I Not One Friend in all America. There was a day when Talleyrand arrived in Havre, in great haste from . . i i . i r ' aris. It was in the darkest hours of , , . " , , he trench Involution, Pursued by the the bloodhounds of the Reign ot Ter- ; ror, stripped or every wreck improper- to go over to .May or june, as mc iiu tv or power, Talleyrand secured a pas- "ay not liable to make the desired . . . . . . impression upon it. W here the rock sa?e to America in a ship about to sail. , g harJ ,et te use(t. By He was going a Ix ggar and a wanderer mBkng capacious side drain through to a strange land, lo earn his bread by rock, much good material for tilling his daily labor. I chuck holes and covering rough places 'Is there any American staving t ! is secured. Surplus water is every vour house?" lie asked the landlord of here the trouble. Remove that . and :. , .... . remedy is had. Side drains filled his hotel, -lin bound to cross the , umin!! water make (1 roMis water, and would like a letter to some amj ti,ere cau be uo improvement until jerson of influence in the New World.' the water is removed. To do this open Tin. lnuilnr.l liesit:irl a moment. ! the drains into the fields or cross and then replied ' "There is a gentleman up stairs eiih-1 . r . i... !.:..... . .,.... i. ,i. i rr i uiii aim i im ui iti iifiiu , uul 111.111- . . vii i ... ; er an American or Knglishman I not tell." ! He jiuiiited the way, anil Talleyrand 1 who in early life was bishop, prince, j and afterwards a prime minister, as-, cended the stairs. A miserable suppli- , , , .. . 5 ' ant, he stood In-fore thestranger sdoor, : knocked, and entered. , In the far corner of the dimly light- ed room sat a gentleman ol some nuy ; vears. his arms folded, and his head lnwed on his breast. Krom a window directly opposite, a flood of light pour ed over his forehead. His eyes, lookiug from beneath the downcast brows. gazed in Talleyrand's face with a peeu liar and searching expression. His face was striking in its outline, the ; ...?,.. , . : mouth and chm indicative of an iron will. His torni, vigorous, even with the snows of fifty inters, was clad in a dark, but rich and distinguished cos- j i .... . Tallevrand advanced, stated that he was a fugitive, and unde'r the impres sion that the gentleman before him was an American, he solicited his kind feeling and ollices. poured forth his his tory in eloquent French and broken Kiicli.-h. "lam a wanderer an exile! I am -.i x- i. :.; forced tofly to the New Woild, itn- j-...t u t .1 . .i- l.i.,. Vim arp an ! " - American. ;iveuie, I beseech you, a , lxfti.r i.f i-nur; crt r)i:ir I lilflv Ike atiletO - earn inv bread'. I am willing to t..il in e ?, : i i any manner; the scenes of I'aris have ... , . , . , ., . tilled me with such horror, that a Iile of labor would be a paradise to a career of luxury in France. You will give 1 , r i me a letter to one of your friend,. A , gentleman like you has doubtless many friends. The strange gentleman rose. V it li : a look at Talleyrand never forgot, 'ie ' retreated towar.ls the door of the next 1 chamber, Lis heail still downca-t his eyes looking still from behind his dark ened brow. He spoke as he retreated backwards his voice wa lull ot mean ing I rim T it, otllv ln.'lll burn ill tin- New World who can' rise his hand to t.od . , . . .- - i . , .. .. i, . and say, I have not a tr.end. not oe in all America! ' Talleyraud never lorgot the over-. whelming sadness of the look that ac- cuupanicd these word.-. ' Who are vour" he cried, a- :hc : strange gentleman retreated towards! the n.-xt room. "Your name " ! My j.ame!-with a smile that ha 1 J , .... , more m. Kkery than joy m its convul- vive expression "Jly name is IJenedict A Hehas gone. T.llevrand sank in a' c'.iair, gasping the worcls- "Arnold. the Traitor! one who ha- I tttrayed his country." Thus Arnold wandered over the earth, another Cain, with a wanderer's, an ellort to make up lor '" ' ... ., 'care. When calves are infested with mark on his brow. Kven in the e- jt -s ,,5fficuU to rid them of the eluded room, at that inn of Havre, his vermin. Besides the neck, the brisket, crime found him out, and foieed him to dank- and under the thighs are favor tell his name that name the synonym ! ite places for lice. The calves should of inlamv. ;be well carded all over w ith a card The last twenty years of Arnold's life dipped in kerosene oil, and well shaken; were covered with a cloud from whose ' then thoroughly brush every part of darkness but Hew gleams of light the bod v, especially where the vermin Hash out upon the page pf historv. harbor. Give a teaspoonful of sul- i.l.ur duilv in the feed, and the skin in The KITei t of Moonlli.lit. In the year 1nj:. w heu running in a bark between San Francisco and Hum boldt Iay, our provisions consisted on tt. fl.tu-n trii. ill mot. r:i.ps. of elk meat purchased at llumbollt Hay, and i There is no better place " tum to M i ,i , . ' put wood ashes than on clover. Cir- nvarial.ly hung up in the rigging, cov- uiiisUuces aIready referred to, are ered w 1th canvas. I poll two occasions teliuir K to make clover a more impor w hen two hindquarters from the same tant crop than we have regarded it, as animal were hung up side bv side, the a preparation for wheat and for grain crew sometime in the night uncovered ! feeding. For this use some of the one of them to cut off some nieces for i n"il1 wrieties may be sown. bait for the numerous fishes following ! lu our wake, and neglected to replace the canvas covering. In the morning the cook noticed that the meat had a slimy appearance, but not suspecting an v thing, cut off sundry slices to cook for breakfast. The result was that the whole ship's company w ere made sick, uivself included, w hich the captain on inspecting the quarter of meat, decided w as owing to the efleets of the moon's rays, and ordered it to be thrown over- board; but the mate ridiculing this idea, directed the steward to slice off more of the same for his dinner, and at the same time two of the crew ate of the tainted meat. The result was that all three were made extremely sick, j and as they did not go near the ticket with symptom resembling those of I wagon, and yet seemed very anxious to cholera viz: vomiting, cramps, etc. '. see the circus, a curious-minded citizen The rest of the crew w ho ate from the j edged around and Inquired of the other leg, w ere not affected, and we ate . young man : from the one that remained until our "Why don't you buy tickets if you arrival in San Francisco. I have seen ! w-ant to go in ?" iu China seas two or three instances of Cause im short!" was the whis men who had slept on deck exposed to! , , ,,, ..... i. ,,, the ravsofthefull moon beingattacked I rred reply. "I dull, t low enough w ith "moon blindness," that is, unable j fr incidentals when I was figgermgon to see in the night, though jierfectly : the cost of this thing, but I don't want able to see iu the daytime. These at- tie gal to know it!" tacks after a time wore off. Although . .1Iow niuch arc vou short?" not superstitious 1 fiillr believe iu the .... , . . " i.i.. baneful effects of the moon's rays. j "Only five cents. I hggered that ten think that these effects are more preva- i shillings w ould pay all expenses, but I lent iu the tropical water, especially in got left. We spent teu cents for pea the I'acitic and Indian oceans, and only j nut5) ten ceuts on the street cars, and under cloudless skies. five in candy, I had just a dollar left r.iB ;rape vine. ! to pay our w ay in, when the gal got a I peanut shuck in her throat and I had aliforuia has, probably, i'.t vines, 1 1( buy her a glass of lemonade to wash each of which produces more than "00 ! it down. Didn't do it though, till I lbs. of grapes as an average crop, j ,ad pounded her on the back more'n Among these are vines at Coloma and Blake, and near Montecito and Stock ton representing the Sierra Nevada, the coast mountains north of San Fran cisco, the Sjii .loachim Valley, the southern coast, the level of the sea. and an elevation ot 3000 feet above it. The ! the gal that the tigers had got loose Stockton vine, a mile southeast of the j all(j the hyenas had run mad, but she's tow n, iu the yard of Mr. Thelps' house j long-headed and might not have be is a foot in diameter, and has this year j aCVcd it. Thankee, sir, and the fust produced .VMHbs. (2; 2 toii , according ; time I'm in town I'll pay it back, to the Intirptn'leni. We have heard 1 Hang it, I ortcr flggered on 'leven nothing lately of the yield of the Mon- j shillings, 'stead of ten, but you've tecito and Colomo big vines. We saw i made mc happy for life. Come, Bets.' the latter in ISC7 when young, and it! . . then born l.VH) bunches or grapes. The j ibe.u-dick Kills. "Eleven year Montecito vine grew from a cutting of ' our daughter suffered on a bed of the old big vine at the same place, set ; misery under the care of several of the out in 179: and cut down in IS"., when j best (and some of the worst) physi- S0 years old. It had a diameter of 15 : ns. ?' e hr J! ' ,.,,.. name but no relief, and now she is re- inches, covered an arbor IU feet lo" I SUtTe)1 to us in good health by as simple by OS w tde, and ave raged three tons remedy as Hop Bitters, that we had its annual vicld. The big via j poohed at for two years, before using Blakes separates, at the surface of the i separates, at the surface of the i . into two stems, each six inches icter. The vine at Coloma is an i; the other three are of the ground in diameter. Isabella .Mission variety. AGRICULTURE. KU Miki.M;. The iloii;li should oe Mit to use on the sules, lo open old , 1 ," ; . . ' ' drains and make new ones. Miale rfK. generally yields U the iloiih in April, and it is risky to allow hard flay streams, always make the outlets of the drains large, so mat, ine now oi water uiav not be checked at the very . - . . , . . point where iu escape should be freest, i.lallkej cu,verU might be fewer, but n mivi.r. m be lonirer sav 18 to 20 tenable two vehicles to pass with entire safety. What is known a the "Virginia bridge," a heavy application oi broken stone, presseu '"; tre, answers best at most small watei wiuter s,,ring, oa hillside! vater sides ,i,ouia 0e treated to a blind drain of stoIie ti,ree feet Jeep the only ieruian- ellt auj satisfactory remedy lor sucn team and temper-wearing spots Across marshy places "bridging" with stone, well broken, on top at least, is the best thing to do, creek gravel added is a luxury that should never be rejected. Therefore, plowing the sides and openiug drains, hauling gravel, Ac, should begin at once. Aiier corn planting the scoop will come nJ lo its work. Asausetuland economical lllip,ellieIltt ticre ls nothing tocompare wilh lue ilorse gcoop. one will do the work of ten men with common shovels and do it more effectively. Kvery dis- .:.. ..i i.l 1. o 1-u l..iirir .if unrms. llll-i PUI" jr.w..J There are too many breakers made. The exercise of proier judgment would discard one halt of them, uud Improve the roads by so doing. On steep hill sides breakers should leave the ; shape. Thev divided the flow of water, janU there is less wash; are likewise ! easier on the vehicle. ..... ti,.t Shokixu Houses. 1 he nails MioulU .. ... .... driven in more gen- . . . ij tw it v Mian is me cuwuiii There is no reason whv the smith should strike a l.lrtW at the little nail head as strong as he would deliver at the head of a M.ike or an oak beam, lhe hoof of "he "r f " otl sti..v aml the the horse is not an oak stick, anu me jelicaK.y pointed and sleuder headed aii jg tu,t a wrought iron spike, and vet you will see the nailer whack away hi i liuni as if it was a matter ot life and m eilllrely in at two b)((Ws of njs hamnicr. isist that the nailer shall drive his nails slow ly and gtcajiiyt instead of using violence. In this case, if his nail is badly pointed and gets out of proper line of direction, ; ,i,.a It fan lie withdrawn and a new one substituted, w ithout harm having been done the fool, T.ut the sw iit, blind, and violent w iv prevents all such care, and exioes the horse to temporary, u noi inrau- enl iniurv. lientlfUCsS should lieex- ercised in clinching the naU. Never allow a sin th to touch a rap totheout- Uw)f Xaturc covered it with a thin filament of ena- me, tuc ,,j,je,.t f wl,Kh is to protect the inner niembraue and fiber from ex- posurc to water and atmosphere. The enamel is exactly what nature puts on your linger nail, reader. I nder no cirenmstuce should it ever he touched. f w rmoved . attire w j keiU lv deprived of her needed cocnng, a-n(, JrIe1y ,.,t t.xp0fed to the ele- ,ucnts. a ivks. Warmth and cleanliness will keep the young caives in a goou ...,.i;t,.. jiith liirhr. feedinf. while. wi.nolIt these, heavy feeding will do more harm than good. It is useless to over-feed young animals in . . i . . . t harboring places well smeared with a mixture of raw linseed oil and sulphur. Clovkr Fields w ill be benefitted by the application of a bushel or two of plaster, as early this month as possible H may be kept from measels, ,ri,.,lirsis. etc.. bv mixinff a handful 0f gooa M 0Od ashes w ith their food ' twice a week. C et rid of the runts. It does nat pay to keep an inferior ii.imal. Cume. Betn." "Get your tickets at the wagon . ' j screamed the doorkeeper at the circus to a young man with a girl on his arm ! who had a handful of small change, j "This is the third time you have come here when you know I can't take money. The young man and his girl fell back, fifty times and tried to pull one o' them hydrants up by the root3 !" "I'll lend you five cents to make up your dollar," said the citizen. "Y'ou will ? By gosh ! but that lets mc out! I d made up my m.nd to tell - e earnestly hope and pray that no - e earnestly nope ana pray maiuo one else will let their sick suffer as we d'U on account of prejudice against so good a melii-'ne as Hop Bitters. Th I'orfiit. SCIENTIFIC. To TarHy H'nfr. The use of impure w ater is the primary cause of many fevers and other diseases. There are different methods used for its purifica tion among which are boiling, distilla tion and filtration, the latter being the favorite method. .Marsh waters in many instances may be so far improved as to fit them for drinking and culinary purposes by steeping in them certain herbs or by rubbing the inside of the kettle they are to be boiled in with bitter seeds and herbs. In China and Japan the tea plant is used for this puriose, and bitter almond on the banks of the Nile. A writer iu an English paper gives his exierience In the purification of water which is as follows: "Different waters like dif ferent diseases, require different treat ment to purity them, and all waters, uo matter how impure they may be, cau be made quite pure for drinking or other domestic pur(oses without distil lation, providing the proper materials be used and suflicient lime allowed the re-agents to act; but in many sanlples of w ater I have found distillation to be the quickest and cheapest mode of purifying them. All filters in use, that 1 am aware of. only purify the water from solid impurities mechani- cal.r suspended in the water. lne following is a description of a filter that I have often used, which purines foul water from organic impurities held in solution as well as from sus pended solids : Take any suitable ves sel with a perforated talse bottom anu cover it w ith a layer ol auimai cnar coal ; on the top of that spread a layer of iron filings, borings or turnings, the finer the better, mixed with charcoal dust ; on the top of the filings place a layer ol fine, clean, sillicious sand and you have a perfect filter. Allow the water to filler slowly through the above filter and vou will produce a re markably pure drinking w ater. Before placing the Iron filings in the filter they should be well washed In a hot solution ot soda or potash to remove oil or other Impurities, then rinse them iu clean water; the filings should be mixed with an equal measure of fine charcoal. If the water is very foul it must be allowed to tiller very slowly. The dectier the bed of iron filings is. the quicker they will act. The above is a simple, cheap and very efli cient filter, superior to any that I know of, and it has the advantage ol being free to every one who chooses to make it. 1 have not takeu out a patent for it. and I am not aware of any other person having done so. I think I am the only lersoii who has ever used it. The foulest ditch water treated as above is rendered quite pure and fit for drink- ins. I may mention that 1 have maue it a practice during the last twenty seven years to boil all my drinking water. It is the safest plan lor a man moviiiir from place to place. ou can not always carry a filter and chemicals about with you, but you can always manage to get polled water, l'eopie talk about it being vapid and tasteless, but 1 am used to it and like it. Kff' CU of IirMthiwj Sntiom Viifvrs. In some experiments lately made oy M. 1'oincare on the effects of poisoning by sulphide of carbon, he often found iu the blood-vessels drops, apparently of this substance, condensed anew after absorption bv the hums. Still, the ureal volatility of the substance ren dered this a priori, and as he has nut succeeded in chemically determining what the drops were, he hesitated to express the view referred to. He lias since obtained like results w ith other substances not miscible w ith blol, and which are much less volatile than sul phide of carbou, especially spirit cf turpentine and nitro-benzine. ine chemical determination, indeed, was as difficult as before; but from the fact that it was only iu animals which had respired these vaimrs, he thinks the matter worthy of attention. Workmen who respire vapors of this kind are evidently exposed to a poisonous act ion, variably with the vapor's compo sition, and also to mechanical disturb ances of the circulation and nutrition, similar to those produced by mbolies and introduction of air into the veins. Thus may probably be explained the sudden deaths observed in the course of experiments with those substances, and perhaps certain fatal results from taking chloroform have been duo to the same cause, lhe drops in juesiion in nearlv all the organs, are especially abundant in the liver, the kidneys and the lungs. Lnnjcrity of the Uortt. At Rochester, N. Y., there died on the 12th of Se tember last the oldest horse on record for a number of years. He was the prop erty of the famous Daniel D. Bell, ol leg al as well as gold mine notoriety. He was known by the name of "Gumbo," and in his day was a noted stallion. At the time of his death he had attained the ripe aire of lorty-flve years and six mouths. He retained a remarkable vitality to the last, and for three quar ters ot an hour before nis uemise ne stood upon bis legs, proud and majes tic, as in his younger days, ue nau long been the projrty of Sell, who had driven him many thousands of miles in his lifetime, be having owned hira a period of twenty-seven years and a half, since he was eighteea years old. BuIdhi I -aw. Ignorance of the law excuses no one An agreement without consideration is void. Signatures made with lead encil are good in law. A receipt for money paid is not le gally conclusive. The acts of one partner bind all the others. Contracts made on Sunday cannot be enforced. A contract made with a minor is void. A contract made with a lunatic void. Principals are responsible for the acts of their agents. Agents are responsible to their prin- pals for errors. Each individual in a partnership ls responsible for the whole amount of debts of a firm. A note given by a minor is void. N'otes bear interest only when so stated. It is not legally necessary to say on a note "for value received," A note drawn on Sunday is void. A note obtained by fraud, or from a person in a state of intoxication, can not be collected. If a note be lost or stolen, it does not release the maker; he must pay it. There In Nothing Certain eicept death and that is now rendered ex tremely nu certain by the discover of an abeo lnteir certain core for the m et painful of all bodily aiimenta Piles. For S.000 yearn, quacks and me Heal men hare rivalled each other in torturing the miserable aafTerers by that ter rible disease with all manners of barbarous, ignorant and nseleaa noetroms and devices and might etUI bare gone on for a thousand more yean but for the discovery of Anakeuia by Dr. Susbee. We seldom pair each thing, bat any man or vonun who baa ever an IT ered the agony of piles, will thank ns for calling attention to an almost infallible remedv for this dreadful disease. 500.000 tfflicted sufferers lee ify to its nnparalled virtues. Doctors of all medical schools endorse and use it. It is at once the triumph and admiration of the age ; simple, safe, prompt and permanent it relieves pain at once, apporta and com presses the tumors and ultimately cores the worst eases of Piles, no matter of bow long standing. Abso lute infallibility is not possible, bat medical oienee bas nothing mora nearlv eo than "Anakrri." it is the discovery of Dr. & SUsbee, an aocompl shed chemist and practic ing physician, after 10 years study and experi ence. Bampjea of -anakeaia" are sent frt to all suff erers by P. Nsoataedler A Co., Box 3916 New York. Bold by druggists everywber. Pries tLOO per box. BOilESTIC. DoMksric I'sks or Bcttkkjiilk. Boil one quart of Iresh buttermilk. Boil one eirz. a pinch of salt, and a heaping tablespoonful of flour together, and pour into the boiling milk. Stir briskly and boil ror two or tnree min utes, and serve while warm with sugar. or still butter, maple syrup. Although this is a homely and old-fashioned dish eaten and relished by our grandparents before corn-starch, sea moss lanna, dessicated cocoanut and other similar delicacies were even heard of, it is per haps as nutritious as any of them, and often far more easily obtained. As the butler which is taken from the milk is only the carbonaceous or heat produc ing element, there are still left in it an the nourishing properties which make it so valuable as food. As a drink 'or men at work in the hot sun, buttermilk is tar preferable to cider, metheglin, switchel, or auy preparation of beer whatever, as it is not only cooling and retreshiiiiT. but also strengthening. Of course there are plenty ot people who are constantly dosing themselves witn blood searchers, liver purifiers anu stomach i jvigorators, who would laugh at the mentiou of buttermilk as a med icine, and yet if they could be once per suaded to try drinking a glass or that fresh beverage every day, they would goon find it corrective of their poor ap petites and " clogged-up livers." In a littl ebook of " 1'lain Directions for the Care of the Sick." written by an intel liirent physician of Philadelphia, who has undea his medical supervision sev eral charitable institutions, we bud buttermilk mentioned as being very useful, especially in fevers, as an arti cle of diet for the sick. In olden times, when in many a farmhouse, the medi cal pharmacoHjL'ia was limited to a few household remedies, buttermilk wney became a familiar and valued sudorific, and many an old lady whose long and successful experience as a nurse gives weight to her testimony, still insists thai there is no better cure for a cold than to bring on a sweat by drinking hot w hey." An additional proof of iu value as a medicine has been found In a letter from a traveler in Switzerland, who has been visiting a "goat s whey cure at Gals." I'atients alllicted with weak and disordered stomachs there find relief in drinking whey warm from the cheese vats. They begiu'to drink about six in the morning, while the whey is pure and warm, and take as much as seven or eight glasses, with an Interval of a quarter of an hour be tween the glasses. This treatment is laxative, but its effects are in some measure counteracted by farinaceous food. The treatment begins early in summer, and lasts three weeks. Ckiiim) Ricr. rrnpixti rut a pint of milk to boil with two ounces of w bite sugar, and a piece of vanilla, let it boil teu minutes, remove the vanilla, and shake in lightly two tablespuonsful of ground rice: stir carefully so as to nave no lumps, add the yolks ot lour eggs, or three whole eggs previously beaten up with a iitlle milk and strained, stir ovei the fire for five min utes, and add an ounce of gelatine dis solved in a little water, put the whole in a mould until quite cold; serve with any kind of syrup or jam. lhe jam must be passed through a sieve ar.d moistened with a little cold water and squeeze of lemon. The above mixture ol milk, ground rice and eggs may be used another way bv leaving out tue gelatine and buttering a mould or basin and steaming the pudding twenty minutes, lu a steamed pudding the eggs must be put in after the ground rice has been cooked, otherwise the pudding will not keep its shape when served. Ckaxbk.kuv Saice. I usually " plump " the cranberries before stew ing by pouring boiling water over them and letting tlieui Hand until the water is cold. For one quart of berries I allow one pint each of water and sugar. After adding the water, wnicn should lie hot. let it boil ten or fifteen minutes longer. Stir the berries often, mashing evenly. When done, the sauce may be strained into a mould or bowl, and when cold, cut and served in slices, or poured into a saucc-disu anu served the commoner way. Bread rtPPixc. Half a pound of stale bread, soaked iu warm water for ten minutes, and wrung dry in a clean cloth; one quart of milk, four eggs, yolks and whites well beaten together; two ounces ot butter, one even tea- spoonful of salt, half a pound ot w ell washed and picked currants, dried in a towel: one cotlee-cup tignt-nrown sugar, half aerated nutmeg; mix well butler the pan, and bake for three- quarters of an hour In a not oveu. lost about thirty cents, and is sullicient for eight persons. Cream Fritters. Mix a pint and a half of wheat flour with a pint of milk beat six eggs to a froth and stir them into the flour; grate in a half nutmeg. add a pint of cream and a couple of tea spoonfuls of salt. Stir the w hole jus long enough to have the cream get wen uuxeu in, mcu irj tnc iiiiauiii; iii small cakes. Pathexia Pcdpi.m;. One quart ol milk; five eggs; five tablesooiifuls of flour; bring the milk to-a boil, reserving enough to wet the flour; then stir iu the wet flour, while hot; when cool, stir in the beaten eggs, reserving the whites of two; bake one-half hour, and when cool spread over an icing made from the beaten whites and pow dered sugar. Corx Starch Cake. One cupbutter, two cups powdered sugar, one cup of sweet milk, two teasoons baking powder, In one and one-half cups flour, one and one-half cups corn starch and whites of seven eggs. Flavor with lemon. A Novel Wedding;. Three years ago, Wheeltr Ellis, a young, poor, hard-working mechanic, left Washington for the far West to seek his fortune, leaving behind a lovely and lonely maiden to await bis coming at gome future time, when his finances would admit of marriage. This time bad come but on account of business engagements the' young man found that he could not make the trip East. A friend arriving there from the West was commissioned to take the young woman to Georgetown where the cere mony would be performed. This ar rangement, though entirely in accord ance with the young lady's wishes, did not suit ber mother, who so strenuous ly objected to this way of the thing be ing done thiit some other plan must be adopted or the affair postponed. The girl had waited long already, and noth ing but distance seemed to stand in the way. At the suggestion of the Rev. George Carpenter, the telegraph was called into service. This calmed the old lady's objections, and the preacher performed the ceremony. Xo cards. The only spectators were a friend or two. From the time of the first mes sage till the young man answered the solemn "I do" was somethingovcr four hours. The bride started for a home and husband in the far West, with the best wishes of many friends. The par ties arc well known, and the affair caused quite a ripple of excitement when it became known. It is un equalled in strangeness in the annals of marriages. Brut. Prompt and TaoKorr.it. are the charac teristics of Or. Jayue'a Carminative Kalsain. lis merit bas made It known everywhere 'or years, as a si andurd curative for Cramps. Diarrhoea, Cholera Morbus, and all Diseases of the Bowels; It Is beside easily administered to children, being pleasant lu the taste, and is entirely sate. WIT AXD HUMOR. En Perkins. " Can a thing which has no life move?" asked Joseph Cook of Eli Perkins. . ... "Of course they can," replied f.H. Whv. last vear I saw a watch spring, a rope walk, a horse fly, a match box, a peanut stand, a mill dam, an oyster try, anu acai nsu; anu mm tinued Ell, " 1 expect to see a peach blow, a gin sling, and a brandy smash, and " " Anything more, Mr. Terkins .' "Why. ves. 1 expect to see a stone fence, a cane brake, and a bank run." " Did you everseea snoe snop.a gnu. boil, or hear a codfish bawir askeu Mr. ( ook. Vn' hut I've seen a Dlank walk, a horse whip, a tree toad, and I would not be surprised to see tne ureai At lantic coast, the Pacific slope, a tree box, and " As Mr. Look left, til to.u mm i he had often seen very mysterious things that he had seen a uniform smile. Whv. I've seen a sword fish." said Mr Cook. I've seen a hog's skm boots too. and once 1 saw some alligator's hide shoes. Yes." he continued, "Mr. Perkins. I have even heard the bark ot a tree actually seen the tree bark, seen it holler and commence to leave, i ue tree held on to its trunk, which they were trying to seize lor board. Ton Mrrn Grammar. The peril of employing highly educated young men as clerks was again uiusiraieureccuuv A woman stoptied at a green grocor'i on Woodward avenue and asked : "l them lettuce fresh?" "You mean tAat lettuce," suggested the clerk, "and it is fresh." "Then you'd better eat it: " spanned, as she walked on. The grocer rushed out and asked the elerk what on earth had happened to anirer her. and the young man replied Why, nothing, only t corrected uer grammar. "You have turned away one of my best customers! Only yesterday she came in and asked me how I sold those white sugar, and I got an order Tor a whole barrel. Hang vou. sir! but if them customers want grammar they don't expect to find her in a grocery! Xo, sir, and if you see sne again you want to apologize In the most iiumoier est manner: Haunted Me. Debt, poverty and suffering haunted me for years, caused by a sick family ami large bills for doc toring, which did no good. 1 w as com pletely discouraged, until one yearago, by the advice of my pastor. I procured Hop Bitters and commenced their use, and in one month we were all well, and none of us have been sick a day since; and I want to say to all poor men, you ran keep your families well a year with Hop liitters for less than one doctor s visit will cost. A H orktnjimn. Ti.NPiR-HFARTi.p little Susie picked tin a crving kitten oil the sidewalk, and nestling it in her bosom, took it into the house to nurture it. "Xow," said her mother, "what did vou bring that sore eyed cat in for." With a look of pro found sympathy she replied: "she ain't sore-eyed; her eyes is full of griet, poor thing." Kitty had a corner assigned for her. At a dinner table not long since ladv asserted with a good deal oi" vehe mence that she never ate pastry "What! never?" exclaimed a gentle man at her side, extecting. of course, the usual reply. Judge ol his surprise when she remarked, quietly, and utter ly innocent of any knowledge of "Pin afore, "ell, sometimes. An Irishmm remarked to his com panion, on observing a lady pass "Pat, did you ever see so thin a woman as that before?" "Thin!" replied the other. "Rotherashen ! I seen a woman as thin as two of her put together, so I have." In a certain Massachusetts normal school the word "eucharist" was given out not long ago to be spelled and de fined. More than three-tourths or the gir beg pardon young ladies wrote "euchreist a person who plays eu chre." A vnt'xn man went into a florist' store the other day to buy a rosebud fo his athanced. Seventy-five cents war the price asked. "Will it keep?" in quired the young man. "Oh, yei long while." "Then you may keep it." Ax English boy was beating a donkey unmercifully, when the ministerof the parish, coming up, censured him for his cruelty. The lad resentfully re torted : "I'm sure you need not care it's none of your congregation." A widow refuses a foppish bore ; she is not ready to be married yet, she says "Madame. I am your servant, I can wait." "Oh, well ; you look as though you did. At what restaurant, pray f A sh.ectman ot a submban town while superintending some repairs and improvements of a highway, indicated a su it near a small stream of water as "a good p'.ac to put down a culprit.' I r is now said by a scientific authority that sleep commences in the leet and extends to the head. Possibly the cu torn of sitting with the feet toward the pulpit may have something to do with it." The purest article is the cheapest iu the end. Dobbins' Electric Soap, (made by Cragln & Co., Philadelphia,) is per- icctty pure, snow-white, and preserves clothes washed with it. Be sure and try it. At a recent performance In the Xew Haven Opera House, as a number of students left their seats between the acts, a good lady was beard to observe "Ain't it too bad those fellows have to go home and go to studying?" "The only teason why I got my ears boxed," said Johnny, "was because when mother said a neighbor had bor rowed a hen of her, I said the lent-hen season bad arrived." Ax old lady being asked to subscribe to a newspaer, declined on the ground that when she wanted news she maun factured it herself. Ox leaving a room make your best sa lam to iiersous present, and retire with out salaming the door. A newly engaged man miss-taken. Is always Where ts the best place for reflection In a mirror. . Why is a young wife like a binge liccausc she is something to adore. The I'hvuiral Parados. It has leen said that "the blood is the source of life." It is as truly the source of disease and death. Xo life, that is to sav. no healthy tissue can be generated from imnure blood, no organ of the body can normally perform its func tions w hen supplied with impure blood. Tin. fluid that should carry life and health to every part, carries only weak ness and disease. Blood is the source of life, onlv when it is pure. It it has become diseased, it must be cleansed by nrniwr medication, else every pulsation of tha human heart sends a wave of disease through the system. To cleanse (he hlnnd of all impurities, use Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and Pleasant Purgative Pellets, the most effectual alterative, tonic, and cathartic remedies yet discovered. They art ptciallg efficient in tcrofulvui diseases. Separated" Man. . ...,! About 8 O'C lock a manwnose . ... - t.l.lni iml kinks and a, v. . ai.l on twists, crawled out oi - v"-"b the wharf and began yawning an d r ub- bing bis eyes like one wno nu a beavy night. A policeman lounged w ayjave ti e man a looking over and asked: . . "Sleep in there lasi ins;'" "Yaas, kinder," was the rejoinder. "Looking for work?" "X-n-o, not exactly." " Youll be run m if you hang around n this way," remarkeu - The man put bis hand on top o. ,ubbing post, laid his chin on bis bauds, and after a long look al c turned and said : "I dunno exactly wbat iw . ... iiaa niiL do. 1 did live out here eigui. ve separated from the old worn..". Yes, separated last nigh. "What's the trouble r "Waal, she was my second and I was her second, and we never goi .. iw. an Mr. we ooin "i we know it all. and neituer giving in. We came in to see the cir us." A I, vnn llldr" And that's where the seperation took place-right in front of the sacred hyenas from Japan. iu a..v, advertised an electric. Yes. v.ii upM never seen one. When we got Into the menagerie tnere m" v- - " ... 1 the elephant. Then came ine ".u" Then we came to a darned old bear. Further on were the lions and tigers, and monkeys, but uo electric light. We walked three times around mai om tent vi ithout coming to his cage, and l got mad. Says I to one of the chaps over the roi: 'Whar' in thunder is he cage with the electric light e want to see him or nave our ui back !' The feller be grinned all over, and lots of folks lafled riglit out, and my wife tlew up and said I'd made a fool of myself, 'llow?' says I. 'Why, the electric light is not aii animal at all,' but has something to do with the clown.' We bad a big jaw right mere. She caved my hat in, a id I broke her parosol, and then I separated. 'And you won t make up." "Make up! Never! She can take he electric light and bake and eat him, hut I'm a man who never crawls . i in , , r .. I going down to ioicuo, i am, mm j this time to-inorrer I 11 be driinKer n a horse !" . . 'And you dulu l see the electric light after all?" 'Xo! I don't believe they had any . Maybe they thought tliey could work that 'ere rhinoceros on on tne public by another name, but I tumbled u a miuit. 1 in an old rninos uijseu. and my wife is another, and when l think of how I stood there and let her call me a fool afore al I the people I'm mad 'nu(T to walk clear home and pizen her half of the yoke of o en !'' Nutritive Crumbs. ;ood health is the tirst condition cf happiness, which alwi-ys results from perfect nutrition. All growth, wheth er vegetable, animal, or numaii, resui.s from nutrition. Xo artificial chemis try equals the motion of the human stomach, and Its appendages, in the mastication, digestion and the assimila tion ot food. An ounce of food thor oughly digested, is better than a pound retained, to sour iu the human work shop, where the workmen are unable to dincst it. The stomach is never to be overloaded, of which sour eruc'a tions are always an unmistakable sign. It is a great mistake, to suppose, that our food passes mote easily through its appropriate channels, bv having it lu brieated with hog oil. Tne degrees in which all things human, are propor tioned, determines as to their pert'ec. tion and success. As the amount ai.d quality of food, with the daily, rega lar exercise in the open air. Activity, with rest. It is not all vou ent that nourishes you, but only that which you digest and assimilate. Impeifect du trition is disease, and it not corrected must sooner or later end in death There are three classes of motion in ierfeet nutrition: the Ingestive, the Kgestive, and the Kcteutive, or asimi lative. Freoh Stipples of Vitality To renew a wanini; ptock mny be fathered from a source accenible to ail. and never soauht In vain bv anv whose const. tution and vicor are not so much dilapidated ss to be wholly past re airing, tvuience airecv con vineiiik' and ami le. indicates Uuntettrr's Stomach bitters as a touio of unexampled efticarr and perfect pnrity. and poesesed of properties that const.Mte it an invaluable remedy for dyspepsia, constipation, liver com plaint, urinary and nteriue weakness, rheu matic complaints and malarial fever. Dehcata females and iuiirm old persona are invigorated and sola ed by .t. and the physical prostra tion which usually follows a severe il.ness is in a pre at degree remedied and convalescence accelerated t'ironan its use. r- o cnpies leading position among medicinal staples. If Tor are Dvspeptic UooflanJt German Bitters will cure yon. JTietl-flTs Tetter form of Tetter. VtntvtetU Will cure every Ir Tor Would Enlov Good Health Take Doofiatufs German bitters. Worms. Worms. Horuie. E. F. Kunkel's Worm Syrnp never fads to destrov Pin. Seat and Stomach Worms. Dr. Kunkel the only successful physician who re moves U Auna in two hour, alive with bead, and no fee until removed. Common sense teaches if Tape Worms can be removed all other worms can be readily destroyed. Ad vice at office an.l store, free. The doctor can tell whether or not the patient has worms. Thousands are dying daily, with woruis. and do not know it. Kits, spannis. cramps, chok ing and suffocation, sallow complexion, circles around the eyes, swelling and paij in the imacn, restless at night, grinding of the la in, picking at the nose, coni;h, fever, itch ing at the sea', headache, foul breath, the na- tiuit grows pale and thin, tickling and irrita tion in the anus all these symptoms, and more, come from worms. E. . Kcmili VtoEat hYKcr never fails to remove them. Price, tl per I ottle. or six bottles for ii.OO- iFor Tape Worm write and consult the doctor.) 'or all others, bny of your druggists the Worm Svrup, and if he has it not. send to D E. F, KcSKrx, 9 N. N.nth St.. Philadeluhi Pa. Advice by mail, tree ; send three-cent stamp. E. F. Ranker. Hitter Wine of Iron. The great nccess and delight of the people. In fact, nothing of the kind baa ever been offered to the American people which has so quickly found ite way into their good favor and hearty approval as E. F. Kcsatx's Bitteb Wi.ii or laox. It does all it proposes, and thus gives universal satisfaction, it is guar anteed to cure the worst case of dyspepsia or inmgesuon, kidney or liver disease, weakness. nervousness, constipation, aciditv of the stomach. Ao (iet the gennine. Hold only in tLUO bottles, or six bot'. for 3lWX Ask for E. F Kcnkel's Hitter Wihk or Iao:t , and take no other. If your druggist baa it not, send to die proprietor. E. F. Kcsiti., 2i! Noith Mntb Street, I'hiladel hia, I'a. Advice free enclose three-cent stamp. Ir Tbocblkd with Constipation, take Boof- (ana uerman tsiaers. If Tovb Liver is Disorders BooflaruTt tier- man Hitlers will set it aright. Fob Pixttjs on the Face, use EletkeVt Tet ter Ointment. It never fads to remove them. Those answering Advertisement wll confer m favor upon the Advertiser and the PwbUsher bv statins; that thev saw the adver ttaement la this Journal Inamtns rre paper We will tay AfZntsasaiAuy oi Uaj per tuootii lad i pea-, or illu letrg? cutntniMion, totwtl oar it and wotjlrft:l iovvntivna. He wsscm w4ol ay IHiyit Uej. mMtt wwm aaaaas mkiuui, MaCiA, The vew 5 books -5 For Temperance Gatherings. ..... T'a TFVrERA ct" . .rtor I K""" . . . f.ror Rwiiol '""."'.nd Social. of .u. Tor - . wii.H and So Se"J TUB GOSPEL Of" Nthis n. R.i. - A'-?" aJSi sT.li f rmkM. "rr ,ilcn. Tor ETrrbx!r. riS AFORE! PISA FOh't. : ' . ..d r in- ', W iVii-FATISITZA. th. - .- rorMu.icAlStod.ou- ir.,Tnun1. Johnson m Fmphatloinv a ood. T Intemunc, nwnud- li CISDEEELLA ' fl YD EH EL LA ! S,w Csotata T "ran AM for ( i"- Fm Jluic. w X OA fur "'" mm.ll tbsXUSICAli "W- Oliver Ditson & Co., Boston l . m Ht St.. Fhlla. Tii-rsoN a rp..' HOP BITTEES. (A MesUela Drink.) CO ST Al -IP Brcnr, masdJ"11 nivntLIO't. BOPS, F-rrMTT aid Brirr MiDrnii. OF ALIt vTBM ' ' 1 'X'XdL-fci V OUHB a. ItsaMli nkrVAti. L1W, tl00 15 GOLD. ... tut tni f aLL-'ocHo, Bitter. r,U IbeforeyoaDeep. Take aether. I.. . la the art auiorwi. -" . - - - OTMi SH t. T. C is an aoioi IJUiiJ imnaeneaa. tmm i vK amd Tor cuxiuar. NICHOLS,SHEPARD&CO, Xlavttlo Crock, Mich. ORIGINAL AND- ONLY GENUINE VI BIIATOK " THRESHING BCH1XERY. Tnv vutrhleM GraiB-Savtnr. T!me-BvlB U. knrf ill nimlrr t.r lUpil . """" L mai ar aaias Urmia rraai wU4 TCA Power ThilpSperilty. SperlU 3 him W Sptfiat ma xprl tor row. ats r.4iiAwl Ktitn Thresher E..-nt. W both fon-M Uk4 Tiwtlno. Wlk V.UW lWW n.. rVr hMCMMlma tsVcT Kafc m.-. mHE E5TIRE ThrvihiM Epr ate tlmkln Uttvt UtU UMMBil ran -Extr Grain SAVED by U-- Impto'nA Jl-chi. GSAI5 Ri-ra will mnt tmlmittlfc wt mm mMtatT td infr-rlor wort doM tf NOT 0lf Tmt.f Snprior Iter WkeatUOmtnj ftt. TaVw-toeir t Fmxx. Timoth fUewls. bXiWM t " BttActW MUlTt. Clever, and Ilk r " rct 4ai.ur4 tbAasjt fre iirsta to Senla. 11 Thoroaih Wrkminhip. Flwrant F1nih, V istsjt rta Tarcuer umcu avrx uumwuuwi. MARTEI-Ors fhr Klmpltrftjr of Part, mt 1t than novvhsif the Usiuki KWlU tvixi ir-x. Mftitsj Cm Work. itli mw Luiertiig or ScaiP-na-t. rOI'R Six of Separator Sade. Bandntt from Sib i Tcite-Ho(icue, mad tU rr i Mwuab- d Hon ro T10B Partimlara. Call oa oar Dealm Of wriM t us tut UtUavt-l Circular. UTABUSHEU VHA. MORGAN & HEADLT, Importers of Diamonds AND itaficta ef Spectacle Via IAIIOH treat, Pktlaslelpkta. niutnt4 Mm Lbt ml tt tts trma at artnitoavtle-a. PIANOS L.rlA7w ilatClwt feODOTS MUionM Mi ir pqosvi flot ap rurfau In Aiaenra-ltrtO la oa Ptanoa rat on trial-J'atJlnnit trf. MawDaL. SURGHUM SUGAR "Jry k.wl 1. I I -- . . , . . i. uuiir copyriahitd rKio. Mi .iprni reonltxl tor it. bm.. It wm mr. u II Hon. rormtr ton afford la o n-irWat il. . .r ,r' st thine WM.nl. ...,nn-ni. rnc-, ilb famil, riMhl.on.r " ..w .... ,ur sanicniar. ir X. L M AI Is 4 CO., jMnur,, SwitTwavis, T. no. CflMPOOHD OXYSni M, (Wrl, JtVewttu, SfmumrSi, Ghrmue IMiwaaaa, byin mm7 REMARKABLE CURES il STRONGLY ENDORSED uar. T. K. AaTHtTBTHon. Mobtwo by the Its Jonea Iii, ut ptnsr was bst. em uus rrsatmsnt. otiwra wtM bar aaad tnai SENTFREEISS! w. IVa Utih rr a r terUnvoslai. to uaaiisainrt sa..weo A (JT9 WAWTED FOBIBB alW BISTOBt ia. cab woks. Our Western Border. a fVa.taat! Ora-hra Htttory af AMrtcaa Fl. ! Bvar LIT, vita rail aeeoaat af txa. Bwft m CUrk faaoaa Kieksiku BvtiHoa, W) ara Ita thrill m eoolcu of KxJ aai Whtta foaa. Bsa. laa AOTw.tara, Capti-uioa, r ormra. acoata, Ptoa VSott"i arvi Bra. Indiaa War-Parba, Cub Lifa aad iaArta. A baok fir OM an4 Voaoa. Not ad all pev. Ha aptltlon. Eaarawita aalaa. Agaata waatM ararrwbsvra. I Moatrausxl cirvaiam fro. J . ti. McCL'MUM A CU.,at . NrU bt., PhiiatS a, Pa. GOOD ADVERTISING CHEAP. Olfl fisii wtthttieonler. will Inscrtln VA v v3"i village newspnp.'rsan advertise ment occupying one m h sp e. one time: o six .tnts two nines; or tnree lines four times. qo a p . iTT in advance, will Insert In 350 V v VyASll, vi 1 1 ige cewspape rs an adver tl ement of one inch srwe. onetime; or six hues two llines; or three lines to.ir Um-s. A.ifw ri ,CTT In advance, will Insert In 00 i-w i.Aoii, vlllagi-newspapers an advertise ment of one Inch spa e one time: r six lines two limes; ur three lines, tour tunes. Jinn,.,, tn advance. will Insert In .1o V1" wash, vllLuje tew papers an advertise ment of one inch space one Vm-. or six lines twj llnies or three lines lour times. a-., . in sdvarce. will Insert la -JU VyAall, village newspapers an advertise ment of one inch space, one tune; or six lines two tune ; or luree lines four tunes. Address S. EL PETTENGILL & CO., 37 Park Row New York. Advertising- dn- In all newspapers In Viiued Males and Canaaas a. the lowest rail's. BLATCHLEY'S PUMPS The Old Reliable ANDARD PD3 jV For Wells l to 75 Feet Deep. New Pries list, Jan. 1, 1879. ) I ADDRESS k C. G. BLATCHLEY, MARKET Street. Pallada. m ur - 1 The sew sen raw ftap ipHaw. CA-VW9aa,IB4lB mm laps aili, attain saraa fni toMfifc TkBTlDW W PR- RAD WAY'S R. R, REM EDIEs. nM fob srrsaAi tiau. airca csn t ysw Yosc, Jaa. , per. nata I- Hs1n for several years ovd your LV.?rdo..t.linly at .first, but aiw eiperw -Ti iheir emeacy. W'la coni.aence. it ta 'ia easu i than a duty to uuiikrui" no le P"" l,.,i. am have EiTtnTbe pTus are" resorted to as ot , TslonVq.iln-s. ! always itn the de Iireflert. The Ready Kellei cannot be bet. ?7dVscrlbed thn ft ts by lis namr. w .ppi, "Keu'eL" tarlaoiy nuuoia -'T.y Truly yours. THCRI.0W TEiro Da. kabwav. R. R- R. fiADWAY'S READY RELIEF ct;ris thk worst pains In from One to xo .niuutea. hot oai HOUR after readlnr tnts advert! sement need anjr oo bUFFEK wna rai.i. IXadway Keady Belief la m Care lor VKBT FAUt. It was mo urei anu ib The Only Pain Remedy that instantly stops the most fxemelann. nains. aliavs Inflammations and cum t,i, ilonsTwneiher ot the lang. siomsi h. B el or oUer glanOs or org-aus, ij one apuUCAiioo. IS FROM OSK TO TWESTT MINUTES. ne matter how violent or evcroclatlnf the pala the HHEU'M AT1C, Bed-ridden, lonrm. Cilppia. Nervoas. Neurallc, or proatraud wltn ikxau may euiier. EABWAY'S BEADY REIIEP WILL AFFORD INSTANT EASS. INFLAMMATION OF THK KIDNEY. "'INFLAMMATION OK THK BI-ADUKK fvwTji MMATIi OK THK BuWiLS, DfFLAJlJl co.NGBsrfo.NOKTHBrrNus SOKE THROAT. DIKFI- ULT BKRxTHlNG. FLPfTATfON CF TU H&ART HTSTKRIC9, CROUP. DlfHTIIEHIA. HlSlJUtit-a, v CATARRH, CirlXENZA HKADACEB. TOOTHACHE. USA n NELKAUiIA.RHErMATtSa COLD CHILLS. AUL'K CHILLS, en annllratlon Ot the Keawly ttelleftothe part or parts where the pain or illOleuJij exlau I will auuiu cw Thirty to sixty drops in half a tnmbler or I water will in a fw momenis aire uump sipasms. wnr htomarh, Ht-anbunf, Sick Hh ache Diarrhea, lventiry. Colic, lnataUi Bowels, ana au inusruai ru Trarelers sho'itd alwsvs earry a bottle r,t I ilroos in Water will prevent SiCfcnes or paii.- D.risav'a ReadV Kliei wna m-ui. A ir Irrom cnanifF oi "i. Brandy or Bittern as a snmuLmt. FETEK.aDd AGtE. waver anri A m cored tnt Fifty ' enrs. There r r.mi .1 airent In the world that will core Fever and Ague, and all other Malarious I Bilious, hcariei. lypuoiu. "eitu- ' Fevers (aMed by Rad.y-s Pi,M so qulcK aa RADWAY S READY KBLlaF. eta. a butli. Dr. Radway'a Saisaparillian Rssoiral, HIE GREAT BLOOD rlKIrlLn, FOR THB CURS OFCHROSIC DISEASS. ICROFCLA OR STPmLmc. HERKDITAHT OR CONTAGlOCSJ, hett seated tn the Lnn or stomach. SXtnot Bonrs. r lesn or .erve. currutmu ; ui solids ana vlUailns tha Uuids. mmnie nhenmatlnn. fVrrofala. Glandulir ISwflUi.g. Hac.lug Dry conph. cancerous A.: fc Uods fryphllltic complaints, B-rodinir of thir Lnn?, D six'Pls. water tsrasn. i i White swellings. Tumors. I t ers, 8nin and h p iiir-nses. Fumale t omplalut-. Gou., Dropsj. I Sail. Kheuoi, bronchi us, cunsiunpuon. Liver Complaint, &c. Knt nnir iloet the Sraparllllan Rfwlrent exri all renifdUl agents In iliecureof Curouh', Ucroioious. Con-l.tuilonal snd MH Diseases, but it is the only positive cure (or Kidney & Bladder Complaints, Ctlnary and Womb inses.. Gravel. DUbetes. Drop. Morpaire ol wat-r. Iminitinen.-e ol i:nne. Kr elil s Disease. Albuminuria and In ml I eases wuere rh re are brick dual dt-p.wit3.or tta water Is IhlrK. cliiudv. mixed wun sniwamv, lite the white ot an ec?. or threads like wnur tin. or tb-r Is a morbid, dark, blliou-ap(nr-ance and white bone-dust deposits, snd when t!aere Is a prlcklii-;. burning sensilion wh- u passtnK wnter. and pain In the scum oi uie oa a and along the loins. Soli by druslsts. PRICE ONE DOLLAR. OTARIAN TtTXOX OF TEN TBRS" GROWTH CfRED BY DU- AtADWAl itavMbUiaa. Dr. BAD WAY CO., 32 Warren Street. HKW YORK. DPu RADWAYS Regulating Pills, Perfectly tate!es, elerantly coated with sweet urn, purge, reiruliite. puriry. cleanse and Urn (rtiir-n. Radway's PUis for the cure ot all Jlsordrrs of the slomxch, Uier, Bowels. Kid neys. Bladder. Nervous Diseases. Hr-adacne. roostlpatlon.Cosilvenesii, Inolci-slloo, Dyspep- ii. niiiouHiiess, rever. inoammauon oi ine Bowels, riles, and all derauKemeuta of lh In- ernal vlst-era. Warranted to eSecl a poslllve cum. 1-uivly Veiretahle, contalnlDK no mer cury, mineral or deleterious drugs. r observe the tollowine svmptoms. result- mi from utso d rs ol the Digestive Organs: Constiparlon. Inward Plies. Fullness ot the Bio. Hi In the II end. Ac dity ot the btotnacu. Nausea, Hear burn. Disgust ot Food. Fullness r Weight in the Siomacu, sour Erut'liona, Slnk mir or Fluttering in the Hit ot the Sti'macn, sw, mining "i me tje.td. Hurried and uimcuil Rreaililni:. riuitenne at the Heart. Cboklnit or Sum, aim MMisattoos when lo a lying puolure. iMiidor neusueiore ine signi. rever ana uuu Pain iu Head. De.lvtenry ot Perspiration. Yel lowness of Miln and Eyes, Palo In the Side, Uuiiis. and siiddeu Flusiieaot Ileal, Burning In lhe rlosh. A few doses of RAPWAT'S FILLS win free 'he system from all of Hie above named disord ers. Price X cents per box. sold by Druggists. Read " False and True," Send a letter stamp to RADWAT A CO. No. a Warr n -trl. New York. Inf urination worth ihuusands wir besentyrm PERMANENT INTERNATIONAL EXHIBITION. CEXTBNNIALi ROCNI)!i 8BAS05 OF 1870. wtr opes nur bat. ADMISSION Oats. CHILDEES.M Caabk EXTSSSITR AITSRATTOSS A5D IMP EOT . Mk.MTS HAVE Bk.M M T. SIW D ATTKACTIVK KXHIBIfS ATrED aim VA.ili.i.lLHlli MM IIINAEK IN PKAI'TK Al. IIHKR.TI..M a Macntflciit 111. alar ia th. l-artnint. ot set- ac. Ari. a.ttK.ttiiB. Arr caltor. A atchaaics. Th. P -piiiar Sorcss. of Lavt ssmsob. GRAND PRiMKNIiK AND llKKsS HOPS E Vakil WKDNkSIlAY Ilivivn Commencing wtta tta Opaing Da. tb. BsiMlna v.ii . . i . i. n . r . v . . . u ... u - v. a. m. w s r. m. Dr. M. W. CASE'S Liver Remedy BLOOD PURIFIER ..LS-I?ic t ordal Anti-Billoas. CURES l" V2!i"ty!rr'1,,"oc!,,aw-ii"- DYSPEPSIA YOUROWK Cas&flfMSJs DOCTOIL. 5? In uieau-ini. a bat prepared bvDr M w r from his f avor.te prearri, SonVused tixku Toira Ettr&P AGENTS WANTFri LMDRETHS' SEEDS 1. lAEDRETB OsTIE. 1 M.UI M1ATA1 MTrbAlalwiakJa
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