THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McOONNELLSBURQ. PA. j in THE SPRING I jH i,c the eret est f 8 1' nn death ) ,..,... Ic on the Western front. In the jlvcrvilny ',llk" o life' !t ' tlle l,r'g ItunJ tlmt brings ill heulth. One of the iiliiff retu-ons ivby the run-down man ifimls himself in a bnd state of health in March or April, in because he has spent viearlv all his bourn for the past four or 'live month" penned up within the walls Kl house, factory or office. It is the rea son i"r our diminished resistance that lid lack of out-door life, coupled with Jirrlinps over-cnting, lack of Rood exer cise, iiiMilHcicnt sleep, nnd constipation. (In 'other words, we keep feeding the Ifiiinni-p with food but do not take out "die "clinkers," and our fire does not burn 'lripMly. Always keep the liver active. ! There is nothing better for health than uking nn occasional mild laxative, per y.).'aps once a week; such a one as yon an pet at nny drug store, made up of iMuv-upplc. jW, l0,j (sugar-coated, jiiny, easilv taken ), which has stood the t,t of fifty yearn of approval namely, !I)r. Pierce's Pleasant l'ellets. Hut for It he "Spring Fever," the general run-down Imnilition, the lack of ambition, the j "blues," one should take a course of 'treatment every spring; such a standard I tonic as Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis tcovcry. now to be had in tablet form in ipixtv'cent vials. Watch the people go plodding along the street. There's no ifpring. no vitality. A vitalizing tonic such Ins tills vesetnhle extract of Dr. Plerce'i 1 gives you the power to force yourself Into 'nrtlnn. The brain responds to the- new ttilocd In circulation, nnd thus you're ready sto make a flRlit against stagnation which Ihol'ls vou In bondage. Try tt now! Don't Sn' 'Tnrluv Is the dnv to hecin. Gain a I little "pep," nnd laugh and live. Vim and Ivltnlltv are the natural out-pouring of a i healthy body. It does not spring up in a ?., Trv this Rorlnn ton c. and you gain liie courage thut comes with good health. Don't Use Any Other Than Cuticura Soap To Clear Your Skin Your Silk Scraps make beautiful decorations for Bags, Lamp shades, Pillows, Baskets, Haw, Tablecovers, i i.u ..a M.itklni mail. ontUin waen uuru wuu . - - .. moulds with stems, for making Grapes, Apples no Assortment of moulds with numerous de tlKns,lur(f Unlsbedsampleand instructions II. YE LITTLE SHOPPE, Oak Park, Illinois r i x- lir a.j to sell our flair Brushea Hay Agents n amen Th brum do not coma ODt when wubed. Haarates lirel ., IUnUwa, Write Onick for bout mall order proposition ever i.iI.t, d. "Vintikfaetiiiii gimmnwed. Hend stamp fir partiralara. ino iTuru puwiji riuDu,u, OUTTUV New Marching Bong-Tankes j r-i I VII B nooaiB onus iue; o hit hk. Aldr!tLIIIClark.aalfriinkllnATe.,rit.Loiili,Mu. nrf D W A HIT PI to sell II. 00 Menthol Inhalers. BLLl nAlllLV Hampln and partlrnlara S6c AdurcflS WiMt ssppij now, , , i,,,, ... Send for Fr Samples-Cold Cream. Corn Cora, v.-., Mnilmlne. Pile Core. laboratories. Corntll Companr, las. U, Ureal Harrington, Mass. W. N. U., BALTIMORE, NO. 13-1918. COUNT UP ONE FOR PATRICK Unwelcome Guest at Feast at Least Had Satisfaction of Getting a Good "Shot" Home. I'nt nlwnys lind tlio IntPRt news of the surrounding country nnd wns con sofjiicntly n wi'lcomo dully visitor nt the pnrochiiit house. On one occasion when bis reverence wns giving n din ner to some friends lie requested I'nt lint to cull, but the latter, on account of the refreshments 'lisiinlly afforded hill), turned tip along with the visit ers. His reverence passed the vord to his friends, nnd I'nt wos left Rlttlng iiunotleed In n corner of the room dur ing thp ineiil. It whs only when the dinner bud been nenrly finished thnt his reverence nddressed the unwelcome guest : , "Any news todny, I'M?" be risked. "Xnw," milked Tut, "except Pnn Fo ley's sow bus thirteen plfis in' rhe bus only twelve tents." "Thirteen p!;:.'t nnd only twelve tents," eyclnlnied bis reverence. "How will the old pig get on, then?" "Punno," snnrled Put; "s'pnse It'll bnve to tnkc. n buck sent nn' wntch the others corgi n' tliemselves, snn.o ns I'm doln'." Chivalry or the Seas, hlstnrv Is full of lnstnnces of the snllorinnn's cblviilrlc humnnlty. When the captured Cliesnpetiko wus tnken to Halifax, her Cnptnln I.nw rence ("don't give up the ship") was burled with mllltnry honors from those ngnlnst whom be bnd fought, Pnrlr Itenjumln writes In the New York In dependent. A Itrltlsh officer who wna one of bis pallbearers Inter commund ed the Itoxer In her fight with our Knterprlse, Mortnlly wounded, he sent bis sword to the dying Amerlcnn cnptuln, who died with It in bis bunds. And then nil the. people of I'ortlnnd, Me., reverently received both bodies nnd burled them with etituil honors, side by side. How's This ? We offer flOO.CO for any case of catarrh that cannot be .cured by HALL'S CATARKH MEDIClNK. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE Is tak en internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. Bold by druggists for over forty years. Price 76c. Testimonials free. . F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. Forced to Falsehood. "I like n truthful mnn." "And yet," commented Miss Cnyenne, "you wouldn't bnve nny esteem for n dentist who owned up nt the outset tlmt lis wus 'going to hurt you terri bly." To Run the Law. "Cuu the lnw imike u man support bis wife?" "Yes, even If she Is Insup portable." The only perfect woman Is your sweetbetirt. Error Is Its own refutation. r? 1 1!!!! I if : I Net Contents ISFIuid Drachmj r Q - v.i'i . OS KKti-."" Kite? --CS'- (3.5 o'?- l1f j LCOHOL-3rEHCENT. fl ! Ai!.Xnit,tnPrn.ir.ilionibrAJ-1 similatin4HicroodlrRc,uU-linotheStomadisandBcWKisM uicrcbi'Pfomo'iin$Dicstioii n r....,e nrt neLConUins UltlTIUllllMoi'" neither Onlum.Morplilne nor j Mineral. Not nahcoiw jUxSrnna A ,t..fnl Remedy fcf nn,i wrlshncss and Loss of Sleep j rcsu1tinilliprcrrornjnm.-.v;. facsimile Si4natareot XnECmAwnCoMPAWf. ,,t vnuii. For Infants and Children. Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria A 1 1 Bears' the W KJigliabLUO of f m r mm mm LW IF In Use For Over Thirty Years A . . aT - exaevvopy ei wrapper. tmi oimt.uw mumih, i torn enr. Win the War by Preparing the Land Serving the Seed and Producing Bigger Crops Work in Joint Effort the Soil of the United States and Canada CO-OPERATIVE FARMING IN MAN POWER NECESSARY TO WIN THE BATTLE FOR LIBERTY The Food Controllers of the United States and Canada are asking foi ercater food production. Scarcely 100,000,000 bushels of wheat are avail able to be sent to the allies overseas before the crop harvest. Upon the efforts of the United States and Canada rests the burden of supply. Every Available Tillable Acre Must Contribute; Every Available . Farmer and Farm Hand Must Assist Western Canada hts an enormous acreage to be seeded, but man power s short, and an appeal to the United States allies is for more men for seed ing operation. Canada's Wheat Production Last Year was 225,000,080 Bushels; the Demand From Canada Alone for 1918 Is 400,000,000 Bushels To secure this she must have assistance. She has the land but needs 'he men. The Government of the United States wants every man who can effectively help, to do farm work Ihis year. It wants the land in the United States developed first of course; but it also wants to help Canada. When- Iever we find a man we can spare to Canada's fields after ours are supplied, want to direct him there. Apply to our Employment Service, and we will tell you where you can ibest serve the combined interests. Western Canada's help will be required not later than April 5th. Waees 'o competent help, $50.00 a month and up, board and lodgine. Those who respond to this appeal will get a warm welcome, good wages, eood board and find comfortable homes. They will get a rate of one cent ) rnile from Canadian boundary points to destination and return, tor particulars as to routes and places where employment may be had . I... ii a p... .ruip nrnlnviiF,!- The Open Door I By REV. W. W. KETCIIUM Director of Practical Work Courts, Moody Bible Institute, Chicago IMMOVED UNirOlM INTERNATIONAL smsrscioL Lesson (By E. O. BKl.l.DltH, Actinic IMintor of the Kumlay School Courso of the Muoily Illhlo Institute, CIiIcoko.) (CotiyrlKht, 11)18, Wrstrrn Nrwspsper t'nlnn. ) TKXT I nm the door: by mo If nny man enter In. he slmll he miveil, anU s.iall go In und out, and tlnd jjusture.-Jno. 10:9. Christ In tlilx text Kpciik of lilmsclf as tin- door. I IiIh l n homely meta phor. It lacks tltu heauty of those Old Testament ri.Vlllllols In which Christ Is presi-nt-cd to us us the rose of Sluii'on, the lily of the val ley, and the bright and inoridiiK star. It Is, however, more forceful, for we know very lit tle of the rose of Sharon, souiethlni; of the lily of the valley, nnd less of mornluK stars; hut we do know considerable about doors. Christ In this text rt resents himself ns the open door. The words with which he paints this into the picture lire, "If any man enter In," "no In," and "go out." Now there must be some very plain i tint! fundamental lessons Christ would j tench us by this homely ami common place portru.val of himself. One of these Is the simple one that the Lord Jtsiic Christ Is the open door Into sal vation. "How elemental," you say; yes, but bow essential It is thnt we know this, for many mistake other doors for the door. They think salva tion Is either through the church, or buptisui, or pood works, or soinetbltiK else, when the truth is salvation Is through Christ. How plain and direct ure the Scriptures concerning this, ns for example, Koinans G:l!3, "the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord," or Acts 4 :12, "Nei ther is there salvation In any other: for there Is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved." And then the words of Christ In our text, "I am the door; by (through) me If nny man enter In he shall be saved." Next to knowing that Jesus Christ is the only open door into salvation Is the need of knowing that he Is the open door for nil. He himself makes this clear when he says "by me If nny man enter in he shall be saved." "Any man" Includes every man, anil ex cludes no man. Jesus Christ, the open door Into salvation, swings wide open for every one to enter In. This also Is clearly taught in the Scriptures. Our Lord himself bids nil men to come to him und the all-Jnclnslve word of the Gospel Is "whosoever." In this connec tion It Is usually coupled with another Important word that we do well to pon der, nnd that is the word "will :" "who soever will," we read, "may come;" and ugnln "whosoever will, let him take of the wnter of life freely." So we see that while Jesus Christ Is the open floor for all, the question of entering thnt door depends upon the wills of those for whom the door swings wide open. Jesus never coerces anyone Into entering through him, the open door, into salvation; he Invites, entreats unci constrains all to enter, but never com pels anyone to enter. This puts the question of entering the open door squarely before each person. Christ Is the open door for all Into salvation, but whether one enters or not Is a matter of his own will. This Is why Jesus said to men in his day to whom be appealed: "Ye will not come unto me that ye might have life." What n solemnizing truth it Is, that our salva tion ili pends upon our willingness to accept tht' offer of salvation fully pur chased by Christ nnd freely offered to the world In him. In other plain words, that we mny be saved,' or not, ns we choose. If we enter through Christ, the open door, we shall be saved ; If we choose not to enter, we shall be lost. It Is not enough, you see, to know that Christ Is the only open door Into salvntlon nnd the open door for all. If lie is to he our Savior, he must, ns the open door, he made use of, otherwise bow run he avail us? i We should also note that Christ Is the open door into service for those who. have entered. Of such he says they "shall go in nnd out nnd lind pas ture." Sustenance for the Christian Is found not only In the study of the Wide, nnd other means of grnce, hut ns well, we sec front our text, In Chris tian service. Christ does not intend that those who are saved shall rest In ense; rath er he means that they shall serve and In service find strength. Of himself he said "my meat Is to do the will of him thnt sent me." This word was In response to his disciples who returning from Sychnr whither they had gone to buy meat, prayed him, saying, "master eat." To this he had replied, "I have meat to eat thnt ye know not of." They thought someone must have brought him something to eat. But It was not of material food he spoke; It was of that spiritual stistennnco which comes to those who In service do tho will of God. He had been ministering to the woman of Samaria, and had met her spiritual need ; this service was to him the nient they knew not of. And so those who have entered Into salvation through Christ, the open door, will find spiritual sustenance (pasturage), ns they go out through Christ, ihe open door In service to tfjolr fellow men. LESSON FOR MARCH 31 Missionaries' Opportunity. Until recently the Bulgarian mind has not. been convinced thnt the mis sionary's motive Is altruistic. With no examples of lilt rtiism before him, the Bulgarian cannot readily conceive of people coming to his country and spending money itud their lives unless they bnve some selllsh motive. But the consecratixl lives of the mission aries for more than half n century found their reward In tho Balkan wars, when such countless opportuni ties were offered for an expression of practical Christianity. The old handi cap litis now nearly disappeared. JESUS OUR EXAMPLE IN SERVICE. COI.nnV TKXT Let this mind to In you, which wus lso In Christ Jcsus -I'lill. 2:5. I'KIMARV TOriC-Jesus our sxampl In helping others. MKMOIIY VEItSrc-Kollow nie.-Mutt. 9:9. K A ST Kit T.KPSOX. l.KNHON TKXT-I Cor. 15:M-:.S. OOI.IIKN TKXT Thnnks lie iir.to Clod who Blvctlt ns the victory llirouch our Lord Johus Chrlst.-I Cor. 1C:&6. (nead Mill. 2:1-11.) A great ninny Sunday schools will probably omit the review lesson nnd devote the day to some special Blister exercises. This practice we cannot wholly condemn, but we would urge every school to devote some time to a consideration of the lesson text. Review Sunday Is dreaded by many superintendents, but It Is n test of knowledge nnd skill In teaching, n well as the chnrncter of work done dur ing the past three months. Some codemn Bible-school tenchlng by comparing It disparagingly with that of the day school without taking Into consideration the difference be tween tmld and volunteer tenchcrs, the limited time devoted to study, disci pline and other features. It Is mani festly unfair to Judge tho Sunday yrhool by the same pedagogical stand ards ns nre npplled to our public schools. The Sunday school deals with spiritual realities and not alone with moral Issues. It Is n wonderful tes timony to the blessing of God that with such meager equipment, training nnd time nt our disposal, the results of the Sunday school nre so wonderfully vtteo tlve In the Christian development of our country. With religions education legislated out of our public-school sys tem, almost entirely neglected In our homes, and not one family In five or cix connected with the Christian e'liireh, this suggests n condition savor Iri.' of cultured paganism. This ought ne1: to discourage the Sunday-school wo, ! r, but rather challenge him to grea concentration nnd more vnl hint 'envor. If n i 'lew Is desired, summarize the lessons L ' allowing twelve classes or twelve per.- 'iis to each bring In n'brlef digest. Lesson 1 gives us the testimony of John the Baptist concerning the one "mightier" than himself, "whose shoes lie wits not worthy to unloose." Les son 2 shows the Impeccability of Je sus, In that he wns "tempted In oil points like ns we nre, yet without srn." Lesson 3 reveals him ns the holy one of God, with power over unclean spir its and other sicknesses. Lesson 4 shows us Jesus ns Snvlor who has power nn earth to forgive sins. If he he not the Son of God the worship of Jesus Is nothing less than paganism or Idolatry. Lesson 5 shows us Jesus ns Lord of the Sabbath. Lesson 6 as the Son of God, not only In his healing power but In his authority over un clean spirits with power to delegate (hot authority to others. Lesson 7 shows Jesus as the great teacher who will bring forth abundant fruit and eternal life. Lesson 8 shows the mar velous germinal power of the divine seed. Lesson 9 shows Jesus ns the Son of God, whom even the winds nnd the sen must obey. Lesson 10 shows us Jesus as thu Son of God with power over death. Lesson 11 shows us Jesus ns not only having authority over un clean spirits, but possessing power to Impart that authority to others, while Lesson 12 shows us his compassion upon the unshepherded multitude, and the exercise of his divine creative power in feeding them. Of course such n review will be rapid and perhaps Incomplete, but It will show thot Jesus meets every situ ation nnd that his grace Is sufHelent for nil the conditions of life. It will iilso show thnt his words communicate vitality to society but that "their ef fectiveness depends upon the response which Is accorded to them. If a test Is required of the pupils, a set of questions coveting the work of the quarter should bo prepared and given to them a week In advance, from which n half dozen might be se lected for written review timing the class hour. This Is no theoretical plan. The writer knows of many Sun day schools where written reviews nre being successfully conducted. The Holy Land where Christ lived, suffered, died and rose again, litis re cently been captured from the control of thu Ottoman empire, and current history Indicates tho probable early establishment of n Jewish stale In this land of prophecy. i " " Fading Leaves. "Have you never known," says one iiuthor, "known better than you like to confess, by the exquisite advanc ing loveliness of his moral features, as by a surer symptom thnn nny phy sical Indication, that one whom you loved so well was going to his end? Have you not seen those mellowed glows of tempered Intellect nnd Joy nnd Christlike sweetness, which show ed by how slight n tenure the life wns held, and how soon the scene would change, und nil that made earth so pleasant wits nil going from your sight? 'Wo nil do fade as n leaf;' but let our last he our best; and the truth of God be reflected and himself made glorious In the sanctity of our Inter years, In the peace, and love nnd grace of our dying." The Irrepressible Conflict. Whenever men sny una do right there will be trouble nnd war. Bvll and falsehood will light. Faith and righteousness will not need to wait. They will have the bottle thrust on them nt once. There will be no peace In otir world until the enemies of peace are annihilated. They will he annihilated by the breath of Christ at his coming, and meanwhile we are to work ns great a slaughter among them us we cuiuR. E. Speer. THE TRUTH ABOUT ECZEMAAND PILES Thonwinili and tliouwinds of people, says Peterson, are learning every week that one K) cent box of Peterson's Omliacnt will ibolixh Kczvniu nnd bullish piles, mul the jrateful letters I receive every duy ore rvorth more to me tlain money. 1 had lCczema for many years on my aead and could not get anything to do it my good. 1 saw your ad and got one box mil 1 owe you hiany thanks for the good It lias done me. Tiir-re irn't a blotch on my head now, and 1 couldn't help but (hunk Peterson, for the cute is gieat. airs. Mary Hill, 4'J(I Third Ave., l'ltuburgh, l'u. 1 finve lind itching piles for 15 years and Peterson's is the only ointment that re lieves mc, besides the piles seem to have gone. A. 11. Hngcr, 1127 Washington Ave line, Racine, Wis. VfO Petersons Ointment for old sores, salt rheum and nil cliin diseases. It ban ishes pimples nnd blackheads in less lliar 10 days and leaves the rkin clean, clear and pleasant to look upon. Druggists g-jttrun tee it. Adv. "Trickt In All Yrades." Kvery barnstorming company has ns not the least Important part of its equipment n pair of hollowed coconut shells, which, in the hands of the stage mechanic, sounds more like n horse than a horse Itself, Now that most of our melodrama comes to us through the motion pictures, along comes an Imitator of clattering hoofs to be at tached .to a stationary organ. It Is operated from (lie keyboard by n lever or button. With the aid of a swell box, the sound can be iiiiule to swell or diminish. The device consists of six cups, the upper three of which are secured to the bellows lind the lower three of which are mounted on n solid bnse. To operate them, the organ player presses n key which causes the lirst cup to come down with a thud, fol lowed In quick succession by the other two cups. There Is no break in the action. The cups are made of mitplc. The Inventor is Harold A. Valkenbiirg of Oakland, Oil. Popular Science Monthly. Really Quick Work. An Irishman, who was a bricklayer, und who was evicted, went to Americn to tlnd work. When he wits passing through New York he saw some brick layers at work, nnd stood looking at them. While he was standing the fore man came over and said to him: "Well, I'nt, are you able to bnild houses as quick as this In Inihlln? We start u bouse in the morning and the tenant Is living In it In the evening." "Well, begorrn!" said But, "that's nothing. In iHihlln we start a house In the morning, and the landlord is evict ing the tenant from It In the evening." Those Technical Motor Terms. "Chnrley Is simply wonderful," ex claimed young Mrs. Torkins. "I never dreamed that anyone could run n mo torcar the way he can!" "What has happened?" "We took n ride yesterday and went nlong beautifully In spite of the fact that he had forgotten some of the ma chinery." "Running without machinery?" "Yes. We had gone at least eleven miles before Charley discovered thut his engine wus missing." GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER hns been a household remedy all over the civilized world for more than half a century for constipation, intestinal troubles, torpid liver and the generally depressed feeling that accompanies such disorders. It Is a most valuable remedy for Indigestion or nervous dys pepsia and liver trouble, bringing on headache, coming up of food, palpita tion of heart and many other symp toms. A few doses of August Flower , will immediately relieve you. It is a , gentle laxative. Ask your druggist. Sold In ull civilized countries. Adv. Very Plain. "What Interest Is your dog taking in that cat chase?" "I should Judge, sir, one purr scent." A Valuable Iron Tonic for the Illood finOVR'S TASTKI.KSS chill TuNIO rurtlli-a snfl Kiirlrhi'H tlio ni,M4. It. nrmisH I ho liver, drives mil niHlarla ami ImiOiIh rtp tho whole srsU'tu. A (J'n rrul HtrvntiitM'Oiiig Tunio tur Avlulu auU Children, Uhl.-Adv. Little (leas bnve smaller fleas to bite them. Don't Imagine you have all the trouble there Is. Dr. Tierce's Pleasant Pellets nre the original little liver pills put up 40 years ago. They regulate, liver and bowels. Ad. Happiness has been described In so many ways that a number of people have doubts of Its existence. Infections or Inflammations of the Hr'S. whether from cxtt-rnal or intornal riiuis, are promptly hfnlcd by the use of Kumun Eye Bulium at nlKltt upon retiring-. Adv. Would you have till men yotfr broth ers? Then be u brother to nil num. An honest mnn thinks that u pre'ty woman Is ulso n noble work. a To The American People There is no foundation for the alleged violations of law attributed to our Com pany by agents of the Federal Trade Commission and I want to say emphatic allthat Swift & Company is not a party to any conspiracy to defraud the Govern ment. Nor has Swift & Company been guilty of improperly storing foods or of making false entries or, reports. Conferences of packers, where prices have been discussed, have been held at the urgent request and in the presence of representatives of either the Food Administration or the Council of National Defense. And yet the packers have been accused of committing a felony by acting in collusion on Government bids I We have done our best, with other packers, large and small, to comply with the directions of the United States Food Administration in all particulars, including the furnishing of food supplies for the U. S. Army and Navy and the Allies, now be ing handled through the Food Adminis tration. We will continue to do our utmost,un- der Government direction, to increase our production and assist the Food Adminis tration. We consider that the opportunity to co-operate whole-heartedly and to our fullest powers with this branch of the Government is our plain and most press ing duty. The Trade Commission Attorney has, by false inference and misplaced empha sis, given to disconnected portions of the correspondence taken from our private files and read into the Record, a false and sinister meaning with the plain purpose of creating antagonistic public opinion. The services of the packers of the United States are most urgently needed, and I regret exceedingly that we should at this time have to spend our efforts in defending ourselves against unfounded, unproved, and unfair assertions such as are being daily made public. ofurijb'. President (fit) Swift & Company, U.S. A. REWARD FOR TELLING TRUTH Portuguese Statesman May Not Have Been Flattered, but at Least He Won One Vote. Senhor Costa, the Portuguese prime minister, Is excusing himself from (link ing a speech on the ground that he wns no orator, told an amusing anecdote nt a luncheon party given In his honor during his recent vilit to London. It appears that when he lirst put up for the Porttmuese national council he prefaced his opening address to the electors by alluding frankly to bis lack of oratorical gifts. After he had finished n man pushed forward, grasp ed his hand warmly, nnd said: "Senhof, I've bre.i n lifelong oppo nent of yours, but nt the coming elec tion I shall vote for you." "Thank you," said Costa, much grat ified. "May I ask the particular rea son for your change of views?" "neon use you nre the lirst speaker on either side that I have heard tell (he truth," was the reply. "You said when you began that you couldn't make much of n speech, nnd by heav ens, Senhor, you can't." Marital Amenities. He "I want u home, ami you must take n lint." She "Oh, no; I did that when I married you." What She Would Take. At an Irish assize a deaf old lady, who had brought an act ion for dam ages against her neighbor, was being examined, when the Judge suggested a compromise, nnd instructed counsel to ask what she w duld take to settle the matter. "His lordship wants to know what you w ill lake?" asked the learned coun sel, bawling as loud as he could In the old billy's ear. "I thank his lordship kindly," an swered the dame; "and If It's no Incon venience to him, I'll take u little whis ky and water." Soldiers to Learn Cooking. Mrs. William Jay. Mrs. Iselln. Mrs. Alfred Anson nnd Mrs. C. It. Mitchell of New York city announce thut there Is a great need for cooks for the navy and army und thnt n fund of $(KUXK) Is necessary. The New York rooking school, of which these women are olll cets, nlins to teach the men how to cook with variety, cleanliness nnd thrift. The Better Way. "Ask (lie waiter what's good todny." "You're living In the past. Ask him what's allowed." All mlstnkes nre stepping stones, some lend up nnd others lend down. 22 Million Families in the United States 4 CUPS OF WHEAT FLOUR TO THE POUND If each family used 4 cups of flour less per week, the saving would be 22 million pounds or 112,244 barrels every week. The greatest help housekeepers can give to win the war is to make this saving and it can be done by using this recipe in place of white flour bread. Corn Meal Biscuits cup scalded milk 1 cup corn meal 2 tablespoons shortening teaspoon salt 1 cup white Hour 4 teaspoons Royal Baking Powder Save Jf cup of the measured flour for board. Pour milk over corn meal, add shortening and salt When cold, r.iW sifted flour and baking powder. Roll out lightly on floured board. Cut with biscuit cutter and bake in greased pan fifteen to twenty minutes. Ourmw Red, White and Blue booklet, "Best War Time Recipes," containing many other recipes for making delicious and wholesome wheat saving foods, mailed free address ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., Dept W, 135 Villiam Street, New York FOOD WILL V?IN THE WAR
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