Easy Figure for the German.
The hgurrs or the German here given
are easy of execution, and require but
little preparation. The first thing to be
done is to ascertain the number ot couples
willing lo dai.ee, and these must te seated
on.cbaiis placed close together, generally
lorminir, a coinpli tc oblong or circle. It
is impossible to carry Urn dance all
tnrouch successfully, and with due ani
mation, without a couple who well under
stand the figures and lead the dance. If
there are two couples, so much the better.
Every one takes a turn at the central per
formance, one after the other, until the
whole number has been through. When
the number of people dancing is Tery
large, it is a good plan to have two pairs
of leaders, and to have every figure done
in duplicate in the centre of the room
at the same time; or sometimes tbe
figures are taken alternately by half the
comptcy, taking one half "ay the top
half for one figure, and the bottom half
for the next figure. The clapping of
bauds always announces tne termination
of a figure.
ISo. 1. First of all, valse generale ; then
the lady leading chooses two gentlemen,
and asks tliem what animals they- will be
call;'. They choose ; she then takes
them up to a lady, who chooses one, and
dances with the other. The gentleman
leading goesturoujjU the same performance,
only wilh ladies, and he asks them what
names of tloweis they will choose.
No. 2. All the gentlemen form a ring ;
a lady is placed in the centre, and she
slips a mask or night cap over the head of
some gentleiuaa.the gentlemen all dancing
around with their back to her; she dances
with the one she chooses.
No. 3. A lady is seated in the centre
of the room, and a h uid bell is presented
to her, cards are dealt round to the gen
tlemen; she rings out any number she
chooses, aud dances with the gentleman
who has a corresponding number on his
card.
ISo. 4. A row of ladies and a row of
gentlemen are placed back to back, oue
geulleman more tnau the ladies; the leader
claps his hand?, and the gentlemen rush
and try to secure a partner; one gentleman
is always left out aud tl e rest all wall!
toge'her.
"o. f. Four ladies are placed in fonr
corners; four gentlemen dance around
them ; each laiy chooses some one ; the
per u Wen stands by her side in tn
nni earner ; at hist all four are chosen,
and they all waltz togi tuer.
No. ti. Ladies uii turned out of the
room, and sLow the tips of their fingers
ri,und the door, which is nearly closed ;
each gentleman chouses a finger, and
Uai.cts wit& the owner, ditto may be done
with gentlemen.
Ni'. 7. A lady is seated in the centre
of the room ; a high hr.t, with a hand
kerchief placed ou the top of it, is placed
at her feet ; a gentleman has to stoop
down on one foot and pick up the hand
kerchief in hiS iuouih without touching
the Co r.
So. 8. A lady is seated in the centre
of the room; a cushion is placed at her
eel; a gentleman is brought up and be
must try to kneel d )wn on the cushion
bvfire she can drag it away wiui her feet:
if the wishes to dance with him, she
leuViS the cushion and lets him kneel.
No. . A lady is seated in the centre
of the room; a looking glass is given her;
a geii'.leu.an is brought up behind her,and
lx ks into the glass over her shoulder ; if
she does not with t ) dance with him she
winis the glass with her pocket hand
kerchief, aud hi remains behind her
chair w hi!; others are brought up.
No. 10. A lady is seated in the ceutre
of the room ; a fan is given : two gen
tlemen sre seated with their fjacKs on
cither side of her. she eives the faa t
one, and goes up and dimces with the
other, tlie oue with the fan pursues the
tLe dancing couple, hoppir g aiter them
and fanning.
No. 11. A lady is seated in the ctntre
of the room ; two gentlemen are seat.-U
with their l acks on either side of her; sua
prefers a gluss of wiue to the one and
dancis with tue ouur.
No. 12. A .'ady stands on a cha:r in
the centre of the room, holding up a
lighted caudle; various gentlemen brought
up jump aud try to tun it out; tne suc
cess! ul oue dauets w:tti the lady.
No. 13. A lady is star ding in the
centre of tn nx ni, Lokling two aprons
lied up; two gei.t!en.en stand m front of
her ; the throws each ot llitm an apron,
and tLe one who first ge's an apion
dances with her.
No. It UmniJcts of flowers are pre
sented to all the gentlemen: they present
their flowers to the ladies they choose, and
dance with them.
No. 15. I Jit to, with ladies, presenting
flowers to gt ut.emen.
No. 10. A good finish to march up two
and two, and bow to tLe host and hostess.
Toor cf Paris.
Talking of the Pans poor, writes a cor
respondent, do you how many of them
there are within the walls of t'ns beauti
ful cit? The latest rcpoit of the Assis
tance ruuluiue sets them down at 123,000.
As the total ptipu'ation, according to the
last census returns published, was roughly
2.000,000, it follows that j'ist six in every
hundred men, women and children are
known to be in want of the common nec
essaries of life. Known, I say, with in
tention, for who can tell how many proud
sad creatures are suffering, aye, and starv
ing, rather than stoop to the so called de
gradation of lirgeing a oust of bread?
Where these 123,000 unfortunates live il
puzzles careless observers to imagine.
One sees fev lieggars on the boulevards
and streets in she heart of Paris. Even
in the humbler quarters the pauper as
Americans aud Englishmen understand the
animal is a rare sight. And yet they
must be somewhere. Cnmiuing over with
charity inspired by the prospect of roast
turkey and pudding, I walked two miles
yesteiday from the opera to the Place
Wagram looking for some deserving ob
ject on whom to bestow a ha t half franc,
aud did not find one. But the question
Where do they live?" is of infinitely less
important than an other, "How do they
like?'" That is the real mystery. The As
sistance I'ubliiiue won't explain it. At the
most it helps a man nH quite to starve.
Perhar ibe pe-iple who go tbe Assistance
for relief can hardly be Said to live at alL
They exist by their mitts. S ruc pickup
cigar ends and sell them. Some open car
riage doors or tun errands. Hundreds
earn a precarious livelihood by inventing
am) making toys for C'hrismas fairs. The
ingenuity of the latter class, though great
ly exaggerated, is .ruly astonishing. fjever
a year passes without a ccore of puzzles
or loves aud domestic trifles being con
ceived by their active brains. It is tbey
who give the oue touch of interest to the
fa r, in itself generally a dull anil insipid
thing enough, not for a moment to be com
pared to the ' te ic Xcuilly or the folre
aux oin tf'tpiccg.
School Headaches.
Scholars are often twitted about the
headacne that invariably atllicts tbcin in
seho 1 and which never comes when they
remain at home. This complaint, like
spring leaver is ridiculed by those inclined
to beiive all children eager to shirk study.
When we consider, however, the defective
vcuti'ution of our common schoolhouses,
which are not as well provided with fresh
air as our jails and prisons, is is small cause
for wonder tba children gape and yawn
through recitations aud have heavy and
aching head?. The sanitary condition of
public (chools in this particular is abomi
nable. Ventilation must either or-me from
the windows, causing colds in ibose whose
backs are exposed to the drauft, or else
through dusty flues which fill the current
imputities. It is impossible to send a deli
cate child to the common public school and
have it prss llnougli the term without sick
nes. Families who can ill afford the out
lay are compelled to place their children in
private school to ensure thera the supply.
of cxyrcn. necessary to good health.
AGRIC CJLTUBE.
WozErse Bern Tne working of
butter U manipulation that requires the
utmost skill, for over-working destroys the
grain of the product, and any mtfion of
the "worker" that produces grinding should
be avoided and to detect this and correct it,
take a quick eye and stead v band. The
chief purpose in working butter is to sol
idify it, and at the same time expel the re
maining buttermilk and diffuse the salt
through the mass, and this last should be
done with as little mixing as will exactly
accomplish the requirement, for the grain
of the salt cutting, the globules of the but
ter, injures the grain of the latter, and the
butter becomes waxy.
The cutter should never exceed a tempe
rature of sixty degrees when worked, as a
higher point causes butter to gravitate tow
ards stickiness, and when worked at too
low a point the butter becomes mealy and
the texture is destroyed.
If at the last working additional salt is
required, care must be takea that the but
ter has become dry, so that it will not be
dissolved; but many dsirymen throw a few
quarts ot water into the "worker" at this
stage to aid in dissolving the salt, add car
ry with it the particles of buttetmiik that
have remained over from the previous
working.
There is a mistaken notion in regard to
salt adding to the keeping quali'y of but
ter. The long keeping Danish butter per
fectly worked, but never receiving a par
ticle of salt, proves that the latter is not,
so far as it relates to the keeping of butter,
a f reserving agent, and that no arucuut of
salt will keep butter, unless certain inles
are observed and requirements met. The
psp&s teem with notices of butter preser
vatives and inventions to keep butter inde
finitely, but It will probably be a long time
be 'ore any of them will come into general
use; and for years to come the long keep
ing butter will be found to be an article
made from cream; where perfect cleanli
ness was observed m obtaining it, and the
butter churned and put into packages un
der a fystem of rules relating to cream,
temperature and working.
Watekiso Houses. Oue thing in the
treatment of work horses in hot weather we
are disposed to deprecate, viz: the custom
of watering them three times a day and no
more. It is simply cruelty on tin pvrt ef
man toward his beast, to compel the team
to plow or mow from early morning until
noon, or from noon until mgbt without
allowing it the privilege of a refreshing
draught. It is inconvenient, many times,
to water the team during the forenoon or
afternoon, and we are apt to thsnk the time
thus taken lost, but when the farmers'
millennium comes, there will probabiy be
drinkirg troughs in every field, supplied
from some elevated spring, or from a run
ning stream. In the meanwhile time 'lost'
in iking good, evm though it may be in
behalf of the dumb animals, is weU "lost''
it may be regained. Could they speak
it might be to say that tbey would like to
be treated, li the matter of timet for food
and drink, somewhat as we their wise
masters are accustomed to treat our
selves. Fish Farming. It matte an old tanner
start to be told that a quarter of an acre ol
ground covered with water can be made
more profitable in food-raising in the way
of fish than a quarter of an acre cultivated
in anv other wav, The German carp is a
vegetable, as well as a grain feeder, and
con support itself, if necessary, on the ve
getable growths which 1 ne our ponds and
streams, and, when fed on corn, will re
turn twice as n.uch in food as the same
quantity fed to pigs and cattle. And while
this fih, it let alone, does its own foraging,
it can br fattened on grain and vegetables
as well as any other stock. Its most pro
fitable food, however, is corn just taken
from the crib and burned
Fecit Ckllaks. A special cellar, not
connected with the cellar, is sunk deep,
lined with straw and mortar, and rising
only three inches above the surface, where
there is a small window. The cover of
the cellar is double, and filled with ino38
or sawdust, over which is a roof. Tue bar
reled apples are placed in the cellar just
before severe frosts, through a trap door.
which is ften closed and packed. The fruit
is taken out at intervals d-jrug mild days
in YY inter for market or tor other uses. In
all cases a fruit room should- be entirely
separate from other apartments; if in the
basement of the house, a sufficient bnck
partition should divide il from the rest of
the cellar, and hanging windows and ther-
momoter regulate the temperature.
The Cosbtitpents or Plants. Most
farmers are apt to think that crop derive
most of the substances they feed upon from
the soil This Is a mistake. Take for in
ctar.ee, the hay crop; the carbon, hydrogen
and oxygen, which constitute 92 per cent
of the organism of the plants, all come
from the atmosphere and enter into their
structure, while the other 8 per cent, is
made up of nitrogen and mineral elements
denved from the soil. From this it would
appear that all the farmer has to do is to
supply the nitrogen and mineral matter by
means of fertilizers captaining them, Uie
other 92 per cent being supplied by the
atmosphere; hence me necessity for fre
quent stirring of the soil for the free ad
mission of the air.
Kit FOR WlNTEB AND KaBLT UrtCTSO
Pastfee. Rye sown among standing corn
will do almost equally as well for winter
and early spring pasture as if it had been
done at the last working of the corn, as
the first rain will cause it to tprout and
take roet just as well as if it had been put
in with cultivators, bow uot leas than a
bushel to the acre. Ewes and lauibs and
yearlings may be then turned on it after
Christ mar, and kept on until the 1st of
April, when it may be set apart either for
turning under as a manure or saved for a
crop.
Increasing iTarsi Mascre. A very
good plan for increasing the supply of
home made manure, may be adopted by
farmers generally with equal success. It is
merely I y placing in alternate layers iich
stable manure and turf and sods until the
heap is some six feet high and as long as
you please, and then, after a time, begin
ning at one i no. of the pile to turn the
whole over. As the turf and sods rot tley
will absorb the rich gases generated by the
msnure, and which might othi Twite escape
thus forming a most excellent compost for
all kinds of crops.
As Illinois farn er who keeps twenty
horses, some of them worth $1,500 each,
writes trat he pastures them at all limca
in fields fenced with barbed wire, halftone
it for years, and had no harm result from
U lief ore turning them out be first leads
the m to the fenci and lets them rub their
noses against the barbs, and the hint is
sufficient They know enough after that
to keep away from the fences.
To prevent falling olf of hair of a horse's
mace, or to restore the growth, rub the
skin of the part with the following mix
ture, viz: One pint of alcohol and one
drachm of tincture of cantharides. Give
the horse a (luce of sall(l2 cz), and feed
some wheat bran, which wall llay the ir
ritation of the tlin, to which the loss cf
hair is due.
Wheat is more voluable cut at a stage
which would be commonly considered a
little early than when left to become over
ripe. Tne celluk se or woody fibre rapidly
increases In the days of over-ripening, giv
ing more bran and less flour, thus materi
ally reducing the milling value of the
wheat.
Rrmiira fmm the DeJawae beet-aiurar
factories say that the drought cut the crop
.inrf an that hsia have tn be obtained
UVl "
trom New York, to keep the factories run
ning. There is a deficit in the crop in
Europe, and the prices are expected to go
higher. . -
DOMESTIC
fiipvii Pakoakes This is an article
eanMHaliv heloninnff to a restaurant biH of
ra far ita nnlv difference from common
pancake or good wheat flour batter cakes
is in Its being baked tnicx; nearly aa uuca
as the omelet pan is deep; and such a cake
elmrart constitutes a meal by itselL The
fnllnarinv ia Hut nnwkeat WIT: One Dint
nf miiir inmii nn with- ten vo'ks of etres.
four ounces of melted butter, inree oasung
rwintiilir hii e aall: two leaSDOoniuis ui
baking powder; one pound or qiart tf
flour; one pint more mux vo win u
Put one itint of milk in a pan and all the
other things with it Stir herd, rubbing
the soft dough smooth and free from lumps,
and then add more milk gradually. Put a
.nnr.nr.it nf hnt tnrd in tne small omelet
frying pan. pour in about a er-ffee cu. ful
of butter and case u iigui umwu uu im
ci.u, sr with hitler and ivrur. TLese
rakes are richer maJe wtih the yolks only
than when the whole eggs are put in.
Tort Uuroo Commercial!
Charles Nelson, Esq., Proprietor Nelson
ecentlv. observed :
I suffered so much with Rheumatism that
my arm withered, and physicians couia
not help me. I was ir. despair of my life,
nm. rwwt ' IVIRl'll me tO ITT St
muu '"' " - .
Jacob's OiL I did so, and aa if by magic
1 was instantly relieved, ana ny me con
tinued use of the Oil entirely cured. I
thank heaven for having used this
wonderful remedy, for it saved my lif.
It also cured my wife.
i... Mivritm- "Jpnnr Lind Pan
cakes. One pound of flour; six ounces of
i ir : . m il. .
sugar; fourteen eggsrone-naii nm. ui uui,
one large spoonful of melted butter; one
pint of cream to whip, half cop of brandy;
little salt. Separate the eggs and mix the
yolks with milk, throw in Ihe sugar, butter,
brandy and salt, then all the flour and mix
up smooth. Whip the cream and mix that
with the butter, then whip the whites and
stir it Bake thin pancakes in omelet pans.
Being sweet they burn easily. When dons
on both sides spread a spoonful of currant
jelly on the pancake and roll it up like an
nmolot Hi ft nowdered suear on ton. Or
roll up plain and serve a litt'e jelly in the
dish.
Pnrrs Pates Small Patties. A deli
cate sort of soall patties have the crust
made by frying the coating of batter that
will adhere to a solid copper shape that is
dinned into it by immersion in hot lard.
The shell can be shaken off when done
and the copper wiped and dipped in the
batter again tor another. The batter will
not adhere if the copper shape is made too
hot The German pancake batter or that
made from wattles will answer; the test
for the purpose is the French trying butter
made with oil and wine. Fill the shells
with chicken or partridge or other minced
meat 'lbtf copper shape will hardly be
found ready made. Get a copper bolt made
into the outward shape ef a very small flu
ted tumbler, but solid, and a handle a foot
or two in length fastened in tie top to dip
it by.
Fort Way nr (InA) Sentinel.)
tVLcn aliout twelve years old. said Mr.
Geisman, of the Globe Chop House to
our representative, I met with an accident
with a horse, by which my skull was
fractured, and ever siuce 1 have suffered
with the most excrusiating rheumatic
pains. Of late I applied St Jacob's Oi
which has given me almost total relief.
L'BANBfcRKT Sacce. After removing all
soft berries, wash thoroughly, place for
about two minutes in scalding water, re
move, and to every pound of fruit add
three-quarters of a pound of granulated
sugar and a half pint of water; stew to
gether over a moderate but steady fire. Be
careful to cover and not to stir the fruit,
but occasionally shake the vesiel or apply
a gentle heat if in any danger of sticking
or burning. If attention to theie particu
lars be given, the berries will retain their
shape to a considerable extent, which adds
greatly to their appearance when on the
table. Boil from five to seven minute,
remove from the fire, turn into a deep dish
and set aside to cool. If to be kept, they
can be put up at once into air-tight jars.
Sponge Fritters. A sott and spongy
soit different from the common made with
a broiled paste. One pint of wa'cr; four
ounces of butter; eight ounces of Hour;
oue ounce of sugar. Boll the water, sugar
and butter together, then put in the- flour
all at once, as if making queen fritters,
and let the paste cook about five minuter.
Then take it from the fire and work in the
following and beat well; two cinces of
flour; half cup of water; five eggs, flavor
ing of nutmeg or vanilla; one teaspoonful
cf baking powder. Fry spoonfuls in a
saucepan of hot lard. Serve with wine or
brandy sauce.
Veal Stew. Cut tour pounds ot veal
into strips three inches long, and one inch
th'ck; peel twelve large potatoes, and cut
them into shoes one inch thick; spread a
layer of veal on the bottom of the pot,
sprinkle in a little salt and pepper, then a
layer of potatoes, then a layer of veal seas
oned as before. Use up the veal thus:
over the last layer of veal put a layer of
slices of salt pork, and over the whole a
layer of potatoes. Pour in water till it
rais' S an inch over the whole; cover It
close, heat it fifteen minutes and simmer it
an hour.
A irt Wholesome Familt Socp.
Two pounds of neck of beef, one pound of
peeled potatoes, four onions, one stock of
celery; cup of beef and vegetables, and
put them into a sauce pan, with three
ausrts of cold water; next add two ounces
of pearl barley and let it all simmer two
hours; Ihen add half a pound of bread
crusts, with pepper and salt to taate and
simmer two hours longer; then rub the
whole through a wire seive; add one tea
poonful of browning and one of mush
room catsup; boll all up again and serve.
SaflTcrlua; Wunara.
There is but a very small proportion of
the women of this nation that do not suffer
from some of the diseases for which Kidney-Wort
is spec fi. When the bowels
have become costive, headache torments,
kidneys out of fix, or piles distress, take a
package and ils wonderful tonic and ren
ovating power will cure you and give
ew life. Watchman.
Oatmeal ProDiso Mix two ounces of
fine Scotch oatmeal in a quarter of a pint
of milk; add to il a pint of boiling ni'lk;
sweeten to taste, and stir o er the fire for
iei minutes; then put in two ounces of
kitted bread criu bs; sift untd the mix
ture is stiff; then add cne oui ce of shred
suet acd one or two well-beaten eggs,
and a little flavoring or grated nutmeg:
put the pudding in a buttered dish and
bake slowly for an hour.
Breakfast Kcseb. Two cupfuls of
sweet milk, two eggs, two spoonfuls cream
tartar, one teaspoonful ef soda, half a cup
ful of white sugar, about four small cup
fuls flour. Beat tie eggs very light: put
he cream of tartar in the flour, and add
the soda the last thing. Bake in a long
pan in a quick oven.
Cith-ox Pcddiso Line your d sh witn
puff paste; slice thir, orange, lemon and
citron reels, of each one ounce, tix eggs
(leaving out four white s) well beaten, quar
ter pound of loa sugar, and quarter pcuud
butter melted; whisk all well together, and
pour into the dish; beke one hour and
serve.
Marrlehead Caie. Grate the crumbs
of a stale loaf of tread, and rift out all the
lumps. Stir in milk till a thick batter is
formed. Beat eggs, allowing two to every
pint of milk, till smooth, and add to the
batter; add a little salt Beat all well to
gether, and bake one hour and serve.
Celery Salad. Nothing goes better
with duck than, celery salad the celery
chonned fine and the dressinaT touched a
trifle with red pepper.
HUMOROUS.
The young 'milkman and bis betrothed
stood before the registrar of marriages.
"Do you take this miik at em! this man
for butter or for worse?"' the efficial in
quired. The gri said it never a-curd to
her before, but she supsosed she wloud if
that was the only whey.
"BEVAME SOCXD AND WELL." '
Hatcher's Statics, Ua., March 27 1876.
R. V. Pierce. M. D.: Dear Sirilj
wife, who hod been ill tor over two years
and had tried many other medicines, be
came round and well by using your "Fa
vorite Prescriptions." My niece was al
so cured by its use. after several physi
cians had failed to do her any good.
Tours truly, Thomas J. Miravct.
Mr. Lover tells a good anecdote of an
Iru-bman giving the pats-word at the battle
os Fontenoy, at the time the great Saxe
was Marshal.
The pass-word ia Saxe; now dont for
get it," said the Colonel lo Pat
Sackf! Faith and I will not Wasn't
my father a miller! "
"Who goes therer' cried the sentinel,
after te arrived at the post.
Pat looked as cofldently as possible, and
in a sort of whispered bowl, leplied.
'Bagsl yer hoi. or!"
Mast years ago, in Connecticut, a cer
tain Justice was called upon to liberate a
worthless debtor, by receiving his oath
thai he was not worth five pot mis. "Well,
Johnny," said the Justice, as he entered,
"can you swear that you aie not worth
five pounds, and never wi.l be?"'
"Why," answered the other, rather cha
grinei at gthe question, "I can swear tnat
I am not worth that amount, just at pres
ent" "Well, well," returned the justice, "I
can swear to the rest so you can go."
Young men, and middle aged ones, suf
fering from nervous debility and kindred
weaknesses, send three stamps for Part
VII of Dime Series Books. Address
World's Dispensary Medical Associa
tion, Buffalo, N. Y.
A Torso man proposed for the hand of
a beautiful giiL As she hesitated about
replying, he said: "I await your answer
with bated breath. The girl, who was a
good deal of a humorist said: "Well,
Mr. Man, yt.i will have to bait your breath
with something besides high wines and
Limberger cheese to catch your bumble
servant. Good evening."
A hes is roost inconsiderate and unac
countable. Now that she can lay eggs
worth three cents apiece, she takes a vaca
tion, and refuses to have anything at all to
do with business. - By-and-by, when
chicken seed are down to fifteen cents a
dozen she will put on extra help, and
even work nights to flood the market
The hen is no financier.
Sick and bilious head leue, and all de
rangements of stomach and bowels, cured
by Dr Pierce's "Pellets" or antibilious
granules. 25 cents a vial. No cheap
boxes to allow waste of virtues. By drug
gists. TitorAANrM or vniinir men in this coun
try would become millionaires if they
could accomplish it by standing on the
street corners, wiln bands in tueir pocneis,
spitting tobacco Juice on the wanes anu
making themselves both ornamental and
obnoxious.
Sokne in a recitation room, '-The an
cient Egyptians were in, the habit of sacri
ficing red headed girls to the devil." Au
burn-haired student "What did ther do
with the auburn-beaded boysf Professor
"Why, they supposed they would go of
their 04 accord."
A bad case ot n. sr.: Gus Singsadly is as
deaf as a post During one of the cold
days of last week a friend told him he
would freeze his ears if he did not protect
them in some way. "Suppose they do
freeze." said Singsadly, "W hat harm will
that d"f They're no good."
A Professor of French in an Albany
school recently asked a pupil what was the
gender of academy. The unusually bright
pupil responded that it depended on
whether it was a ma'e or female academy.
It seems impossible that a remedy made
of such common, simple plants as llops,
Buchu, Mandrake, Dandelion, A, should
make so many and such great cures as
Hop Bitters do ; but when old and young,
rich and poor, pastor and doctor, lawyer
and editor, all testify to having been cured
by them, you must believe and try them
yourself, and doubt no longer.
"Ma," said a little girl who bad lust
sommenced her lessons in geography.
"whereabouts shall I find the state of mat
rimony?'' "Oh," replied the mother "you
will find that to be one cf the United
States."
Timoleox comes nou.e with a hat that
sinks down to his nose. His wife is hor
rified. "But that thing don't fit you, at
alt my dear." "I know it dont, and I
told the batter so. But he showed me his
gold medal, and what could I doi"
A St Louis man who dreamed that ne
was being scalped by the Indians, awoke
to And that bis wife, who had dreamed
that she was superintendent of an orphan
asylum, was drawing him out of tne bed
by the hair.
Ose by one the beautiful legends of the
world are fading into nonentities. It is
now said there is no race of tailed men in
Borneo. Perhaps they don t put the pre
mium list high enough, and the men
wouldn't race.
St. Jacob's Calendar. The race of
Saints has been supposed to be extinct,
and the age f miracle) to be past, but tt
Jacob we find still has his headqiiarters in
Baltimore, Md., and has produced ss the
best evidence that he still lives, a bright
and attractive New year's souvenir, in the
shape of a calendar which besides the
weather predictions is embellished with
many handsome illustrations. If his cal
endar is as good as his Oil it must be first
rate, as many of the cr.rcs effected by the
latter are almost miraculous.
A Chicago girl's usefulness: Thirteen
men crossed Fifth street dry s od yester
day by simply following in the tiacks of a
Chicago girl who is here on a viait
Narrow escape: "Ike has an irrigating
disease; Charlotte russe broke out all over
bur, and if he hadn't worn the Indian
beads as an omelet it doubles would have
calumniated fatal! v."
"Now I shall catch a man," were the
first words uttered by a woman after being
elected constable in a New England town.
Dows in Texas when they want lo
express loathing for a man, tbey say he's
mean enough to hand a pint bottle filled
with water to a friend in a dark night.
"TKAitnrtnri sairi mv wife liajl rrv
sumption. Tried 'Lindsey's Blood Search
er, ana sue nas better neaitn tnan evtr.
G. H. Hubbard, Hampden, Ohio.
Quest: When a man has his teeth stop
ped ought he to charge the erst to inci-den-tal
expenses?
The man who won't work fer a dollar a
day will spend two hours trying to solve a
riddle for nothing.
Food for reflection Eating a large sup
per and going to bed to lie awake and
think about it
A has cannot smoke his agar too short
unless he smokes it too long.
- Wbex Sir Nicholas Bacon, a judge in
the reign of Qocen Elizabeth, was oh the
bench, he was strongly importuned by a
criminal, to save bis life on the score of
relationship.
How so?" Inquired the Judge.
"Why," replied the culprit, my name ia
Hog, and yours is Bacon, and hog and
bacon arc so near kin, that tbey can net be
separa'ed.
"Aye," sail Sir Nicholas, ''but you and
I can no', be related, except you be hanged;
bog is no bacon, till it is well banged."
Tub following advertisement appeared
lately: ' Made their escape a husband's
affections. Tbey tlisnppeared immediately
on seeing his wife with her face and bands
unwashed at breakfast."
STOMACH tf
A remolT with onc-h a rrpntation as IToatrttcr's
Stomai-H Bitter ilenervc a fair trial. If jn are
tlTnp?tic, your malariy will eventually jit-fil to it;
If .Too are frrlile, Uu-k deh and fn-1 ik-pon lent, it
will boih buiM anl cheer you up : If you are con
Mipaieil, It will relieve, ami if ImIiou. healthfully
niuiuiaie your liver, noni iespooi, uui make
th a elfort in Ihe nirlit ilireetion.
or aale by all bruirgisis anl Dealer Kenerally.
CRS. ITCH L PlHKHiM. CF lYiil KiSS
r. -w j
LYDIA E. PiNKKAfti'f
VESZTAELB COSITOUim
aWaWaVaWSBBBwawawaaaaaBBBSBBBBWaSwawawawaaaaaBaaawa iaa
Ii po-iMr Pnrq
Wfttl tlwsso P-tiMlM. 'OT?Uim fttjj wTt:!ftT
MfSfatSaM lMir SCt fs fMrC paful(l HU
It will cut cnUrrl" tbs ctt form of 1'ccji Coi
jfc.iiT", slH ormritui ttrmMea, Ic.TtsrrsUion and Clrei
On F&Uinff and PtiJaggnut ftrd UjA f ir.ui
Spinal WikncM, and if puttxiTtT lffUl to t
Chanc of Lift.
It win dlawohr aiuf ?TTKtrimrrt r. th ntra'
aa csarrr ataff of dtvlopinrt.t. Th tmVnrT ts- ct?
erroiM honors ther la eb-rkrd rr srprwviJ v l,r ta tt
It irmorea ftJntiBtwa, fiatsiVikt-ydv" y -J crat
foratinmlaota. ttd -.iTa wrealrn of the rtoiuas
It cure Bfc-mtlxifc, H-UcfkM, Nrroi PntrtUtc
Ganeral Pebtiit, tliMyhcwsw. Drimalom act. It''
ffesjtiofa.
Taat frAlixtaf of bcarliiA; Vwrrs, rmateog aia. wrltf1.
and barkacha. ia aU-7 rttiaiirct: j tntmt br tu a
U will all timM aod urJr all ciivtmfianctra art "i
baravti7 with tbr Ui thai e-orrrtt tbr frmal T f
F:. too cm of KHtnry Ojei; iut of oilier li
Compt-ncl is msmrfmtm-A.
LYPIA E. I INkHAVH VECETARLE CO!!
PJ1 VDfc prrpirrd ot 3 and t2 Western ATom.e
InMJua, Prieo fx Six twnWa ft Se nt by aw
In Us form of fuUa. also ttbe fens of lovnvea, oc
-aseripC of prlco. per b for thr. lira, r.okbaif
fr-wly aiwrwrf all setters eaf ioqulry. Senei uc pamj a
let. 4dtliuai aa abv. Xentiom tkia report
Ho fasmily ahouM br witaaotst LYDIA E. PTXTCAS 1
LTVEK IUXA fjry euro eoKattisatlnfk, Mltntiana t
aad torptttitr of th liver. & rnU rcr tox.
M-Nsalsl all lvifa.-a
lit ml'ariMaadli-! Jlrdic.ai rrr Hade.
Aeolmbtnatfc of Hop Buchu, Man
tfrakld Dandelion. nhai;ttit-taid
aiot c nra fU pro pert seat of all other Bittera,
utkMitMinraim hiooo i-urifier. Liver
Res U l tor, an) iJteaml HuA luuring
Atfeut on
Ho Atoms ct fWrwdMy V nW i Hp
fetters ara qw rcd and perfect are taetr
Tir; pTt sit liVt aslrcrto titiJitilrlm.
Tn Ail hMi a m iniJtus nseiita caosa irrs-miian-
ty of the butTtoor urinary onrana, or wao r
qmlra aa Appetiaerk. To& anJmUd Stimalant,
HapBttmiMlovuiLWIWK'w'u,oUT intoa-
lcatlnZa
XotiasUtor what roar feW'tlntr or sTjrmptnma
are wliat toe aicarror ail mmeai u ose Hod ii.t-
tera. Itoot wait until 70a ar sick but it yoa
onljfeelbad or sai!craMe, at oacsv
Itmar mrarourlifc.Uhail,airt huadreUsV
S500 wJl be paid for a eml they arm not
euro or help. Do ao ara.Ter .Wt mr 'rtenj
euffer.but use ami nrtre taem nae Hop B
Reasemher, Bop Bitters Is BkVtfe, drurvTl
trail ken aoKtranv but the PUrettttha bet
Medieine e-r made; the AUItesW ROW
and Ora" and bo pursue er Caasllj
tlr-TIr DO S1UOU1 UUD.
D. I.C. an ahmtate and Irresif-tibio c
IurirTUOKtOJiesk, v:it Dwoin, wuaim
narcotica. Aii aell by di-ufnrUta,
for Circular. Mtasn lif. Caa,
m 7
a n nn a tear ad expfnsks to
Ik Antnta. OntUt fma. Addrrm P. S
yf I S S vicarai. AasaMa. hiw
YOUNG MEN MW.2oISt
and be certain of a atttwtk-n. addraea VAlaEll
Vitua, aiaiMariue. wiacunain-
CONSUMPTION.
I have a rxw-itive rrmeflT f- r the lrTe dissrt : br itn
Jim tnouriaiidrt t cawiM of the wiTrt kind and ot Usf
ttaruiiiiK have bests cured. Indeed. a ftrcnsr 1 my
fi:h in itHrtfla.'V. that 1 ail) ktii1 TWO B H TI.KS
1 h tK. t vUut w Ui a V A LI A HI , K I K r A 1 1 SK . n tins
diswa v any auff. n r. Kxi wan-t KO. ailtna.
l'la. 1. a. diajk, 31. 1-1 ivan rL, e k rt.
FITS
A Ladlna; La4ait TliysleUaaj
(raaaalltOae Offlrc 1st Slenr
Terk rr tfce Crnre)
rPILKPTIC FITS.
rKosf ix. aoraic il or xrxtrvx.
Dr. Ab. Meaerole (late rf LrnidonV vrho wiaren a
penalty of Efhiepsy, haa without doulit tretrd aod
cured aiore raw than any other liviiur phynwnan. Hie
buoobmi haa simply tMn afni&hiDir ; we have beard of
caaea of over i yeara -tandixnr luirewf ullr eared by
him. He ha pnMiahed a we rk nn this diw-am, which
neaenda, with a Isnre bettle of his wonderful cure, free
toany uTtvt who niy send their eiTv and pot
oniof addreasv We ad use any one wliiiiaf a cute to
adilreos.
Da. Aa MESEROLE, No. M John U New Tork.
FOR LADIES ONLY.
aWaar of women are prppatvd by the moat competent
and reliable ihytri iaua. wUobave made such dieaaea
a spsyial hie rtudy. Iati ta can be ancreAifully
treated by mail Adtk i strer. Letters btuctlt
ooNriDKKTXAU He nd drarriptinn of symptoms or If
aot in need of rctnethea. w-nd for our Hn.t to La
diea." which riTra nnvH and tntereatina' inrormtioo
Fjf kaaii om,t. it win pleurae vnn. r ree. Addrma
Mrs. MtRiH J, VAX RA KfcJf, becretary, 1M
lrankiiii btreet, iiuflaio, N. V.
'PENSIONS TO ALL
I'MMUrManvtM. lk lorn ft Safw ar M
hrUIlT.lM fkcsrlm.iUufWIha tall
m in tuui, rm..iniM, m u
peMna. 1 pnjrar awmm whet dtebarfi
w4 FornM rMmm. N taw, itn aa
MMTB. tWHta, I dalaal . !
aaa)a.f.tiati.aiAWiiM.gai.B.tt
1 MJ
I fTA 1 I
ii 1
Prawss aaasar
akaa as. Aa
sssSS
Thbcst and parry: The eminent coun
sel bad been f peaking for four boors ia a
complicated appeal cate concerning a
boundary; wall, wben, on gazing at tbe
beneb, be form J that all tbe judges were
Si let p. 1 (ball not continue mv argu
ment, " said bev with great dignity; "1
never p'ead, yoiir bonorj, s bfe you sleep."
Coa'inue, brothf r," said the Chief Jus
lice, benevolently; ."though 1 am differ
ently constituted and never sleep except
wben you pleadl"
It is tbe fashion for many people to
neglect nature's laws and blame Provi
dence for tbe result. A favorite thiug
with them is to neglect a Cough or Cold
instead of using that unfailing means of
relief. Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. 25 cents
a bottle.
Want any species of cloves?' asked
a peddler of a aa oon keeper one day last
eek. ''Vat I vant urn!'' asked tbe pro
prietor. "To tike away tbe smell of beer
from tbe breath,'' said tbe peddler. "1 ake
away dot smell ot beer!' exclaimed tbe
man behind the counter. "You got some
dings vat makes iler shnu-Il stay on, and I
buys biui."
Your lion Bitters have
been of great value to me. 1 was laid up
with typhoid fever lor over two nun
and could get no relief until I tried yonr
iinn Uii-a To those snfferimr from
debility or any one in feeble health, 1
cordially recommend inem,
J. C. BTOETZEL,
6S3 Fulton st , Chicago, UL
A I'bUosopbical bookseller saying that
everv rba?e of humanitv represented some
kind of a book, was asked what kind of a
publication a baby represented. A
baby, replied he, "is a primer of human
ity, bound In more rocker."
1 always did like tbe character of St.
Paul,' said a boarding house keeper, "for
be once said, you know, that we must eat
what is put Before us, and ask no ques
tions for conscience sake. I always
thought I sboulu like him for a boarder."
'UorsEKEEPER" We Jo not know why
plum-pudding was so nan-ed, unless it was
because it contains every thing from dirt
to nightmare, except plums.
Sir John Lubbock maintains in his last
Linn nan Society paper, that boe prefer
blue flowers to those of any other color.
Bus the objection may fairly be raised.
How, if bees have so much to do with tbe
origin of flowers, have we few blue
ones? lie met this by suggesting that all
(lowers weie oricinaily green, and then
passed through white or yellow, and gen
erally red before becoming blue. He says
that an ant may live seven er eight years
M j Good Woman,
Why arc you so out of sorts, never able to
tell the folks that you are well t Ten to
one it s all caused in tbe first place by
habitual constipation, which no doubt
finally caused deranged kidneys and liver,
The sure cure for constipation is the cele
brated Kidney-Wort. It is also a specific
remedy for all kidney and liver diseases.
1 bousands are cured by it every month.
Try it at once. Toledo Iliad.
"It's a disgraceful abame!" exclaimed
Mrs. Smith as ber lord and master came in
in a demoralized condition. "You've been
drinking again, acd it was only last week
that you took tbe pledge. "Just my
luck," said bmith: "I break everything 1
get a bold of."
Tub Pen's McrcAiLiFS Insurance Co.
The thirty-fourth annual report of this
favorite Philadelphia institution has been
promt't'y riven the public, upon which
it depends for support. Of the Philadel
phia Compiuie, which ceuertlly are in
rood standing, it is one of tbe most pros
perous. During the year 1331, not the
most favorable for insurance, the net as
sets bavs pr .wn fro.n $0,944,824.75 to
$7,314, 6io 0:l, and those who lake risks
therein, can do so wilh the assurance that
their losses will be promptly settled w ith-
out unnecessary or annoying bligalion,
A Peiuox overheard two countrymen.
who were observing a naturalist in the
field collecting lnsec's, say one to another:
"V hat's that tellow doing, Johnf " A hy,
he's a naturalist." "What that?"
"Why, one who catches gna-s, to be sure! "
Mrs. Lydia E. Piakham, 233 Western
Ayenue, Lynn, Mass., is rapidly acquiring
an enviable reputation for the surprising
cures which daily result from the use of
bcr V egetable Compound in all female
diseases. Send to her for pamphlets.
Little Marv, who is six years old and
verv fond of big words, took offense at
something her older brother said. "Why,
Mary, I did not mean my answer in anv
such sense as you suppoee,' said the boy.
"Well, you intimidated as much, any
way," replied tbe angry little miss.
A great improvement bos recently been
made in that useful product Caebolinb,
a deodorized extract of petroleum, which
is the only article that really cures bald
ness. It is now the fiuest of hair dress
ings. "Tbe Lord loveth a cheerful giver," but
there's no use chucking a copper cent into
a contribution box loud enough to make
file people in the back scat think the com
munion service bad tumbled oS the a'tar.
a Urn's Brain Food
Cures Nervous Debility and Weakness
nf Generative Organs, $1 all druggists.
Send for circular. Allen's Pharmacy, SIS
First av., H. 1.
Some men a-e ireor.etant creatures.
They will get up in the middle of the night
and throw their ihx Ls at a dog txc.ut t le
is how i-g, nd lh next night pa? five
dol'ars a scat to bear an Italian opera.
A Sura Car far flta
will be sent by uai! to any address, post
paid, on receipt of one do'lar. Address
J. Alonzo Greene, Indian Doctir. (IS
Pine street., St. Louis, Mo.
A nAMs')ME lady entered a dry goods
store and Inquired for "a bow." The
polite clers threw himself back and re
marked tbatbe was at ber service. "Ye,
but I want a bi ff, not a green ore, " was
the reply. The young man went on meas
uring goods immediately.
J. F. Davis, of Pottsmouth, Ohio, sold
in one year fourteen thousand boxes of
"Sellers Liver Pills." They cure malaria.
Sympathetic: "I fed for yoo deeply."
said the hungry man, probing about his
soup dow i for a stray oyster.
A becest African explonr in giving a
account of bis travels, sp as of ants ore
inch 'on-. TLe fcsccts mut be gi ants.
Thinking Men
should take Warner's Safe Kidney ami
Liver Cure.
Qualification: She told him that she
could revt b'S mind like an open bonk and
then softly ade'ed, "b'ank book."
Rough on Rata."
The thing desired found at laaL Aak dm -
git for Kongh on Kala. It rfeara oat lata
duo", ruachea, (has, bedbug 15c texe.
On Thirty Days' Trial.
The Voltaic Belt C& UarahaO. H eh- will
send their Electro-Voltaio Belta ind ot' ar
Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to
any penon afHicttv. with Nervous Debility,
Lost Vitality, and kindred troubles, tnarantes-ing-
complete restoration of vigor aad man
hood. Address as above without delay.
P. a No tvk is incurred, aa SO days' tr si
s allowed.
Moras. Mom ft Hbadlt MrnoAl Lu
Bul.ii inf, T-qiu antf CbesLoai aurxt Mat ub
hnval a superb atf&:k 01 rxt-rtv &n guUvif Di
moQua. which tbey jlTr mi m low pruxm m
stones or t ax4. quAiiiy, w i Tfnrl silts t on 1st
u4 sivftp. caa & mui La
A Surprised LocomotlTO
r A Swearing Engineer.
The people lo" the line of
railway ffom Tramway Landing,
La..Vthe in ft mi town were mir
priaed and amused at a recent
occurrence, to many tran
things, however, are constantly
prenentinc themselves to the at
tention of the people now-s days
that genuine Misprises are few
indeeOi This was the exception.
We have read of the "painted
hip on a painted ocean." ami
witnessed the "DOetrr of mol ion."
as shown in dancing, but hsd
never heard of oecoraiive an
In rapid flight on a railway
train nnUl this time. I"eople
-1 .lik alilAamlBlin.
der, the locomotive and ten
ner ana ruu train - -tne
through the country,
adorned on every available
pot with the magfaal wonls
-ST. Jacobs Oil:" It looked
. .. if i,U ffUnUvaf INHOr
Iiuwvu ' - ,
llioes. HHAaeuHuuiiujv,
li tne unp
denceof the
advertisin g
man be tbe
messnri it
itsndsnl.
It looked
Iwnnytosee
tbe train
and eneine
swathed
with these
parti -color
ed rheu
matic wrap
pings: and
st s conve
nicnt op
prr t ii n i I y
our corres
pondent in-
Suired of
ic conduc
tor what i:
ail meant ?
"Why. ft meansthat my whole train j.ks likes
travelinii menagerie.'" said tiie conductor. I
laid up my train at Tramway, as nsiial.and. dar
ing tbe hours of balmy sleep.' I suppose some
of those slvertiing wrefhes hacke-l np their
kit and posted it from front bJ rear. I don t
know why tney did it: but there stands tli-elon-ated.
red and yellow facts staring you in
the face, and just as prominentas a rabt.it ears.
It's hard luck strangt-r, but 1 guess it s ad right.
Oaltatim ITex.) ltjrfy Journal.
iirnisiMaw-wisKfirn
THE GREAT CURE
poa
RHEUMATISM
As U ! for all dmeman of tfa KIDNEYS,
LIVER AND BOWELS.
It elsMiisrsi the wyitem of tho arrid poliot i
that teauara tlso 6r?-tful muSenug w nich
ooly tha vietima of Rhenmali-rm can realiaa.
THOUSAfiSS Cf CASES
of th worst sbrms er this terrible disease
bsvs bean quickly relieved, ia a short tuns
PERFECTLY CURED
'ssl auger . aod an ii
talc in every part of the Country. In hun
dretlsofcaseaitliaaeurvHl wbereall else bud
fiuled. Itia miM, but eflicient. T TAIN
IS 1TA n, but harmle in all emme;
fWlt elcmMf-. ftiisiirlhw swaasl ew
Lire to all the lmDortautoreaoaof the body.
The natural action of tbe Kxly ia restored.
The Liver ia e.aansedof alldiaeaae.and th
Bowela move freely and healthfully. In thia
w my tbe wont ilnie-we ara eradicated b-oui
tbeeyeteni u
Aa it haa been proved 1y thootwinda that
yvtemof allmorbi J rrrciton. It aboui d be
need in every household aa a
SPRING MEDICINE.
Alwsos e:irrs L.UJOiJS:;XA. o;;ttpa
TiO.;.PILJ and a F21IAI.3 lbsas.
b put nn in Dry T tablr Fa. In tin -UM,
pat-ksrr of wirirh mic .c':art isietltHna.
Abo in Mini J r neentratrU (or
thecnet:i tf -f la nieaiinot racuTprs
pnr it. It ttfts u-ith cnn rficifuci tn n.'-icrdrm.
get rrorT'Tn r.wm pt;cy. si.ss
trill. Lrii itii2litl A C.. rroo's.
HiJn lrh-.'-iwvTw..).l tl c- IHiTQV. VT.
Tklrty-fwarlh Aaaisl Report
or THE
PENN MUTUAL LIFE
Insurance Co.,
OF PUILADELPIIIA.
Net assets, January 1st, 1S1 $S,4,.'i2i T5
KEClvIPTS.
From premloms fl.'ioi.sis 44
rrom interest and rent.... 41iW) 7 l,t;4,tV7 S3
Total : $t,S3o,Kl S
DISBIKSKMEXTS.
Loses snl endowments. . . '.Si; 85
Piridenda to policj-hold-
ers sr:.- 18
8urremlered poiiciej b4,3uti SS
Ke-insuranoe, taxes and
llceniea 5ii 13
Commissions, salaries
medical ree-, legal ex
penses, rents, and agen
cy expenses, e;c . 30,106 90
Advertising, printing. Are
insurance, etc 1S,33 5 12i3jM
Net ansets, Jan. 1st, 1-S1. . S714,fifiS 03
assbttsl
U. S. bonds, Imilsilelphis and city
loans, K. K. t)D'K bulk and other
stocks worth tl,5i $3,074,413 31
Mortmur. flrst Hens on properties,
(worth S5.)1,(X S,an3,4ill TS
Premium notes, secured lv policies.. SW,s 3
Loans on mnrtmsp collateral, etc ,1!1 40
Home om e and real estate, bought to
secure loans TCt,l". s
Cash on hand and in Trust Companies lt,;t tU
Jfet tedser assets as above $7,314 S35
Met deft rred and unre
ported premiums $11110 si
Interot due sud accrued,
. t C5.2-7 6S
Market value of stocks,
etc over cost S79.414 9 S5.t-t 99
Gross assets, Jon. 1st, 1SJ-4
it s: i w ot
LIABILITIES.
Losses reported, but not
doe $:56,3M 09
Reserve, st 4 per cent, to
reinsure nks SSiL9.1 m
Life Kate Kulowinent ao-
cumulations. etc 97.ST8 TH
Surplus, 4 per cent basis.. l,i-.j;8 31 r.S71 tm of
Surplus bv Pennsylvania standard
(esumated) $1,7JB.!5 n
Number of policies in forre l.l.im
Amount of insurance In force. 34,&i:!4i4
Number of policies issued inl-tl......
Amount insured in lux! ft.nn :a
EDWARD V. NEKIM.KM, Vice-Presi.lent.
II. Hl .HTKl'llkVi II Vi..Pr..l.l..f
I. J. BABKKK, Actuary.
Mli.VKl C. BROWN, Secretary.
Payne's Automatic Engines.
Unliable. Durable and Economical MB trait a
ImnwrMU irataN asw sur lAoa onyaUaT
tnftnt Sals; aot atted with aa Aatomalie Cut-oir.
Hn.i lia 1 I :raaVtM i '.t.ln-n. -1 . a
hBa B. W. Psrxa S acuta. Box am. Coram. K. X.
I. as ,lAWIm.
J &A-
tnamrrri
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HEALTH IS .WEALTH.
XTlir i BODT is WEALTH of
Radway's
rv Mood makes snand nm. woon bos,
and a eisar skla. If y would Have yo.lr o
Ira. your banes soosd wttaont ernes, sad row
sompiesloB f ilr, as -taVdway's iMVtt,
Hsa StMlrnl
a raoedy e posed sf frirredlenta ot extra,
ordinary medical properties essential to punt
beaa. repair and Inv1iate tne bmken-dowi m
navedbody-quiCK. PLBA8ANT, .yj
PBKSIAN BST i&iu treatment and cure.
H matter brew hat name L&e ooiapiAlr-.t sus
be dealsraated. waatoer It be k-ro:uia. CiZ
raaipuoa, aj pallts, UVcers, Sores, Tum-irs.R-,iir
ttrysipeUa. or Salt-KheuAm, diseases of uL
tuna. Kidneys. Budd-r, Womb, oin- jj,
ttoaiaeb or Bowels, etuer chrome or eo s'lvu
tlonal, tne virus ot th disease is In the BLOoh
WhlcB sapades the wast, and builds and ra!
fsAira thssi organs and wanted tissues of u
System. If tba blood la anuealihy, uie ptocms
M repair mast be snsoaad.
Th Ssraapa.rtl I Beal vent sot oo'v
la a eotapensaUar remedy, bat secures ta
moulona aoi loa at eai'U of the or.-ca IlesL.a,
sales Uaroaiaoat the entire system functtoisvi
kamony, aud supplies the biood-vUt wiiai
pure and aeai hy eorre mot new LUe. Theu a,
a rew aajs pea lue Barsapsllum, b.
i clear sad beautiful. Pimoiaa. nm .
Hack pots aud Skla Xrapt ons are removM .
cores and Ulcers soon cured. rerauntsir.ri'
from Scrofula, Kraptlve Diseases of u,n Eea
Moatb, Ears. Leas, Threat and Glands, thai
save aocumslaied and spread, slthtr trom uZ.
cored diseases or mercury, or trom ins lue s
corrosive sublimate, may rely spon a curs a
the SarsaparilUan Is ouaUnsied a um lent tims
to make Its lmprenaion oa tbe Hvstein.
Una bottle contains more of the active trad
pies of medicines than any otaer piepa.-atit.iT
Takea la Teaspoonful IXiwa, while 01 hers rl
aire five or six times as taoch, iii..
rur BsMtloi.
MIIMXTTE KEMEDY.
Only requires aslaeiteai aot kewra so ra
eve paia aad soro acute disease.
RADWAyB
Heady Belief;
la from one to twenty minute, arver suit 1
relieve PAIN with on tborujh appit. ailca
no msttor bow violent oreiero U:, i.ie pai
vns Rfleumatlc, Bed-roJeo, lnCrm . Creeled
erpaua. Neuralgic or prostrated wih dis--
mas surfer, RAD WAT'S KKADi' hELIE? wiJ
aflord Instant ease.
Sw-aM-waaaAsssi ertt) StMneva. Iihaa.
Am t'laie atlavsMrr. nmaaiiM wi lh
Baswefts, CsMwam ef the Lnnn K-,
Tar DllSWmU ItrvaUkjIoa;. Palaltaiu.
a Ula Heart. I.atertea. Cnar. IHDL,"
ShevtaV I alarrh. ua
Ttetkaeks, Meviralciav, Khnaaii,.,
raM Ckll-a. Asrae t killa, Cnb -11
rroaS Kites. Brah, kamnaer
BlaitBta, Jfervaweneaa. S.I(MI
CMsjba. Csslata, Mnralan. Pala In tka
4 kseas. Besl aur l.lnaaa are aaataatl
MovsaS. '
Fever and Ague.
PSTER and AGTJB enred for ss cents. Tries
a net a remediid agent in this world that rt
care Pever and Ajru-, and o'her Malarti as. mn
eu-, carlet. Tyoool 1. Tellow and othsr fevei
al. fed by Radway'a PILi) so qilcV as R
Wat's JlaaDT l.susr.
It will in a few moments, when taken accnri.
tr.if to d.rwctlona, cure Cramps, p,auls. sour
btomach. Heartourn, Sh-k UesdAChe, D:airt(r,
Dysentery, cone, s Ind la La Bovreia, aaj a.,
latemal Pains.
Travelers shoold a!w y carry a bottle ef Riii.
way's Retdy Relief w.ta them. A few drops is
wa er will prevent sickness or pains irna
thanro of wa. r. It is better tnaa Preset
brandy or bitters as a stimulant.
Ulnars sad LumDermea aaoold always bs
pro Tided wrtj it.
CAITIOX
AB remedial atrents capable of destrnvinr :it
by aa overdone should be avotdeil. Morpmne
opium, strichnine, arnica hyosctainus, l!
other powerful remedies, does at certain Mn.es,
In very small do-a, reiieva the pitient du.7n;
their action In tbe system, l ot p-ruap b
second de. If repeated, may ssr'rvate a sl In
rreuse the su.Terln;. and no wr .lo cai.4
deiitll. There b) no n-eess'tv for l .;iiry
no rtaln aenis a h-n a positive r'ln.My i;..s
Radvry R-a.Jj Rel et alii si. p themsii
Srucia.'lr.fir pain qnlrker, w-.thout ectsjUutLa
sat dimcuity In either tafa&t or st-.ult.
THE TRUE RELIEF.
BawatB Rsadt Rixhf Is tee only remed'v
Vnt la vofuo Lhat will instantly stop pain.
Fifty Cent Per Bottle.
Regulating Pills.
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Perfect FcrjrtrlTes, s-oiiilug Aperi
Bts, Act Without Pain, Alwirs
BcUakls, and Natural ia their
Operation.
4 TEG2TABL2 STTBSTITCTS PORCALOJfSL.
Perfo tly tasteless, elcg-anfTy ooated vrtt.
sweet m, perse, regulate, punt-, cl-anse aavl
strengthen.
RidwatS Pnxs, for 'he rn-e K all D lers
Of the S'omach. Unr, B iweis, K'lneys, W.ul.ler.
Nervous Dlsessea. H-ad ictie. four in mon, to
tlveoess. Ind eestlon. Dvcpepsta, Billoan sa.
Fever, 'nfl.imailon of th BowrLs, Piles, aJi'i i:
derangements of the Internsl V.scera. War
ranted to effect a perfect cure. Purely vege
table, eontalnlnz no mercurv, minerals or aele
terlous drui.'S.
SnT-observe the fbllrwinsr syr cptoms rnl vn
from Diseases of the Dlfe-tive organs: tonst -aHtlou,
Inward Piles, FulineM ol the Bio d li
tbe Head. Acidity of the S-ooiach. Sius'Tt.
Eeartburn. Ll-Kust of Food. P diness or Wetft'bt
la the Momiich. fcour Iiru:tl.n9, Slnkl - i f
Plnttertng- at tbo Heart, t'h .kin orsurreria
Sensations wben In a lyinar poeture, Dlmne-.f
Tlslon, Do's or Wet0 Before the st-Vt. Fever
and Dull Pain tn the Ilea.1. Dericieucy of Per
Bptration, Yellowness of the kia snd By.
Pain tn the Side. Cne t, 'mK snd Suduet
Flushes of Heat. Burnlni; In toe Fl- sh.
A fewdoseeor Raowav's Pills will tre tne
system from ail the above-named Duexuera.
Price, 23 Cents Per Bos.
We repeat that the reader must censure wti
books and papers on the subject of di snes and
their core, among which may bs named -
"rale and Traa,"
"RjmI way Irritable CretnrB,
"Kadway sa Sarofuia,"
and others Rlastax to different elates or Dia
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