THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE FUNJffY MEN OF THE PRESS. Ocean—Faint Praise —Two Prim, Entirely—Like Cures Like—A Natural Request, Etc. ""At last I've found the place for me," Said Waggles at the shore. "For when I crack a joke the sea Uotli dance and jump about with glee, And e'en the breakers roar." •—New York Sun. TOO rniM, ENTIRELY. "Why, Tommy, why did you slap sister Ethel?" "She was so jolly good, mamma, I couldn't help it."— Chicago Neics. T.IKE CUKES LIKE. She—"Yes, poor old Fido has got so old that he has lost his voice." He—"Why don't you give him Peru vian burkn— Minneapolis Journal. A NATURAL REQUEST. "And are you an old sea-dog?" asked the fresh young woman. "I h'am," returned the sailor. "Do let me hear you bark," said she. —Judge. FAINT PRAISE. "You seem to admire Miss Fortune. 1 heard that you said she was pretty aud good." "No. I said she was pretty good."— Munsey's Weekly. DISPOSED OP. Will—"Borus won't trouble me any more." Bill—"Then you have effectually dis posed of him?" Will—"I think so. "I've lent him some money."— Yankee Blade. "WHY HE LAUGHED. Professor (to student) —"Whatareyou laughing at?" Student—"At your appearance." Professor—"Do you laugh over every little absurdity that you chance to see?" —Texat Sifting a. THE OLD NAME WOULD GO. Gazlay—"lsn't Colon the name of that town on the Isthmus of Panama?" Bunting—"That used to be its name, hut it has been changed to Period since the Panama Canal came to a full stop." The Uoosier. FELT, INTO THE NET. Miriam (walking on the sands) —"O, doesn't that pebble sparklo like a dia mond !" Mr. Youngnoodle " Aw, Miss Miwiam, name the day and I will have it set."— Jewelers' Circular. A FLAG RAISING. Wishlets—"We had a flag raising in front of our house the other day." Bishlets—"Getting patriotic?" Wishlets—"Oh, no, there was a leak in the water pipe and they had to take up the sidewalk."— Brooklyn Eagle. MUTUAL SYMPATHY. Lawyer—"l'm sorry for you, Mr. Short, but Snipps, the tailor, has put his account against you into my hands for collection." Short—"And you are going to try to collect it, eh? Well, I'm sorry for you." —Mumetfs Weekly. CUMULATIVE MISFORTUNES. "What are you crying about, my lit tle man?" "Jimmy O'Brien licked me first, an' then father licked me for letting Jimmy lick me, and then Jimmy licked me again for telling father, an' now I sup pose I shall catch again from father."— Lift, AN ULTRA-FASHIONABLE MAN. Primus—"Has Wormley found a board ing house yet?" Secundus—"No. He won't havo any but a fashionable one." Primus—"Fastidious, eh?" Secundus—"Yes. He say 6 it must be on a street where there are no boarding houses."— Judge. HIB INTEREST IN BUSINESS. Mrs. Giltedge—"Your husband's health I hear is bud." Mrs. Centpercent—"Yes, but he is still able to be out." Mrs. G.—"Does he take much interest in his business?" Mrs. C.—"Oh, yes, as much as he can get."— Detroit Free Press. A PHOTOGRAPHER'S PROGRESS. Jones—"l saw your son in the country yesterday." Brown—"Yes, he went out to try his new camera. How was he getting along with it?" Jones—"At a very rapid pace, when I saw him. A farmer who had objected to being photographed had set the dogs on him."— Munsey's Weekly. HOW IT WORKED. "What make 9 the house so quiet?" asked the new boarder. "The landlady discourages conversa tion," was the reply. "Afraid of gossip?" "Oh, no. But sociability promotes appetite." "I see,"said the new boarder,thought fully, as he relapsed into silence.—De troit Free Press. THE ILL WIND BLEW HIM GOOD. Impev-auious Stranger—"Beg pardon, sir, but could you help a feller to the price of something to eat? I'm starving to death." Author—"Are you, my dear man? Come right home with me. I'm writing a book, and I want to describe the symptoms of a person starving to death. Realism is what the people demand, aud you're iust the man to satisfy them. iou'll die in a good cause. Give you something to eat! No, sir, I wouldn't do it for the world. I wouldn't rob you of your opportunity for millions of worlds."— Boston Transcript. NOT DECEIVED BY APPEARANCES. Over in Missouri there is a certain plank road and a certain toll gate. Be side the toll gate there is a farm house, on the cool and comfortable porch whereof the worthy farmer usually sits, waiting to collect toll, while hia boy Bill plows the corn in the field away beyond. On a certain recent occasion, however, this worthy farmer happeneil to be over in the field helping his boy Bill, when a pious looking stranger drove up to the toll gate. There was no one in the farm lio\ise—no one nearer than the farmer and his boy Bill, half a mile away in the field. The toll gate was unlocked open in fact, but this quiet stranger was temptation proof. lie hitched his horse to a tree and proudly floundered out to where the farmer and his Bill were at work. "My good man," said he, "are you the keeper of this toll-gate?" "Yep," said the worthy farmer. "What is the toll, my good man?" "Five cents." "Well, I wish to drive through, my good man, and here is your five cents." The worthy farmer scratched his head anxiously for a brief period. "Did you come out here to give me that nickel?" he asked presently. "For no other purpose, my good sir," and the pious-appearing man ambled soulfully away. "Bill," said the farmer to his boy in an agitated undertone, "get on the old gray mare and watch that stranger till he gets to town."— Quincy Herald. SELECT SIFTINGS. Brewery horses all drink beer. California sends cacti to Germany. Pennsylvania established the first hos pital in America in 1751. There is one paper in Paris that has a daily circulation of nearly 1,000,000. A rope skippor in Pennsylvania kept at the sport so persistently that she lost her eyesight. Tobacco merchants handle a larger amount of ready money than any other class o( business men. A rivalry between two fruit stores in Chicago suddenly reduced the price of bananas to two dozen for a cent. The street-car company in Davenport, lowa, recently sold a mule that had served dn the lino for twenty-one years for fifty cents. Don Francisco Cuerto, of the Statv of Tabasco, has invented a hand glass by which he declares he can look into a tree and see the sap rise. Forestry is a national object in Switz erland. In 1888 nearly six million con iferous trees were planted, besides nearly half a million other plants. A young man who ran away from his home in California gave as hi? reason the fact that ho was tired of eating hay and grain. His father is a vegetarian. In Lancaster, Penn., there is on exhi bition a perfectly white catfish, nine in ches long and weighing over a pound. It looks more like a chicken than a fish. The first canalmaker in England is paid to have been Morton, the bishop of Ely, who in the reign of Henry VIII. constructed a cut for navigation between Peterboro and the sea forty miles long. One of aie most barbarous punish ments of modern times has been prac ticed by the British in India, when they fastened the Sepoys to the mouths of their cannon and blew them into frag ments. A remarkable exhibition was opened at Berlin the other day. The exhibitors are the undertakers of Berlin, thirty-two ol whom are represented, and the ex hibits are confined to cofiins and funeral furniture. It Is the law of Persia that the reign ing monarch may Eelect any one of his family to succeed him upon the throne. He has selected his second boy, born March 25, 1853, in preference to his first boy, born three years before. Burning at the stake was the ordinary means of disposing of those charged of witchcraft or heresy, and it was also used for murder and petty treason. The last instance on record is that oft woman burned in 1789 for coining. The discovery of the territory of Vir ginia attending Raleigh's expedition was declared by Queen Elizabeth to be the most glorious event of her reign. As a memorial of her unmarried state (in 1654) she named the country Virginia. The executive authority of Switzerland is delegated to the Bundesrath, or Fed eral Council, consisting of seven mem bers, chosen for three years by the Fed eral Assembly. The President and Vice- President of the Federal Council are elected by the Federal Assembly for one year and are not eligible for the next consecutive terra. A Liberal Translation. Many yeartf ago, says Harper't Founj People . while some excavations were go ing on near an ancient church in the northern part of Ireland, a large stone was uncovered bearing a queer inscrip tion in Latin. The church had been dedicated to a saint and missionary known by the simple name of Nucatus Ambulans. The inscription was as fol lows: " I Sabilli Hoeres ago. Fortibus ea irn. Aro Nosces Jtiari the be trux Votis innem. * * pes an dux." Some wit who saw the stono observed that though not versed in antiquarian lore, he could give a translation. In sound it is ridiculously like the Latin word*. " I say, Billy, hem's a go; Forty 'busses in a row. No, says Mary; thoy bo truck*. W bat is in 'em? Fease and duclu I" NBWS AND NOTES FOR WOMEN. Queen Victoria has forty dogs. Roumania's Queen plays the harp. Fashionable bonnets aro infinitesimal in size. Blue cheese cloth is pretty for sash curtains. There is an economical era beginning In gloves. I Girls collect the pennies in a Connec ticut church. A New York girl has had a mustache grafted on her upper lip. Mme. De Lesseps is regarded as one of the most devout women in Paris. Mrs. Lenora Berk is Principal of the Capital City College of Atlanta, Ga. Mrs. Campbell, the wife of the Ohio Governor, is a tall and handsome bru nette. Granulated rock candy is the proper thing to sweeten tea and after-dinner colloc. Some wen known society girls in New York have formed an Anti-Dancing League. Arizona Indian women have taken to wearing fashionable dresses, shoes and stockings. Vassar's most popular instructor is Miss Mary W. Whitney, the professor of astronomy. Miss Ilargous, the New York heiress, favors lavender and silver stripes in silken surah. Mme. de Navarro (Mary Anderson) is said to be engaged in writing her recol lections of the stage. Coque collarettes aro one of the novel ties that will be more fully appreciated is the cool days come on. The thirteenth wife of a Mormon elder has just been identified as the heiress to an enormous English estate. Mrs. Potter Palmer, lady President of the World's Fair, gets more mail matter than any woman in Chicago. The Czarina of all the Russ'm3 does not disdain to wear a calico gown when iho is on board the imperial yacht. The most recent lace novelty is the black, picked out with diamond crystal beads. It is most effective at night. A witty French woman is said to have made this remark: "I love diamonds, the only bright things that never fade." The widow of Chief Justice Waite, though seventy-one years of age, has dark hair and a comparatively unwrinkled face. Japanese lace is coming into the mar ket. It is a new manufacture, and hitherto has been mainly consumed at home. A statuo of Charlotte Cushman, in the character of Lady Macbeth, will be placed in Central Park, New York City, next year. Two youug Kalmuck ladies are study ing medicine at Kazan. Thorc is already one lady doctor of that nationality. Her name is Olzet IJjordjieva. Forty millions of humming birds, sun birds, orioles, gulls, sea birds, wax! wings, birds-of-paradise, and tly-catcher« are annually used in decorating women's hats. Colored trimmings are used on soft finished cambric or French nainsook un dergarments even by women whose tastes will not accept the colored garments now so popular. Empress Frederick, of Germany, is fascinated by the genius of H. Kider Haggard, and by way of returning the compliment he has dedicated his last book to her. The prettiest royal girl in Eastern Europe is said to be the Princess Ilelene, of Montenegro, who, it is reported, is the allotted bride of the heir apparent to the Russian throne. Diamonds were worn by every lady present at the opera in London on the night when the German Empress was there. The German Empress and the Princess of Wales alone mixed pearls with the brilliants. Elizabeth Bisland, who made the fly ing trip around the world, has become engaged to a New York lawyer of repute named Wetmore and is coming home from London in October. The wedding will take place La November. The rich deep Cleopatra colors will be in marked favor next season, the tawny golden browns, russet*, the chandron 01 copper dyes and the dahlia and other flower, fruit and leaf shades; also the superb dark velvety reds and yellows of the nasturtium. Miss Cora V. Diebl was elected Regis ter of Deeds in Logan County, Oklahoma. Her opponents carried the case into the courts. The choice of the people was sustained, and now the pretty Alliance girl takes the office and a large section of accrued salary. Many of the tailors and best dress makers are cutting even the rich silk gowns on the cross. This gives a cer tain novel look to the dress and at the same time a more graceful effect than the old straight form. Extra wide silk only is used in this manner. There is, how ever, an objection to a skirt cut in this shape, which is, that unless most care fully arranged a skirt shaped on the cross has a decided tendency "to lift here and to droop there," which is de structive to elegance. — j My Liver Has for a year caused me a great deal af troabla. Had soreness In the back, little appetite a bitter taste In the mouth and a general bad feeling all error, that 1 could not locate. Hare been taking Hood's Sarsoparllla for the past three months -wiUi great benefit. 1 feel bettor, the Bad Taste in the Mouth It gone ajul mj .encral linaith 1* again quite good. Ko longer feci tlww tired .pell, como over im u 1 formerly did. Hood's Sarsaparllla Is eertaUdy a most excellent medicine. Mas. LD. C*ASK, Fall RJrer, Mass. N. B. Be sure te get Hood's Barsaparllla. MfM U—J7 A Bone Shedder. Dr. Bell, of Parrottsville, Terra., re ported the case of a woman who sheds her bones, and showed some of the speci mens before the East Tennessee Medical Society, lie saidt "The patient is seventy-one years of age, seemingly in perfect health, a well preserved woman of medium height, average weight, and normal in every other respect. Twenty one years ago the exfoliation of bone be gan in her fingers, and has during the succeeding years continued until she has twice shed ulna and radius, humerus, scapula, and pnrt of inferior maxillary. This shedding takes placo spontaneously without pain, hemorrhage, suppuration, inflmrination, 01 inconvenience. On one occasion when churning she shed the ra dius. There is no deformity, sapination, pronation, extension, flexion, and cir cumflexion being perfect. The bones shed (about six hundred pieces) wercj on careful inspection by the society; found to be entirely natural. She has given about one hundred pieces ot bone away as souvenirs. The woman is con scious of the pending expulsion of a bone about ten minutes before it takes place, and a perfect bone is always left in its stead, The bone makes its way out, al ways on the posterior side, and the wound heals by first intention, though at the 'exit of the bones' were numerous small scars. She has always been in comfortable circumstances and is cheer ful, a very interesting fact, as showing the power of the mind to adapt itself to extraordinary circumstances." A Humming-Bird's Nest. A curiosity in the shape of a hum ming-bird's nest was on exhibition in the show-window at Megede's jewelry store last week. It contained one egg. The nest and the egg together would not weigh much more than an ounce. The nest was daintily fashioned and was lined with a soft fuzz much resembling silk. It was found by Sam Uingo in the woods northeast of town.— Richmond {Mo.) Cantervutor. The assessed valuation of Los An geles, Cal., is §3, 000,000 less than last year. Wo will pive SIOO reward for any rnse of ca tarrh that catinot he cureil with Hall's Ca tarrh Cure. Taken internally. F. J. CIIKKKY iV Co., I'ropnt., Toledo, O. KRITPP claims the hlppcst rolling-mill. Young married ladies find in Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound a trusty friend and in the "Ouiile to Health and Etiquette" a book that answers all their questions. Its Excellent Qualities Commend to public approval the California liquid fruit remedy Syrupof Figs, it is pleasing to the eye and to the taste, and by gently act ing on the kidneys.llver and bowels,it cleanses the system effectually, thereby promoting the health and comfort of all who use It. Kxcplleiil Opporfunities tor a personal inspection of the magnificent resources of the territory tributary to the Chicago & Northwestern Railway will be af forded by a series of Harvest Excursions to points in northwestern lowa, Minnesota, North and South Dakota, Nebraska, Wyom ing, Utah, Idaho, Colorado and Montana, for which tickets will be sold at greatly reduced rates. C irculars giving lull information will be mailed on application to W. A. Thrall, Ge neral Passenger Ticket Agent, Chicago, 111. Tickets can be procured of your nearest ticket agent. | The Convenience ot Train*. The Erie Is the only railway running solid trains over Its own tracks between New York and Chicago. No change of cars for any class of passengers. Kates lower than via. any other Hint-class line. __ Wise .Mother* Use Dr. Hoxsie's Certain Croup Cure, the only remedy in the world that will cure a violent case ot croup In half an hour. No opium. Sold by druggists or mailed oil receipt of 60 cts. Ad dress A. P. Hoxsie, Buffalo, N- V. FITS stopped tree by OH. KLINE'S OIIEAT NEHVE IIKSTORKU. No uts after llrst iliy'i ma. Marveloujscuros. Treatise an If l tri-il bottla tree. Dr. Kline, ml Arch St.. Phlla., Pa, "The normal life, well being and happiness of mankind depends upon the physical health and perfection of Woman." Theso are the words of Lydia E. Pinkhnm.nnd they are true. How Is Your Appetite. If it is not good | S. S. S. j> Gained 44 Pounds. yOU need a tonic. ( flids Mr. James J. McCalley, of Hunger is a sauce \ digestion S Monot ' Mo ~ says ho hud that gives your food makoo i dyspepsia for eight years. n , . . , ) IIIORCO (, which made him a wrcelc, a flesh-making and <j sick and suffering during Strengthening pow- < * * ' \ the wholo time. After try er. s. S. s; is fa- What V 0 " ing all the remedies, iuclud mous for its health eat ius all tho doptors in rea " b ' . . . ) She discarded everything and giving and building j and Cures \ took Swift's ascitic, HO up qualities. It is S you of \ increased from 114 to 158 the best of all tonics, dyspepsia. pounds aud waß soon a S J i» »■ ) sound and healthy mau. TREATISE ON BLOOD AND SKIN DISEASES MAILED FREE. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. Atlanta. Ca. ELY'S CREAM BALM Is worth BSOO to any MAN, WOMAN OR CHILD Suffering from D# SjA 1 CATARRH.L^;;! Apply Balm Into each nostril. U.Y Bit OS., M Warren sc., x.v. RUPTURE~CURED I Positively Holds Rupture. IrSrvr a tT-r inM wons *H.UT IN- IU». KB m Urfrror«ull*rl«ialt ! changing condition raptor*. VJR Q.V HOUSE MFQ.CO (PiTMT AIXOWLD.) 7*4 BROADWAY. H Y-CITV M A WBA.VKRS SHOULD BEND A T ONCE for our C ATA LOUIK <»f FLVING A 4 OOCT liMiiiN. Wo S II UTTLE VAK rtj have *2OO tcß - and *25 «worn aftltlavlts that ■ aa|| Exceed 50 VariN per day. Address I 1111 lyl (I. N. NKWCOM 11, Davenport, lowa. LUU 111 TTHIIP HTUD V, BOOK'KKRPIMO, liufiineas Form*. U limb TYnmanfihip, Arithmetic, Short-hand, etc., 11 TRORORORLT TAUOIIT BY .>IAIL. Circulars free. Ilryant'n College, 43? Main st,. IltiffaJo, N. Y. PATENTS * 40-page book tree. BEAUTIFUL Ladles use * Drw Duor" complexion remedy. 7® cents. Agent*' special price list. FRANCES HALF., Ixxik lU»x 2045. South Bend, Ind. j|U CElltfD CUREO TO STAY CURtU tlftl IklLn We want the Dime and ad dre»ol every sufferer in the 9 ACTUM A U.S. and Canada. Addrat, X AO I nlflfl A woman " fttn-doion," overworked, weak, nervous and dc* bilitated —that's a woman t' at Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is made fof; It gives her health and strength. All woman's weaknesses and all woman's ailments are cured by it. It's a legitimate medicine not a beverage ; an invigorating, 112e j storative tonic and a soothing and strengthening nervine, free from al cohol and injurious drugs. It im parts tone and vigor to the whole system. For all functional irregularities, periodical pains, organic displace ments and uterine diseases, it's a positive remedy. And a guaranteed one. If it doesn't give satisfaction, in every case, the money paid for it ir re funded. No other medicine for women is sold on theso terms. That's because nothing else is " just as good." Perhaps the dealer will offer something that's " better." He means that it's bet ter for him. N Y N °— at DADWAY'S II READY RELIEF. INTERN A I.L\—A half to a teaftpoouful In half a tumbler of water will In a few minutes cure CHOLUftA MOItBIS.CIU.UI'N -phaiiim. HOUR BTOMACH. NAI SKA. VOMIT. INOi U KAKTIII" It N» IH AItK IIKA. l>>*. entery. Hummer Complaint. Colic* l-'liitu* leucy. Fululina Sprll*. NCIVOIINIHHH, Sln p. lensnesN. Hick 11 eadaclie, and all Internal j>alnt Miliaria in lis rar-ous form* aud prev nted. Tliere Is not a jemedlnl a<eut In the world that will euro Fever and and all other terms atdfd by It A I)\V A Y'H TILLS) »o quick 1/ as RAD WAY'S READY lit. LI HIP. ACHES AND PAINS. For headache (whether sick or nerToiiß), toothache, ncuralorla, nervousness aud sleeplessness, rheuiua tlntn, lumbago, pains and weakness In the back, gplne or kidneys, palun aroun«l the liver, pleurisy, swelling of the Joint* and pains of all kinds, trie up plication of Ran way's Heady Hellef will adord Inune dluteease, aud Itscoutluucd uso for a few dayt off eel a permanent euro. 50c. Per Bottle. Sold by I>rufffrl»ta. DADWAY'S If PILLS. An Excellent ami Mild Cathartic. Purely vegetable. The safest and best medicine la tbo world for the cure of all disorders of the Liver, Stomach or I towels. Taken according to directum* they will restore health and renew vitality. Price,Ke. a box. bold by all (Jrustflsts. or mailed by KAL)\VAY & CO., 02 Warren strwet, New York, on receipt of prlc<\. Tutt's Hair Dye Gray hair or whtakers clmnprc<l ton black by ii Kindle application of tliis Dye. It Imparts a natural color, neta InMnntane ously and contains not bint: injurious to the hair. Sold by all (lrugfffots, or sent by ex press on receipt of price. £1.041. Offlce, 30 & 41 l'ark Place, New York. A SURE CURE for thsDl HCC Send for the NEW QAMKof Soliailre :|l LU LUa '■Stringing the Necklace." IX IA OT ABSOLUTE interest to adults as I I IN 111- well as children. *ent post,».u lon re- II Iv Ul celpt or 30c. in postal note. Address Nutionnl rublimliiuu Co., WAMIINOTUH, D. C. rt'Eitt, AKItVOUJ, o lUCrOUXU Jiurttu* gt» VIIJK wolt aa I iteep wen, nanU i Ilelpir MIVIL tells now. SiOoct. *yj ir. aainpls copy free. Or. .1, it. iIVK, ridltor, Buffalo, N. t' £bod Wives' row J-aar in the light" of works, especially if Sey use S"A F 0 LI ©° If is so lid ofscourinjj p used fore,!! cleaning.' purposes. All grocers keepir. LOVE'S LABOR'S LOST to plcaso her household and works herself to death in the effort. It the- house docs not IOOK as bright as a pin, she gets the blame—if things are upturned while house-cleaning goes on—why blame her again. One remedy is within her reach, tl she uses SAPOLIO everythirn will look clean, and the roior ->♦ h->i'«e-rleaning disorder will bo quickiv over. cjj Best Cough Medicine. Recommended by Physicians. |*J E Jj Cures whero all ?lsc fails. Pleoaant aiid agreeable to tho Rl Etß taato. Children lake it without objection. By druggista. CJ qp^EimSC^lOSHp "German Syrup", J. C. Davis, Rector of St. Jatnea? Episcopal Church, Eufaula, Ala.: "My son has been badly afflicted with a fearful and threatening cough for several months, and after tryiag several prescriptions from physicians which failed to relieve him, he has been perfectly restored by the use ol two bottles of Bo- An Episcopal sehee's German Syr up. I can recom- Rector. mend it without hesitation." Chronic severe, deep-seated coughs like this are as severe tests as a remedy can be subjected to. It is for these long standing cases that Boschee's Ger man Syrup is made a specialty. Many others afflicted as this lad was, will do well to make a note of this. J. F. Arnold, Montevideo, Minn., writes: I always use German Syrup for a Cold on the Lungs. I have never found an equal to it —far less a superior. ® G. G. GREEN. Snlo Man'fr.Woodhury.N.J. P*TOBIAS UNEXCELLED! API'I.IEU EXTERNA lib V Kon Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Pains in tbß Limbs, Baci or Chest, Mumps, Sore Throat, Colds, Sprains, Bruises, Stings of Insects, Mosquito Bites. TA li EN INTERN AI.J* Y It acts like a charm lor Cholera Morbus Dinrrliirn« Dysentery, Colic, 1 rumps, Nau sen. Sick Headache. &*c. Wnrrnntcil perfectly harmless. 'Mpponth ncconinn ny hip each bottle, also directions "orSwir HOOT 111 N«; and PENBTHA TING qnalltles are lelt immediately. Try il and be convinced. Price 43 and .jO ceiifs. Sold by all dru?- g-lsts, I) I.POT, 4 0 f>l l it K A V ST., NKW YORK Ask mv ntrents tor \V. I*. Ooujtlos Shoes* If not tor sale in your place ask your denier to send for catalogue, secure the agency, uud tret them lor you. IT TAKE NO Ht BSTITUTE.-^t* 0i LBS WHY IS THE W. L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE CENTLEMEN fHc BEST SHCE IN THE WORLD FOR THE MONEY? It Is a benmlett shoe, with no tacks or wax thread to hurt the foot; made of the best. Iluc calf, stylish and easy, and bemuso tee make more nhoea of thUf grade than ant/ other manufacturer, it equals hand sowed shoes coding from &00 to *s.uu. CIK OOHeiialne Hand-sowed, theflncstcalf PO-, shoo ever offered for s:uif); equals hreuch Imported shoes which cost from £H.Oito 00 llnnd-Scwed Welt Shoe, lino calf, stvllsh. comfortable ami durable. The best shoo over offered at this price ; sanio K'radc as cus tom-made shoe* costing from fcii.U) to 50 Police Sit Oft i Farmers. Railroad "*** and Letter Carriers all wear them; tine calx, seamless, smooth inside, heavy three soles, exten sion edge. One pair will wear a year. 50 line cnlfj no better shoe ever offered at this price; one trial will convince thoso who want a shoe for comfort and service. v55 and s*£.oo Workluuiiiaa's shoes are very strong and durable. Those who have given them* a trial will wear no other make. D,ivc' uml school shoes aro DOTS worn I vthe boys every where; theysell on their merits, as the Increasing sales show. E Q/UAC $3.00 Iland-Hcwed shoe, befit kdU Ivb Dongola, very stylish; equalstrcnch Importe<l shoos costing from &l.w> to litidles* 4.50, S'i.OO and 81.75 shoe for BIISSCH are the best fine Dongola. stvllsh and duraole. Caution,—See that W. L. Douglas' name n<l nrice are stamped on the bottom of each shoe. W. 1,. I )UjJ (i LAS, n rock ton. Slass m I EWIS'9B % LYE I Powdered and Perfumed. ■uW §0 (PATENTED.) Strongest and purest l.yo made. Makes the brut, perfumed Hard •Soap iniW minutes without boil* ■ggw iny. It is the Ix-stfor softening water, cleansing waste pipes, 9V disinfecting sinks, closets, wash- H ing bottles, paints, trees, etc. II PENNA, SAIT MFG. CO., Gen. Agents, i'hila.. Fa. KANSAS FARMS SS cood prices. Farm« for sale ai oargalus. List free. ('HAS. It. WOiM.I.KY, tNbornr. Kan.
Significant historical Pennsylvania newspapers