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It may be A with perfect confidence by women bo wffer from displacement, Inflam ition,ulceration,tamors,irregularities, Iriodic pains, backache, bearing-down rling.flatulency.indigestion.dizzinesa, nervous prostration. Lydia E. Pink m'lVepetablo Compound is thestan VI remedy for female ills. ."Women who suffer from those dis using ills peculiar to their sex should convinced of the ability of Lydia E. tkhsm's Vegetable Compound to re ire their health by the many genuine J trathful testimonials we are con sntly publishing In the newspapers. jf roil want special advice write to (diiF-l'Inlihim Medicine Co. (con (1- Mill) I jnn, .. yonr letter will opened, resa ana answered njr a bus and held In strict confidence. It ADVICE TO THE AGED trial. Infirmities, such alucxtah i-ti, weak kidneys and tornla llvrr. lull's Pills i iMcllte eriect on tutu organ.. arittlnf In. bowel., llvea natural atUoo. f lapvt. v Ifof to tha whole eytacm. t 100 IS OLD I Hadn't Troubled to Figure, cently in a justice court In the if of Kansas, some wheat in the had been attached, and it be jp necessary, through an order of wourt, to have the same thrashed, le of the workmen among the hers put in a voucher for $11, h seemed entirely too high to the jk toort questioned the workninn K rain J; his labor and asked him much he charged per day. lie i, "Three dollurs." p court then asked him how 1 lays he worked and the work- plied: "Two days." court then asked the luboror :e (Ifured the bill at $11, Blnce 7 worked two days, at $3 per f witness replied: "I didn't fig- I Just decided on It." The Walk of the Church Br REV. WILLIAM EVANS. D. D. Dewar W BiU CaM TEXT "One Ooil an1 p-xh.r r .11 who It above all, and throuf h all, and In you all." Ephealene IS. i. f Important to Mothers nwe carefully everv bottle of 'uKIA.asufeundsure remedy for V and children, and see that it fa the " for Over 30 Years. N Cry for Fletcher'B Castoria Knew the Danger. Tow Fly Well. I guess we'd Wit shy of that roun steer " ronies, hack. H'ov Fly Why? y. He's Ronn over that weed 0 Ket a tail full of cockle burs 1 m with. fn I'leaMint lVllcta regul.ito -"Rlc Kloiiiacli, liver and bnweU. tinv KunulcH, Cuxy to take. Adv. The Cue Stated. has dear Marla'a nose." 11 hasn't, for nho has JitHt been 'Ho my btiHlnnss." ""! African onlH mlnn lo nno 'i"tth. jjav to Lengthen Life t thl L i t1'" ,l10 ,rw IwRln to I fir,. 1118 kiaueJ' o"u I t t tint. 'THiltit. MllT. ,.l,y Jnu, tlul . ' ''i'"" ,""'k ' dlire uuroufi,:n duo ouly to weak .'"Jl!"1M!rtcur6 "''at mlil- .urn ".killn,'' wottkucmiiiliouia -r.-virilUuR, ""J Pill. I,... .....1.1 " 1 tli I . '"'""Minim oi um f mtdy. rw,l",""dl aiieoiul !ipnnsyivonia Cose F' CT. n"tert O. Mlllvr, - . X ? '"r Bt, Dnn- "Mo, !'.. uiva: 1 "I'hn piilna In mv "ark ,r rrllil.. . ni"l at tlmia I f'Milil hnnlly mnvo. '""' wna a laiim n,,na ami auri'iiraa "' my loina nil aiiinvilmra lh alilmy ai'i-n-llnna r ri'iardi il: nen axuln thv ImnKia wro to.i "' qu. nl. Thn louat "!! minl my Con nltlon voi-ip, Noth . Ina l. i .... miMK,:. .V pills m. Rlirrn ' nLU, n. z. v.tm .it n COWARH "OVn... . - I THE tVE t'l J,"1"""! .'r J "ko"""" tlilnk of l.,,, ...1 nif. it,.J M'inii, u.ll W !''. . rr Mlthdalr Te. HialaorUw. -1 tU-ltft.. The Epistle to the Ephesiana falls into two divi sions: The High Calling and Glory of tho Church (ch 1-3), and The PracMcal Walk of the Church in View tf this High Calling (ch. 4 6). We are now con slderlnx the sec ond d I v I s 1 o,n which may bo summed up iu thrco ways: First, the walk of the church, which should be char acterlzcd by unity 4:U6); soo cond, the walk of the indi vidual Christian, which should be a walk of purity (4:17-5:21); third, the walk of the family, which should be characterized by loving submission and aerrice (5:22 6:9). The difference betweon the two main dlylslona of this epistle may be elated thus: in the first, the church la presented aa an or- ganlsm which God alone sees; in the second, the church Is set forth aa mi organization such aa God would have the world see. Looking now for a moment at the church aa characterized by unity, we notice three trios of unities. First there are those spoclflo vlrtuca which secure and maintain the peace and unity of the church: they are lowli ness, meekness, long-suffering and for bearance, and love. Tho low ly man la one who la not always clamoring for his rights but Is willing at times and where occasion requires to yield those rights for the welfare of others; he Is, In other words, the man of humble and lowly aplrlt. Where this spirit Is found In any church, unity prevails; Its a& seneo means friction. The meek mnn Is the man who thinks aa littlo of his personal claims as the humble man does of his per sonal merits; he gladly gives place to others and Is willing to take tho low est room. How many seeds of Btrlfe and roots of bitterness would be de stroyed If this mind were In us all Self-importance and love of offlco, and a craving for applause and leading places, mars the unity and peace of the church. The long-suffering man is be who Is not harsh or censorious or impatient In his dealings with those who are weaker than himself and who have not yet reached his attainment. He Is forbearing with tho weaknesses and faults of others and docs not cease to love or Interest hlmsulf In his neigh bor, even though he has faults and weaknesses. There Is next presented to us those fundamental unites on which the unity of the church Is hawed, namely one body, one spirit, one hope; one Lord, one fuith, ono baptism; ono God over nil, through all, In all. The church Is one body. This Is the teaching of Scripture. At the time of his conversion every believer was baptized by tho holy spirit Into the body of Jesus Christ. Ono spirit, the holy spirit, permeates nil Its mrtijiera. Indeed, only spirit-quickened men bo long to the real church which Is the body of Jesus Chrint. There Is one hope of our calling, thnt Is, friendship with Christ who Is the ono object and inspiration of pur hope; ono object, to realize, likeness to Christ; one prize to win, the crown of life. Are we not going to the sumo heaven, and looking for tho samo Lord? The one ness of aim of believers ninkoa unity and fellowship a glorious reality. Then the church Is In reality ono, and church unity is really a fact. There mny be many denominations, yet one body; many atnrs, and ono star differ ing from another in glory, yet one radiant eky; ninny regiments, each its own uniform and colors, but one great army; many folds, but one flock; many creeds, but ono faith; many ac cents, but ono common language; many ways of doing tilings, but one motive. Here then Is a true unseen unity which binds together nil believers in tho Lord Jesus Christ, and shall we any that an outer unity of organiza tion Is Impossible? Who will dare say that? We would bo sorry to seo the handwriting of tho church affixed to such a conclusion. Shall we deem impossible an enter prise which secular societies are ac complishing every day? Tell It not iu Gnth, publish It not In Ascalon, that a unity which the order of freemason ry and the brotherhood of locomotive onglneers have succeeded, In attain ing by voluntary effort and under no stronger force than sympathy and a sense of common need that such a unity has been declared Impossible to the church of Jesus Christ! The vision may come. If It tarry, let us wait foi It, but meanwhile let us rest assured of one thing, that the real church of Jesus Christ is one body, Is permeated by one spirit, and has one hope of her callings toJMnONAL SlIiWSOIOOL Lesson (By E O. BKLLER8, Director Sunda Hrhool CourM, Moody Bible Institute Chicago.) LESSON FOR OCTOBER 4 CHRIST ANOINTED FOR BURIAL Help the Little Ones, Too. To keep ourselves and our children fresh and sound-hearted, we must ex erclBe vigorous, opon-eyed choice, and accustom them cheorfully and eagorly to do the same. Annie Winsor Allen In Atlantic Monthly. Events of Suddenness. There are three things that come suddenly to mortals; they are llfo, death, and love. One moment we are, the next we are not; one moment our hearts are cold, the next they are on Are. J. It. Wallace, LKSaOM TEXT Mark 14:!-1L UOI.DKN TEXT She hath don what he could. Marks 14:1 Event crowds fast upon event dur ing this the world's most traglo week m a a iwo aays oeroro the pasaover oc curred, the chief priests and other leaders entered a conspiracy how to rid themselves of this troublesomo Naxarene. This plot mentioned In the first two verses of the lesson prob ably occurred four days later than the anointing. Note the separating para graph mark; also look up carefully a good harmony of the Gospels. Follow lng the Olivet discourse Jesus said to his disciples, "In two days tho pass over." At that very time Judas was scheming with the rulers for his ar rest. John, in his Gospel, tells us that the fecst was six days before, and that it was !n connection with this that Judas bad left the company to go to the priests. juuas iscariot was angry at our Lord and this Incident led immediate ly to the betrayal. Nowhere else In all history Is there a blacker picture of the human heart or the length of iniquity to which It will go. Every- thlug at this hour Is electric and strange. Events rapidly converge to wards the cross. For that, grace has been planning and sin is plotting. Amazed the Disciples. I. Mary Criticized, vv. 3-5. Jesu had his Inner circle of friends and Ills favorite places of abode and none was evidently more precious than that home of Mary, Martha and Lazarus In this supreme hour Jesus came to this home to bring It a confirmation of fal'h and some further spiritual gift From that time of I'oter'a confession several months previous, the Lord has constantly reaffirmed his statement then made, that he must go to Jeru salem, die, and be raised the third day This teaching amazed tho disciples and filled them with fear. Josus did not, however, awaken faith and then quench it with fear, or allow it to lan gulsh and die, John 4:46, 61. Now as the darkest hour approaches there ap peared this ono touch of appreciative sympathy. Hethany was of but little dignity but there lived there a man who had been raised from the dead Lazarus. There also resided one who brought comfort to the henrt of Jesus Mary. She had listened to him. she understood him, believed and loved with a woman's keen intuition she seems to have realized that ho was really going to his death. What that meant to the hopes and aspirations she seems to havo divined, and re alized, more than all others, hla view point. How to tell him was her desire. Out of that love she purchased a box of ointment representing in value about fifty dollars, an immense sum and the full extent of her treasure Ordi nary action will not suffice. The hour and occasion demanded the extraor dinary. To it sho yielded herself, lav ishly pouring upon him the wealth and fragrance of that Bacrcd ointment in tended for king. She had sat at his feet, Luke 10:39, and wns ready for thla the proper hour for anointing. John 12:7. It was her all, but lovo does not have the calculating cunning and prudence of Judas. "Memorial of Her." II. Mary Commended, vv. 6-9. Tho story Is beautiful in the record we havo of our Lord's words. Mary's compensation for tho criticism called for by her conduct was the commenda tion of her Lord. We do not censuro tho disciples who did not understand but we are thankful for "the words of tho Master which their criticism called forth. Jesus realized the truo mean lng of the act and he named it when he said, "She hath done what sho could, she hath anointed my body aforehnnd for burying." Notice that Jesus received tho true meaning of her act ns for hlmseir, still it was for the world, for ho said, "this that She hath done Bhnll bo spoken of for a mem orial of her." This was not merely a reward for Mary, It was that her aet should bo an Inspiration to Incite his followers to llko activities and atti tudes throughout all the ages. This Is all that Is asked of any disciple (II Cor. 8:12). Love forgets eelf, sur roundings, cost or criticism. Lcve pours out itself to tho uttermost and Its fragrance, fills not alone the house but tho wholo of creation. III. Judas Conspires, vv. 10, 11. This tender story ends with the terrible ac count of Judns. He had no sympathy for Mary, primarily becauso he was not in sympathetic relations with Jesus. Jesus had revealed, called forth, the deepest love of Mary's heart. In the case of Judas he revealed a heart of treachery. Accepting the adoring anointing of Mary and also perpetu ating it, he at tho same time calls forth a revelation of that compelling motlvo of Bullishness in the heart of Judas that led to his own self-destruction. Contrast these two pictures. We recall the crushed heart of Mary at the death of Lazarus which brought Mary Into the closest fellowship with Jesus. In her shadow and sorrow she learned to pour out her love in sacrificial anointing. Conducted by tho Nntlonnl Womnn'i Christian Temperance Union.) Use of Lard In United States. The lard used in the United States in a year would fill a pall 295 feot in diameter and 334 feet deep. Costly Uniforms. The uniforms worn by officers of some of the British regiments cost tl,000 each. "BACK WITH THE 8ALOON." .'By LUCIA FAXON ADDITON, of the National W. C. T. IT. Ijibor Depart ment, In tho Union Signal.) In counectlon with the national movement to prevent Industrial acci dents, etc., we find a crusade, "Hack with the saloon." This crusade was resolved upon, it seems, at a session Df the Foundrymen's association con ference held last October. It is truly significant a straw telling the way of the wind. A committee was appoint ed which completed will represent every state. It will enlist the co operation of the governors, state leg lslatures and license commissioners. Thomas D. West, manager of the Steel Foundry company of Cleveland, chairman of this committee, In a re cent article in Tho Survey (Decem ber 20) gives conclusive argument, why the slogan, "Back with the saloon," is "a safety first measure." He states that the very fact that sal oons cluster round Industrial plants, especially near the entrances and ex Its, demonstrates that the patronage of the factory hands Is greatly prized. Tipplers among these men are bound to "be less cautious than others even though employed in dangerous trades, he declares, adding that saloons near establishments having machinery are prime contributing factors to the acci dents occurring and that this fact alono should Interest every manufac turer, society, state and municipal au thority now taking active part in our nation's crusade of "safety first." Think of the Inconsistency of com pensation laws making employers li able to tho payment of heavy in demnity while at the same time our laws license saloons to be located next door to factories to sell employes drink that weakens their limbs and be fuddles their brains thus, without doubt, mnklng them more liable to ac cidents that all the safety appliances in the world could not prevent. THE VOICE OF SCIENCE. Another solar plexus blow has been dealt the liquor traffic. Tho allunlsts and neurologists of tho Vnited States, assembled In convention la Chicago, adopted resolutions condemning alco holic beverages and recommending that the various state legislatures take steps to eliminate their use. "It has been definitely established," this body of scientists aQlrmed, "thnt alcohol when taken Into the system acts as a definite poison to the brnln and other tissues, and that the effects of this poison are directly or Indirect ly responsible for a large proportion of the Insane, epileptic, feeble-minded and other forms of mental, moral and physical degeneracy." They unanimously resolved: "That organized science should initiate and carry on a systematic, persistent pro paganda for the education of the pub lic regarding tho deleterious effects of alcohol." And further, "That tho med ical profession should take the lead In securing adequate legislation to the ends herein specified." Tho report of the committee on the prevention of insanity Included the fol lowing resolution: "Thnt we recom mend to thn proper stato authorities tho absolute control of tho sale of al cohol." It was adopted with little dis cussion. According to Dr. Bayard Holmes, profi ssor of surgery In tho Chicago Coll.'ge of rhyslclnns and Surgeons, this Is the first time on record In this country thnt a medical convention has officially pronounced alcoholism to be a positive factor In Insanity, and such action Is bound to hnvo for-reachlng Inflii'iice. IN NORTH DAKOTA. inv KI.lZAPrcTTI prtKSTOtf ANDKTt K'ON', I'rpHlilvnt North InkoU Vi C. T. IT.) "Tho population of our state has nearly doubled since temperance went Into effect. The assessed vnlunilnn has Increased more thnn threefold. Tho per capita bank deposit In now $13!?. The per cent of Illiteracy was reduced In ten years from 5.C to 3.1 per cent. The per capita wenlth hna nearly doubled. It wns $1,114 tn lSfln nnd Is now $2,000. We have only 1.4 prisoners for every 6,000 population. Eight counties In tho state hnve no prisoners In tho penitentiary, nlnn counties have but one each, nnd 12 counties havo but two each. Out of CO counties, 42 havo no nonrhnn Hest. nnd tho few scattering poorhouses In the state have but few Inmates. There are a few county hospitals whero poor peoplo are cared for if necessurj'. Fourteen county Jails aro reported empty. Four counths have no lalla. nnd several county jails have but ono or two prisoners. Pnmblna ennntv has had no prisoners In Jail for two years and hns not had to call a Jury to try a criminal case for a year and a half at a time." MEXICO CUT OFF FROM THE WORLD No Message Can Be Received From or Sent to Republic. ALL TELEGRAPH LINES CUT Villa Sent Word To Washington That No Matter What Eventuated He Would Afford All Protection To Americans and Foreigners. Washington, D. C Mexico, in the throes of a new revolution Instituted by Villa against Carranza's govern' ment, is now incommunicado. No messages can be received from or sent to any part of Mexico from this coun try or the rerft of the world. All the telegraph trunk lines across the bor dur were cut by order of Villa and all the telegraph connections between Mexico City and Vera Crux has like wise been severed. The cable from tho United States to Vera Crus is working and messages can be sent as far as Vera Cruz, but there they must atop, andthe State Department Is not able to communicate with any of Its represontatlvea in Mexico City. Secretary Garrison received a tele gram from General Bliss, who is in command of the American force on the border, which read: "Telegraph companies report to me that all wires have been cut in Mex ica south of Laredo, Eagle Taus and Juarez." Secretary Garrison also received word that Carranza had cut off all railroad communication north of Zacatecas. Troops To Stay. No date has been fixed for the evacuation of Vera Cruz, but Gen. Funston has been advised that it will be Impossible for the troops to be pull ed out of Vera Cruz within tho nexi 10 days. After this message was sent, the news came of the cutting of ths communication with the Interior ol Mexico, and this means that the ef forts which the Stato Department wai lurking to arrange with the Carranzi government for the evacuation of Vera Cruz must now be postponed lndefl nltely. Secretary Garrison Issued this bulletin on the subject: "Numerous Inquiries were mads here and of General Funston with re spect to the date of the departure ol the American troops from Vera Cruz In view of the matters which must bs first settled, no date can at present bs fixed, but in no event can the de parture take placo within the noxt 14 days, and General Fuston was so arf vised." Remits $500,000 Fine. Secretary Garrison announced that after a full hearing In the matter ol the fine of more than half a million dollars Imposed on tho Hamburg American Lino for an Infraction of the customs laws of tho port of Vera Cruz he hns determined to remit thess fines. TO DEMONSTRATE PARCEL POST How To Pack Farm Produce Will Bs Shown Postmasters. Washington, D. C. A parcel poRl exhibit, showing the best methods ol packing farm produce for shipment from the farm to the city consumer, will be tho central feature of the con ventlon of postmasters from Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, Dataware and South Carolina, which meets In Wash ington, October 5, 6 and 7. Fifty ex amples of parcel post shipments, pre pared under tho direction of Postmas ter Otto Praeger, of Washington, will bo placed on view. Tho exhibit will also revpul to the postmasters shipments which' should be refused becnuse they are not prop erly packed. Tho rostofllco Depart ment hns mapped out a program for the Maryland and other postmasters, which will be a model for all other gntherltifis this yenr of postal olll-clals. WILSON SIGNS SLUMS BILL. Final Action Realizes Dying Wish Of Mrs. Wilson. Wnshington, D. C. Mrs. Woodrow Wilson's dying wish that the worst slums in Washington be abolished was finally realized when the President r.lgned the bill clenrlng alleys of dwell ing places. On her death bed Mrs. Wilson expressed tho hope thnt tho bill would bo passed and both houses of Congress acted. Although It dif fered in some particulars from the measure Mrs. Wilson originally chnm plotted, tho President decided It ac complished tho principal . purposo sought. Could Not Prevail. Uncle Luke was cautious In state ment, and achieved some reputation in the negro quarter as an oracle then by. The nearest that Luke ever came to making a positive statement was' In the matter of Sam. Ho and Sam were ordered to come up to tha master's house one day and do a Job of whitewashing. Both promised, and Sam stayed away. The master swore moderately. "I guess Sam's a pretty good-for-nothing liar, Luke," he commented. "Well, sab, I ain't sayln' it," as sented Luke mildly, "but It's so as I'm tell' dat no nigger In de qua'ter give de trufe a hardeh wrastle 'n what Sam do. Vas, sah." No More. "Why don't you ask Smith to give you a tip about running an auto?" "I did." "Wouldn't he give you one!" "Sure. Turned both of us over Into a ditch." The Popular Mexican Dish Aa Delicious as it U made In Old Mask 4WaT ITf 1 VM mm Chill Con Carno A western railroad lends stump pull ers to farmers at a nominal rental as one way of encouraging business Thai moat anccaaafut combination of the world' two beat food feet and !. Mad from tho raiao Mexican Chili Peppore, Mexican CniH Beans and selected meat, according to tho native recipe, and it' good. Jnei Uto thing when you want aomarthlnf nice nasi spicy. Try this l Heat a can of Libby'e Chili Con Carno ia boiling water (accord inf to direction on label) servo oei square of toaut er wiLh tic or mushroom. Lbby.lWNeill&Libby Chicago rr " 1 1 tit. WINCHESTER SEEK TEMPERANCE TERRITORY The valuation of property In the Hydo Park no-Ilccnso district of Chi cago Is estimated at $75,000,000 moro than It would bo valued nt If It had saloons. Chicago's city directory re- veals tho fact that many brewery offi cials live in Hyde Park. When liquor sellers want a good place in which to bring up their families thoy select a place free from saloons. Likewise, tho man who patronizes a saloon pre fers to live in nollconso territory. That Is why you never henr a real es tate man advertising saloons," MAY RESUME LOBBY PROBE. Insidious Influences Again Reported At Work In Washington. Washington, D. C. Frequent charges nnd Insinuations that Insidious Influences have) been at work In Wash ington in connection with anti-trust and river and harbor legislation have prompted Senator Overman, chairman of tho special lobby investigating com mittee, to consider calling his commit tee to complete its inquiry beguu more than a yenr ago. And Makes Enemies. An argument usually shows not who is right, but who la tho smartest. BIG CORPORATION PROTESTS. The Pittsburgh Steol company hns protested against licensed saloons in Westmoreland county, Pennsylvania, because of its 5,250 employes. It says that 85 per cent of mill accidents are directly or Indirectly attributable to liquor. The company furthor says that at least one-tenth of its pay roll goes for services not rendered, because : liquor mnkeB the luborers loss cfllclent, ' and that at least 20 per cent of the money paid Its mon Is spent for liquor i and lost for support of their families. TO BUILD $65,000,000 TERMINAL. Railroads Will Also Pay Chicago $825,. 805 For Privileges. Chicago. The projoct for a new $65,000,000 union station and yards to be used In this city by the Pennsyl vania, the Burlington and other roads and to be completed within five years was assured when the railroad com panles formally accepted the city ordi nance governing the enterprise. In return for closing certain streets and alleys' the city will receive $S5,80f tionj the Union Depot Company. is aaaaaaaamB3aiaamaal "V CARTRIDGES For Rifles, Revolvers and Pistols Winchester cartridges in all calibers from ,22 to .50, shoot where you aim when the trigger is pulled. They are always accurate, reliable and uniform. Shoot them and YouH Shoot Welt Always Buy Winchester Make. THE RED BRAND PROVELV WONDER OF THE PAST Jew's Reasoning Was at Least as Logical as Was That of His Greek Friend. This Is a now stock exchange story regarding an encounter between a Creek and a Jew, which deals with telegraphy. "Have you heard."' said tho Greek, "of the wonderful excavations nt Ath ens?" "No," replied the Jew, "hut about them?" "Oh," replied Dlmitrlcoplous, "nt 20 yards they came across copper wire." "Well," said Levi, "what of It?" "Do you not Bee," answered the Greek, "that this proves that the an cient Greeks knew all about teleg raphy?" Tho Jew pondered. "Thnt," he re marked, "is not bo wonderful as the excavations at Jerusalem. There, at 30 yards they found nothing." "Well," snld the Greek, "what Is there In that?" "Oh," triumphed the Jw, "that proves that the ancient Jew s knew all about wireless telegraphy." ERUPTION COVERED BODY 321 Lee St., Hampton, Va. "In July of lust year the eczema made its first appearance on my fingers and before tho last of August my body was com pletely covered. I was unable to sleep at night the Itching was so severe. I had to take sleeping medicines sev eral times a week to get any sleep at all. It broke out as a rash and some of tho eruption turned to bolls. My chin was covered and I hnd several bolls on my fnco.- My hiintls l.iokcd bo that I had to stop school and my clothes Irritated the eruption so much that It kept mo scratching all the time. I could not stay In a warm room and I could not put my hands iu warm water at all. "A friend advised me to try Cuti cura Soap nnd Ointment. I Bent for samples and then bought a box of tho Cutlcura Ointment nnd Cutlcura Soap and I am completely healed." (Signed) Miss Dudley Trueblood, Jan. 28, 1314. Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold throughout tho world. Sample of rach free.wlth 32 p. Skin Hook. Address post card "Cutlcura, Dept. L, Hoston." Adv. Quite Right. Variation on the old asylum creara "Is that clock right?" "No. nothing In this placo la right." Punkah Willie's oldest sister was trying to find the correct time. "Sny," said she, "aren't any of the clock! right around this house?" "Yes," answered P. W.'s youngest sister. "There's one right over there," NOTHING SO FfKIXTIVF AH TI IXIS) HA III-K lor Malaria, hllla rtrr. Chlrf ut Poller, J. W. Rr.rimlila, Newport Kewa, Va.. anvii: It la a ptiaaiir to rfrnmmrn4 llalirk fnrl'lilllaanil fYrrr. IlaTanwdltwhra nr'-aArY forti'yi-araiind hnrr found no n-medy an r Itr. l I rr. f. 1 1 1 1 r lla br k Vi rrnla. all rtm if dlla, or br Parcel Tout, prepaid, from Klocaew akl A Co., Waithlnirtnii, I. O. A flood More- Habrk Liver Pills. SO Dllla tS eenta Degrees. "So you think It safer to bo a politi cal boss than a railroad president?" "Sure thing, my boy. To admit that you hnve burned your books Is a con fession, while tho worst they can got out of me Is that I never kept any books at all." ruck. , No two nntlons have the same laws regulating the handling and storage of cxploslveB. Egypt In 1912 exported onions to tho value of l.!120.2r7. It's Also Tense. "Pa, what is an eloucnt silence?" "That's tho kind of Bllenco that en sues, son, when two pillars of tho church sneak Into a saloon through different doors and meet face to face at tho bar." vniJt nwv niti i.oist win. tm.i. you I'rjr Mnrlno Kjn !(.ni,,l, f,,r 11,-d, Wi.ua, WntiTr Kim and linimilai...! Kjolld: No Cainrilnt -lil Five Comfort. Wrllo l..r ll..k of III.. K,a br mull bmo. Jlurlno Kjro Heim-Or Co- tblcuiiu. Chile Imports moro than 100,000 cattle- annually from Argentina. Germany's first dully newspoper was printed 3S2 years ago. EVERY HORSE OWNER SHOULD KEXP A BOTTLE OF YflfiEB'S . Thar la Nothing Jual as Good For SPAVIN CALLS SWEENY SPRAINS WOUNDS SCRATCHES SWELLINGS COLLAR BOILS. c. SOMB TESTIMONY: "I unhesitatingly prnmninre Yager's l.lninicnt tho most womk-rfiil llnrsa Liniment I hove ever used. Have been handling and trnining horses flir speed fur twenty years nnd have had hundreds of different brands of so called horse remedies. 1 wish your Yager's Liniment the large sale it so well deserves, and recommend it most highly." h. 1,. TL'KT, Snlem.NJ. Irlrer and Trainer of Vi m. Penn, K.nird, s.K! LA IIC K 1IOTTLE, S.tc. nt Denier I'ropiireil lij Gilbert Bros. & Co., he. Baltimore, mo. Be Clean! Inside and Outside r7 If von would ha neaitny, strong and nappy, uatns keep tiie skin clean and in rood condition. Dnr what about the insido of the body? You can no more airord to neplect it than the outside. It in hint Aa imnA.f. ant that tho system be cleansed of the poisonous Ill-it ina nn....n.l 1... ....... 1, ..... !. J! .!.r. iuoi. mu Fynwiu uu tn-miBiM oi me poisonous ImDUritics raiiHril bv weuknenn of thn riicrutiv. or by inactivity of the liver. DR. PIERCE'S Golden Medical Discovery (In Tablet or Liquid Form) Cleanse the system and mora. It put the llvar in such a condition of healih that it purifies the blood a It should. It help the stomach digest food ao that it makes good blood rich, red blood to nouruh aci strengthen all tha organs. You may avail yourself of Its tonic, revivifying Influence by (rotting a cottle or a box of tablet from your tnediciue tiueJar or send bOc for m, iruu oox. Aaarcaa aa oeiow. "Dr Plaraa's Common Ranaa Hadtaal Adrian" a Franch ekxh bound bonk ef 1008 par "a on racel nt of Hi tin-cat alajupa to oovar tuaiiig. rinnw. i.ii Dr. V.IMarciluUaki,N.Y. aworaaa FREE l- a V 'I Dr. FAHRrlEY'S TEETH I f G SYRUP Rape's from Hie .lomarh and bowels the tliinp. that make bahy cry ia the niflit Lels moliirr and baby deep all niiiht and act a food Kit. " i.urM L'olic in In- nilnule. ia a aplendid median for Diarrhoea. it) nc",hi i,ns, H skinny, undrr-.ired bahir.. aj rem. at dun Korea. 4 Trial lloltla I ftl K by mail of Dra. U. lahrne, Son, Ilar.loVa, awu.t u you nicmiuQ mis paper. LETS BABY SLEEP ALL NIGHT.
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