THE BP-IDAL GOWN -« + B) Joseph Nevin Doyle , - ; h Kevin D»ule . -1 " ail can e al« ut with some *•1 I [ • ' wot '- it the shoemaker's • h nch where Deee and his | father. I diste Sabouriu. were Woi'kll.g. "I i a give you nothing If you marry the gin ' • ui the elder one. glowering o\ 1r Is s|i : ;,-s. Had you put less silver into the maw of the wolf und ii<ore into \our father's eolfers. you night Ittve had enough by now to keep a wife Ilure is little iu the trade for you as it is." "Faith, then. I'll quit it." suid Ilece, driving home a peg with a vicious clip. • 1,1 goto the woods, the river, any where!" "And leave your wife at home to cuddle her spindle," said the father, looking out with a little smirk through the window of squared panes and blinking his last for the nonce to dip api tie bof snutT "Why do you want to many now 7 You are too young, inii't you wait awhile? Wait even un til the spring, when the shanty men com down froui the wild lands and thei. s lots to do. Tln-re Is not inoro •diver by now than will tide 11s over winter Tut' Shaveling! A marriage, 112. rsoot! ! By the holy murk of tho ash. It's droll. That's what It Is-it's droll!" "I don't care. I'll marry Jaquette in spite of you." "'1 don't care." So brays the ass." "So brays old cr«K)ked nose bandy bgs. | I .laps ' said Deee, springing up, with a jerk at his apron strings, and without another word lie put on his coat and hat and went off in a huff to Le l.oup leaving his parent, who, Mia*. was a little vain of his bodily tx-uutv. to wince under this harsh, un tiliai tirade. \\ he.l he had gone, ('aliste removed his s|», taelcs v.rv gravely and care fully and set his iips iu a pucker, us if ptolTeritig a kis- the chin slightly ele vated. showing the long throat, villi an admirable Adam's apple midway. It was a characteristic pose. 110 doubt, ii.spiring among the younger folk of the village the iih knaliie by which he was known in their uioude. "Old Kiss Me Never " et was it a very sweet I*»e and one much admired by elderly iqiiisb-r- and ambttfoaa widows, for Callst. was an eligible, with only ii very slight sprinkling of gray. Then Le kicked aside the knee strap and fondled the hist in his lap after u time Loiiorcd tic-dilative custom. It was a nasty thing for a --on to say to the fa ther vho h: d reared him and been kind to him always. That was plain. After he had pondered thus bitterly upon Deee s Ingratitude for sometime Caliste Iwgaii to retlect uiKin the |k>s slble verity of the lad's words. True, an unfortunate accident of childhood had «-»t his nose slightly awry; but, regarding his legs, he would not admit, even to himself, they were not tho straightest ami shapeliest limbs lu the whole province of l/ue!,ee Tills last was a most vile calumny. The bench might have tlioin 11 slight inclination at the knees, but that was never noticeable. He tossed tho last into a heap of its fellows, always an evidence of brilliant inductions, and shook off some leather parings with 11 pleasant. coquettish gesture, ns when & woman flicks her apron to affright < Mekcns A smile budded at his lips. Then he suid aloud: "Well, we shall see, 111011 enfant." it shall not Is- said t'aliste was pre cipitate His very business had en gendered circumspection and method in his IN. nes. Wl at soever plans he had already formed le wa« determined to carry out In the shadow of the rose. The veiling he called ujion his frt»nd Tra tte the tailor Tho visit was merelv a friendly call, an evidence of good nill. as it were, a commercial courtesy After some considerable con versation upon the state of business Callst* manifested suddenly a certain genuine Interest In the rolls of cloth Tricotte In ir blv paraded before his visitors wl • ther through force of habit or with insidious designs upon their susceptibilities must not l»e mooted. At a certain piece ('aliste declared ho bsd u«Ter found anything that so took his fancy it was a perfect aggrava tion. he deplored with times so hard. Wlwi. he finally succuiiilksl with every •▼ldenc«? of disgust for his weakness, Trlcotte prepared to take the little man's measure quickly lest some sinl den sMft of wind should veer the rane from this tine, unusual cupidity. He »as somew hat exhilarated with his tiusl!t*»SM cunning, which he hud come to re|r#«rd as (renins pure and simple. I lils last was a master stroke, he thought for «'ah-te was notoriously rlose I here w.is <>lie thing which pUZ iled the tailor not a littie the repeated, anxious remark of his friend, repeated *v»m through tie* . ru* k of the door at parting He „nre to make the trousers wide wide hs you can." Now a plausible reason for wearing the forthcoming habiliments must be found and <'aliste v< r\ well knew to be<*s.,ui out suddenly upon the parish In sic h attire would 1h- to create u sen sation «;im«l' It was well known that h railway c inpai .v had had land latoly surveyed lii St Pyx and was even then Begot ting with a number of the vil lagers for the purchase of it. Promi nent among these was I 'aliste himself. Now he found his plans to accumulutu beaut fully in this last inspiration. He would go down to Montreal on this business • 112 the rallwav Incidentally there were certain hairdressers and surgeons In that ctty whose fame had Ma ad 1 mmi h aa out of the way place as St Pyx No to Moi ie:i went ('aliste, and, II 1 h- <1 lo! i- . 1 11 v ante pate it i. ! stalling l.e r- idil.v disposed of the I and • ame home with a snug 101 l of bank bills in the pockets of bis glorious new trousers Kverybody com tlie 1 ted oil the Wonderful benefit the trip had !>een to the little shoemaker, hovv it had enhanced bis look- and per boi il appearance the hair sloe black, the nose as exactly ordered as that of the Apollo Belvedere. No one could t> .1 altogethei what had happened, but there was an inordinate fluttering among the spinsters as well as a deal of < aiiment in certain sage coteries up on the Ucgenct 11 nig iiiuuciiccs ot city life None marveled so much as did 1 >e< e at this great and sudden change lu his parent. Kven his manner and opinions had changed, tor now here ganled with evcty gratification and pleasure the approaching nuptials of his son and Jaquette Dion. Now, a whisper ran. as whispers will run when the pa«iti< surface of rustic life is ruf fled that « aliste had come mysterious ly and suddenly Into great good for tuue 1 >eee was elevated immediately from the Ignominious level of a ue'er do well to an eniiiieiicy of considerable distinc tion and promise, and hence Jaquette, lately taunted with weird prophecies of' future iinhappincss through Dece'B evil doings. was now regarded as u very fortunate girl in having succeeded in landing such a desirable catch. These things, coming to Deee's ears, gave bini suddenh eeitain airs that were not overplea? ing to his fiancee. His sprees at l.e Loup eaine more frequently. His manner toward Jaquette beeame offen sively condescendl)"' Meanwhile tiie father began to show an unusual iut« rest in his daughter-in law elect. Now he would hand her a rose a tine, proud, nodding beauty— wiiti a gesture and inclination of the head inimitably courtly. Occasionally lie met her. by the merest accident, of colli -", and they walked and chatted through whole twilights. When he was leaving her. «'aliste would kiss her up on the brow, as a prospective father-in law might indeed, and Willi quintessen tial propriety. the more ar dent the fathers attention grew the more thoughtlessly independent grew 1 >eee. In the eyes of the villagers the fa ther's attentions seemed a most ad mirable and unprecedented homuge, und Jaquette came to be almost an ob ject of envy. The thing was overpow eringly new to her. Schooled in the harsh conventions of common life to expect a pound of grossness for every ounce or even less of genuine open af fection and deference, she marveled at this unceasing, impossibly tender devotion of her future father-in-law. It appealed to her finest woman's sen sibilities. seemed the first palpable evi dence 01 the existence in man of that ideal chivalry which Is the cherished dream of every young girl, of coarse or line liber, the dream of the knight nnd the dragon. She began to regret lu quiet moments that 1 »ece had not inherited these exquisite characteris tics from his father. Yet withal she was very happy in a way. for now that which had been as a very millstone about her neck in this wooing of Deee, the pit> and contempt of her friends, was transformed, as by magic, Into a necklace of pearls which she might fiauut before their envying -eyes. If there was one predominating, over mastering quality in Jaquette's nature, that quality was vanity. How well aware tin- wily (and himself as essen tially vainl Caliste was of this remains to be seen. By special request of Deee. who, contrary to every rustic precedent, dis liked nuptial show and ostentation, the cum' granted a p Ttuission. not an un common one. that the banns of mar riage l»e published from the altar but once instead of three times on suc cessive Sundays. Th<> marriage was to be performed on th ■ Monday follow ing the tirst and last publication of the banns. The last week came, and Ja quette brought the material for her bridal gown to Dame la It tie.the vil lage modiste. < 'oncurreiit with this event the modiste was called upon by Ch lisle. Dame la Rile was one of the few widows or spinster-; in St. Pyx 011 whom the gallant shoemaker had made not the slightest impression. She was a woman of strict business principles, setting much store by the illusive dol lar. entirely a! abed in husbanding its ilk and allot; 'ther too practical, if n<"! too archaic, for sentiment. C 'aliste r< red her very much and feared her not a little. <0 it was with much difficulty that lie unfolded to her a plan bv means of which she might come into possession of a few dollars without much compunction of con science or a great deal of painstaking effort. It was the knowledge of her mercenary spirit that buoyed him up with hope. He dared hope she would b- susceptible. If not. why. then, of course, his cherished plans must come to naught. His hopes played him fairly. "You see It does not put you inn box either way, nindame." said he, with his prettiest pucker and a charming em phasis of distinction upon the name, al ways sii delighting to the modiste, who had been in I'aris for a short time as waiting maid with a rich Montreal lady and who expected the fact to throw n ylanioiirof eminence about her forever. "I see. monsieur." she answered. "I nm expected to keep the thing from the ears of the gossips and to speak only when the right moment comes." "K.xactly. And, now. here is the ma terial." lid •'aliste. breaking the cords of certain large pan els he had carried under cuer of the darkness to the house of 1 lie modiste. When 'he wonderful contents of the parcels were poured forth upon the ta ble. the little ni 'diste opened her eyes very wide and suppressed, with nice tact, an exclamation of amazement. Mounds of silk- and satins colored like the rainbow. cascades of laces of the subtlest design, orillaiubs of ribbon of Vatied e\q|-,i ,!„>■ lilies, like tile darting fringes of the northern lights, were tumbled upon the !ill lv table until it fairly see 111 cd to groan with this weight of opulence. Visions of her brief Pari sian days came to madame as she mut tered in an unguarded moment, "What grandeur;'' followed very quickly by, "Much as we have seen in Paris." She could not suppress a smile, how ever, lo iking upon the little pile of common stuffs Jaqiictte had brought. Well, the two gowns were made, one by an assistant - 1 it would be inten tionally vciy crudely done, the other by I tame la Itue herself in strict seclu sion and with infinite pains. Jaqiictte came once or twice to be fitted, and it Was the <'lllllllloll wi.i l; was tried on her. although at the same time the lit tle modiste's mind wa- busily engaged with secretly taking dimensions for tho other. At last It wa« the Saturday afternoon previous to the Sunday appointed for tin publication of the banns and two days before the day set for the wed ding Deee had been unusually indif ferent lit the truth were known, in his great joy he had imbib> d too freely and wa* oft times as! .-lined to show himself before his tiaiiceci, and Jaqiictte was very sick at heart over it all. The dear, dear father, she thought, how kind, how good he had been, making her handsome presents, sending her such lov-'ly Hovers! No doubt it was be cause in observed that Deee was not showing her that attention which was due her. the dear mall! i lie entf::'iee of I lame la Hue inter rupted tins reverie She had dismissed her assistant a' the door of the little whitewashed cabin and labored into the room undei a very tower of bun dles, Jaqiictte could not understand why there were so many So in a little while the bride elect was invested ill le-r bridal govn, the common one. She fairly groaned with uneasiness It was all awry Oh and her heart sank with disgust and dread what a wretched, detestable thing! She could never think of wearing it Yet and here her mind eased a littie the wedding would bo very quiet. Very few would see it. That was good The little mother camo in. "Kien! I like my hussy's pride!" said she. "Too good for the like of her it is, inadanie too good. You that's been in Paris ought to know." i Then said Dame la Hue, perfectly collected anil gravely giving into tue gill's hands the other bundles: "Try this oil, inamsclle." Jaquette went into the little room again anil returned present!}' as radiant with joy as a rose arrayed as Solo mon's wife in all her glory had uot been. "What does It mean, madame?" said she in an ecstasy of delight. "Where did you get itV" "Yon s|m!| know presently," was all the other said. Then Jaquette began to pace up and down the 100111 in a maze of emotions. "So perfect, so beautiful, so heavenly!" she cried in a delirium of pride and joy, the little mother looking on with her mouth wide agape, like a mouse trap. Outside the cabin door stood Caliste, snugly attired, a rose iu the buttonhole of his brave new coat and another, a long stemmed nodding favor, in his fingers, nice as a verger with his white wand, yet with an expression of pa thetic perplexity on his now not un handsome visage. He had left Deee at the bench with strict Injunctions to re main there until he should return. Some business of great importance re garding the land lie had sold was to be transactisl with a stranger who was then awaiting him at Hotel Ca;*tor. Now. the whole detestable baseness of the intrigue was pressing upon Cn liste's conscience with merciless stress. Did Dece's harsh words justify ull this deceitful scheming? Was it a fatherly thing in any light? If Jaquette should refuse and scorn him, he would be the laughing stock of the parish to his dy ing day. Then he reversed the argu ment emphatically. It was a scurrilous thing for Deee to say. anil he would prove to the tippling, good for nothing lout that, supposing his calumnies were even half true, he (Caliste) was smart enough to get Jaquette's preference. What a beautiful revenge! His heart softened a little toward Deee, but he quickly reassured himself with "he's young and will soon get over it." And the p:-! she was lovely! He believed lie was more in love with her than he had ever been vviih Sabine, his first wife. Then he i -verted to the first dreadful hypothesis. Ah. if he were mistaken in regard to her vanity! If she should refuse! The thoughts fairly stilled hira, so lie could get no relief save to burst into the cabin and, to to speak, get away from it. In her great joy Jaquette rushed into Caliste's arms immediately when he en tered and, planting a kiss fairly upon his reddening cheek, cried: "Oh, look! How good you were to send me this sweet gown! I know it was your* His heart sank, and he glanced dark ly toward the little modiste. It oc curred to him that Dame la Rue had broken faith. "Then—then you will agree?" he stammered. "Agree! Agree to what, monsieur?" "You you will—will agree to take me instead »112 Deee. Has she not told you—the modiste?" "She has told me naught, monsieur. I do not understand," the girl suid, rubbing her eyes with perplexity. Then Caliste made matters clearer in a fumbling, clumsy way, not at all as he had expected to do it how if she should marry him instead of Deee the gown was hers; if uot well, the other way. "St. Vierge, how lucky!" muttered the mother under her breath, then aloud: "Certainly she will, monsieur. Have no fear of that. Her father, that's on his raft now down by Que bec, has always been against the other match. And lam willing. Yes, mon sieur"- making a courtesy to his fut pocketbook rather than to his person— "with all uiy heart!" The thing set Jaquette into a kind of stupor of perplexity. The gown, the gown, the heavenly, lovely gown, seemed to rise above every other cry of her being. She could not part with that. No. no. no. 110! Let come what might, that was hers forever. Love of angels, what a sight she would be be fore the admiring village! Nothing like it had ever before been seen in the parish, the province, the world! After all, did she really love Deee? He had pinched her often with anger. What might he not do after they were mar ried? Resides, he was drunk half the time, though he tried to hide it, the sneak! Come: lie wasn't half so hand some us his father, that dear, kindly man with such tender ways and not a gray hair oither! What must the peo ple say? Iler heart chilled at this thought. Rut, then, did not every one know of Deee's miserable conduct? Ah, but the gown! The gown! She surveyed herself from head to foot, and then her heart flew up into her throat like a catapult, and, with u great gulp of 11 sob. she thrust herself Into the arms of Caliste, who had suf fered martyrdom during her medita tions, crying, "Ah. monsieur. I know you will be kind and good to me!" That evening Deee came to the cabin and was received Icily. Jaquette was not feeling very well. Dame Dion said he must wait until the morrow to see her. "No; I must goto my bride," said he, attempting to force an entrance with much arrogance. "If she be sick, I'm the one should see her." Jaquette's mother had but 11 crack of the door opened, and she closed It quickly, saying: "Go away. Deee! You must not come inside tonight." Bo to Le Loup went Deee, much de jected, so much that he spent the night In a glorious spree to drown his sorrow and was not at mass the next day when the banns were published. Narisse. the carter, met him after mass and. striking him playfully upon the shoulder, said: "So the old man broke your nose?" "1 low 7 \\ hat's this?" "lie was called with Jaquette this morning by the cure "Vas ten great fool! You have been seeing blue angels!" Rut In a little while the village was humming like a hive with the news, and before the ceremony next day Deee was far on his way to the wild lands to join a camp of lumbermen. Ileeeiier's lie|»:i rti-f. A young new pa; r 11 n who was the Alb.-iiiv lon "ile.ii cf a metro pi 1!i■. 11 il \ enll 1■ d lie lat ion at l-'ortv cconi Strict to take the train |||, 1:11 ca'ii' ! He iw Henry W rd I'eceher sittiu. mod. Ily retired, awaiting a train that would take hitu to lus ei-mitry seat. Peekskill. Iho new paper ?• a was veil known to Mr lie ehcr ami so v. ent to 11 iIII to pay his respi ets. "On your way to \lbany, I pre suine," said the preacher "Are the legislative sessiom interesting and ex citing 7" " v ; dull a?, d. -livv a t < 1 p plied t li€ journalist. "Indeed for iny letters I am compelled to draw imagina tion for my facts " Mr Ueechcr look, d up. with a merry twinl'.h in his eye and promptly coin pleted the quotation from Sherida "and on y-'.ir tnenuiry for your wit The newspaper 1 in I- It a- if he had I been knocked down. I'rooklyn Lagle. |AT THE j I ROPE'S END | ? By Lillian C. Paschal ? # ('oiii/riilht, I'Ml, f-y /. ( J 'Ofchal ® * •.«. e.».«. o "Look out, girls! Don't go that wa. - here's the trail." Rattlesnake Jack the big guide, handed each maid of hi convoy over the rocks toward Inspira tion point as if she were a Dresden china shepherdess and might break any moment. "1 do wish you wouldn't be so careful of us," pouted one little lady. "1 am quite able to take care of myself." And she tossed her pretty head with Its tumbled mane like a colt restive under the curb. "Miss Spofford desires the dignity of her position to be maintained," de claimed it normal class miss from the platform of a bowlder just ahead. "She has been out from parental, high school and city authority for a whole year, during which time she has suc cessfully tilled the position of in structor in tlit? Black Tail school, dis trict of Basin, state of Montana. Signed, sealed and delivered by me this 12tli day of August, W.#'. Martha E. Nickel." And she pompously rolled up an imaginary certificate, took from her small, freckled nose a pair of invisible eyeglasses and glanced benignly around upon her giggling audience. "I don't care." Ella Spofford's piquant face was flushed, though she smiled with the rest over Martha's chaffing. "After you've done the order ing yourself, you don't want to be always under somebody else's order. And, besides," she added, "1 want tu get a snapshot of the lower falls from below Red dock, and Jack never lets me go where 1 want to. I want to have a good time and see everything. What are we in the Yellowstone park for, anyway?'" "To secure valuable informaUon on geological strata," came in sonorous, didactic tones from the bowlder. "To obtain the latest views in snapshoot ing. that we may thereby be qualified to train the young idea how to shoot the shoots of learning" A hailstorm of pebbles Interrupted the speaker, who descended and walked on with great dignity. The others followed, their cowboy guide bringing up the rear. "I beg your pardon, Miss Ella," he was apologizing redly to the rebellious lamb In his flock. When he was embar rassed or excited, his cowboy vernacu lar fell from him like the thin veneer It was, and he dropped, as back to a na tive tongue, into the "Harvard lan guage." as his ranch friends termed It. "It is exceedingly dangerous around these rocks. They are shaly and slip pery and 1 have seen more than one go down to death just because they did not realize the danger. See that long line of danger rope stretched along down there to keep tourists on the up per trail?" She nodded. "That very place," he continued, "where you wanted to take your kodak picture, on the other side of Red rock is the spot from which a minister fell to the bottom of the gorge, over 1,000 feet, last year. We could not even get down to hriiig back the remains. It was awful! He was dashed to pieces. His wife stood here. She almost went insane over it." "I know, but he was probably a ten derfoot fresh from the east" this with all tin; western scorn of eastern igno rance of mountain climbing. "I'm a mountain girl." "Yes, 1 know," lie assented eagerly, "and plucky and sure footed its well, but 1 promised your mothers that I would bring you all back safely from this camping trip through the purk, iii.d 1 intend to do so even though It be against your own sweet will." "There; now will you be good?" laughed Martha Nickel. "After that touch of masculine masterfulness 'Bogy man 'II catch you if you don't watch out!'" she hummed wickedly as she passed them. "And remember how one bogy man changed his title from Gentleman Jink to Rattlesnake ditto down on his cattle ranch in Gallatin valley. That was when he was still 'fresh from the east,' too— but that's aiiotin r story, as Itudyard says." .lack looked sheepish, as he always did when this piece of his prowess was mentioned. "Oh, tell me about it," asked Ella, her grievance forgotten. "You lassoed the rattler, didn't you?" lie nodded. "That's all there was tc It,"he said shortly. "Except the trifling detail of the child whose life you saved by it and who would have been bitten otherwise," she answered. "The chief benefit I derived" he smiled reminiscently—"was my promo tion in the estimation of the cowboys from ;i mere college tenderfoot to a genuine cowboy, a long stride in evolu tion." By this time they had come up with the rest of the party, who were at the Castle ruins, gazing out, awestruck, over the Grand Canyon of the Yellow stone. Only the roar of the river 2,000 feet below, hushed by distance into a whisper, mingled with the cries of the young eagles in their eyries on the crags. Three miles away to the right the whit" 11 ;; k » of the I'pper falls could be s,.|.|| iin the greater Lower falls win invisible from their foothold on the topmost turret of the castlelike rocks which give the ruins their name. Across the great chasm and on every M shone the wonderful, rugged, rocky steeps, whose many marvelous hues have defied the skill of genera* I ions of artists. "Just as if Nature had made in her? underground laboratory a solution of fr.vstaili/ed sunsets and splintered rain bows and poured it down over the cliffs." breathed Ella In an ecstasy of ilellght. "Yes, it's it sight to dream about," assented Jack, but he was not looking at her. < »li, but 1 do want to get a full front view of the Lower falls for my colleo Hon." And she turned the finder of her camera up the gorge "There's always a rock or some pines in the way here. I wish I could get down there." Dine togo back to csinp," was .I n k's prosaic interruption to their schoolgirl flights of rapture, and thej turned regretfully away. "Where's Miss Spofford?" he inquired suddenly in the midst of a story about the glacial rock upon which their ko daks were focus< <l. "You all stay right here. Don't any of you dare to stir from this rock!" His voice was linn, but his tanned face went ash color The command was not to be disobeyed, and they knew it. I. ike an arrow he shot back down the trail through the pines to the canyon <i'l" His bravo heart Jumped and stood still for one suffocating instant There on the steep slope below he saw her. She had wound up her kodak film in triumph und, half reclining, «v«« twisting up her flying hair. His keen eye chw what she had not noticed that the treacherous sl.it!". loosened by her hurried steps. had to move down. One jarring u. ,Mue;.i < u her part and a whole rock slide would vanish over the precipice a thousand feet below, carrying the precious har den with it. He must not startle her. Lie began to whistle, starting leisurely down the slope. Ills stiff lips almost refused to pucker to the old college refrain, "It's a way we have at old Harvard," and his lingers shook as he felt for his clasp knife to cut the danger rope for n lasso. The girl, hearing the whistle, looked up and smiled mischievously "You see, I did get it," she began and stopped, I'oor .lack could not control the color of his blauched face. Grasp Ing the camera, she started to rise, but her footing slid with her weight—she felt herself slowly gliding down the cliff Now thoroughly frightened, she turned and tried to clamber up the steep bed of shale. "Don't move, or I'll shoot you!" Jack shouted In a delirium of horror, while visions of her I sidy dashed to pieces on the cruel rocks flashed before his sight. After one instaut, during which she lived centuries, she felt a circling rope settle about her waist, and of a sudden the rocks and trees and sky all danced drunkenly together around the boiling crater of the sun, then fell into it and put it out. When she saw the light agaiu, it was in a pair of very tender and thankful blue eyes quite near to her face, and she was held in a man's strong but trembling arms. She did not move, feeling somehow strangely contented there. She had never before realized what a comfort able and comforting pillow a man's broad shoulder is. Hut after a mo inent her old pout came back. "You threatened to take my life," she said. "And I will, little sweetheart, if you will only let me keep it safe and bappy alongside of mine." "Dear old Jack," was all she said, but he seemed quite satis tied. uLD FASHIONED. What has become of the old fash ioned man who dressed up to serve on the Jury? What has become of the old fash ioned woman who thought going to a circus was sinful? Speaking of old fashioned things, what has become of the child who minded its mother? What has become of the little old schoolgirl whose braids were so short and stumpy they were called pigtails? What hits become of the old fash ioned woman who used to say to her children, "You'll drive me distracted?" What lias become of the old fash ioned man who, according to the neigh bors, could !1p as fast as a horse could trot? What lias become of the old fash ioned man who came to town wearing a soldier overcoat, with a buffalo lap robe in his wagon? What has become of the old fash ioned woman who used to say that a little bird came and told her when asked where she heard a piece of gos sip?—Atchison Globe. "Dlfffrent Thau." More than one of our contemporaries, says the Westminster Gazette, stand rebuked by the editor of Notes and Queries for using the expression "dif ferent than." No one of course would dream of using it as between noun and noun of saying, for instance, "This is a different kind than the oth er." The question is whether it can be used when a verb follows. "They act in a wholly different manner than we do." If one may not say tills, how may It be said? "Different manner from what we do" is clumsy and Inelegant. Every writer lias at one time or an other found himself in desperate straits for a means of hitching "different" on to a verbal sentence, and the use of "than" so obviously supplies a want and is in itself so logical that we believe it to be justified. The verb "differ" as well as the adjective "dif ferent" is a trap for the unwary. Even the most eureful writers and speakers habitually talk about "differing with" when they mean "differing from.""l beg to differ with the honorable gentle man opposite" is the most familiar ex ordium of a speech in the house of commons, and, though examples can of course be quoted from the best writers, It Is a solecism which offends against logic and instinct. Solomon Didn't K now. A man with strong opinions of his own as to the fitness of things Is gar dener and man of all work to a minis ter in a rural parish in Scotland. On* boisterously windy day the clergyman dispatched a message to his servant to sow a portion of a tieJd known to them both as the "bank." In no very amia ble mood the man made his way to th« study. "Dae ye want me to sow the bank?" he inquired somewhat sternly. "Yes, John; 1 do," replied his master. "Ye canna sow in sich a day o' wind," explained John. "Well," replied the minister,, "you know Solomon says, 'He that consider eth the wind will not sow.'" "I dlnna can; a button what Solomou says," John returned irately. "1 fancy he kens as little <tbout farmers' work as ye dae or he wadna hae said ony such tiling. Naebody but daft folk wad think o' sowin' In slcli wind. Solo moil may say what he likes, but him an' ye both wadna mak' a guid plow man between ye." And the "bank" was not sown thai day. London Tit Bits. The < om|»u»*. The properties and use of the mari ner's compass were known to the Chi nese centuries ago. It was brought to Europe in the thirteenth century and tirst used ou the Mediterranean. Nasal /fTf"Ys*v CATARRH In nil its there °<o({k should be cicaiiliuesß. })<*?£/ Ely's Cream Balm J" cleanses,soothe* and hcale I the diseased membrane. ■ V It cures catarrh anil drives away a cold iu the ht'ud quickly. Cream Balm is placed Into the nostrils, ipreads over the membrane and is absorbed. lieliefia im mediate anil a cure follows. It is not drying—does not produce sneezing. Large Si;:e, 5u cents at Drug gists or by mail; Trial Size, 1(1 cents by mail. KLY BKOTHEHS, stl Warren Street, New York. J. J. BROWN, THE EYE A SPECIALTY i yes tested, treated, lilted with glass es mi.l artificial eyes supplied. Market Street, Blootnsburg, Pa. Hours in a in.to fi p m Tel- phone 1411 COUNTRY OF GOOD ROADS. Tlit* lllKlitvay* of Franet* it* Seen !»> an American. "Oik* of tin* tlii.'i; - iliut hnj»n srii m<» most while itwuj was that no matter where one may go in France he tlnds the very best of roads," said the lion. William Elynn in ;tn interview pub lished in the I'ittsburg Times. "I had an excellent opportunity to observe that fact while on my way from Paris to Aix 1 -s Bains. We made the journey of miles in an automobile, taking the trip by easy stages and reaching Aix les Bains three days later. For miles und miles at a stretch there the roiuls are on it straight line, and every foot of the way we found to be in tin; very best of condition. It seems that in Frathey are far ahead of our coun try in taking care of their roads. "Hoadmaking In France is handled very differently from the waj it is handled in this country. For instance, repairs are made to the roads there long before the appearance of the road would indicate that any immediate re pairs were needed. Of course the roads there are very old and are well cured, so that with their present method of repairs it is a comparatively easy mat ter to keep tliem in the best of condi tion. "A remarkable thing about the road question in France is that travel is not so heavy as is the c:i«e in our country, but notwithstanding that fact the roads are not allowed to suffer from neglect. The road;- it re maintained by what un called departments there, which in our country would be called counties, and it is no uncommon thin- fur one to travel hundreds of miles and not lind a single hole or rut in any part of the road." The t «p of Convict* on lloailM. In many countries the army has been used to advantage iu time of peace In building up and maintaining the high ways. There is no army iu this coun try for such a purpose, but there is an army of prisoners in every state whose labor is so directed and has been so di rected for generations past that it adds little or nothing to the common wealth, says Marten Dodge, director of office of public roads inquiries. The labor of these prisoners properly ap plied and directed would be of great benefit and improvement to the high ways and would add greatly to the national wealth, while at the same time it would lighten the pressure of competition with free labor by with drawing tic prison labor from tlie manufacture of commercial .articles and applying it to work not now per formed that is. the budding of high ways or pr [taring i.. i rial to be used therefor. It on <la In Ore;von. Two thie.-; are i ssential to good roads in Oregon- first. the general de sire for them, and, second, the intelli gent determination of the people to have them, says the Portland Orego nlan. What, indeed, may not a wide awake, progressive people, with the law of "initiative and referendum" back of them, accomplish in the mat ter of public improvements? All that Is needed Is applied energy in accord ance with the light that we have or can get. and good roads will indue time become an established fact in Or egon. Isolation, that bane of country life, will be overcome, and the spirit of nelghborllness will put discontent in duced by loneliness to flight. lUKti Art. "I wonder," said Mrs. Duzzit, "if the men ever really looked as the pictures of the olden times represent them?" "We have Just as much reason for .supposing so," answered Mr. Duzzit, "'as for thinking that the women of to day look like the pictures of them in ihe dry goods advertisements." —Judge. Dizzy ? Then your liver isn't acting well. You suffer from bilious ness, constipation. Ayer's Pills act directly on the liver. For 60 years they have been the Standard Family Fill. Small doses All druggists. Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich black " Then use BUCKINGHAM'S DYE Whiskers j BO CT* or P P M* i A C' * * *!'■- AN ORDINANCE. To Regulate the Licensing of Shoot ing Galleries or other Temporary Establishments, Devices or Appli ances for the test of skill or Strength or for the Purpose of Amusement,in the Borough of Danville in the County of Montour and State of Pennsylvania, and for other pur poses. BE IT ORDAINED AND ENACT ED by the Town Council of the Bor ough of Danville in the County of Montour and State of Pennsylvania in Council assembled, and it is hereby ordained and enacted by the authority of the same: That it shall not be law ful for any persou or persons to open, display, exhibit or conduct any shoot ing gallery or other temporary establ ishmet, device or appliance for the test of skill or strength, or for the puipoes of amusement, within the limits of the Borough of Danville un til a license therefore shall have been tirst obtained from the Chief Burgess of the said Borough and for which said license such persou or persons shall pay a minimum charge of live dollar for the tirst ten days of such license, and no less than fifty cents nor more than one dollar per day for each and every day thereafter, at the discre tion of the Chief Burgess. Any per son or persons who shall violate any of the provisions of this section ot this ordinance shall forfeit and pay a line of not less than twenty dollars nor more than one hundred dollars lor each and every such offense SECTION 'J. All lines, penalties and license fees imposed by any ot the provisions of this ordinance may he sued for, collected and recovered he fore any Justice of the Peace ot the said Borough of Danville as debts of like amount and tines ami penalties imposed for the violation of Borough Ordinances are law collectable and recoverable, and shall be paid over to the Treasurer of said Borough for the use of said Borough. SECTION 3 All ordinances or parts of ordinances inconsistent with or con trary to the previous of this ordinance are hereby repealed. WILLIAM U. PURSEL, Chief Burg< ss. Attest' HARRY B. PATTON, Secretary of the Borough of Danville. Counoil Chamber, May loth, liHW. OIL FOR DUSTY ROADS. Cv» !«!**« ti» lit- • « i<«| (i , | Sen If. Leveling 111,- Oils! v. Hi 1 for MI ty mile- i- i!k i. | i.. boon unili'i tjiia h I c 1 Coin]hi Coin]hi ii v <»; tl i a *■>lll tin* , till, tin; Nentili. I li'ii. l ivy. <ll Ii <>i it. Tlilh list' of oil it; I n I'XJiei illit IH thai I ( i routl.s in i tin' Kan I r h « Mlli.ii! ;I ion OlOUlt.s t ill' ai Kin] :, lil i liiat is in \. ii; ill-• •; ImildiiiL'. i• I IJ.I - Btrotelies id ruail in :i cast, but tlnTf ! n cover *"vrutj in ;it ;it K.t; now w ituJs n <• ini. a ilistaiu'i' -.1 pathway that |»»,., • for tli.' tourist. lii that \\ ill In ; i as the first contract « ber only, ami 'h Strea to note the effect > r th elements Upon the mail ilmim ll tcr. The experiment as l - a decided success. The «: completely - Ilnlii.il i!<! tin II lor from Raymond t'» Ai i Inn. -.-s j(t - the thick dust that n; - ' -a discomforting. N'ot even tie ! or-- s Phow trnci-s <if dust When tin 1 has been freshly laid, the wheels tlii.w flakes of oil Into the air and occasion ally upon a passenger, lint in .-ill » >t ;. r place* the riding is as pi • it :- on u city boulevard. One of the great wlv; s about oil Is that it makes a smooth road out of a rough one. The v. au-in win Is work the oil and dust Into a sort of paste, which is forced into the rn s. making a perfectly even surf oil is lirst heated to almost tin »« Hing point and then dNiri'o • l roadway by a patented r: a< ' in- •• mixes it with the soil Y <• necessary to tr-1 the r«ii ui. •-i 1 i m but In the future one coat In two years will be sufficient to keep tie r< :d <<mii pact. (VIOKE LiYc.. ARE SAVED ...15 Vi -INC... Dr. King's New 0 ~ ....1 0K.... Consumption Coog s Than L'y _V.: :.Ve - Tia Lung' Bemedics Coinblr; i This wonciert ! cures Coiiournij-loa Bronchitis, Asthi -. 1 Hay Fewer,Pleur'.sy, LaGr i, . -Sore Throat, Cfo: "< '■ Cough. fjO ill?4?w. r ~4O Tft 112 . Price 50c. Atl. Trial 7c PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. TIME TABLE In Effect May 24th, r><> . A. M. Scran ton( Dill )lv ai i: 112 i Pituton " " 1: 13 s2 in «2 A. M P. M P.v Wltkesbarre... Iv jiu :'i •; i»> Plyui'lli Kerry " I t'l 42 I - <1 16 "" Naotlcoke •' la aj 2el i I M<>rana.|U:i .... " It 07 2n d 37 Wa[iwallopen.. " il li. 3 1 647 ...... Nescmie.'k ar 11 2t. i 42 7 ~ ~ M PottuvlUe lv -11 • 1 Hazli'ton ' ' • • - t --- 1 ' . Tuiiiliickcn " at I '. . u> Kern (Men " 11 • Hock (Hen .... "| • Nesco].eck. . ar »42 •• • Catawissa 4 0 \ VI A. M P. Al. P M Nescopeck... .I\- 'l s il - 1 ' • 4-' 7in Unsay " I *.3 11 3 *>2 70S Espy Kerry... »' I '4: II 4ii I 402 72 > K. Uli.omsa.uri. '• 4 11 ".a 4 in; 7 '!■< lv » 5 ' 7 3.' 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SCHATZ, US NEI! -ollalt)lo TIA SHOP for all kind of Tin Roofing, Spoutlne and Cenoral Job Work. Stoves, Heaters, Ranc««, Furnaces. «to- PRICES THE LOWEST! OIiJLITY TOE BEST! JOHN IIIXSO.N NO. 116 E. FRONT 3T. PlfOG The Coal Dealer SELLS WOOD AND COAL ♦ —AT— -1 844 Ferry Street
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