T, , m f. QC 30f ; br.' iht EriefFun Ilausa Earrick jIEVEIt KCKNAL ItAnDEH. ch hob mieh nlntnt wiiMer in rn ii?ir niifli-iiinsh gVliott. So lion grosso lmlitlix convention doh ot tier nnner ilawfj un notich tier invention lien su en tuinipict K'lml. i wore invito nn ho en brojniini we f'hot hen f ir sell essa hilslit doo iliincdiiwe; un ties lievea net 'winu. ! lt.iwniii fun thile fun il.i noeh:i os X'hot hen far eami hov ieh ,r net sit keiinii. uwi'i- si' li a amohl dii (Jit;i Houp c hot: Hurdle, boodle un oodle : derno h"ll Ke about endttt ;Jit noldrt K' Ulnl.c ( 111 k l'"t . Ae ci t wore nil's bill ff.ulnu keil ")uti ifiine tiitoe." Ich hob tf'niillietl drttckci hot en mistake u'luum h- 3 un het en "u"ni reeked onshtots "in,"' un far en:i wisu os ieh hw bites farshtii.' fun L:itin, hov ieh em iKer tr'sawil 111 c Het mere fun sella 'piunphiiio potatoes" jrovvii. un iler iqf hen his iiiich funi dish do wella. Hrno hen se dii sorta boy u'lmt : ailiberi y, crilmbci ry un jaiuberiy. LWer s( 11 wore net oil. So hen 1 1 lort i wi y'hot. Ae sort hut Kiiiwd t'BClimocked wo em Mike Jjlotnerni lidfr. Se hens shiini pain n'i:i sa. !chi hub ho K'fni't cli sc lens l;in lerf in la el.la sort Jfawsa JIarriek ceSa r-bree hetta, uu so hen en bud Uo ful Kiawd forna on my deller f'Atclt un ieh hob ii'niold ni -lash-id Hi tfooder old. Cili sin de g'siclter dlish room mere bakont warm r noneh cm onera un ieh hob ,'. iiied ieh wuro widder oomich ' ILhhi Jrejml om Haxvsjv Iirriek.J yora dutennined far en Mipecch iclrn un endlieh hen ho in ieh don gulust. Kernel, husht doo in - i - i -i i neva en asei inn aero g niiuicii i hushts not K'wist ! Well won net husht don konsht duo "or eiika we ieh now feel. Ieh hob ipeech u'mauched UU ill nicini hov ieh tsil fed Wore licit d wa i bolidix un se hni mieh iii wella. Pc result wore en feclit. Seller detective woo mieh ill le Jail n'shteeked hut is uff eooma rar nii'li di.-htera. Ieh ho!) one mini Jerk' ls rooked un hob cue! 'sawd ii niiwiua ware Hilly l!ih r-- hn jeht freind os ieh iu d r wol It het. We iuy noodi-r freind WOO UU' J'(( t'Ssil jevyu hut we ieh K'ltrauipod hob, su'ineie eooma is far mieh haino lemuaa hov ieh emo anes hiniiieh's ink.' ore ira-loiiked os are bartel jawm ivvcr der dish ni yffolki is. IVat oh weider pevva hut wase ieh iet,'awer dor naixt monrn hov ieh uich i in look-up K'luniia, olios blood cbmit tswa hIuoiiii blou uwpi, en UVfs os we en fousht un os link ore marK'shlitzod. Ieh bin tsu dor con ilaiioa oooimi os do kushttsti nhtar ick woro far mieh on dor oonvon ioo. 0 nine, uhr is dor doteotivc eooma inj do deer fun miuera lxui ulV ftiltlusHii, in ui cooina uu a pawr land oulVs ous simo oek Ka-tzooyu. "Doo wid nelly net on mieh do 1" 10 V ieh K'ttiiwd. "CTtiiinly." "Ieh hob net Kmurdt .'" Doo I'm tih t ous." Now, Kernel, ieh hob in meiin avd not foela my hore sieh ulVbhtt Ua ji doHsa inohl. Ieh hob nix onish era eudenkod, ko wo daro di tootivo iw'gonu'i i-S os ieh hot obber doto f'niauehod in moini noof un mist low lion k ii. We mero im 'Siuiro ai oflico cooina iin hut nro y'Hiiwd : "Qottliob Uoonastiol, Htand up! What is your uuiuo t" "Doo hushtH yo yusht tf'miwil." "What in your niimo T Aimwer ay quention." "Ck)ttliob DoonaHtiol." "Whero do you rowido." "Wo ieh my hoot ob uoiu." What huvo you to. Hay to tho hargo of drunkenness and diHordor- y conduct. Guilty or not truilty T" "Quilty I" hut ebber g'ttawd liiu lich mere. Ich hob room gacookod in dob bbtaid my freind hinuich mere woo ich de nocht derfore ivver let dibh ni g'bhloga hob. We icb bob ware es wore bin icb in y i-tz g'foUaosweendotornienttcb. "Lt the prisoner before the br answer for luniRelf. "Shwr guilty, Qottlieb, icb ehtrel by dere.' Ich bin ulT r'8htonna un t.rick ga gooked un dart Hbtivd my friend mitera roll bills in dor bond. Ieh hob more shi.T net Holver plawvn kennn nwer arc woro fuihoftieh nueh my friend. "Guilty I" hov ieh g'sawd. "Ten dollars line, costs of prose cution and a guarantee to keep the peace," hut dor 'Squire g'miwd. My friend is utr-gVhtcppcd, my bond g'signed un de tie dawh r nuiuier ga-plnukcd. In t:e minutta worn mero uff em hamewake. We mero ousein nhtettlo wora hut my friend nieh room gadraid uu hut g'sawd : Well, Gottlieb, we feolslit?" "Sehleeht (T'l-tiunk. Seltwot net twi mere. Farhondlo mieh ulV en hoond u:i derno hIiooh dor lioond." Ols Widder, I'ooNASTltL. rheCure Fo: PTofula mi oni'o Riiiponpt to W hn I. uich ot ry.ii:y. Tiwl.iy, many pr.iicfi.l ppnii knew that tin? "tuvrelm fi it jer's S:irv.tiill.i. Hii.H iM'i (ni niii i. -tlvo cillrpatcs "tlio rvll" .y tlinrin.lily clmiliiailnR all tlio mruiiKiiii poiion trmn llirt t'loiut. Connunipti'Mi, ralarrli, nnl Varlimi etlier iliylvil un well us liii'iiuil maladies, liai their cri;;lu In SCROFULA V.'liPtl lierodltary, this ilisr.iso manlf''sts I'. elf la i'lill.lhooil .y Klanilular SttellinJ, MniiliiK sines, swollen jolnis, aii'l general leel'lenes of Irmly. AdlnliiUter Ayer'KS.in i parillaoii nMaraiH'0 ot tlio fust s)iiiitniiis. "My little Klrl was troiiMed with a painful fterofuloiis jwelllm; under ono of her nuns. Tlio physician lielinj mialilo to ifloct a cute, I gave hi r one bottle of Ayer's Rnrsipirllla, nifl tho swolllnc disappeared." W. T. Kennedy, M I'arlaud s, Va. "I wasenrcdof scrofula hy the use of Ayer'.i Far:ipardla.".T. C. Heriy, I,'cilii'ld. Mo. " I was tronlde,. w ith a sen- kind fur ever tv.ii )o;irs. Itelir.; jissiireil t!n- c.e.o win (eiofula, I t.xili six hollies t,f Ayer'.s Sarsapari.u atnl w as cured."- II. IllnKun. Klverteii, l Cr. J. C. AYER & CO., Lowell, Mass holj t'y all Prut!uiiis. rii.-v;". j.x j I We want your trade, and by means of our advertisement we are seeking to get your attention and attract you to our store. If you are a customer of ours, we are anxious to increase our business with you ; if you are not we hope you soon will be, as no honorable means will be winiiMu pirSinig peiraSinig AT THE e. BP t w m ri r fj n am m i m .a. 11 m m a. SELINSGROVE, PA. I liiivfjust iTlurnctl from tlio v.si uilli :in unpicct'diMit- cl stock of Spi ini; iiiul Siimmci' Sooils, coinpi iinr cvci v- tliillir ill tin- line of New Dices (toods ciiili;iciio all t1nv novelties of (lie .season suclias tiliina, Iidia anl Surah Silks, Laiisdowiis in all the lale shades, l.etllMnl r(nls. Hcnriettiis, cashmeres. Serocs, ( I imjliams, Plain .Aliislins, o-i- n nz-vrl 4- r nff nin sl-1 1 1 a HPls r- 4- keep the best qualities of everv-llnrr , , ,. fl',f 11 Al ,;4.K . ()U1 tsiipMs, , all-paper ami all o!l,er Iim-s of p,..,s are till WI1U .IUC1.1 Wlbll US Waa cw-.. ii. i test. We guarantee you the low est possible figures. m "ITTF STOCK S liiu H 1ST r n i t y r e -sji tilt THE KEY k . . C. 11lV. l'i Sue -es is i nl 'i. mils mot I . v l'liei's. 2000 pair of Shoes fur Men's every d;iv wciir. stieli I'luw Mini'-. 1 ;n r.-. I.i;;lit W.-i-l . Mi'i'llilllie (. Sliiii'K wlliell were lutuylit Fofcsfl Sals Far Casli ninl will lie snlil way lieluw the uxiinl price. 'I'lie Miit'lv is fresh mid new lio ol I htvle uml hllell -wol'll ((Mills miion jr. Coin" ninl s.'e tin) line i f I., lilies Siiiuilier Slue s. W. I. (5A11M.AN. n r Jt v "S&B Remember m Dead SKLINSGHOVE 1AR6LE: YARD M. L. MILLER, Prop'r. 1 keep constantly on hand and nmn- uiucture to order ull kinds of Marble and Granite Old Stones Cleaned and Repaired. LOW IMUCES 1 LOW l'HICES!! I have one of the Lett Marble Cut ters In the State and couttflqueutly Kirn oui koou worn. tsajrCome and see my work -prices Thankful for pant favora I uioHt re pect fully abk a continuance of same. Mi L. MILLER. most varied we have ever shown, we keep constantly on hand a full line of of goods pertaining to the thorough furnishing of a home in the most modern sense. fry of every description, Carpets.Rugs, Draperies, lJianos, Organs, Music el Instruments (send for catalogue) sheet music, &c. Write us if vou need anything to beautify your Home or malie it more comfortable. or better come and see us, will at l(QOf t'- - -i I'lUISE FOn THE III'Mtil.K ONtnV Onions nro iiivaluitlilu fur soups. They liro blood puritlers. A hhur.il usb of hem i ri'coiiiiii'itidvd ns h cure; for I ii.- si UllXx fro.'1, 'H He on in call and p our prices. Selinnn e, im. mm nl hi! W. '-v 'i1 ' '.' t ,'..w ': -aV IlltlOIl Issit pleasant. nn t ii Low a f; L 1 : i' ; f'' if i 'm- ji lEl, Front Street Milton, Pa. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL T m Tij it n 0 1.1 ITT. lb: .TP ''I J i: I I'. I I" m an r i 'A ct i : i ic no f Carriages, Buggies, Wagons, Har ness, &c for the Wholesale uinl Retail trade. And offer hh an inducement to consumers tlix advmitues of wholesale riricex by eliiMiint,' together nn 1 buying not less than three vehicles at one time. Our work will be all L'liuniiit I haiiiNmiide and of the latest nlyles. Call and examine before buying elsew here. We have in stock some one man or doctor's bitfj,fien of the latest patterns. Cut We keep in stock constantly a slock of No. 1, ',' II IS and ','1 shingles ran'inti from if'-i to s.00 per Thott-atnl. .).V. K'KAHNS, neiiveHnwn, Pa. v'uicU selling ii- inn,. i,,'. d .lnt I'i'itiMi. ,1 f t- i ll iiy itli th- !.it; - st line of M i'ii ., i,, i,n , v,, , . i ti i ri 1 1-1 I i-' I-. line I "i . - - I i lining .11 nil -had. s aii.l -I les, t 'alj,',,. , 1 1 .uu (e.-iit- i. ' m ml e er I hi o in 'i o- portioli. ., c,, ,, Vi- Hi li,.v ,-,iil. ',' in y which me the 'h-foi'ilTie for spring and Summer wear. ! ainl I'.nu our pii.i 'ah paid f ir Mutter and '.:;. & M fi IT A i i it i- in Gretit .Reduction Sale of (, tail I J I I I ; w y, l 11! 11 For Ninety Days ! ii r 1 i t i Hi ii ii t u I, Tho Undersigned Clior Tlio Tublic Their EN TIRE CTCCIk CF FURNITURE AT Till tilil.A'IT.sT At ;;! I'll 'i; i: i t: k m i 'i l. AM A. I t I. nr ,-ali" aho e iin pi e I.T'i I . . "i .'..V 111 th m Calicos at First Cost. Special Bargains in Delanes, Cash meres and Plaid Goods. Tremendous Drop in all other Goods. It must be disposed of to make room for the Spring trade. Come at once and profit by the bar gains. They are genuine. E. C. MANBECK. Ulsh's Old Stand. McOluro, Pa. We ill', -nl v,.i, .. , ,il I . 1,1.1 w , , , , !, ;., , , in.-i . loll- M l Wi' - ' II lew I ' I till' III H'e- ,- I "I I ,w Sol t H o, .. I ( 'handier Su it - - I I." i t ', , i ,n I , , .it t re Hard U I 'hamber Suit- hi ivt ,,,n 'A lie ! at t r, ! Ant n pie i a k Suit-, s 'n n - l:i i i I :, , s,,rii,.. I'lu-li Pailor Suit- :;uu'i 1 1, ,., .,li. per It W It'll ' hairs per set '.'.Vl I'lalliUlu Rockers In slink, ever I Iiiiilt in the furniture line, iiielinjin;,- Mirrors. liunU ( a-i-I leslv. Si. I e. In in I'd-. ilplioaril-, ( eiit re l a Lie-, r.iiu v 1 1, n " -. I i a by liair-' I'Vlither Pillows, l.oliii-i -. ( oii. ln -, l,aie,ia -, Mnl... H ill 1,' ii'l.s (',,,,,'. Seat Chairs line, medium and cheap I mint lire, to mi it all clas-es. Prices lei I need all I III !'h. "tne en l and - nr stork before von eii'e your oiiler, and llnis save "i to '.'u per rent, on every dollar. Speciiil AllenlitMi (licn i I ndci l;iKiiio- v Ilniliiiliniii". KATIIERMAN & IIAI1TNAN, Limited, Mll lMMiriJtill, PA. YOU I Are missing a big chance by not calling at once to buy your Fall and Winter Vou can't rub it out and the people will m o it and talk about it A 1,000 stock of p tods will attract attention and when people learn tins prices THEY SIMPLY GO WILD OVER IT! como and bco for yourself. You will fined everything from a first class Oucrcoat down to a collar-button Too busy waiting on customers to write more. Yours truly, K.UUNTZUKKGEli WUTilIMhUM' I, I. III. I WW,. ---W-J. ft.A..,, )
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