WINDOW CLEANERS. Work In ay la SUyarranrre ta llr on Jora nnd Ulnmarlii, "The reason Hint wo are always ad vertising for window rli-ani'i's,'' said Iho foreman of n roiiiiuiny (lint wit-(doj-B 2IW nipn In this business, "In Hint an ninny men throw up llielr Join after they have licen tit It n wrh or so. Homo of tlit'in even do not liiMt so long nil Hint A window rleiiner run mnkn as (rood wnires as 11 iiicclintile or n mo tortnnn. Tlio work Is stendy lieenuso nearly nil Iho window flenntiiK In Now York's dig litillilltiK Is dono by con Irnet. "Any nunvlior of likely young follow really In need of work wlui promlso well enough at tho atari lvo out with in few tiny. Ronietlinoa It I their nerves Hint k hack on thorn, Imt morn often It I their Rtoinnrli. We send away hnlf the men who npply for Jobs without even giving them n trial. If a ninn drinks or Is so nervous Hint lie hn to dodgo trolley rnr lie should keep out of this business. "When we tnkft a ninn on trlnl the foremnn brenk him In gradually. We don't put him on n skyemper Job right owny. A (srest mnny prlvnto houses In this city hnvo their window t'lenned by contrnot, nnd we start him In on thnt If a ninn I tin good nt holder work It Is no use bothering with him. From prlvnte houses tho beginner I sent to tlepnrtment store nnd llnnlly to the tnll building. One In n while we And n mnn who rnn Btnrt In on sky scraper Job right nwny without nny trouble. "'Don't look down. Look up nil the time,' I the constant ndmonltlon of the foremnn. Not ono ninn In ten Is nblo to obey Hint order. The temptation to look down Is Irresistible. If n mnn can't brenk himself of the looking down hnblt It Is nil up with him. He I sure to come nround sooner or Inter nnd give up his Job." New York Tress. YOUNG ALLIGATORS. They Peril hot Once a. Month unit Thru Prpfrr l ive Fond. "The thing of It being dlllh ult to In duce on alligator in cnptlvlty to ent Is a mistaken Idea," said a mnn who owfrs a young nlllgntor nnd knows all about them. "The tpiestlon Is how. First of all, an nlllgntor feeds but once a month nnd then prefer to ent any thing thnt suggests life anything thnt moves. For this reason angleworms, besides being good food for It, prove at tractive to the pye of a siniill gator and Inter dlsiippcnrs with the same rel ish it would were the alligntor In the streams of Its native regions. Again, a mall portion of raw beef innkes excel lent food for It nnd tho nlllgntor never refuses to ent of a piece thnt is tied to a string and slowly drawn along In front of him, In this way giving a sug gestion of llfo to tho food. Another thing very important to know in the care of an alligator is to exactly under stand Jjow to mnke it comfortable. Tho beet and simplest plan is to secure a box, any ordinary wooden box, and ill! tho bottom with sand, which is then covered with moss. Also have placed inside of the box, which must bo kept In the sun a much as possible, a flow erpot snucer filled with wnter. This must be changed ' frequently. All of which makes tho alligator very com fortable, for In enso it should become tired .of the water there are the moss and sand for it to get out upon. 80 with a properly arranged homo or box and a little care as to its diet thero is no rea son why the llttlo alligator tourists so frequently delight in sending their friends from Florida should not thrive In captivity." Washington Post IfTr Toaehed that Scotchman. It Is rcluted of tho Into Shirley Brooks that he had at one time a very favorite pig who, alas, went the way of all pigs and waa converted into bacon. Brooks sent some of the delicacy to a friend, with a noto as follows: "Ills end was peace, and I send you a pleoe of bis end." The' Joko was related to a Scotch' man, ;who laughed very heartily and shortly afterward having occasion to kill a pig of his own sent somo to a rel ative, with the remark, "Ills end was peace, and I send you a plcco of the pig." And bo wondered why nobody aw the joke. London King. Tha Worat of It. "Barker is not much on form," said the first commuter. "Why, the other day I saw him eating breakfast food for supper. And that wasn't the worst of lt"- "What' could be worse?" broke In tho ecbnd commuter. "Why, this," replied the first com muter, with a grin: "He actually had on evening dress at the time, with a morning glory in bis buttonhole." New York Times, A New Doctrine. The Bey. Dr. Fourthly was making one of his pastoral calls at the Upjohn mansion. "Doctor;" said little Johnny during a pause in tho conversation, "I wish yon would tell me what you think of the doctrine of prestidigitation." Ex change. Parental Aaalatanoe. Barnes When I was young my mother always used to sing me to sleep. Shedd Tes, women are good at that sort of thing, but it takes the father's voice to wake a fellow up In the morn ing. Boston Transcript. Slmal Mediocrity. "Why did she marry him?" "I give It up. Ho wasn't bad enough to need reforming uor good enough to make a desirable husband." Judge. In finding fault it is very easy to be untruthful and unfair. Atchison Clobe. Mankr Fellmav lu IIIih1us.hu uioukoyi art mads tut ful, and 1 bey do pollca duty after fuuhlon and often really sslst ths po lice In quelling disturbances or sup- rcslng riots. Bomstlmet these four nilcd policemen act as protectors to ivcuk and helpless, as this Incident . Mi'.OW! At Agra on the platform of a public warehouse a little street arab had spread his rug in the shade of a stack of country produce and bad Just dropped aslpep when one of the wealthy residents strolled up with a pet leopard thnt hnd learned to accoiu Jinny him in nil his rambles. A troop of monkeys hnd taken post on the opposite side of the shed, but nt sight of the spotted Intruder the whole gang charged along tho platform and, Instantly forming a semicircle about the little sleeper, faced the leopnrd with brlHtllng manes, evidently resolved to defeat the suspected purpose of bis visit. Or ran Cliffs Set on Klra by H'mh, It I not often thnt the wnvps of tho oeenn ran set cliff nflre, but they do sometime. At Itntlybunnlon, oil the west coast of Ireland, the waves which for uiiuumhcreil centuries linve been beating ngahiNt the shores one day broke Into a great deposit of Iron pyrites nnd alum. A rapid oxidation took plnce which produced n fierce heat and set tlio wholo cliff to burning. For weeks the dun" burned llko a volcano, and grcnt cloud of smoke nnd vapor rose In tlio air. When tho fire died out, great musses of lava and clny burned to brick were seen In every direction. In the 11 r otic regions there Is another such burning cliff, which when last seen wns on tire for twenty tulles. Tho burning material wn composed Inrgply of lignite, but I believed to be mnde up of so vera I other combustible chemical sulistiiuees, which had been set on fire when the waves reached them. nicnr and Iho llalenlata, Hugar 1 doubtless a food. It Is a food of great energy. But we must not abuse. It, says the Uevue Bclen tillque. Why? llecnuse, according to M. 1. Ituiige, the physiologist, pure en no sugar Is lucking lu lime and Iron. Now, lime and iron are necessary to the organism. It Is better to tnke the sugar In the form of legumes and fruits rich In hydrocarbons. And what is honey worth? Very little also. It has the same Inconveniences It also Is wanting In lime and Iron. It will be observed, however, that If we consider nil tho advantages which, according to the bygleulsts, at tach to various foods, we shall find that it is almost Impossible to get any nourishment nt nil If we wnut to ad Just our diet to scientific teaching. Literary Digest. riumaa and Hla Porthoa. Dumns, like Hulxnc, was fond of his own creations. Among them all be loved I'orthos best. The great, strong, vain hero wns a child after his own heart One afternoon, It Is related, his son found Dumas careworn, wretched, overwhelmed. "What has happened to you? Are you 111?" naked Dumas Ills. "No," replied Dumns pere. "Well, what Is It, then?" "I am miserable." "Why?" "This morning I killed I'or thos poor TorthosI Oh, what troublo I have hud to make up my mind to do Itl But there must be an end to all things. Yet when I saw him sink be neath the ruins, crying, 'It Is too heavy, too heavy for me!' I swear to you that I cried." And he wiped away a tear' with the sleeve of his dressing gown. Snaplnlona. "Did Benny ask you for my hand last night, papa?" "Yes, my daughter." "And what did you think of the young man?" "I don't like suspicious men, my dear. I like a man who looks you In the eye." "Well, didn't Benny look you In the eye, father V "No; all the time be was asking for your hand In marriage he bad his eyes on my feet." Yonkcrs Statesman. Good Encash Vow a Boast. A droll little story Is told of Mr. W. 8. Gilbert He put up bis horse ono day at a small country Inn, 011 the slgubourd of which was painted con spicuously the notice, "Entertainment For Man and Beast" When bis lunch waa brought be looked dissatisfied and - surprised the waiter by saying, "This Is all very well so far, but where la the entertainment for the man?" London Tit-Bits. omethlns; Hartor. Auntie (finding Jackie sobbing In a corner) Why, Jackie, what has hap pened to make you feel so bad this morning? Jackie M-ma m issed some Jelly. Auntie Ho, hot I see. And her sus picions fell on you, eh? Jackie No, auntie; it was ber slip per. Boston Courier. Too Valaablo to Loae. "Reginald," she said to a wealthy young dandy who bad been paying bis attentions to ber, "I would like to ask you one very serious question." "What is It my dear?" be replied. "Would you object to marrying mam ma if I refused you? You see, we real ly don't waut to lose you." Tommy's Trad. Mother (who bad been out for the day) Tommy, did you take that medi cine that I told you to when I waa away? Tommy No, ma. Willi Jones came a, and tie liked It so I exchanged It with him for a sour apple. Punch. Instead of being put to ordinary Jail tasks long sentence prisoners ' at Ho bait Tasmania, are employed in the lo cal botanical gardens. WAY8 OF WINGED WOOER87 laeldeata IHttatratlnaT tho Comical Ida ot Bird Life. Wooing thus brings to the front the comical side of bird life, and methods are as varied among our feathered neighbors as among ourselves. The ex treines of dignified courtship and dis reputable srrlmmnge were shown by two well known birds, when tfci pres ence of a rival Intensified n (Talis. Two pnrplo finches, suitor for tho favor of the same sparrowlike mnldnn, placed themselves 011 each side about a toot from ber and offered n musical contest. First ono burst Into rapturous song, flying up Into the nlr, feather fluffed out and snowy breast and rosy shoulders more lovely than ever. The solo finished, he dropped back to hi perch nnd politely waited, while his rival poured out his madrigal. This nlternnto display continued several minutes, and nppnrpiitly tho umpire found It bard to choose, for she evaded decision by tnklng flight both suitors following. Different wns the method of two orchard orioles, ono In the Immature plumage of tho second year, tho other In the full glory of maturity. This wn a wrangle, accompanied by scold ing nnd avian vituperation from begin ning to end. If the theory of selection by fine dress be true, decision should have been easy, but after n wholo day's trlnl the fair one ended It by a truly feminine scorn of theories, elop ing with her plainer suitor, leaving tho gnrgeou elder to consolo himself with another bride which he did beforo the sun went down. Collier's Weekly. War. There I, besides a pleasure In order, a very real fear of disorder. A mob, a fire Or a runaway home arouses a sensation of terror lu tlio spectator quite apart from their potentiality of harm to himself. Mere force Is not, as Is supposed, the last argument of mnn. A civilized war would have more ter rors for the stockjobber than Hie cot tnger were It not for the thrent of tin governed force veiled behind the punc tilio of Christian fighting. We nre never quite certain of nn army. The disciplined brigade which nowadays captures the enemy's rnpltnl as tender ly as It would guard Ha own bus, nev ertheless, the snme batters on It but tons as those which were fouled with the rape of Ran Sebastian and tho mur der of Bnselllps. It may drown It manners nt any moment In a torrent of blood and tears, and stntesnjM nnd others never forget the fact. ' Wnr I but tho crust of tho volcano. Fires of unutterable horror hum beneath. The very perfection of the discipline which controls them Is evidence of man's dread of disorder, for It I only fear that welds so strongly the f urnnco doors. Blackwood's. Diplomatic. Permanency. It Is likely to be the case In America that as time goes on nnd our relation with foreign powers become more nnd more complicated and pressing perma nence In consulnr and diplomatic office, based upon knowledge and proved fit ness, will be tho rule. This may mean that It will not be so common a prac tice to tnko scholars and authors from private llfo and place them suddenly In foreign consulates and missions. But even then It is likely thnt our liter ature will be enriched by tho work of men who have become authors while enjoying the opportunities for new studies nnd brondcr observatlonafford ed by the foreign servlco of their coun try, so that If hitherto literature has contributed to diplomacy hereafter we shall see our diplomacy contributing to our literature, as has not Infrequently already been the case. Century. The Roman Lapotto. The Boman lupetto, which Is almost Indistinguishable from tbo so called Pomeranian dog, Invariably tries to bury or cover over any food given him which he does not like. If fed on a Iposo drugget he will skillfully cover up tho obnoxious food; If the carpet is nailed down so that he cannot do this be goes through the exact process with bis nose which would turn over tho Plata If it were movable. Tho lupetto has a general contempt for any but meat diet, and, though bo may conde scend to accept bread and milk out of deference to his owner (many of thera would not make this concession), bo Is sure to go through the form of protest first Blrdakln Garmenta. Eskimo women wear the most cu rious kind of underclothing, Its pecul iarity being that It Is made of tbo skins of birds. These akins, before be ing sewed together, are chewed well by the women In order to make them soft About a hundred skins are re quired to make a shirt and the labor of chewing the skins which form their garments Is quite enough to account for tho massive, well developed Jaws Of Eskimo women. No Divination Headed. Ho The astrologer described )ou ex actly and said that I would marry you. She Don't you think It was a waste of money to consult htm? "Why?" "I could have told you the same thing myself If you bad asked me." Stray Stories. Couldn't Think of Pillar. Teacher And what happened to Lot's wife? Scholar She was turned to salt Teacher Into a what of salt? Scholar Why or a sort of Job lot of salt I guoss. Exchange. Hla Art. "Why do you say he's a wonderful actor?" "Ho sat through an amateur dramatic entertainment and actually made peo ple think he enjoyed It" Chicago I'ost i ABBEY'8 GLA8S OF MILK. Am Amailnt Stnrr of the Famoaa Artlat'a Itorhnort Hay. In the dny when Kdwln A. Abbey, the distinguished Illustrator nnd pnlnt er, wn a small boy ho hnd Hie hnblt of rrltlenlly scroti Hiring every dish Hint wns set before him nt the Initio, much to the pmlinrrassment of hi family. Ills frequent ilismlHHal from the table wore but Ineffective reproof, and something had to be done to work a cure. "ICildlo," said lit mother one day, "I hoard Hipp speak ntiout going lo Cousin Martha's for dinner next Htiiidity, nnd I nm nfrald wo will hnvo In make then Stay nt home until thee learns polite ness nt the table. Thy picking nt food would mortify me." Till Hireateiioil deprivation reduced the boy to tears, and nfler hn had sol emnly promised not to loqlt nt every thing according lo his habit be wn told Hint he might go. The tiny came, and a Inrgo nnd mer ry family gathorod to do Justice, to n tempting 'ileal. F.ach of tlio little folk hnd n glass of delicious rich country milk ut hi place. Noticing Hint Kdwln wn surrepti tiously glancing nt hi glass, Mr. Ab bey observed, with a well understood meaning, "Kdwln, why art thou not drinking thy milk?" With a determined nlr the boy linstl ly picked up tho gins nnd, shutting his pye ns tight lis possible, gulped It contents down. Thl sudden procedure ntlrncted the ntteiillou of till Hie guests, nnd, fearing at least n severe Scolding, tho boy ex claimed. "I did It, mother; I I swal lowed It." "Swallowed what?" hurriedly asked Mrs. Abbey, now more nlarined than amused. "Those two flies that got In my milk. Hut I swallowed them, mother; I swal lowed them!"- Isadora Hedges In La dles' Home Companion. POULTRY POINTERS. Laying bens inuxt have moat or milk. Always feed some whole grain at night Karly hatched chickens usually make the best breeding fowls. Feeding a llttlo at a time ami often Is better than overfeeding nt nny (line. A liberal use of ground bone will cor rect the tendency to laying soft shelled eggs. Keeping fowls oil bard Moors will fre quently caiiKo swollen foot nod legs. They must hnvo some loose ground to scratch over. Turkeys must have a good range to be protltable. They nre Insect caters by nature and need n good ran go In order to thrive well a id grow economically. After the ducks nnd geese nre through laying the fenthors should be picked regularly. The time to pick them Is when the feathers are ripe and before the fowls begin to lose them. What True Scholar Is. The scholar In tho true senso I the mnn or woman for whom the school have done their best The scholar knows some one thing thoroughly and can carry bis knowledge into notion. With this be must hnve such knowl edge of related subjects nnd of human life as will throw this special knowl edge into proper perspective. Anything less than this is not scholarship. The mnn with knowledge and no perspec tive is a crank, n disturber of the pence, who needs a guardian to uifiko his knowledge useful. The man who has common sense, but no special training, mny bo a fulr citizen, but be enn exert llttlo lnfiuonco Hint makes for prog ress. Thero mny bo n wisdom not of books, but It cun bo won by no easy process. To gain wisdom or skill, In school or out, Is education. To do any thing well requires special knowledge, and this Is scholarship, whether at tained In tho university or in tho school of life. It Is the man who knows that hns tlio light to speak. President Da vid Starr Jordan In Atlantic. Epltnph Too Saaseatlve. A man whoso cheerful occupation Is that of making tombstones Is telling his friends about n woman who vis ited his place last week nnd said she wonted n nice tombstone put over her husband's grave, with some short sim ple inscription on it He asked how she would like tba word "Ilesurgum." She inquired as to Its meaning, and when he translated it ns "I shall rlso again," she said, In a panic, "No. no, mister; mako it 'Rest In Peace f "New York Press. A Hard Road. "The way of the transgressor Is hard," quoted tho earnest citizen. "It is unquestionably," answered Senator Sorghum. "The way people have to employ lawyers nnd stand In vestigations Is calculated to cut down profits terribly." Washington Star. That Will All. "Maria," demanded Mr. BUlus in a loud voice, "what have you been doing to my razor?" "Nothing," sold Mrs. Blllus, "except sharpening It again after shaving Fl do's tall with It It's all right isn't It?" Chicago Tribune. Bealnnln- to Roallao It. "I never heard Dlnsmore acknowl edge that he was growing old before todny." "How did he acknowledge It?" "He announced thnt be felt Just as young as be ever did." Detroit Free Press. Still Oat. "Tcss says she's ready to make up if you will," snld the peacemaker. ' "Tell her," replied the obstinate Jess, "If I had a complexion as muddy as hers I'd be ready to niaks up too." Philadelphia Press. LYNCH LAW. It Mar Have Taken Its ftame from Marnr or tJllltrur. About the year 1.1(10 one James Fits Stephen Lynch was mayor of Hie town of tlalwny, In Ireland, lie had sent his son 011 n trading expedition tit Spain Willi 11 good cnruio and 11 large sum of money. The young mail returned with a ship load of valuable commodities, which he reported ns having been pur chased with the money and with tlio proceeds of (lie outgoing cargo. After some time 11 Spaniard camp along, de manding payment from Hie mayor for Hie giMiiIri ho alleged Intel boon bought on credit by his sou. Tho mayor tin tiliioil payment, ns his sou averred be had paid In ensb for the goods. I'nfor tuuately for the hitler, a sailor who bad been ono of Hie crew on pdimlnii lion by Mayor Lynch declared Hint his unworthy son bad spent In rock leu debauchery not only the money Ifilrust pil to him, but the proceeds of the cargo as well; that he had then bought guilds from a largo firm on credit, nnd that when one- of the partners of tlio firm ciime down to the ship before sail ing to receive the money young Lynch murdered the man and had I1I111 thrown overboard to conceal the facts from his father. The young man wns Immediately ar rested t ml brought before his father, who, not wl(Jistandlng Hip tearful en treaties of his wife and daughters, sen tenced la I in to dentil. Ho took Mm up stairs lu bis warehouse, adjusted a ropn nround his nook, having first se cured It Inside, mill then pushed the young man out of the window, where Ids dying struggles worn witnessed by Hie Inhabitants of Hip town of (ialwny. In the town records this entry is yet to be seen: ".lames Lynch, mayor of (inlwny, hanged his own sou out of the window for defrauding mid killing strangers, without martial or common law, to show a good example to posterity." It may bo from that Incident Hint lynch law took Its name. It Is not n pe culiar American institution, ns Is com monly supposed, but hns been practiced In oilier countries. The KngllNh had a walled town In Devonshire of the mime of Lydford, which became noted for the summary punishment Indicted on notorious offenders. They became pro verbial lu Kiighintl ns Lydford law. nnil it Is not Impossible that lynch may bp a corruption of Lydford. In Scotland It was known as "Jedburgh Justice." James Lynch, a Justice of the peace In one of the Iiodmont counties in Vir ginia, whose methods were both sum mary and severe. Is nlso credited with hnviug given his miiiio to this offhand nnd expeditious mode of dealing with criminals now generally known as lynch luw. I'lttsburg Gazette. General Grant Supreme Cooraae. General Grant's courage was su preme. No mnn could face danger with greater composure. He did not seem to know the meaning of peril when duty called him to risk bis life. At one Hmo I saw tho general escape denth by a very slight margin. We were break ing camp at Hpottsjivnnlu Court House and under tho (ire of a Confederato battery. All of the hendquurters equi page had been removed except a camp stool, nnd on this tho general was sit ting, while the shells of the enemy's guns shrieked over our bends. A shell passed Just over tho general, not miss ing blin apparently by more than a few Inches, mid struck the ground about thirty feet away. Without showing the slightest nervousness he called to me to get the shell, saying, "Let's seo what kind of ammunition thnt bat tery Is using." I went and picked up the shell, which was a six pound spher ical case, and the general examined it a coolly ns If there wns not an enemy's gun within 100 miles of him. National Magazine. The Point of View. Two window washers wero at work on the ledges of the sixteenth story windows of a downtown office building about ten feet from each other. As they hung to their strap and washed and polished the glnss they could look Into tbo offices, where a number of clerks wero bending over ledgers and books. For a half hour they worked and watched tho clerks, who did not move from their confined position over their books. Klnnlly one big window washer leaned back as far ns bis strap would permit and called to his fellow: "Ain't It strange what some folks will do for a living?" Chicago Tribune. electrical Oaelllatlona. nerta years ago first produced rapid electrical osclllntlons and showed that they traveled through space with tbo speed of light and reappeared as elec trical osclllaUons and sparks In suita bly arranged conductors at a distance. Starting with waves twenty feet long In air and oscillating 50,000,000 times a second, he worked down to waves one tenth as long and ten times as rapid. A Time Blarer. Miss Nexdor-Thls is a pretty time of night for that Dasher girl to be playing the piano. Miss Also Ob. she's no respecter of time. You can tell that from the way she's playing. Baltimore American. What Did Bo Meant "Have you ever been married?" asked the magistrate. "No," replied the prisoner at the bar of Justice; "but I've been blown up by dynamite." Philadelphia Becord. Tho Paraoa'a Comment. "Yes," said the Blllvlllo father, "that boy shall be taught to tell the truth." "He's mighty young to be sent so fur from home!" replied the parson. At lanta Constitution. Being a good fellow requires time, money and a strong constitution. Mora will power will not suffice. Puck. CC'iT y.f Tt-A'.N LUXURf. Ike lleitaoii That lliillrrar faaaenser llnlea Are So lllsh. It limy b" Hskod why the railway lo comotlvi duo not pull passengers at a lower rul.'. IIwmusp It glvps pn eugcr so much mom, comfort and high speed that It has to carry a ton of dead weight for each passenger. A locomotive weighing PKI Ions pull at 45 miles mi hour 12 car weight ig 000 Ion nnd containing 700 people weigh ing r0 ton, assuming tho paaspngnrs to bo men, women nnd children, but chiefly men, mid to average 131 pounds cadi; 1,-liK) pound of dead weight per passenger when evpry seat Is taken, lint car cannot average more than spvpii-tenlliM full. Tho railway carries free the pas senger's ir.il pound trunk and aend with him billet rooms, boating stove and fuel, smoking rooms, dining rooms nnd bedrooms. These houses on wheel nd the locomotive which draws them have lo bo made very heavy In order to get the great strength mnde neces sary by high speed. If the railway could dispense with tbpsn comforts nnd hmirlc nnd carry passengers packed dowdy Inside and on top of low roofed, ramsbnckln, un heated vehicles like the old stage and nt slow speed It could pull passengers nt one-tenth to one-twentieth tho price of the old stngn. Kngineerlng Magazine. North Polo For Bald Head. "Talking of hair restorers," said the captain of a steamer who has been a whnlcr, "none of them la In It with the air of Hie arctic regions. A mnn with thin hair who fnlls to get a new crop If be goo within the arctic circle la a hopeless cono. I hnve seen whalers who got bald when they stayed at homo for 11 year or two and got a new crop tif hair every time they went to ward the north polo on a whaling expe dition. "Mow do I account for It? The far ther you go north the land animals get shaggier. It 1 a provision against tho told. When the arcUc winter ap proaches, the relndppr, the hear and other animals get a thicker coat of bnlr or fur. Similarly tho balr on the hu man head thicken when yoti go far north. "It Is a fact. Now, I don't want you to think thnt once the follicles of the hair are dead new balr always comes, even In northern region. Sometimes, when a mnn I apparently as bald as a billiard ball, the follicles are not dead, and there Is hope for blm." Phil adelphia Ledger. Ilia Clerical llohea. "1'isih: My pupa wear evenln' clothes every time he goes to parties." "Thnt ain't anything. Our minister wear bis nlglitclothe every time ha preaches." -Cleveland Plain Denier. TO FARMERS AND MERCHANTS We sell MeCormick Bind ers, Mowers and Hakes. You will find a car of OATS, BRAN & RED DOG AT CHOP MILL and a man thero to turn It into cash. Your chopping done on ithort notice. : : : : : TERMS : CLOSE PItlCES AND SPOT CASH. M. C. COLEMAN (We aell a bruka for a liuKity and aurry Or. G. C. GIBSON, A Graduate of our beat Opti cal Colleges DR. of OPTIC S, Will still vlalt rc-.-ularlysnd cun offer you flip d viuiliiuf nf a tlxuouiili UnowlBOfB. 'Hie liite-t methods uf work and ynu can reuch tilm If change nre nteded. feee hitn if you lived eytwork. G.C. GIBSON, D. O., Alumnus ot Philadelphia Optical Colleue, IMPERIAL HOTEL, Reynoldavllle, Rug. IB. . Brockway vllle, Aug. 19. QHAliTEK NOTICE. Notice la liervhy given that an application will le nmiln to I lie llonoralila John W. I teed, President JuUe of i lie Court ot Common l'leuaot Jelterson County, Stale ot Feutiityl vanU, on the l.itli duy of Aususl, A. !., J'Jua, at2 o'clock p. m., under Ihe "Act to provide tor tlie Incorporation and regulation of certulu corporations," approved April Sitli, A. !., !"" and lis upplemeuta. by ft. S. Kol Inson, V. M. Brown, C. N. LewU, If. H. Beck, und B. K. Hoover, all of Kt ynoldsvllle, Peun aylvunln, for the charter of un Intended corporation to be called The Urst Methodist Kilsci()l fliim-h, of Keyuoldsvlile, fenn sylvanla. the character and object of which Is to worship Almlithty Uod according to the faltli. dis. liTne, creed, discipline uuiT usaitea of the Methodist Kplscopal Church, and lor these purposes to have, possess, aud enjoy all the rights, beuenia, aud prlvilexea conferred by the said Act aud Ita auppleuieuta, ' M. M. IMVU, Solicitor. rota" 1VV r a Coughs, Colds, ,Orippo, Whooplnff Couth, AtthmV Bronohltla and Incipient Consumption la to PENNSYLVANIA UAIMtOAD. HVKFAIy Ar.f.KOIIANY VALLEY DIVISION. Low Grade Division. s Effect May 24, 1903. I Enters. Standard Tlmt, SASTWAHII. No fwTfto.TlJ No.ioiiNoi 1 iru57 ;a. MP. u f M. STATIONS. Pittsburg Ited Hank bawaorihtitn New Bethlehem Oak kldito Maysvllln Hurnrnnrvllle Krookvllle Iowa Kuller Kitynoldsvllle.. I'uticonst Culls Creek Iiullola Bnl.ula Wlnlerbiiro .... HennHeld Tyler BcniieuHte (imnt Ilrlftwood M If. I I ,i Jh a z.i 11 10 11 zi 11 47 ii'iw ii'it ii'iw 4 (', 4 is 4 All 9 4l a: k r. ts 4:1 t 4i fi on it V il i.O IOC '10 10 II 10 01 10 -i'l 10 c 1 11 in 4 W s 01 ft 21 ft 15 All .1 !W It I t It III ts Zl s ;n A fi.l 11 in II in II ,t! II 4(1 til 91 t mi II 4s 1 it 1 v 1 37 1 mi 1 M 01 7 l ill to 411 1 1; 1 2.-1 7 it, 7 H 7 an 7 H HI 7 Not 2 7 44 17 Ml tH I I I A IK II s a A. H.i P. H r m. Tsl.,tSil IB. ,.,1. w.l. 'Itlshtirtf OIM tt wn Itl'd II 11 nk II HI Hl-'Kik vllH-.l I. II, Knlla Crock I .:). 1 1 1 1 1 .1 (.(I. Kcynoldsvllle '..ifi p. m. WRHTWARO Noi()8.NolC No 102 No. il"4 NoTilO STATIONS. Driftwood .... (irnnl. BemiesflttA. . . Tyler t'cniitleld Wlnierliurn .. Sitimla IinBol- r'allsCreek ... HnncoHst Kcyiinlilsvlllu r'uller Iowa Brookvtljp..,. riufnniervllle.. Mnysvllle (inkitldue A. M. A. M.'A. M. P. H. P. M. .... i ft in til 10 .... 1 ft no ... til .1 til :i .... ta 50 .... ft 45' 11 4' .... 17 .... 7 I! n II .... R it .... 7 VI XI Vi ... 7 M .... 7 i"i IS 2.1 .... 7 05 .... 7 12 m .... 7 IS 0 in 7 1'.! i Vi ta nr, 7 art i; 1 or. 1 I.", ft I ! 7 41 M tft IH t7 4S II al H IS 1 ill S U7 7 60 til 4s tH ail .... tft 4:1 S 12 tO M tft Ml ts IS 7 Iti H 4'i I Ml in Is ao 7 2" ts Ml X It If, .... 7 ;r? tu pi xi a-! ... 7 4a t it ... 11 as .... 7 fti van 2 a 11 " .... s 21 9 .? a mi 7 14 .... a 10 10 i m 1 2.-, .... II I.VJ12 aft i an 1 9 4.'. .... a. m.p. m. p. m. p. m. p, a. Now Bethlehem l.awsotiham. Bed Bank.... FltlMhurK Train 942 iHiindnyi leave Iiullols 4.10 p. m. rails (reck 4.17, Kiyinil'lsvllhau, Hrookvllle 6.00, Bed Blink.., I'liishiirn 9.au p. 111. Trains marked run daily; f dully, except Sunday; t UiiK sun Ion, where slKimls must l aliown. I'tiiiadcljihia St Krlo Kill I road Division In effect May 2".th, 190.1. Train loavo Driftwood as follows: EA8TWAKII 9:04 a 111 Train 12, weekdays, for Muuhury, WllkeshBrre, iliizletou, I'oi is vllle. Scrumin, llarrlsburir and the 1 11 termed lute sta tions, arnvliiK hi I'lilludclphiu ::ti p.m., New York, 9:;l p. in. I Bnltlmoie, H:00 p.m. I Washington, 7:1ft p. ni riillirmn rarlur car from W jlllitmsHi't u !'inludc!ihci nici pas scucr coaches from Kane to llillurl Iphlri and Wlilliirmpiirt to tliililnii.ro and A'aah-In-ton. I! .') p. in. Train s, dally for Sunlmiy, Ihir- Q'lsljurit and principal lulernicdiHUtsiutions, arriving Ht i'hllnnelpliiu 7:.rl p. m., New York lo:.M p. ru.. Baltimore i:;jop. in., Wash ington :a- . m. Vesiibuied parlor rara and passenger coaches, Ifulfulo lo I'htludol phlu and Wa-dtlrigion. 4;(i p. in. Train n. dally, for llnr rlstium aud Intermediate stations, ar riving at I'lillitdelplim l iiA. M.; New York, 7.1a a. ni.; Bali liuore, i.2u a. m.; Washington Ca.ao A. H. Pullman keeping rars froto llarrlsburs to I'hlladclphia and New York. 1'hiladelphla passengers ran remain In sleeper undisturbed until 7:. Hi a. m. 11:0ft p.m. Train 4,ditily for Hunliury,;ilarrla burg and Intermediate stations, arriving at I'hllttdelphia, 7:22 A. M. ; New York, U:aa i A. M. on week. days and 10..! A M. on Sun- Uduy; Baltimore, 7:15a. m.i Witshlnguin, s: )0 A. M. Pullman sleepers from r.rie. and Wllliamsport u i'hlladelphlu, and Wllliarnsport lo Washington. I'ossenger coaches from Krle to I'liiludelphla, and Wllllamsoort to Baltimore. L2:2?p.in. Train 14, daily for Sun bury. Ilarrla burgaud principal inUirmedlale stations, ar riving utl'hlladclphiit 7:22 a. m., Now York 9:aa a. m. weekday. ll(i.:ia ft. m., Sunday) Baltimore 7:1ft a. m., Washington, s:.i a ni. Vesiibuied buiTet sleeping cars und pas senger coaches, Builalo o Philadelphia and Washington. WESTWARD 1:33 a., m Train 7, dally for Buffalo via Kmporium. :: a. m. Train 9, dally for Erie, Kldg way, and week days for liuBols. cinrmout and principal Intermediate station-.. :ftu a. in. Train a, daily for r.rie and Inter mediate polnia. 3:4ft p. ni. Train 13, dully for buffalo via Kmporium. 6:np . in.--Tralo HI, weekdays for Kan and Intermedin testations. JOHSONHUKU UaII.IIOAD. a. m. wskkuays. a. ui. In tu ur Clermotil iv . . . In .... 11 tri II itl ... II mi ... II Ift .... II is ... II 7 .... II ill .... 12 HI in .4 III .m III 2il M Ji Hi ID W, sal va ! IJlllll m ihiiI riniRh's Uun t.ieu ll,l,.i l lu u; y ftii Johi.toiilmrg 9 'A Iv Iti, ig way ar Ridgway 4 Clearfield Railroad and Connections. p m, 7 ji) 7 -.11 7 (w 7 0ft 7 01 ) 67 I 47 I 4:i II aa I aft a : 10 p.m. 3 Ift t 01 1 ft4 1 ftl 1 47. 1 4.1 1 ;u I 2D i'19 1 ift 1 Oft l TO. a.m p.m. 7 nn '.i Hi 7 lu 12 a 7 21 12 -M i 12 .tl 7 2s 1 : ;i 7 41 I ! .11 7 4.1 12 .0 7 47 12 &4 7 ftl 7 r4 1 ut a no 1 111 a 10 1 2ft p.m. 4 Ik 4 M 4 ) 4 ;it 4 a? 4 41 4 ftl 4 54 ft (al 5 02 6 10 9 aft 9 .si ur Ridzwiiv Iv 9 ;n Mill Haven 9 10 9 nn 9 O:' 8 41 s 44 8 4u H aft a 10 !0 t liiyln.l Miort Mills Blue Kock Carrier Rrts'kw.ty v'l Lanes Mills Mc.'.liiin Suil llurveys Bun Iv r'alis C'k ar Iv lluBois ar 6 ao lift 5a ur KallaC'k Iv 4 Oft lift a la 13 S3 :.n Uevnoldsvill H Is I :i2 ft at 12 24 Ui Krookvllle S 44 I .'al 4 ftO II 47 New ltd In' in 9 ail S :.s 4 Ol II 10 Bed Uuuk 10 10 II 20 I au 9 uu iv i'iiisburitur 12 Jb 6 M ft 12 ft 27 ft 11! 4ft 7 ill 40 p m. a.m a.m. p.m. p.m. p.m. Kor time tables and additional Information consult ticket aguuta. w. w. atteubluy. j. h. wtion. Ueu'l Manager. Pus. Trurtlc. Mgr. GEO. W. Bei YD, Oen'l Passenger Agent. W A VTtn IT A ft'ttl.-r f UtTdi .S3 Td TDiV- el for well-astabilshcd htue In a few coun tle calling 00 retail merchsuLs and ageuta. lok'al territory, hnlary f)lr2 a year and ex- peussss. pajauir viv. v a weva in cssn aim ex penses advaiu-ed. Position permanent. Busw Ineaa auiveasful and rusuiug. kllallditrii II ,il I ..... b . J
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