THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE.
STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE
FUNJffY MEN OF THE PRESS.
Ocean—Faint Praise
—Two Prim, Entirely—Like Cures
Like—A Natural Request, Etc.
""At last I've found the place for me,"
Said Waggles at the shore.
"For when I crack a joke the sea
Uotli dance and jump about with glee,
And e'en the breakers roar."
•—New York Sun.
TOO rniM, ENTIRELY.
"Why, Tommy, why did you slap
sister Ethel?"
"She was so jolly good, mamma, I
couldn't help it."— Chicago Neics.
T.IKE CUKES LIKE.
She—"Yes, poor old Fido has got so
old that he has lost his voice."
He—"Why don't you give him Peru
vian burkn— Minneapolis Journal.
A NATURAL REQUEST.
"And are you an old sea-dog?" asked
the fresh young woman.
"I h'am," returned the sailor.
"Do let me hear you bark," said she.
—Judge.
FAINT PRAISE.
"You seem to admire Miss Fortune. 1
heard that you said she was pretty aud
good."
"No. I said she was pretty good."—
Munsey's Weekly.
DISPOSED OP.
Will—"Borus won't trouble me any
more."
Bill—"Then you have effectually dis
posed of him?"
Will—"I think so. "I've lent him
some money."— Yankee Blade.
"WHY HE LAUGHED.
Professor (to student) —"Whatareyou
laughing at?"
Student—"At your appearance."
Professor—"Do you laugh over every
little absurdity that you chance to see?"
—Texat Sifting a.
THE OLD NAME WOULD GO.
Gazlay—"lsn't Colon the name of that
town on the Isthmus of Panama?"
Bunting—"That used to be its name,
hut it has been changed to Period since
the Panama Canal came to a full stop."
The Uoosier.
FELT, INTO THE NET.
Miriam (walking on the sands) —"O,
doesn't that pebble sparklo like a dia
mond !"
Mr. Youngnoodle " Aw, Miss
Miwiam, name the day and I will have it
set."— Jewelers' Circular.
A FLAG RAISING.
Wishlets—"We had a flag raising in
front of our house the other day."
Bishlets—"Getting patriotic?"
Wishlets—"Oh, no, there was a leak
in the water pipe and they had to take
up the sidewalk."— Brooklyn Eagle.
MUTUAL SYMPATHY.
Lawyer—"l'm sorry for you, Mr.
Short, but Snipps, the tailor, has put his
account against you into my hands for
collection."
Short—"And you are going to try to
collect it, eh? Well, I'm sorry for you."
—Mumetfs Weekly.
CUMULATIVE MISFORTUNES.
"What are you crying about, my lit
tle man?"
"Jimmy O'Brien licked me first, an'
then father licked me for letting Jimmy
lick me, and then Jimmy licked me
again for telling father, an' now I sup
pose I shall catch again from father."—
Lift,
AN ULTRA-FASHIONABLE MAN.
Primus—"Has Wormley found a board
ing house yet?"
Secundus—"No. He won't havo any
but a fashionable one."
Primus—"Fastidious, eh?"
Secundus—"Yes. He say 6 it must be
on a street where there are no boarding
houses."— Judge.
HIB INTEREST IN BUSINESS.
Mrs. Giltedge—"Your husband's
health I hear is bud."
Mrs. Centpercent—"Yes, but he is
still able to be out."
Mrs. G.—"Does he take much interest
in his business?"
Mrs. C.—"Oh, yes, as much as he can
get."— Detroit Free Press.
A PHOTOGRAPHER'S PROGRESS.
Jones—"l saw your son in the country
yesterday."
Brown—"Yes, he went out to try his
new camera. How was he getting along
with it?"
Jones—"At a very rapid pace, when I
saw him. A farmer who had objected
to being photographed had set the dogs
on him."— Munsey's Weekly.
HOW IT WORKED.
"What make 9 the house so quiet?"
asked the new boarder.
"The landlady discourages conversa
tion," was the reply.
"Afraid of gossip?"
"Oh, no. But sociability promotes
appetite."
"I see,"said the new boarder,thought
fully, as he relapsed into silence.—De
troit Free Press.
THE ILL WIND BLEW HIM GOOD.
Impev-auious Stranger—"Beg pardon,
sir, but could you help a feller to the
price of something to eat? I'm starving
to death."
Author—"Are you, my dear man?
Come right home with me. I'm writing
a book, and I want to describe the
symptoms of a person starving to death.
Realism is what the people demand, aud
you're iust the man to satisfy them.
iou'll die in a good cause. Give you
something to eat! No, sir, I wouldn't
do it for the world. I wouldn't rob you
of your opportunity for millions of
worlds."— Boston Transcript.
NOT DECEIVED BY APPEARANCES.
Over in Missouri there is a certain
plank road and a certain toll gate. Be
side the toll gate there is a farm house,
on the cool and comfortable porch
whereof the worthy farmer usually sits,
waiting to collect toll, while hia boy Bill
plows the corn in the field away beyond.
On a certain recent occasion, however,
this worthy farmer happeneil to be over
in the field helping his boy Bill, when a
pious looking stranger drove up to the
toll gate. There was no one in the farm
lio\ise—no one nearer than the farmer
and his boy Bill, half a mile away in the
field. The toll gate was unlocked
open in fact, but this quiet stranger was
temptation proof. lie hitched his horse
to a tree and proudly floundered out to
where the farmer and his Bill were at
work.
"My good man," said he, "are you
the keeper of this toll-gate?"
"Yep," said the worthy farmer.
"What is the toll, my good man?"
"Five cents."
"Well, I wish to drive through, my
good man, and here is your five
cents."
The worthy farmer scratched his head
anxiously for a brief period. "Did you
come out here to give me that nickel?"
he asked presently.
"For no other purpose, my good sir,"
and the pious-appearing man ambled
soulfully away.
"Bill," said the farmer to his boy in
an agitated undertone, "get on
the old gray mare and watch that
stranger till he gets to town."— Quincy
Herald.
SELECT SIFTINGS.
Brewery horses all drink beer.
California sends cacti to Germany.
Pennsylvania established the first hos
pital in America in 1751.
There is one paper in Paris that has
a daily circulation of nearly 1,000,000.
A rope skippor in Pennsylvania kept
at the sport so persistently that she lost
her eyesight.
Tobacco merchants handle a larger
amount of ready money than any other
class o( business men.
A rivalry between two fruit stores in
Chicago suddenly reduced the price of
bananas to two dozen for a cent.
The street-car company in Davenport,
lowa, recently sold a mule that had
served dn the lino for twenty-one years
for fifty cents.
Don Francisco Cuerto, of the Statv of
Tabasco, has invented a hand glass by
which he declares he can look into a tree
and see the sap rise.
Forestry is a national object in Switz
erland. In 1888 nearly six million con
iferous trees were planted, besides nearly
half a million other plants.
A young man who ran away from his
home in California gave as hi? reason the
fact that ho was tired of eating hay and
grain. His father is a vegetarian.
In Lancaster, Penn., there is on exhi
bition a perfectly white catfish, nine in
ches long and weighing over a pound.
It looks more like a chicken than a fish.
The first canalmaker in England is
paid to have been Morton, the bishop of
Ely, who in the reign of Henry VIII.
constructed a cut for navigation between
Peterboro and the sea forty miles long.
One of aie most barbarous punish
ments of modern times has been prac
ticed by the British in India, when they
fastened the Sepoys to the mouths of
their cannon and blew them into frag
ments.
A remarkable exhibition was opened
at Berlin the other day. The exhibitors
are the undertakers of Berlin, thirty-two
ol whom are represented, and the ex
hibits are confined to cofiins and funeral
furniture.
It Is the law of Persia that the reign
ing monarch may Eelect any one of his
family to succeed him upon the throne.
He has selected his second boy, born
March 25, 1853, in preference to his first
boy, born three years before.
Burning at the stake was the ordinary
means of disposing of those charged of
witchcraft or heresy, and it was also
used for murder and petty treason. The
last instance on record is that oft
woman burned in 1789 for coining.
The discovery of the territory of Vir
ginia attending Raleigh's expedition was
declared by Queen Elizabeth to be the
most glorious event of her reign. As a
memorial of her unmarried state (in
1654) she named the country Virginia.
The executive authority of Switzerland
is delegated to the Bundesrath, or Fed
eral Council, consisting of seven mem
bers, chosen for three years by the Fed
eral Assembly. The President and Vice-
President of the Federal Council are
elected by the Federal Assembly for one
year and are not eligible for the next
consecutive terra.
A Liberal Translation.
Many yeartf ago, says Harper't Founj
People . while some excavations were go
ing on near an ancient church in the
northern part of Ireland, a large stone
was uncovered bearing a queer inscrip
tion in Latin. The church had been
dedicated to a saint and missionary
known by the simple name of Nucatus
Ambulans. The inscription was as fol
lows:
" I Sabilli Hoeres ago.
Fortibus ea irn. Aro
Nosces Jtiari the be trux
Votis innem. * * pes an dux."
Some wit who saw the stono observed
that though not versed in antiquarian
lore, he could give a translation. In
sound it is ridiculously like the Latin
word*.
" I say, Billy, hem's a go;
Forty 'busses in a row.
No, says Mary; thoy bo truck*.
W bat is in 'em?
Fease and duclu I"
NBWS AND NOTES FOR WOMEN.
Queen Victoria has forty dogs.
Roumania's Queen plays the harp.
Fashionable bonnets aro infinitesimal
in size.
Blue cheese cloth is pretty for sash
curtains.
There is an economical era beginning
In gloves.
I Girls collect the pennies in a Connec
ticut church.
A New York girl has had a mustache
grafted on her upper lip.
Mme. De Lesseps is regarded as one of
the most devout women in Paris.
Mrs. Lenora Berk is Principal of the
Capital City College of Atlanta, Ga.
Mrs. Campbell, the wife of the Ohio
Governor, is a tall and handsome bru
nette.
Granulated rock candy is the proper
thing to sweeten tea and after-dinner
colloc.
Some wen known society girls in New
York have formed an Anti-Dancing
League.
Arizona Indian women have taken to
wearing fashionable dresses, shoes and
stockings.
Vassar's most popular instructor is
Miss Mary W. Whitney, the professor of
astronomy.
Miss Ilargous, the New York heiress,
favors lavender and silver stripes in
silken surah.
Mme. de Navarro (Mary Anderson) is
said to be engaged in writing her recol
lections of the stage.
Coque collarettes aro one of the novel
ties that will be more fully appreciated
is the cool days come on.
The thirteenth wife of a Mormon elder
has just been identified as the heiress to
an enormous English estate.
Mrs. Potter Palmer, lady President of
the World's Fair, gets more mail matter
than any woman in Chicago.
The Czarina of all the Russ'm3 does
not disdain to wear a calico gown when
iho is on board the imperial yacht.
The most recent lace novelty is the
black, picked out with diamond crystal
beads. It is most effective at night.
A witty French woman is said to have
made this remark: "I love diamonds,
the only bright things that never fade."
The widow of Chief Justice Waite,
though seventy-one years of age, has dark
hair and a comparatively unwrinkled
face.
Japanese lace is coming into the mar
ket. It is a new manufacture, and
hitherto has been mainly consumed at
home.
A statuo of Charlotte Cushman, in the
character of Lady Macbeth, will be
placed in Central Park, New York City,
next year.
Two youug Kalmuck ladies are study
ing medicine at Kazan. Thorc is already
one lady doctor of that nationality. Her
name is Olzet IJjordjieva.
Forty millions of humming birds, sun
birds, orioles, gulls, sea birds, wax!
wings, birds-of-paradise, and tly-catcher«
are annually used in decorating women's
hats.
Colored trimmings are used on soft
finished cambric or French nainsook un
dergarments even by women whose tastes
will not accept the colored garments now
so popular.
Empress Frederick, of Germany, is
fascinated by the genius of H. Kider
Haggard, and by way of returning the
compliment he has dedicated his last
book to her.
The prettiest royal girl in Eastern
Europe is said to be the Princess Ilelene,
of Montenegro, who, it is reported, is
the allotted bride of the heir apparent to
the Russian throne.
Diamonds were worn by every lady
present at the opera in London on the
night when the German Empress was
there. The German Empress and the
Princess of Wales alone mixed pearls
with the brilliants.
Elizabeth Bisland, who made the fly
ing trip around the world, has become
engaged to a New York lawyer of repute
named Wetmore and is coming home
from London in October. The wedding
will take place La November.
The rich deep Cleopatra colors will be
in marked favor next season, the tawny
golden browns, russet*, the chandron 01
copper dyes and the dahlia and other
flower, fruit and leaf shades; also the
superb dark velvety reds and yellows of
the nasturtium.
Miss Cora V. Diebl was elected Regis
ter of Deeds in Logan County, Oklahoma.
Her opponents carried the case into the
courts. The choice of the people was
sustained, and now the pretty Alliance
girl takes the office and a large section
of accrued salary.
Many of the tailors and best dress
makers are cutting even the rich silk
gowns on the cross. This gives a cer
tain novel look to the dress and at the
same time a more graceful effect than the
old straight form. Extra wide silk only
is used in this manner. There is, how
ever, an objection to a skirt cut in this
shape, which is, that unless most care
fully arranged a skirt shaped on the
cross has a decided tendency "to lift
here and to droop there," which is de
structive to elegance.
— j
My Liver
Has for a year caused me a great deal af troabla.
Had soreness In the back, little appetite a bitter
taste In the mouth and a general bad feeling all
error, that 1 could not locate. Hare been taking
Hood's Sarsoparllla for the past three months -wiUi
great benefit. 1 feel bettor, the
Bad Taste in the Mouth
It gone ajul mj .encral linaith 1* again quite good.
Ko longer feci tlww tired .pell, como over im u 1
formerly did.
Hood's Sarsaparllla
Is eertaUdy a most excellent medicine. Mas. LD.
C*ASK, Fall RJrer, Mass.
N. B. Be sure te get Hood's Barsaparllla.
MfM U—J7
A Bone Shedder.
Dr. Bell, of Parrottsville, Terra., re
ported the case of a woman who sheds
her bones, and showed some of the speci
mens before the East Tennessee Medical
Society, lie saidt "The patient is
seventy-one years of age, seemingly in
perfect health, a well preserved woman
of medium height, average weight, and
normal in every other respect. Twenty
one years ago the exfoliation of bone be
gan in her fingers, and has during the
succeeding years continued until she has
twice shed ulna and radius, humerus,
scapula, and pnrt of inferior maxillary.
This shedding takes placo spontaneously
without pain, hemorrhage, suppuration,
inflmrination, 01 inconvenience. On one
occasion when churning she shed the ra
dius. There is no deformity, sapination,
pronation, extension, flexion, and cir
cumflexion being perfect. The bones
shed (about six hundred pieces) wercj
on careful inspection by the society;
found to be entirely natural. She has
given about one hundred pieces ot bone
away as souvenirs. The woman is con
scious of the pending expulsion of a bone
about ten minutes before it takes place,
and a perfect bone is always left in its
stead, The bone makes its way out, al
ways on the posterior side, and the
wound heals by first intention, though
at the 'exit of the bones' were numerous
small scars. She has always been in
comfortable circumstances and is cheer
ful, a very interesting fact, as showing
the power of the mind to adapt itself to
extraordinary circumstances."
A Humming-Bird's Nest.
A curiosity in the shape of a hum
ming-bird's nest was on exhibition in
the show-window at Megede's jewelry
store last week. It contained one egg.
The nest and the egg together would
not weigh much more than an ounce.
The nest was daintily fashioned and was
lined with a soft fuzz much resembling
silk. It was found by Sam Uingo in the
woods northeast of town.— Richmond
{Mo.) Cantervutor.
The assessed valuation of Los An
geles, Cal., is §3, 000,000 less than last
year.
Wo will pive SIOO reward for any rnse of ca
tarrh that catinot he cureil with Hall's Ca
tarrh Cure. Taken internally.
F. J. CIIKKKY iV Co., I'ropnt., Toledo, O.
KRITPP claims the hlppcst rolling-mill.
Young married ladies find in Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound a trusty friend
and in the "Ouiile to Health and Etiquette" a
book that answers all their questions.
Its Excellent Qualities
Commend to public approval the California
liquid fruit remedy Syrupof Figs, it is pleasing
to the eye and to the taste, and by gently act
ing on the kidneys.llver and bowels,it cleanses
the system effectually, thereby promoting the
health and comfort of all who use It.
Kxcplleiil Opporfunities
tor a personal inspection of the magnificent
resources of the territory tributary to the
Chicago & Northwestern Railway will be af
forded by a series of Harvest Excursions to
points in northwestern lowa, Minnesota,
North and South Dakota, Nebraska, Wyom
ing, Utah, Idaho, Colorado and Montana, for
which tickets will be sold at greatly reduced
rates. C irculars giving lull information will
be mailed on application to W. A. Thrall, Ge
neral Passenger Ticket Agent, Chicago, 111.
Tickets can be procured of your nearest ticket
agent. |
The Convenience ot Train*.
The Erie Is the only railway running solid
trains over Its own tracks between New York
and Chicago. No change of cars for any class
of passengers. Kates lower than via. any other
Hint-class line. __
Wise .Mother*
Use Dr. Hoxsie's Certain Croup Cure, the only
remedy in the world that will cure a violent
case ot croup In half an hour. No opium. Sold
by druggists or mailed oil receipt of 60 cts. Ad
dress A. P. Hoxsie, Buffalo, N- V.
FITS stopped tree by OH. KLINE'S OIIEAT
NEHVE IIKSTORKU. No uts after llrst iliy'i ma.
Marveloujscuros. Treatise an If l tri-il bottla
tree. Dr. Kline, ml Arch St.. Phlla., Pa,
"The normal life, well being and happiness
of mankind depends upon the physical health
and perfection of Woman." Theso are the
words of Lydia E. Pinkhnm.nnd they are true.
How Is Your Appetite.
If it is not good | S. S. S. j> Gained 44 Pounds.
yOU need a tonic. ( flids Mr. James J. McCalley, of
Hunger is a sauce \ digestion S Monot ' Mo ~ says ho hud
that gives your food makoo i dyspepsia for eight years.
n , . . , ) IIIORCO (, which made him a wrcelc,
a flesh-making and <j sick and suffering during
Strengthening pow- < * * ' \ the wholo time. After try
er. s. S. s; is fa- What V 0 " ing all the remedies, iuclud
mous for its health eat ius all tho doptors in rea " b '
. . . ) She discarded everything and
giving and building j and Cures \ took Swift's ascitic, HO
up qualities. It is S you of \ increased from 114 to 158
the best of all tonics, dyspepsia. pounds aud waß soon a
S J i» »■ ) sound and healthy mau.
TREATISE ON BLOOD AND SKIN DISEASES MAILED FREE.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. Atlanta. Ca.
ELY'S CREAM BALM
Is worth BSOO to any
MAN, WOMAN OR CHILD
Suffering from D# SjA 1
CATARRH.L^;;!
Apply Balm Into each nostril.
U.Y Bit OS., M Warren sc., x.v.
RUPTURE~CURED I
Positively Holds Rupture.
IrSrvr a tT-r inM wons *H.UT IN- IU».
KB m
Urfrror«ull*rl«ialt !
changing condition raptor*.
VJR Q.V HOUSE MFQ.CO
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M A WBA.VKRS SHOULD BEND A T ONCE
for our C ATA LOUIK <»f
FLVING A 4 OOCT liMiiiN. Wo
S II UTTLE VAK rtj have *2OO tcß
- and *25 «worn aftltlavlts that ■ aa||
Exceed 50 VariN per day. Address I 1111 lyl
(I. N. NKWCOM 11, Davenport, lowa. LUU 111
TTHIIP HTUD V, BOOK'KKRPIMO, liufiineas Form*.
U limb TYnmanfihip, Arithmetic, Short-hand, etc.,
11 TRORORORLT TAUOIIT BY .>IAIL. Circulars free.
Ilryant'n College, 43? Main st,. IltiffaJo, N. Y.
PATENTS
* 40-page book tree.
BEAUTIFUL Ladles use * Drw Duor" complexion
remedy. 7® cents. Agent*' special price list.
FRANCES HALF., Ixxik lU»x 2045. South Bend, Ind.
j|U CElltfD CUREO TO STAY CURtU
tlftl IklLn We want the Dime and ad
dre»ol every sufferer in the
9 ACTUM A U.S. and Canada. Addrat,
X AO I nlflfl
A woman " fttn-doion,"
overworked, weak, nervous and dc*
bilitated —that's a woman t' at Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription is
made fof; It gives her health and
strength. All woman's weaknesses
and all woman's ailments are cured
by it. It's a legitimate medicine
not a beverage ; an invigorating, 112e j
storative tonic and a soothing and
strengthening nervine, free from al
cohol and injurious drugs. It im
parts tone and vigor to the whole
system.
For all functional irregularities,
periodical pains, organic displace
ments and uterine diseases, it's a
positive remedy.
And a guaranteed one. If it
doesn't give satisfaction, in every
case, the money paid for it ir re
funded. No other medicine for
women is sold on theso terms.
That's because nothing else is
" just as good." Perhaps the
dealer will offer something that's
" better." He means that it's bet
ter for him.
N Y N °— at
DADWAY'S
II READY RELIEF.
INTERN A I.L\—A half to a teaftpoouful In
half a tumbler of water will In a few minutes cure
CHOLUftA MOItBIS.CIU.UI'N -phaiiim.
HOUR BTOMACH. NAI SKA. VOMIT.
INOi U KAKTIII" It N» IH AItK IIKA. l>>*.
entery. Hummer Complaint. Colic* l-'liitu*
leucy. Fululina Sprll*. NCIVOIINIHHH, Sln p.
lensnesN. Hick 11 eadaclie, and all Internal j>alnt
Miliaria in lis rar-ous form* aud prev nted.
Tliere Is not a jemedlnl a<eut In the world that
will euro Fever and and all other terms
atdfd by It A I)\V A Y'H TILLS) »o quick 1/ as
RAD WAY'S READY lit. LI HIP.
ACHES AND PAINS.
For headache (whether sick or nerToiiß), toothache,
ncuralorla, nervousness aud sleeplessness, rheuiua
tlntn, lumbago, pains and weakness In the back,
gplne or kidneys, palun aroun«l the liver, pleurisy,
swelling of the Joint* and pains of all kinds, trie up
plication of Ran way's Heady Hellef will adord Inune
dluteease, aud Itscoutluucd uso for a few dayt off eel
a permanent euro.
50c. Per Bottle. Sold by I>rufffrl»ta.
DADWAY'S
If PILLS.
An Excellent ami Mild Cathartic. Purely
vegetable. The safest and best medicine la
tbo world for the cure of all disorders of the
Liver, Stomach or I towels.
Taken according to directum* they will restore
health and renew vitality.
Price,Ke. a box. bold by all (Jrustflsts. or mailed
by KAL)\VAY & CO., 02 Warren strwet, New York,
on receipt of prlc<\.
Tutt's Hair Dye
Gray hair or whtakers clmnprc<l ton
black by ii Kindle application of tliis Dye.
It Imparts a natural color, neta InMnntane
ously and contains not bint: injurious to the
hair. Sold by all (lrugfffots, or sent by ex
press on receipt of price. £1.041. Offlce, 30
& 41 l'ark Place, New York.
A SURE CURE for thsDl HCC
Send for the NEW QAMKof Soliailre :|l LU LUa
'■Stringing the Necklace."
IX IA OT ABSOLUTE interest to adults as
I I IN 111- well as children. *ent post,».u lon re-
II Iv Ul celpt or 30c. in postal note. Address
Nutionnl rublimliiuu Co., WAMIINOTUH, D. C.
rt'Eitt, AKItVOUJ, o lUCrOUXU Jiurttu* gt»
VIIJK wolt aa I iteep wen, nanU i Ilelpir
MIVIL tells now. SiOoct. *yj ir. aainpls copy
free. Or. .1, it. iIVK, ridltor, Buffalo, N. t'
£bod Wives'
row J-aar in the light" of
works, especially if
Sey use S"A F 0 LI ©°
If is so lid ofscourinjj
p used fore,!! cleaning.'
purposes. All grocers keepir.
LOVE'S LABOR'S LOST to plcaso her household and
works herself to death in the effort. It the- house docs not IOOK as bright as a pin, she
gets the blame—if things are upturned while house-cleaning goes on—why blame her
again. One remedy is within her reach, tl she uses SAPOLIO everythirn will look
clean, and the roior ->♦ h->i'«e-rleaning disorder will bo quickiv over.
cjj Best Cough Medicine. Recommended by Physicians. |*J
E Jj Cures whero all ?lsc fails. Pleoaant aiid agreeable to tho Rl
Etß taato. Children lake it without objection. By druggista. CJ
qp^EimSC^lOSHp
"German
Syrup",
J. C. Davis, Rector of St. Jatnea?
Episcopal Church, Eufaula, Ala.:
"My son has been badly afflicted
with a fearful and threatening cough
for several months, and after tryiag
several prescriptions from physicians
which failed to relieve him, he has
been perfectly restored by the use ol
two bottles of Bo-
An Episcopal sehee's German Syr
up. I can recom-
Rector. mend it without
hesitation." Chronic
severe, deep-seated coughs like this
are as severe tests as a remedy can
be subjected to. It is for these long
standing cases that Boschee's Ger
man Syrup is made a specialty.
Many others afflicted as this lad
was, will do well to make a note of
this.
J. F. Arnold, Montevideo, Minn.,
writes: I always use German Syrup
for a Cold on the Lungs. I have
never found an equal to it —far less
a superior. ®
G. G. GREEN. Snlo Man'fr.Woodhury.N.J.
P*TOBIAS
UNEXCELLED!
API'I.IEU EXTERNA lib V
Kon
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Pains in tbß
Limbs, Baci or Chest, Mumps, Sore
Throat, Colds, Sprains, Bruises,
Stings of Insects, Mosquito Bites.
TA li EN INTERN AI.J* Y
It acts like a charm lor Cholera Morbus
Dinrrliirn« Dysentery, Colic, 1 rumps, Nau
sen. Sick Headache. &*c.
Wnrrnntcil perfectly harmless. 'Mpponth
ncconinn ny hip each bottle, also directions
"orSwir HOOT 111 N«; and PENBTHA
TING qnalltles are lelt immediately. Try
il and be convinced.
Price 43 and .jO ceiifs. Sold by all dru?-
g-lsts,
I) I.POT, 4 0 f>l l it K A V ST., NKW YORK
Ask mv ntrents tor \V. I*. Ooujtlos Shoes*
If not tor sale in your place ask your
denier to send for catalogue, secure the
agency, uud tret them lor you.
IT TAKE NO Ht BSTITUTE.-^t*
0i LBS
WHY IS THE
W. L. DOUGLAS
S3 SHOE CENTLEMEN
fHc BEST SHCE IN THE WORLD FOR THE MONEY?
It Is a benmlett shoe, with no tacks or wax thread
to hurt the foot; made of the best. Iluc calf, stylish
and easy, and bemuso tee make more nhoea of thUf
grade than ant/ other manufacturer, it equals hand
sowed shoes coding from &00 to *s.uu.
CIK OOHeiialne Hand-sowed, theflncstcalf
PO-, shoo ever offered for s:uif); equals hreuch
Imported shoes which cost from £H.Oito
00 llnnd-Scwed Welt Shoe, lino calf,
stvllsh. comfortable ami durable. The best
shoo over offered at this price ; sanio K'radc as cus
tom-made shoe* costing from fcii.U) to
50 Police Sit Oft i Farmers. Railroad "***
and Letter Carriers all wear them; tine calx,
seamless, smooth inside, heavy three soles, exten
sion edge. One pair will wear a year.
50 line cnlfj no better shoe ever offered at
this price; one trial will convince thoso
who want a shoe for comfort and service.
v55 and s*£.oo Workluuiiiaa's shoes
are very strong and durable. Those who
have given them* a trial will wear no other make.
D,ivc' uml school shoes aro
DOTS worn I vthe boys every where; theysell
on their merits, as the Increasing sales show.
E Q/UAC $3.00 Iland-Hcwed shoe, befit
kdU Ivb Dongola, very stylish; equalstrcnch
Importe<l shoos costing from &l.w> to
litidles* 4.50, S'i.OO and 81.75 shoe for
BIISSCH are the best fine Dongola. stvllsh and duraole.
Caution,—See that W. L. Douglas' name n<l
nrice are stamped on the bottom of each shoe.
W. 1,. I )UjJ (i LAS, n rock ton. Slass
m I EWIS'9B % LYE
I Powdered and Perfumed.
■uW §0 (PATENTED.)
Strongest and purest l.yo made.
Makes the brut, perfumed Hard
•Soap iniW minutes without boil*
■ggw iny. It is the Ix-stfor softening
water, cleansing waste pipes,
9V disinfecting sinks, closets, wash-
H ing bottles, paints, trees, etc.
II PENNA, SAIT MFG. CO.,
Gen. Agents, i'hila.. Fa.
KANSAS FARMS SS
cood prices. Farm« for sale ai oargalus. List free.
('HAS. It. WOiM.I.KY, tNbornr. Kan.