"FORGETTIN." ti nlM whfn latt 1 nr my 14 Hit ayra nn lirtgrit 11111 wrt. Be look my two huml In lilt own, " 'Til rrll." my he, "we're nwtl Atthorr rnarhrrr, the likra o' m 1 bid y now hiri." Ah, rirr, thr mmr' thrtflln thing Tli mon I'd ito fur htrrtt I ititrul tin- nliitit I iirumlml well, Awav nti I Mllan!im. An pviry hit it while or to I thry fiTvi tlln .llm. It shouldn't tuke that lon( to do. An liim not tvr.v lull; Til quart the out I'll hear Ma vole, A Ihi.v thut'a out o' rail. An whlh a I him Maml plala Aa e'er a ai foot wall. Orh, never ear, my Jewell I'd torwt ) now thl minute, II I only had noi Ion 0' the way I vlmtild In-Kin it. But Ant and laM It lan'l known The heap o' throtihlr'a In It. Myarlf hemn the nlnht yt went An hain't done H yet; I'm nearly fit to give it up, For whrre'a the utc to fretf An the morning'! (airly spoilt on me Vld Biindln to lorget. Molra O'Neill. THE KING WAS BETTIR. Bat the Doctor (lot Mttlt) Credit For Hll Kfforta. A story Illustrating the good sense and humor or the late King Humbert Is told at the cxpt'tiite of liltf phyilclnn. Dr. KiikIIoiic SonictliMfg the klug. from tils hunting lodge of entitle Fu sano went to the oca nnd nniused him self by shoveling sntnl Into a on it. "Take care, your majesty," aaltl Sngll one oue tiny, "not to perspire too much." "Ah, my dear Signer Doctor," answered the king, renting It Im chin on Ills two linnils Hint prnspeil tin' handle of hit) riptide, "this niusculnr ex ercise doe me much more good than your prescriptions." "Yes, but one must abuse nothing." "Rut I tell you that I feel very well, and you are n fin Id you see in this poor shovel a competitor." And. laughing heartily, the king finished lilllng his cart. However, by exposing himself In every way without exercising any care, the king contracted bronchitis, which took a chronic form nnd gave hi in a rather troublesome cough. This cough was a source of anxiety to the faith ful doctor, aa he could not convince his patient of the necessity for taking med icine. Occasionally the doctor was even sent away abruptly by the king, who would say, "I hnve not called you. Why did you come? You may go. I thnnk yon very much." One evening, however, the doctor thought he bad gained his point, and he prepnrcd for the king In his bedroom the powders he was to take during the night. The next morning Dr. Sagllonn rose very early, being very anxious to know the effect of his medicine. He was received In the bedroom and at once asked, "Well, how does your maj esty feel this morning?" "Much better I may sny qr.lte well," was the response. "Ah." observed the doctor, rubbing bis hnuds with satisfaction, "you see the results of listening to reason." "What do you mean?" asked tbe king. "The powders!" "Bravo!" shouted Humbert "Go Into tbe next room and see what you can find." Tho powders were In the waste paper basket SOUSA AT THE EXPO. Sack Is Pan. "There Is bound to be a fly In the honey," said the disconsolate looking citizen. "There's always some small clrcumstnnce that prevents Joy from being complete." "What Is the trouble now?" "The leading paper of my community printed my picture the other day." "That was nice." "And It said that 1 was one of the people whom everybody knew; that my fame was such that It had spread be yond the confines of my native city and was carrying light Into the regions beyond." "Splendid!" "Then they got a bit rushed In the office and put my friend Wiggins' name under my picture." "That was a little unfortunate." "It Isn't the worst Not a soul noticed It except my wife. And all she said was that she didn't think It looked much like Wiggins!" Washing ton Stur. V Disappointed. A young mnn of this city rang up a lady acquaintance of bis In Court street some duys ago, but Instead of her answering the phone herself her elder sister did so. The young man recognized the difference at once and said In a suuve, niollow voice: "Won't you please deliver a message to MIsb Clurn?" Delighted at the prospect of carrying a message that might result In giving her some insight Into the relation that existed between her slBter and the young man nt the other end of the Hue, she answered: "Why, certulnly, with the greatest of pleasure." "Well, tell her to come to the phono." Memphis St-Iiiiltur. Funr Good Habits. There ore four good habits punctu ality, accuracy, steadiness nnd dis patch. Without the first of these tlmo Is wnsted. Without tho second, mis takes tho most hurtful to our own credit nnd Interest nnd thnt of others may bo committed. Without tho third, nothing can be well done, nnd without tho fourth opportunities of great ad vimtngo are lout, which It is Impos sible to recall. Bliiikespeari!, among his many allu sions to the sweetness, the Innocence nnd tho helplessness. of tho'lamh, only onccltcs it us tin article of food. The Lombards Introduced the custom of chnrglng interest for the use of money. , Famous Banalmastee'a First f)ar ! nee Slnee HI European Teur. Thr inimitable John Fhilip Sous tnrl hi wonderful band, frtjh from s tri umphant tour of Kttrope, including the Pari Kxposition, where it scored the most remarkable hit ever made by an American musical organization abroad, will be the special attrattion ol rhe i'ittthitrg Exposition next week. The opening concert. Monday afternoon. Sept. it,, will be the first that the band fias given since its return to Americn. and it is safe to assume that it will re reive a royal welcome from its Western Pennsylvania friends. In December last Commissioner Gen eral Peck, of the United States com mission to the Tans r.xfontion, p- Sottsa and his band as the American band at the great Exposition. Nothing -ntil the reception accorded to the oruanization. Its catcln ' music, particularly the compositions ol its leader, instantly canght the popular fancy and became the race of Paris. French words were set to the airs of the band, and special tidbits tscre hummed in the ihopi and cafe and in the street. pointed official French surpass john rump soiia. From Taris. the band went to Ber lin, where it took the Germans by storm. In Relgittm it met with the same over whelming success, the Academy of Arts. Science and Literature in Hain ault. conferring upon Sousa a grand diploma of honor, and the decoration of artistic merit of the first class. Similar triumphs were scored in Frankfurt, Mu nich, Hamburg. Cologne, Dresden and Leipstc. Everywhere the perfect pre cision and discipline, the refined en semble and the rich tonal quality of the band created a sensation. On Sept. I, the band sailed from Eu rope on the American Liner St. Louis, receiving an ovation on its departure. Its arrival at New York a week later was the occasion of one ' ' memorable scenes ever enacted at a steamer pier. As the maiiuiiu.i. .v. steamed up the bay, the band occupied the center of the promenade deck for ward. Three large lilk flags, the Stars and Stripes, presented by the French exhibitors at the Paris Exposition; the French ting, a testimoniul to the lis ml from the people of l'nris mid the offleinl flflg of the city of Frankfurt, were un furled. The band plsyed "The Star Spangled Banner," "The Blare and Stripes Forever." and other iintriotic airs, ajhile tbe passengers enthcred about and cheered. So rents rknble was the en thiiHltixm aroused by the crone both on the bout nnd on shore thnt the event at tracted national attention. Indeed, the entire tour of the hand was regarded both In America and nhrond as a matter of international importance. At the close of next week Soitsa and his hand will go Knst for nn encasement of two weeks, returning to the Kxpoxi tion on Oct. IS. nnd remaining until the end of the season. The special attractions, including the Mexican village, Jitn Key, the wonderful edticstcd horse: the crystal Mace; "A Day in tbe Alps": the Cabaret de la Mort and the Clnemtitograph pictures of the Paris Exposition hnve pleased thou sands daily. The Philadelphia Commer cial Museum exhibit has proved to be n most attractive educational feature. New attractions include two windmills in operation, the oldest piano in America, the model of the great ocean greyhound, the Kaiser Wilhclm der Grossc, and a silk mill in constant operation. Visitors may also get a stencil of their name, made on the linotype machine. The First Barlw ETealag Paper. The pluii of this Paper not being generally known, the Proprietors most respectfully take the Liberty of sub mitting the following Sketch of It to the perusal of tbe Public. . The Noon Gazette will be regularly published every day at Twelve o'clock and will contain all the actual news of the Nine Morning Papers, cautiously and faithfully selected from them. Ev ery Species of Misinformation and Un truth will be guarded agaiust with tbe utmost care, and the Communication of real authenticated Intelligence only will ever be the grand Object of this Print. Besides tbe Advantage of having all the News of tbe Nine Morning Papers comprized In one, the Noon Gazette will contain a Postscript with every Article of Important Intelligence that may arise on the Morning of Its publi cation, so that as well as" a unlversul Morning Paper, this Print will be found Uttlo, If at all. Inferior to any Evening Publication. From Tho Noon Gazette and Dally Register, 17S0. Mas tie Brake tt. An Irascible old gentleman had met In early life with an accident which left him with a broken nose, a deform ity about which he was known to be a little sensitive. , One day a new Inquirer propounded the old quest ion,"How did you manage to break youi nose?" The old gentleman answered solemn ly, "To tell the truth, my friend, the accident was caused by my poking It Into other people's business." London Answers. rWrtlra's Heclne For Raeeess. "It Is work, work, work, thnt makes success." she once exclaimed. "Work five minutes, and you will succeed five minutes' worth, but work five hours, nlid you will succeed five hours' worth." "Hut." I said, "remember your natu ral girts." "Plenty hnve natural voices equal to mine." she answered, "plenty have tal ent equal to mine, but I have worked." Saturday Evening Post. Beautiful Complexions Com ft'ffrB yveei, n tainted Woorl Koeom flexion can be muddy, mottled or snllow If he Moor) la pure; no complexion can beclear of blemtshee If the blood Is not pure. More than this : disease cannot exist In a body eun- f lled with pure Mood. This Is the secret of he tuucvss of Celery King. It makes pure blood. Oelery Rtntr cures Constipation, and Nerve, Stomach, Liter aud Kidney diseases. WHEN IN DOUBT, TRY T r - BB-aaBBBBTaTaWa"" The Sr ttoodthetettoiYc.tr. nd havt cured thouftnat ol caiet of Nervont Diicaiei, iui h as Debility, Diulneu, Steeple Vn and Varicocele, Atrophy, ko They clear the brain, trenfthen the circulation, make diReMinit perfect, and Impart healthy vfcor to the hole belee. All L! drain and loftfei are checked Cfrnnff Iff! In frrmmmnttf. Vnlefi pitieMi 3U0I1K AKlIIlt Vra properly cured, their condi tion often worriee ttiem into Inianity, Contump tiop or Death. Mailed aealed. Price i per boat 6 hoxee, with litclad tef al (uarantee to cure or refund tho money. s-oo. Send for free book. For KH.e hy M. Alei tMokw. EVERY WOMAN fmetltues need a rfi. :.U luuiitlily reKUlutlnj; mm.- . DR. PEAfC pEMNYROYAL J. iU r viptw; 'r- nn1rrtn(rilnrffiuH. Tli- r;iiu- ''vtTiinuppoini ci''uj'rn For utile by II. Alex. Ht.iWo. Rod Crooo Tanoy Pi l lo row. Suiprmid KMtiraiiita PAINFUL Minttrvatti AnaPREVE?rnVBItr I BMALK ' taiiODLAltTItaV Are Safe snd ftallable. tar Parftctlr Harmltas The Ledicy PRICESI.OO 8 ant poitpatd on receipt of nlcs. Moasy refunded If not i T- v In nit r. nr.nnni Co. Dm Moines, Iowa. Kor suit' hy II. Aii'X "toke. Fnretf Veen table) Never Fancy Screen Doors in stock sizes, odd sizes made to order at YOUNG'S PUflNING MILL I have the finest stock ol Varnishes in the town. I'arties wishing to reno vate their furniture will find riattine of great value, pi vinjr the appear ance ol fine rubhed work. Also floor finish, for sale in any quantities at YOUNG'S I'LANINGMILL. Want Your Clothing to Fit ? Then you ought to go to J. C. lroehlich, MERCHANT TAILOR. My line of samples are well worth anyone's time to call and inspect. Remember All Work if Gn a inn teed. Cleaning, Repairing and Alter ing a Specialty. J.C. FROKI1L1CII. Noxt door to I'l ii-sti r Tliim. HUFFAtX), rtOCHESTEB & PITTS J BUItGH KAILWAY. TIME TA1II.R. On nnd after Mnv 2lh. WOO, piisin ii't trains will Hi-il r mill dmtt from ltryn o!lvlllo station, dally, except. Similar, as flllllKt nr.rAnr. t.ton. in. Wrek tlnys only. For Fsllat'trk, Dnllols, t'ureiinvin. t'lenrfli-lrl, I'mimii tHWiii'y, Butler, Pltiafmnr, Rrorknavvlllr. Ulcluwiiy, JoliiiMinliuia, Ml. Jewel t sua llmilfiird. Anntvit. I.aiii.tn. Week dnyiMmly. From t'lenrflclrl. baerlbe for The -X- Star If you want trt Nw, tiuri t'uiwenavllle, r'lilln t'rerk, lnHil. IMlt . Ilutler sikI I'Uhx-ntawney. IMS I.KAVK KAI.I.n l.'KF.EK. sot'Tn annmt. 2.14 it. m. !nlly. Mirlit Kxpirs for I'linxsu l n wncy, Diiytim, Hut lei- mill I'lttshms. ?.:i n. m. Week tlnys onhr. For Big Run, I'liiix-iilnwney, Ilutler, l'lttslmrit and In t'rmMlliitr point. n.M n. in. nnd 7.4:i p. m. Week dnys only. For DtiBols, sinnley.Hykes, Ills Hun and Puns- sutHwney. 2.14 p. m. Dully. Vrstllinlerl llmtled. For I'ntixniitnniiey, Dnyion, Ilutler and I'll tn linm. NOHTH nor St). 1.24 ii. iii. Dully. Mvlil Esuiixw for Itllsay, .InliiiHonliins, BultMlosun ItiM-heMter. ?. ii. ni. snd H:wii. m. WwU days only. For Huiekwn.v'llle, ItlilvwHy, Jiiliii'sonluirx, Mt. .lewelt and lltndford. I2.il2 p. m. Dully. Vextlliuled limited. For Itldltniiv, .InlitiMitiliinit, llMidfoid, Biiflnlo and KiN'heHiet-. I.wptu. Week days only. Accomtnodntlon for KeynoldHvlllr. Tinliin Inr t'iirenvllle. t'lemfleld snd Inter mediate stilt Ions leave Falls Creek at 7.28 n. In., j.4i mills. in p. in. 'I hoiinnnd mile Hekets Bood for passnite over iiiiv txirtlon of the II.. It. . nnd Beeeli t'reek ntllroiids nre on sale at two (21 cents per Mine. a For tlekets, time tables snd full Informs, lion snulv to E. V. Davis. Atcnt, Reynnldsvllle, Pa. E. 0. Laprt, Oen. Pas. Afent, Korhrsier N Y TWELFTH ANNUAL FCCORSETS MAKE American Beauties FC Corsets Made in all the newest models and leaders in strictly exclusive designs. They have a national reputation for genuine corset worth. Send for our illustrated price list. KALAMAZOO CORSET CO tfoft Maker. Knlamatofl. Mich. ItOO as ii IB ii II II "msar" I -arwi. m For talt J. J. SUTTER. OPENS SEPTEMBER S, CLOSES OCTOBER SO, MUSIC BY THE WORLD'S GREATEST BANDS. THE FAMOUS BANDA ROSSA, ITALY'S GREATEST MUSICAL ORGANIZATION. Sept. 5th to 15th. EMIL PAUR, WITH THE NEW YORK METROPOLITAN OPERA HOUSE ORCHESTRA. Sept 17th to 22d. SOUSA ANO HIS BAND, DIRECT FROM PARIS. Sept. 24th to 29th and Oct. 15th to 20th. DAMROSCH'S NEW YORK SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA. WALTER DAMROSCH, Conductor. 50 pieces. Oct 1st to 13th. WB1W ATTRAOTIOWa. JtM KEY, The Marvellous Esueated Hons. THE MEXICAN VILLAGE. PHILADELPHIA COMMERCIAL MUSEUM, Special Exhibit of lh Products of tho oatko WsrM. A DAY IN THR ALPS. THI CRYSTAL MAZE. ADMISSION, 23 CENTS. One Fare for the Round Trip on all Railroads. at aaV aaV at at aaV aft) ate ate af ate afa at a9s afs A alat Jk afa St I I! 1 Vou Know 49 4? 4? 49 43 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 ft Where we nre located. Our Stock is UP-TO-DATE in every respect. It is What Vou Want To select from. Ask for what you don't see in our store It is Herb. Jj' a.KULLa AND COMPLETE LaINR Soma Ink and a Shirt. I once remember baring a noted Lon don doctor out at sua for a little ama teur fishing. Me would like to sue a lollgo cuttle caught, be laid. I -warned bliu of what wus likely to happen when gatlliig wng on, but he did not care. "Surely," he said, "I can dodge uch guesswork aa this must be for bo short a time." I felt (luMoUS as to the result, seelug bis white shirt was a prominent object through his having such an open vest Finally a cuttle took the bait, and as I drew It toward us the doctor lost ull thought of himself and bis adornments In his admiration of the movements und the beautiful eyes of the creature when in an Instant, as I gaffed It, the wholo Ink charge struck him In the throat and sadly blackened his white habiliments.--Contemporary He view. iso wonder they call It roasting a man to rake him over the coals. 1'hlla delDhla Uuflnm. 49 43 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 stQ 1 t ! nO 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 House . . Furnishing Goods . . BED ROOM SUITS, LOUNGES, COUCHES, CARPETS, LINOLEUMS, WINDOW BLINDS, TABLE CUTLERY. In fact, anything needed for House Furnishing. Our Motto: BEST GOODS FOR LEAST MONEY. WE WISH TO MENTION- that in the line of . STOVES . We have pamples on our floor in season. 75. to 100 styles of Heating Stoves for gas, coal, wood and oil fuel, aud in Ranges anil Cook Stoves We can at all times show you 80 to 40 styleH and kinds to select from. Linoleums, Floor Oil Cloths. Remember The place to buy TINWARE, GRANITEWARE, WOOD EN WARE, FIBERWARE, LAMPS, CUTLERY, PAINTS AND OILS, COLORS, BRUSHES. . . At lowest prices is at The Ri:vnoi.i)svii.i.k Hardware Co. A CALL THI I iff I a i h I ! I I I I I I I a a. REYNOLDS Y1LLE HARDWARE CD., EEYNOLDSVILLE, PV. rJtorrr'0'0'C'0'Or'l rx A
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