THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURO. PA. I flip torafc mm ) m!m t&mm H"h ( ii'C1f Demand (W itaetnf trffksffiw Thb Coca-Cola Co.. Atlanta, g. MADE THE CONDUCTOR SMILE Dignified Lady Thought She Wai Handing Man Her Ticket, But It Wat Something Else. With nn air of satisfaction a dig nified matron living on the South side lettlcd herself In a section of the Tull ir.an bound for Chicago the first stage la a trip to Europe, relates the Kansas City Star. Presently came the con- uctor, and the woman handed him a fmall envelope. The conductor had frizzled hair and eyes that twinkled. Me looked long and carefully at the ob- pct he drew from the envelope. "Did you think, madam, he asked, that you could ride to Chicago on "Why, of course I did," said the woman. "But I do not think I can possibly ac rpft this as transportation to Chicago," Insisted the conductor, whoso eyes were now frankly laughing. The woman became very reserved, 'tat her eyes snapped. "On what rounds dn you refuse my ticket?" she itmanded. At this the conductor could not re drain his mirth. Ho held up the ob el he had taken from the envelope "I didn't no, I couldn't have given tu my bunion plasters." But ehc had. Early Strategy. The origin and the local color uf the following story Is flerman. The spirit of It Is one which Is not, perhaps, en tirely all).!, to American youth. Huns and Fritz, two smnll boys, had gono to the rink to skate. Hans' overcoat ham pered him and he wanted to get rid of It. The German coatroom person does not check your coat uiiIosb you pay your fee. The fco wiih only a penny, but Huns did not have the penny. He was at a loss. "Huh! It's dend easy," spoke up Fritz. "Give nie your overcoat. I'll tako It to the man at tho checking place and say I found it. He'll put It away. When you are ready to go home you go to him and ask If anybody him turned a lost overcoat In to him. Then, of course, you'll get yours." The Lost Boy Br R. PARLEY E. ZARTMANN. D. D. Setwurr rl Eltanioii Department Mocdj Biblt Inililule, Qikmc Mjmonal SlIMMfSOIOOL Lesson (Hy K. O. BELI.EKB, Director of Evening Iiepnrtmont, The Moody Bible Institute, ChlcuKO.) LESSON FOR AUGUST 16 SIMPLY DEMANDING HER OWN TEXT-I will urine and (to. . . fruHf and came. l,uke 15:lS-20. And h Just the Thing. She as an unsophisticated damsel nd It was with a bashful air that V,e tidied up to the necktie counter n the outfitting stores. j "I want a tie for my young man," the said to the polite assistant (Something appropriate to hlB tastes; lea keen footballer, you know." 1 "Perhaps you can tell me his club Colors?" suggested the salesman. I sorry, was ine maidens answer, put I really forget them. 1 Then an Idea of dazzling brilliance filed her. "Just the thing," she cooed, estat rally. "Show me some semi-final ties, Lease. His Day of Rest. "Well, Master Jackson," said a mln pr, walking homeward after serv- fi with an Industrious laborer, who a a constant attendnnt. "Sundny r ujt be a blessed day of rest for you, no work no hard all the week! And in make a good use of the day, for u are always to be seen at church." "Ave, sir" replied Jackson, "it Is. H a blessed day: I works hard f oort all the week, and then I conies P church o' Sundays, and sots me f i) and lay my legs up and thinks nothing." Hint to Mothers. As a summer precaution every mo r should commit to memory ant! !?s 'or the commonest poisons n, especially those that it mleht f Possible for children to come !n luct with. In addition to this mem ze some methods for aidinir drown- S nd Injured persons. No Longer Strain on Her Nerves. For a week nfter Mrs. Wakefield gave her colored cook an alarm clock tho family was awakened each day at C a. m. by tho clang of its resound ing bell. At the end of this time it was heard :io more in the early watches of the morning, but Mrs. Wakefield fancied several times that sho detected tho muffled sound of Its alarm toward evening. When quos tloned on tho subject Dinah said with a shake of her dusky head: Well, Miss Wakefield, mah nerves aln' bery strong, as yo' know, an' dat alarm clock Jcs' riled 'em all up kin stan It in de ebenln' fust rate, but ter be woke up sudden upsets me so I Jcs sets It fo' de ebenln' 'stead ob de mawnln', an' it goes oft an' donn' disturb nobody." Five-Year-Old's Disapproval. Five-year-old Herbert, born of bookish family, had learned to read bo early and so easily that ho scarcely remembered the experience. When his little sister began her studies Herbert watched her progress with in terest. One day ho confided to hi mother: "Kuthle showed me her new lesson book today, and it's the queerest thing you ever saw! hy, It Just says, 'is It a dog? It Is a dog. Can the dog run Yes, the dog can run,' and a lot of silly things like that. 'Course I didn't like to say so, but I don't think much of that book, mamma. It didn't seem to me that the style had a bit of Juice! Thrifty Scot. It was a hard-headed Scotchman, and he was In conflict with thnt enemy of mankind, the Jobbing gardener. The question was the price of a barrow-load of potting soli, which the gardener had Just wheeled in. Tho gardener de manded a shilling; the Scotchman of- fered nlnepence. "Why, sir," pleaded tho gardener, "gentlemen pay mo nine pence when they come and borrow my barrow and tako away the soil them selves." "Ye're no tellln' me?" said the Scotchmnn. "Then ye maun Jist wheel thnt barrow-load back again, I'll bo roon' at yer plnce In ten mee nutes." Why Worry? w,l9 very much In love with '".and one evening, while they were 1 ;w. she asked: frank. tiu nie ,riv. .. !,. sed othe r Hrls. Imvon-f T(,C replied the young man. "but Me you know." Good at Subtraction. J'KKs much of a golfer?" "Is form is very poor, but "imetlc Is excellent." bis 11 as difficult for some women to yt hatH on in the evening as It r onie men to get theirs on the u niornltiK. ' "Pilar woman never watts until t0 blow in the money ber 0Jt"l handed her yesterday. man Isn't necessarily attachod to j "i.ige because he follows it. , Infallible Sign. Whenever Roberts mother went away on a visit, the little fellow was so, badly spoiled by a doting father and grandmother that upon her return it took several applications of tho rod to Induce him to mend his ways. One day, when she had been absent for a week, a neighbor asked Robert when his mother was coming home. "Oh, Bheil be back very soon now," he replied. "I'm beginning to get pretty bud!" iAMr jranula!cd Eyelids, "1 j lives inflamed by expo- sure to Sun. Dust and Kind VtfC 3"'cklvrelievedbyMurln V J-yenemeay. No Smarting. torlw... ., . 'UM ''-ve Comfort At P'tinT .T . l,rr ""me. murine tye MBhr-Vu i orD00'"lnetyer reeask f orHurlne Eye Bemedy Co!. Chlcag Plmnles . rashes, hiupa j . cmuvetl WKU Glenn's Sulphur feS? bath "rve-Boothesthe a 7 '"uucti reirpnh. Druprgists. v A i Yh7-J-pruK m - Brown, BOc Wed Without Hit Dude. The theft of a suit ense containing his wedding outfit came near causing a postponement of the mnrrlugo ol Charles It. Light of this city and Miss Ella Snlem of Myerstown, but the nup tials went on. Lawrence MeBrlght of Carllslo was arrested, charged with the theft, and the suit case was recovered with Its contents intact, except a pair of Bhoes Lebanon (Ta.) Dispatch to I'hiladel' phia Record. She Needed Help. "Whero is the fire hottest?" Inquired the beautiful lady. "On the next floor," said the gallant fireman. ' "Then maybe you would run up and beat these curling tongs for mo. I can't be carried out with my hair Id wisps, you know." Its Nature. "Auntie, whnt is a sad Iron?" "I guess It is what they press mourn ing suits wfth, dearie." The Way. ' "How do they round up the lambs In Wall street?" "Same old way with a crook." One needs bard' ly to be told that these sentences are found In that "Pearl of Para Dies, wntcn we call that of the Prodigal Son. They mark the crisis In the career of this lost boy; perhaps they may point the way home for you. Jesus spoke the parables In thlif chapter in answer" to the Pharisees and scribes who murmured and said, "This man re' cetveth sinners and cateth with tbem." Yee. ho did, and ho does inui is our tt.i.'ouragement and ouf hope. Lt us uso tho Btory by way or application. Rejection. isotwng the futher hnd was good enough for the younger son. Tho fa ther's will was too strict, his ways loo serious, his home too solemn. This is net life I will not abldo hero, but l win use my personal liberty and be a man. What a woakllng is ho who cannot endure or enjoy tho will of him whoso chief concern is about the welfare of his son. God pity the man who spurns his father's love, turns his back upon homo, and goes Into tho far country. He may go only around tho corner, but awny from the father's love and care Is Indeed the far country. Knowing tho end of that man, If he persists in his wilful waywardness and wickedness, it Is easy to write his epitaph: "Ho went out, and it was night," and for Buch an one there Is the blackness of dark noss forever. Heware of the first wil ful rejection of your father, and the first step away from home. The news from the far country mny be al luring, but you are on tho down-grade Reflection. The fascination of the far coun try raaoa away upon close contact witn it; tho music which charmed the youth soon turned into discord tne mirage which lured him from home disappears and leaves only the desert; for this prosperous young man, with many friends while he had money, but now bankrupt and bereft, there is not even the shadow of a great rock in a weary land. "And when he had spent all. there arose a mighty famine in that land; and he began to be In want. And he would fain have filled his belly with tho husks that the swine did eat: and no man gave unto him.") "I perish with hunger."' "And no man gave unto him;" be was denied the very husks that the swine did eat. Could any Jew come to greater degradation tbnn feeding swine? And then find no profit, not even support. In his service. Does not sin pay? Is there pleasure In "life?" May we not sow wild oats? Yes, sin pays THE WICKED HUSBANDMAN. I.ICRPON TEXT Matt. 21:33-48. GULDEN TKXT "The stone which the builders rejected, the luig wui made the head of the corner." Matt. 21:42 11. V. Contrariwise Approval. "Was the hollow square formation applauded?" "Yes, It got a full round." Has Your Baby Colic? ' rtventi tho 'if ylfr ' cu" ' n- ZtSs f"" to babii Mtt If you m You can cure it In ten minntm ilth wpR. FAHRNEY'S TEETHING SYRUP . Kiy .uic icincuj mr au imam comniainrm. lcr Infantum. Curcl bnwrl trniittb-a llaKi.a lit it h. peasant to take. Mother! ahould not Te witbout it. Can ho ea one day old. J cenli. at all dniD.i.i, Trial h.ittu r"u mention tiiia paper. Made only by V&S, li. FAIIKKEY & SON. IIagukowx, lla, but in its own coin: the wages of sin is death. Whatsoever a man soweth that shall he also reap. Resolution. Thank Ood there Is a way back home! a. In the heart. "I will arise and go. Dissatisfied, disappointed, de spairing, near to death, perhaps, tho vision glorious of what ho has missed by his own wilful rojectlon now fills his mind and stirs his heart. Even servants in the father's houso have more than I have, and I perish with hunger. These dead sea apples were beautiful to the eye but ashes to the taste. "I will arise and go. and say." Hut, further, resolution also. b. In the habit: "And he arose atid came. Resolution of heart is not enough. Many a prodigal has been sorry for his sinful condition, but has died amid his sinful surroundings.. You may bo sorry when wealth and health and hone are gone and still die In that far country. "I will arise and go. . . . and he arose and came." That was his salvation from the human standpoint; and It will bo yours. Reception. "When he was yet a great way off, his father saw him." You huve never been as homesick as the. father has been son-sick. And now, at last we see tho wistful look upon the face, we can hear tho welcome loving In the voice, we can see tho tears in tho eyes, we can feel the very throbbing of tho heart of God. Dear frieud. this is not a story to be told; It is an experience of the soul to be realized by every one who comes to God hrough faith In Jesus Christ. You may have boen wilful, wasteful and wretched; but God loves you; he woob you by tho Holy Spirit; he calls ou in tender tones that sound out above the din of the fur country "Oh, prodigal child, como home." Come now, and find the reality and the In comparable bliss of the father's wel come, tho kiss, the robe, the ring, the shoes, the feaBt "For this my son as dead, and Is alive again; be was lost, and Is found." Philosophy In Hindu Proverb. There is a Hindu proverb which can give a good deal of solid satisfaction In a hard world. It runs, "I had no boots to my feet and I murmured un til I met a man along the road with eo feet" How to Keep Pins From Rusting. Needles and pins will never rust In a cushion filled with coffee grounds. Illnse the grounds in cold water, Bpread on a sheet of paper to dry thoroughly, and then stuff the cushion, i Tuesday morning of this his last week (Mark 11:20) the disciples saw the fig tree withered away from the roots. Passing on they enter the temple where Christ's authority Is challenged. Following his disconcert lng reply (21:23-27) Jesus taught three parables of warning of which this lesson Is the second. I. The parable, vv. 33-39. It Is a story of God's long suffering goodness and Luke (20:9) tells us that it was addressed to the people. We need to keep in mind tho previous parablo of tho two sons (vv. 28-32) in order to understand perfectly the method ho employed in answering tho chief priests. In tho first he states a case and appeals to them for a verdict. Without hesitation they replied and by so doing condemned themselves. In this parnble he states a caso and attks for a reply, v. 40. This they gave and in so doing declared a righteous Judg ment which must fall upon their mo tives. In both parables Jesus em ploys tho figure of a vineyard. In the Old Testament this stands for Israel, Ps. SO: 8-11, Isa. 6:1. Kingdom Committed to Us. In this case It stands for tho King dom of God which is no longer Identi fied with Israel but taken away from it and given to the Gentiles (v. 43). The Lord was dealing with the re sponsible rulers of Israel, those fa mlllur with the prophetic writings. His reference to tho digging and care suggests that for his vineyard he had dono all that could have boen done, lsa. 0:4. Helng fully equipped, he places It first of all in tho care of Israel, verse 43. Today It Is In charge of believers, I Peter 4:10. The hus bandman did not own the vineyard, it was only entrusted to his care. So in a sense, God has committed the kingdom to us, does his work through us, and of a right expects an account ing by us, see Matt. 25:14, 15; Mark 13:34; Luke 19:12. In these parables we can trace tho wholo history of Israel according to iBalah. The fruits he looked for from the vineyard "let out to the husband man ' were thoso of Judgment and of righteousness. Their response had ever been that of persecuting the prophets, ill treatment of thoso that were sent, and a selfish appropriation of the blessings ho had given. These servants sent to get an accounting were God-commlssionoil and God-in spired, hence it Is small wonder that such people would accord a like treat ment of tho king when he came, This Is still the way the world uses godly men, II Tim. 3:12. It reveals tho world's natural hatred to God, John 15:18, 19; Rom. 8:7. Appeal to Hearera. II. The application, vv. 40-46. Jesus then appeals to his hearers as to whnt should bo dono to tho husband' man, v. 40. They declnrcd, "he will miserably destroy those miserable men and will let out the vineyard to other husbandmen, which shall render him the fruits in their sensons." At this Jesus reminds them of their Scriptures and what they taught con cernlng tho fact of tho stone rejected by tho builders becoming tho head of tho corner. The master's question (v. 40) sug gests tho one found in Heb. 10:28, 29, Historically, God did "miserably destroy theso .ulsernblo men." That happened at tho destruction of Jerusa lem, one of the most appalling sieges recorded in military history. It was then that the doom pronounced by Jesus wns executed when he said, "The Kingdom of God shall bo taken away front you, at.d shall be given to a nation bringing forth the fruits thereof," Bee Acts 15:11; I Pet. 2:9; Rev. 5:9. In these words Jesus for mally and authoritatively passed sen tence upon the nation and rejected it from a place of service. It is signifi cant to observe the alternative of fall ing upon the stone and boing broken or of having the stone fall upon and crushing all to dust. In tho erection of tho temple one is tho keystone of tho wholo. On that stono tho build ers were now "falling" and being "broken," Isa. 8:15. Soon in their corporate capacity, as ones entrusted with a vineyard, the stono should "fall upon them" In the destruction of the city, and Individually and per sonally as unbelievers, in a more aw ful sense. Onco again in this lesson we face the fact that the chosen people were rejected because of their unfruitful ncss, that is, they had failed to fulfil the purpose for which they were created. The Bin of these rulers was that of their failure to administer the affairs of the people In the in terests of God's kingdom. The fail ure of the people was that they sub mitted to such false rulers. The su preme value of this lesson Is In the revelation of the wonderful power and wisdom of God. This is shown by Lis compelling these men to find a verdict that passed sentence upon themselves. luonduetcd by th National Womua'i' Llirlntlan Temperance Union.) THE PRINCIPAL CAUSE. The Umpire is a paper published In the East penitentiary of Pennsylva' nia. Its pngus contain frequent testl' tnony by the convicts to the Influence of drink In the wrecking of thci jives. Writes one: "Seventy per cent of crime Is attributed to drink. Why nut. mane an effort to burn our bridges' and cut oft the principal cause of our being here? A petition signed by 1,400 men and women In this place would carry more weight and be ten times as effective as any petition signed by a similar number of people on the outside. Liquor Id tho cause of 70 per cent of us being "ere. It Is the cause of 85 per cent of parole violations. Let us add oui little weight to tho temperance cause, tw ylflsh precautionary measure, II for no better motive." onys anoiner: "Aiuny men are so cial outcasts through the use of liquor. It was tho cornerstone of my undoing. Through It I gained acquaintances and lost friends. Sacrificed the wear ing of good, comfortable clothes to buy It, slept In barns and open fields rather than buy a comfortable night's lodging, and called myself a 'wiso guy,' whllo the saloonkeeper, the 'lob ster,' went to a warm bed, and good victuals, a cozy home and loving wife, taking with him tho earnings of a poor man. It was the cause of lead ing me often to beggary. It Is causing men to go to Jails for villainy. It Is a wife's woe and children's sorrow and neglect. It makes a self-murderer out of a man who drinks to another's 'good health,' and robs him of his own." Recent Discoveries Show That Worn, an Hat Retrogressed Since the Days of the Pharaohs. In the days of the Pharaohs no less than In the days of the Roman empire woman was on a plane of equality with man. There Is thus, perhaps, nothing exorbitant now In ber de mand for the vote. 'She Is only ask ing for a little of her own back. Sir Gaston Maspero has unearthed some Pharaonlc papyri which throw an Interesting light on the Phnruonlc con sideration of woman and marriage. In those days mankind evidently fa vored a kind of trial mnrrlugo, and this marriage woman entered on terms of perfect equality, or even, perhaps, on terms of superiority. This was the urual Pharanolc mar riage contract, as deciphered by Sir Gaston Maspeio: "Thou takest me to be thy wife and thou glvest unto me a dowry. If It so hap that I tire of thee or that I cast my eyes on another than thee, I will return unto theo a part of thy dowry and will go where good seemeth unto me." Pining for a Companion. A Iluckinghnmshlre (Kng.) farmer once wrote to a distinguished scientific agriculturist to whom ho felt under obligation for Introducing a variety of swine: "Respected Sir I went yester day to the fair at A. I found several pigs of your specie. There was a great variety of beasts; and I was greatly astonished at not seeing you there." Another farmer wishing to enter some animals at nn agricultural exhi bition wrote as follows to the secre tary of tho society: "Dear Sir Enter me also for a Jackals." The director of the zoological gar dens was on his holiday. He received a note from his chief assistant, which closed thus: "The chimpanzee seems to be pining for a companion. What nhnll we do until you return?" Paternal Wisdom. "Pa, what is an optimist?" "An optimist, my son, is a man who thinks bis wife Is one." . Don't think because a girl's com plexion is a dream that all dreams are hand painted. He w ho strikes while the iron Is hot doesn't always succeed In maklnf warm friends. WOMAN WEAK AND NERVOUS Finds Health in' Lydia E. Vegetable Compound. V-k II rinknams Creston, Iowa. "I suffered with f male troubles from the time I came into A LESSON IN ECONOMICS. a workmun walked Into a grog shop and asked tho man behind the bar the amount of his month's bill. He was told It was 11.10. With hands grimy from a hard day's toil the man renched into his pockets, drew out a ten dollar bill and a one dollar bill and handed them over the bar. Just as he did bo the saloon man's son came In and said, "Father, moth er sent mo down to say that her new hat will be done OiIb evening, und she wants you to give mo 912 so sho can pay for it." w I tli out a word the saloon man handed the boy the $11 the customer had given him and added another dol lar to it, whereupon tho workman, pointing his finger at tho saloon man. sa.j: "Is that whero my money goes? Twelve dollars for a hnt for your wife? Why, only yesterday I refused my wife $4 for a new hat, because It was too much. This Is the last time I am going to buy clothes for some one else's family with my hard-earned money. I am going to climb right up on the top seat of the water wagor and stay there." And ho did. Plain to Him. Among those visiting an art ex hibitlon held recently In Cincinnati was an old German, who wandered about, looking at the ualntlncs with terestj Finally, ho stopped beforo a portrait which showed a man sit ting In a high-backed chair. Tacked to the frame was a small white pla card, reading: "A portrait of J. F. Jones, by himself." Tho aged Teuton rend the card. and then chuckled sarcnstlcnlly: ot fools is deso art beoples," he muttered. "Anybody dot looks at dot picture vould know dot Jones is by himself. Nobody elso is In der picture." IN THE MIDST OF BATTLE. The temperance cause started out well-nigh alone, but mighty forces have Joined us In the long march. We are now in the midst of the Waterloo battle, and in the providence of God the temperance army will) not have to fight that out all by itself. For sci ence has come up with Its glittering contingent, political economy deploys its legions, the woman question brings an Amazonian army upon the field, hnd the stout ranks of ilabor stretch away as far as the eye cm reach. As In the old Waterloo against Napoleon, bo now against the Nufoleon of the liquor traflic, no force is adequate ex cept the "allied forces." -Frances E. Wlllard. New Cures. 'Music Is the latest cure for melan cholia! What marvelous strides the science of medicine makes!" The speaker was one of the lending boxers of the Chicago Athletic club. (icorge Ado gave him a quizzical smile and said: "Right you are, my boy! And they tell me, too, that a summer girl In a slashed skirt will cure a cold every time, while as for these new-fangled one-piece bathing suits like Annette Kellermann's well, there's nothing better going for soro eyes." '-'- LkVJ womanhood until I rink ham Vegeta ble Compound. I would have pains if I overworked or lifted anything heavy, and I would be so weak and ner vous and in so much misery that I would be prostrated. A friend told me what your medicine had done for her and I tried it It made mo strontr and health and our homo is now happy with a baby boy. I am very glad that I took LyMia E. rinkhBm's Veffetablo Compound and do all I can to recommend it" Mrs. A. B. Hohcamp, G04 E. Howard Strec Creston, Iowa. Tons of Iloota nnd Herlm are used annunlly in the manufacture) of Lydia H Pinkhnm's Vegetable Com pound, which is known from ocean to ocean as tho standard remedy for female ills. For forty years this famous root and herb medicine has been pre-eminently successful in controlling the diseases of women. Merit alone could have stood this test of time. If you have lli fcllgMost doubt Unit Lydia I'. IMnkliain'x Vcgetiv l)le Compound will help yon, writ to Lydia K.rinkliam MedlclncCo. (confidential) Lynn,Ma.Nn.,for ad vice. Your letter will Iw opened, rotul nnd answered by a woman, and held iu strict conlldenee. The Model. John Sloan, the well-known pulnter, wns lecturing on "Models" before an art class In New York, "Then there Is tho frivolous model," said Mr. Sloan. "She, unless very beau tiful, is to be avoided. 'A frivolous model besought a friend of mine to employ her. "'No, no,' said lie. T only do still life flowers and fruit.' 'Well,' eald the model, looking tin at him reproachfully out of limpid blue eyes, "well, ain't 1 a peach?'" TWENTIETH CENTURY POLICY. The mother deer hides her fawn from wolves In a thicket. Thnt was what woman did for age. Now sho Is out In the open hunting tho wolves. She started out for the saloon keeper and sho has como home from millions of squnre miles of territory with his scalp at her belt. She prays, of course, but she keeps her powder dry and shoots at the monster to kill. Her success has established her ability to conduct an aggressive warfare aguinBt the evil of the world. And there need bo no doubt that this nggresslve pol icy will continue until the world has become far safer for the young than It ever has been. Grapho, In the Con- gregntionallst. Beyond Shakespeare. Critic Marvelous drama of yours, sir. There's a scene in that play that Shakespeare himself could not have written. Author Indeed, you nre too flatter ing. Critic I was referring to that rail way smash In the third act. llrides with sour dispositions are apt to spoil honeymoons. Never Fail to beautiful color la GRAY HAIR Mora than a half century of aurrcaa. If your dt-aler haun t It. rnt f 1.00 anil lurg bottla will ba trat you by parcol poat, MR3.S. A. ALLEN. ES Barclay SuNawYark Make the Liver Do its Duty Nine times in ten when the liver ft right the stomach and bowels are right LAKILK S LITTLE LIVER PILLS gently but firmly com pel a lazv liver to do its duty. F.hfiW Cures Con- tipation, In digeabon, Sick MendncntY nd Diatreaa After Eatii SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine must bear Signature Dg. I fipnpoy IREATED.MnallyirlTfaniilcll UllUI 0 I r.'ilrl.wKinn-moTroawrllmf a aliurtlirpRth, often ffivraPnllrrrHi'-l r In llt"'-'f1nra.Trlnltr.-iitMirntl-nt Free , Dr. THOMAS E. CP. FEN. Surmior ta Or. H. H. Graeni Sons, Box 0, Atlanta, Ga. iMliilaiiiTiaaaJ aijya Man Should Fear Wife. A man doesn't have to be a coward to be afraid of his wife. The man who isn't afraid of his wife when he Iras done something he shouldn't have done hnsn't much of a wife. Just Like a Woman. "hemember you are on your oath here," Bald a man to his wife at Lam beth police court. "Yes, and I hope that If I am telling a He It will como true," was the reply. NO POORHOUSES. We have practlcnlly no poorhouses In our Btate. Out of B0 counties, 4-t have none at all, and In tho ottu;r six tho poorhouses are more what might be called county hospitals where sick old people are cared for Gov. L. D. Hanna. 6Y ALL MEANS EDUCATE! It Is the thoughtless voto of the un educated and misguided masses that enables the enemies of personal lib. erty to deprive An.erlcut s of the in heritance eft them by the fathers of this republic. Educate the masses and liberty will return to all of us! Tho Brewers' Journal. By which, we suppose, you refer to the fact that Cambridge, Ewanston and Oberlin won't tolerate a saloon and Chicago's slum wards have them oo every corner. The Vindicator. 6uperttltlon. "What worries me about my wife," said Mr. Meekton, confidentially, "Is that she is getting superstitious." "What about?" "Me. Whenever any. thing goes wrong she always manage:) to figure it out that I'm the persot who brought bad luck Into the family." Important Consideration. "The future of the raoe," says John GalBworthy, "depends piore on tht morals of the women thffn on the mor als of the men." I JfiBlL gin iiMd w.m -a ma ihiioi '.3 i to S3 ,1CH 'J f i? !t "5 Si NX ALCOIIOL-3 PER CENT A'?eetalle Preparation Tor As similating Hie Food and Regula ting the Slomachs and I Wis of Promotes Digcstion.Chccrful nessand Rest Contains neither Opium.Morphinc nor Mineral Not Narcotic Jtmplu'n Sd - h'tihll, S.lh . Anitt 5nd Hinkyrtt rtliar Apcrfccl Remedy forConslipa lion , Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca, Worms ,Convulsions.Fcvcrish ncss and LOSS OF SLEEP Facsimile Signature of The Centaur. Company, NEW YORK. For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signature AM f" "fu ii.su in hp i"r"H tiu.ir.ititei'd under I he Foodiinq Exact Copy of Wrapper In Use For Over Thirty Years T0EI !S!7aT
Significant historical Pennsylvania newspapers