Ill - . .- ... ,. 1 I, inn- 11 r rim 1-i-iiiiJniHSiMrntrTmriitiWtinTrii iTfiiamr .. i afcninr r i . 4 The whole art op Government consists in ' the art of; being HoNEST.-efferson. - .. - . ' - im " H t ' , , - ' C ... . VOL 9. STRO UDSBURG, xMONROE CppNTXPA.THURSpAX, NpVEMBjER ,23,' 1848.; No. 19 JtT ' J I0 1 mi IH . I H. - IK.- I H 1 K. I H ' I H I M IH IH IB IB ' ...v.- ST - Kl . I IH I H 1 H I I B 111" IH '. VJ IH U IM.,., . . Jab v m - publisltcd by TJicodorc Scliorji. wpi5-Two dollars per annum in advance- Two dollars' TV l.T,rtPr half yearly and if not paid before lhu endof the cam 1 r statre drivers emnlovedbv the nronne PapL,ii,K hnreod 37 1-2 cents, per year, extra. hi 1 ?,r' . .i.unr.nueA until all arrearages are paid, N'M''V pfijjc Editor. ".'rf uvm"e"nents not exceeding one square (sixteen lines hirr three weeks for one dollar, and tventy-fiv 7or ercrv subsequent insertion. The charge for one arid .1C .nleruons the same. A iiberatdiscouut made to early li"4"' 3fn?An letters addressed to the Editor must be postpaid. job pRnvTirv.v.. limn" a ceneral assortment of large, elegant, plain andorna menial Typi "we nre prepared to execute every ,descriptionof . Cards, Circulars, Bill Heads, Notes, I5Ia;ik Receipts JUSTICES, LEGAL AND OTHER BLANKS', PAMPHLETS, &c. Printed with neatness and dcspatch,on reasonable terms AT THE OFFICE OF THE k Jcfferoaian Kepnbltcaii. From the Wilkes-Barre Advocate. Taylor Son?. BY C. I. A. CHAPMAN. Tune Cheer up my lively. Lads." The Locos now are sore perplexe'd v In polking off their Pb-o-olk. , Por all they did for him expect la ended but in smo-o-oke. . Then cheer up, my lively lads ! Run up your flag and nail. her ! Cheer up my lively lads ! , We've elected old Zack Tnylor.. For Oregon, the British roar ... He said he never fe-we.-weared, ,. Hut when he began to smoke'ra var v . To forty-nine he cle-we-wered. Then cheer up, &c. - 'T' A ' better Tariff-man than Clay, Protection he would fi-wi-wix, - Then laughed andsaid he meant to say The Tariff of forty-si-wi-wix. , , ! , Then cheer up, &c. ' ; The 4 mint drops,' without measure,' he Had promised them in ba-wa-wagjT A 4 Constitutional Treasury' " Is nothing but ra-wa-wags. Then cheer up, &c. 1 wu: T):i ti j t XT i "Was a war with Mexico-o-b, But now it makes them blue To pony up the 4 doughVo-o.. Then cheer up, &c. So now they've voted him an ass, The 4 Younger Hickory' we-vey And took another of the the class And added on a C-we-we. Then cheer up, c. This Hero, when the Lion roared, "" On British soil did ju-wu-wump t: And though he never fleshed his sword 1 He ran it in a stu-wu-'wump. fti Then cheer up, &c. And when Old Tip the Savage fought i" ' He was a 1 Granny's' a-wa-watd, I s'pose he tied his petticoat4 ?; And held it when he fle-we-webT " Then cheer up, &C.1' l" 1 ' . it. 0, General ! this will never do , Such trasli is all in raiwa-wain, !' . '." There's no one left to lie you through . -Not even John Ka-wa-wane.-5 Then cheer up, c ' Now here's good-bye to Jimmy K., ) Kikewise to Lewis Ca-wawass . Salt Hiver is not an easy way , . . You'd better take that 4 Pa-wa-wass.' -Then, cheer up, &c. And if a white horse y.ou shouldl'zrieet An old man on his ba-w.a-wack-T -,.- You'd hetter .clear the road 4 a feet' It's no one ,but-OId Za-wa-wach K" . . " Then '-cheer-up, &c.'- ' -- An Ilinois Editor speaking of a bankruntjn hat State, tsavs lhat he broke everv haiik ami Hunaiti-uay mat nas ueen Jn mat taie lor the la&t five Years. Training of Uorses.--Vo ..Make a Horse ollow You. Y.ou may.majcejany horse. All ow you in ten minutes'.:, po to ihe horse, rub jia idee, jaw, and chm. Jeadmn him .about, sav- i. - - e . !'.-. i tig to him, "come alo,,g ; a, constant, lone Js tecessary. Bv takin2 him,awv,from-oersons nd horses jepeat rubbing, leadino sm.l munninr. -w....;v...... luuim an ways, ana,;Keep is attention .by, saying,-"coma a in '," .With UlllPltfnp. Mini him rnu...l II I "ne :norses it Js;mportant to whisper, tp jhem, - n hides the, secret and gendes the horde ; u u,ay U8e awd.yp.u JeaHi;bu:t he cori- ,a(lt III VOlir .tniiH (if; rn.' Pt, ' ..." a.use all Morses to. follhu':tti iJP. , -M1 i - The Wagou 1tfaker' Story While the. army was at Monterey, & volun leer belonging to the Arkansas cavalry, who nau just joitiea nts company, was in possession of a splendid hay charger. One 'mnrniiig he exccpU. , , ' J b w..w whaa him out eXhibiiing his paces, bantering the whole of Mexico in general, and the lookers-on in particular lor a swop. "Come boys, spunk up some oh ye give us a banter, and let s have a trade. AOer-trying some lime unsuccessfully, an old !entlrnian who had been quietly enjoying the fun, siepppd tin and observed Friend, your horse is really a fine one, and as. should like to have him, I will give you a itade" - M'hem's umt my fine fellow ; trot out your nag, and let V see what he s like. The old 'gentleman's horse was sent for, and old Arkansas, after a thorough examination, said-- . "Well, daddy, I like your hoss, and you do mine, give-us ihe difference and its a trade V . 4,How much ?" 4,Foriy tlbllars ! Will you give it f" " No ; ihero is not over twenty dollars be tween them." 44 Look here, my old coon ; you may be a might' fine old chap, and I believe you are, case you are willing for a swop f but you can't fool this child in a hoss trade I've swapped by moonlight aforo now. But I'll tell you what it is give me thirty dollars and it's a bargin." 4 Weil, come lo my tent and get' your money.' 4 Well, go it is. I say, daddy, what are you driving at out herein Mexico trading round 'inorig ihe boys, and all that aort of thing V 'No not exactly, t have been sent out here with the army, to take, care of things, and see ihat; all goes right.' Aye, are, I understand, a kind of bossing things round about.' ; Well, my young friend, what induced you lo volunteer V 4 Well, T ihought I'd like lo look ai the coun try, splurge round awhile, kill a Mexican or so, suop a lmrse now and then, and see old Rough and Read7. In this your tent V 4 Yes, walk in. Thirty dollars I am to pay you, there is the the money.' i 4 O. K, I say daddy, when we trade down our way, we generally clinch it "with a drink. Have you anyihing to lake V 4 Certainly, what will you have ?' j 4 Red Eye ! Ere's luch. Now daddy, as you've been about for some limemay. be you've een Old Zack.' Y es. 4 Then I'm bound to see ihe old hoss ; the bovs all say he is some, and 1 waul" it." What kind of a looking coon is he?' 4 About such a looking man as I am:" 4 What moughi your name be ?' 4 Taylor.' A cousin oi the eineral s ?. ? - 4 No.' . , t,v.K 4 A brother V . .rv - No.J - - .... '"Well ! who are vou V ' I am General Taylor." Look here, old gentleman, you're a mighty clever tId fellow, and know a heap about a hoss, hut you don't know much about human nature, if ybu think to crowd down me. 1 an t green and it?s no go. Day, day, idaddy, you can't come. On returning to his comrades, the first inquiry was'. - . ? 'Well, how did you get along with the Gen eral ?' . - , . . General ! what General V ,: Why. General Tayl or. 4Come boys, come now, dont he fooling. Was that Old Rough and Ready V 1 4 Well; he told me so : but I did not believe him; lie was'so friendly like. 1 said a heap to him that 1 would not have done; had 1 known who he was. But I'll go and 'pologize and make it right. He proceeded to the General's tent, saluted him, and commeced Gineral, I've to 'pologize to you, being as how I didn't know who you were. If I said any thing" improper, or too familiar like, and gave offence, I hope you II forgive rrie. ; "''No 'offence, my frijend, I have nothing to forgive. If'you dfe satisfied lam. Good morn- On returning to his companions, he said 4 Well, boys, I did it ; he said there was no offence', and gave me a shake of his honest old hand. Hurrah for Old Zack. He's clear grit, knows all about a hoss and a heap about human natur. -r Harricanein Cuba. A terrible storm com menced in Cuba on the 3d of Ocfober, and con tinued four days. The wind blew with great vio lence, the rain fell in a deluge, sod thick clouds obscured "the light of, the sun, -suspending a busiriVss'in the towns; and puttinc!a atop to a- jtcultufaHabor in the 'country, 3 r A Warm Reception. Rusijcus wrote letter to his lovi 5 tyth- ,-.A3dedii! full of w;arra andel,d'esirV ipu. i.:- .u c... r Froth thh EaslbfiWhigr,arid Journal. Mr. Htrich will confer a favor by publish ing the following extract from a JSoldier's Note Book. General Scott's. Kindness to his Old Soldiers. Our departed friend Maj. Samuel Horn whilst1 in the city of Mexico, often expressed his de sire (o see arid have some conversation with hjs brave ffcader, under whorfl he frtught.su gal lantly in the last war with Great Brittan. Ac cordingly upon repeated, assurances of kind re ception from some of His officers; the major was induced id call upon the General. Born accordingly presented himself at the quarters of the General rigged out in his best, as neat and clean as a new pm, highly elated with ihe idea of seeing his idol commander. 1 he guard on post required his, pass ; Sam. told hun.he had no pass, but merely wished to see ihe-Gen eral. The sentry informed him that that was contrary to his instructions. He was not to ad mit any one but those who had business with the General, and he could notx allow him (b en ter ihe gate. But the Major persisted, dud de- blared he would nut be put off in such a man ner ; he would see the General in spite of all the guards in. Mexico--he had come with lhat intention and see him he was determined The Sergeant came out, having heard the contro versy, to ascertain the cause, and attempted to coax ihe major off, but to no purpdsb.. Mean while the General, who was up stairs immedi ately above the entrance, had been a silent witness to the whble proceeding ; stepped o the back door and called the Sorgent to ascer tain the cause of ihe disturbance, arid on being informed ihat it was an old Soldier who had served in Canada under him, immediately or dered our old friend into his presence, where after having shaken the old man cordially by the hand, he led him to a seat on ihe sofa and. sat down by his side and chatted for over an hour with the major about old ijmes. During this time several officers called ; ihe General begged to be excused attending lo them as he was engaged. Upon leaving he put his hand into his pocket and presented the Major with an eagle, and bid him call frequently to see him, which permission our departed friend, however, never made use of. Such treatment of soldiers, so far beneath him, has endeared General Scott o all who have had the honor lo be under him. F rom the New York Police Gazette A Rich Beggar the way the Yankees are.Jleeced his description-'. look ouljorhim. Hamilton, Upper Canada, June 30, 184S. Messrs. Camp & Wilkes : Gentleman: I am going to give you an account of a teal im positor in the shape of an Irishman in this city, who has made himself rich by begging among you Yankees. He came here about ten yearB ago, blind and poor; a boy led him from door to door, begging for cold victuals in fact any thing you had a mind to give him in the way of food or clothing; he soon found put that the Can adians began to get tired of his visits, and after being here about two years, he took a trip lo the States to try his fortune. Ho there repre sented himself to be the father of eight or ten -children, an emigrant, and destitute of every thing to make himself and family comloriable s and he succeeded beyond all his expectations. He returned after an absence of a-year; not only with good clothing, but gold arid sjverv He deposited his goods with his wife, who com menced a clothing shop, and he then started off again and went in another direction, south ; he returned with bctterluck than before, and bought a corner lot of land, built a frame house and paid for it.. Not satisfied. he started again, and i . At r. - ot rth '". -..'a rn ! wem iu new unciius, oi. .uuuin, aim i exa, and returned in about a year ; he then com- worked away at it as fong as the money would last; and when expended; would start again on a begging lour through ihe United Stales. He at last finished the two-story brick house, and his rents are now about four hundred dollars per year. A tinsmith called on him the other day, for- a small claim, for tinning, the roof of his new house, and he was. surprised; to find his wife sealed in a parlor, carpeted, with, sofas and a beautiful organ, with which' she played him a tune. On presenting his account, she told him he must wait until the return of her hus band, as he was on a begging tour in the Steles, apd she was looking for. him every day, as ho had written to her that he had good Juck, and would be able to pay all the liule odds and ends due upon ihe brick building, for. he had, the dimes in his pocket. NoWj Mr. Editors, I would like to know if this impostor sho.uiji go through the "world unwhipped of justice,, t;Thia, man's name is. ' Haley ; he. is short and thick sei. generally wears a white hat, green 'goggles, or semeiimes specks, black hair, snd-.raiher pale complexion, i v v-;JOHN BULL. Anextraordinary circuiriHtanrBi happnned during he laie, hurri.caiije-iuiheilslandlnfi Anii- gua. The house of an overseer on one of ihe plantations was raised up into the air and after with a few slight connion?1Ci fleing carried about 80 feet waS turned upside dbwUi before i; came tO'ihbro'uul a-nfother. With 'her 'child whb wWinat tfiWiscil Mrs. General Taylor and Daughter. At a late ballj at East Pascagoula; General Tay lorj his lady and daughter,and Major Bliss, were present Of them & correspondent of the Mobile Herald writes as follows V4 Mrs. Gen. T- Dress plain and in good taste; manners dignified and easy, cbUntenatfce' rather stern, but it may be the consequence- of ' military association. Eersontall andt commanding, -de-meanor retiring, with. no' palpable predilection for high station ; .and, judging from appearances, one -would suppose the White House offers no pecu liar attractions to MrsJ Gen. T., and if her 4 liege lord' would listen to her sage and well-considered counsel, it is not unlikely he would be content to remain as Gen. T. - - - "Miss Betty T: -Dress, rich white muslin very handsome and becoming, and in character. Miss T. is of the right stature not too full and not too short; figure round and symmetrical. Her complexion is almost so pure as to seem transpa rent ; face in repose; slfghtly "tinged with a pen sive cast; countenance open and intelligent, and, under the magic .of one of her sweet smiles, is most bewitching. Manner easy and graceful, motion light and elarstic? corivers'atldri sprightly and unembarrassed. With much beauty, her strength is that of the heart, and her heroism that of the affections. Such a lady deserves a Bliss ful life. 44 General Z. Taylor was present at the ball, in undress military, and remained until a seasonable hour. It was not his fault if he did not make him self agreeable to the ladie3 and gentleman. " As well as I could determine, he bore himself gallant ly "through the actions, and 'retired under colors flying 44 Colonel Bliss, I take it, is not much of a la dies' man. He is but seldom' seen m the parlor, and, I bellevej did not honor the ball with his ap pearance. He is an inlelfectual-looking man, a- bout crdsswig the meridian, of life, attentive lo his duties, as adjutant; and his correspondence, as pri vate secretary. He is apt arid diplomatic in epis- tplary correspondence as any man in the country. and, for his eminent success, has aeduired a well v deserved reputation." Of General Twiggs, who was also present, the same writer says: "There stood the gallant Twiggs the Kleber oft the American army his white locks streamfner in the breeze, but white not from age, but,, perhaps, from the effects of early piety. ' The Mother's Lestion. A mother, sitting tu her parlor, oveiherd her child, whom a sisier was dressing, say repeat edly, "No, I don't want to say my prayers." 4Mother,' said the child, appearing at the parlor- door, 4Gbod morning, my child.' . t4I am going to get my breakfast." . 4Stop a miuute, I want you to come and see me first.' The mother laid down her work in the next chajs the boy ran towards her.. She took himPup. He kneeled in'her lap, and laid his lace down upon her shoulder', his cheek agams her ear. The moihef rocked her chair slowly backward and forward- 4Are you pretty well this morning V said she, in a kind and gentle tone.' 4Yes, mother, I ain-very well.'- 1 1 I T "i am very giaa yoUTare . well. 1 am very well, loo; and, when I walced up ihis.moniing and found that I Was well, 1 thanked God for taking care of me.' 4Did you V said ihe boy in a low tone half a whisper. He paused after it conscience . . ' ' t was at its worn. - 'Did you ever feel my pulse V asked his mother, after a minute of silence, at'the same time laking ihe boy down "and selling him in her .lap, and placing his firigers on her wrist. 'No, but I have felt mine.' ; - - 4Well, don't you feel mine now--how it goes beating?' , -p .. ;, , 4Yes,' said the child, ... : -4Ifjl should . stop beating, 1 should die.' 4Shnid you v: ",::::i'. i-.T f 'Ye,, LcanVkcep . it beajing , v,,--Who can? . " T" God !' A silence; 4 Yoti have a pulse top, which beats here in your' bosom, in your aim, and ail over you, and 1 cannot keep it beating, nor can you ; who could ?' 4I don't know, said the child, wiih a look of a.nxjpiy, and another pause endued.4 4So when I wxiked this momingLihought I'd ask ,God lo take care of nje and alhbf usV' 'Did you ask, him lo-taket.care of me 1' No'.' ' , , , . Why not ?: ; , , , Because I ihought ybu would ask him your- A rong paose'ehsuydlh deep and thought ful expression of 'his 'countenance showed ihat Jlis 'heart wat teachedr : . 1 - 4Dtin't you thtuk ybu ?had betier tf&khim ui i urea, in nis simple ana 9.ri?ApJl.luguage,sa prayer for the protection of Heaven. utTakiag ttfeMis8ssiIpi.', While Mr.' Sam. Stbckwell, the ani, now engaged on the great panorama of the Missis sippi" was one afternoon slowly-fld?tiMgl tin w n the river in his 'boot, a very uncomfortable shower carfle pattering down, at ih'emn'meni he was about dropping anchor to skewlhtliH picturesque establishment of a squatter. He hes- swung around in the stream. 44 Yot ish you going to pjclur' him mit dertafh!'' inquired, his. German ;boalman.-. ; ?, l -A 0 " No," says, Sam, 44 but I'm going to pictur' hi-n mit the pencil. We. are now about at. the right spot to take a good view of that odd looking ,cab--in, and if we go on we will lose it. So hauUout the old umbrella, and I- will try a sketch; ?er haps'by'the timevvVfinish bur view, the prbietur1 will invite us to take some buttermilk with him." 'This old umbrella had, by certain violbnt dtTfi cussions received on the trip, become' quttd'a' curiosity-. One half of the whalebones were gohe, and, when it was hoisted, it hUng like a'wo-be- gone sortlbrero over its owner. The pitching "of it carelessly into"the boat on sundry occasions, ill-shaped sky-lights in its roof; and takerWltb- gether, irwas the sorriest apology for shelter ever stretched over a sovereign citizen of the- great United States. Sam, however, worked -away ;be neath the "gingham," until he finished his sketch. All this lime an trffluent from the top of his'ebne- like "covering poured a flood of dark tinged water through one of the holes, and down his heck.'-i- His German watched this stream' with intense in terest, as if calculating how mdeh the artist's clothes would hold before ihey would leak; Wjfen he had finished, George, the German, broke forfhr in admiration. 44 Veil, for a little mans, you " soaks more VateV den everI sees pefore. It vill take you vbh8veVk to pe so nice and dry as ve ves shust" now. " ; Just theh a voice from shore hailed them. ' ' 41 Look ur, you, with that awful ugly hat ; what in thunder areybu sittin' out thar in the rain for? Who", are you ? What are you qoin' to do I" ' 1 44 1 am going to canvass the Mississippi'," safcl Sa"m: ' - -v . - 51 ' V- - . :V 44 You're ah electioncerer ar1 ybu 1" inquired the squatter. 44iVo, not exactly," said Sam, 44 except inlt 3iriall Way fdr my own individual benefit. Iaiti going to 44 take-the river." r 4 Whar ar you goin'r to takerit to ?"; inquireS the squatter. , 44 All round the country,"' said Sara, " and over to England:-; ' i:,-M.'r - 44 Well afore you Idn do that, youll hev loglt an awful big tub, and sot yourself at the mouth.ttr draw it off." - " " " : - 44 Oh, no," says Sam, I am drawing it off now:1 The squatter looked up and down the shore" two or three times, and then shouted baok v ' 44 1 don't see as it gits much lower your suck in'.machine draws it off dreadful slow." "I am painting lh Mississippi, my friend,1' an swered the artist. v ' y 44 Hev ybu got my cabin chafked "do wn r'fhen quired. 44 Yes," answered Sam, 44 and you.' too." "Good, by thunder!" said the squatter. 44Wheri you show me them Inglish failarsl jest tell' ,'erri I'm a Mississippi screamer. I kin hoe more corn in a day than any Yankee machine ever invented, and when I' hit anythin,' frbrri a bullock . down to humih'natur, they gine'rally think lightnin'ls coni- ' 44 Are ybu a TayloFmafi ' inquired' Sam, . 44 No, by thunder, says he. 44 b'b you go in for bass, then !n 'inquired Sam. " Well, T calculate not, stranger," shouted he. 44 What ! do y.ou -supjort-Yan- Buren ln contjn ed the artist. "- 1 . r " 44 No Sir," shouted the the scrertrtibr; I sups:port Betsey and 'the children,- and it's d d'tighl screwin' to get along with therfr, with corn ar or? ly twenty-five cents, a busheDJj " 44 Good bye, slick toTJetsey and the children." said Sani ; "'tliey are the best candidates ,out,)' and rafsfrig anchor he floated off. As. he spe4 on ward the squatter's voice reached him once more, and its burthen was. '' " . 44 Hurrah for Ginetat. Jackson the ' old Missis sippi, and rhe.and BetscyrlSh'Unih Reveille. Humap Life Estimated, by 'Pulsati6n.-'Aifrtf genious author asserts that the lengih5of a marts lifemaybreiestimated by the nuriiber -of pulsa- iionsheihasrStfen'gih to perform. ThuValfowi ihg seventy years for the common age of "rifan, and,8xy pulses in a minute for a ieinper;atei; flrsPASfl'hn number1 of puIsatitMiin 'his w hole life would timouni to 2 6T$WjQ00 'but ifby nimpjMijciehe foresJiishUip intoa IrJOre "PklUPH" f "-M1 8ivaareiiffTfiveipulse5 inminaMihe,; uinberM"'ofuses- wonldsK3 completed Jn fifty years, consequently hisHfeV would be reduced fourteen years. t ? i ii 4 9 4
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