Old Hickory Smoked Finest Flavor IV Id aealed glau Jar at your tracer-. yrSS . .... AtkforLlbby'$ S GOOD WORK WELL SUPPORTED People Are Liberal In Their Contribu tions to Young Men's Christian Associations. This year VoutiR Men's Chrlsllnn as sociations ars Ilkrly, it Is said, to break all records In amount of money Mined for new building. Tlie success at Philadelphia, when $l,03il,nnn was secured In twelve days, tins Riven stim ulus both' to Voiiiir Men's and Youim Women's associations. Added to It was the $2,000,000 rnmpalKti for build in; In foreign capital.). Brooklyn women, with the aid of a few men, have Just secured $41."i,0tJ0; Atlanta men, $600,000; Reading, $217,000; Klyrla, Ohio, $127,000, where the com mittee asked for but $100,000; Charles ton, 8. C.,$150,000; Raleigh, N. C $75,000; Walla Walla, Wash., $48,000. and Ishpeming. Mich.. $22,r.O0. Associ ation leaders say-three things help them In getting these largo sums: Christian unl'y, a short and public ap peal, and real results accomplished In buildings already erected. A Wily Judge. At an assize court, according to the Indon Times, a Juror claimed ex emption from serving on the ground that ho was deaf. The Judgo held a conversation with the clerk of nr ralfms on the subject, and then, turn ing to the man, at whom he looked In tently, he asked In a whisper: "Are you very deaf?" "Very," was the un guarded reply. "So I perceive," was the rejoinder of the Judge, "but not whisper deaf. You hail better go Into the box. The witness shall speak low." Case and Comment. Fitting. "Dl'l your nephew niako a suitable marriage?" "Yes," replied the man who habitu ally thinks along erratic lines. "Ho has curly blond hair, and has never done anything mora herculean than to jick flaws on a guitar, and well, he married a female baseball player." -Puck. One Experience. "The woman you sent to me for a in the musical comedy seems en tirely Inexperienced. Do you know of bcr ever having done lending business "In one way. I know she always led her husband a dance." That Liberal Congress. "Washington has tisked for ono hundred additional policemen." "What about It?" "Congress wants to give them that niany new laws, Instead." Used to It. Thompson Wouldn't you hate to have death Blaring you In the face? Johnson No. If you'd seen my wife stare, you'd realize that death's Las no terror to me." Harper's liiuur. Some nien are anxious to get money because they think it will enable them t'i g't more. Pome men look upon laws as things merely to be broken. MENTAL ACCURACY C.-atly Improved by Leaving Off Coffee The manager of an extensive cream try in Wis. states that while a regu lar coffee drinker, be found It Injuri ous to his health and a hindrance to the performance of his business du ties. "It Impaired my digestion, gave mo distressing sense of fullness In the region of the stomnch, causing a most pnlnful and disquieting palpitation of fie heart, and what Is worse, It mud dlcd my mental faculties so as to seri ously Injure my business efficiency. "I finally concluded that something ould have to be done. I quit the use coffee, short off, and began to drink rostum. The cook didn't make It "Klit at first. She didn't boll It long fno'iKh, and 1 did not find It palatable Rn'l quit using It and went back to cnf. fc ami to tho stomach trouble again. "Then my wlfo took the matter In baud, and by following the directions jn the box, faithfully, she bad me onnklng Postum for several days be I knew It. When I happened to remark thnt I was feeling much better than I had 'or a long time, she told me thnt I 0d been drinking Postum, and thnt counted for It. Now we have no coffee op our table. "My digestion has been restored, "d with this Improvement has come Jp W from the oppressive sense of ijiilnrsg nnd pnpItaton of the heart t used to bother me so. I note such Rnln In mental strength and acute eRs that I can attend to my office rk with easo nnd pleasure nnd with , "'"king the mistakes that Were so cofr"o'ng t0 mo whlIe 1 wna usl,lg "Postum Is the greatest tnble drink ; ,! U'nw. In my humble estlma I,, ' Nllre given by Postum Co., ""t'lo Creek, Mich. WnaM,the llt,,e b00k- "Tl18 Iond Olivine." In pkgs. "There's a reason." 'Vri-r"d l1" " letter A new r Irr.7r" ,rom ,lm ,,m- Thr7 Utn.fi" '' ,ru' lul1 ' II y A Two Shop -Lifters BY CARL (Copyimlu, igii, by Star and Company of the big de partment store, had a bright detective In each department, but they suf fered the loss of thousands of dollars annunlij through shop-lifters. That Is the bane of all department stores. Where one shop-lifter Is caught ten CBcnpe. It was when Mr. Jewett was made, manager that orders went forth for a crusade. The detective force was doubled, and It was published In the papers that no mercy would be shown delinquents. Mlws lictisle Merrlweather, the daughter of b wealthy manufacturer, was not only n shopper, but a bargain-hunter. It was a sort of craze with her. She would gladly pay out SO i en t a cab fare to save ten cents on a purchase. If she found a five cent I lichen scrubbing brush marked down to three It was hers nt once. She even bought men's rubber boots because there wns a bargain in them. Her mother criticized this trait In her daughter, but the father rather en couraged It. He said that It showed a good business head. Mr. Hugh llnrton wns twenty-five years old. Ilelng well-to-do, be had leisure. Ho had what his friends called a fad. He wasn't a bargain hunter, but he did like to wander through the stores and see what was going ou. Now and then he bought a pair of gloves or a necktie, but was as ni't t leave them on the counter ns to take them away. Wandering through n great department store was like going to a theater for him. Tho play was continuous. On two occa sions he had seen Miss Merrlweather and admired her, but thnt had noth ing special to do with continuing to pursue hlB fad. One day Star and Company an nounced a ha r gain snle In soaps. There would be soaps from every maker In the I'nlted States. The cakes would be Inclosed In all kinds of fancy wrappers. There would be all kinds of scents. These soaps re- "I Won't Give It!" tailed everywhere nt ten cents a cake, hut on this occasion, and for the purpose of show ing what could be done in the sor-p trade, every cake would go at thieo cents. Now was the time to lay In a stock to last a lifetime nnd then somo more. Don't miss the greatest event that has taken place In this country since the battle of Hunker Hill. Miss Kittle Merrhverther read tho btjr advertisement In an evening pa per and was up with the lark next morning. Mr. Hugh liarton didn't rend It- nt all, but wandered Into the store next forenoon when the sale wns on. He had no Intention of taking advantage of Slur & Com pany's liberality. He crowded In close to tho Bonp counter simply to look nt tho while, green, blue nnd pink wrappers. It was like a moving picture show. Of course, he wns pushed nnd Jammed and elbowed nnd hnd his toes stepped on by women, but he was not discouraged. After a bit Mr. Ilarton found him self beside Miss Merrlweather. She wns so well dressed thnt he wondered over her bargain-hunting, and with out seeming to do so he kept an eye out to see what brand of soap she preferred. She finally settled on three rakes of the Rose of Alabama or some other state, and while waiting for her chango was addressed by a 'strange woman with: ... "MIrs. will you please accompany me to the office?" j pi ill lxf ffl WW Ml The Noelile Society A society has Just been formed, the membership restricted to persons born on Christmas day. It Is called the Noolite society. Among those who would have qualified for membership had they , been living are Sir Isaac Newtown, Richard Porson and Wil liam Collins, the poet. The Christmas nnme of Noel singularly approprlnte to a December 25 birthday Is stll! oc casionally to ' be met with In this country. But have you ever met a boy or girl who has been chris tened "Christmas." There Is the case jf Christmas Evans, the famous Welsh preacher. Was he the luBt of his tribe? It is really a disastrous thing for a child to be born on Christmas day nr near It. So long as it Is a child. For the parents and friends economize on the presents. And you may lm igine the resentment of the girl who aas never had a birthday of her own ind the presents of her ow n. For she wns born on Christmas day, and hns ilv a; ben ct.euted of her own birth TH JENKINS XE Aitociated Liteiary "nut what for?" was asked. "You will know when you get there." "Then I shnll not come!" "If you do not there will bo a scene here! I am a store detective. You shoplifted an extra cake of sonp!" "It Is false! How dare you say such a thing!" "If you do not come you will go to the police station!" Mr. Barton hnd heard every word. He turned upon the girl, whose eyes were flashing nnd cheeks burning, nnd whispered: "Hetter go and avoid a scene." "Hut she Is wrong!" exclaimed Miss Ilessle. "All the more reason why on should go quietly." The girl followed the detective, and Mr. Ilarton followed the girl, snd they toon reached the office on the second floor. There the detective made her statement to a severe-faced man who seemed to be In waiting for victims. "She Is mlstnken," said. Miss Resale when the statement wns finished. "We make no mistakes here!" warned the man with a shake of his head. "Your name, please." "I won't give It!" "Then you will bo turned over to the police!" "You daren't do such a thing! I tell you the girl Is mistaken. I bought three cakes of soap. I have no oth ers." "Will you submit to a search!" "No! It would be an Insult! You must take my word for It." "You may call a police detective!" said the man to the employe. "She can be searched ut the police sta tion!" "Just a moment," said Mr. Barton, who hud been standing quietly by. "This young lady Is no shop-lifter. Here Is the cake of soap that was stolen. You were about to make a bad mistake." "I I thought thought ," faltered the Ftore detective as she turned pale. "1 was standing right at the young lady's elbow, nnd you got things mixed. I am ready to give my name and fuke the consequences." "Miss Perkins, escort the young lady down stairs," said the severe faced mnn. "Star Company mnke her a thousand apologies. As for you, I will talk with you later. You evi dently have much to lenrn. Now, sir, who are you?" Mr. llnrton gave his nnme and ad dress. He said he must have pocketed the soap In an absent moment. He was ready for arrest and a cell. He bad been sized up for a young mnn of wealth and position. Star & Com pany didn't propose to antagonize such people for a three-cent cake of sonp. He was even shaken hands with as he departed. His curiosity nbout tho girl he had lied for was great. He himself believed that he had seen her cover a cake of soap with her handkerchief. When he saw her detected he had stolen a cake himself, hoping to clear her. She wouldn't have lingered In the store, nnd he doubted if he would ever run across her In any other. This was In April. Mr. nnrtnn now hnd nn object In life. It wns to hunt up a pretty shop-lifter. Day after day he sauntered through shops and stores. He hunted the avenue, and was at some theater every night. Ho even went so far as to enter the mil linery department of the big stores to see If he m'ght not find the object of his search trying on a new hat. All search was In vain. Days and weeks and months passed and. In August he went up to the Cntskllls. Almost the first person he set eyes on ns he reached his hotel wns tho girl shop-lifter. She wns with her father nnd mother and did not see him. After dinner, however, ns ho walked In the grounds, Miss Bessie Merrlweather came right up to him and said: "You nre the gentleman who saved me." "Well, I stole the soap!" he laughed. "So did I! True as you live, when 1 got out of the store I found I hnd a cake In my hnnd. Hut for you they would never have believed It was a case of absent-mindedness. Did they put you In Jail?" . "Oh, no, I believe 1 plead tempo rary Insanity." "Well, If the Insanity won't come back please come with me nnd Intro duce yourself to my father, and then he can Introduce us. Father and mother know thnt we are two shop lifters, out on bnll, as It were, but they won't be afraid of you!" It Is said that when the young folks go to housekeeping much of tho furnishings will be bought of Star & Co. day. And she wishes she were not a Christian on one day of the year! Dundee Advertiser. A 70-Mlle Fox Chase. "I notice a good deal of comment on a CO-mlle. two-day fox hunt In Penn sylvania," remarked a fox hunter, "which reminds mo thnt we covered more than 70 miles recently In a sin gle day, and what Is more, we got the fox. "FlrBt of all we rode not less than 15 miles nnd back, 30 miles. In the workout we covered no less than 12 miles, and In the four-hour chase, red hot every minute, surely 30 miles more, a totnl of not less thnn 72 miles. "Personally I believe it to be one of the most reninrkable runs on record." No Guesi Work There. A Birmingham physician says wom en would be better off If they didn't wear hats. Perhaps; certainly their b ,it-bands would bo. AUM0R IN THE AUCTION ROOM Stout Lady More Than Met Her Match When 61-10 Stirred Up Tired Looking Man. I witnessed the following funny In cident In one of the largest Kdlnburg auction rooms. A big, stout lady, op parcntly of the broker class, had en sconced herself comfortably In an arm chair, and In due course began bidding for a table, on wl.lch a tired-looking mnn, for want of something to sit upon, afTectionotely leaned. Competi tion was brisk, but In the end the ta ble was knocked down to the stout lady, who no sooner recognized that It was how her property than, stretch ing out her nrm, she sharply rapped her knuckles on It, exclaiming: ''Hey, man!" But the tired-looking mnn paid no attention, so she next poked him with her umbrella and said with greater asperity than ever: "Lean off the table, will you? It's my prop erty, and you'll scratch It." The leaner regnrded her fixedly for a moment or two, but did as request ed. Ho did more, however for pulling a scrap of paper from his pocket he put It under the lady's nose, with the quiet remark: "D'ye see that?" and ho next Indicated a corresponding number on the armchair she was" seat ed on. "Well, then," he continued when Bhe had acquiesced with a won dering nod of the head, "git off; It's my chair, nnd I want to sit down." And off she had to get. London Tele graph. CRIMINAL NEGLECT OF SKIN AND HAIR Cutlcura Sonp nnd Ointment do so much for poor complexions, red, rough hnnds, and dry, thin and fall ing hair, and cost so little that It Is almost criminal not to uso them. Think of the suffering entailed by neglected skin troubles mental bo cause of disfiguration physical bo cause of pain. Think of the pleasure of a clear skin, soft white hands and good hair. These blessings are often only a matter of a little thoughtful, timely care, viz.: warm baths with Cutlcura Soap, assisted when neces sary by gentlo anointings with Cutl cura Ointment. The latest Cutlcura book, an Invaluable guide to Ekln and hair health, will be mailed free, on application to tho Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Boston, Mass. The Tragic Difference. William was lying on his bed, face downward, sobbing desolately. His mother took him In her arms, the whole eight years of hlui. In a few minutes she learned all.. It was a girl, and she had sent him a note. It read: "Dere Wlllyum: "I luv yu the best But 'Henery glvs me the most kandy. Isabel." Suc cess Magazine. A Tame Substitute. "It begins to look as If those adven turous young men who went to Mexi co in hopes of seeing some real fight ing will be denied that pleasure." "Yes. There Is nothing left for them to do now but to come back home and jump on the umpire." Very Like. "Did Hawkins take his punishment like a man?" asked I-ollerby. "Y'ou bet he did," laughed Dub bleigh. "He hollered and yelled nnd used strong language to beat crea tion." Harper's Weekly. TO I) HIVE OI'T M A I. A III A AMI HI ll.li I r TIIK M'STFM Take, thfl OM Smmlunl UllnVKS TAM KI.KM 1'llllJ, TOMl', Ynu know w hm )(iu nn Uikn-il. The formula I plulnly itrlni-1 on p-i-ry Imllio, tlinwliia II In mmplr giilnlni- and Irnn In a ium,-lt-K luim. Th (JulnlM' ilrltrx f"- tin. miliaria and thn lnn hnllila lin till' -.jmi'Iii. Siilii by ail doaiiTS fur 3U yvara. 1'rlcu b0 t-ni. Where They All Happened. "I heard of a remarkable adventure with a boa constrictor." "Where did it happen?" "At a cafe table." IIKADAC MI S, M li.W ;H anil (iKII'I'K ar' ilUI- In NiTTnllMirnS. HYiTt'lfri inn, htii.iir', ('olds, dinnlliutliin. tlc, to rvllt-v. tin. Tain anil Ai'lilnir, riilin-ii r i-trir. corm-l iinM I .n linn ami rt'sinrt' noriunl 1'i.nilitlntts pniDirMv, lk, l-arrt I'AI'-liK-tilUI V, jMiHmntr (.Htinfiii- Inn it n. (itnil iminiM-. ftrrniHttt ilnifijitttiur I'AKU l!ttt)rt., UuVAlit-lUltluiiiri., Milt y In lul. The Feminine Comeback. Mabel That story you Just told Is about 60 years old. Maude And you haven't forgotten lu nil thnt time. Thoere are times In the life of every small boy when he would like to as sume the role of father to tho man for a few brief moments. Dr. Pierce's Plenwiiit Pellets first put up 40 yenra nfo. They ret-ill. ilc a ml inviunr ate. toinni'h, liver ami bowels. JSuuiir cuateil tiny gntmilcii Unless be Is homo where he can rage before the family about It, a bald heuded man will pretend be doesn't know there are such things as files. Garfield Ten will regulate the liver, (liv ing freedom from sick heitdaelie mid biliuus attacks. It overcome constipation A man can lead any woman to talk, but he can't always make her say what be wants to hear. Cteanses the System effectually; Dispels colds and Headaches; due to constipation. Best for men, women and children : young and old. Toqet its Beneficial effects, always note the name of the Company, California Fig SyrupCo. plainly printed on the front of every package of the Genuine ISRAEL'S PENITENCE Suaday Sckoel Lcmod, for Jtu 4, 1911 SpeolaJly Arranged lor This Paper I.FISHON TWXT-Hi.HfR 14. MKMORY VICItSKB-4-6. rjOMiEN TEXT-"Tliou Art Clod. Hiuily to Pnrdoti! (ir-ai-lnua and Merciful, Blnw to Anner." Neh. 9 : 17. TIMK Hiwea heirun to prophesy tnwnrd the tSose of the rt-lun of Jmboiim II. In Inruel, whose relKii closed H. C. 703 (Hetx-heri, or 7C3 Ulusllim'tO. His prophetic life extended Into the days of llczekliih, klnif of Juduli, who mine to the tliron (Hi-eeher), I!. C. 73 (IlsuitliiRs), 7:7. I'LACK Moaea wns u propbet of th northern kingdom. I'HOPHETS-Isalah and Mlcali; perhaps Amos. What was the Iniquity of Israel from which Ilosca exhorted her to re turn unto the Lord? The degradation of religion Into a sensual and revolt ing worship of Idols, and the foolish and weakening separation from the Southern Kingdom. The period was one of frightful violence and confu sion; all ties of social life were loosened; immorality, Irrellgion, su perstition, panic und despair contrib uted to the common misery und ruin; It hardly needed prophetic Insight to foresee the inevitable end In the total dissolution of the state. Their reliance upon Assyria for sal vation Instead of upon Jehovah; their reliance upon Kgypl, the land of horses; their reliance upon idols, tb work of their own hands. All the In ner woes of the nation sprung from lis idolatry, and nil its woes from without sprung from the mischievous foreign alliances against which the prophets continually protested. Note that this is more thnn a confession; It is a promise of amendment, a vow of total abstinence from these sins. God promises to the repentant na tion, promises for the past, forgive nesB. I will benl their backsliding, that ho'Tible disease of apostasy from the Father's love; for the present, love; I will love them freely, "without money and without price," for what price could pay for this Inestimable blessing? for the future, ever-increasing progress and blessedness; G d will be to his restored people an enriching, stimulating, reviving dew, causing them to throw out new branches, strike new roots deeper fnto tbt soil, blossom In beauty and fra grance, and bring forth fruit in abun dance. VVbat is the significance of the three comparisons used of the re stored people? 1. They are to be like tlm Illy, In Its purity and beauty. 2. They are to be like Lebanon, rooted deep in the earth, with its foothills f retching forth like roots; or perhaps the reference Is to the firmly rooted cedars of Lebanon; at any rate the comparison signifies strength, which Is to be added to beauty. 3. They are to be like the olive tree, which is not lovely as the lily but is gnarled and ugly; nor strong and Imposing like the mountain and its great cedars, but feeble and Insignificant to the eye; but it is green when other trees are bare, and it brings forth abundance of rich fruit. The confident statement (whether made by Jehovah, or, as some com mentators and both nuthorlzed and re vised versions bold, by Kphralm him self) that Kphralm (that is, Israel, the budlng tribe being put for the entire Northern Kingdom) has nothing more to do with idols; he Is through with thnn; they are laid away with his un happy past. This actur.lly happened after the exile; the returned Jews had had enough of ldobitry, and never again lapsed Into thnt Sin. Ilosca certainly did not mean, as be is so often misunderstood to mean, C'.at Israel was so firmly fixed In Idol atry that the nation could never be moved from that Iniquity. The proph et was addressing Judah, the South ern Kingdom, and bidding her hold nloof from her Idolatrous neighbor and let him alone, lest she herself contract the foul disease. Tho sum of wisdom, according to Hosen, is that wisdom consists of three things: Understanding, know ing the things that I Ichor had been setting forth, namely, God's dealings with bis children. Understanding that God's ways are always right, straight, alike when they spread themselves out In nn unbroken level for the pious, and when they oppose themselves In rocky stumbling-blocks to the un godly. Ilosca begnn his warnings at the point where we feel tie most pride. Our nation Is proud of its wealth and power, but these two things lead to worldiness, which la our greatest peril. What would be the substance of HoRea's message to the nation and to each one of us? "Take with you words, and return unto the Lord." Our sins must be acknowledged, humbly before God and frankly before every one who should hear the confession for any reason. Then we are simply. In Christ's strength, to obey Sam Jones' oft-repeated injunction, "Quit your meanness!" We are to "cease to do evil, learn to do well." We must turn wholly from our sin. "A certain village church possessed a fine-toned bell, of which the villagers wero very proud. It became cracked, but a blacksmith riveted It so skilfully thnt the crack was Invisible. The bell was reining, but oh! the appalling dis cord when It was rung! It was taken down, and reenst. The result was a new bell of sweeter tone than the old one. Man has devised many appar ently clever schemes for tb restora tion of sln dlseased hearts. They are all failures. A new heart molded by God himself la the only remedy." There is a story of an ancient king who lighted a lamp and had It hung In his palace; he then sent heralds forth to bring Into his presence every crimi nal and rebel, that they might obtain pardon. Those that came while th lamp was burning were set free; but those that delayed till the lamp had gone out, or altogether neglected th invitation, met with a terrible death. Unlike this, God forever holds forth his offer of mercy, and bis loving heart always yearns after the sinner; but with each wilful delay we harden our hearts till at last they ar fixed in the ways of sin. laAiaa yv T-" 1 '- I iisi' ;., ir, - , .r--, ;rrrr-;i , ,"i r ALCOHOL -3 PER CENT AVcSctoble Preparation for As siimliitiivg lhi?roodandncgula iin the S lomaclis and Bowels of Promotes Dicstion.Clicerful nessandRcfet.Contains neither Opium. Morphine nor Mineral Not Xahc otic Wjw tfVM ihi.i.ltTlflUWSA A'nMt Smh . Aim Snd tpptrmitu Hotm Stid - A perfect Rt'tncdy fort'onslipa lion , Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions. Fevcrish ncssand LOSS OF SLEEP Fjc Simile Signature of The Clntaum Company, NEW YORK. 'ttAS J jmiiiinij.minii J iilijj jpiw, !."'.' T'yi'yi mil iwi n SURELY DESERVES A MEDAL Record Act of Bravery That It Set to Credit of Intrepid New York Man. The bravest man In New York made bis npprarance In a Hroadway store last week. He carried an enor mous bandbox which contained nn enormous hat on' which the man want ed hat be considered an enormous amount of money refunded. The men was pretty mad and while looking for seme one who hnd the authority to negotiate thn transaction he talked loud enough for everybody to hear. "My wife bought this hat," he said. "She doesn't need It. She has already bought three hats this spring. She paid for this one. She lias never worn It. It Just cume home last night. I can't afford to throw nil that money away and I want you to takp the bat back. She wouldn't bring It down, so I undertook the jub myself." "Uy the side of thnt man Napoleon wns a cringing coward," said the young woman who had made the snle. "Imagine his flouncing Into a I'nrislnn millinery shop with a bat that be didn't want Josephine to buy. Hp couldn't have done It. Very few men can. Once In n long while some poor New Yorker with the courage of desperation In bis heart returns mer chandise which be cannot afford to buy for his wife and his audacity up sets the whole store for a month." Clean Sanitary Doors. Varnish, whit h Is commonly regard ed only as a beaut Itler, lb an elUcicnt sanitary agent. Varnished surfaces can bo cleaned by wiping, and the microbe laden dust is thus Kept out of the nlr. A varnished floor is therefore not only up to date, beautiful and easily clean ed, but Is wholesome. The National Association of Varnish Manufacturers, C3ti The Bourse. Philadelphia. Penn., ! nre distributing free n booklet entitled 'Modern Floors," which tells how floors may be made and kept whole some nnd attractive. Send for one. Varnbh is rheaixr than carpet and far more satisfactory. Baseball Anecdote, "Curious episode, this. Seems n young fellow got excited at tho ball game and hugged the young lady next to lit in. a pi rfect stranger. She had him arrested, but ho told the Judge thnt any man mUlit do tho same thing, and his claim was upheld by expert testimony." "And what was the seiiuel?" "Well, the sequel Is rather Interest ing. The next day there wero G.000 girls at the ball game." He Knew. Harker You got trimmed bad. I thought you said you were coufident of the result. Pugilist J was. I knew I'd got licked. Puck. ForiOLPN mid .UIP IliokB ('Al't'lUNK Ih till bfKl remnl v rr lit vr ihe nrtihitf mill (wet Ihhiiftm rureti the Cold ami rent ore norma t romtltloiiM. It llfulil ffTrotM liumtHtiitU'ly, Kk, 2V, ninl &0c. At Urutf sturm. It sometimes happons that a woman marries a man because rIio is sorry for him. Hut is not that a poor way to show her sympathy? If your (kin i marred by pimples ami liver luni'liK, take (l.nlii'Kl Tea. It will reiiiilute the liver, cleanse the aytcm and purify the blood. There's nothing disappoints a wom an more thnn not to be disappointed when she expects to be. Aids Nature The ret tuooeai ol Dr. Pierce's Coldm MetJieI Dis covery in curing weak etomacht, watted bodiet, weak lunft, and obatioate and lingering oougha, is bated on the recognition of the fundamental truth that "Golden Medical Diacovery" supplies Nature with body-build Inf, tiitue-repairind, mutcle-makinf materials, in con denied and concentrated form. With thii help Nature supplies the necetmry strength to the stomach to digett food, build up the body and thereby throw off lingering obttinata coughs. The "Ditcovery" rj-ettablithet the digeativa and nutritive organs in sound health, puri6ct nd enrichet the blood, and nouruhet the ncrvct in uun caiauiiines aouoa vigorous neaita. your dealer offer tomethlni "latt ma good," It la probably better FOR HIMIt paya better. But yoa are tnlnklni at the cure not the profit, ao there' a aothlai "luat aa ood" tor yoa. Say am. Dr. rierce'e Common Senae Medical Adviter, In Plain Engliah; or, Med loine Simplified, 1008 pagea, over 700 illustrations, newly revised up-to-data Edition, paper-bound, sent for 21 one-oent etampt, to oover coat of mailing enly. Cloth-bound, 31 atampa. Addreaa Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. For Infants and Children. Th3 Kind You Hava Always Bought Beara tho Signature of In Uso For Over Thirty Years a ii ii r ii nr nn Preferred Carpenters. Plumber Why do you go on using this old well with un old-fashioned I'uist'ng apparatus, when for a few dollars you could s't city wuter put In your house? 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