Easy Figure for the German. The hgurrs or the German here given are easy of execution, and require but little preparation. The first thing to be done is to ascertain the number ot couples willing lo dai.ee, and these must te seated on.cbaiis placed close together, generally lorminir, a coinpli tc oblong or circle. It is impossible to carry Urn dance all tnrouch successfully, and with due ani mation, without a couple who well under stand the figures and lead the dance. If there are two couples, so much the better. Every one takes a turn at the central per formance, one after the other, until the whole number has been through. When the number of people dancing is Tery large, it is a good plan to have two pairs of leaders, and to have every figure done in duplicate in the centre of the room at the same time; or sometimes tbe figures are taken alternately by half the comptcy, taking one half "ay the top half for one figure, and the bottom half for the next figure. The clapping of bauds always announces tne termination of a figure. ISo. 1. First of all, valse generale ; then the lady leading chooses two gentlemen, and asks tliem what animals they- will be call;'. They choose ; she then takes them up to a lady, who chooses one, and dances with the other. The gentleman leading goesturoujjU the same performance, only wilh ladies, and he asks them what names of tloweis they will choose. No. 2. All the gentlemen form a ring ; a lady is placed in the centre, and she slips a mask or night cap over the head of some gentleiuaa.the gentlemen all dancing around with their back to her; she dances with the one she chooses. No. 3. A lady is seated in the centre of the room, and a h uid bell is presented to her, cards are dealt round to the gen tlemen; she rings out any number she chooses, aud dances with the gentleman who has a corresponding number on his card. ISo. 4. A row of ladies and a row of gentlemen are placed back to back, oue geulleman more tnau the ladies; the leader claps his hand?, and the gentlemen rush and try to secure a partner; one gentleman is always left out aud tl e rest all wall! toge'her. "o. f. Four ladies are placed in fonr corners; four gentlemen dance around them ; each laiy chooses some one ; the per u Wen stands by her side in tn nni earner ; at hist all four are chosen, and they all waltz togi tuer. No. ti. Ladies uii turned out of the room, and sLow the tips of their fingers ri,und the door, which is nearly closed ; each gentleman chouses a finger, and Uai.cts wit& the owner, ditto may be done with gentlemen. Ni'. 7. A lady is seated in the centre of the room ; a high hr.t, with a hand kerchief placed ou the top of it, is placed at her feet ; a gentleman has to stoop down on one foot and pick up the hand kerchief in hiS iuouih without touching the Co r. So. 8. A lady is seated in the centre of the room; a cushion is placed at her eel; a gentleman is brought up and be must try to kneel d )wn on the cushion bvfire she can drag it away wiui her feet: if the wishes to dance with him, she leuViS the cushion and lets him kneel. No. . A lady is seated in the centre of the room; a looking glass is given her; a geii'.leu.an is brought up behind her,and lx ks into the glass over her shoulder ; if she does not with t ) dance with him she winis the glass with her pocket hand kerchief, aud hi remains behind her chair w hi!; others are brought up. No. 10. A lady is seated in the ceutre of the room ; a fan is given : two gen tlemen sre seated with their fjacKs on cither side of her. she eives the faa t one, and goes up and dimces with the other, tlie oue with the fan pursues the tLe dancing couple, hoppir g aiter them and fanning. No. 11. A lady is seated in the ctntre of the room ; two gentlemen are seat.-U with their l acks on either side of her; sua prefers a gluss of wiue to the one and dancis with tue ouur. No. 12. A .'ady stands on a cha:r in the centre of the room, holding up a lighted caudle; various gentlemen brought up jump aud try to tun it out; tne suc cess! ul oue dauets w:tti the lady. No. 13. A lady is star ding in the centre of tn nx ni, Lokling two aprons lied up; two gei.t!en.en stand m front of her ; the throws each ot llitm an apron, and tLe one who first ge's an apion dances with her. No. It UmniJcts of flowers are pre sented to all the gentlemen: they present their flowers to the ladies they choose, and dance with them. No. 15. I Jit to, with ladies, presenting flowers to gt ut.emen. No. 10. A good finish to march up two and two, and bow to tLe host and hostess. Toor cf Paris. Talking of the Pans poor, writes a cor respondent, do you how many of them there are within the walls of t'ns beauti ful cit? The latest rcpoit of the Assis tance ruuluiue sets them down at 123,000. As the total ptipu'ation, according to the last census returns published, was roughly 2.000,000, it follows that j'ist six in every hundred men, women and children are known to be in want of the common nec essaries of life. Known, I say, with in tention, for who can tell how many proud sad creatures are suffering, aye, and starv ing, rather than stoop to the so called de gradation of lirgeing a oust of bread? Where these 123,000 unfortunates live il puzzles careless observers to imagine. One sees fev lieggars on the boulevards and streets in she heart of Paris. Even in the humbler quarters the pauper as Americans aud Englishmen understand the animal is a rare sight. And yet they must be somewhere. Cnmiuing over with charity inspired by the prospect of roast turkey and pudding, I walked two miles yesteiday from the opera to the Place Wagram looking for some deserving ob ject on whom to bestow a ha t half franc, aud did not find one. But the question Where do they live?" is of infinitely less important than an other, "How do they like?'" That is the real mystery. The As sistance I'ubliiiue won't explain it. At the most it helps a man nH quite to starve. Perhar ibe pe-iple who go tbe Assistance for relief can hardly be Said to live at alL They exist by their mitts. S ruc pickup cigar ends and sell them. Some open car riage doors or tun errands. Hundreds earn a precarious livelihood by inventing am) making toys for C'hrismas fairs. The ingenuity of the latter class, though great ly exaggerated, is .ruly astonishing. fjever a year passes without a ccore of puzzles or loves aud domestic trifles being con ceived by their active brains. It is tbey who give the oue touch of interest to the fa r, in itself generally a dull anil insipid thing enough, not for a moment to be com pared to the ' te ic Xcuilly or the folre aux oin tf'tpiccg. School Headaches. Scholars are often twitted about the headacne that invariably atllicts tbcin in seho 1 and which never comes when they remain at home. This complaint, like spring leaver is ridiculed by those inclined to beiive all children eager to shirk study. When we consider, however, the defective vcuti'ution of our common schoolhouses, which are not as well provided with fresh air as our jails and prisons, is is small cause for wonder tba children gape and yawn through recitations aud have heavy and aching head?. The sanitary condition of public (chools in this particular is abomi nable. Ventilation must either or-me from the windows, causing colds in ibose whose backs are exposed to the drauft, or else through dusty flues which fill the current imputities. It is impossible to send a deli cate child to the common public school and have it prss llnougli the term without sick nes. Families who can ill afford the out lay are compelled to place their children in private school to ensure thera the supply. of cxyrcn. necessary to good health. AGRIC CJLTUBE. WozErse Bern Tne working of butter U manipulation that requires the utmost skill, for over-working destroys the grain of the product, and any mtfion of the "worker" that produces grinding should be avoided and to detect this and correct it, take a quick eye and stead v band. The chief purpose in working butter is to sol idify it, and at the same time expel the re maining buttermilk and diffuse the salt through the mass, and this last should be done with as little mixing as will exactly accomplish the requirement, for the grain of the salt cutting, the globules of the but ter, injures the grain of the latter, and the butter becomes waxy. The cutter should never exceed a tempe rature of sixty degrees when worked, as a higher point causes butter to gravitate tow ards stickiness, and when worked at too low a point the butter becomes mealy and the texture is destroyed. If at the last working additional salt is required, care must be takea that the but ter has become dry, so that it will not be dissolved; but many dsirymen throw a few quarts ot water into the "worker" at this stage to aid in dissolving the salt, add car ry with it the particles of buttetmiik that have remained over from the previous working. There is a mistaken notion in regard to salt adding to the keeping quali'y of but ter. The long keeping Danish butter per fectly worked, but never receiving a par ticle of salt, proves that the latter is not, so far as it relates to the keeping of butter, a f reserving agent, and that no arucuut of salt will keep butter, unless certain inles are observed and requirements met. The psp&s teem with notices of butter preser vatives and inventions to keep butter inde finitely, but It will probably be a long time be 'ore any of them will come into general use; and for years to come the long keep ing butter will be found to be an article made from cream; where perfect cleanli ness was observed m obtaining it, and the butter churned and put into packages un der a fystem of rules relating to cream, temperature and working. Watekiso Houses. Oue thing in the treatment of work horses in hot weather we are disposed to deprecate, viz: the custom of watering them three times a day and no more. It is simply cruelty on tin pvrt ef man toward his beast, to compel the team to plow or mow from early morning until noon, or from noon until mgbt without allowing it the privilege of a refreshing draught. It is inconvenient, many times, to water the team during the forenoon or afternoon, and we are apt to thsnk the time thus taken lost, but when the farmers' millennium comes, there will probabiy be drinkirg troughs in every field, supplied from some elevated spring, or from a run ning stream. In the meanwhile time 'lost' in iking good, evm though it may be in behalf of the dumb animals, is weU "lost'' it may be regained. Could they speak it might be to say that tbey would like to be treated, li the matter of timet for food and drink, somewhat as we their wise masters are accustomed to treat our selves. Fish Farming. It matte an old tanner start to be told that a quarter of an acre ol ground covered with water can be made more profitable in food-raising in the way of fish than a quarter of an acre cultivated in anv other wav, The German carp is a vegetable, as well as a grain feeder, and con support itself, if necessary, on the ve getable growths which 1 ne our ponds and streams, and, when fed on corn, will re turn twice as n.uch in food as the same quantity fed to pigs and cattle. And while this fih, it let alone, does its own foraging, it can br fattened on grain and vegetables as well as any other stock. Its most pro fitable food, however, is corn just taken from the crib and burned Fecit Ckllaks. A special cellar, not connected with the cellar, is sunk deep, lined with straw and mortar, and rising only three inches above the surface, where there is a small window. The cover of the cellar is double, and filled with ino38 or sawdust, over which is a roof. Tue bar reled apples are placed in the cellar just before severe frosts, through a trap door. which is ften closed and packed. The fruit is taken out at intervals d-jrug mild days in YY inter for market or tor other uses. In all cases a fruit room should- be entirely separate from other apartments; if in the basement of the house, a sufficient bnck partition should divide il from the rest of the cellar, and hanging windows and ther- momoter regulate the temperature. The Cosbtitpents or Plants. Most farmers are apt to think that crop derive most of the substances they feed upon from the soil This Is a mistake. Take for in ctar.ee, the hay crop; the carbon, hydrogen and oxygen, which constitute 92 per cent of the organism of the plants, all come from the atmosphere and enter into their structure, while the other 8 per cent, is made up of nitrogen and mineral elements denved from the soil. From this it would appear that all the farmer has to do is to supply the nitrogen and mineral matter by means of fertilizers captaining them, Uie other 92 per cent being supplied by the atmosphere; hence me necessity for fre quent stirring of the soil for the free ad mission of the air. Kit FOR WlNTEB AND KaBLT UrtCTSO Pastfee. Rye sown among standing corn will do almost equally as well for winter and early spring pasture as if it had been done at the last working of the corn, as the first rain will cause it to tprout and take roet just as well as if it had been put in with cultivators, bow uot leas than a bushel to the acre. Ewes and lauibs and yearlings may be then turned on it after Christ mar, and kept on until the 1st of April, when it may be set apart either for turning under as a manure or saved for a crop. Increasing iTarsi Mascre. A very good plan for increasing the supply of home made manure, may be adopted by farmers generally with equal success. It is merely I y placing in alternate layers iich stable manure and turf and sods until the heap is some six feet high and as long as you please, and then, after a time, begin ning at one i no. of the pile to turn the whole over. As the turf and sods rot tley will absorb the rich gases generated by the msnure, and which might othi Twite escape thus forming a most excellent compost for all kinds of crops. As Illinois farn er who keeps twenty horses, some of them worth $1,500 each, writes trat he pastures them at all limca in fields fenced with barbed wire, halftone it for years, and had no harm result from U lief ore turning them out be first leads the m to the fenci and lets them rub their noses against the barbs, and the hint is sufficient They know enough after that to keep away from the fences. To prevent falling olf of hair of a horse's mace, or to restore the growth, rub the skin of the part with the following mix ture, viz: One pint of alcohol and one drachm of tincture of cantharides. Give the horse a (luce of sall(l2 cz), and feed some wheat bran, which wall llay the ir ritation of the tlin, to which the loss cf hair is due. Wheat is more voluable cut at a stage which would be commonly considered a little early than when left to become over ripe. Tne celluk se or woody fibre rapidly increases In the days of over-ripening, giv ing more bran and less flour, thus materi ally reducing the milling value of the wheat. Rrmiira fmm the DeJawae beet-aiurar factories say that the drought cut the crop .inrf an that hsia have tn be obtained UVl " trom New York, to keep the factories run ning. There is a deficit in the crop in Europe, and the prices are expected to go higher. . - DOMESTIC fiipvii Pakoakes This is an article eanMHaliv heloninnff to a restaurant biH of ra far ita nnlv difference from common pancake or good wheat flour batter cakes is in Its being baked tnicx; nearly aa uuca as the omelet pan is deep; and such a cake elmrart constitutes a meal by itselL The fnllnarinv ia Hut nnwkeat WIT: One Dint nf miiir inmii nn with- ten vo'ks of etres. four ounces of melted butter, inree oasung rwintiilir hii e aall: two leaSDOoniuis ui baking powder; one pound or qiart tf flour; one pint more mux vo win u Put one itint of milk in a pan and all the other things with it Stir herd, rubbing the soft dough smooth and free from lumps, and then add more milk gradually. Put a .nnr.nr.it nf hnt tnrd in tne small omelet frying pan. pour in about a er-ffee cu. ful of butter and case u iigui umwu uu im ci.u, sr with hitler and ivrur. TLese rakes are richer maJe wtih the yolks only than when the whole eggs are put in. Tort Uuroo Commercial! Charles Nelson, Esq., Proprietor Nelson ecentlv. observed : I suffered so much with Rheumatism that my arm withered, and physicians couia not help me. I was ir. despair of my life, nm. rwwt ' IVIRl'll me tO ITT St muu '"' " - . Jacob's OiL I did so, and aa if by magic 1 was instantly relieved, ana ny me con tinued use of the Oil entirely cured. I thank heaven for having used this wonderful remedy, for it saved my lif. It also cured my wife. i... Mivritm- "Jpnnr Lind Pan cakes. One pound of flour; six ounces of i ir : . m il. . sugar; fourteen eggsrone-naii nm. ui uui, one large spoonful of melted butter; one pint of cream to whip, half cop of brandy; little salt. Separate the eggs and mix the yolks with milk, throw in Ihe sugar, butter, brandy and salt, then all the flour and mix up smooth. Whip the cream and mix that with the butter, then whip the whites and stir it Bake thin pancakes in omelet pans. Being sweet they burn easily. When dons on both sides spread a spoonful of currant jelly on the pancake and roll it up like an nmolot Hi ft nowdered suear on ton. Or roll up plain and serve a litt'e jelly in the dish. Pnrrs Pates Small Patties. A deli cate sort of soall patties have the crust made by frying the coating of batter that will adhere to a solid copper shape that is dinned into it by immersion in hot lard. The shell can be shaken off when done and the copper wiped and dipped in the batter again tor another. The batter will not adhere if the copper shape is made too hot The German pancake batter or that made from wattles will answer; the test for the purpose is the French trying butter made with oil and wine. Fill the shells with chicken or partridge or other minced meat 'lbtf copper shape will hardly be found ready made. Get a copper bolt made into the outward shape ef a very small flu ted tumbler, but solid, and a handle a foot or two in length fastened in tie top to dip it by. Fort Way nr (InA) Sentinel.) tVLcn aliout twelve years old. said Mr. Geisman, of the Globe Chop House to our representative, I met with an accident with a horse, by which my skull was fractured, and ever siuce 1 have suffered with the most excrusiating rheumatic pains. Of late I applied St Jacob's Oi which has given me almost total relief. L'BANBfcRKT Sacce. After removing all soft berries, wash thoroughly, place for about two minutes in scalding water, re move, and to every pound of fruit add three-quarters of a pound of granulated sugar and a half pint of water; stew to gether over a moderate but steady fire. Be careful to cover and not to stir the fruit, but occasionally shake the vesiel or apply a gentle heat if in any danger of sticking or burning. If attention to theie particu lars be given, the berries will retain their shape to a considerable extent, which adds greatly to their appearance when on the table. Boil from five to seven minute, remove from the fire, turn into a deep dish and set aside to cool. If to be kept, they can be put up at once into air-tight jars. Sponge Fritters. A sott and spongy soit different from the common made with a broiled paste. One pint of wa'cr; four ounces of butter; eight ounces of Hour; oue ounce of sugar. Boll the water, sugar and butter together, then put in the- flour all at once, as if making queen fritters, and let the paste cook about five minuter. Then take it from the fire and work in the following and beat well; two cinces of flour; half cup of water; five eggs, flavor ing of nutmeg or vanilla; one teaspoonful cf baking powder. Fry spoonfuls in a saucepan of hot lard. Serve with wine or brandy sauce. Veal Stew. Cut tour pounds ot veal into strips three inches long, and one inch th'ck; peel twelve large potatoes, and cut them into shoes one inch thick; spread a layer of veal on the bottom of the pot, sprinkle in a little salt and pepper, then a layer of potatoes, then a layer of veal seas oned as before. Use up the veal thus: over the last layer of veal put a layer of slices of salt pork, and over the whole a layer of potatoes. Pour in water till it rais' S an inch over the whole; cover It close, heat it fifteen minutes and simmer it an hour. A irt Wholesome Familt Socp. Two pounds of neck of beef, one pound of peeled potatoes, four onions, one stock of celery; cup of beef and vegetables, and put them into a sauce pan, with three ausrts of cold water; next add two ounces of pearl barley and let it all simmer two hours; Ihen add half a pound of bread crusts, with pepper and salt to taate and simmer two hours longer; then rub the whole through a wire seive; add one tea poonful of browning and one of mush room catsup; boll all up again and serve. SaflTcrlua; Wunara. There is but a very small proportion of the women of this nation that do not suffer from some of the diseases for which Kidney-Wort is spec fi. When the bowels have become costive, headache torments, kidneys out of fix, or piles distress, take a package and ils wonderful tonic and ren ovating power will cure you and give ew life. Watchman. Oatmeal ProDiso Mix two ounces of fine Scotch oatmeal in a quarter of a pint of milk; add to il a pint of boiling ni'lk; sweeten to taste, and stir o er the fire for iei minutes; then put in two ounces of kitted bread criu bs; sift untd the mix ture is stiff; then add cne oui ce of shred suet acd one or two well-beaten eggs, and a little flavoring or grated nutmeg: put the pudding in a buttered dish and bake slowly for an hour. Breakfast Kcseb. Two cupfuls of sweet milk, two eggs, two spoonfuls cream tartar, one teaspoonful ef soda, half a cup ful of white sugar, about four small cup fuls flour. Beat tie eggs very light: put he cream of tartar in the flour, and add the soda the last thing. Bake in a long pan in a quick oven. Cith-ox Pcddiso Line your d sh witn puff paste; slice thir, orange, lemon and citron reels, of each one ounce, tix eggs (leaving out four white s) well beaten, quar ter pound of loa sugar, and quarter pcuud butter melted; whisk all well together, and pour into the dish; beke one hour and serve. Marrlehead Caie. Grate the crumbs of a stale loaf of tread, and rift out all the lumps. Stir in milk till a thick batter is formed. Beat eggs, allowing two to every pint of milk, till smooth, and add to the batter; add a little salt Beat all well to gether, and bake one hour and serve. Celery Salad. Nothing goes better with duck than, celery salad the celery chonned fine and the dressinaT touched a trifle with red pepper. HUMOROUS. The young 'milkman and bis betrothed stood before the registrar of marriages. "Do you take this miik at em! this man for butter or for worse?"' the efficial in quired. The gri said it never a-curd to her before, but she supsosed she wloud if that was the only whey. "BEVAME SOCXD AND WELL." ' Hatcher's Statics, Ua., March 27 1876. R. V. Pierce. M. D.: Dear Sirilj wife, who hod been ill tor over two years and had tried many other medicines, be came round and well by using your "Fa vorite Prescriptions." My niece was al so cured by its use. after several physi cians had failed to do her any good. Tours truly, Thomas J. Miravct. Mr. Lover tells a good anecdote of an Iru-bman giving the pats-word at the battle os Fontenoy, at the time the great Saxe was Marshal. The pass-word ia Saxe; now dont for get it," said the Colonel lo Pat Sackf! Faith and I will not Wasn't my father a miller! " "Who goes therer' cried the sentinel, after te arrived at the post. Pat looked as cofldently as possible, and in a sort of whispered bowl, leplied. 'Bagsl yer hoi. or!" Mast years ago, in Connecticut, a cer tain Justice was called upon to liberate a worthless debtor, by receiving his oath thai he was not worth five pot mis. "Well, Johnny," said the Justice, as he entered, "can you swear that you aie not worth five pounds, and never wi.l be?"' "Why," answered the other, rather cha grinei at gthe question, "I can swear tnat I am not worth that amount, just at pres ent" "Well, well," returned the justice, "I can swear to the rest so you can go." Young men, and middle aged ones, suf fering from nervous debility and kindred weaknesses, send three stamps for Part VII of Dime Series Books. Address World's Dispensary Medical Associa tion, Buffalo, N. Y. A Torso man proposed for the hand of a beautiful giiL As she hesitated about replying, he said: "I await your answer with bated breath. The girl, who was a good deal of a humorist said: "Well, Mr. Man, yt.i will have to bait your breath with something besides high wines and Limberger cheese to catch your bumble servant. Good evening." A hes is roost inconsiderate and unac countable. Now that she can lay eggs worth three cents apiece, she takes a vaca tion, and refuses to have anything at all to do with business. - By-and-by, when chicken seed are down to fifteen cents a dozen she will put on extra help, and even work nights to flood the market The hen is no financier. Sick and bilious head leue, and all de rangements of stomach and bowels, cured by Dr Pierce's "Pellets" or antibilious granules. 25 cents a vial. No cheap boxes to allow waste of virtues. By drug gists. TitorAANrM or vniinir men in this coun try would become millionaires if they could accomplish it by standing on the street corners, wiln bands in tueir pocneis, spitting tobacco Juice on the wanes anu making themselves both ornamental and obnoxious. Sokne in a recitation room, '-The an cient Egyptians were in, the habit of sacri ficing red headed girls to the devil." Au burn-haired student "What did ther do with the auburn-beaded boysf Professor "Why, they supposed they would go of their 04 accord." A bad case ot n. sr.: Gus Singsadly is as deaf as a post During one of the cold days of last week a friend told him he would freeze his ears if he did not protect them in some way. "Suppose they do freeze." said Singsadly, "W hat harm will that d"f They're no good." A Professor of French in an Albany school recently asked a pupil what was the gender of academy. The unusually bright pupil responded that it depended on whether it was a ma'e or female academy. It seems impossible that a remedy made of such common, simple plants as llops, Buchu, Mandrake, Dandelion, A, should make so many and such great cures as Hop Bitters do ; but when old and young, rich and poor, pastor and doctor, lawyer and editor, all testify to having been cured by them, you must believe and try them yourself, and doubt no longer. "Ma," said a little girl who bad lust sommenced her lessons in geography. "whereabouts shall I find the state of mat rimony?'' "Oh," replied the mother "you will find that to be one cf the United States." Timoleox comes nou.e with a hat that sinks down to his nose. His wife is hor rified. "But that thing don't fit you, at alt my dear." "I know it dont, and I told the batter so. But he showed me his gold medal, and what could I doi" A St Louis man who dreamed that ne was being scalped by the Indians, awoke to And that bis wife, who had dreamed that she was superintendent of an orphan asylum, was drawing him out of tne bed by the hair. Ose by one the beautiful legends of the world are fading into nonentities. It is now said there is no race of tailed men in Borneo. Perhaps they don t put the pre mium list high enough, and the men wouldn't race. St. Jacob's Calendar. The race of Saints has been supposed to be extinct, and the age f miracle) to be past, but tt Jacob we find still has his headqiiarters in Baltimore, Md., and has produced ss the best evidence that he still lives, a bright and attractive New year's souvenir, in the shape of a calendar which besides the weather predictions is embellished with many handsome illustrations. If his cal endar is as good as his Oil it must be first rate, as many of the cr.rcs effected by the latter are almost miraculous. A Chicago girl's usefulness: Thirteen men crossed Fifth street dry s od yester day by simply following in the tiacks of a Chicago girl who is here on a viait Narrow escape: "Ike has an irrigating disease; Charlotte russe broke out all over bur, and if he hadn't worn the Indian beads as an omelet it doubles would have calumniated fatal! v." "Now I shall catch a man," were the first words uttered by a woman after being elected constable in a New England town. Dows in Texas when they want lo express loathing for a man, tbey say he's mean enough to hand a pint bottle filled with water to a friend in a dark night. "TKAitnrtnri sairi mv wife liajl rrv sumption. Tried 'Lindsey's Blood Search er, ana sue nas better neaitn tnan evtr. G. H. Hubbard, Hampden, Ohio. Quest: When a man has his teeth stop ped ought he to charge the erst to inci-den-tal expenses? The man who won't work fer a dollar a day will spend two hours trying to solve a riddle for nothing. Food for reflection Eating a large sup per and going to bed to lie awake and think about it A has cannot smoke his agar too short unless he smokes it too long. - Wbex Sir Nicholas Bacon, a judge in the reign of Qocen Elizabeth, was oh the bench, he was strongly importuned by a criminal, to save bis life on the score of relationship. How so?" Inquired the Judge. "Why," replied the culprit, my name ia Hog, and yours is Bacon, and hog and bacon arc so near kin, that tbey can net be separa'ed. "Aye," sail Sir Nicholas, ''but you and I can no', be related, except you be hanged; bog is no bacon, till it is well banged." Tub following advertisement appeared lately: ' Made their escape a husband's affections. Tbey tlisnppeared immediately on seeing his wife with her face and bands unwashed at breakfast." STOMACH tf A remolT with onc-h a rrpntation as IToatrttcr's Stomai-H Bitter ilenervc a fair trial. If jn are tlTnp?tic, your malariy will eventually jit-fil to it; If .Too are frrlile, Uu-k deh and fn-1 ik-pon lent, it will boih buiM anl cheer you up : If you are con Mipaieil, It will relieve, ami if ImIiou. healthfully niuiuiaie your liver, noni iespooi, uui make th a elfort in Ihe nirlit ilireetion. or aale by all bruirgisis anl Dealer Kenerally. CRS. ITCH L PlHKHiM. CF lYiil KiSS r. -w j LYDIA E. PiNKKAfti'f VESZTAELB COSITOUim aWaWaVaWSBBBwawawaaaaaBBBSBBBBWaSwawawawaaaaaBaaawa iaa Ii po-iMr Pnrq Wfttl tlwsso P-tiMlM. 'OT?Uim fttjj wTt:!ftT MfSfatSaM lMir SCt fs fMrC paful(l HU It will cut cnUrrl" tbs ctt form of 1'ccji Coi jfc.iiT", slH ormritui ttrmMea, Ic.TtsrrsUion and Clrei On F&Uinff and PtiJaggnut ftrd UjA f ir.ui Spinal WikncM, and if puttxiTtT lffUl to t Chanc of Lift. It win dlawohr aiuf ?TTKtrimrrt r. th ntra' aa csarrr ataff of dtvlopinrt.t. Th tmVnrT ts- ct? erroiM honors ther la eb-rkrd rr srprwviJ v l,r ta tt It irmorea ftJntiBtwa, fiatsiVikt-ydv" y -J crat foratinmlaota. ttd -.iTa wrealrn of the rtoiuas It cure Bfc-mtlxifc, H-UcfkM, Nrroi PntrtUtc Ganeral Pebtiit, tliMyhcwsw. Drimalom act. It'' ffesjtiofa. Taat frAlixtaf of bcarliiA; Vwrrs, rmateog aia. wrltf1. and barkacha. ia aU-7 rttiaiirct: j tntmt br tu a U will all timM aod urJr all ciivtmfianctra art "i baravti7 with tbr Ui thai e-orrrtt tbr frmal T f F:. too cm of KHtnry Ojei; iut of oilier li Compt-ncl is msmrfmtm-A. LYPIA E. I INkHAVH VECETARLE CO!! PJ1 VDfc prrpirrd ot 3 and t2 Western ATom.e InMJua, Prieo fx Six twnWa ft Se nt by aw In Us form of fuUa. also ttbe fens of lovnvea, oc -aseripC of prlco. per b for thr. lira, r.okbaif fr-wly aiwrwrf all setters eaf ioqulry. Senei uc pamj a let. 4dtliuai aa abv. Xentiom tkia report Ho fasmily ahouM br witaaotst LYDIA E. PTXTCAS 1 LTVEK IUXA fjry euro eoKattisatlnfk, Mltntiana t aad torptttitr of th liver. & rnU rcr tox. M-Nsalsl all lvifa.-a lit ml'ariMaadli-! Jlrdic.ai rrr Hade. Aeolmbtnatfc of Hop Buchu, Man tfrakld Dandelion. nhai;ttit-taid aiot c nra fU pro pert seat of all other Bittera, utkMitMinraim hiooo i-urifier. Liver Res U l tor, an) iJteaml HuA luuring Atfeut on Ho Atoms ct fWrwdMy V nW i Hp fetters ara qw rcd and perfect are taetr Tir; pTt sit liVt aslrcrto titiJitilrlm. Tn Ail hMi a m iniJtus nseiita caosa irrs-miian- ty of the butTtoor urinary onrana, or wao r qmlra aa Appetiaerk. To& anJmUd Stimalant, HapBttmiMlovuiLWIWK'w'u,oUT intoa- lcatlnZa XotiasUtor what roar feW'tlntr or sTjrmptnma are wliat toe aicarror ail mmeai u ose Hod ii.t- tera. Itoot wait until 70a ar sick but it yoa onljfeelbad or sai!craMe, at oacsv Itmar mrarourlifc.Uhail,airt huadreUsV S500 wJl be paid for a eml they arm not euro or help. Do ao ara.Ter .Wt mr 'rtenj euffer.but use ami nrtre taem nae Hop B Reasemher, Bop Bitters Is BkVtfe, drurvTl trail ken aoKtranv but the PUrettttha bet Medieine e-r made; the AUItesW ROW and Ora" and bo pursue er Caasllj tlr-TIr DO S1UOU1 UUD. D. I.C. an ahmtate and Irresif-tibio c IurirTUOKtOJiesk, v:it Dwoin, wuaim narcotica. Aii aell by di-ufnrUta, for Circular. Mtasn lif. Caa, m 7 a n nn a tear ad expfnsks to Ik Antnta. OntUt fma. Addrrm P. S yf I S S vicarai. AasaMa. hiw YOUNG MEN MW.2oISt and be certain of a atttwtk-n. addraea VAlaEll Vitua, aiaiMariue. wiacunain- CONSUMPTION. I have a rxw-itive rrmeflT f- r the lrTe dissrt : br itn Jim tnouriaiidrt t cawiM of the wiTrt kind and ot Usf ttaruiiiiK have bests cured. Indeed. a ftrcnsr 1 my fi:h in itHrtfla.'V. that 1 ail) ktii1 TWO B H TI.KS 1 h tK. t vUut w Ui a V A LI A HI , K I K r A 1 1 SK . n tins diswa v any auff. n r. Kxi wan-t KO. ailtna. l'la. 1. a. diajk, 31. 1-1 ivan rL, e k rt. FITS A Ladlna; La4ait TliysleUaaj (raaaalltOae Offlrc 1st Slenr Terk rr tfce Crnre) rPILKPTIC FITS. rKosf ix. aoraic il or xrxtrvx. Dr. Ab. Meaerole (late rf LrnidonV vrho wiaren a penalty of Efhiepsy, haa without doulit tretrd aod cured aiore raw than any other liviiur phynwnan. Hie buoobmi haa simply tMn afni&hiDir ; we have beard of caaea of over i yeara -tandixnr luirewf ullr eared by him. He ha pnMiahed a we rk nn this diw-am, which neaenda, with a Isnre bettle of his wonderful cure, free toany uTtvt who niy send their eiTv and pot oniof addreasv We ad use any one wliiiiaf a cute to adilreos. Da. Aa MESEROLE, No. M John U New Tork. FOR LADIES ONLY. aWaar of women are prppatvd by the moat competent and reliable ihytri iaua. wUobave made such dieaaea a spsyial hie rtudy. Iati ta can be ancreAifully treated by mail Adtk i strer. Letters btuctlt ooNriDKKTXAU He nd drarriptinn of symptoms or If aot in need of rctnethea. w-nd for our Hn.t to La diea." which riTra nnvH and tntereatina' inrormtioo Fjf kaaii om,t. it win pleurae vnn. r ree. Addrma Mrs. MtRiH J, VAX RA KfcJf, becretary, 1M lrankiiii btreet, iiuflaio, N. V. 'PENSIONS TO ALL I'MMUrManvtM. lk lorn ft Safw ar M hrUIlT.lM fkcsrlm.iUufWIha tall m in tuui, rm..iniM, m u peMna. 1 pnjrar awmm whet dtebarfi w4 FornM rMmm. N taw, itn aa MMTB. tWHta, I dalaal . ! aaa)a.f.tiati.aiAWiiM.gai.B.tt 1 MJ I fTA 1 I ii 1 Prawss aaasar akaa as. Aa sssSS Thbcst and parry: The eminent coun sel bad been f peaking for four boors ia a complicated appeal cate concerning a boundary; wall, wben, on gazing at tbe beneb, be form J that all tbe judges were Si let p. 1 (ball not continue mv argu ment, " said bev with great dignity; "1 never p'ead, yoiir bonorj, s bfe you sleep." Coa'inue, brothf r," said the Chief Jus lice, benevolently; ."though 1 am differ ently constituted and never sleep except wben you pleadl" It is tbe fashion for many people to neglect nature's laws and blame Provi dence for tbe result. A favorite thiug with them is to neglect a Cough or Cold instead of using that unfailing means of relief. Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. 25 cents a bottle. Want any species of cloves?' asked a peddler of a aa oon keeper one day last eek. ''Vat I vant urn!'' asked tbe pro prietor. "To tike away tbe smell of beer from tbe breath,'' said tbe peddler. "1 ake away dot smell ot beer!' exclaimed tbe man behind the counter. "You got some dings vat makes iler shnu-Il stay on, and I buys biui." Your lion Bitters have been of great value to me. 1 was laid up with typhoid fever lor over two nun and could get no relief until I tried yonr iinn Uii-a To those snfferimr from debility or any one in feeble health, 1 cordially recommend inem, J. C. BTOETZEL, 6S3 Fulton st , Chicago, UL A I'bUosopbical bookseller saying that everv rba?e of humanitv represented some kind of a book, was asked what kind of a publication a baby represented. A baby, replied he, "is a primer of human ity, bound In more rocker." 1 always did like tbe character of St. Paul,' said a boarding house keeper, "for be once said, you know, that we must eat what is put Before us, and ask no ques tions for conscience sake. I always thought I sboulu like him for a boarder." 'UorsEKEEPER" We Jo not know why plum-pudding was so nan-ed, unless it was because it contains every thing from dirt to nightmare, except plums. Sir John Lubbock maintains in his last Linn nan Society paper, that boe prefer blue flowers to those of any other color. Bus the objection may fairly be raised. How, if bees have so much to do with tbe origin of flowers, have we few blue ones? lie met this by suggesting that all (lowers weie oricinaily green, and then passed through white or yellow, and gen erally red before becoming blue. He says that an ant may live seven er eight years M j Good Woman, Why arc you so out of sorts, never able to tell the folks that you are well t Ten to one it s all caused in tbe first place by habitual constipation, which no doubt finally caused deranged kidneys and liver, The sure cure for constipation is the cele brated Kidney-Wort. It is also a specific remedy for all kidney and liver diseases. 1 bousands are cured by it every month. Try it at once. Toledo Iliad. "It's a disgraceful abame!" exclaimed Mrs. Smith as ber lord and master came in in a demoralized condition. "You've been drinking again, acd it was only last week that you took tbe pledge. "Just my luck," said bmith: "I break everything 1 get a bold of." Tub Pen's McrcAiLiFS Insurance Co. The thirty-fourth annual report of this favorite Philadelphia institution has been promt't'y riven the public, upon which it depends for support. Of the Philadel phia Compiuie, which ceuertlly are in rood standing, it is one of tbe most pros perous. During the year 1331, not the most favorable for insurance, the net as sets bavs pr .wn fro.n $0,944,824.75 to $7,314, 6io 0:l, and those who lake risks therein, can do so wilh the assurance that their losses will be promptly settled w ith- out unnecessary or annoying bligalion, A Peiuox overheard two countrymen. who were observing a naturalist in the field collecting lnsec's, say one to another: "V hat's that tellow doing, Johnf " A hy, he's a naturalist." "What that?" "Why, one who catches gna-s, to be sure! " Mrs. Lydia E. Piakham, 233 Western Ayenue, Lynn, Mass., is rapidly acquiring an enviable reputation for the surprising cures which daily result from the use of bcr V egetable Compound in all female diseases. Send to her for pamphlets. Little Marv, who is six years old and verv fond of big words, took offense at something her older brother said. "Why, Mary, I did not mean my answer in anv such sense as you suppoee,' said the boy. "Well, you intimidated as much, any way," replied tbe angry little miss. A great improvement bos recently been made in that useful product Caebolinb, a deodorized extract of petroleum, which is the only article that really cures bald ness. It is now the fiuest of hair dress ings. "Tbe Lord loveth a cheerful giver," but there's no use chucking a copper cent into a contribution box loud enough to make file people in the back scat think the com munion service bad tumbled oS the a'tar. a Urn's Brain Food Cures Nervous Debility and Weakness nf Generative Organs, $1 all druggists. Send for circular. Allen's Pharmacy, SIS First av., H. 1. Some men a-e ireor.etant creatures. They will get up in the middle of the night and throw their ihx Ls at a dog txc.ut t le is how i-g, nd lh next night pa? five dol'ars a scat to bear an Italian opera. A Sura Car far flta will be sent by uai! to any address, post paid, on receipt of one do'lar. Address J. Alonzo Greene, Indian Doctir. (IS Pine street., St. Louis, Mo. A nAMs')ME lady entered a dry goods store and Inquired for "a bow." The polite clers threw himself back and re marked tbatbe was at ber service. "Ye, but I want a bi ff, not a green ore, " was the reply. The young man went on meas uring goods immediately. J. F. Davis, of Pottsmouth, Ohio, sold in one year fourteen thousand boxes of "Sellers Liver Pills." They cure malaria. Sympathetic: "I fed for yoo deeply." said the hungry man, probing about his soup dow i for a stray oyster. A becest African explonr in giving a account of bis travels, sp as of ants ore inch 'on-. TLe fcsccts mut be gi ants. Thinking Men should take Warner's Safe Kidney ami Liver Cure. Qualification: She told him that she could revt b'S mind like an open bonk and then softly ade'ed, "b'ank book." Rough on Rata." The thing desired found at laaL Aak dm - git for Kongh on Kala. It rfeara oat lata duo", ruachea, (has, bedbug 15c texe. On Thirty Days' Trial. The Voltaic Belt C& UarahaO. H eh- will send their Electro-Voltaio Belta ind ot' ar Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to any penon afHicttv. with Nervous Debility, Lost Vitality, and kindred troubles, tnarantes-ing- complete restoration of vigor aad man hood. Address as above without delay. P. a No tvk is incurred, aa SO days' tr si s allowed. Moras. Mom ft Hbadlt MrnoAl Lu Bul.ii inf, T-qiu antf CbesLoai aurxt Mat ub hnval a superb atf&:k 01 rxt-rtv &n guUvif Di moQua. which tbey jlTr mi m low pruxm m stones or t ax4. quAiiiy, w i Tfnrl silts t on 1st u4 sivftp. caa & mui La A Surprised LocomotlTO r A Swearing Engineer. The people lo" the line of railway ffom Tramway Landing, La..Vthe in ft mi town were mir priaed and amused at a recent occurrence, to many tran things, however, are constantly prenentinc themselves to the at tention of the people now-s days that genuine Misprises are few indeeOi This was the exception. We have read of the "painted hip on a painted ocean." ami witnessed the "DOetrr of mol ion." as shown in dancing, but hsd never heard of oecoraiive an In rapid flight on a railway train nnUl this time. I"eople -1 .lik alilAamlBlin. der, the locomotive and ten ner ana ruu train - -tne through the country, adorned on every available pot with the magfaal wonls -ST. Jacobs Oil:" It looked . .. if i,U ffUnUvaf INHOr Iiuwvu ' - , llioes. HHAaeuHuuiiujv, li tne unp denceof the advertisin g man be tbe messnri it itsndsnl. It looked Iwnnytosee tbe train and eneine swathed with these parti -color ed rheu matic wrap pings: and st s conve nicnt op prr t ii n i I y our corres pondent in- Suired of ic conduc tor what i: ail meant ? "Why. ft meansthat my whole train j.ks likes travelinii menagerie.'" said tiie conductor. I laid up my train at Tramway, as nsiial.and. dar ing tbe hours of balmy sleep.' I suppose some of those slvertiing wrefhes hacke-l np their kit and posted it from front bJ rear. I don t know why tney did it: but there stands tli-elon-ated. red and yellow facts staring you in the face, and just as prominentas a rabt.it ears. It's hard luck strangt-r, but 1 guess it s ad right. Oaltatim ITex.) ltjrfy Journal. iirnisiMaw-wisKfirn THE GREAT CURE poa RHEUMATISM As U ! for all dmeman of tfa KIDNEYS, LIVER AND BOWELS. It elsMiisrsi the wyitem of tho arrid poliot i that teauara tlso 6r?-tful muSenug w nich ooly tha vietima of Rhenmali-rm can realiaa. THOUSAfiSS Cf CASES of th worst sbrms er this terrible disease bsvs bean quickly relieved, ia a short tuns PERFECTLY CURED 'ssl auger . aod an ii talc in every part of the Country. In hun dretlsofcaseaitliaaeurvHl wbereall else bud fiuled. Itia miM, but eflicient. T TAIN IS 1TA n, but harmle in all emme; fWlt elcmMf-. ftiisiirlhw swaasl ew Lire to all the lmDortautoreaoaof the body. The natural action of tbe Kxly ia restored. The Liver ia e.aansedof alldiaeaae.and th Bowela move freely and healthfully. In thia w my tbe wont ilnie-we ara eradicated b-oui tbeeyeteni u Aa it haa been proved 1y thootwinda that yvtemof allmorbi J rrrciton. It aboui d be need in every household aa a SPRING MEDICINE. Alwsos e:irrs L.UJOiJS:;XA. o;;ttpa TiO.;.PILJ and a F21IAI.3 lbsas. b put nn in Dry T tablr Fa. In tin -UM, pat-ksrr of wirirh mic .c':art isietltHna. Abo in Mini J r neentratrU (or thecnet:i tf -f la nieaiinot racuTprs pnr it. It ttfts u-ith cnn rficifuci tn n.'-icrdrm. get rrorT'Tn r.wm pt;cy. si.ss trill. Lrii itii2litl A C.. rroo's. HiJn lrh-.'-iwvTw..).l tl c- IHiTQV. VT. Tklrty-fwarlh Aaaisl Report or THE PENN MUTUAL LIFE Insurance Co., OF PUILADELPIIIA. Net assets, January 1st, 1S1 $S,4,.'i2i T5 KEClvIPTS. From premloms fl.'ioi.sis 44 rrom interest and rent.... 41iW) 7 l,t;4,tV7 S3 Total : $t,S3o,Kl S DISBIKSKMEXTS. Loses snl endowments. . . '.Si; 85 Piridenda to policj-hold- ers sr:.- 18 8urremlered poiiciej b4,3uti SS Ke-insuranoe, taxes and llceniea 5ii 13 Commissions, salaries medical ree-, legal ex penses, rents, and agen cy expenses, e;c . 30,106 90 Advertising, printing. Are insurance, etc 1S,33 5 12i3jM Net ansets, Jan. 1st, 1-S1. . S714,fifiS 03 assbttsl U. S. bonds, Imilsilelphis and city loans, K. K. t)D'K bulk and other stocks worth tl,5i $3,074,413 31 Mortmur. flrst Hens on properties, (worth S5.)1,(X S,an3,4ill TS Premium notes, secured lv policies.. SW,s 3 Loans on mnrtmsp collateral, etc ,1!1 40 Home om e and real estate, bought to secure loans TCt,l". s Cash on hand and in Trust Companies lt,;t tU Jfet tedser assets as above $7,314 S35 Met deft rred and unre ported premiums $11110 si Interot due sud accrued, . t C5.2-7 6S Market value of stocks, etc over cost S79.414 9 S5.t-t 99 Gross assets, Jon. 1st, 1SJ-4 it s: i w ot LIABILITIES. Losses reported, but not doe $:56,3M 09 Reserve, st 4 per cent, to reinsure nks SSiL9.1 m Life Kate Kulowinent ao- cumulations. etc 97.ST8 TH Surplus, 4 per cent basis.. l,i-.j;8 31 r.S71 tm of Surplus bv Pennsylvania standard (esumated) $1,7JB.!5 n Number of policies in forre l.l.im Amount of insurance In force. 34,&i:!4i4 Number of policies issued inl-tl...... Amount insured in lux! ft.nn :a EDWARD V. NEKIM.KM, Vice-Presi.lent. II. Hl .HTKl'llkVi II Vi..Pr..l.l..f I. J. BABKKK, Actuary. Mli.VKl C. BROWN, Secretary. Payne's Automatic Engines. Unliable. Durable and Economical MB trait a ImnwrMU irataN asw sur lAoa onyaUaT tnftnt Sals; aot atted with aa Aatomalie Cut-oir. Hn.i lia 1 I :raaVtM i '.t.ln-n. -1 . a hBa B. W. Psrxa S acuta. Box am. Coram. K. X. I. as ,lAWIm. J &A- tnamrrri 9s: R.E. SELLER t? flk CO. prrrsBurrGH. pa. w raw Ara aX I j i-m ,tm otvj I r ' l uuiunu r rrm fUtl W ...... JB.TIL . .s.B.W -v wan r Cottage Library- Popular Stories ! Cent M 1 T-sfi far Kauri. TS TSsj sliTTtlsV i tm Brottea l;ks S B(t4 by Twlesprapsa. 4 How 8b Los)t Bits. My DmI Wlft-uid Ant, V TlMCl m lt'a Stcry. t Clim of UM Otmb. ttsrttak, thfS ucWiUn Buty. . M idsittita, tbrArnetts, II A TTTibl (rtW-T . 14 Lrnx iiv. IA i, otivr Fits CrvTr . IS Avlvvotureaof IT A Raves locLifaiL lt sflurdrer Hull r. : AU Wu tlsA-iEnd .Ta A CtMntrd of th Prtet-k, St Tis K h4ri Semi. it Tb HatnJ ft thsjIsOwW Zi A bt A 'twin tar. 4 - r tr Tti-n lTith 11 Th T,par la. 1 BtalsMS AsWACr mUm it ram will mm this paper and ontor at oa-a. wa will C9nv. w wui not nit an oni 'i A- a as sisiaasa swUclt aa4 w We will aot nil an onlr ! la th; at welL As THO.sIr PSON HEALTH IS .WEALTH. XTlir i BODT is WEALTH of Radway's rv Mood makes snand nm. woon bos, and a eisar skla. If y would Have yo.lr o Ira. your banes soosd wttaont ernes, sad row sompiesloB f ilr, as -taVdway's iMVtt, Hsa StMlrnl a raoedy e posed sf frirredlenta ot extra, ordinary medical properties essential to punt beaa. repair and Inv1iate tne bmken-dowi m navedbody-quiCK. PLBA8ANT, .yj PBKSIAN BST i&iu treatment and cure. H matter brew hat name L&e ooiapiAlr-.t sus be dealsraated. waatoer It be k-ro:uia. CiZ raaipuoa, aj pallts, UVcers, Sores, Tum-irs.R-,iir ttrysipeUa. or Salt-KheuAm, diseases of uL tuna. Kidneys. Budd-r, Womb, oin- jj, ttoaiaeb or Bowels, etuer chrome or eo s'lvu tlonal, tne virus ot th disease is In the BLOoh WhlcB sapades the wast, and builds and ra! fsAira thssi organs and wanted tissues of u System. If tba blood la anuealihy, uie ptocms M repair mast be snsoaad. Th Ssraapa.rtl I Beal vent sot oo'v la a eotapensaUar remedy, bat secures ta moulona aoi loa at eai'U of the or.-ca IlesL.a, sales Uaroaiaoat the entire system functtoisvi kamony, aud supplies the biood-vUt wiiai pure and aeai hy eorre mot new LUe. Theu a, a rew aajs pea lue Barsapsllum, b. i clear sad beautiful. Pimoiaa. nm . Hack pots aud Skla Xrapt ons are removM . cores and Ulcers soon cured. rerauntsir.ri' from Scrofula, Kraptlve Diseases of u,n Eea Moatb, Ears. Leas, Threat and Glands, thai save aocumslaied and spread, slthtr trom uZ. cored diseases or mercury, or trom ins lue s corrosive sublimate, may rely spon a curs a the SarsaparilUan Is ouaUnsied a um lent tims to make Its lmprenaion oa tbe Hvstein. Una bottle contains more of the active trad pies of medicines than any otaer piepa.-atit.iT Takea la Teaspoonful IXiwa, while 01 hers rl aire five or six times as taoch, iii.. rur BsMtloi. MIIMXTTE KEMEDY. Only requires aslaeiteai aot kewra so ra eve paia aad soro acute disease. RADWAyB Heady Belief; la from one to twenty minute, arver suit 1 relieve PAIN with on tborujh appit. ailca no msttor bow violent oreiero U:, i.ie pai vns Rfleumatlc, Bed-roJeo, lnCrm . Creeled erpaua. Neuralgic or prostrated wih dis-- mas surfer, RAD WAT'S KKADi' hELIE? wiJ aflord Instant ease. Sw-aM-waaaAsssi ertt) StMneva. Iihaa. Am t'laie atlavsMrr. nmaaiiM wi lh Baswefts, CsMwam ef the Lnnn K-, Tar DllSWmU ItrvaUkjIoa;. Palaltaiu. a Ula Heart. I.atertea. Cnar. IHDL," ShevtaV I alarrh. ua Ttetkaeks, Meviralciav, Khnaaii,., raM Ckll-a. Asrae t killa, Cnb -11 rroaS Kites. Brah, kamnaer BlaitBta, Jfervaweneaa. S.I(MI CMsjba. Csslata, Mnralan. Pala In tka 4 kseas. Besl aur l.lnaaa are aaataatl MovsaS. ' Fever and Ague. PSTER and AGTJB enred for ss cents. Tries a net a remediid agent in this world that rt care Pever and Ajru-, and o'her Malarti as. mn eu-, carlet. Tyoool 1. Tellow and othsr fevei al. fed by Radway'a PILi) so qilcV as R Wat's JlaaDT l.susr. It will in a few moments, when taken accnri. tr.if to d.rwctlona, cure Cramps, p,auls. sour btomach. Heartourn, Sh-k UesdAChe, D:airt(r, Dysentery, cone, s Ind la La Bovreia, aaj a., latemal Pains. Travelers shoold a!w y carry a bottle ef Riii. way's Retdy Relief w.ta them. A few drops is wa er will prevent sickness or pains irna thanro of wa. r. It is better tnaa Preset brandy or bitters as a stimulant. Ulnars sad LumDermea aaoold always bs pro Tided wrtj it. CAITIOX AB remedial atrents capable of destrnvinr :it by aa overdone should be avotdeil. Morpmne opium, strichnine, arnica hyosctainus, l! other powerful remedies, does at certain Mn.es, In very small do-a, reiieva the pitient du.7n; their action In tbe system, l ot p-ruap b second de. If repeated, may ssr'rvate a sl In rreuse the su.Terln;. and no wr .lo cai.4 deiitll. There b) no n-eess'tv for l .;iiry no rtaln aenis a h-n a positive r'ln.My i;..s Radvry R-a.Jj Rel et alii si. p themsii Srucia.'lr.fir pain qnlrker, w-.thout ectsjUutLa sat dimcuity In either tafa&t or st-.ult. THE TRUE RELIEF. BawatB Rsadt Rixhf Is tee only remed'v Vnt la vofuo Lhat will instantly stop pain. Fifty Cent Per Bottle. Regulating Pills. a Perfect FcrjrtrlTes, s-oiiilug Aperi Bts, Act Without Pain, Alwirs BcUakls, and Natural ia their Operation. 4 TEG2TABL2 STTBSTITCTS PORCALOJfSL. Perfo tly tasteless, elcg-anfTy ooated vrtt. sweet m, perse, regulate, punt-, cl-anse aavl strengthen. RidwatS Pnxs, for 'he rn-e K all D lers Of the S'omach. Unr, B iweis, K'lneys, W.ul.ler. Nervous Dlsessea. H-ad ictie. four in mon, to tlveoess. Ind eestlon. Dvcpepsta, Billoan sa. Fever, 'nfl.imailon of th BowrLs, Piles, aJi'i i: derangements of the Internsl V.scera. War ranted to effect a perfect cure. Purely vege table, eontalnlnz no mercurv, minerals or aele terlous drui.'S. SnT-observe the fbllrwinsr syr cptoms rnl vn from Diseases of the Dlfe-tive organs: tonst -aHtlou, Inward Piles, FulineM ol the Bio d li tbe Head. Acidity of the S-ooiach. Sius'Tt. Eeartburn. Ll-Kust of Food. P diness or Wetft'bt la the Momiich. fcour Iiru:tl.n9, Slnkl - i f Plnttertng- at tbo Heart, t'h .kin orsurreria Sensations wben In a lyinar poeture, Dlmne-.f Tlslon, Do's or Wet0 Before the st-Vt. Fever and Dull Pain tn the Ilea.1. Dericieucy of Per Bptration, Yellowness of the kia snd By. Pain tn the Side. Cne t, 'mK snd Suduet Flushes of Heat. Burnlni; In toe Fl- sh. A fewdoseeor Raowav's Pills will tre tne system from ail the above-named Duexuera. Price, 23 Cents Per Bos. We repeat that the reader must censure wti books and papers on the subject of di snes and their core, among which may bs named - "rale and Traa," "RjmI way Irritable CretnrB, "Kadway sa Sarofuia," and others Rlastax to different elates or Dia OLD BT CKTJGGISTS. READ "a'TALSE AXD TRUK." end a letter stamp to rdwt 4 r . a Wtvrresv, Cor. tbarth (.. 9it Isrk. S-taforniatloa worth thousands win be toyoc EJe GOLDEiM th sTTM(Vt tVAT th wnr)rin frrat smtVr, rtM-iitaT wboin srs Ifi-hoin S-mi-vM.n. -t-r, iTvn, HuM and Ftt-w. .J. O-olt, Ir. Marvh. lr. Mi-t'w.iX Up. Ctiyi?r, ami I'tfu-rH. SsI'-h uimK-n-, Sen-l fi-rnr-culan. P. W. ZItALivR tCUw, WW ArvH 3U,-kJaiiiw SILVER WATCHES FIE! Every week l;d Silver Hrnititir-rsee Witches are rien awmy witu Tlie It .v" l tipiiln. Th namisi of th we wit., trt uau-hsi arc i-ui -li"J emch week. It is tbe Il.-.-t fe.ys' la.vrui tbo WorlX buaj Soauta t a wimple onfiy to (Kinrio.v ri BLisnivu co, lt Wllliaaa .Its Vwrk t llj. 25.000 Fastern Farmers mtitrd to buy th clH-e fttrni" if Hw -ni. Siiiine uitl Ifayett luuurw. in iviitmi MirwiNiri, f'r about wtutf ihf Impr ivrtuenb cot. FT lr iPtiri . lnrir Ura wntav a ixwlai to A. M'KN'r H I;aTT. DIARY FREE CJJT? fssE- fU.. .at-Tt ftftllV sUltllVlW uU re-f',lt ,f tyrQ Tbrff fc. LHraJbkSStrw atvUUO, 1 tuifttitUUlaw. WIJ S M WHERE AND HOW ri r 9 bra.ivauui--eou.siypurcl.a-o ""ot seitie Wrstera karna . . laanila. I'Jeolumnsof invaluable illiis rrated msn-rhr nneof the Editors just returnirs; froma5,Mo mileinspcf:tiont'.nr. .--"end I5.t'r February A.MKKiC A AtiUIC TI.TrRISTt Englian, or tierman. 71 Broadway, Xew 1'ork. " aak PAT nS.I. tt Ht O. F-r.r, o L ti H ' Uiunrh,i ATARBH de- "I"" a mait, ptrtuaurul Cut, mibout VJ m.a riaa of Bulura or aptcsa, oaid aeura Is effe4. will adores al ma frir C'ir calara, OB. WM. BaUiaCHB. Oantrevllla, Ind. ?S A JfJT(fwS AilvsntuiSa SS ZMt to TV. tsyOM rtesid AOVla. Mirt-xka. 40 Imprioad. 41 toiler th Wtps, IS A Marrfd FlicU 47 IC vm too LL. 44 Ont I' Don ti :' ho BoafKara Nei A pply. xw 1 ncirMaMTUIt. win Ji i: n t. si Th TmXm at -Km..? st Diamond Cat iJiaiAwLtl. M Laft till CalUtt r 4S Th Coo1svn1 Mnn Caraaof It. I 1 Aloaaam ttol.tyt M Tns of DfwtlitT I Vt IHT iTwr a tt, MaUlar.tHucr.ArtaMtBA. I 49 TrOid Minor's Dj.i:ti- st lasvor. silI Ui ttaaarJu I as Tl ttvuj Coualo. iwr. '"r -Pjftten Cents, All of th pbove A CO., 22 Bsekman Stre, New York.
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