DOMESTIC. " Dmjcat rams' diet, particularly for breakfast, which ordinarily means abstinence from subsUntial fats, to the death of many journalists as well as other persons, whom journalists should teach to know better. Kestore the old fashioned hog soa hominy" to Its wonted place, and there would be such a faDinc off in the death rate hereabouu a would even astonish tbe keeper of the streets so nricfa better would people be able to with- stand their vile emanations la short, editors should teach the people in these latitudes, that, in one way or another, every juu grown man ana wanu, a"1' every youth, requires about two ounces of aome kind of fat daily, as a portion of his diet, and if not taken as food, the time u hastened when it has to be aa a nWicine, to simply protons it may be for a year two a nuaerab.e existence with con- sumption or two other fatal disease m consequence ; dyspepsia and loss ot fat being commonly the first admonitions. A jwiHiw, ur mnj vi.ua rn latitude, who neglects to take a due pro- portion of fatty food to maintain bodily temperatare. will soon find himself grow - ine lean, his system will live upon in in - terstitial fat -that whieh is distributed throughout the bodily tissues of healthy nmnm .nrl w.ll .Krtlr K4o tn dyspeptic symptoms, on account of the deficiency in his food to maintain healthy nutrition. 10 wash nne aanneis, aniitea weoicas. ... , . - . . . , Dissolve crude borax in water, a lump as large as the thumb to each quart. Boil tbe borax, and cool tt off until U is aoeut the temperature of river water in the rum-1 damp air. Rust to the union of the oxy mer. Add a little liquid ammonia, less of & .ith the metal of the la- than a teaspoon ul to a quart. If the arti cles are very soiled, dissolve a li'tle soap that has bo rosin in it. IX) not ruD we flannel, nor wring It, press it potato - masher will do aa well for this aa auything else. Rinse it in water of the same tern-. perature. White xephyr shawls and head wraps can be cleansed by shaking them in a pillow-case, with plenty ot ary wneat uour lull piuvenu wxu. u mo worst spots in the flour as if it were wa - ter. r-mr. .t - m.. r,l.;n n.n k and bake in washimrton-Die platen, having th. ti.iok vwrh ti miit Afir nli t- tine, spread one half with a filling made as below, place the top piece on, and sprin kle with powdered sugar. Tbe cake should always be fresh, rilling : une square oi Baker a chocolate, one cupful of sugar, the yolks of two eggs, one-third: of a cup tul of boiling milk. Mix scraped choco late and sugar together : then add. very slowly, the boiling milk, and then the eggs, and simmer ten minutes, being care ful that it does not burn, .Flavor with vanilla. Have fully cold before using. Ti'bket CBOourrrxa. Chop very finely or pound in a mortar the remnants freed from fat or bone of a roast or Dolled turkey. Heat a piece of butter the size of an egg; chop together a little onion and f prig Ot parsley and add to the butter with a large tablespoonfui of flour. When well cooked put in a cupful of strong stock and seasoning of pepper, salt, a little lemon Juice and sherrykand and tbe .tur key. Set away to cooL and when cold mould into small rolls ; dip into a beaten egg, then into cracker crumbs, and fry in not lard. Serve beaped around a pile of French canned peas made very hot and seasoned with butter. To Maeb Raspbibbt Vixkoae. Take three duarts of raspberries, pour over them one quart of good cider-vinegar; let stand twenty-four hours ; pcur off the juice ; take the same quantity of fruit again, and so on the third time ; then to one quart of juice add one pound of crushed sugar. put it in a stone jar, put lhe lar in a pot over the Are with water and let it bod two hours; then take it out ; when cold bottle and tie up the mouth (not cork) with white paper, sticking a few holes in it. It will be ready to use at any tune. PisH-paan or Mcttor. Take any lean mutton, cut it in small pieces without any fat or gristle, boil it down into a nice broth. Then take out the meat. Wash I a teacup of rice nicely and boil it for a little while in the broth, until it begins to look transparent. All grease to be skim- mea on. rnentaxe a mutton cnop or two I take out the bone, cut in dice. Bod the whole together, with a whole onion and a little pepper and salt, for a quarter of an hour. Serve it without straining. The same recipe does for beef, chicken, turkey or rabbit. Spicko Bbef. Three or four small sli ces of pork ; fry it till it to a light brown; then lay in your raw beef in one piece : let it brown a little both sides ; tiien cov- I et it with water, and let it stew over a moderate fire for five six or seven hours. and water as it boils away, so that there will be enough left when done to make a gravy. About half an hour before it to done salt to your taste and add one tea spoonful whole allspice and good-sized stick of cinnamon. When done, take out inemeai ana inicten lhe gravy with a little flour smoothed in water. Dipththeria.- Dissolve one tablespoon lul ot sulphur in a glass et cold water gargle tbe throat six or eight times a day. Cook salt pork in vinegar and bind on the throat ; when tbe paroxysms come on soak the bands and feet in just as hot water as the patient will bear, with a tablespoon of baking powder thrown in. flubbing tbe limbs and body will assist greatly in throw. Iing off the disease. Tbe simple sulphur remedy is very effectual in common sore throat. JohnkT Cakb. Take one auart of but- ' yv -utiiw vuv vl awa, up wa uvui S vv will I Uav Ut a teacupful of molasses, a little salt, one tor lYlllkr AnA tAaumn Af flwiw Iwa Iktawla nf teaspoonf ul of saleratus, one egg (beat of course Then stir in Indian mesl, but be sure and not put in too much. Leave it win that it wm aimox run. Bake in a tin in any oven, and tolerably quick. If it to not first-rate and light it will be be cause you make it too thick with Indian meal. Tapioca Soup. Make a good beef soup with two pounds of meat and bone and two and a half quarts of cold clear water. simmering for four or five hours, and ad ding one onion, some parsley and carrota. Put in a very little salt, Let the rtock when done get cold. Take the fat off the top and reheat the soup, putting in a tablespoonfui of tapioca to quart of stock. Season to taste and add a few drops of lemon Juice. Moxpat's Pcddiso. Cut tbe remains of a good cold plum pudding into finger pieces, soak in em in a little brandy and lay them eroes -barred hi a mould until mil. juaae a custara wun pint of milk I and five eggs, flavoring with nutmeg or rcuiun imu , uu up me uiuuiu wuu n, ue I it uuwi wun m uuui ami uwu or steam it i or an nour. oerve wun a uiue oi tne c US- tard poured over, to which has been add ed a tablespoonfui of brandy. Boilbd starch is much improved by the addition of a little sperm, or a lit tle salt, or both, or a little gum arabic. dissolved. From the photographs of the comet which Las recently disappeared in space, I Dr. Hemy Draper infers that the hypothe- I sis of the presence of carbon in the con-1 a stitution of such bodies receives corrobo-1 ration, and he adds, with apparent caution, I tnat a pan ox ue spectrum may oe a tie to lent omer element i ... , . i A very useful kind of Tarnish, accord ing to tbe Scientific Arte a, ha been made known by M. Leon VidaL It is excellent for producing an imitation of ground glass, and it will doubtless be found available for other purposes. The formula given as follows: Sandarac, 18 parts; mastic, 4 1 pMts. ether. 200 parts, and benxole, 80 to I 1UU parts. The phylloxera baa spread to a jrea ed. extent In tbe )Minul. of Una. fa, An,tri. 1 1 AGRICULTURE. Th Cab or Comb Hosbt. The fol I l, i. pnmi ulm on the subject from one of our most successful como honey nmdnran : "Filled aections or boxes that hare been removed from toe hires, should be examined ererr few dara. If thel 1 combs show signs of wo.-ma. the honey maat be fumigated with sulphur. Care I must k t-k.,1 , to give them too much I or it will disfigure the honey, giving iti rmnish cast. The amount used will de- nend. of course, on the size of the room or box vou are name. It requires but very I little of the fumes of sulphur to destroy life either animator vegetaDie. rnmiga. liolI wu not destroy the eggs, so it may be necessary to give them a dose, after all the ears have had time to bated, y close watching vou will be able to discover the worma before they have done any material damage. Tney are very small at first, but foo wiu wce thek presence by seeing a mmmU thread like streak of a mealy looking gu balance on the cappings or around the edge of tne com os 01 we paiuy-mieu caia. (-omb honer should be kept in a warm, dark place. It abculd never be allowed 1 ,n anl where the sun will shine direct! v 1 ,h. iymtH eanprixll v when behind glass. lhe capping, WU1 soften m a few momenta KtUe down on the honey, giving it a I . , nm 1.1 . -lT.l.l I Ketp ue boner as white and clean as pos - ,jbe ,ji tbe time. Comb honey will bring I two cr three centa more oer round, when BM HM . w .. I A wkltA than tk.t rtf fh HIM .-, . Hiwio-t nb. '"' 1 I Oiidatios. 1 ciished tools and imple- I mUA. m liable to rust in warm, and plement Oxygen eats ap or burns up iron, steeL and all but tbe precious met ato, more or less rapidly in warm, mcist 1 air u u eats up wood in hot air, or fire, I r tb. ronaumntion of wood, oxviren ood, oxygen I uoiiea with the carbon of wood to make caibcnic acid gas. It unites with the to u ozMe of the metal. The oxygen eats into the metal until it forms a matin? immrriona to the air. la the 1 - ,., or metals in cemrnoa use we call it I nut Iron mat is an oxide of iron. To prevent the corroding effect of oxygen on poiisnea implements we sun ace must oe protected. iMueu linseeu ou excellent swer the same purpose. Iron and steel im plements are kept from rusting by dissolv ing a half ounce of camphor gum in one pound of dog's lard. Skim, and mix in enough black lead t give the lard nearly a normal gray tint. Kub it over the pol-1 ithed implement, and after twenty -four or forty-eight hours rub off with a woolen cloth. Tne implement will keep bright for months. If our hardware men and dealers in fine cutlery would take this pre caution as many rusty Implements would not be in the market. No purchaser wants a rusty knife, bay fork, saw or hoe. A ppus, in addition to being a delicious fruit make pleasant medioine. A raw, mellow apple to digested in an hour and a half; while boiled cabbages require five hours. Tbe most healthy dessert that can be placed on a table is a baked apple. If eaten frequently at break tast, with coarse bread and butter, without meat or flesh of any kind, it has an admirable effect ou the general system, often removing coosti pation, correcting acidities and cooling off febrile conditions, more effectually than the most approved medicines. If families could be induced to substitute them for pies, cakes and sweet-meats, with which their children are frequently stuffed, there would be a diminution in the total sum of doctot's bills In a single year sufficient to lay in a stock of this delicious fruit for the whole season's usi Fob a number of years we have been advising farmers who keep bees to plant baaswnod in every available place for tbe purpose of furnishing pastures tor the little honey gatherers. Hooey gathered from the flowers of any of tot numerous species of basBwood or lindens as they are known by both of these common names is equal to that obtained from tbe white clover, and there U no good reason why the farm ers should not provide pasturage for his Dees as well as lor his cattle. The Eu ropean basswoods come into bloom at an earlier age than our American species, and produce flora in greater abundance, and tor this reason are preferable for supply ing the bees with honey; but all the species are excellent for this purpose. A practical stock grower advises hiS brother farmers not to be in a hurry to destroy any animal that may break a leg, for by means ef plaster of Paris (not land plaster) and some bagging strips, the limb may be set and supported until the frac tured bones unite again. His plan has Deen, Doth with calves and sheep, to wind the strips of bagging about the broken limb, piaster over with calcined plaster mixed to a thin paste, wind another over that and apply more plaster, the leg being fastened by splints of wood until the plas ter seta. The animal would limp around for a few days, on three legs, but recovers without blemish. Potatoes should be harvested as soon as tbey are ripe ; otherwise the tubers may start into a new growth. Tbey are much more apt to be affected by the "rot" if left long enough in the soil. If this "dis ease" which to a fungus growth, makes its appearance, tbe vines should be burned as soon as the potatoes are dug, as the spores are thus destroyed in vast quantities. Whbu an orchard requires fertilizing it is best to do this all ever tbe ground and apply manure only near the trees. This produces a large growth ot roots close to the trees, for roots grow where the soil is nch. Orchards need iime and ashes more than manure, and soon produce neaiuiy smooth bark. A stiff wisp broom to better to remove tbe dust and dirt from a hone's legs than a curry comb. Many horses with thin skins, are exceedingly nervous and restive in the hands of a careless groom, and this nervousness often degenerates into vicious- Keep your hands moving and pick your cotton as rapidly as possible, but dont pick on wet days. It makes a great QUI ere nee. cotton picked wet never can make good sample. Better to let it dry in the pod where it will regain its natural color end freshness. Mast a farmer pays out large sums for fertilizers, while he allows those of his own barnyard to run to waste. r ...I. .1 . , .. . . J 'Jnela- kally earned on. I powdered aoapstone in the butter. The adulteration cannot be detected by the . -", I taste or .the eye. Cow should be milked at least twice each day, and at regular hours. The strip- pings contain must oi toe cream, or butter, ana uus a poor miiKer rarely obtains. Is this country, green corn fodder, pro-1 " perry grown and led, yields the greatest amount to mux and nrah, lor the same ex penditure, of any other crop grown. Ur. VcnUchlaoer, of Danslg. has found that salicylate of sodium is a remedy of great value in the treatment of nervous headache, especially if given in a dose of one gramme in the beginning of an attack. I It usually produces drowsiness, and after I It usually produces drowsiness, and after a few hours the patient wakes up refreshed few hours the patient wakes no retreahMi and free from pain. It, however, often fails to produce this effect in cases depend- on anamia. I i . .. . ... i oilk necKuea can oe washed in rain. I. water, to one pint ef which add a ten. wwnaM nf a. hit Knnow .r. .. I hartshorn. Do not cqueexe but let them I anp, ana When nearly ary press between WW a w I folds of cloth. l c, A, CTJB ,orf le" u,,wln? . ica I ' - - " . r ' 1 m uu un iiyflAni uwn Mm cuueut Eunr. i Keen the wbole wet with sUvnz stir- lor. ' HUMOROUS. u ib rushed into the office of the eeuy AonMrin Ue other aay. Aoere, 7 wild look 111 his eye ana a copy i u SotitMAr ine in hi nana. ajio you put that piece in here ?" be demanded of the -jimr. miming with trembling fnser to I. narumDh stating . that salt scattered .bout the vard 11 ould kill fowL " That? I (-id the editor, inquiringly, stopping: in the midst ef his editorial and laying down hu caste brush : " yes that's mine what nf it Tnie ain't it P "Tea. and that's lust what's the matter. " said Jones, I and vou mav stop my paper right off 1 do you hear I" " Uh, vea, certainly, nud tbe editor. " John P he called out. gop Jones' paper, Anything else Mr. 1 Jones ? " Yes. there is something else ! I thr.krl Jones, maddened at the editor's coolness : " I'd like to know what you Du. gurf. thin(rB , TOUr paper fur. There's I Smith, who Uvea next to me. He got your rasCtLlv tbeet Saturday night, and Monday morning.air, his yard was full of dead hens my hens, sir I ae'ii raited hi. vmmt.hle rantn. tha villain and all .jon of thiu confounded piece ot yourn. I As eastern tourist in Nevada had been spinning some incredible fish yarns, when one of the pary, turning to an old moun- I Linear uiH 1 " Bill, that gets away with fishing this country don't it I" WaL 1 dont know about that.' No, but J have caught some purty big fel'ers." Come now, tell us the weight of the largest trout vou ever caught " " Wal, 1 cant exactly tell as to the weight but you folks can flggoron it. Now, you know it is over 200 miles around this yer lake. Put that down. As I said before, I dont know the weight of tbe biggest fish I ever yanked out, but I did haul one up on the beach, and after I hamipri him th lokn foil thr f nH landed him the lake fell three feet, and you can see by the water mark over yon der it hasn t nz since." Cromwell U was a Quaker captain bringing oil and candles from Nantucket to Philadelphia. The mate, however, was not a Friend. The vessel was lying on Sunday morning at Chestnut street wharf when a large ship came up. The mate of the incoming ship seemed deter mined to usurp the place of Cromwell B s vessel. His quiet remonstrance having no effect, he went to tbe cabin gangway and called to his first officer, who was below shaving for Sunday. " Mate, 1 tnink tbee'll have to come up here and use some of thy language." The mate 1 soon appeared, half shaved, and pouring I out a volley of oaths. .The officer of the incoming ship said. " I guess we 11 bare to more ; they're got some one else on board besides that old Quaker." Sub poked hei head in at the office win dow of the village postmaster, and inno cently observed : " I expected a letter from Arthur to-day. What do you sup pose was the reason he didn't write?' Annoyed by the intrusion, the Federal offi cial sharply responded ; ' I dont know but perhaps he was engaged In writing to another woman last night." It happened unfortunately for the Postmaster that the lady who sought the information was niece of tbe Congressman for that district, and the next month his official head rolled in the the basket. Tbe county organ of the administration announced the chrnge in an article headed, "Civil service reform moves grandly on." Cas pa make a circus, mat" "1 don't know, Johnny ; I suppose he could if be had a great deal of money to buy hones and wild animals ; but why do you ask. Johnny?" "Oh nothing much. Only I saw that Gaston fellow, wno you told sis not to have nothing to do with, standing with his arm around her at the back gate, last night, and he said to sis, 'I s'pose if yer old man came around now be would make a circus,' and sis laughed and said, 'You bet!'" A pczzlb soltkd : Two Irishmen were poring over tbe news in one of our city papers, and coming to the heading " La test " and immediately following it " very latest," one said to the other : " An' sure Tim, wd ye be afther explainin' what this means ?" " Arrah, bedad, ' raid Tim. an' its meself that can explain that to ye. Sure tbe latest is what comes in time to I e printed'snd the very latest to what comes afther the paper is out, " No, " Emma," you have been misin formed. There are no cows on Wall street, the fiery, untamed bo vines of that wicked precinct being all of tne other sex. In answer to your other query, tbe bean there are not muzzled. When you make your proposed visit to Uotbam yon need feel no alarm while traversing that street as you can pass through it with perfect safety if you hold your skirts up out of the tobacco juice on the pavement. Reuoiocs: On a recent Sunday, when tbe pastor of one of the leading Presbyter ian churthes of St. Louis was absent from his pulpit, several persons expressed dis satisfaction at seeing a stranger in the pul pit, ana cne uidy s&id she would not have I come if she had known that Dr, was I not going to preach. An elder standing I rear very promptly replied : "Madame the worship of Dr. will be resumed next bunday." Two countrymen went imo a hatter's to buy one of them a hat. They were delighted with the sample. Inside the crown of which was inserted a looking- glass. "What is the glass fort" said one of the men. The other impatient at such a display oi rural ignorance, exclaimed : ... i "What fori Why for the man who buys the hat to see how it fits." A gbakdfatbek, couung to read bis pa-1 per, iouna thai he had mislaid his spec tacles, and thereupon declared. " I have I lost my glasses somew here and cant read the paper." A little three-year-old girl. desiring to assist him, answered. " U'an'- pa, you go outside and look froo ze win dow, and I'll hold ze paper up so vou can read it." Tbbbb's no use in heaving old boots and shoes over the line fence into your neigh-1 bor's garden, tbey won't grow. It has! often been tried and always proved a fail ure. You re wrong, my boy : they've been known to yield large returns, esoeci-1 any li your neignoor is irascible. The last piece of rustic laxiness encoun- IawuI K ... . , . .. . it. vj wu ui-wwuuurrauunueDtau tnat of a man who being asked what ailed his eve. answered. " Kothin' : I shut it rm I can see well enough with one. Some times I shut one, sometimes t'other. " AHAMiii, - ne murmured, with a pathos in his voice, " why do you quiver I at my touch r why ao you shrink from my embrace as the startled fawn tremb.es at the rustling of the autumn leaves t" I've been vaccinated," she said. Tom had been very seriously whiDDed. and knelt down to say his prayers. " wouldn't ssy my prayers if I had been whipped." stud his brother. " You shut up," said Tom. " I'm only praying to be Dig enougn to jicb. uncie. A -Pbiladelpula minister waa angry tie other day. He married a couple, and the psu left without the feeder of a fee. He published a notice of marriage, adding the words: "-No cards, no cake, no cash, eo cenincaie. t,.- i; . v..-. . - t""-"1-"t" "io ana u"TO cna mm money every month to keep his landlord from evicting him mk - 'm anting back his gratitude, alwsys ITaWmTiraM " W I aOlw I'M araaant m W As " Indian idol" was recen iv nloairh whether it is a god or a devU. If it has "ie . . J . r. ' ud in Tf ooamirr. ana tim rinn't i il I " " wuuurT few- Oaishij. have to nave Jocc arms wkea tbey bag the siwre. I .. i I A Corbisfoxdixt write that the fol- I Inwinr !twiHpnt nmirml At lhi rirpakfaai table,Lelaware rYatcr Gap.! urt as related : Mamma Oh artl h.mnn nankin II cmn't emt without napkin. n Little daughter "Why, mamma, we never nse napkicj gt home. Mamma (explanatory to the lady by her aide)" You see, I generally take my breakfast in bed, and just use a towel. " Little daughter ' 'But mamma, you don't uee eren a towel very often." The dead silence which ensues to broken only by a sympathizing lady, who remarks ; - Well, children are always saying what they cughtn t to." Keokuk CooiUtaUon. Evcrj Tim. A man, or even a piece of machinery that does it work right every time, to we think, very correctly Judged valuable." And certainly none the less valuable to any article designed to relieve tbe ills of man. kind and which does so every tune. Messrs. Jones, Cook & Co., Bay State Brew- err. Boston, Mass., write; We hare used Sr. Jacob's Oil among ocr men and find that it helps them "every time." We therefore recommend it as a paln-hcali ng liniment VmaXd to'hia rlerk" Zte hmwn mn I U1Q LUIS DaCKSge OI DTOWB Dap where package of brown paper come from 7" " It's just a sample, sir, sent by Pulp, Fibre & Co., but we can't u-e it ; it s too coarse and heavy for us to use. Ah, weli," replied the honest druggist. " do not waste it : put it in the window and sell it for fly paper. (Cairo, (UL) Radical Republican., What Wa Know About IU "What do we know about St. Jacob Oil!" said one of our oldest subscribers. This was a fair question, and we answer. that we are reliably informed, that a gen tleman of this city who has suffered un told agony, and spent a mint of money to get relief from Rheumatism, in desperation bought some and tried it, and declares that it is the best remedy for Rheumatism he ever beard of. Latent Agoxt: It to difficult to keep all the agonies of this agonizing period in mind ; but if you wish to be considered intense it is abtol'iteiy neccessary that you should receive by mail a polkadot handkerchief from vour best girl. This signifies : ''There is s spot (in fact, several cf them) that s dear to me. Yi lit comet" Vegetine The Best Medicine. GENERAL'DEBIUIY FaurOKT. Illi., Sept. IT. 1RT8. H. R. STEVENS, Boston: Dear Sir. I have been mlng yon r valuable have no hesltailoo In eartng that I consider It one of tne brat. 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I can rally testify to the efficiency of your Vegetine aa a Great Blood Purifier, having nsed It daring tha last seven month Ilia aucn oenenu A ours truly, W. a ST. SURE, Druggist. Vogotlno. PREPARED BT B. WL SIETEIs, ln, Haas. Tefellat la Sold fey All Tlraicrlata. ta urn t ncrm u un tut. LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S TOETABLB C0MP07KD. Is a rwttl e Core LT1 A X. rUESllFI TNrTAKI Nimt arn(anil at CO aatl ( Vattn Avaaaa, lraa.KMa. PnorSl. Stttntllalforla kalkart althatorm aT pilla, aaa la tha (oral at loaaafaa, aa aaaMpt at frlaa, V at an for aRhv. Mil IHiaiBI l all lattan at inquiry. Baa ( aaaafe a bvafir aaaaM ka wttaoat LTMA B. IrrirrBABS uvxb rnxa, iw mmt awH Bj af ttaavtw. Uc ear StU fey mB Drma-lata. -sa j" CELE8MTE0 Thonsh Sh:ikra la Every Joint mi . ' .11. irm ID I HIW. IV MIIMM tMlHM -"' 5T 'red from the malignant "m .-i,' wua ,1,- ln? ipa - moa - , wni.-a u frtaermore a supreme rem- s?'"t "?r complaint, eonsupation. drtDeDela. I ww , ai aaj luiLnr-rmnrE sa snnnrn. 9t lia- I ?fiiii',.rtt0QU"?lnj kWneT tronwea aidher ?' b -VJ. u.vrr cudduibl MmatinBtmn ran Bm P laral CaJalata mm m awaaaaa wuFpajl faiala wmm latlaa. Ttwttlene aatbaly tW wawS lorm ot V I H O jhlnai, nTrlaroi laTiiSiiiatliM mtm Pl Vaa. lanbw aa4 Maplaeaajaata, aa te aaaaaqaaal Sataal Waakmaam, a4 la aatnnahrtr ta a (In t Ufa. win tkaoi aaaaaHaavmfi rnawte aa aariy atataet li.il pint tae In In iaa eafaaaBaaiiwitharatieaaBaaa varyiaaodnyBy Waaa, It i uu u m fahilii aw, Satnlia r J, SilinjiaB tartar B aana aVaanfc Pftlara. Hinoaa Promooa, aural OabOlty, Sliitlniia Pumalia an haav Tial laamai et aaarnw Im, aaaakar ili mfes aa4Safrai.hlalwayiiaiaaifiaitty anal SyBwaaa. ISwUlataUtbaaiaad aadaran limaminO Saiaiiaf nlllllnli i II 1 1 i ISi rimlnjnai. Vartbaaaraat Kldaay Caarebaati at Utaar mm IMP Oianin t awnirraS. BJ BM Whtx a fellow roe to see bis girl, waiting ball an hour in the parlor for her to come down is about aa uuagreeaoie a thing as can happen to him. And when the old lady to sitting in one corner of the room scowling at you, wun ner lips shut as tight as an ice box, and the old man to perched en a high chair in an other corner trying in vain to grind out a few ideas regarding the weal ner, it is Doaitire'.r Hades. We have been there and we know. A WiM Deacao. "Deacon Wilder. I want you to tell me now you kept yourself and family well the oast season, when all the rest of us have been sick so much, and hare bad the doctors visiting us so often." Bra Tavlor, the answer is very easy. I used Hop Bitters in time; kept my fa milr well and sared the doctcr bills. Three dollars' worth of it kept us well and able to work all the time. 1 11 warrant it has cost you and the neighbors one to two hundred dollars apiece to keep sick the same time." "Deacon, 111 use your medicine here after." Baltimoki people have great presence of mind. When a man fell dead the other day, it was proposed to call a coroner. Said a man, "Holdout Call two. This is a very melancholy occurence, but we may as well make the best of it, and en joy seems: the race between the coroners. and their fljrhi over the body." And they did. Kidney Dii Sidney diseases afflict tha greater part ot I a-swuaa ftvnil WflT BTV OUIiniaiiMT wa tha inert ax, bnt wfl.ro tbe vurtne. of KidMT- Wort have oacoina Known. uj eiSk and .peed.! u havo bad too.-nilantly dowspinU of mtrs and eoe staff, give thi. great rem dj a trial ITS V- ennd. In tha dry form U u mo4 conomiral. in I ha 1 quid the mo -t eaavemen. Flulm. I'm. Of light wiiout : A facetious baker in Auburn put a broad grin lately on the faces of all his customers by announcing on a conspicuous placard that he sold yeast of a new kind which made bread so light that a pound of it only weighed twelve ounces. "Iot Kmow Half Tbelr Valua." "They cured me of Ague, Biliousness and Kidney Complaint, as recommended. I had a half bottle left which 1 used for my two little girls, who the doctors and neighbors said could not be cured. I would have lost both of them one night if 1 had not given them Hop Bitten. They end them somuchood I continued their use until they were cured. That is why 1 say you do not know half the value of Hop Bitters, and do not recommend them high enough." B., Rochester, N. Y. A Ten lace at Atlantic City the other day drew a crowd of 6,000 persona. Tbe people didn't care so much about the race, but tbe sight of a washtub was quite a rev elation to most of them. Several of the young ladies were quite enthusiastic in their expressions of delight, one of them remarking that the wash-tub's rugged, un assuming beauty was quite too overpower ing for idle words. vTondarfuI Power. Whan a mediitfrut mm. Kidney-Wert ia eooatantly doinz, it may truly ba aaid to hara wnoiWfoi ZZZm a .L tar in Montgomery. Vt., bad suffered for e ght years from the worst of 1 1 lney diseaiea, and nal been wholly incanac UUtd for work. Ha says, "On box made a new man of me. and I sincerely believe it will rr store to health all Ure amula.lv affl cted " it ia now sold in uvut uquia ana ary form Danhury sne$. A widow being about to marrv her fifth husband, her pastor rebuked her for contemplating matrimony; so soon anin. WeiL" retorted the widow. I Just want yon to understand if the Lord keeps on taking them, I will too." Teacher. " The earth is round, like a ball or orange, you remember. It is one. rourth land. What are the other three fourths?" " Pleethe, inarm," said a lit tle girl in the front row, " I deth it ith thkin." Her experience with oranges had not been a nappy one. Veoetlvb does not deceive invalid intn false hopes by purging and creating a fic titious appetite, but assists nature in clear. ing and purifying the whole system, lead ing the patient gradually to perfect health. ?J2"" 'Jz&t, I their parents to be supported. Something new turns up every day to brush the rose ate hue and gaudy glitter from the face of matrimony. It ia said that Sitting Bull has become sad and despondent; so much that vague hope prevails that he J&ay commit suicide. This is about the only sanguinary act he has not committed in hut illustrious career. No preparation ever discovered exeeot Cabbolixb, a deoderized extract of petro leum, win reaiiy produce new hair on bald heads, It will be a happy day when the great army of bald heads fully understand uus. Wombk's Rioirrs: Sir William Ham Uton said : On earth there ia nothing great out man. " i nanBs sir W Uliara ; ho. maiiKs awiuiiy. row. what have vou to say Mrs. Li verm ore 1 Bona, pimples, and all blood diseases are cured by "Dr. Linrfsey's Blood Search er." sold by all druggists. Never fails. Remabk ABorr bachelors : Dean Stanley remained a bachelor until he was o. nitss Antnony nas done tbe same thing until she is- but let us not pursue uu painful subject. Aboct twice every month I Lake a dnu of "Sellers' Liver Pills," and I always en- oy excenen' neaiu. 41AKT, Uneen of Scots, is said to have lett one hundred aprons of various hues. " not a Eiunuus opportunity there waa to establish a new secret society Just i lit. ii TnorsAXDS of ladies have found sudden relief from all their woes by tbe use of Lydia t Pink ham s Vegetable Compound. ' It's a good time to change bad hab it's, said Shuttle this morning, and he threw aside his old clothes and blossomed out in a new f 14 suit. One swallow does not make a summer. but." says SnifHns. "it lmnarta a pleasant warmth." Sbb co led : he wooed : the old man said they could if they would. No cards. -Rough aw Rati." Ask trn?Kiats for it. It clears out rata. mo., nncuea. Dea-DOea. Baa. verm in in. recta. Vie. HOwUBaM M h.iu a Untn .1 a ZXSff' rrmu Cnuuitree B,h-.yeoa hand a eulroato..B m rx.ra doe quality Wa monua. auicu urey offer at aa toi prtiaia no, lira Urw.qual.iy. p.riect ahxe Ui color a. a simpe, can be tola fur. w tr. ml. Dm Cook, of Cookarille, Heard County. Ga., writeai Meaara. P. Neuataedter Co. Oentlemeo. 1 am happy to inform yon that Anakfit, Dr. B. Sua bee's Pile remedy, met with my approbation. I have tried it in three different easea, and it ha not faded to relieve them at one. Tha patient that bad it for two years says ha thinks he ia well, and thai h always expects to keep a box on hand for fear it might come back again; another ease of abort duration used only three applications and aaja ahe ia entirely weiL It is tha beat thing 1 hare ever seen for Pilee. I will osa it in my practice when needad. Yours obsdientlv, i. D. COOK M. D. "Anakenm.' Dr. SUsbaww Eitamal P.u Ivzl' p" y jlrnggiatB rrerTwhera. Pnc a . . . wvmmw- 00 P Pz. fcsspiaa nuuled Vet to all sot - 'j- . -anufao- J c... t.,. i Kr rhpfk on the easy cnair hark ajrain&t his head and murmured How 1 do love to rest against your A11(,mt Do vou t" taiJ he. i it irH vou love me!" "No iv.,,. ;t U ni and fr.lt." Then be lay end lay and thouat and thought. siv.- iinnna sjTaiii rame into fashion thew are alluded to as domestic cinder. is not known who perpetrated the pun, hni . ia no doubt soine teoeirade lourua- liot hn hnnlit be exiled from the bustle of life to the very outskirts of civilization i ATBBtate dinner given by an African Cm? h.fct vear. some boxes of American sugar-coated pills furnished the desert. - i ... T r r, 1;,1a (nwm t his was wneu u Aiug r- but he can t be fooled bow. Si.mb eirls have dead loads of luck. When Miss Dashie got scared by tne cow nrt r limbed a fence she had her nicest hose ou snd six gentlemen were looking. What are the effects of different kinds of inteL'ectual wark on the cerebral circu- i.tmn Thi oueation 5L tiley. a rencn nrmirxrUt. has attemctcd to answer by ex nmcnti mail tinon hinuself. When he applied himself to a subject which he had a iiimrnirv in understanding luutuniuij, and had, therefore, to concentrate all bis energies upon it, the rhythm of the heart was far more acceieraiea man " tnrk nn aome matter with which he was well acquainted. eaOlia haiils MEUL3ATISL3, mi i i i I L r neuraicsa. sciatica, lumoagu. Backache. Soreness of the Chesi. Gout, Quins f, Sore Throat, Swell ings and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, Genera! Bodily Pains, footh. Ear and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. No Prrparatioa on earth equals Sr. Jicoss 0 I a a aor, rrw, fmp ift cheap Eztmal BxMimIv A (rl Mhib hat th epmfMJmtiTlilV triflinc oatlav at i0 fnita. and every one mtfrriac with paia caa have cbap rad positive trout of ha CU1IU PirecUoos ia Eleveo Lanfftuw!. U-LD BY ALL DK0GGI3T8 AD DKALEES IX MEDIOIHS. 1.YOGELER&CO BaUiwftrt. MA.. U.M.A 15 EITHEtt Liqi lD OR DRI FORI II That jtetaat Ikeaaaie llaae M nrj LITIS, TE3 SO WSLS, H WHY ARE WE SICK? Btcamie wv allot thru mat argon to I I Voonw doygttl or torpid, and poitomms I I Harmon are thtrtfon forcttl Mo the Hood that ihovldbeerpeiUil nalHraUt' I WILL SURELY CURE H KIDNEY DISEASES, LIVER COMPLAINTS, rit.Es, rsxTirtTiei, rsncAKT BlMEASEA,rKWALB WtAEJEMES, ANB JiCKVeCa SIMKDEKS, by causing ret actio of Vut organ and rtstoring their power to UtTOt of ditto. Way aaffer Billoas paias and acaeaf Way tonaeated with Piles, CeaatlpaUral Why friKkteaew aver dlaafwemt Kialaeyat vfay eadare aerveaa ar airk headarheat rEUDNEY-WOUTOTdrrUAa. It hi pat ap la Sry TtaAM raraa, la On emsm on. packac ot whica aaucaa aia qoBTBi of aiedirlna. Also la UewMParaa, very (am.! toatS, lorianrr Ihal caanea wwriily prrpama.1 M 1t art with arraal rSVirorr laaitaarfo M n or tocr drcogist. micr, st.ee I IA WEI.LS, KICuAEDSOJ A ro-.Tropt, (WUI arad tha dry aoaVpaid.) BnUXCMB,! HOP BITTERS. ( elciaev m Drink.) OOXTArSS nors, jirenr, mandrake, A TO TH r Praawr 3f D RtTMrnTrtLQCAIA. tiuoiju oTuxa Birraaa. THEY CURE An niaraaraof tbeRtomarh. Rowrta. Blood. Llrrr. kldn-y.aiid t rtaary ornniL Ner vwuaneaa, SIn-ulrwnrMand erpnrujly $1000 IN COLD. Will be raid for a caw they win ant core or kelp, or lor anything Impure or lajuiluua f ooad la them. ."Jlr"' , D" Wttersaadtry then before yia aleep. Take) a at hear. D rl5 P " ""teaad hrraatrhleeiire for Oraalunoeaa, om of opium. totMcoo aarcouca. SXITD TOM ClBCtTLAB. WUfn Mfr. C... fcar. . v., a Tan, Oat, Invest your Etirnings in me nvt or ttim nmm T Bnj Ti...... nniaiiy. ProAbt inur than tw n-pnvit nr nwth Ataotiiti .y mm.li No trrmHtml llah.li:.. Iml onlr in Drvver tied KtmlM. lhv,.L.n.u . . f A- Auiard by rr -.'l-ftviit hti.ndw men V Ivuwr hrfer toaiircf our ui. or W men . rtaover. Auy aui,ijrr Bh.rat Tm UHjBra a, a,arnt 1.T raailua rbkiic uf utJHjy. Cavalr.-. M-at tnmt. .'.lr.w A. H. Etcb, TaBMarars At It Smiim. aiSwury .ow Afenta Wawtrsl for Ufa ar GARFIELD neeoWne Biefnll hbwnryaf hi boMb and awaawal life nd .ltBr.UT lan.imatloo. MlUloDaafsatmte . . T ""w 01 rairn penny- hnltaDot S2 "V" "Ply "'thaine and foilTuiaetratoa u. Anomi. rcmigni Oo, PmTadatphia. Fa, Aawta "J sa tka Btaaaant Air'ealtanl Bau Farming for Profit W la-Mla -w---- -- A AWJ wa. Ltr-T IM tUrif. A sura aruKfaa aa. ' . - TELLS HOW Tn JK-SS siaiRBinnpv s s s -'' awvra mrnmrnf nan IU oaat J.CM3Cti,P CO l aUiliviiiykia. r H lll-r.UAB. Hani t .m r.rwnTaH anal . OTTX-'S 020 fte thia style of PHILADELPHIA KI.WKK. Baaltoaay8laar ai the aarket Jtiwi aatu, are it twarrwiwaaea-fceWe (aaiaawarM. Thwlstheauaa arrle other rwnnanias latail fur 50. AUIfarhiaaawanaaaBdaw yaanm. Send fur Illaauated Or calaraad Tratlajontia. Aaireai CU.tELES A. WOOD a C9 ' lllIUSt,ftilafc!Jka.fc -j y -, A TEAS AVn nmn mm Airrobi Imtnt free. liUira B at. 1 1THE ONLY MEDICInEM Sanaa a-aoa BBBai sa al, AV HEALTH IS WEALTH. EEAiTflCf BODY is fEALTHcf KIND. Railway's mro oiooa mues wnryi nesh, srrose and a clear at In. If vnn wmiiri h!.. J firm, your bones sound without cries, and comprex:on fair, nse Had way a aaraasaaVtr IIm Btaaolvew. "farll. A resiedy composed of Intrredlfnta of ertr oTdlnary med.cai properties essenUal to DunrT heal, repair and In vK-ot a te the brvikaa-dowa wasted Oody-vuiCK. PLKaSAST. iiafii PKKMA.NKNT ia Its treatment and cure No matter by what name the compiaiat uur be deala-nated. whether It be Scrt uil arysipelas. or Salv-Kheum. diseases flte Lunaa. Kidneys. BladJur. Womb. bla. I nV atotuaoh or Bowels, eltber cbrome or cocstitf, ' uonal, the virus ot the disease is la the blum-whit-a supplies the waste, and builds andr swirs these) oritn.i and wasted tissues or ifZ aystam. It the blood Is unueaKhy, tha trrZ. of repair must be unsound. ' TkarMHU'lllaBBea.TealD0t Is a euBiBwosauar remedy, but secures the hir BMwleas action of each ot the orxana. UestThl UsaesthjwiiKwttheenuieBj-em fuaeltoaal aaraKNiy. aud supplies the b ood-ve sels wuhi pure and hoalahy current of new hie. TheikiiT after a lew days ase ef the owrsapajllliaa hi: somas clear and beauufuL Pinapiea. hWkZ" Blaotc Spots aod klD EniDt ih .nJZZJt!?- aMdlkiS8eoTieurt Persons surrertai fremScrorula, KrupUve Dlaases of the Kiel Itoirta. Bars, Leys, Throat and Glands. uS have aoea anUted and spread, either trom un rured dlseasea or mereuxv. or rmm k. tL. -. to.roBiveBublla:ate, may rely upua a ture toniakelialmpreasiononinetysten, One bottle contains more of iho ui'n pies of medicloes than any otter ptepaAtioa" Taknla Teaspooolul Due- while oher. Z i'lire ave er aix tlmea as much. Owe Uoi ia 'er AVMtla. JVIIISUTE REMEDY. Obly renntres awlawtra aot haan t., Ueve pain and cure acuie disrate. RABWAY'S Oeadv Relief; la from one to twenty minutes, never falls to relieve PAIN with one thorough applkauou bo nutter how violent or excruclaaaK tbe pain the Rheumatic, Bed-ridden, inarm. Crippled. Nervous. SeursJgtcor prostrated with dtsea-e man suner. RAOAAYs KKAUV liKLlKir am afford inatant ease. IwSUaawauMaaai arian KMaaya. . smm aiu auaavaer. lUuaaaUai Mia, Tar f'rmmt Muaa. Brakes -amaarr aT rwiala, Aerveaiaeia, Iwe a I eeaw ela. aufka. tValato, Bpralaa Pate, la tmZ Jarvww. LU" Awataatly aw. Fever and Ague. PETER and AGUE cored for sa rr-n'x iw la net a remedial airent In tbls world tht m,u cure Fever and Ague, and other Xaiailoua, Bili ous scarlet. Typoold. Yellow and other fevers (al.ied by Kadway's PUiS) so quickly aa fcUu- wav a nuui niuir. It wlli In a few momenta, when iakia In? to directions, cure Cramps, apasuis, sour Stomach. Heartourn. sick Ueauacbe. liarrhui. ijDwii,,uB. nuiH ui me Duweia, and au Internal Palna. Travelers should alwars earrv a hot r i nt ways Beady Relief wild them. A few drops a wa er will prevent sickness or pal us iront cbaaire of wat r. It is better than French braudy or bitters as a stimulant. Miners and Lumbtrmea sho alwars be provided wiu It. CAUTIOX' All remedial acrenta eanahie nf iImbim.. nr. by an oveidose should be avoided. Mbrpnine. opium, strychnine, arnica, hyosclaiaus, aud other powen ul remedies, dow at certain Umfc, la very small doses, relieve the paHent dunni; their actloa In tbe a j stem, tut perhaps the second duse. If repeated, may aggravate and In crease tbe Buffertoif, and another dose cun death. There Is no necessity lor nsluff these uncertain agent when a positive remedy like Kadway's Eeady Rel.ef a 111 stno the mat n. eructating pain quicker, without entailing tha was auiicuity in either ihlant or adult. THE TRUE RELIEF RABWAY'S RBADT Raxrar Is the onlv renH,lial agent In vogue that will instantly stop pain. Fllljr Cents IVr Bottle. RADWAY'S Regulating Pills. Perfect 1'nreatiTes, ijootbinir Aierl- enis, Act Without Pain, Always Rt-ll tbie, and Natural in their O;eration. A VEGETABLE SCB&T1TCTK FOR CALCM1X Perf-tly tavstelesa. elemntly coated with sweet gum, purge, regular, purify, cleanse and Mimnuira Rabwat's Pills, for the rare of all Disorders of toe Biamacn. Uver. Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder. Nervous ihaeasea. Headache, Constitution, Cos tivenesa, Ind geslloo. Uyspepsla, Biliousness. Fever, IcflamaUon of the bowels. Plies, and all derangemenia oc the Internal Viscera. War ranted to effect a nenect euro. Pureiv veire- tabie. containing no ntenury, minerals or ttele- wikius uruga. SwUbaerve the fnllnwtntravninrjimarvxnl 1 from Diseases of the lllgeMive urgaoa: onsti- laiuua, luwara nies, ruiinesa ot tne uio a id the Bead, Acidity of tbe Momach, Sausea. Heartburn. 11 irust of Fund. PuimesB or Welirlit In the utomacn, Nur Kructlona, sinking or Fluttering at the Heart, Choking or Suffering sensations wnea in a lying posture, Dlmneof VislnB, Dots or Webs Before the Bight, Fever and Dull Pain In the Head, Dedclency of Per spiration, Yellowness of tbe Bkin and Kyea. Pals In the hide. Cbe-t, Limbs, and sudden Flushes of Heat. Burning in tne Flesh. A few doses of RadwaVb Pills will free the system from ail the above-named Disorders. Price, 25 Cents Fer Box. We renew that the reader most eonault our books and papers oo the subject of diseases and their cute, tfhong which may be named : Parse mmnt Traa," Kadwar Irritable Urethra." Kdway ka cmlulB, and others relating to different classes or DIs eases. SOLD BT DKUUGI3T3. BEAD FA USE AND TRUE." end a letter sramD to AD WAY At CO ST. B3 War re a. Vwr. CBwrrh m.. Hew ark. twInrormaUoB worth thousanlswui be se yen. A QUINTETTE OF NEW MUSIC BOOKS! DTO.V A CO. ham muh A- ww m dtir ttm wm of Mwtie runner. Caofrs 3 . I HERALD OF PRAISE.!,.,, The new Chnret, u.. n.. . ,uuo Send ti for abicwmm foitv. EaaenoB'a I IUFaIL. I m.i n. ma a . Bf. w T . '. .-,ww " mupvrnM dw, iur singiaa; Vm , I SONG BELLS. I, .oe., ew, genial aod beauuful eoUeutloa of Kmeraoa'i The new School Hon. acaa aw eta. iur Sprctmrw, Cup. TIREACnMltfiHT.l Hoff- (30 eta ) Ail raiiiaiu with beauty, and full of tha weetest meioily. t ar suiiav Sehoola. oend JU eta. for Specimen I vpt. I LIGHT AND I IFF. I !- (SJI eta.) A large, well ailed, aduuraoly selected and cvtnpoarL aod every war desirahia nmitin. I ftumlay School and Goapel He tin- w bend Hi eta. fur apecunen Cuwt OUTER DfTSOw co Boataa. cS;5l P" co-. Drrsoy, i"Buway, .-u i. lm) Cheatnut at-JTula. WELL AURFR r.'? the oldest and largest arm In Ameri.-v Addreaa t-ui'ed 8talea Manufacturing Cot, Chicago, Hi. A "r"- prmwa Faad eans aWlra.r' arS-.'r.trt-, VaL: ,U First Avaaaa, I. I. YQTTrrr ITPV U yoa vrowld awra Trh v. z. 1 .. rraphy In four month e aaaweriag aw Mvartlanaat will r lavar apoa the advwrriaar amd tha ibUaawr bT atatlaa-tnaA tkrr mmmm tk. -H.. tiaeaaewt la this joarwai (ainlaf tbe paper aaa. uiarall mrmMmtmm. fmlmttMUm BUB, IBM Heart, SayaSerarw. Crwwa, Olma. taarla. taurrl. liiinu. MeaiajM.aT TaMhark, Sranlfia. Hheaaaataaa! . .. m. ..iia aaaa . bub. .ii.i.i.. 2S
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