THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURG, PA. SEVEN MUm.i& Leo to HetlA ly LydU E ffirt VegeUble CoapomA Til "For leven Ion monthi oroif . jam trouble, with fftred iro- - ptIn jn my . . ilflllll back and sides until I became o weak I n,M hardlv walk from chair to chair, and got to nervoua I would jump at the slightest noise. I wai entirely unfit to do my houee work, I was giving up hope of ever be ing well, when my lister asked me to ErFinkhanff Vegetable Com rP i T,ir hott les and today I . healthy woman able to do my own intE I wish every sufferinr 4W0L.i T.vdia E. Pinkham SroW-MrCAyL , son Worth Ave.. Aurora, III nnmhcr of unsolicited tea Miili on file at the Pinkham Lab tory, many of which are from time gj published by permisston, are T. h value of Lvdia E. Pink l', Vegetable Compound, In the Itmentof female ills. Lm eiline woman In the United tei ii cordially invited to write to (Lvdia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. afidenttel), Lynn, Mass., for special ((, It is free, will bring you health Jmiy ive your life. icellent Opportunity Offered Yound Men kra II nl year ' ' liutWim. NopreTloiiariperlencene-e-! 0(K)5 PAYsnu OUt'K ADVANCE frr while learning-. GOOD BOARD and piUSd rsonable,elo to work. Apply atrwa lo CImiIh IMpbulHInt, Co. Clwilii, Pi. DRAFT EXEMPTION RULES GiVEN OUT Regulations Show What One Must Be and Do to Escape Service. MUST MAKE CLAIMSIN PERSON 5 FALSE TEETH WANTED wBUillJperwtroroia raise teem, uwin Ifbn.li'n. r)n(l br parcel pott and recelr . Mlnm mil. Hunk reference. Maser' teptcltlir, tM Film BL. fntladelpbla, Fa. T" aM. KttliuifM Vonr nam and address oa . .hi brim ruu full Mtiufl about rlcbit copper mines In trie IM bow rug can mala money. Writ today IcUucbcB Ouiiyer Umipaur, steins, , aiex, f -- file Hiiiictlini's put on n Irs when Is about ull they have to put on i Lin's iMi trnde with Britain kited to $S21,0SO,-i08. Hlpttlon frn-rally Indicates disorder ah. Ilvtr and bowela Wright's Indian all. Pills raster regularity without i juu don't like a book you can It up. This shows the advantage ting books. Iffomnn has a perfect right to a milliner's window and wish iil i wealthy husband. j A Domestic Cataclysm. I (rending the news) My denr, f there another break In China, -I ciint help It, John. Even It out of her wages won't stop aver You Need a General Tonic Take Grove's I Old Standard Grove's Tasteles ionic is equally valuable as a Gen Because it contains the well italic properties of QUININE and I It acts on the Liver, Drives oat . Enriches the Blood and Builds iniwc system. 50 cents. Independence Dav. lwflJ's celehrate the Fourth of ? picnic?" The only way we con show dependence on Independence I to leave the home and be lnde- i or tne cook." Joke on Mother. olng home one afternoon utti s mother found him nppnrent pain. Careful questioning uiaciuse the cause of the leering. Previous experience f tlrnt Richard probably I need of that oil so unpopular Wren, and she proceeded to w a generous portion despite r distance of Richard. A Futes later the boy appeared, Itly in great glee. m a Joke on mother I've got mother," ho cried. jwot the family were curious, jer thought I was sick and "Oil, but I Rot tllA fnnH,no f'med between laughs. m earlier reticence was due of the tieutlsfs chnlr.-In. Hw It Started. Is Hint "inn who Just spoke to" 't know." jlie spoke ns though he knew I htro' bl" don't recall his f oCrm Mt'n (l0,,,t suy &mnn.nn,M" theyknow to lo 1 7 son,P0,,e you're f JOB tl n0WyU kn0W-M StSVto 'll luow." " f 016 g08" t!'vVeC? ,lkely' The w easnv r met you C0U'1 IScoH cr or " barkeeper." f,ocotti woman I" juStan;;"TRyour tera" 'nethin wuvlncea you're - irom mn If I wac the grocer Id sell nothinbut Post wasues Seven Days Are Allowed In Which to Present Claims Industrial Needs- and Dependents Chief Basis , on which Draft May Be Avoided. Washington. The war department has made public the regulations which must be followed by all registered men. Step by step they are as follows: 1. LOCAL BOARDS In every coun ty in the United States and for every city of over 80,000 there ure one or more local exemption boards. Each of such boards Is In charge of the regis tration cards of persons registered In the area, over which the board litis Jurisdiction, and has jurisdiction of all claims for exemption, except those bnsed on Industrial grounds. FIND OUT WHAT ISOAItD HAS YOUU CARD AND WHKRK THK OFFICIO OF THAT BOARD IS. 2. DISTRICT HOARDS In every federal Judicial district there are one or more district boards, having nuiel Into jurisdiction over n number of locul boards and having ojlglniil Jurl diction of claims for exemption on In dustrlal grounds. IF YOU I.Vi'KXD TO MARK A CLAIM OX INDUS TRIAL GROUNDS, INCLUDING AG RICULTURE, LEARN WHAT DIS TRICT HOARD TO AITLY TO. Meaning of Numbers. 3. RED INK SERIAL NUMBERS Every bonrd has numbered the cards In Its Jurisdiction with red Ink In series running from 1 to the number representing the total number of cards In Its Jurisdiction. Lists show ing the names of persons In the Juris diction of each board and the red Ink number of each are open to Inspection at the office of each hoard. INSI'ECT THE LIST AND INFORM YOUR SELF OF YOUU RED INK SERIAL NUMBER. 4. ORDER OF LIABILITY These red Ink numbers are to be drawn by lot to determine the order In which registered persons are to be called by the various local boards. As soon as the drawing is complete lists showing the order In which these red ink num bers are drawn will be published In the press, unil will lie posted ht the office of each local board. GO TO YOUR LOCAL BOARD AND FIND OUT THE ORDER IN WHICH YOU STAND FOR CALL. 5. As soon ns quotas are assigned to each state and each board, each board will cull upon persons whose cards are In Its Jurisdiction instructing them to present themselves for examination. This call will be posted at the ofllce of the locnl board and the papers will be requested to print It. A notice will nlso be mulled to you, but the posting of the list at the ofllce of the bonrd will be deemed sufficient notice to churge you with the duty of present Ing yourself. The law therefore makes It your duty to Inform yourself when you are called. 6. I'byslcnl examination you must report for physical examination on the day named In your call. If you are found physical'' disquali fied the board will give you a certifi cate which will explain to you what your further duties are. If you are found physically qualified and file a claim for exemption within seven duys after your call you will be given ten days after filing your claim of exefiipllon to tile proof In support of your claim of exemption. See (VII) below. Watch for Your Name. If you are found physlcnlly quali fied and file no claim for exemption. or If you do not appear for physical examination, your name will be posted to the district board ns one who was called for military service and was not exempted or discharged. On the eighth day after call, or within two days thereafter, copies of the list of persons so posted to the district boards will be given to the press with n re quest for publication, will be posted in a place at the ofllce of the local board accessible to the public view, and notice will be mailed to you at the address on your registration card. THEREFORE WATCH THE NO TICES POSTED IN THE OFFICE OF THE BOARD ABOUT TEN PAYS AF TER THE DAY YOU WERE CALLED AND MAKE ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE PROMPT RECEIPT OF MAIL. 7. EXEMPTION OR DISCHARGE. No claim or discharge on account of the Industry In which you ure engaged, can be decided by a local bonrd. (See Pur. XV. below.) WHETHER YOU FILE A CLAIM OF EXEMPTION OR NOT, YOU MUST PRESENT YOURSELF FOR PHYSICAL EXAMINATION ON TOE DAY NAMED IN THE NOTICE. From the day notice that you are called Is mailed and posted you hnve seven unys In which you may file a claim of exemption or discharge. The form for filing this claim Is simple. If you wisn to Die such a clnlm Go to the board and get Form 110 xor exemption or Form 121 for dis charge. If the board has not the nrlnt- ed forms ask to consult the form pamphlet and copy the form shown mere. Fill out the proper form and file It witn the hoard. T-v ... . . fo mis within seven days of the posting and mailing of notice to you iu present yourself. The following are the only grounds j or exemption: nm Tom arc an offlprr, IraUlaHve, executive or Juillrlnl of the Halted cmira, a Mate or territory, or the Ul trlot of Columbia. mat yoa are a re;ular or duly or .....m minmirr of rellarloa. That roa were oa Mar IS. 1BIT. tudrot preparlaic for the mlnUlry In aar recoa-alird theological or divinity "hnol. That you are la the military or naval ervire of the I nltc-d Slate.. I not you are a aublrrt of Herman. whether you have takra out pnpera or DO . mot yon are a rraldrat alien vtho uu not taken out flrt nanrra. In addition to claims for exemption claims for discharge may be made on any of the following grounds, which are the only grounds for discharge by ii local board : mat yon are a county or niualcltinl tiiiicer. Thnt you are a cuatom-liouae clerk, Tlmt you nre employed by the l ulled Rime in the triinaiulnNlon of uinIIn. That you are an arllllcrr or work unn employed In an armory, araenal or nnvy yard of the In lied MtntJM. Ihnt you are employed In the aervlfe of the Vnlted Stnte. (under certain condition. ). ee pnriiKraph (e) of arc tlnn 'M, IteKtilaJlona. That you are a llceaaed pilot rrnu In Mr employed In the purmilt of your Tocniion. Thnt yon are a mariner actually em ployed In the arn aerrlce of any rltlaen or merchant within the I'nltrd Slate. nat yon are a married mna with a wife or child dependent on you for aup port. That you have "Bed or Infirm pnrenla dependent upon your lubor for aupport. that you have a widowed mother de pendent on your labor for aupport. Thnt yon are the futber of a mother- tea child tinder alxteea dependent upon your labor for au.port. . That you are a brother of aa orphan child or children under alxt,eea depen dent on your labor for aupport. Thnt you are a mem her of any well reroirulxed rellKioua aect or oraranlaa- tlon ornaalaed and eil.tent May 17, 1IIIT, nnil whoae than exlatlnar creed or principle forbade fta membera to par ticipate In war In any form aad whoae rellarlou conviction are aKlnt war or participation therein In accordance with the creed or prtnrlplca of aald rell- Bjtou oraranlantlon. Theae are the only tcronnda for ex emption or dl.rhnrae by a local board, Another peraon can Ale a claim In your behalf, but mut uae different forma In II Una the claim. . 8. Proof of claims Your clnlm of exemption or discharge must be filed within seven days of the day on which notice to you that you nre called wus posted and mailed. But after you have filed your claim for exemption or discharge you hnve ten days within which to file proof. The method of proving claims Is very simple, but It Is rather exact. If you follow the rules given below you will huve done what Is required of you : (n) Go to the locnl board and con suit the rectilntloiis to find out the form number of the affidavits that you must submit for your particular claim (Ii) Ask the board for the blank (Tf fldnvits that are necessnry In present ing your proof; If the. bonrd has not the forms, ask to consult the pamphlet of forms. (c) Hove the affidavits properly ac complished and return them to the bonrd within the time-limit assigned you ten days from the filing of your claim. Remember : (a) You must submit your proof in the prescribed form and the bonrd has no authority to exempt or discharge you unless you submit nil the affi davits required by regulations. (b) There will be no argument be fore the bonrd and no proof other thnn the prescribed affidavits, unless the board calls for other proof, which It will do In only a limited number of cases. 9. WHEN CLAIMS ARE DECIDED Every claim for discharge or exemp tion will be decided by the locnl bonrd within three days after your affidavits have been filed. 10. CERTIFICATES OF EXEMP TION OR DISCHARGE If your claim Is allowed, a certlflcote of exemption or discharge will be Issued to you. Remember: (a) This certificate may be reculled at any time. - ' (b) If it Is temporary or conditional it becomes of no effect when the time or the condition named Is fulfilled. (e) You have been drawn for mili tary service and when the condition that has postponed your posting to the colors ceases you may be reculled ut any time. (d) Reifiember that your case may still be nppenled to the district board by the government, and on this ap peal your certificate mny be with drawn nt once. When so withdrawn you stand precisely as though you hud been selected for military service by tne local board. -11. ADVERSM DECISIONS ' O?; CLAIM If your claim Is disallowed by the local board your nnme will be certified and sent by the locnl board to the district board as one who has been called for military service and not exempted or discharged. Within two duys thereafter, If practicable, a list of those so certified to the district bonrd will be given to the press with a request for publication, will be posted In the offices of the local board ac cessible to the public view, and notice will be mailed to the address on the registration card. Therefore, If you hnve filed a clnlm for exemption and proof In support thereof watch the notices In the office of the locnl bonrd, beginning about five days after you have filed your proof, to see what disposition was made of your ense and make arrange ments for the prompt receipt of mall. Carrying Up Appeal. 12. HOW TO CLAIM APPEALS TO DISTRICT BOARDS-Clalms of an pen! may be made by a person within Jen days after the day when notice has been posted and mailed that such per son's name has been certified to the district board as one who has been called for service and not exempted or discharged. Therefore If you desire to appeal (a) Go to the local board and get or copy form 153 or 154 for filing your claim of appeal. (b) Get or copy also form 151 or 152 for notifying the district board of appeal. (c) File your claim of appeal (153 or M) with the local board. (d) Send your notice of appeal (form 151 or 152) to the district board. (e) Do this within ten days from the day when notice that your nnmo wns certified to the district board was posted nnd mailed. Remember: (n) You con only appeal the final order of the board exempting or dis charging or refusing to exempt or dis charge you. You cannot appeal other orders or actions of the local board. 13. PROVING YOUR AITEAL You have five duys after the district board receives your notice thnt you hnve filed n claim of appeal In which to file evidence additional tq thut filed by you In the locul board, but nil such evidence must consist of nffldnvlts. Reception of Decisions. 14. DECISIONS ON APPEAL The decision on ')ir appeal must be made within five tin. s of the closing of proof, nnd you frill b ntlfied by mull of the action of the hot, ' on your appeal 15. CLAIMS FO; DISCHARGE ON INDUSTRIAL. GROUNDS Only the district board cuu retvlvo claims for discharge on the ground thnt they nre engaged In Industry, Including agrlcul ture, found to be necessnry to the maintenance of the military establish nient, the effective operation of the military forces, or the maintenance of nntlonul Interest during the emer gency. If you desire to file such a claim (a) Get n copy at the local or dis trict board of form 101 or 101a. (b) Fill the form out properly. (c) File It with the district board within five days after the mnlllng nnd posting of notice thnt your nnme has been certified from the local board to the district bonrd. See section 44, reg ulations. 18. PROOF IN SUPPORT OF IN DUSTRIAL CLAIM Only nffldnvlts tan be used In filing proof before the Industrial hoard of a claim for exemp tion on Industrial grounds. All such nffldnvlts must be filed within five days after the filing of the claim. 17. DECISIONS ON INDUSTRIAL CLAIM Within five days after the closing of proof In nny Industrial claim the district bonrd must dccldo the clnlm. If the decision of the district bonrd Is In favor of the clnlm the bonrd will ssue n certificate of discharge. If the decision Is against the claim the dis trict boards will so notify you. 18. APPEALS TO THE PRESI DENT Only decisions of district hoards on In Just rial claims for dis charge can be appealed. If you desire to appeal the decision of the district boards to the president. you mny do so within seven dnys of the date of mnlllng to you of the de cision of the district board. To per fect your appeal : (a) Get or copy from the district or local board Form 103. (b) Fill out the form and file It with the district hoard. (c) Do this within seven duys after the mnlllng of notice to you of the de cision of the district bonrd In your case. 19. HOW YOU WILL BE NOTI FIED As soon ns your case Is finnlly disposed of, the adjutant general of our stnte will notify you by mail thut you hnve been selected for mili tary service. Your local boards will post a list of all persons selected for military service In n place nt the office of the local boards accessible to public view. Notice that you have been aelectrd for military arrvlce will not neceaaarlly order you Into arrvlce. The notice to report for military aery Ice will come when the aovernment I ready to receive you. Divine Guidance By REV. JAMES M.GRAY, D.D. Data of Moody Bible Iaitltute, Chicago V Building Records Broken. All records for quick building work are sold to huve been broken In run ning up the new training cantonment at the Presidio, near San Francisco. Sun Francisco lumber firms got togeth- r ami delivered two and a half million feet of lumber In three days. Over 000 carpenters nnd helpers built 210 build ings In 18 days. When top speed wus reached midway on the Job n new building wns finished every 30 minutes. The buildings nre perinunent, modern, sunltnry nnd adequate. Disposing of Willis. Willis I see that the flag must be brought In at sundown and kept In until morning. Mrs. Willis Yes; nnd during those times I'm going to be patriotic to see thnt you follow the flag. Town Top ics. Lucky Bear. "This Is the time of yenr you envy polar benr." "Yes. He can wear white clothes constantly without running up a laun dry bill." HERE AND THERE The hermit and olive-backed thrushes have spotted breasts, are larger than an English sparrow, with rnther long hills, The former Is dis tinctly rufous on the back. Five years ngo the pupils in the Kwnngju Girls' Industrial school, Ko rea, never had seen n crochet needle, yet they have acquired such proficiency In crocheting that they hnve' earned about $100 for the self-help depart ment of the school. A new fire escnpe resembles n gi gantic tape measure, ns It consists of n steel ribbon thnt unrolls from with in a circular casing as a person de scends seated In a sling nt Its end. For aviators n Frenchman has In vented nn nppnrntus thnt shows the speed of an alrplane. the wind velocity, the angle nt which a tiler Is facing It, and whether he Is rising or falling. In the sepulchers nt Thebes, Egypt, butchers are represented ns sharpen ing their knives on a round bar of of mctul 'attached to their aprons, wlilch fiom Its blue color Is supposed to be Iron. f Proverbial Wisdom. AH couutrles have saying dealing with marriage, mostly taking rnther a cynical view. The Italians seem to take a fatalistic attitude, for they say, "In buying horses and in taking a wife, shut your eyes nnd commend yourself to God." A wholesome piece of advice Is contained In the Hindu saying, "Women are wise offhand and--fools on reflection so take your wife's first advice and not her second." The Irish saying Is very comforting, "A man's best fortune Is bis wife." The Girl Patriot. Jessie Mny Is tbo most pntrlotlc girl I know. Tessle Why? Jessie She won't plant anything In her garden but Soja beans nnd sweet flag. Towp Topics. On the Stump, Missouri Inventor's stump puller Is featured by a curved fulcrum thnt en nbles all stumps not large enough to require blasting or burning to be re moved by hand. New York Telegram. TEXT He leadeth me In the pathi of rlR-hteouine-g for bis name's eake. I'aaJra 23:23. Every word In this sentence Is weighty. 1. Think of that personal pronoun "he." "He" leadeth me. It contains a de nial of both athe ism nnd material ism, since It as serts the exist ence of a person al God who Is dis tinct from and Independent of the created uni verse. It denies deism, too, de claring not only for a personal, self-existent God, but for one who Is the controlling presence In the universe. 2. He "leadeth" me. "To . lend" means to guide or to conduct as by the hand; and It Is blessed that Cod allows us to think of blm as occupying such an attitude towards us. "I have called thee In righteousness," sold he, "and will hold thine hand, and will keep thee." "To lead" means "to go before," as when a shepherd leads his sheep to pasture. And by his Incar nation In the person of Jesus Christ, God has actually gone before us In the flesh In suffering and glory, "leaving us an example that we should follow his steps." "To lead" means to persuade, as when one Is driven by necessity to do a certain thing. And here again we see the annlogy to splrltunl truth. "It was good for me to bo afflicted," says the psalmist, "before I was af flicted I went astray, but now have I kept thy law." "To lead" means to draw, to allure, as when one's desires and affections are stirred In a given direction, and he then willingly and ardently pur sues It As It is written, "The good ness of God leadeth thee to repent ance," and again, "We love him be cause he first loved us." It is thus that he leadeth us. A Personal Interest 8. He leadeth "me." We have dwelt upon the Importance of the first pronoun, but the second Is like unto It. Indeed, without the second the first would lose much of its value. It Is one thing to know that a personal God Is Interested in us, but even bet ter to know that he Is interested In us personally. David says, of all beings In the universe, he leadeth me, and his own history must have convinced hlra of this beyond a doubt But bo said It no more confidently than we can Bay It If we are the Lord's. Shunned by the world, we mny be; ready to cover ourselves with dust and ashes at the sight of our own shortcomings, but still there Is one to whom we are as dear as his own life's blood, and whose arms are clasped around ns as though there were not another be ing In the world. 4. He leadeth me In the paths of righteousness. "Righteousness" Is the qualifying word of the sentence so far as Its application to man Is con cerned. Who are those that he leads? They who are In the paths of right eousness. The unrighteous therefore he does not lead. But the "righteous" from the Gospel point of view are not the externally moral people merely. but those who have submitted them selves unto the righteousness of God, the righteousness which Is by fnlth, They are found In the paths of right eousness, because they are found In Christ But being found, they aro now led therein. This leading Is equivalent to their growth In grace, their development In Christ. Hence the significance of that preposition "In." He leadeth me In the paths of righteousness. Not "Into" them but "In" them. Ho lends us Into them In the first place, since without his regenerating grace we would ' never have been found In them. Leading While In the Way. But It Is a different thing to be led "In" them after we have been led "into" them. The paths of righteous ness would themselves become paths of error to us, If God were to with draw his personal leadership. He must not only make us Christians, but he must keep us Christians, if we nre to remnln so. And the Importance of this continued leadership is em phasized by the word "paths." Not one, but many. Sometimes they are paths of bodily affliction, of peril, be reavement, povert,', strong temptation, mental darkness, 'Oescrtlon, opposi tion, doubt, but In t.) these paths he leadeth me. By his woi 1, by bis prov idence, by his spirit, and by the ex ample of his own life In tho flesh I For His Name's Sata. 5. He leadeth me In the paths of righteousness "for his Name's sake." It Is wonderful how many and how great things God has done for us nnd promises to do for us In his Name's sake. This is a humbling truth, sines It takes from us all thought of per sonal right or merit In the matter. But It Is also an Inspiring truth. For if God leads us In the paths of righteous ness for his Name's sake, the honor of his Name Is Involved In his lending us to the very end, and up to the throne of glory. '..igitVS fill fl "I kStt Contents 15Pluid PraflhrJ nAlV I if! 11 LCOBOt-a PER CBNt AVfe1 elatterTCpofau'oofcf Al imiIatlitteFo)dlJirMul; tiniat UieStMMcas and Iksrebf .flttW! TJicretyProffloUn4Di4tt aeerfumessuahwwi-- iieracf(toldm,Mcrphmen UncfoLNoTlMAHCOTiv )ai7,Vir A helpful fcmcdyft Vnetlnntinn nnd DiafTnOC Vwllon'u,vl J and FevcrlshtiMS ona loss OF Sleep foe Simile Si4ntof iHtCEKTAtmCOMPASr; For Infant and Children. Mothers Know That' Genuine Castoria Always Bears the Signature. of LW LP In Use 0 For Over Thirty Years Exact Copy of Wrapper. rot aairraua . tmt voaa err. ''Hands Wanted." Thnt wns the sign that stared nt passers-by from a certain plnto-gloss window. Thnt Is tho sign thnt might appear In the window of every houso of every street of nny town or city. "Hands Wanted" helpful hands, ten der hands, strong bands, cspnble hands, hands to lift and guide and cheer and comfort, hands to take care of their owners and make life easier for other people. Selected. Canada's Liberal Offer of Wheat Land to Settlers is open to you to every farmer or farmer's son who is anxious to establish for himself a happy home and prosperity. Canada's hearty Invitation this year is more attractive than ever. Wheat is much higher but her fertile farm land just as cheap, and in the provinces of Manitoba, Saskat chewan and Alberta 1 60 Am HotHfttttj An Actmll Fra t Scttlen aai Otfat Ull Ml tt tnm $19 1 $20 ytr Aot Tha great demand for Canadian Wheat will keep up 'ie price. Where a tanner can get ' near 12 for wheal and raiie 20 to IS buahela to the acre he la kouad to make money that'a what you can expect In Western Canada. Won derful ylelda alao of O.I. Barley aad Flaa. Miaad F train in Western Canada it fully aa profitable an loduatry aa grain raiaing. Tb atMllent f ran, fall of nutrition, are th only fotid required Ubr for beef or dairy parpriaea Guo4 school, can rchM, Diarketa convenient, ellnialo airellent. There la an nnntnal demand for farm labor to replace, tba man Tonnf men wbo baA irrq lur in war. vm n ll m I 1 volunteer rlt for literature and mcaiar aa w reoucea railway raioa lo Bupbol liuBitfraUua, Ottawa, Can., or to j. p. jar may, Car. Waloul i Oreii Sis., Philadelphia, Pa. Canadian Government Aaent iff II Run to Earth. Sherlock Holmes Quick, Watson, quick 1 There's the missing million aire I Doctor Watson His clothes- Sherlock Holmes Never mind his clothes, man I He began with eggs and he's eating his third potato! Judge. Not by a Long Shot He I want you to help spend my salary. She Am I not doing that? He No, no; I mean forever and ever. She It won't take me as long as that. A Strateqlc Move. "Why did they nnme the line of the German troops In France after Wagner music?" "I suppose they did It to scare the enemy off; to make the French think they were going to sing It" Contrary to Precedent "The speaker seems to be an unus ually modest man." "What makes you think so?" "He makes all his promises In the first person plural and all his excuses In the first person singular." CUTICURA COMPLEXIONS Are Usually Remarkably Soft and Clear Trial Free. Make Cutlcura Soap your every-day toilet Soap, and assist It now and then as needed by touches of Cutlcura Oint ment to soften, soothe and heal. Noth ing better to make the complexion clear, scalp free from dandruff and hands soft and white. Free snmple each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. Whitewash. --, Mayor Hosey sat iit a dinner be Fort Wayne beside n pretty girl. "Oh, Mayor Hosey," sho said. 1 saw such a good film play lost week The Man Who Failed.' You ccrtulolj; must take It In." Mayor Hosey frowned. "Humph," he said. "They're always scrotii lug failures." Kind to Father. Little miss, three years old, very ok servlng, called on her grnndaunt th other day. "Come again," said granaV nunt In farewell. Father next morning sold: "GooeV by, Little Miss." "Oood-by. Come again," she r plled In polite tones. Anticipating It "Flubdub, I'd like to give you a Ka tie friendly advice." "All right Which of my habits Is tt you object, to, old top?" The Better With. "I wish I could afford to wear fin clothes." "I don't I wish I could afford ts wear any old thing." niTITIITC WaUonK.Calama-kWaaa fa I hll IN lr,gun.l0 Hoo.fr. Hi.aj- M awl I I W mi ratsraaoaa. Baal reeolav v a -kwi-a a v t tk i. mi . LnlILJ I BUlaraaraeoaranteadlobelai yon or Jonr money mmramC rrnio Trinaoimaaa muara vo., fi. r Market Day. "Hub'byl" "Yes, yes, yes?" "Before we were married you used to send me flowers nnd sweets." "I should be a brute to discontinue thnt custom. Tonight It will be cauli flowers nnd sweet potntoes." If yon auapaot that your child hae Worm, alngie doia of Dr. Paery'a "Dead Shot" will aettla th queatlon. Its action upon th Stomach and Bowela Is btnertolal In Ither caa. No aecontl das or aftsr pur- (aliv necessary. Air. The Slacker. She Are you going to enlist? lie Well, I would If I thought could not pass the examination. 7ininjsnilfmonFlivorf" b,Bf- enoklnt a at lUWIlDUUDKHiriaTeTleaenia.m. eieellent qui lt: Bond valnet one-onarter nlnt at e.rh sent fe !. MalMAN.N, 41 VHHHT MT'RBBT, MIW VOItl! the SecrotMfii and Hunmnltj. If tbl book fatlt to lntTaU uv rwtura U and roar won will b choerrnlli funded. TU. AKiiOW, WHi-fham Ato., tfw Yw Steady Money for Agenti ffiri!:!.'?: the only line of guaranteed mens shlru and famlsb Inmln tba world. Uulld a On permanent baalana and repeal orders. Howe agent Hell mora tkt tores. No eipennei omrlt free. Writ unoliaUJ, A CO., Koom nt Duralci Uallding., New Tors. SI. I. LABORERS - Whit and Colon. Study Work - Good Wagu ' Excellent opportunity (or handy men advance in all trades. Can also use aC classes of Mechanics at Good H'aga. Apply in person to Bethlehem Steel Co., Sparrow's Point, ILL iHXirFlTes!T Pliasd snywber.Balv Fly RMUe attraets aWklrsissl SMS. Meat, laa. rnamaatal, eooranient, a4aaaa anfveaw t-t i i T,iw, i-T-',li. wll Wi II 3jt Ltm I wtli M4 . j7'lur .arti. '1,n vrM,l.iin. lata Daisy Fly Killer S V l.r. m t - by MtMM. riu.14, JL. NARota soatsRS, la ag aaia .. aaooai.ra.aLa. Before marrlogo n man's display of affection Is apt to be overdone; after marriage It Is more likely to be rare. Most tall stories are extraordinarily (hln. ffaf trss.""",,,",ll,,,l,",,,,,ln,inl'nrrliniriS i Mfivifl Murine Is for Tired Eyes. I MOVieS Red Eye. -Sore Eyes S , Qrannlated Bysllds. Rest-1 Refreshes Re-torea. Murine lialVrortM a J Treatment for area that feel dry and smart. 1 Olyeyonr Mrs aa mnchot yonr loving osr i as ronr Teeth and with tha same retalarlty. 3 CME FM Tnm TOY CMKOT IUT ICR Itf II i Sold at Drug and Optical Store or by stall, j Ilk Unfit Irs lsaff Cs, Cslss,lst in last j Every Woman "W antn FOR PERSONAL. HYP.1KNK Dissolved In water for douche atapt pel via catarrh, ulceration and Infhun-- mation, . Recommended bv Lvdia E-f Pinkham Med. Co, for. tea yanr.H A boating- wonder for nasal catarrh-1 gore throat and tore ayes. EcosKmskaLl I rja-twwtaa-yrlesayaj and -iOjx W. N. U, BALTIMORE, NO. 29-190. I! in
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