. This letter Is not written with the aim to any particular country, because there are good and bad from every country. at? Why the Kettle Brum Is Difficult to Play By Jessie Catherine MacDonald HE kettledrum has been so far Improved that it has a pitch; In fact, It contains the large range of four notes. It Is, as its name shows, a copper kettle, or basin, covered over with skin, which can be tightened or loosened by screws placed around the edge. Drums of this shape were used by the T HI Roman, and even earlier by the Greeks and Etruscans. But J they were not known In Western Europe before the Cru- Although it may an easy Instrument to manage. For, In order to get each of the four notes the player has to turn all the screws, and adjust the parchment anew. For this reason kettle drums are often used In pairs ,one tuned to the key note, the other to the fourth below. In this way the drummer has always the two chief notes in the scale to work upon, and, if the composer has not exacted much from him, he will have quite an easy time. But when a change of key is approaching, ft Is quite exciting to watch the drummer screwing and un screwing the drum and lightly tapping to hear If tHe pitch Is True. And If we recollect that he often has to tune his drum while the whole orchestra Is lift ing up its voice, we realize that he must be no mean musician; that he must possess an exquisitely sensitive and well-trained ear, and a steady hand and nerve as well. From St. Nicholas. The Element of Interest Ty Waldo T has been said that there Ib onky one interesting thing In the world, and that Is life; and that all other things are in teresting only as they bear relation to life. This undoubtedly explains why certain advertisers make frequent use of pictures which, in addition to the ad , vertlsed article, contain some suggestion ot human life. It "is the radiator and the child, the soap and the child, the flour and the woman, the phonograph and the family. Even a human hand holding a tube of tooth-paste to considered I more interesting than a facsimile of men's clothing often introduces the ttiouehl of tflrelr nresence instinctively advertiser who wish to appeal strongly able opportunity to Introduce a picture of a baby, knowjng that it will In sti actively interest the average or normal woman, whether she is a mother not. Whenever a picture Includes men vertisee hunting outfits, bookcases, shaving soap, pianos, or automobiles tt Is sure to have an added interest for most people because it contains the one Interesting element of human lffe. It is the same element that gives vitality and Interest to literature, sculpture, painting, and musie that which lllumJn ates and in some way helps to Interpret life. It Is the element that unifies all the together making "of one blood all the It Is the wise advertiser who works human life, and cleverly associates his product with the one thing in which all people everywhere are already interested.' Collier's Weekly. Sugar Satisfies the Inner Ey Dr. Woods IVB cnlldren plenty 1 nana tney'll nave intie neeu oi coo. liver on. r In short, sugar is, after meat, bread and butter, easily Ulll UCJkk ttiUVb NJJUlUUll umu ".wj.imj avw. vm the matter to a test very easily. Just leave off the pie, pudding and other desserts at your lunch or midday dinner. YouH be astonished to find bow quickly you'll feel "empty" again and how "unfinished" the meal will seem. You cant get any working man to aooept a dinner pall without pie In it. And he's absolutely right tt ts a significant fact that the free lunch coas ters run In connection with bars, furnish every Imaginable thing - eseeyt sweets. Ev?h the restaurants ttrrd lunch grille attached to ealoons or bars -alien refuse to serve desserts of nay sort. They kMrw thetr business the move sugar sad sweets a man Ukts fft meal, tbe less aloohol he wants. Converse ly, nearly every drinking Bran wtn tell you that be has lost bis taate for tweet. The more candy r. msfon consumes, the less alcohol. Tbe United States governntent buys pure candy by the ton and ebtps it to tbe fttiillppises to b sold at cost to the soldier In he canteens. AH .men crave it In tbe tropics, and the more they get of it the leas "vino" and whiskey they want In fine, the prejudice against sugar Is born of Puritanism and stinginess, equal parts. Whatever cljldren c"ry for must be bad for them, according to the pure doctrine of original sin; besides. It costs money. . Emigrants ? Geschetdt that he is a person of good character been convicted of a crime; and after -NrV-lecJj appear eo, the kettle drum is not at all P. Warren the package alone. An advertiser of picture of women, knowing that the raises tbe standards of dress. Some to women do not neglect any reason and women together whether It ad' arts and industries, and binds society nations of the earth." with the predominating tendency of lyVVVj Man Hutchinson of pure sugar, taffy and butter-scotcn, WW! Cured andStaycdCurcd By Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, the Great Kid ney and Stomach Remedy. In 1882 the Hon. Albert Merrltt, a mom. ber of tbe New Jersey State Senate, Prei. dentin! Elector, and now Treasurer and General Manager of the Consolidated Bag Co., of 150 Nassau St., New York City, u fercd severely from urinary and digestive trouble. He was advised to use Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy and wrote t ;'Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy is honestly entitled to tbe undivided credit of my curt.. It went to the very root and source of mv trouble." Recently, many years after, Mr. Merritt writes that his health still oon tinutt tery good, and says : "I cannot say too touch In praise of Favorite Remedy. It Is certainly a wonderful medicine." His cure was a permanent one. There are thousands of others who have been cured by Favorite Remedy years ago, and they stay cured. Gave Rome Ascendancy. Sclplo Afrlcanus was one of the greatest soldiers, save Julius Caesar, In Roman history. He defeated Han nibal and his Carthaginians at Zama, a city of Carthage, on October 19, in the year 202 B. C, and gave to Rome the ascendancy over the then known world. A Domestic Eye Remedy Compounded by Experienced Physicians. Conforms to l'ure Food and Dru(?s Laws. Wins Friends Wherever Used. Ask Drug gists for Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine. Full of Robbers. Canton, Chlnna, at present is full of robbers. It is said that in some parts the people are really afraid to go to rest at night, Inasmuch as It is certain that thieves will enter and rob the place. Accordingly some one sits up, while others sleep. Over fifty years of public confidence and popnlnritv. That is the record of Hamlin Wirard Oil, the world' standard remedy for aches and pain. There' a reason and only one merit. Millions tn Automobiles. While the automobile is of older use abroad than here, statistics show that more money Is invested In autos tn the United States than In all of the rest of the world combined. In the first place, the country Is the most resourceful and prosperous and the percentage of people able to indulge in such a costly luxury is much great er. Over and above this Is the nat ural trait born of the everyday life of the American people. As Its busi ness life Is strenuous, so is Its rec reation. Accompanying the Ameri can's active pwsu'lt of money making Is the willingness to spend It for what appeals to him, and the $125,000,000 required to pay for the year's output of automobiles will be forthcoming without a doubt. Omaha Bee. Chinese Scholar On Marriage. Sir Robert Hart, speaking of mar riage and death customs in the far east, tells a story of a great Chinese scholar and high official, who said that our foreign way of letting the young people fall In love and choose and the Chinese way of first marry ing and then making acquaintance re minded him of two kettles of water; the first the foreign was takn at the boiling point from the fire by mar riage and then grew cooler, whereas, the second the Chinese was a ket tle of cold water put on the fire by wedlock and ever afterward grew warmer and warmer, "so that," said his friend, "after fifty or sixty years we were madly In love with each other." From Tit-Bits. Pigs Knew Him. The sages ot the general store were diBcuBsIng the veracity of old Si Perkins when Uncle Bill Abbot ambled In. "What do you think about it, Uncle Bill?" they asked him. "Would you call SI Perkins a lair?" "Wall," answered Uncle Bill slowly, as he thoughtfully studied the celling, "I don't know as I'd go as far as to caH him a lair exactly, but I do know this much: when feedin time comes, In order to get any response from his hogs, he has to get somebody else to call 'em for him." Everybody's Mag azine. Some men are not satisfied to let their deeds speak for themselves. They want a megaphone. Appetite Calls Fprlfood .which' promotes IS prompt flow of th. r 1 L al'A.Umlted W- delicious rown "Tfio TCte lagers; Popular . pEg 10c .Largo. Tamil size f&t "MEMOIRS OF DAH KICK," THB CLOWJf OIF vvn viwvuu. At Last, There Is on Bale a Book Brimful of American Humor. Any bookseller will tell you that the constant queBt of his customers Is for "a book which will make me laugh." The bookman is compelled to reply that the race ot American humorists has run out and comic lit erature Is Bcarcer than tunny plays. A wide sale is therefore predicted for the "Memoirs of Dan Rice," the Clown of Our Daddies, written by Maria Ward Brown, a book guar, anteed to make you roar with laugh ter. The author presents to the pub lic a volume of the great JeBtsr't most pungent Jokes, comic harangues, caustic hits upon men and manners, lectures, anecdotes, sketches of ad venture, original songs and poetical effusions; wise and witty, serious, satirical, and sentimental sayings of the sawdust arena of other days. These "Memoirs" also contain a series ot adventures and incidents alternat ing from grave to gay; descriptive scenes and thrilling events; the rec ord of half a century of a remarkable life. In the course of which the sub ject was brought into contact with most of the national celebrities of the day. The book abounds In anecdotes, humorous and otherwise; and it af fords a clearer view of the Inside mysteries of show life than any ac count heretofore published. Old Dan Rice, as the proprietor ot the famous "One Horse Show," was more of a national character than Artemus Ward, and this volume contains the humor which made the nation laugh even while the great Civil War raged, This fascinating book of 50.0 pages, beautifully Illustrated, will be sent postpaid to you for $1.50. Address Book Publishing House, 184 Leonard itreet. New York City. ORIGIN OF THE SPOON Suggestion Is That It Came Originally From the Shell. , The suggestion is offered by a cor respondent that the domestic spoon probably owes Its origin to the shell. says the Dundee Advertiser. Shells of the mussel, scallop and oyster, It Is believed, were used In prehistoric times as spoons and ladles, the ban die being formed of a piece of wood split at one end to hold the shell firm' ly. Some savage nations make sim ilar spoons up to the present day, and the old Highland custom of offering whisky In a shell has been probably handed down from generation to gen eration for untold ages. Westman, In his "History of the Spoon," gives Ro man specimens, which are very simple in design something like silver caddy spoons and are much shorter In the handle than those from Egypt Those for common use were generally made of bronze, Iron or brass. They clear ly show how the shell-shape was re tained and their marine origin Is also preserved In the name for a spoon cochleare derived from cochlea, a shell or cockle. The Celtic spoon also closely resembled the shell In form, though made of bronze. The horns of various animals, such as the ox, bison and ram were often used as drinking cups, and as the material was found suitable, It was sometimes used with wood. Ivory, metal, etc., for spoonmsklng. Hence the ancient ex pression "to spoil a horn to make a spoon." Village Ruled by Women. In the village of Froissy, near Paris, nearly all the Important posts are filled by women. Passengers alighting at the railway station are met by a woman, who Is statlonmas ter, while her husband is only a guard. A barber shop bears the notice that "Mile. Jeanne"- will "henceforth shave her customers only on Tues days and Fridays, as she has under taken other work." At the postoffice the local telegraph messenger and postman, "Mme. Lesobre," is met. She walks on an average of 20 miles a day. The municipal drummer is a woman In her ninetieth year. London Standard. Measure of Celebrity. An actress must be well known to have the papers print the fact that Bhe Is about to be married; she must be famous in order to have It stated that she is not going to get mar ried. New York Post. digestive juices- in' addition. tp supply io' gourV ishmcnt'' Post Joasties IsXmost delicious;, answer $oappetite:. ljQi;"at the. same time, full oC the' food-goodnesTo( htejro-aad toasted toVcHsp OPERATION! HER ONLY CHANCE WasCuredbyLydiaEPioJt- ham'sVegetable ComponsJ irton (la "T nnffprpd imtoM misery from a female weakness mni disease, ana 1 coma not, giana nuww ttian a minute time. My doct said an ope ratio was th omlf chance I had, aal I dreaded it almost as much as deafia One day I was reading now otAat women had bee cured by LyiHa & Plnkkam's Vea table CompouoaL and decided to In it. rna Kat-fnv- And rmw T Am com Ilftel cured." Lena V. Henry, Route N. 8, Adrian, Ga. Why will women taice cnanoea an operation or drag out a aicklfc half-hearted existence, missing threo. Uirfhi nf ttin inv nf living, when ttor can find health in Lydia E. Finkbam Vegetable Compouna r For thirty years It has beea tt rtn tnr female ills. IM BMUUniU itui, - - - - . bas cured thousands of women wtm have been troubled witn sucn am. ments as displacements, lntiammauo. ttea, periodic pains, backache, indljBfc tion, ana nervous prusvrauuu. . . . If you have the slightest dontt that Lydla E. Pinkham's Yesjv table Compound will help fl write to Mrs. Plnkham at Iy Mass., for advice. Yonr wtM will be absolutely confidential, and the advice free. METALLIC HEELS and COUNTERS For MINERS, FARMERS, QUARRYMEN, and All Men who do Rough Work. Will make your ihoet laat longer. They are ear to attach. Any cobbler ca pd them on. They will make your old Je good ai new. You can buy thoc bled with them from your ihoe dealer. Send lof booklet that (ells all about I Vm. United Shoe Machinery Co.,1 MOTHER CRAY'S SWEET POWDERS FOR CHILDREN. A Ontata O-irt tat FeTeeff aMB CsnXIpjttlan, ..HlW.tU gtamarh Troubles. TctfcM and Beaar Worn. Th7 Break Cjfc tn M boon.. At all Draaaalx. (tat, Sarnpla nillxl VRgg. Ill ia- A. ft. OLMSTED. U R. ESTABLISHED tt P. N. U. , HXU DROPSY worn am, nna m tavtinoaiaM M Daa Vraa. fir. U. H. fclRllft't aou. Box B, , IDAHO TO FEED ELK. Effort to Prevent Winter Slaughter ty Tuik Hunter. An effort will be made Uy the. State to prevent as far as possible a i tion of tbe wanton destruction oil numbers of elk which took place Ik Fremont county last winter. Tbe animals have been drlrea If ortfomo riiincroi t n nnnmafih .Vim ak. tiements, and weak from starrmtasa and struggling in the unusually ieaa snow when they reached the lowLemi, were killed and skinned. Ia nia cases reduced to mere skeletons flksfer meat could not be used. The Idea of the game warden ts at arrange If possible to have cheap, kaj shlpped Into the country where tk elk atiound and place it where the asV mals, when their natural food iravatV gives out, will be able to find faeaft Several of the ranchers In the eUt country have put out hay fer the aV mals for a number of years, and tker ' have not been long in locating k when the snow gets deep in the hJSi. In tWs manner they are enablei keep in good condition throughout U winter and when spring arrive k turn to their usual haunts. The eastern part of the State fern the principal range for these antsBriaV which the authorities are endeav to protect from the pot hunters specimens seeker . Stringent have been enacted, which It canto! out will go a great way toward tectlng the king of North game animals. . - ' Tbe more applause and the less asV vice a man gives the more popular tm becomes. Borne people take a Joke and palm It off as their own. 131 Mother Grit, Surw In Ohlld rn'a Home. It.w JorkOitl.
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