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The even up trade of John Titus of the Phillies for Doc Miller of the Braves, opens another interesting argument as to which club gets the "best" of the trade. Recent averages show Titus hitting .272 and Miller .230 and neither living up to past reputations. J. KLING MAY QUIT BOSTONS Resignation as Manager of Famous Backstop Is Expected Within Very Short Time, The resignation of Catcher John Kling as manager of the lioston team of the National League is expected within a short time, according to statements made by close friends of the backstop. These men declare that Johnny has repeatedly told them of his dissatisfaction with the way he is compelled to run the Braves and has frequently expressed his disgust with what he terms the old-fashioned ideas of John Montgomery Ward, president of the club. While no verification of this ru mor could be obtained from either Manager Johnny Kling. Kling or President Ward, Boston fans ■have noticed the frequent absence of Kling's name from Boston box scores during the past few weeks and have wondered what the trouble was. Rariden and Gowdy have donned the big mitt in the majority of contests of late, although Kling is in condition to play his usual game of ball. BETTING ON NATIONAL GAME Repular Bookmaking Establishments Opened for Placing Wagers on Outcome of Contests. The gamblers find the bookmakers have at last begun a real attack on baseball. It was bad enough when friends with each other as to the outcome of games. Now, we are in formed, /egular bookmaking establish ments htvve been opened. Odds are posted, l-ased on the assumption of certain pitchers working. Bets may be made on the results of games, on the result of the league race, on the number of runs that will be made, or on almost any event of the game. In ndditlon, t!psters have begun to ply their trade, offering to give inside in formation, nure winners, etc. The great national game cannot stand long under an incubus of this kind, says the Charleston News and Courier. Once let the gambling feat ure predominate and all belief in the honesty of the games will at once dis appear. Any player who makes an er ror at a critical time will be subjected to the charge that he has been bought. Managers and all others connected offi cially with the different teams will find themselves in a most unpleasant situa tion, pending the final ending of the sport as a national pastime. Profit In Baseball Pools. There must be a tremendous profit in baseball pools. In Philadelphia re cently the police arrested three men on the charge of being gamblers and running a pool at the ball game. The evidence showed ihe men had been taking in fl.Boo daily and paying out »HO. Anions the fesefelfjy Haycra^ >- Catcher Stephens of the Browns, is a coming star. Pitcher Martin, formerly of the Ath letics, has been taken over to Balti more. Brooklyn fans are peeved over the showing Bill Dahlen has made with his team this year. Vincent Campbell, formerly an un certain and clumsy outfielder, has im proved marvelously. The Pittsburg club has been cut to 22 players. Mickey Keliher and Harry Gardner were the last to go. There are very few batters, who get away with a bunt toward third base while Herzog is on the job. Snodgrass not only plays the initial bag in good shape, but is also of as sistance in steadying a pitcher. Del Howard, ex-manager of the Louisville club, now with St. Paul, has been re-elected Mayor of Kenney, 111. By the way he Is stealing bases it doesn't look as If Sam Crawford of the Tigers is slowing down this year. Joe Wood and Walter Johnson are having a close race to see which can win the most games In the American league. McGraw put every man on his pay roll into the Joke game against Boston, which the leaders won by a score of 21 to 12. Despite the poor showing of the Brooklyn Dodgers, Jake Daubert con tinues to shine in all departments of the game. It is the opinion of many that Chick Gandil provided the balance necessary to make Washington a pennant-con tending club. Ed Walsh Is fast losing his title of life-saver. Instead of doing the sav ing act himself others have had to be Bent to his rescue. George Stovall seems to have found the secret of putting life into a ball team. The Browns look like a bunch of real ball players now. George Rohe, the former White Sox third baseman and hero of the world's series of 1906, has been released by the Mobile Southern league club. Callahan Has Oddities. Manager Callahan, of the White Sox, like all great men, has his oddi ties. One of them has to do with Shibe Park, the home lot of the Athletics. Jimmy looks upon Connie Mack as the real founder of the American league in Philadelphia. The Shibes, he says, didn't Invest their money until it was plain the club was sure to be a winner. Therefore Jimmy Insists on calling the park "Mack Park." A Philadelphia baseball writer be sought Cal for an interview one day last season. .Timmy complied, but im posed a condition that the Athletics' park be called "Mack Park" through out the story. The newspaper man agreed, and for once, at least, Connie got all the credit that Cal thought due him. George Rohe Released. The release of George Rohe by Mo bile marks for anothor chapter in the changing for.'jnes of the hero of the world's series of 1906. Rohe, wherever he may go. will long be remembered as the substitute putin for the series who won it with his hitting. PRAISE FOR "BIG SIX" | Jae Tinker Ridicules Idea Math* ewson Is Going Back. Chicago Shortstop Enthusiastically Declares That Christy Is the Great- i est Pitcher in World —Twirler Lauds Cub Infielder. The arch batting enemy of Christy j Mathewson saw the finishing slaugh- I ter of the Cubs through a crack in i the center field fence during there- j cent memorable series in New York, j He had just been ejected from the j game. "Say, Joe," was asked —yes, it was j Tinker —"do you think Matty is going back?" "Behave!" he said with a laugh. "What's the idea of that question?" '■ "Everybody's asking it lately," was explained. "There's your answer now," here- j plied, pointing to the diamond and the whooping, happy crowd. "Any I time a man can pitch nine strikes out of ten thrown balls and retire the j side, you can bet your little bank roll ; that he Isn't going back very far. Control like that will win even after his curve has gone." When Mathewson performed his feat of sending the Cubs to the Junk shop In exactly four minutes the crowd gave him a -wonderful ovation. Ames was taken out to substitute a batter, and Matty went in and cut loose. He began by striking out Downs and Miller. The side was out on ten pitched balls, Leach rolling an Joe Tinker. easy one to second. In the next In ning Matty struck out Saier, using a total of eight balls to retire the three batters. "No," added Joe Tinker, as he walked over to the clubhouse, "Matty isn't a dead one yet. If the New York club ever thought so, I wish they would ship him to the Cubs." Notwithstanding the fact that Tin ker has found Matty easier to hit than any pitcher in the league, he enthusiastically declares the big fel low is the greatest pitcher in the world. "Show me a man who haa E V>: Christy Mathewson. done what he has done in eleven ! years, and I might take it back," said Joe. Just for fun the ■writer looked up Mathewson. "Whom do you consider the great est batter in the world?" was asked of him. "That's a hard one to answer," he replied. "I have never seen a better natural hitter than Chief Meyers. The hardest man I have ever had to pitch to, however, is Joe Tinker." And there you are. Here are two men arch enemies at 4 o'clock and members of a mutual admiration so ciety at 7. gag To Fortune and Happy Life • 7' " in California / I '* <u'pSS Messrs. J. S. &W. S. Kulin, the Pittsburgh bankers, are doing in the Sacramento Valley what the U. S. Government K-' i« doing elsewhere for the people. There is ten times more net profit per acre in California ?||p&lg <C& IjSSjj irrigated land than in the East and with lets labor. Let us take you where there i3 comfort and happiness besides profit, climate equal to that of Southern Italy, VjlrlMTm n0 f rosts nor snow, no thunderstorms nor sunstrokes. 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Steward (smiling)—Yus; that's more'n the passengers do! She Was a Duster. Mrs. Sutton advertised for a woman 1 to do general housework, and in an swer a colored girl called, announcing j that she had come for the position. "Are you a good cook?" asked Mrs. i Sutton. "No, Indeed, I don't cook," was the reply. "Are you a good laundress?" "I wouldn't do washin' and ironln'; : It's too hard on the hands. "Can you sweep?" asked Mrs. Sut ton. "No," was the positive answer, "I'm ; not strong enough." "Well," said the lady of the house, ! quite exasperated, "may I ask what j you can do?" "I dusts." came the placid reply.— ! Everybody's. Her Ruling Passion. The woman who had chased dust and dirt all her life finally reached St. Peter. "Come in, you poor, tired woman," ; he said, and held the gate ajar. But the woman hesitated. "Tell me first," she said, "how often i you clean house?" j The saint smiled. "You can't shake ofT the ruling pas sion, can you?" he said. "Oh, well, step Inside and they'll give you a broom and dustpan instead of a harp."— j Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Moon's Offspring. Looking out of the window one eve | nlng, little Marie saw the bright, full j moon In the eastern 6ky, and, appar ! ently, only a few Inches from it, the | beautiful Jupiter, shining almost as brightly as the moon itself. Marie gazed Intently at the spectacle for a moment, and then turning to her mother exclaimed: "Oh, mother, look! The moon has laid an egg!" Seemed Like More. The Professor —In 140 wasps' nests there are an average of 25,000 Insects. The Student —Why, professor, I dis turbed just one nest one day, and I'll bet there were more than 25,000 in that one! The humor of some people is so del icate they ought to take a tonic for It. The wagon tongue goes without I saying. "He bit the hand that fed him" said Teddy of Big Bill, And didn't tell us if the bite had made the biter ill. Now had Toasties been the subject of Bill's voracious bite He'd have come back for another with a keener appetite. I Written by WITXIAM T. IUNCK9, 2uT biute St., Uriiigeport, Conn. I One of the BO Jltitries for which the Poatnm Co.. buttle Creek, Mich., paid tIuUUOO In May. And (he Lord also helps those who help others. If your digestion 1? rt little off color a course of Guriielil Teft will do you gooil. When you are offered anything fre® look for the string. Mrs. Wlnslow'B Soothing Syrup for Children teething, Bofteiiß the (rum*, reduces Inflamma tion, allays pain, cures wind colic, 25c a bottle. A woman never thinks her husband so unreasonable as when he expects her to be reasonable. Left you forget, when next In neeil of * laxative remember the inline "(liirlicld Tea." A trial will convince you of its merits. His View. Hewitt—This place is 1,000 feet above the sea level. Jewett —But the pea Isn't on th« level; It always makes me sick. They Are Overworked Now. Four-year-old Dick had made an im portant discovery that his hair would pull out if enough force was exerted, and was absorbed in proving the fas cinating find on his forelock. His sis ter —aged seven —noted the proceed ings with round-eyed horror. "Dickie! Dickie!" she cried, "yon mustn't do that!" "Why?" demanded Dickie, with the cynicism of childhood. "Because the Bible says that all your hairs are numbered —and if you pull any out you'll make a lot of extra bookkeeping for the angels." A Question of Names. In some of the country districts of Ireland it is not an uncommon thing to see carts with the owners' names chalked onto save the expense of painting. Practical Jokers delight in rubbing out these signs to annoy the owners. A constabulary sergeant one day ac costed a countryman whose name had been thus wiped out unknown to him. "Is this your cart, my good man?" "Of course it is!" was the repiy. "Do you see anything the matter wid it?" "I observe," said the pompous police man, "that your name is o-blitherated." "Then ye're wrong," quoth the coun tryman, who had never come across the long word before, "for me name's O'Flaherty, and I don't care who knows it." —Youth's Companion. JUST CAUSE FOR PRIDE. "Wot's he so tickled about?" "He's jest discovered his birthday's on de same day as Ad Wolgast's!"
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