JH A CVT TJ? LAKEBAGt? Le Males Yr TiMa, VrrbocV who reeds the news E, to know of the wonderful CtlTcS Inwn w wit if timer's SwantB-Roet. th rreat kidney. Uvtr and biMder remedy. eal triumph of the ntno- r"3 lunik rttnlvrir dia. covered alter years of UHb Dr. Kilmer, the emf. Iiviu J irr ssedaUst. and U LccesJul In promptly curinf r j .. MiiMer. uric add trou- L : s Disease, which 1 the worst '....rvthinirbut If you havekld- Ibladder trouble It will be found It has been tested Lys In hospital work. In private tl has proved so successful In it a special arrangement has which all readers 01 uus paper already tried It, may have a ...i r htf mail, also a book Ibout Swamp-Root and how to k.. biHnev or bladder trouble. I mention reading this generous fciDer and Idress wr.ZF3XI tv-C L.nt and Ho otliMil 1 k sold by all good drugglata. ; the pastor, severely, I nmnosed nrlze drawing tfit of our church fund. 1 tinn anv form of lottery. ... . - .. marriage in tne cnurcn, e crusty bachelor. 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Huyor your Dmiorlrt, r,.r Hartlralmra, aVall- r " umin," in utter. RIB CHEMICAL CO. riMrr. PIIILA. PA. Ik and Work.. week a Berkeley student yupont syie's classes recitation-room so late teacher nutria mtM Vt the extreme tardiness an. "Plied the Vminir tVL g himself, "my watch f'n nave so filth in it 'How," said Svle. "what Pt faith, bnt works"-. IVare. W Blaa to lima. COUld have, itnn w!o, hould it VT 1 be that T,.4f,. dared tell you what it go on. Do tell me. Hi but, oh, it only I wr don't yovT What ' ronght the wish-for?Ht-mta. Ear Oat of . uch a bhiiimj i. ged la extenuation Vn't my fnitW ,n, je. W'"kMwetd,ao Sir thai. 4. vi .. .. i - - Dtame u au : '. ' POOL' YOUMQEHJl' ' I '. Ko aa' Bert aa' AOnnlo-B.lio ' : Knows a Joke, aa' we won't tell! Mo. wo don't causowe don't kaotS Why wo a-ot to laochla' ao; But w. rot to laucUn' so. We lat kp a-laughla'. Wind wua blowka ia the treeaw Aa' wua only lat us three Playta' then; an over one Ketchod oaeh other, like wo done, tqulaUa' up there at the aua like we wua a-laufhla. Nothtn funny anyway; -But I la ua-h.4, and oo did thy An' w. mil three lauahed. aa' nea Squint' our eye. an' laugh aaaln: Ner we didn't 1st p'ten We.wus storo-'noueh laughln'. We lat Uuh' an' lauRh'. tel Bert Say he can't quit an' It hurt. -Nen I howl, an' Mlnnle-Belle 8he tear up the crass a spell An' lat .top her ytar. as yaU, Like she'd die a-laufhln. Never alch fool-younaens yttl Nothtn' funny npt a bits But we Uush' ao, tel we whoop Purt'-nlah like we have the oroup All so hoars we'd whaoao an' whoop Aa lat ehok a-laughln. Waaoa Whlteomh Klley. la Century. POLLY'S MARRIAGE. Doing an Act qf Reparation Somt- t plttuant Conqume$, Her JIuiband Found. BY EDVARd7. SPENCE. pHEItE was a pretty flutter In ao- 1 clety when a halfpenny morn lng paper announced the engagement of Miss Polly Blandish to the very young duke of Kuahmlnster. The announcement was contradicted next day by another halfpenny morning paper, and confirmed the day after, Then the papera, since nothing at the moment was thrilling the public. became full of gossip and rumor, in' terviewa and portrait., and in due course it was discovered that pretty Tolly, though only a variety theater girl, had strong artiutlo instincts and longed to play Ophelia and Desdemo na, and that her family was ancient and honorablo. Now, the simple fact was that Pol. ly, after serving several years in the ranks of the chorus at the Variety theater, coaxed a composer into wri ting a dance for her, and made a big "hit" not, indeed, that she danced well, but because the musio waa de lightful and Polly waa beautiful and impudent. Soon everyone waa whist ling or humming the tuna of The Moonbeam Dance," with which she was identified. The duke of Rushmlntter, who had just come of age, waa a charming, foolish fellow, with an' income of $230,000 after deduction of all the ap palling charges under the family set tlements. Of course, there was a terrible rum pug in the ducal family. The mother of Charlie "Charlie" waa the duke the haughtiest woman in the aris toeraoy, fainted when she heard the news, and, like another Volumnla, ac tually went on her knees to the lad, begging him vainly to break off the match. lie was firm. A deteotlve was employed to study Folly's history, and he made an un favorable report, which he called a "doseler,"-full of ugly facta; but Polly explained everything to the satisfac tion of the young duke. Suddenly came an announcement that the engagement waa at an end, and that the young duke had received a quasi-diplomatlo appointment in the colonies which required him to leave Kn gland at once. The world guessed correctly that a very august person age had intervened. The negotiations for a settlement took place after the duke'a departure a piece of ill-luck for Polly. At her Interview with the family solicitor, she opened her pretty mouth very wide, showing little teeth that glist ened, and asked for 100,000 a de mand which staggered the old gen tleman. However, the man of law rose to the occasion, showed Polly the "dos sier," and suggested that the defense would be that the match was broken oft because the duke had discovered that the young lady had suppressed certain facts concerning her history which had rendered her from every point of view unsuitable, if not unde sirable, as a duchess. Polly threw up her ring-burdened hands and the spongo and agreed to take $50,000, and she smiled rather wryly when the old gentleman re marked that he never allowed his clients to pay more. A little while Inter Misa Polly left the variety theater and appeared as Juliet, but all efforts were insufficient to cause her to bo successful, and when Polly read in one of the brutal afternoon papers the ambiguous, malevolent as sertion that she waa probably as well fitted .to play the part of Juliet on the stage as that of a duchess in real life she abandoned the game and dropped out of sight. The young duke returned to town very proud of the successful accom plishment of his mission and really unaware of the fact that the whole affair had been carried out behind hla tack by telegram. Ills family wel comed him warmly, since It believed that hl foultxh passion was eured, and felt the more confident in this belief Leon e of the cre'dlble, discreditable rumors na to hla conduct and miscon duct In foreign cUtnea. One evening, when the duke was sit ting at hla club trying to make up hla mind on the ever-disputable question whether hora d'oeuvrea really excite appetite or atay hunger, a letter waa brought to hlin, and at the tight of the w riting he jumped, then gasped t "Great Scott I M he exclaimed, "Pol ly's, taken to drink!" And, Indeed, )". J :. 'At endekly tfcrowffh It aaxt vb that M yards of pathway. Xo s rait had h reached the potat whore tree pU ram t the left thaw he heard a aovad of laughter, and saw threrngfa the French window of the ratdea room that a merry party waa takfaa; plaoe. He ran aeroea the lawn and for a moment waa unobeerved. There waa Polly, looking the picture pt health, alttlng oa the corner of a table in a dressing gown and smoking a cigarette; near her waa Rofllt, next to whom aat the doctor, minus apee taelee and beard the duke recog nised him at onoe aa a burlesque ac tor; Into the bargain were two eh or da girls from a variety theater, and rev eral champagne bottlea were standing about. Ho burst Into the room violently, and with the utmost vehemence and scorn asked: "Don't yam think I might have been invited to mv own wedding breakfast 7" The chorus girl shrieked, the sham doctor swore, Rolllt quailed, but Pol ly stood up to him. "Ife legal enough, my lord, for the law la such a fool aa not to dissolve a marriage even if there ia trickery In it, and it serves you right for being a cur; and yet, Charlie," and her voice softened, "I never meant you to find out that it was a trick. Get out of here all of you," she said fiercely to the revelers, and they slunk away. The duke stood silent. "Charlie, I was always fond of you, and I am. We are now man and wife; left make the best of it. A little money will make these creatures hold their tongues; people win think it waa a fine thing of yon, even if foolish, te give yeur coronet to what yen thought a dying girL and they won't suppose it waa your fault that I cheated the under taker. Come, let'e be friends," and aha took hold of hla hands and lifted up her face toward hla. The young maa roughly flung away her hands, and, looking at her sternly, saidt "Maybe the law will not set me free, so you will have the title of duchesa, if title without honor pleases you, and such money aa the law com pels; but we never meet again." And aa he passed out of the room, he heard her shouting, "Come back, girlal Let's drink to the duke'a de parture." Loudon Sketch. BE KZfBW TOO MUCH. the handwriting Waa very shaky. - re opened the Jetter and read u - "Dear Charlie Won't you come and see mef Dont be afraid; I'm dying; at least, the doctor says so, and my illness has made me hideous, and I would like to see you once again. I shall be at home at four o'clock to morrow. At least, I am alwaya at home now, and could see you then." She did see him then that is, at four o'clock the next day and when he aaw her he waa borrifled. The pretty color had gone . from her cheeks, great blnek patches lay under her eyes, and strange linee marked the lately beautiful face..The eyea were bright, the Hps still pink, and the hair in picturesque disorder had lost none of its beauty. Charlie was allowed to stay only a few minutes, and when he left the room he stumbled into the arma of a woman In white cap add apron, and recognized Pollya old dresser. She was very surly, and, when he pressed her aa to the condition of her mis tress, bluntly said that the nature of her illness was her affair and not hla. When he called the next day the duke found Polly a little better, and there was quite a flash of her old self in hur manner. So the duke spent a pleasant quarter of an hour ere llolllt, the ex-dresser, turned him out in a surly fashion, alleging that he would fatigue her mistress. As he was passing through the room the bell rang. "The dootorl" exclaimed Rollit to the young duke. "Come In!" A minute later, an elderly man, with a very grave, dignified manner, en tered, liolllt left the two men togeth er whilst she went Into the sick room. The young duke timidly said some thing obviously truthful about the weather the other agreed then anxiously he asked, "Ia she very ill? What is really the matter T" "I presume you are a friend of the family?" "O, yea, ocrtalnlyl" "She Is very ill. We have had two consultations, and " He merely shrugged his shoulders again. "But what is the illness?" "Technleally"--CharHe oould not eatch the long Latin term "actually, I suppose, the public would sail it 'broken heart.' Some young fellow, a duke or someone of family I know little of such social matters jilted her. She made a great effort to fight against her feelings and so overtaxed her rtrength; a heavy reaction set In Then, when she waa la a most vul nerable state, of course, she sought a chill, which attacked her lungs, and now it is a mere question of days?" Rollit appeared. "Please come at once, doctor!" Three days later, when Charles ar rived, Rollit refused to let him see Polly. "She's too bad, my lord, and besides she'a changed; she don't like to be seen. And what do you want to see her for? Oe away. Let her die in peace, and not think of yeu and ber sorrow." ' The young man gasped. "I don't tjiink you put it fairly," he said, stammering. "I am sure you did not act fairly," ahe replied. "I would do anything on earth to give her pleasure," said the duke. The old woman laughed fiercely. "Of course you would! You would do anything on earth she does not want I know ell that." "What doea ahe want?" "Nothing from you merely to die In peace, for die she will before the next week ia out; and that I should know even if the doctor had not said so. Poor babel" A long pause. "I suppose it would be no pleasure to her now that It would not make her any the happier " "What?" "If I were to marry her." "Too late; and yet but here's the doctor." The duke of llushmtnster had a short talk with the doctor, who pledged his reputation aa a medical man that Polly could not live more than a few days, and then, despite the shrugs of Bollit's elderly shoul ders, Charlie went Into Polly's room, and was shocked by her appearance, since, for the first time, her lips had lost their pretty pink and she looked ghastly in the darkened room with a green-shaded lamp. A few days later, with the author ity of a special license, Polly became duchess of Rushminster, the two wit nesses to the marriage being Rolllt and the doctor. When the ceremony was over the young man impulsively bent down and kissed the dull lips of his pallid bride, although she made efforts to turn away her head. A moment later Holllt and the doctor were busy get ting him out of the house, assuring him that the excitement was too much for the girl. The young duke walked down the road not half as happy as a bride groom ought to be. His heart and hand had been "true to Poll," but he had broken his promise to the fam ily and his word to the very august personage. Aa he walked along, he took a cigarette out of his cigarette case and put it between his lips, but drew it out, with the idea of using a cigar ette holder just given him by a friend. He happened te look at the end of the eigarette and noticed that It seemed dirty, then he observed that hie lips felt rather etloky. no put bia handkerchief to his mouth and wiped it, glanoed at the ha.ndherehssf. and saw a patch of a kind of brow grease. A strange Idea leap la to hJe masoV followed by roeoUeoUon of the faoVbleek ooaTse eea that Us goad ot that he had noted wfth surprise whom spa, jba.se demi-tasse mean bait a he pmt the tins; oa Folly's tagec thai leam,".. her hand waa pinna and firm, Hal "AW, gwaa," aoJd the weitan. " walked hack hastily, wfth no very atnt a-feta to bssnf T ma half Haflnlte thought la bis bead. eup. rTe aoat soU nsthV leap tUa He found the gardea gate onauv, ftta peasa fcara'V-ti t. teasai An IllaatMitlTO Imataaee of the Dlo oalroa. Rffeet of Aa.aoilaa? Too Mooh Wlodoaa. A young man employed in an oyster shop has lost his situation, and this because he gave prompt answer to ble employer's eager question, relates the London Chronicle. The employer bad sis: lively little land turtles, which attracted much attention ap they wandered aimlessly about the win dows. He painted a large white let ter on the back of eaeh of the shell a, aad put up a notloe to the effect that, whenever the turtles got into such relative positions that ths letters spelled "oyster," he would present half a dosea nativea to every one who was looking on. Then he became frightened lest the my. tic word should oeeua toe often, and covered reams of paper figuring out the odds. He gave It up at last, and waa about to remove the turtles when his most accomplished oyster opener Informed him that the odds were 70 to 1 against the combination. The turtles are still In ths window, but ths oyster opener haa gone. Bueh knowledge of odds, the employer, thought, could have been acquired only by years of betting experience. It is not wise to be too wise. The Climax. They were young and romantlo, nnd although the minute hand was point ing to 13 o'clock, they stood upon the porch gaslng at the stars. "That's Jupiter, dear, Isn't it?" she murmured. "Yes, pet) and that Is Slrius," he re plied, pointing to another star. "Are you serious?" she eooed. He kissed her. Then, pointing up ward, he said: "That's Mars, dove." "And that's pa's," she whispered, as a footstep sounded inside. And if the young man hadn't "scooted" he would have seen more stars than he ever dreamed of. 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