"FORGETTIN."
ti nlM whfn latt 1 nr my 14
Hit ayra nn lirtgrit 11111 wrt.
Be look my two huml In lilt own,
" 'Til rrll." my he, "we're nwtl
Atthorr rnarhrrr, the likra o' m
1 bid y now hiri."
Ah, rirr, thr mmr' thrtflln thing
Tli mon I'd ito fur htrrtt
I ititrul tin- nliitit I iirumlml well,
Awav nti I Mllan!im.
An pviry hit it while or to
I thry fiTvi tlln .llm.
It shouldn't tuke that lon( to do.
An liim not tvr.v lull;
Til quart the out I'll hear Ma vole,
A Ihi.v thut'a out o' rail.
An whlh a I him Maml plala
Aa e'er a ai foot wall.
Orh, never ear, my Jewell
I'd torwt ) now thl minute,
II I only had noi Ion
0' the way I vlmtild In-Kin it.
But Ant and laM It lan'l known
The heap o' throtihlr'a In It.
Myarlf hemn the nlnht yt went
An hain't done H yet;
I'm nearly fit to give it up,
For whrre'a the utc to fretf
An the morning'! (airly spoilt on me
Vld Biindln to lorget.
Molra O'Neill.
THE KING WAS BETTIR.
Bat the Doctor (lot Mttlt) Credit For
Hll Kfforta.
A story Illustrating the good sense
and humor or the late King Humbert
Is told at the cxpt'tiite of liltf phyilclnn.
Dr. KiikIIoiic SonictliMfg the klug.
from tils hunting lodge of entitle Fu
sano went to the oca nnd nniused him
self by shoveling sntnl Into a on it.
"Take care, your majesty," aaltl Sngll
one oue tiny, "not to perspire too
much." "Ah, my dear Signer Doctor,"
answered the king, renting It Im chin
on Ills two linnils Hint prnspeil tin'
handle of hit) riptide, "this niusculnr ex
ercise doe me much more good than
your prescriptions." "Yes, but one
must abuse nothing." "Rut I tell you
that I feel very well, and you are
n fin Id you see in this poor shovel a
competitor." And. laughing heartily,
the king finished lilllng his cart.
However, by exposing himself In
every way without exercising any care,
the king contracted bronchitis, which
took a chronic form nnd gave hi in a
rather troublesome cough. This cough
was a source of anxiety to the faith
ful doctor, aa he could not convince his
patient of the necessity for taking med
icine. Occasionally the doctor was
even sent away abruptly by the king,
who would say, "I hnve not called you.
Why did you come? You may go. I
thnnk yon very much."
One evening, however, the doctor
thought he bad gained his point, and he
prepnrcd for the king In his bedroom
the powders he was to take during the
night. The next morning Dr. Sagllonn
rose very early, being very anxious to
know the effect of his medicine. He
was received In the bedroom and at
once asked, "Well, how does your maj
esty feel this morning?"
"Much better I may sny qr.lte well,"
was the response.
"Ah." observed the doctor, rubbing
bis hnuds with satisfaction, "you see
the results of listening to reason."
"What do you mean?" asked tbe
king.
"The powders!"
"Bravo!" shouted Humbert "Go
Into tbe next room and see what you
can find."
Tho powders were In the waste paper
basket
SOUSA AT THE EXPO.
Sack Is Pan.
"There Is bound to be a fly In the
honey," said the disconsolate looking
citizen. "There's always some small
clrcumstnnce that prevents Joy from
being complete."
"What Is the trouble now?"
"The leading paper of my community
printed my picture the other day."
"That was nice."
"And It said that 1 was one of the
people whom everybody knew; that my
fame was such that It had spread be
yond the confines of my native city
and was carrying light Into the regions
beyond."
"Splendid!"
"Then they got a bit rushed In the
office and put my friend Wiggins' name
under my picture."
"That was a little unfortunate."
"It Isn't the worst Not a soul
noticed It except my wife. And all
she said was that she didn't think It
looked much like Wiggins!" Washing
ton Stur.
V Disappointed.
A young mnn of this city rang up a
lady acquaintance of bis In Court
street some duys ago, but Instead of
her answering the phone herself her
elder sister did so. The young man
recognized the difference at once and
said In a suuve, niollow voice:
"Won't you please deliver a message
to MIsb Clurn?"
Delighted at the prospect of carrying
a message that might result In giving
her some insight Into the relation that
existed between her slBter and the
young man nt the other end of the Hue,
she answered:
"Why, certulnly, with the greatest of
pleasure."
"Well, tell her to come to the phono."
Memphis St-Iiiiltur.
Funr Good Habits.
There ore four good habits punctu
ality, accuracy, steadiness nnd dis
patch. Without the first of these tlmo
Is wnsted. Without tho second, mis
takes tho most hurtful to our own
credit nnd Interest nnd thnt of others
may bo committed. Without tho third,
nothing can be well done, nnd without
tho fourth opportunities of great ad
vimtngo are lout, which It is Impos
sible to recall.
Bliiikespeari!, among his many allu
sions to the sweetness, the Innocence
nnd tho helplessness. of tho'lamh, only
onccltcs it us tin article of food.
The Lombards Introduced the custom
of chnrglng interest for the use of
money. ,
Famous Banalmastee'a First f)ar !
nee Slnee HI European Teur.
Thr inimitable John Fhilip Sous tnrl
hi wonderful band, frtjh from s tri
umphant tour of Kttrope, including the
Pari Kxposition, where it scored the
most remarkable hit ever made by an
American musical organization abroad,
will be the special attrattion ol rhe
i'ittthitrg Exposition next week. The
opening concert. Monday afternoon.
Sept. it,, will be the first that the band
fias given since its return to Americn.
and it is safe to assume that it will re
reive a royal welcome from its Western
Pennsylvania friends.
In December last Commissioner Gen
eral Peck, of the United States com
mission to the Tans r.xfontion, p-
Sottsa and his band as the
American band at the great
Exposition. Nothing -ntil
the reception accorded to
the oruanization. Its catcln '
music, particularly the compositions ol
its leader, instantly canght the popular
fancy and became the race of Paris.
French words were set to the airs of the
band, and special tidbits tscre hummed
in the ihopi and cafe and in the street.
pointed
official
French
surpass
john rump soiia.
From Taris. the band went to Ber
lin, where it took the Germans by storm.
In Relgittm it met with the same over
whelming success, the Academy of
Arts. Science and Literature in Hain
ault. conferring upon Sousa a grand
diploma of honor, and the decoration of
artistic merit of the first class. Similar
triumphs were scored in Frankfurt, Mu
nich, Hamburg. Cologne, Dresden and
Leipstc. Everywhere the perfect pre
cision and discipline, the refined en
semble and the rich tonal quality of the
band created a sensation.
On Sept. I, the band sailed from Eu
rope on the American Liner St. Louis,
receiving an ovation on its departure.
Its arrival at New York a week later
was the occasion of one ' '
memorable scenes ever enacted at a
steamer pier. As the maiiuiiu.i. .v.
steamed up the bay, the band occupied
the center of the promenade deck for
ward. Three large lilk flags, the Stars
and Stripes, presented by the French
exhibitors at the Paris Exposition; the
French ting, a testimoniul to the lis ml
from the people of l'nris mid the offleinl
flflg of the city of Frankfurt, were un
furled. The band plsyed "The Star
Spangled Banner," "The Blare and
Stripes Forever." and other iintriotic
airs, ajhile tbe passengers enthcred about
and cheered. So rents rknble was the en
thiiHltixm aroused by the crone both on
the bout nnd on shore thnt the event at
tracted national attention. Indeed, the
entire tour of the hand was regarded
both In America and nhrond as a matter
of international importance.
At the close of next week Soitsa and
his hand will go Knst for nn encasement
of two weeks, returning to the Kxpoxi
tion on Oct. IS. nnd remaining until the
end of the season.
The special attractions, including the
Mexican village, Jitn Key, the wonderful
edticstcd horse: the crystal Mace; "A
Day in tbe Alps": the Cabaret de la
Mort and the Clnemtitograph pictures of
the Paris Exposition hnve pleased thou
sands daily. The Philadelphia Commer
cial Museum exhibit has proved to be n
most attractive educational feature.
New attractions include two windmills
in operation, the oldest piano in America,
the model of the great ocean greyhound,
the Kaiser Wilhclm der Grossc, and a
silk mill in constant operation. Visitors
may also get a stencil of their name,
made on the linotype machine.
The First Barlw ETealag Paper.
The pluii of this Paper not being
generally known, the Proprietors most
respectfully take the Liberty of sub
mitting the following Sketch of It to
the perusal of tbe Public.
. The Noon Gazette will be regularly
published every day at Twelve o'clock
and will contain all the actual news of
the Nine Morning Papers, cautiously
and faithfully selected from them. Ev
ery Species of Misinformation and Un
truth will be guarded agaiust with tbe
utmost care, and the Communication
of real authenticated Intelligence only
will ever be the grand Object of this
Print.
Besides tbe Advantage of having all
the News of tbe Nine Morning Papers
comprized In one, the Noon Gazette
will contain a Postscript with every
Article of Important Intelligence that
may arise on the Morning of Its publi
cation, so that as well as" a unlversul
Morning Paper, this Print will be
found Uttlo, If at all. Inferior to any
Evening Publication. From Tho Noon
Gazette and Dally Register, 17S0.
Mas tie Brake tt.
An Irascible old gentleman had met
In early life with an accident which
left him with a broken nose, a deform
ity about which he was known to be a
little sensitive. ,
One day a new Inquirer propounded
the old quest ion,"How did you manage
to break youi nose?"
The old gentleman answered solemn
ly, "To tell the truth, my friend, the
accident was caused by my poking It
Into other people's business." London
Answers.
rWrtlra's Heclne For Raeeess.
"It Is work, work, work, thnt makes
success." she once exclaimed. "Work
five minutes, and you will succeed five
minutes' worth, but work five hours,
nlid you will succeed five hours' worth."
"Hut." I said, "remember your natu
ral girts."
"Plenty hnve natural voices equal to
mine." she answered, "plenty have tal
ent equal to mine, but I have worked."
Saturday Evening Post.
Beautiful Complexions
Com ft'ffrB yveei, n tainted Woorl Koeom
flexion can be muddy, mottled or snllow If
he Moor) la pure; no complexion can beclear
of blemtshee If the blood Is not pure. More
than this : disease cannot exist In a body eun-
f lled with pure Mood. This Is the secret of
he tuucvss of Celery King. It makes pure
blood.
Oelery Rtntr cures Constipation, and Nerve,
Stomach, Liter aud Kidney diseases.
WHEN IN DOUBT, TRY
T r - BB-aaBBBBTaTaWa""
The Sr
ttoodthetettoiYc.tr.
nd havt cured thouftnat ol
caiet of Nervont Diicaiei, iui h
as Debility, Diulneu, Steeple
Vn and Varicocele, Atrophy, ko
They clear the brain, trenfthen
the circulation, make diReMinit
perfect, and Impart healthy
vfcor to the hole belee. All
L! drain and loftfei are checked
Cfrnnff Iff! In frrmmmnttf. Vnlefi pitieMi
3U0I1K AKlIIlt Vra properly cured, their condi
tion often worriee ttiem into Inianity, Contump
tiop or Death. Mailed aealed. Price i per boat
6 hoxee, with litclad tef al (uarantee to cure or
refund tho money. s-oo. Send for free book.
For KH.e hy M. Alei tMokw.
EVERY WOMAN
fmetltues need a rfi. :.U
luuiitlily reKUlutlnj; mm.- .
DR. PEAfC
pEMNYROYAL J. iU r
viptw; 'r- nn1rrtn(rilnrffiuH. Tli- r;iiu-
''vtTiinuppoini ci''uj'rn
For utile by II. Alex. Ht.iWo.
Rod
Crooo
Tanoy
Pi l lo
row.
Suiprmid
KMtiraiiita
PAINFUL
Minttrvatti
AnaPREVE?rnVBItr
I BMALK '
taiiODLAltTItaV
Are Safe snd ftallable.
tar Parftctlr Harmltas
The Ledicy
PRICESI.OO
8 ant poitpatd on receipt of
nlcs. Moasy refunded If not i
T- v In nit r. nr.nnni Co.
Dm Moines, Iowa.
Kor suit' hy II. Aii'X "toke.
Fnretf Veen
table) Never
Fancy Screen Doors
in stock sizes, odd sizes made
to order at
YOUNG'S PUflNING MILL
I have the finest stock
ol Varnishes in the town.
I'arties wishing to reno
vate their furniture will
find riattine of great
value, pi vinjr the appear
ance ol fine rubhed work.
Also floor finish, for sale
in any quantities at
YOUNG'S I'LANINGMILL.
Want Your
Clothing to Fit ?
Then you ought to go to
J. C. lroehlich,
MERCHANT TAILOR.
My line of samples are well
worth anyone's time to call and
inspect. Remember
All Work if Gn a inn teed.
Cleaning, Repairing and Alter
ing a Specialty.
J.C. FROKI1L1CII.
Noxt door to I'l ii-sti r Tliim.
HUFFAtX), rtOCHESTEB & PITTS
J BUItGH KAILWAY.
TIME TA1II.R.
On nnd after Mnv 2lh. WOO, piisin
ii't trains will Hi-il r mill dmtt from ltryn
o!lvlllo station, dally, except. Similar, as
flllllKt
nr.rAnr.
t.ton. in. Wrek tlnys only. For Fsllat'trk,
Dnllols, t'ureiinvin. t'lenrfli-lrl, I'mimii
tHWiii'y, Butler, Pltiafmnr, Rrorknavvlllr.
Ulcluwiiy, JoliiiMinliuia, Ml. Jewel t sua
llmilfiird.
Anntvit.
I.aiii.tn. Week dnyiMmly. From t'lenrflclrl.
baerlbe for
The -X- Star
If you want trt Nw,
tiuri
t'uiwenavllle, r'lilln t'rerk, lnHil. IMlt
. Ilutler sikI I'Uhx-ntawney.
IMS I.KAVK KAI.I.n l.'KF.EK.
sot'Tn annmt.
2.14 it. m. !nlly. Mirlit Kxpirs for I'linxsu
l n wncy, Diiytim, Hut lei- mill I'lttshms.
?.:i n. m. Week tlnys onhr. For Big Run,
I'liiix-iilnwney, Ilutler, l'lttslmrit and In
t'rmMlliitr point.
n.M n. in. nnd 7.4:i p. m. Week dnys only. For
DtiBols, sinnley.Hykes, Ills Hun and Puns-
sutHwney.
2.14 p. m. Dully. Vrstllinlerl llmtled. For
I'ntixniitnniiey, Dnyion, Ilutler and I'll tn
linm. NOHTH nor St).
1.24 ii. iii. Dully. Mvlil Esuiixw for Itllsay,
.InliiiHonliins, BultMlosun ItiM-heMter.
?. ii. ni. snd H:wii. m. WwU days only. For
Huiekwn.v'llle, ItlilvwHy, Jiiliii'sonluirx, Mt.
.lewelt and lltndford.
I2.il2 p. m. Dully. Vextlliuled limited. For
Itldltniiv, .InlitiMitiliinit, llMidfoid, Biiflnlo
and KiN'heHiet-.
I.wptu. Week days only. Accomtnodntlon
for KeynoldHvlllr.
Tinliin Inr t'iirenvllle. t'lemfleld snd Inter
mediate stilt Ions leave Falls Creek at 7.28 n.
In., j.4i mills. in p. in.
'I hoiinnnd mile Hekets Bood for passnite
over iiiiv txirtlon of the II.. It. . nnd Beeeli
t'reek ntllroiids nre on sale at two (21 cents
per Mine. a
For tlekets, time tables snd full Informs,
lion snulv to
E. V. Davis. Atcnt, Reynnldsvllle, Pa.
E. 0. Laprt, Oen. Pas. Afent,
Korhrsier N Y
TWELFTH ANNUAL
FCCORSETS
MAKE
American Beauties
FC Corsets
Made in all the newest models and
leaders in strictly exclusive designs.
They have a national reputation for
genuine corset worth. Send for our
illustrated price list.
KALAMAZOO CORSET CO
tfoft Maker. Knlamatofl. Mich.
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For talt
J. J. SUTTER.
OPENS SEPTEMBER S, CLOSES OCTOBER SO,
MUSIC BY THE WORLD'S GREATEST BANDS.
THE FAMOUS BANDA ROSSA, ITALY'S GREATEST MUSICAL
ORGANIZATION. Sept. 5th to 15th.
EMIL PAUR, WITH THE NEW YORK METROPOLITAN OPERA
HOUSE ORCHESTRA. Sept 17th to 22d.
SOUSA ANO HIS BAND, DIRECT FROM PARIS.
Sept. 24th to 29th and Oct. 15th to 20th.
DAMROSCH'S NEW YORK SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA.
WALTER DAMROSCH, Conductor. 50 pieces. Oct 1st to 13th.
WB1W ATTRAOTIOWa.
JtM KEY, The Marvellous Esueated Hons. THE MEXICAN VILLAGE.
PHILADELPHIA COMMERCIAL MUSEUM, Special Exhibit of lh Products of tho oatko WsrM.
A DAY IN THR ALPS. THI CRYSTAL MAZE.
ADMISSION, 23 CENTS. One Fare for the Round Trip on all Railroads.
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Where we nre located.
Our Stock is
UP-TO-DATE in every respect. It is
What Vou Want
To select from. Ask for what you don't see in our store It is Herb.
Jj' a.KULLa AND COMPLETE LaINR
Soma Ink and a Shirt.
I once remember baring a noted Lon
don doctor out at sua for a little ama
teur fishing. Me would like to sue a
lollgo cuttle caught, be laid. I -warned
bliu of what wus likely to happen when
gatlliig wng on, but he did not care.
"Surely," he said, "I can dodge uch
guesswork aa this must be for bo short
a time."
I felt (luMoUS as to the result, seelug
bis white shirt was a prominent object
through his having such an open vest
Finally a cuttle took the bait, and as I
drew It toward us the doctor lost ull
thought of himself and bis adornments
In his admiration of the movements
und the beautiful eyes of the creature
when in an Instant, as I gaffed It, the
wholo Ink charge struck him In the
throat and sadly blackened his white
habiliments.--Contemporary He view.
iso wonder they call It roasting a
man to rake him over the coals. 1'hlla
delDhla Uuflnm.
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House . .
Furnishing
Goods . .
BED ROOM SUITS,
LOUNGES,
COUCHES,
CARPETS,
LINOLEUMS,
WINDOW BLINDS,
TABLE CUTLERY.
In fact, anything needed for House
Furnishing.
Our Motto:
BEST GOODS FOR LEAST MONEY.
WE WISH TO MENTION-
that in the line of
. STOVES .
We have pamples on
our floor in season.
75. to 100 styles of
Heating Stoves for gas,
coal, wood and oil fuel,
aud in
Ranges anil Cook Stoves
We can at all times
show you 80 to 40 styleH
and kinds to select from.
Linoleums, Floor Oil Cloths.
Remember
The place to buy
TINWARE,
GRANITEWARE,
WOOD EN WARE,
FIBERWARE,
LAMPS,
CUTLERY,
PAINTS AND OILS,
COLORS,
BRUSHES. . .
At lowest prices is at
The Ri:vnoi.i)svii.i.k Hardware Co.
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