; Two oU Kind. am 1 Sam ! Sam 1 "Where the denes Is that fellow ?" I bad rang the boil ua'il I iraa tired and out of patience, and then called for him until I was out of breath, and till he did not come. If you want to know who I am allow me to inform you that my name is George II. Boomerang, better known In Farzedona, where I reside, as Capt. Boomerang, late of the army. I am a man of considerable wealth, own the finest house in town, and keep, or did keep, a man by the name of Sam, whose duty it was to brush my clothes hat and boots, and adjust njy leg. I refer to a wooden le:r. The orig inal leg ran against a cannon-ball dur ing our late unpleasantness, a ad I have neveiraoen it 6ince. Well, it was Sam's duty to take that wooden log off at night tad to be l band again in the morning to put it on before I got out of bed, and now you know why I was yelling "Sam I Sam I Sain!" And when I inform you that this was the morning of my wed ding day perhaps you can imagine how anxious I was to get on to my legs as soon as possible. Yes; I was tLe lucky fellow that had walked into the atl'ectious on a wooden leg, too of the handsomest girl in Farzedona, and was that day to lead her to the altar. But I must "get my leg on first, and as Sara wouldn't or couldn't come I rolled out of bed and went hopping around on one foot to find it. Well, Samuel didn't come, but my housekeeper, Mrs. Brown, did. "Mrs. Brown," I cried, "where is Sam?" She answered me through the key hole of the door. "He lift the house last night about eleven o'clock took his trunk with him, and said he was going to leave town by the midnight train." "(Jone! Why didn't you tell me?" "He said you knew all about it." "Why, confound it, womuu, I didn't know anything about it I Further more, ma'am, the scamp has carried off my leg, and '-ft oue in place of it which is certainly a foot and a half too short." "Oh, what will yo do?'' "That's just what I should like to know, ma'am," eaic" staring fixedly at the leg. "And it's your wedding day," e aid he. "Which is just what makes this little difficulty of mine Intensely interesting," aid I. "Oh, isn't there some way for you to surmount the dURculty?" "I can surmount a pair of crutches," aid I; "but hang it, ma'am, I dou't want to be married on crutches:" "It's awful to think of," cried Mr. Brown. And then I heard her leave 'he door and go slowly downstairs. "To be married at 2 o'clock, in church, and only a leg and a half to stand on!" I groaned. "Oh, Samuel! Sam! I don't see how you could have had the heart to do it." I couldn't undcrstaud it at first. I had always used Sam well, paid him good wages, and he had seemed per fectly coutented with the situation, and served me faithfully until now. Suddenly an idea struck me, und the whole cause of Sum's perfidy was re rcaled to me. "By heavens, it is Slympkins!" I yelled. " Slympkins is the cause of all my woe. lie bribed Sam to steal my leg, on this, my wedding day, and leave his insufficient prop iu place of It." Now, it is rery natural to suppose that the reader would like to kitow who Slympkins is, and if he will only be patient I will endeavor to enlighten him. Jim Slympkins is or was my riva. He is about my own age (thirty-two), and is the only 6ou of his father, who, by the way, is the most wealthy gen tleman in Farzedona. Consequently, Jim doesn't do anything but smoke cigars, drive about town behind hi3 splendid grays, and devote himself to the ladies generally. Unfortunately for Slympkins, his choice happened to be mine also; and when he concentrated his affections, I did the same, and before he had an op portunity to offer his heart, I laid mine at her feet, and she accepted it and gave me bers in return. Yes, I had won her, and poor Slymp klni was fairly wild with rage.' Hu had eworn to be revenged, but I laughed at his threats. You see, 1 didn't know then how he was going Ui be revewr " I saw it now very distinctly, on tii the morning of my wedding day, and 1 rocked myself to and fro in my chair and groaned, and bedewed that short wooden leg with my tears; and I said to myself, Id my rage towards Slymp kins, that I would enforce the old Mosaic law, and take an eye for an ye, a tooth for a tooth, and a leg for leg. 1 was seated at the breakfast tablt sipping my coffee half an hour after wards when Mrs. Brown came ru hing in, crying: "Oh, Captain, I know all about it." "What the leg?" 'Yes, I think so. My daughter Eliza says sbe saw Mr. Slympkins give Sam some money last night." "Yes, I kuew it was Slympkins." "More than that, Sam was married last night to Miss Seymour's maid, : and they went off together by the 12 ( o'clock train." "But, my dear wnmnn," said I. "I don't care anything about whom he has ' marrid, or where he has gone. The i question is, lias he carried ruv leg with him ?" "Why, I'm sure I don't know." "Well, that is just what I want to know, ma'am. This isn't a time for trifling. You muft remember that I'm to be married to-day; and, by Jove, I waut my leg!" "Why don't you ask Mr. Slympkins for it?" "Yes, and be laughed at. 2o, I don't intend to let him know anything about the trouble he has caused me. Be sides, 1 don't believe he has got it." "But what are vou iroinx to do?" "Why, just as soon as I finish my breakfast I shall go to Mr. Seymour's ; and tell him of the perfidy of my servant (and I shall take that leg to prove my statement), and unless he objects very strongly I shall insist upon being married upon crutches, rather than o have the wedding postponed. That would please Slympkius too much. It's what he expects; but I'll dis appoint him, by Jove!" Then I finished my coffee; and going to my chamber I took the ownerless leg, and wrapping it up in paper I came down, and ordering my carriage, rode out to Mr. Seymour' residence. The old gentlemau met me at the door, lie took no notice of my crutches. With averted face, he bade me good morning, and led me into tLe parlor. "I'm sorry, Capt. Boomerang, rery sorry, but the wedding will have to be postponed." What! not on my account I hope?" for, yon see, I thought he had already heard of my loss. "Amelia is" "What I my dear Amelia I Oh, Lai anvthing happened to her? ' Is sht ill?" "It's nothing serious, my dear Cap tain." "Butsheis ill? Oh, whe? she? Let me go to her I Do let me see her I " "She's in her boudoir. Go; perhaps you can comfort her." I did go. I burst in the room and found her lyiug on the sofa in tears. I rushed forward to clasp her in my arms, but recoiled in surprise and amazement when I saw upon the chair in front of the lounge upon which she was lying, my "Great heavens, Amelia, where did you get my leg?" for, you see, I recog nized the limb instantly. "The le Oh, George Henry, 1 I can never be your wife I" she sobbed, fixing her liquid orbs upon the limb before her. "But where did you get my leg?" I leiterated, at the same time unfolding the paper from the short one that I had brousrht with me. "Where did you get mine?" she screamed, hopping up from the lounge and clutching the limb that I still held in my hand. "Yours?'' I gasped "Mine!" "Oh, this is too much!" I sighed, sinking into a chair. Amelia sat down, too, and for about two minutes we gazed into one an other's faces without speaking a word. At last I spoke. "Oh, Amelia, Slympkins has played a cruel joke upon us I He bribed your maid and my man to change these limbs." "Yes, and now" "But luckily we have found it out iu season, and now the wedding can go on as if nothing had happened." "What! would you marry me now?" "2fow!" I cried, clasping her to my breast, "I'd marry you if you hadn't leg to stand upon." Then I kissed the dear creature, while she laid her beautiful head upon my breast and cried for joy. In conclusion, I am happy to inform the reader that the wedding took place at piv.cisely 2 o'clock that day. Slymp kins was not there, and I haven't seeu him since; but when I do see him ' well, I'll write you about it. THE WONDERFUL GRAPH. KIXETO- Mr. Edison's latest invention, th kiiietogrsph, from the Gree k words, kincfo, movable, and graphe, writ ing, and meaning, therefore, an instrn meut that v.rites or pictures motioo, combined with the phonograph, furn ishes a striking example of the marvel Ions and seetuioply supernatural effect that can be produced by the ingenious use of th- simple powers and forcei that nature has placed at onr disposal. Ev ry one knows how a phonograph repeats the words and musical soundt that have been pronounced or sung in its presence. The kinetograph is jusl aa simple. It consists of a photographic cnmeri so err anged that a strip of gelatine, whiou has been prepared so that photo graphs cen be tiken upon it, is made re pass over rollers behind a lens to w hict is attached a shutter capable of making forty-hix successive exposures in ont second. If tjen the lens is focus d upon t stage containing a company of aotors it produces npon th gelatine strip series of photographs of the actors, each suecefsiee picture being separated by an interal of only one forty-sixth of a second. Suppose that an actor has just raised his arm to make a gesture when the J kinetograph is turned upon the stage;' if the t-eHinre occupies one second forty-six photopraphs will be produced, snowing the actor's arm in just so mnny successive positions, a ,d the intervale are so s iort that if the forty-six pict ures are tLn caused to pas in quic succession before your eyes the a tor'i Kesture w ill be reproduced as if the liv ing man were ac ually swinging his arm in yonr presence. I The rineiple t mployed is the sarnt' aa that of the optical toy cal ed the zoetro e. At the same time a phonograph, combined with the kinetograph, re cords the words spoken by the aotors wh lc they are making the motions thai haTe been photographed. It is only uec fsary then to cause the series ol phot graphs to pass at a regulated speed through a magic lantern in ordei to present up-n a screen not onlr a picture of tLe stage ana the actors, fmt aetnally to show the latter mnvins aboi.t, smiling, frowning and gesticu lating, just as tl ey did in the real play, while at the same time the phonograpu repeals the words that ther ntwred. A, represents the funnel; B, tht Bhonogrsph; C, the kinetograph, and , the electric battery. This invent on bus not yet been en tirely perfected, but a working model of it has been exhibited by Mr. Fdison, showing that the machine will certain ly do the things we have described. What woul.i the old story-tellers ol the AiabTi.n Niehts, with their magic perspective glasses and enchanted car pets, t-a if they could pay ns a vi-it an ) btbo'd in the broad daylight ol this jrnc'iral age these astonishing products of Yankee ingenuity? A Well-paia Play Writer. All so ts of fabulous sums hart beeu stated as Bronson Howard's in conm from " Slicnandoah," but it is gencrally understood to b3 about two thousand five hundred dollars a month at present- This, with from three to five hundred more from " The Henri etta," and odd trifles from his half dozen other popular plays, ought to p-.it heart in the aspiring American dramatist. But Mr. Howard has served a long and arduous apprentice ship. Rather Comprehensive. A Npw Vnrlr fonrplar 1-Ai.of veA following business card a few davi' asro: "Georgo D. Parks, Farmer, Merchant, Jeweler, Schoolmaster, ' Musician, etc P. S.-All questions answered with truthfulness aud dis patch.' Misa Mtka iIakeb, whose pitted sis ter Joanna has for several years been Professor of Greek in Simpson College, Iowa, has shown herself possessed oi tr family talent for acquisition in langnages and belle letter. Miss Myra has just been appointed Pro feaior of Modern Languages in ?apa College, Nava City, California. 1 be angler first lies in watt for hit catch, and them lies In weight of bis catch. j IXOWF.R GAB PEN. WOBE FOB SCTTrMEEB. itow in the pleasant fall weather ar range beds of i crbuceous plants. Boots can be divided without injury and will generally reQult in greater tnriftii.es. Prepare a place in the cellar lor ten der plants snoh as tritomas, aoaania and the like, or a pit my be made in a sheltered sanation by removing the earth to the depth of two feet or more, placing over it a cold frame and sash; these may be covered with boards or matting when necessary aod should be occasioully open for air in fine weather. Beds of croeus and hyacinths should be covered with leaves or st aw. It is sufficient with some of the more hardy to cover villi a lit le light straw or a few evergreen boughs. Save all the trimming of the evergreen trees for this purpose. It is best to prepare a new lawn in September, sowing abont four buxhel to the acre of any goo I lawn grass mix ture. Be sure to have in ir a small Jroportiun of the sweet vernal grave, f the 8' il is heivy give it a top dress ing of manure after sowing and when the grass is up iane off a port on. Have it all ready for the autnmn rains and if all the von litioLs are favorable, there will be a good lawn by the fol lowing summer. Some garden seeds should be sown in the fall so to hxve an early st irt in the spring; larkspurs, swo t alyssnm, clark la and candytuft are good ex amples. J'ortalaccus, too, and peren nial poppies. rocke and nemopio Is also. All reeds of bienninls and peren nials should be sewn early enougu to produce strong young plums ID autumn. Hyacinths, tulips and the like must be planted in auiau.n if a Cne show of flowers in spring is desired. A gay crocus bed iu bloom just s the enow is gone is very beaut till a id iu unlet to huve one li is ne ersTy that the bulbs be planted in autumn. With httle tip nbe and tronW- w can nave cur own windows giy with plants all winter, and no one can fail with a few con.mon plants. Try a lea rose, a rose geiamum, a carnation and a heliotrope, at Uat. A pot of mignon ette from the garden I ed from seedi bowu in September, will ci si very llttlt in comi arison wth tiio pleasure it will give. Fut a cut in ; of imstrirtium iu a jar and see how ln it will bloom fm your pleasn e; a box of panties on tat window Bill will iieiitfi t the c lidreu, ani the ten weeks stock wdl lilussoic finely all w ntr and carry the old folk back to the days of their youth, nher they bloomed in the gardens 0 jUDg ago. Winter is I ke Bdversity and on mutt be pr pared to n.eet it. There it no reason u by our homes should bt gloomy within, even if "December duvs are dark and ure ir. Ve have received from Messrs. Ell wanper and Harry 'heir ca aloUe ol pot-grown and 1 yer et raw berries with IiBt ol bulbous p ants for full planting. This It tits book t.ives a full tieM-riptioc of ther epccialti s in urn w I ernes, with illustrations and djieciiuus Ivt 1 1 . V1 v. -4BCISSUS rOETICTS. cultivation. We notice especially the attractive picture of their new "Paiker Earle" strawberry taVen from a photo graph of a well-(.rown plant from theit garden. The c.italojjtie of flowers eru-braot-s all varieties of bulbous pluntt sui able for fall pbmtui r wth some herbaceous plants ai:d list of tea rosee for winter bloom nj, sent free to any one on applic ation. This firm cele brated in rS9u the fiftieth annive-siiry of the estab ehu.ent ol. the Mount EI opt nurseries, their large business and ex tensile grounds imiic atii g a half-ceo tury of unusual prosperity. BONE! rtAXTS. A pleasant employment for womet is the keeping ol bees. It is closolv allied to hoitienltnre and may be pur sued in onnection with fiat industry. One should plant or b i near pleutv ol honey proilnciag plan's and flowers Poplar and 1 Dilcu nu.l locnst tre furni-h firie honey a so a f. e d of buck wheat, though some claim tbnt honey made from buckwheat is too strong iu flavor. The most beauti'nl honey it tut de from the orange blossom, clem and sweet and white, while possibly the association lends an added Cham or flavor. A correspondent of the PraoH.a Farmer ffers a word of advice in favoi of the alsika cloier- One of the mos' profitable honey producing plints t ha ft farim r can produoe is beyond al doubt the ul.-ike clover. This not on! is a good and rich honey producing plant, but at the same time will atloro an excellent pasture, is a goo.i foragi crop, an makes good, sweet bay tna' is relished by cows. Th:s p ant thrive! most probtably when r.wn in oui locabty in the middle of Miirch, mixec in the following proportions: Timothy, red clover aud alsike clover, equal purit of each. By na nre ti e alsike ciovei has a teudencv to fa 1 or crawl upon the ground if not supported by soni Other growing plants. But when sown as above mentioned, the timothy and red clover will d to support the ahdke, and his will a'o be of benefit to the alsike, wuicb will grow as t ill aa the red clover. For hoi.ej plant this clover will not do much blooming the first year, but will maKeexo-llentf rage for bees the second and th rd years. A person should sow a peck as abovs TBrirpET y ABcissrs. described each year, and 'hey will firjfl that they have an excellent meadow, bee pasture, fine fie d for hay, excel lent pasture for stock or a good, green fertilizer, a treasure in once seeding. This plant I consider as the finest honey plant t! at we can produce with ' any degree cf profit, tor it will be seen ' that this can be utilized in many ways. and is not exhaustive to the soil. The honey of the alsike is sweet and as clear aa a crystal of io-, and almost as transparent when in the o- mi, aod in Say opinion can not be exoelled by either poplar or linden, OARDEV KABCISSU3 CS DAJTOOTXS. liter ara many varieties of these ml! beautiful and fragrant flowers, called also jonquils. The trumpet narcissus is one of the handsomest and may be ob tained in white with golden trumpet or vice versa. Sometimes they are primrose color witn clear yellow tram pet. The large double daffodils in white and yellow are very pleasing, while the polyanthus narcissus has sweet-scented flowers borne in clusters on a single s em. These last are not hardy in this climate, but are admirably adapted for bouse culture and for forcing. To this idass belongs the much admired Chinese narcissus. The Poet's Narcissus is of them all most picas ng; it emits a most exquis ite perfume und carries a golden crown ed-ed with pink in the centre of a large flower of ivory whiteness gently drooping over. This flower has inspired the poet's song and the old fuble of Narcissus whs supposed by Keats to have originated in the funov of a poet. He asks: "What Orst inpired a Dard of oil to sin?, .Karcffus putlog- oVr lbd untainted pring?" aet e.v adml. trig- the flower, wrt'ea, 1'arel-sus. the fairest among t&em all' Who trttze on their eyt-s In tle utream's reoess, T1U they die of their own dear loveliness." For planting in the open ground in clusters, nothing can be prettier; they delight in moisture and shade and the bulbs should be occasionally separated to insure profuse and showy bloom. A slight protection through the winter is also beneficial. They keep in perfect condition as cut flowers for a long time and nothing can be prettier than a large bonqut t of these elegant flowers set off with their own narrow leaves, in a clear f lass vase or pitcher. They will scent the rooms for a week. They should be set out in the Fall in good rich ground and will need little cultivation except to keep the ground free from weeds. We are indebted to Messrs. EU wanger aud liarry, of Rochester, N. Y., for onr illustrations of these beantifu flowers. The Japa aa Imitators. 'When I was in Tokio." said a Chi cugoun who recently returned from a trip to Japan, I was much impressed by the imltativo art of the Japanese, though a discovery I accidentally made. I was walking through one of the streets and noticed In a shop window several cuns of Armour's canned beef. There was nothing so very strange in that, but oil making inquiries I learned that that particular beef had been put up la Jupan. That's w here the Imita tion camo in. Some 5'ears ago Ar mour's product found its way out there, und afttr using it a while the Japs thought they could can beef also. And so Ihe.y did. Armour's beef pack has been imitated down even to the label, to such a degree that it is difficult to detect the difference. I heard of an other instance. Several years ago a certain glass product made In Germany was sold extensively in Japan. Through government officials an inno cent request was made to Ihe German manufacturers to allow three or foul Japaneso workmen in their factory. The request was granted. The arti sans spent a year or two in Germany, and to-day Janpan is selling the samt article to the Germans at much les cost than they can produco it. Thos obliging Germans have had their busi ness ruined, and their factories hav long since stopped running." Some People Never Leant. It is sui-p'riiing how somo people wi, continue to use things in daily life without any attempt to learn how pro erly to use them. Thero is. for in stance, the man who can never lcarr how to sharpen his razor, tho womnr who winds her watch tho wrong way. the people who do not know that tht tlrue of stalling the principal trains on the different railroads and the lime ol closing the mails is advertised in th newspapers, the people who blow out the gas. the folks who jump the wrong way from a moving car, tho unfortun ates who are always getting left ot suffering injury or losing property be causo of unfamiliarlty with things they uht to know. Even ,i girl who realizes how thor . uglily wicked it would be for her to dirt, cannot b Ip feeling a little flattered y admiring glances from that horrid v ung man acioss the wy Tiiereople o' Thesialy, Greece, were jhe first to break boi sea for service in var. and their proficiency ts equeiit r ans probably Cist pave rise to the an ient myth that their country was orl innlly inhabited by centaurs, fabulous reatures supposad to be half horse and alf man. An electric car In Pt. Pau Minn., while pas-dug the end of a bridge la a h-avy n n recently, wnsaiuck tiy light ning The car was set on fire mid the Machinery rendered useless. .Not one of the passengers was Injuie 1. Bavaboise au Chocolat. Allow half a t'int of milk, two lumps of sugar, and one cgs for every two guests, found to a powder two or three sticks of vanilla chocolate, and put it into about two pi ts aud a half of mi k, und just let it iKil up. Now put in the sugar to melt n the hot milk (the amount must de. pen it on the chocolate), and meauwhile l ut five whole eggs (breaking each nepara.ely to insure its freshness) into a i aain. p. nr on to tin in the milk, stir ring ail the time; run it all through a sieve into a mould, or into severa small ores, and cook these au bain marie for a quarter of an honr or twenty minutes or until, on testing it with a clean sitllnrer f wood, the cream censes to cling to it Stand the mould on ice to get thoroughly cold. The eienrus are moro delicate if the proportion of yolks of egg tothe whites l.-i increased; but they must be Cooked longer, and require great care in turn ing rut, as they are more apt to break. "Angus Flower How does he feel ? He feels cranky, and is constantly experi menting, dieting himself, adopting strange notions, and changing the cooking, the dishes, the hours, and manner of his eatinrx August Flower the Remedy. How doe3 he feel ? lie feels nt times a gnawing, voracious, insati able appetite, wholly unaccountable, Unnatural and unhealthv. A u cruet Flower the Remedy. HOW d063 he feel ? TT feel nn desire to go to the table and a grumbling, fault-finding, over-nicety about what is set before him when he is there August Flower the Remedy. How does he feel ? K ru after a spell of this abnormal appe tite an utter abhorrence, loathing, and detestation of food; as if a mouthful would kill him- August Flower the Remedy. How does he feel?H has ir regular bowels and peculiar stools August Flower the Remedy. tort Ann , There's dangtr in a ooitgh more than ever w hen your blood is "bad." It makes things easy for Consumption. But there's a cure for it in Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. A posi tive cure not only for Weak Lungs, Spitting of Blood, Bron chitis, Asthma and all lingering Coughs, but for Consumption itself in all its earlier stages. It's rea sonable. All these diseases depend on tainted blood. Consumption is 6imply Lung-scrofula. And. for every form cf scrofula and blood taint, the "Discovery" is a certain remedy. It's 60 certain, that its makers guarantee it to benefit or cure, in everv case, or the money is refunded. With a medicine that m certain, this can be done. There's a cure for Catarrh, too, no matter what you've been led to believe. If there isn't, in your case, you'll get 500 cash. It's a bona fide offer that's made by the pro prietors of Dr. Sago's Catarrh Remedy. There's rik in it, to be sure, but they are willing to take the risk you ought to be glad to take the medicine. I'ESTED RECIPES. EBOIT.ED TOMATOES. Cut some very firm tomatoes in two, but do not pare them, l'ut them in a wire broiler and pour over each cut surface a little melted but er. bet t( e broiler over hot coals, and when tne cut surf, ce is brown turn the broiler and brown the skins. I'nt them on a hot dish, seitson ttv-m w th pepper and sa t, and put a small bit of butter on eacb. CBF.AJIED BWEETDREADS. Throw tt.e sweetbreads when first brought from market into a bowl of old water lor au hour, then with the fingers carefully pull olf all the pipes, fat and skin. Put them into boiling salted WHter ind s nimer twenty min utes. ImnierEe tbem in ice w iter to nuibe them wh te. Pick them into siniill pieces, rejecting all the skin. Mi It iu a stewpau one tabiespoonful of Dour, and add ha'.f a pint of rich milk. stir until it boils, season with pepj'er ond calf, add the swet-tbrcads and cook a font tivj minutes. iStirin atenspoon ful of oh' pped pi.rsley and serve iu a heated di.sh. if preferred, the sweet breads may be dipped in egg and bread crumbs and fried, or th. y may 1 e split op-n an ' broiled iirbt and a silver knife must be nstj.l to cut them, as a steel k .lie spoils their flavor. ca.iKX.cs x. Take a nice juicy piece of beef and well beat it: then lard it with bacon. Plai-e it on the Are with half water, half vinegar, plenty of herbs, such as p rlev, tirraon, etc., soma onions, and, it liked, a little garlic and some lintter. .Let it Temain ou the tire, half frying and half stewing, unt-1 tender, neraove the meat from the fire; let it ttHtid for oue eight. Chop some tlirtlcti tine, mix with them some pei per, salt, and fine bread-crumbs, cut the meat into slices, di firt into eeg and then into 'he mixture of bread crumbs and shalots. and try like cote lcttes. eaooct of calf's bbaiss. Carefully wash the brains and re move all pieces of skin, etc. Then boil them in water, to which a tew onions, cloves, pepper, salt, and a vine rar huve been added. Re move the br tins from the broth, and thicken tho s me with a tablespoonful ol flour frie 1 t rowu in butter. Add a little era ed It mon-peel and a small quantity of wiue. Put in 'he braius, let nil cock together for a little whiie, aud then etir in from one to two eggs. FWCASSEF. OF VEAL WITH CELERY. Chop a pood-st7.ed onion fine, and fry it in butter until it is of alight 1 rowu co or. Th n take part of a breast of veal, cut the meat into ni e si ed pieces and la.' them in the butter and onion. 'When all has fried gently together for a few miuntes, pour in si me boiling wuter until tho meat is half covered. Add also two or three sti. ka of celery cut into convenient size, season to taste with pepper and salt, an 1 cook slowly for two hours. Eefore serving, the gravy should he slightly thickened. Asparagus heads instead of celery are extremely good with this dish. ITALIAN CARES. Half a pound ot finely sifted flour, half a pound of well-waghed butter, hn;f a pound of sifte I en Rar, three hole eg, the ydks of three more, one tablespoon fnl of orange-flower wuter. Ibe butter, after being bronght to a cream, mnst be beaten together with the eggs, sugar, and orange -flower water for a quarter of an hour, the flour 10 be added last. Form into small dikes and bake. Quits Different. An English laborer who waa giving a traveler somo interesting item3 o' inlormation In regard to the region where he lived chanced to touch oa thecurioussupcrstitioca ol the coud try folk. ' Why," said he, "I was over to Leek Woolton Monday week, ond there I see a 3'OUDg female binding together two sticks w;th a threod. Cross them, she did, and then tied them together. " 'What kind ot wood Is that,' says I; box?' " '.No.' says she; 'nor yet ash, nor onk. It's witch elm.' "'And what ore you goinsr to do with it, now you've tied it up?' sj9 " 'Sew it in my stays, says she. 'and then nobody won't wish me no harm. I've woro one now for three yenr9 and my luck never'g turned.' And 6he believed it," continued ha scornfully. "Strange!" Not many minutes after the same man espied a little plant growing by the water's edge and carefully removed a portion of it with his pocket knife. --. "Now, see here, roy ladies," lie aaid, displaying it, "this is a leaf that is exactly like the human liver. If you ahoula look at it under a microscope toward tha end ol summer you could hardly tell it irom a man's liver, with its little veins and nil, quite correct. Now that's culled the liverwort, and not long ago I saved a twin's lite by telling him to steep it and drink ic. He had liver complaint, and not one ol the doctors could do anything tor him." "And how did; you know it was good?" waa tha inquiry. "Why, bless you, ray lady, didn't the Almighty tell ua lb was created for liver complaint by making it that hftw?" Youtb Companies. V HUMOROUS. Convicts make a grate study of ilfe. Talking of hardships, there are stone boats. Tends to please An obliging sales man. A fad is a fashion berore it gets tothe people. TWhlewitta wonders if soldiers who are being drilled do not feel bored. The board of health Three square meals a day. Merelv a suecies of nitchfork A tun ing fork. The executioner is a man who takes life easily. The niMii who is handed endd the race of life in a tie. T ia i,man . onii if fa tinman ror your wue constantly vo reuimu juu of it, too. ThA sen ban a net inundation of sev eral thousand millions. A ornlery flcrlr mita llnvn An Order and than he puts it up. It is because the turtle is slow that lie Is so often in the soup. XeYi-r ask a woman her age, unless you uenire to w liueos iier A .1 'IT.. ... ii m y-. .-. ,1 ' tt AnnanlAllfl f 1 1 1I t TiA never made a mistake in hla boyhood. and the demand for it is very great. ThA iAfAettvA vhn fa trnina nrnnnrl nfc all hours reminds one of a huntine case waiclu Women look Into the back of a book first, bee j use ttey always want to have tlie laso went. How much more detestable a fault apue-rs when we can trace It to some one whose station In life we euvyl When you l eiu to argue with a man and be talks loud, walk off and leave him. Vou can't convert him. "Tramp "Can yon put me on to aometbtng?" Farmer (whistling) "No, but I can put something on ti you." Art Professor "Wbat is a medium tint or color usually called?' Pupil (timidly)' Medl-ochre, Isn't it?" Riches have wing3 What they need, according to the average man's Idea, is a tail that will steer tiiem his way. "I am going to Venice, " said the banker. "What for?" aked the cynical friend. "To see bow they keep banks afloat. She "So you loved and lost, did you?" He "Ko, she returned all my pres ents." "Tie Isaeing very rapidly, is he not?' "Well at the usual rate. Sixty sec onds to the lulnute." A man whose) soul Is harrowed is not necessarily a cultured Individual. About the poorest occupation you can 12nd is to sit down aud admire your self. Oreat men are only ordinary men with their hair Combed and their faces washed. The beot method of keeping books Don't let your f neuds know you have any. The world would be much better than it is if men would live up to their obit uaries. "Dos stamp collecting pay?" asks a contributor. It does. Several men have made large fortuues out of stamp collectors. "I really don't know how fo get rid or yo-inir Vau Arud'.. fl is Mich a iierstut eut and devoted admirer of mine. : "Why dou't you marry him?" Why is a mercurial temperament con sidere I a drawback in a student? It certainly should help him In taking his degrees. The rising generation In cities is mostly made up of milkmen and hired girl. The worst thir.g about life is that there are so many who are too old to start over again. A man's Idea of being good to a wo man Is to give her opportunities to be good to him. TVM Fight to a Finish. As long as the fight lasts among the wall paper manufacturers, the Fidelity Wall taper Co., of So. 12 N. 11th St., Philadelphia, give the public the advantage of the drop in prices. We get this from them direct. Send four two cent stamps for samples of their 8, 10 aud 12 cent gilts. It is reported that flu makes thrifty growth lu Colorado, where flaxseed is much tine 1 a a valuable acqmsittou to the feed ration. When yoa dpcide to take Hood's Sarsaparilla do not be induced to bay some substitute prep, aiafon, which clerk may claim Is "aa good at Hood's." Th; peculiar merit of Hood's Sarsa parilla cannot b equ.illad. Iherefora Insist upon Uoud't Sarsaparilla. The heaviest wool production in the United Slates in the last decade was in 18SI, when the total clip amounted to 3t8,00n,000 pounds. FITS: D rrta topped rree oy Or. Kllnr'sOres ferreleaiorer. o i iuA(ter nrm day'a ue. Har t eioua curov. TteaiueauuxwHrialDoti.e tree to Fit caaea, feecti u lie Hliue.wl Area sc. fnuanfa. In a school in Michigan tne youngest pupil is an aunt cf the t-acber. ftllOTllDC I- Jacob Genseheimer. of Ciay nUl I UnCf ton, X. have been thoron li ly cured of my rupture by Dr. J. B. Mayer, bjl A. ch St.. 1'U, la. 1 do the hardest kind of lift ing and wear no truss. Oo to aes him. tr. Mayer also gives treatment at Hotel Penn, Keeling, Fa., on the 2d Saturday aod follow ing Sunday ot each niontn. More lobsters by two to one, are sold this year than there was last. Csnn'ii Kidney Cure for Dropsy, Gravel, iMabetes, Bright's, Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv ousness, &c. Cure guaranteed. 831 Arch Street, Pbllad'a. $1 a bottle, for $5, or druggist. 1000 per ti flea tea of cures. Try It. Closefist "I told that good-for-nothing boy to-day that he would have to paddle bis own canoe " Mia, Closeflat "What iid he aa? to Ot?' Close6st "fie stuck tne for money to bay the canoe." A Life Saved Mr. Geo. Raymond, of Seneca Falls, K. Y, is a, pump setter In the employ of Ramsay ft Co , the well known pump makers ot that place. He is a member ol Kannav Engine Co. H says: 'My w ife without doubt owes her life to Hood's Sarsaparilla. A few years ago she was at death's door, due to blood poisoning, or as physicians say, pyaemia. After everything else failed Bond's s-arsaparllla brought her out of the crisis all right. Since then she has suffered at times wtth numbness and headache, but con taking Hood's Sarsaparilla and is gradually getting over these troubles She clings to Hood's, Uke nothing else, and we. believe It will effect a complete cure." Tutt's Hair Dye Ofay hair er whJakeeliaaed to a Blnwy black by aiut-le application of thia It Imparta a natural enlor, nrta InatanUui owsly and rontalns nathloa Injurious to tha hair, aold by all itnnliU. or aant by airMa on revrlpt oprlo, tt.OO. (MBoa, a al Park Flaoa, Hmw Vara. fJRV CCU CD CURED TO STAY CURED. II A I Ll Lis We want the nameand ad dressof every sufferer in the &l OTUM A U.S. and Canada. Addrra AO I Hilm MtmdEjM,l.,Bufl.I.(. O WITHOUT s TRADE fp4& MABK Sprains, Bruises. Durns, Swellings, O PROMPTLY AND PERMANENTLY. arsit WUK aa itvut. axava r i n t :i turrfl win rr tu-l trim? Jtaiin. c ui uircn lane 1 HEADACHE. Headache Is the disorder most complained of nowadays, and against which the greater unmberofthe so-cal.ed home remedies are ap plied. In mrt cases, however, they are not the proper remedies, because most people are Ig noiant of the true character of the numerous eauiesnf the rtliorder. And yet It Is a very simple matter United. In nine cascsoul of ti-n h-adache is produced lv a dtsordt-red stomai h and ciinicuuent imperfect cirrulRtlon of the hood wlilch causes a rungestlon In the he.id. The physicl ins therefore call It gatnc he ul aclie. while it is more eommonlv known as s'ck lieailai-lie. It appears In dillerent forms. Sometimes it occurs as a dull iniin In the fore head, atfiiln as a sharp acme pain, theu ajtain a fHfllne of ueneral onuressfon. and flnallv a violent throbbing ot the arteries airamst ihe temples, in most oi lllPse casrs com i ei aim general languor are added to the othr symp toms. Th last mentioned svmptoms parucu larlv are an Infallible guide io tin? -:uise. No urnem. no Iniliniwliion can be thoroughly cured unless the treatment Dedlrecti-d towards eradicating Ihe root ol tne evil. In this case the disordered or overloaded stomach aud livt-r. which are the source ot the headache, mu-t be rouuUted and put into sound condition. For this purpose theie is no more effective r-meily and non- that la better adapled to pro ino'e the general health than the St. Ber nard Vegetable nils, so-cal ed after the noble order ol Benedict lues, whose members have rendered such great sei vices to the science ,.t meiiiciiiM i at-t.cularlv in the use i.f herbs. These pills are made ot medicinal herbs of the Alps. Tiiey ai't:is a mild laxative, a netitializ ing alterant ami a blood puiiner. promotlug a healthy circulation. They cause the clogging ol blood In the veins to disappear, and In this wav remove the pressure on Hie HI. smI vessels of the brain, which are the direct cause of the Indisposition ktiowu as headache. A single dose cf M. Bernard Vegetable PI. Is w.li thefore alleviate it and cure it completely In a short time. To be hid of every nrst class diuirglst. If your druireists haven't them, sent 35c to "St. Bernard'' Box 2li. iew York City, and you will receive same post paid by return mail. 1) ANAKES13 gives In stant relief and is an INFA1.I.1BLK CCHE for V1LES. Frlces $1 ; at druKKisis'. or by mall. Samples free. Address ; Atiakesls." Box 3416, New York City. 111111 Ely 'e Prnn ni Do m a ui cam uuiin rCasXr.oirV' la worth 5O0 to any Man, Woman or Child BCFFKRINO f BOat CATARRH. Apply Balm Into each nos tril. KLY BI10S., 56 Warren St., N. Y. IBTvuMaasaaawaMamariaaWBflaVitKf'i.ltera DXtTAVI vtnnro o nao-ru i to Prioeeu S Mil Hi. MU'JLH Q rQ I ILLCO. .Tniil. aumtlltCa, PATENTS S I ltv..ra 1 A kl.,.1... Ik IV page book iree. 87 48 Funny, when a man statts ont on a business career the more checks ht re ceives the sooner he gets there. An excited Enclish military exchange ask: "How halI we get "rid of our smooth bores?'' "Why not fire them?" To Dispel Colds, Headaches and Fevers, to cleanse the system effectually, yet gently, when costive or bilious, or when the blood is impure or sluggish, to permanently cure haNtual constipation, to awaken the kidneys and liver to a healthy activity, without Irritating or weakening them, ue Hyrup of Figs. The fireplace in Robert Louis Steven son's island home In Samoa is the only one in the land Dlaeasea Many, Causes Few. All functual diseases are attended with con gestion and torpor of one or more ot the great organs ot digestion, nutrition and excretion and the only known combination of safe and effective medicine abl" to restore henlthy ac tion to the liver, kid Lie is. bowels, lungs and skin is the old time honored pill of our fathers. St. Bernard Ve. etable Pill, approved by ali schools of medicine. A sample ot St. Bernard Vegetable Pl;ls will be ent free to all appli cants. Address St. Bernard, Box 24.16, New York. A number of short railways have been built In P.irapuay, the Government as sisting largely lu ttieir construction. "Tater-t Medicine Jid No Good.' "3 SHErriELD An., CniCAOO, Maroh 20, 1K90. I received your sample bottle of Floraplex tun. also yonr letter of last Monday. Alter considerable b-s;lion, I concluded to givn it a trial, as I had already taken so much patent medicine, and been so unsuccessful w.th it.and not having benentd me anv, that It seemed like monejr thrown away: but I procnr d the Hoiapiexlnn. and have taken four bottles, and teel It liu greatly relieved my dyspepsia. Mrs.'L. Bkesxa-v. Ftoraplrzion Is the speeny and permanent cure for Siek Heailaehe. Indigestion. Dvspep sia. Biliousness, Liver Complaint, Nervous De bit ty and Consumption. It is the only sure cure for these complaints Ask your druirmst forit, and get well. The British Ilouse of Conimmi-i mem bership was lnci eased to 670 under the operations of the Keform bill ot igi5. J. F. SIWP30N, Marquess, W. Va savs "Hall's Catarrh Cure cured me of a verj bad case of catarrh." Druggists sell It, 7Sc. A wealthy St. Paul (Minn.) lady pi o Tlded in her will that $5 a week should be spent in caring for her favorite dog. WUe Mother Use Dr. Hoxsle's Certain Croup Cure, tha only remedy tn the world that will cure a violent case of croup In half an hour. No opium, bold by druggists or mailed oa receipt ot SO cm. Address A. P. Hoxsie, Bunalo. N. Y. Vermont is 100 years old. The Green Mountain state la the hallat-. rtano irTi OP2323 i ' this glorious repnblla. I AM HOT WELL ENOUGH TS a-n... Thl In a daily event In milts, ttmn, fJl to. When tiiow dietresiiir r caIVMr' derangements aail ynu,rm'mlH.r,k ! a Remedy for all of tliem. W,hv thousands of nrh cme. tlt ,av(, BHT, """l to vigorous heal; u and lives ot lfuli,e,M', LYDIA E. PiNKHAM'S coTb' hmttood thi.ti-.tnfm.iiT, ""'"nouna the ontf Positive Cur and Li-Kitlrnkt. I',MU for those peculiar weakness aodii ""iT women, all onranlo dieai. H of ih i-?" " Womb, and Ovarian TrnM-i tLi1" Fensationa. Weak Hack, rhiliiv I t:V',w Di.placemenH of tl. Wc-n-.n " 'rVU LIT' tmtloo, etc. Kvery dmtri flu it a. ,,. JJS article, or lent by mnll, In form 0 PiM."??" enirea. on receipt ot Sl.oo. " Ui. laT kaaMlfaU Ulamu4. r .? Br.. rhcaM bk. ''.l...lZ2i I.jilia A'lukum Med. t'feiaara: AX EQUAL. CURES RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA, LUMSACO, SCIATICA, i.uiiiiiit;utu va Ti i x icnsiiiu miu & wuuoui oDjecnon iiM-lV"j WAY'S REA9Y BELIEF. INTKnXALlT-A li.lil l i 3 1. is.oi!ful In half a tumbler of water .11 In .i f..w m nutiM ClireCH.-I.tcKA MKI(l K AMl-s ,a.mfc Sol II STOMACH. NAIsH, VlMlllu HKaKTBl'HN, lIAKi:ilK.. tly.eiilerf, Kiitnuier Coinplatnt. ( one. t latii'eiu'V. taint. Ing FSpellK. Nervounneaw, Meepp ..neaa. ea(.K lleacliiehe, and all internal ii:i:i.. Malaria in Its various lonns i-u.ed and pre. vented. 'i here is not a remedial agent hi the world that will cure Fever und A,"ie and all utliet fevers aided bv KADM At s l lI.L-.5uqul.hlf asKAUW.AA's KKAUV Ktl.lr K. ACHES AND PAINS. For headaches (whelli-r sirk nr nrroiui, toothache, neuralgia, nervn-iMiess and sleep lessness. rheumatism. IuiiiIm-o. p iiTi.sitri'lwea ness In tne bsck. spine ur knin'-y. pn'nsirouiitl tho ilver. pleurisy, swelling of ttie inHits aiid pains of all kinds, the a; plicnt'otj ot KikIWaj , Keady Kelief Kill afford imniediate eaa, ud lis continued use lor a few Jays ertct a pn maueitt cure. 60c. f'er Bottle. Sold Tiy Drasi-a R ADVAY'S FILLS. An F.xcellent and Mild C.nli.ntie. Parel; vegetable. Iho safest and besr m-'di'-me in the w.i Id for the cure of al: d.sur Io s th Uver. Ktomactl or liowels. Taken according to dlreciion i lln-y will re store health and renew vit.ilitv. Price. 20c. a box. Sold by all druj;tsts. or mailed by KADWAY e; CO., 32 Wanen mimi. New York, on reireint of nrlce. Asti ray arwnra utr -. T.. rarla Baaes. If not lor anle tn yonr plac nsk iaaj denier tu aecd fur euinloKve. eture ito oaenrr. and an them lur .in. UTTAH.K SO M BsTI I'lTS. WHY IS THE W. L. DOUGLAS S3 shoe: GENTLEMEN THE BEST SHOE IN THE WCftLO FOR THE MONCTf It It seamlnss tn, with D'to'ti or wux thrMJ tn hurt th feet; mato of tbe U. t!n calf, ntvli Dfl eaay, and beeaie we wtke mn nKtt or rKu ffmde than any other m(init(ic''i'''. It eiUaiLi uotl ewpd iihos cxMrttnjf from t.m to C'.x'. OUnnlnfi Hud-rril, he flnert cull f-n ho ever sifT.T'-.i (,r -;; iua, Frene Iin port ert mhmc whkli ct fr tn :.' U' ?l t0 Himdpwrfl ViVM une, lino tt, Bt-lih. conifortnUlo ant! 1urat.te. The b glto ever o(Ttrrl at thi prto ; wimp grade u out turn marlo shoHi coetim from V'-i" u 1 SO 50 Police Mi or i i'armrr. unilmad Vn a an't ilterC'i4rrtrBi.l wfrtl.n.; Inr!f( iir.il", smootn Inside. h 'uy itme ftole, exu Ion ot1tf. One pair wiil wpur a year. C O AO fllf P!f HO I" tier nhfw? fTrT"fftTM iZMtkm this jirlco; one triul uii fouvince Oio who wart aslio tnr cvmfort nd ir(c. CtO 25 and tri.OO Woiklnsmaii'i Vfci aro very tr"iiff anl rt;.raM. Th.ie wao h.ive given them it trial will wir n - r.thsr nafca. HaVC 'i.O ami ftrtwjl boe ftr -JW O worn hv tr. lwevtrTwiurp; tnafteU oa their mertta, a tho incrfl-iinij now. LdQleS lioitii.ua. Tt- ;..,-h:c(uftLsPrwici lmpfrld nhopji cofitini: from l $ ".. 1, a i.5o. !. and 1.7.1 BUi".ire thehyst Hop i.ng-ia. stvi:u la.laurnbia C'aailua. S that W. L. If.iigl aanit ptics ut scamped on th bottom c f rwi nboA. JONES SCALES O THE BEST fin. t.y IIIIIBO.HITFIS. I "ruuui minrnnil l c - 5Ton Scales SSOFsethtJH c0NESf BiNEHAMTON.HY. EW1S' C3 LYE Powdsre4 gi.a Perfaoisl. (r.sTi; .tcu I btniiigest nii:.i;ii(ri--.' l.yenaa.la Mates the Ocsr p.-r:nmi-j n" Soep in 3U minutes rith.out to ing. It ia the lcst or so:t.mn watr. cleansing vrsst pip disinf-tin-4 sn.u-s rlwu . ing ootil'-s, pa. !'ti. trees, FEXNA. SALT KFE. CO., (..en. Aeojta. I'm.- 1 AMERICAN ffa& One Ilottle rnres. .-S....I ov 'Jriu-clsts, or m 11 I !.. . ' , forl. stops lie dro;nnii in liie t'" 111 week ; removes toe bin lir.-aii ru '.i ' I. restores the h. ailnu :in I .!. o -"' proves the airet te a'ol invv'"' ''' " '!:" " Prepared by 1H. V. M. H ,uN . -:. c . !' raturrli. sX X. llth Stiei t, I'lili.v. T-i. 1 " tation und ndvice Ftr. 11 i. ' x" ' y Jz Syni.tom blanks and ft1'"i ". il i;:h,i'i J , to any address. AMI 1:1'' A X nMKAU- CURE cures Xeuraig a. ."c. i y in nl FOR FIFTY YEARS I MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP has been used hv m-lher for "nr i,,l3re. hlle TeetUlPK" for over' r,ftv V. KKjIhes the c lid, ioftr-us the ir-mu. nils1 all pain, carea vin.l coile, anJ is ll.t nwie'TY ror otnrrt!CE3. Twenn-fivB Cents a Ilottle. 'Ww mww.vvvvwiw' fcITO STCFRFD Ml I NEMVE RESTOht" L'l . Ia.U.i ' ' . I IsrALLlBlB If tsk.ra dirtrtej A-1 r I 4rt duv KM. Tread- ml J iHkl t" UPlt paiioa, tfcer ptjnf t,rw clnf .t.i a. r- i i- C- . b i r, l i jit i i V. h I. H forms, Penmaiishtv. Anflirn' hand, to t THOHorHi,T Tironr bt Circular fre. Bryant' CoUea. Ao7 im 32523 1 El a II 4l aa ASCT-jJ.Xi by Physician". ta igreeHblo to the fra By dru'TKists. tfjl I PAD
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