Eminent Kidney Bladder Specialist. t hrtat-lMt at Warfc in 111 Laboratory. i. 4ia, nrevalllnp in thla ... hi Hinreroux because so deceo- Mwy sudden aenns are caused oy ay are otten me resuii 01 icianey IT KIUUCV iiuuui id ,wws.., iw mtr the kidney-poisoned blood will attack J - r4 aaie-tgi aWW 111 htf All the richness of the blood the albumen . il. ...ac fnrm At WMnmv trrmklst Kilmer's Swamp-Root the new dis- . iLa aaaeaan id fiAr Lristnssir K1 Hrlar UC III' IWK Ml I I " - L . ' I A . ,1 r , , ,irti el (7 in itUirn ar sizes, a sample Dome seni uee A..:U a UVVri tannic buvui wnoniiav- and Us wonderful cures. Address - -t iV Lj (J . . CilliillaftJIUUU, i.. I. um .... . 0DMOAT SCHOOL. i tlenaU Serine ten s ruL H- C. Lenlcgton.) RON TEXT. to mm, that, as I Mil tu cnw nick unto it DOM. luddenlj IKm vn a treat Hnvt (Ml - , An It snake m hamper, ntean ben H ARRISBDRG LETTBR. Measures That Oecnpy the AttoB tka of tie Lawmaken. SOPCS and llCCPS A CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION ... naaiii i. aii n n a n Lniiawnitn . A.n ir T.auriaf nu'ii Division I Oil I I- " Swv - - . In effMt March 18, 1900. IHI. I STATIONS. I KAHTWARD- I I ' - - n:ii ni7 J5 1 tn I 1 lfi I II ! Li AM P M Hiinbiiry Sno Bellnagrove Junction 90" (JO bvlinwrovt I 4S Pawling " 4M Kreamer i" 4 si Mriser 8 10 4 Middleburs "4ii w Benfet sai 4 i Beavertown 18 v 4 17 Adnmsburir s W 4 I Hi Baubi Mills R m s: M.( lure HUT 3 411 Wagcer TOT en Bbtndla "4 3:l Paintervllle '4)9 3 30 Meitland 74a IM Lewlatown 1 T 3-1 3 15 LawtltoWTI (Main Htreet. I 7 St 8 18 I,ewistiw:i Junction. ! 7 X) 1 10 leaves Banbury 0 30 p m, ar- i's at Sehnsgrove 5 4!) p in i I ' I II. ,F I w f 1 .. I . , lij 13 in. 110 i m,13np m 5 Hp in. 7 07p 11 in lor Ali'Miim, rumimrn .mi " ...I I II- I ......... n in r . . . t x in ii ui ForPhlladalunM and rw W, 80S, . i in, 1 M 1 M 4 38 and UK p HurrlKburic i 10 p :n aueiu a a c ic n n ukisiuii. AND rrrHKHn i i.- ul uiii.ii.n WBBtWABDi nvo S'll sjrove Junction dally tor pnvp sunbury dollr except Runday: i lur llullilo,! II a in lor Erie and fan- i (ur BlllafonU Krle and Oanandalitua Mr lick Hvcn, Tyrone and the V8t. Hln! v HIIHLtUlllKtl'l lur kenuvuanil Kluiira tor WIllLnnapult IS 31 a m for Ilulfalo via Emporium, fur ErK , ii a in for Krle ami 'anan- i M ii in fur Wti- for J. ., Iliivcu and , it IS a m 2 00 and 5 4H p m lor W like,- -id Hazelton . 10 10 a m, -l (DM) m, i 49 u m lr Shatne- iMuunt ( aruiel v . .tt .1 m l,ir WlllP-li irri' KASTWAHU. rraltiii leave SellBH(rove Junction in, naiiy arrivinn at raiiaaeipDM New York 5 p ui Baltimore 3 11 1 ui iiAiiy arnviiiK at rmiadelpiila ui Y rs 3 H a m, Baltimore in, uany iirrivinir at Philadelphia , New V ark TU a in. Baltimore '1 30 a m . r.iUis .ilni leave Sunburv : in ilallv arrlvinir nt PhlladaM hlu M ., m .i) a in Waihlnvun ,s:iii 4 IM New xs a ui w .. ,:. v.. in ..jim siinii., v . na'iy UT1TUIB at PDOaaalnnla 7 99 w ),,rk- 'i i i ii tu id 'tu .i ii. i . v ii .1.1. ." a hi nasnuiKion n:jd u in. Baltimore i. Washington 1 15 p m. in, week uayn arrlvliiK at Philadelphia New York V to p m. Ilaitlmore e uu t m vinn i , ii tn 'Ullv. arrlvlmr at Philadelphia 7 82 n in 'irk nr.M p in. Baltlmnref M n m. Waah. i p in ' aiwi leave Sunlmry at 8 60 am and I IB Ii III. lur I I I r, i.i,,, ... I I I , , 1 i . I , . I 1 . I . I . . .....I I II in,,,, i, ry ,i t . . I.. ...... ' IV S -'i en i ram uhi uTCBINROIl (len'l Mananer. 9 45 p in iiuuiuK T lilt ill i r 1 1 t 1 1 r nrrT . . . . . . v i v ...ii. . . v7 v I - e give Mow some clubbing " " " nil VllV A J2 la I lZ ited are very low. I i V V 1 nr : I i-i no - it 1 ri - v " VI A ail- vv irtriVI XII" wd the Middleburs Tost, one paid in advance, only $1.75. H rn-Weekly in publifiliefl MoihIhv. r. va nunnenoiTH Oil UIIK! I uniiy II4IUUV BIWIMM1 lor iv'pie. i i.uf v.l, U.'.M.. rnj ---viw 1 III IV II 1TIVIV I I llllllll' In. t;,i,it..i in advance, only 81.2.") e rieokly Tribune la published on .111111 lin.l ... 1.1 . 1 . 1 1 . I ,,,,,,,, tllc mun, rcn.ui ii "'porta, unexcelled aitrieultural : ci. um Kcu.rui inioriutt Anil .....I . .it I uim VII.crU.llll RBJ 111 e mt. It la the "people's doiht" for entire United Statea, a national fam Paner for farmers uud villaaers. New York Tri-VVwlflv Wi.rl.1 fie Midilleburg Post, one year, in advance, only $1.65. h. .n, . ' n-weekly World come three a Waak la filial tu. i . .,.n iiiKii nitn 13 lairai "1 IDA Gountrv Rnd U D7 I . ..PV. pric Mked for it. t: Practical Farmer, one vear. e IVl irlrl Ifihiirir KnoT mvuvuuie a ini.tn u Viral I . in advance, $1.50. Both of bove papers and the Practical Ijf Year Book and Agricul- Aimanac tor lyuu, paid in . J Praetli.1 v.pu. i - aaiuit . ... ii.. . in . ... .ub i.en. ' Papen publUhed, lasued weekly. 3 w uw. ciium hi wraiia tnere la a land ol In- . 4ftu. I ...... . a. a imil: 77z, ". armor. Pic ol this book alona la M oents. TearoklrojlT BJC 1 Aad I (all Aata tie (round, and mr eles axartaar unto aae. gaul. Maul, why iniaIM UhM Mel a 44 I eaaamerrs-. Wbt art uwu. Lar: A4 b oaM ajsio bm, I ass ieaua of Naaar . attea atve. aaraoeuteat. a And tkay thai ware with an saw tn daed the Ucht. and ware afraid: but they feard twt tbo wotoa of Bint that apalt to M t. A ad I aald. What ehall I do, I-ord' And tlx Lord aald unto me. Arise, and go tale Daaxwaacua; and there It a hall ho toad thee of all thing which are appointed for rhee to da. U. And when I could not see for the Vtory of that light, bs-lng led by the hand of thtn that were with me, I came into Daman-us. IS, And on Ananias, a devout man ac ceding to the law. having a good report of all the Jews which dwelt there, 11. fame unto me, and stood, and said ' nto me, Brother Haul, receive thy sight. And the lame hour I looked up upon him. 14. And he aald. The God of our fathers hath chosen thee, that thou ahouldest j know Hln will, and see that Just One, and Hhouldeet hear the voice of his mouth. 15. For thou ehalt be Ilis witness unto all mm nf what thou has lei n and heard. It. And now why tarrlcst thou? arise, and be baptlied, and a ash away thy sins, Balling on the name of the Lord. I. ui III. TEXT t I naa not diao- I brill.', ii into the heavenly vlaiun. Act Hit: 111. NOTES and COMMENTS. The complete story of Paul's conver Kiiin (Aft : 1--J0) should be read. It is ilium the complete text wo base the fiilliiwitifj analysis: Saul the Persecutor Vs. 1-r. The Light from Heaven Vs. 3 Haul Converted Vs. 4-!) Ananias' I'nprumisiiiK Mission Vs. 11-1!) Saul the Christian Preacher Vs. :n Saul the Persecutor, -Perhaps the central thought of this lesson Is the work of the Ii vino Chris t in the conver sion of souls. Not all have the same ! wonderful experiences, not all have I seen the bright light or heard the voice I from Heaven thai Saul heard, jet the essential experience is the same. Like Saul we have all of US found our I selves on the wrong course, and to all of us has come t lie light showing us our mistake. The trouble is we have not all of us immediately forsaken what we have learned to be the wrong course nnd decided to do what we know to be right. It is the universal ity of the application of the principle as well as the striking phenomena of the particular ease thai makes the story what it is to the 'hrlstiau world. Beyond this it shows, beside the ex perience of a single soul, 1'ie eternal work of Christ in the regeneration of the lives of men. The Light from Heaven. Jesus is not the Saviour of a few, but of many, of all if they will. To every man, at some time or other, He shows Himself a Saviour from sin and guide to eter nal life. He throws Heavenly light on the course one is pursuing and reveals it as the right or the wrong way. Saul Converted. Immediately the light is seen, a voice speaks to the heart. At once, we know it is the voice of the Lord, for it is significant that without hesitation Saul addressed the Heavenly guest as "Lord." It is a point also that the intense light blinded Raul. It is a common experience that the bursting of a great truth upon the mind makes one the slower to compre hend for a time other matters, how ever familiar they had been. Saul had to be led over the familiar road to Damascus. Ananias' Unpromising Mission. ' Christ had spoken directly to the soul , of Saul. But it is the Divine way toac- ! eomplish results through human agen- j cies. Ananias was a disciple at Da mascus. Christ spoke to this man to go to Saul. Ananias had known Saul by reputation and knew of his zeal in persecuting the followers of Jesus at Jerusalem. He knew of the authority he had to imprison disciples here in Damascus. Naturally Ananias hesi tated. But Saul Wiis "a chosen vessel." I that is chosen for a special work. So Ananias went as commanded .'mil Saul received his sight, and with his sight the gift of the Holy Spirit. Saul the Christian Preacher. Note the contrast between verses 1 nnd lit). "And Saul, yet breathing out threatening and slaughter against the disciples of the Lord, went unto the high priest." "And straightway he preached Christ in the synagogues, that He is the Son of God." Saul was no j longer a persecutor, but a preacher, no longer opposed to the disciples of I Christ, but a humble and faithful fdl ' lower. Grape and mi later. No power without pain. Too much rest makes rust. The brave man is ever a believing one. The empty life enu never be a holy one. The tiniest devil is a tremendous evil. Our interests determine the level of our lives. The flowers of honor bloom in the soil of humility. You keep the Babhath day holy and it will keep you holy. The light of a Christian life either ihines out or it goes out. Make no compromises with sin for sin will make none with you. The best way to overcome error is to emphasize the truth it ignores. Money-making for God is as right as making a god of money fs wrong. The Saviour can change even stum bling blocks into stepping stones. The trouble with some scientists is that they live in the coal mine of their investigations nnd call their candle the sun. The man who revolves around him self will never get anywhere. Barn's Horn. frsyssiMl In m Heoel.tloa latrodsjcod In ne Hetaao The loomaroarine Mil Ha New Paaaod sVotb Keuaeo The Mine tots MM Anaad,. Harrtabarg. May . A bftl appro priating feoe.eeo far the purpose of dooponlag the ahanaol af the Belaware liver from the Phlletolhla to the Del aware state line and tor Improving the Philadelphia harbor wag Introduced in the hoese yesterday by Mr. Jones, of Philadelphia. A bill was Introduced by Mr. James, of Lackawanna, amendlag the factory Inspection act of 1893, so as to fix the hours of labor for minors in manufac turing establishments at nine hours dally. The bill providing for an "engineers' and firemen's examining board" in the various counties for the examination of applicants for engineers anil firemen In and around any mine breaker, engine i house or other building where boilers aft used for generating steam of mora than 40 horsepower, was defeated. In the senate last night the house factory inspectors' bill was defeated when it came up for final passage, but the vote by which It failed was recon sidered and the bill was placed on tho postponed calendar. Harrisburg, May 23. in the senate yesterday Mr. Rice, of Bucks, offereii a resolution providing for a recess of tho senate from today until the tlrst Tuesday in October. The resolution was defeated. The Snyder-Harris oleomargarine bill, which has passed tho house, was passed by a vote of 40 to 1, Mr. Magee, of Allegheny, voting against It. Mr, Muehlbronner, of Allegheny, who la a manufacturer of oleomargarine, did not vote. The bill prohibits the man ufacture and sale of oleomargarine, butterlne and other similar products when colored in imitation of butter, and provides for the payment of a ii cenpe fee for the sale of the uncolored product. The bill increasing the number of anthracite mine inspectors from eight to Hi and providing for their election by the people of anthracite counties was amended by Mr. Vaughn, of Lack awanna, nnd laid over for printing. The amendments reduce the terms of the Inspectors from five to three yuars and in several other respects place tha bill in its original state. Among bills passed finally In the house yesterday were: imposing a tax of 2 per cent upon the gross receipts of stock brokers, bill brokers, exchange brokers and private bankers; requiring peddlers and hawk ers to pay an annual license of 110, when they travel on foot, and $2a when they use a horse and carriage (the hill does not apply to peddlers' Hconse is sued to soldiers) ; providing for the submission to the vote of the people at the m xt general election the proposed amendment to the constitution to per mlt the use of voting machines at elections. Harrisburg, May 24 Ths McAnin bill making it unlawful for first cou sins to many, which was defeated on Wednesday in the senate, was recon sidered at yesterday's session and laid Mlde for the present Ten bills, among others the Wlllard bill to prevent i.li ocy, were read the first time. The general appropriation Dill, car rying an appropriation of Si'.ot.,. 761.10, for the payment of tin' ordin ary expenses of the state government the next two years, passed second reading in the house yesterday in tin form In which it was reported from committee. The bill contains an itom appropriating $ 1 1 ,000,000 tor the BUD port of the public schools. Mr, Corny.; of Luzerne, made an unsuccessful ef fort to increase this amount to $12, ; 000,0'H) to cover Governor Stone's re duction in the appropriation in 1899. Governor Stone signed 2u bills yes terday, among them: Defining the of fense of disorderly condui i by persons on railroad and railway cars, public or private parks and picnic grounds; thf , juvenile court bill; authorizing county treasurers to refund to aliens the tai of 3 rents a day paid under act of 1897. which was declared unconstitutional; granting to water companies the right I to supply water to adjacent territory; requiring school teachers to be exam j ined in elements of civil government and algebra; providing that vinegar made wholly from grapes, apples and other fruit shall not he required tc contain an acidity of 4 per cent. Harrisburg, May 28. Twenty-six bills for private charities, aggregating $543,700, were reported to the house last night from the appropriations com mittee. Mr. Paul, of Philadelphia, offered a resolution which was adopted, to re commit to the committee on banks the senate bill creating a bureau of build ing and loan associations In the de partment of banking. Mr. Paul, of Philadelphia. Introduced a resolution calling for final adjourn ment of the legislature on June 21. Ths resolution went over under the rules. Mr. Shutt, of York, introduced a bill providing for the calling of a conven tion to amend the constitution. The bill provides for ISO members of the convention, which shall meet In Har risburg on the second Tuesday la Jan uary. 1902. Seven senators met at 4 o'clock yea terday afternoon and cleaned up the calendar of first and sooond reading bills aad then adjourned until tonight That old sors or nicer, which has baem a saura W pais, warty and aoaiaiy la pej gaa TO ar tea yaars fnaytx longer doesn't aeal Dooeus yau are not aalag Ua 1SJSISJI anal, m aro crying su cure K Tn aarraa saa wmsaoa. niui inane are aoniatngj BM fain to oo eat exseau, mm teal, parneat gaed saa cacse Irom tketr nee, beunuee tbo St la Ua blood ana far beyond the reack ol external auo ore beets proeapUy BRAIN THE 9Y9TEM, BANQKR UFE. "Ta-Sav. k sanWafl A aoro basis proenady when the blood is ia uood oe tendency af tanas eld oerea aad ulcers is tn grow a mam. They are a ceo stent drain upon the system, gradually but A pcreosj'l rapacity far work ar ml ensure ia soon loot ia Uae'gannt B. 8. S. ntahns a rapid and permanent cure at aid nasss a dees, bncnuge na other can reach deep listed blood tmnblns. at tno weak natl watery U overtosns a deadly poison bhaat hag waste valuable usee eupenmeatiag wna mem eWneaaeA us thnag tenure Muhna. nUxtaWaadn. , , afsi i Used Snhant aatanuSSani i on Wed Uo na "Seene years ago I we shot ia the left teg. iiaejiena whet I aaaoiayoa law a raaaiag snsa ana gat ate a great earn ar ansa, loejka aaeahcr el alaedTteaaadlaa, Bat oaa 4m aaa any nsnf 1 1 an aswaaa w arrre it a ansa, too reaaw wen trail tromWe. aad Inroad the poUas out of my blood : aeon attareaaas the sera ha hare parfaBt aae of the leg, whieh wds swollen and vary atkf for a Ung tine itgnJXTaXSr, Soalanf'aaal! ly purely vegetable blood punier known ; ade of mots and herbs of wonderful purifying pro per Lien, sh na noi sea can resist. S. S. S. nnickly and of OAiiaJny kid, unhealthy burners, and the eld, troublesome aoro heals. t, S. S. is the only is made of reota aad which nUar the blood of all morbid, unhealthy hus At the same time the g serai health is invigorated and built up. When a little scratch nr hurt fails ta heal readily, you may be sure your blood ia bad. S. S. n. will loon put it ta ardor and heap it an. Our Medical Department is ia charge of experienced physicians, who have made bleed disss see a life study. If you will write them about your case, they will gladly furnish all information or advice wanted, without any charge whatever. Addreai SWIFT SflQIFlO 00. ATLANTA. sss GA. MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS. Gold has been discovered near Apis, tamoa. For some years there haTe been no brook trout in Colorado waters. Last vnar nearly 5.Cx;o.OHU brook trout CggS yvere placed in them. At the beginning of the new century there were 57,000 army aud navy pen sioners in New England, drawing their yay through ths agency in Boston. Much Indignation is expressed in Munich papers because the state did not interfere with the sale to a lumber man of the largest linden tree In Ba- tavia. In Salt Lake City, I'tah. a number of street cars are being provided with let ter mailing boxes. These cara will stop at certain points and letters placed in the boxes are removed by messengers in time to catch the mails. A Florida man lias purchased 300 sores of swamp land near Swan Bridge, end will turn it into a breeding place for alligator. These reptiles are be coming scarce, owing to the activity of northern hunters, and, as there is a steady demand for alligator skins, the speculator hopes to do well. It will cost. 02 ei'utu per swenr if you swear In Portland, a little town below the Water Cap, says a Stroudsburg (Pa.) correspondent in the rhiladel phia Hecord. Swearing has become so obnoxious to some of the Inhabitants that they base determined to enforce tho old law against profanity. Chickens are now plucked in a whole sale manner by the umj of pneumatU machinery. There is a receptacle ir. whieh the bird is placed after being killed, and Into this are turned several cross currents of air from electrical fans revolving at Hie rate of 5,000 turn per minute. In the twinkling of an eye the bird is stripped of it feathers, even to the tiniest particle of down, aad the machine is ready for snothsr WW nmn nunanVX 1,1 W ! 1 IKS FEMININE FINERY. Pretty llrtiilla wf (he Coatumra Tlmt Are Kosv In Voirue Aimunn Hood Drraatira. In the Russian blouse that has just come in a.s llie ideal of 1H0 1 there is no pouch at all only a fullness, says a fashion authority. Drap de Kar is mw material for shirt waists. It is a soft woolen, something like a very line cashmere, and comes in various lovely shades. Many of the new sleeves are gathered across at Uu? top in such u way that the fullness does not stand up, but is al lowed to llatteu itself agaiutt the tot of the arm. The new Swiss muslins show a great variety in polka dots in color and rath er large in sizes, In the white grounds or in black on various tinted grounds. The new fur boas; are long and lin isbed with on abundance of toils that reach to the knees. CkilTon, net and gauze with narrow bands of siik stitched in ot interval" make very pretty vests. One row of embroidered polka dots down the cen ter of the ban da N an i ffective addition. A low-crowned sailor hat made of taffeta silk or velvet, and trimmed with a bunch of roses or pompons at one side, is considered the chic headgear for young women to w ear in the morning- Triumphal of Mrcliunlcal Cleat US. Ijl 1-11 Matthias Baldwin built the first American locomotive with his own hands, end It took him a year to do it. Nowadays if one man were compelled to perform the total labor of a single day in the Baldwin loco motive works it would take him just 20 years. Jn this he would need the help of modern tools. If he had not these tools the day's work would mean his lifetime Industrial Journal. .-II sntUtted. Bliffers Buncom is a self-made man. Isn't he? Wiffcrs Yes. What made yos think sot Bliffers He seems to be so well sat isfied with the job. N. Y. Weekly. Rather Wild at Plarnrea. "Statistics show that Chicago people lose 6,500 umbrellas a year." "Six thousand five hundred ? Pooh Pre lost half that many every year my self." Chicago Iteoord-Herald. An Indication. He How innocent Mia Priacilla ial She blushes at everything I say to her She That isn't iaaoosnee; tkat's re tnsmsnt. Life. RIDER AGENTS WANTED one in each town to ride and exhibit a sample 1901 model bicycle of our manufacture. T0U C SURE $10 TO $50 A WEEK besides having a wheel to ride for yourself. 1901 Models SS $10 to $16 '00 & '99 Models S. $7 to $12 500 Second Hind WheeUco , co taken m trade by our CWCAgO retail Itorcs, 94 f IU ((ftt niauv Kood as new We ship auy bicycle ON APPROVAL to anyone UTifAOul a cent dt posit m aui'unci ana allow 10 DAYS FREE TRIAL. no rial in ordering from us, as you do not need to pay a cent if the bicycle docs not suit you. nn MAT DIIV ii wheel until vim have written fur our UU UU I DUI FACTORY PRICIS and I Kit TRIM, nil IU This liberal oflVr has never becu equaled and is a guarantee ol the minlilv of our wheels. T a reliable person In rttch town to distribute catalogues fur us in a bicycle. Write today for fret catalogue and lau S(M i Ial offer, MEAD CYCLE CO., 0130,1. Chicago, rbiognhe4 irons UI. &HBAT Tf REVIVO RESTORES VITALITY Made a Well Man ,v of Me. fnodnoes the above result a Int30 day. Haiti powerfully and uiilckly. Cure! when all othera fall Young men will regain their lost manhood, and old men will recover their youthful vifor by using KJZVIVO. It quickly aad surely reitores Narrow ness, Lo.t Vitality, Impotascy. Nluhtly Erutaatona, Lost l'ower. Falling Memory. W satin Diseases, and 111 effects ot self abuse or excess and Indiscretion which uaflts one for study, businesa or marriage, rj lot only cures by starting at the eest of dlBesso, but ll a great nerve, tonic and blood builder, bring log back tho pink glow so pale chorksaudro storing the Are of youth. It wsrds off Insanity and Consumption. Insist on having REVIVO, nc other. It can be carried In vort pocket. By mall l.OO par packaca, or six for SW.oo, with a pool live written gtmriaoteo So euro or refund She money. Circular tree, addrees Royal Medicine Co., 8SXSS!& for silt in MUM I cbuvqh, I'd., o MIDDLEBIjRGH DRUG Co. WANTED. -Capable, reliable person In ev ery county tn reproaenl large company nf solnl Rnanc al reputation; 1988 salary nor year. pay. able weekly: f-'l per day absolutely sure anil all gpensca; straight, bona-fide. definite salary, 0 corumiaalon; salary paid each Haturday and peiiso money advanced each week. STAND 1 RO rloilSB,!! 18 I earborn Bk, Chicago. Heiier Pun Thnn llnnclnBT, "Enjoy your party, Hobby?" "Yes, ma." "Well, what little girls dill you dance with?" "Oh, 1 didn't dam-". I linil line fights downstairs with Willie Itichard son, and 1 lfeked him every time." Philadelphia Inquirer, Cfmplrlr-ly Gone, "She's not bad looking," observed the unemotional young man. "Bui she hasn't any money." "What does a cirl with hnir like that need of money?" exclaimed tin-other youth, guiiig after her with his soul in hiseyes. Chicago Ti Ibune. Hopeless Cose. "1 mii awfully disappointed in my son," said the fond father. "How so?" "Why. I've used, I suppose, 50 bottles of different hair producers, in my ef forts to make blm ii professional pianist." Vonkers Statesman. Striking n Bnlnnee, If the gnat recording angi l Has a htfif-way lenient trend He will glv.- lis all fair credit For the g .... that we Intend, Yet, 'twere serious, I take It, If. with equal honest vli w. He shmilil Jot down In his volumes Kvsry evil impulse, tooi Chicago Record-Herald, HEARD on PI I i. ROAD. T HARRISBURG. PA. Cubes all Doiwk and Doot Aodictions NtWLi FiiPni'.hCD Ml w riANftc.i mi hi DR. HAYNE'S, (The Great German8clentlst) improved Double Extract of Sarsa panda and Celery Compound Red Clover, Beef and 12 Veiretablos, Roots and Herb, (no Minerals! contains DOUBLE the Curatives o! anv one dollar Medicine in tlm mar ket and l ist- 1 IC as long, The greatest lii iuculv ol the As, killing all GERMS, destroyed all MICRO BES and a suie ami certain euro for KDNEY and LIVER disases, Rheumatism, Nervousness, Uyspe psia, Malaria. Coustipation, Sick Beadacbe and all complaints arts ing from impure blood. ReKular prion SI, 00 per botllelOoz., but in nnlci- to get it itit nuluced in t Ins si c tiun we will sell at BO cents per bot tle or 4 buttles for ir-l.o" until furth er notice. Do not wait, order now if you are ailing. The above medicine is used in EV ER! HOSPITAL and lv nil tbc LEADING PHYSICIANS in the world to day, and highly enaorsed by ull. Address, fAONAWK REAEDY CO. April IS-lt. BOME.N V. Ms! annl9L 15ilnv RUPTURE Write to the MOHAWK REMEDY CO., Home, N. Y., ami they will tell ymi bow von can oars your m i'Tl ltE or llhltMA iiml the ONLY WAY they can possibly be CURED, free ol rhargr It will cost you lint oitecrnl Don't wait, you will never regret it. April 18411, WANTED.--Capable, reliable person In every county to represent large company ot solid financial reputation; 1930 salary per year, pay able weekly; IS per day absolutely sure and all expenses atraight. bona-flile. definite salary. Do com mission; salary paid each Saturday and expense money advanced each week . S3 SAs l ARD HOUStJ. 331 Dearborn St., Ck'-ago. 5-M8 "Bather a large boy for half fare isn't he, sir?" "Yes, he is now, but he was a small boy w ben we started." Moonshine. A Plea for Ihc KrrinK, ll peopls in v r made mlstaki i, Willi ii bid thi cj nli h chaff, This wnrld would be a lonely place, Willi ne'er a , hi ncs to laugh, Washington f; .i Anxlona to Obllnje. Anxious Clubman- Doctor, please oome just us quick as you can to Col. Tom Timberlake, lie's sceii rsnake . Dr. Proctor My dear sir, I do not cure snake bite; I take inly surgical cases. Anxious Clubman Oh, that'll be ;.'l right; by the time you cet nrollin; to him I dare say Col. Timberlake will have fallen out of bed and broken hi neck. Leslie's Wei kly. "A Friend In Reed la." HtO, Mrs. Philanthropist Why do you cry, little boy? Little Boy Me madder is sick, nn' me fader is out uv work, an' wo ain't had nuLtln' ter eat fer free days. Mrs. Philanthropist Poor dear child, how my heart aches for you. Here's a tract on the evils of drink among the masses that you may take homo nnd read. Judge. c IT folks mm iStasa A- tr Knr "lew York. N V
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