I
Not One Friend in all America.
There was a day when Talleyrand
arrived in Havre, in great haste from
. . i i . i r '
aris. It was in the darkest hours of
, , . " , ,
he trench Involution, Pursued by
the
the bloodhounds of the Reign ot Ter- ;
ror, stripped or every wreck improper- to go over to .May or june, as mc iiu
tv or power, Talleyrand secured a pas- "ay not liable to make the desired
. . . . . . impression upon it. W here the rock
sa?e to America in a ship about to sail. , g harJ ,et te use(t. By
He was going a Ix ggar and a wanderer mBkng capacious side drain through
to a strange land, lo earn his bread by rock, much good material for tilling
his daily labor. I chuck holes and covering rough places
'Is there any American staving t ! is secured. Surplus water is every
vour house?" lie asked the landlord of here the trouble. Remove that . and
:. , .... . remedy is had. Side drains filled
his hotel, -lin bound to cross the , umin!! water make (1 roMis
water, and would like a letter to some amj ti,ere cau be uo improvement until
jerson of influence in the New World.' the water is removed. To do this open
Tin. lnuilnr.l liesit:irl a moment. ! the drains into the fields or cross
and then replied '
"There is a gentleman up stairs eiih-1
. r . i... !.:..... . .,.... i. ,i. i
rr i uiii aim i im ui iti iifiiu , uul 111.111-
. . vii i ... ;
er an American or Knglishman I
not tell." !
He jiuiiited the way, anil Talleyrand 1
who in early life was bishop, prince, j
and afterwards a prime minister, as-,
cended the stairs. A miserable suppli-
, , , .. . 5 '
ant, he stood In-fore thestranger sdoor, :
knocked, and entered. ,
In the far corner of the dimly light-
ed room sat a gentleman ol some nuy ;
vears. his arms folded, and his head
lnwed on his breast. Krom a window
directly opposite, a flood of light pour
ed over his forehead. His eyes, lookiug
from beneath the downcast brows.
gazed in Talleyrand's face with a peeu
liar and searching expression. His
face was striking in its outline, the ;
...?,.. , . :
mouth and chm indicative of an iron
will. His torni, vigorous, even with
the snows of fifty inters, was clad in
a dark, but rich and distinguished cos- j
i
.... .
Tallevrand advanced, stated that he
was a fugitive, and unde'r the impres
sion that the gentleman before him
was an American, he solicited his kind
feeling and ollices. poured forth his his
tory in eloquent French and broken
Kiicli.-h.
"lam a wanderer an exile! I am
-.i x- i. :.;
forced tofly to the New Woild, itn-
j-...t u t .1 . .i- l.i.,. Vim arp an !
" -
American. ;iveuie, I beseech you, a ,
lxfti.r i.f i-nur; crt r)i:ir I lilflv Ike atiletO -
earn inv bread'. I am willing to t..il in
e ?, : i i
any manner; the scenes of I'aris have
... , . , . , ., .
tilled me with such horror, that a Iile
of labor would be a paradise to a career
of luxury in France. You will give 1
, r i
me a letter to one of your friend,. A ,
gentleman like you has doubtless many
friends.
The strange gentleman rose. V it li :
a look at Talleyrand never forgot, 'ie '
retreated towar.ls the door of the next 1
chamber, Lis heail still downca-t his
eyes looking still from behind his dark
ened brow. He spoke as he retreated
backwards his voice wa lull ot mean
ing
I rim T it, otllv ln.'lll burn ill tin- New
World who can' rise his hand to t.od
. , . . .- - i . , .. .. i, .
and say, I have not a tr.end. not oe in
all America! '
Talleyraud never lorgot the over-.
whelming sadness of the look that ac-
cuupanicd these word.-. '
Who are vour" he cried, a- :hc :
strange gentleman retreated towards!
the n.-xt room. "Your name " !
My j.ame!-with a smile that ha 1
J , .... ,
more m. Kkery than joy m its convul-
vive expression "Jly name is IJenedict
A Hehas gone. T.llevrand sank in a'
c'.iair, gasping the worcls-
"Arnold. the Traitor!
one who ha-
I
tttrayed his country."
Thus Arnold wandered
over the
earth, another Cain, with a wanderer's, an ellort to make up lor '"
' ... ., 'care. When calves are infested with
mark on his brow. Kven in the e- jt -s ,,5fficuU to rid them of the
eluded room, at that inn of Havre, his vermin. Besides the neck, the brisket,
crime found him out, and foieed him to dank- and under the thighs are favor
tell his name that name the synonym ! ite places for lice. The calves should
of inlamv. ;be well carded all over w ith a card
The last twenty years of Arnold's life dipped in kerosene oil, and well shaken;
were covered with a cloud from whose ' then thoroughly brush every part of
darkness but Hew gleams of light the bod v, especially where the vermin
Hash out upon the page pf historv. harbor. Give a teaspoonful of sul-
i.l.ur duilv in the feed, and the skin in
The KITei t of Moonlli.lit.
In the year 1nj:. w heu running in a
bark between San Francisco and Hum
boldt Iay, our provisions consisted on
tt. fl.tu-n trii. ill mot. r:i.ps. of elk
meat purchased at llumbollt Hay, and i There is no better place " tum to
M i ,i , . ' put wood ashes than on clover. Cir-
nvarial.ly hung up in the rigging, cov- uiiisUuces aIready referred to, are
ered w 1th canvas. I poll two occasions teliuir K to make clover a more impor
w hen two hindquarters from the same tant crop than we have regarded it, as
animal were hung up side bv side, the a preparation for wheat and for grain
crew sometime in the night uncovered ! feeding. For this use some of the
one of them to cut off some nieces for i n"il1 wrieties may be sown.
bait for the numerous fishes following !
lu our wake, and neglected to replace
the canvas covering. In the morning
the cook noticed that the meat had a
slimy appearance, but not suspecting
an v thing, cut off sundry slices to cook
for breakfast. The result was that the
whole ship's company w ere made sick,
uivself included, w hich the captain on
inspecting the quarter of meat, decided
w as owing to the efleets of the moon's
rays, and ordered it to be thrown over-
board; but the mate ridiculing this
idea, directed the steward to slice off
more of the same for his dinner, and
at the same time two of the crew ate of
the tainted meat. The result was that
all three were made extremely sick, j and as they did not go near the ticket
with symptom resembling those of I wagon, and yet seemed very anxious to
cholera viz: vomiting, cramps, etc. '. see the circus, a curious-minded citizen
The rest of the crew w ho ate from the j edged around and Inquired of the
other leg, w ere not affected, and we ate . young man :
from the one that remained until our "Why don't you buy tickets if you
arrival in San Francisco. I have seen ! w-ant to go in ?"
iu China seas two or three instances of Cause im short!" was the whis
men who had slept on deck exposed to! , , ,,, ..... i. ,,,
the ravsofthefull moon beingattacked I rred reply. "I dull, t low enough
w ith "moon blindness," that is, unable j fr incidentals when I was figgermgon
to see in the night, though jierfectly : the cost of this thing, but I don't want
able to see iu the daytime. These at- tie gal to know it!"
tacks after a time wore off. Although . .1Iow niuch arc vou short?"
not superstitious 1 fiillr believe iu the .... , . . " i.i..
baneful effects of the moon's rays. j "Only five cents. I hggered that ten
think that these effects are more preva- i shillings w ould pay all expenses, but I
lent iu the tropical water, especially in got left. We spent teu cents for pea
the I'acitic and Indian oceans, and only j nut5) ten ceuts on the street cars, and
under cloudless skies. five in candy, I had just a dollar left
r.iB ;rape vine. ! to pay our w ay in, when the gal got a
I peanut shuck in her throat and I had
aliforuia has, probably, i'.t vines, 1 1( buy her a glass of lemonade to wash
each of which produces more than "00 ! it down. Didn't do it though, till I
lbs. of grapes as an average crop, j ,ad pounded her on the back more'n
Among these are vines at Coloma and
Blake, and near Montecito and Stock
ton representing the Sierra Nevada,
the coast mountains north of San Fran
cisco, the Sjii .loachim Valley, the
southern coast, the level of the sea. and
an elevation ot 3000 feet above it. The ! the gal that the tigers had got loose
Stockton vine, a mile southeast of the j all(j the hyenas had run mad, but she's
tow n, iu the yard of Mr. Thelps' house j long-headed and might not have be
is a foot in diameter, and has this year j aCVcd it. Thankee, sir, and the fust
produced .VMHbs. (2; 2 toii , according ; time I'm in town I'll pay it back,
to the Intirptn'leni. We have heard 1 Hang it, I ortcr flggered on 'leven
nothing lately of the yield of the Mon- j shillings, 'stead of ten, but you've
tecito and Colomo big vines. We saw i made mc happy for life. Come, Bets.'
the latter in ISC7 when young, and it! . .
then born l.VH) bunches or grapes. The j ibe.u-dick Kills. "Eleven year
Montecito vine grew from a cutting of ' our daughter suffered on a bed of
the old big vine at the same place, set ; misery under the care of several of the
out in 179: and cut down in IS"., when j best (and some of the worst) physi-
S0 years old. It had a diameter of 15 : ns. ?' e hr J!
' ,.,,.. name but no relief, and now she is re-
inches, covered an arbor IU feet lo" I SUtTe)1 to us in good health by as simple
by OS w tde, and ave raged three tons remedy as Hop Bitters, that we had
its annual vicld. The big via j poohed at for two years, before using
Blakes separates, at the surface of the i
separates, at the surface of the i
. into two stems, each six inches
icter. The vine at Coloma is an
i; the other three are of the
ground
in diameter.
Isabella
.Mission variety.
AGRICULTURE.
KU Miki.M;. The iloii;li should
oe Mit to use on the sules, lo open old
, 1 ," ; . . ' '
drains and make new ones. Miale
rfK. generally yields U the iloiih in
April, and it is risky to allow hard flay
streams, always make the outlets of
the drains large, so mat, ine now oi
water uiav not be checked at the very
. - . . , . .
point where iu escape should be freest,
i.lallkej cu,verU might be fewer, but
n mivi.r. m be lonirer sav 18 to 20
tenable two vehicles to pass with
entire safety. What is known a the
"Virginia bridge," a heavy application
oi broken stone, presseu '";
tre, answers best at most small watei
wiuter s,,ring, oa hillside!
vater
sides
,i,ouia 0e treated to a blind drain of
stoIie ti,ree feet Jeep the only ieruian-
ellt auj satisfactory remedy lor sucn
team and temper-wearing spots
Across marshy places "bridging" with
stone, well broken, on top at least, is
the best thing to do, creek gravel
added is a luxury that should never be
rejected. Therefore, plowing the sides
and openiug drains, hauling gravel,
Ac, should begin at once. Aiier corn
planting the scoop will come nJ lo
its work. Asausetuland economical
lllip,ellieIltt ticre ls nothing tocompare
wilh lue ilorse gcoop. one will do the
work of ten men with common shovels
and do it more effectively. Kvery dis-
.:.. ..i i.l 1. o 1-u l..iirir .if unrms.
llll-i PUI" jr.w..J
There are too many breakers made.
The exercise of proier judgment would
discard one halt of them, uud Improve
the roads by so doing. On steep hill
sides breakers should leave the
; shape. Thev divided the flow of water,
janU there is less wash; are likewise
! easier on the vehicle.
..... ti,.t
Shokixu Houses. 1 he nails MioulU
.. ... .... driven in more gen-
. . . ij tw
it v Mian is me cuwuiii
There is no
reason whv the smith should strike a
l.lrtW
at the little nail head as strong
as he would deliver at the head of a
M.ike or an oak beam, lhe hoof of
"he "r f " otl sti..v aml the
the horse is not an oak stick, anu me
jelicaK.y pointed and sleuder headed
aii jg tu,t a wrought iron spike, and
vet you will see the nailer whack away
hi i liuni as if it was a matter ot life and
m eilllrely in at two
b)((Ws of njs hamnicr. isist that the
nailer shall drive his nails slow ly and
gtcajiiyt instead of using violence. In
this case, if his nail is badly pointed
and gets out of proper line of direction,
; ,i,.a It fan lie
withdrawn and a new one substituted,
w ithout harm having been done the
fool, T.ut the sw iit, blind, and violent
w iv prevents all such care, and exioes
the horse to temporary, u noi inrau-
enl iniurv. lientlfUCsS should lieex-
ercised in clinching the naU. Never
allow a sin th to touch a rap totheout-
Uw)f Xaturc
covered it with a thin filament of ena-
me, tuc ,,j,je,.t f wl,Kh is to protect
the inner niembraue and fiber from ex-
posurc to water and atmosphere. The
enamel is exactly what nature puts on
your linger nail, reader. I nder no
cirenmstuce should it ever he touched.
f w rmoved . attire w j keiU
lv deprived of her needed cocnng,
a-n(, JrIe1y ,.,t t.xp0fed to the ele-
,ucnts.
a ivks. Warmth and cleanliness
will keep the young caives in a goou
...,.i;t,.. jiith liirhr. feedinf. while.
wi.nolIt these, heavy feeding will
do more harm than good. It is
useless to over-feed young animals in
. . i . . . t
harboring places well smeared with a
mixture of raw linseed oil and sulphur.
Clovkr Fields w ill be benefitted by
the application of a bushel or two of
plaster, as early this month as possible
H
may be kept from measels,
,ri,.,lirsis. etc.. bv mixinff a handful
0f gooa M 0Od ashes w ith their food
' twice a week.
C et rid of the runts. It does nat pay
to keep an inferior ii.imal.
Cume. Betn."
"Get your tickets at the wagon . '
j screamed the doorkeeper at the circus
to a young man with a girl on his arm
! who had a handful of small change,
j "This is the third time you have come
here when you
know I can't take
money.
The young man and his girl fell back,
fifty times and tried to pull one o' them
hydrants up by the root3 !"
"I'll lend you five cents to make up
your dollar," said the citizen.
"Y'ou will ? By gosh ! but that lets
mc out! I d made up my m.nd to tell
- e earnestly hope and pray that no
- e earnestly nope ana pray maiuo
one else will let their sick suffer as we
d'U on account of prejudice against so
good a melii-'ne as Hop Bitters. Th
I'orfiit.
SCIENTIFIC.
To TarHy H'nfr. The use of impure
w ater is the primary cause of many
fevers and other diseases. There are
different methods used for its purifica
tion among which are boiling, distilla
tion and filtration, the latter being the
favorite method. .Marsh waters in
many instances may be so far improved
as to fit them for drinking and culinary
purposes by steeping in them certain
herbs or by rubbing the inside of the
kettle they are to be boiled in with
bitter seeds and herbs. In China and
Japan the tea plant is used for this
puriose, and bitter almond on the
banks of the Nile. A writer iu an
English paper gives his exierience In
the purification of water which is as
follows: "Different waters like dif
ferent diseases, require different treat
ment to purity them, and all waters,
uo matter how impure they may be,
cau be made quite pure for drinking or
other domestic pur(oses without distil
lation, providing the proper materials
be used and suflicient lime allowed the
re-agents to act; but in many sanlples
of w ater I have found distillation to be
the quickest and cheapest mode of
purifying them. All filters in use,
that 1 am aware of. only purify the
water from solid impurities mechani-
cal.r suspended in the water. lne
following is a description of a filter
that I have often used, which purines
foul water from organic impurities
held in solution as well as from sus
pended solids : Take any suitable ves
sel with a perforated talse bottom anu
cover it w ith a layer ol auimai cnar
coal ; on the top of that spread a layer
of iron filings, borings or turnings, the
finer the better, mixed with charcoal
dust ; on the top of the filings place a
layer ol fine, clean, sillicious sand and
you have a perfect filter. Allow the
water to filler slowly through the
above filter and vou will produce a re
markably pure drinking w ater. Before
placing the Iron filings in the filter
they should be well washed In a hot
solution ot soda or potash to remove
oil or other Impurities, then rinse them
iu clean water; the filings should be
mixed with an equal measure of fine
charcoal. If the water is very foul it
must be allowed to tiller very slowly.
The dectier the bed of iron filings
is. the quicker they will act. The
above is a simple, cheap and very efli
cient filter, superior to any that I know
of, and it has the advantage ol being
free to every one who chooses to make
it. 1 have not takeu out a patent for it.
and I am not aware of any other person
having done so. I think I am the only
lersoii who has ever used it. The
foulest ditch water treated as above is
rendered quite pure and fit for drink-
ins. I may mention that 1 have maue
it a practice during the last twenty
seven years to boil all my drinking
water. It is the safest plan lor a man
moviiiir from place to place. ou can
not always carry a filter and chemicals
about with you, but you can always
manage to get polled water, l'eopie
talk about it being vapid and tasteless,
but 1 am used to it and like it.
Kff' CU of IirMthiwj Sntiom Viifvrs.
In some experiments lately made oy
M. 1'oincare on the effects of poisoning
by sulphide of carbon, he often found
iu the blood-vessels drops, apparently
of this substance, condensed anew after
absorption bv the hums. Still, the
ureal volatility of the substance ren
dered this a priori, and as he has nut
succeeded in chemically determining
what the drops were, he hesitated to
express the view referred to. He lias
since obtained like results w ith other
substances not miscible w ith blol, and
which are much less volatile than sul
phide of carbou, especially spirit cf
turpentine and nitro-benzine. ine
chemical determination, indeed, was as
difficult as before; but from the fact
that it was only iu animals which had
respired these vaimrs, he thinks the
matter worthy of attention. Workmen
who respire vapors of this kind are
evidently exposed to a poisonous act
ion, variably with the vapor's compo
sition, and also to mechanical disturb
ances of the circulation and nutrition,
similar to those produced by mbolies
and introduction of air into the veins.
Thus may probably be explained the
sudden deaths observed in the course
of experiments with those substances,
and perhaps certain fatal results from
taking chloroform have been duo to
the same cause, lhe drops in juesiion
in nearlv all the organs, are especially
abundant in the liver, the kidneys and
the lungs.
Lnnjcrity of the Uortt. At Rochester,
N. Y., there died on the 12th of Se
tember last the oldest horse on record
for a number of years. He was the prop
erty of the famous Daniel D. Bell, ol leg
al as well as gold mine notoriety. He was
known by the name of "Gumbo," and
in his day was a noted stallion. At the
time of his death he had attained the
ripe aire of lorty-flve years and six
mouths. He retained a remarkable
vitality to the last, and for three quar
ters ot an hour before nis uemise ne
stood upon bis legs, proud and majes
tic, as in his younger days, ue nau
long been the projrty of Sell, who
had driven him many thousands of
miles in his lifetime, be having owned
hira a period of twenty-seven years
and a half, since he was eighteea years
old.
BuIdhi I -aw.
Ignorance of the law excuses no one
An agreement without consideration
is void.
Signatures made with lead encil are
good in law.
A receipt for money paid is not le
gally conclusive.
The acts of one partner bind all the
others.
Contracts made on Sunday cannot be
enforced.
A contract made with a minor is void.
A contract made with a lunatic
void.
Principals are responsible for the acts
of their agents.
Agents are responsible to their prin-
pals for errors.
Each individual in a partnership ls
responsible for the whole amount of
debts of a firm.
A note given by a minor is void.
N'otes bear interest only when so
stated.
It is not legally necessary to say on a
note "for value received,"
A note drawn on Sunday is void.
A note obtained by fraud, or from
a person in a state of intoxication, can
not be collected.
If a note be lost or stolen, it does not
release the maker; he must pay it.
There In Nothing Certain
eicept death and that is now rendered ex
tremely nu certain by the discover of an abeo
lnteir certain core for the m et painful of all
bodily aiimenta Piles. For S.000 yearn, quacks
and me Heal men hare rivalled each other in
torturing the miserable aafTerers by that ter
rible disease with all manners of barbarous,
ignorant and nseleaa noetroms and devices
and might etUI bare gone on for a thousand
more yean but for the discovery of Anakeuia
by Dr. Susbee. We seldom pair each thing,
bat any man or vonun who baa ever an IT ered
the agony of piles, will thank ns for calling
attention to an almost infallible remedv for
this dreadful disease. 500.000 tfflicted sufferers
lee ify to its nnparalled virtues. Doctors of
all medical schools endorse and use it. It is at
once the triumph and admiration of the age ;
simple, safe, prompt and permanent it relieves
pain at once, apporta and com presses the
tumors and ultimately cores the worst eases of
Piles, no matter of bow long standing. Abso
lute infallibility is not possible, bat medical
oienee bas nothing mora nearlv eo than
"Anakrri." it is the discovery of Dr. &
SUsbee, an aocompl shed chemist and practic
ing physician, after 10 years study and experi
ence. Bampjea of -anakeaia" are sent frt to
all suff erers by P. Nsoataedler A Co., Box 3916
New York. Bold by druggists everywber.
Pries tLOO per box.
BOilESTIC.
DoMksric I'sks or Bcttkkjiilk.
Boil one quart of Iresh buttermilk.
Boil one eirz. a pinch of salt, and a
heaping tablespoonful of flour together,
and pour into the boiling milk. Stir
briskly and boil ror two or tnree min
utes, and serve while warm with sugar.
or still butter, maple syrup. Although
this is a homely and old-fashioned dish
eaten and relished by our grandparents
before corn-starch, sea moss lanna,
dessicated cocoanut and other similar
delicacies were even heard of, it is per
haps as nutritious as any of them, and
often far more easily obtained. As the
butler which is taken from the milk is
only the carbonaceous or heat produc
ing element, there are still left in it an
the nourishing properties which make
it so valuable as food. As a drink 'or
men at work in the hot sun, buttermilk
is tar preferable to cider, metheglin,
switchel, or auy preparation of beer
whatever, as it is not only cooling and
retreshiiiiT. but also strengthening. Of
course there are plenty ot people who
are constantly dosing themselves witn
blood searchers, liver purifiers anu
stomach i jvigorators, who would laugh
at the mentiou of buttermilk as a med
icine, and yet if they could be once per
suaded to try drinking a glass or that
fresh beverage every day, they would
goon find it corrective of their poor ap
petites and " clogged-up livers." In a
littl ebook of " 1'lain Directions for the
Care of the Sick." written by an intel
liirent physician of Philadelphia, who
has undea his medical supervision sev
eral charitable institutions, we bud
buttermilk mentioned as being very
useful, especially in fevers, as an arti
cle of diet for the sick. In olden times,
when in many a farmhouse, the medi
cal pharmacoHjL'ia was limited to a few
household remedies, buttermilk wney
became a familiar and valued sudorific,
and many an old lady whose long and
successful experience as a nurse gives
weight to her testimony, still insists
thai there is no better cure for a cold
than to bring on a sweat by drinking
hot w hey." An additional proof of iu
value as a medicine has been found In
a letter from a traveler in Switzerland,
who has been visiting a "goat s whey
cure at Gals." I'atients alllicted with
weak and disordered stomachs there
find relief in drinking whey warm from
the cheese vats. They begiu'to drink
about six in the morning, while the
whey is pure and warm, and take as
much as seven or eight glasses, with an
Interval of a quarter of an hour be
tween the glasses. This treatment is
laxative, but its effects are in some
measure counteracted by farinaceous
food. The treatment begins early in
summer, and lasts three weeks.
Ckiiim) Ricr. rrnpixti rut a pint
of milk to boil with two ounces of w bite
sugar, and a piece of vanilla, let it boil
teu minutes, remove the vanilla, and
shake in lightly two tablespuonsful of
ground rice: stir carefully so as to
nave no lumps, add the yolks ot lour
eggs, or three whole eggs previously
beaten up with a iitlle milk and
strained, stir ovei the fire for five min
utes, and add an ounce of gelatine dis
solved in a little water, put the whole
in a mould until quite cold; serve with
any kind of syrup or jam. lhe jam
must be passed through a sieve ar.d
moistened with a little cold water and
squeeze of lemon. The above mixture
ol milk, ground rice and eggs may be
used another way bv leaving out tue
gelatine and buttering a mould or
basin and steaming the pudding
twenty minutes, lu a steamed pudding
the eggs must be put in after the ground
rice has been cooked, otherwise the
pudding will not keep its shape when
served.
Ckaxbk.kuv Saice. I usually
" plump " the cranberries before stew
ing by pouring boiling water over
them and letting tlieui Hand until the
water is cold. For one quart of berries
I allow one pint each of water and
sugar. After adding the water, wnicn
should lie hot. let it boil ten or fifteen
minutes longer. Stir the berries often,
mashing evenly. When done, the
sauce may be strained into a mould or
bowl, and when cold, cut and served in
slices, or poured into a saucc-disu anu
served the commoner way.
Bread rtPPixc. Half a pound of
stale bread, soaked iu warm water for
ten minutes, and wrung dry in a clean
cloth; one quart of milk, four eggs,
yolks and whites well beaten together;
two ounces ot butter, one even tea-
spoonful of salt, half a pound ot w ell
washed and picked currants, dried in a
towel: one cotlee-cup tignt-nrown
sugar, half aerated nutmeg; mix well
butler the pan, and bake for three-
quarters of an hour In a not oveu. lost
about thirty cents, and is sullicient for
eight persons.
Cream Fritters. Mix a pint and a
half of wheat flour with a pint of milk
beat six eggs to a froth and stir them
into the flour; grate in a half nutmeg.
add a pint of cream and a couple of tea
spoonfuls of salt. Stir the w hole jus
long enough to have the cream get
wen uuxeu in, mcu irj tnc iiiiauiii; iii
small cakes.
Pathexia Pcdpi.m;. One quart ol
milk; five eggs; five tablesooiifuls of
flour; bring the milk to-a boil, reserving
enough to wet the flour; then stir iu
the wet flour, while hot; when cool,
stir in the beaten eggs, reserving the
whites of two; bake one-half hour, and
when cool spread over an icing made
from the beaten whites and pow dered
sugar.
Corx Starch Cake. One cupbutter,
two cups powdered sugar, one cup of
sweet milk, two teasoons baking
powder, In one and one-half cups flour,
one and one-half cups corn starch and
whites of seven eggs. Flavor with
lemon.
A Novel Wedding;.
Three years ago, Wheeltr Ellis, a
young, poor, hard-working mechanic,
left Washington for the far West to seek
his fortune, leaving behind a lovely
and lonely maiden to await bis coming
at gome future time, when his finances
would admit of marriage. This time
bad come but on account of business
engagements the' young man found
that he could not make the trip East.
A friend arriving there from the West
was commissioned to take the young
woman to Georgetown where the cere
mony would be performed. This ar
rangement, though entirely in accord
ance with the young lady's wishes, did
not suit ber mother, who so strenuous
ly objected to this way of the thing be
ing done thiit some other plan must be
adopted or the affair postponed. The
girl had waited long already, and noth
ing but distance seemed to stand in the
way. At the suggestion of the Rev.
George Carpenter, the telegraph was
called into service. This calmed the
old lady's objections, and the preacher
performed the ceremony. Xo cards.
The only spectators were a friend or
two. From the time of the first mes
sage till the young man answered the
solemn "I do" was somethingovcr four
hours. The bride started for a home
and husband in the far West, with the
best wishes of many friends. The par
ties arc well known, and the affair
caused quite a ripple of excitement
when it became known. It is un
equalled in strangeness in the annals
of marriages.
Brut. Prompt and TaoKorr.it. are the charac
teristics of Or. Jayue'a Carminative Kalsain. lis
merit bas made It known everywhere 'or years,
as a si andurd curative for Cramps. Diarrhoea,
Cholera Morbus, and all Diseases of the Bowels;
It Is beside easily administered to children,
being pleasant lu the taste, and is entirely sate.
WIT AXD HUMOR.
En Perkins. " Can a thing which
has no life move?" asked Joseph Cook
of Eli Perkins. . ...
"Of course they can," replied f.H.
Whv. last vear I saw a watch spring,
a rope walk, a horse fly, a match box,
a peanut stand, a mill dam, an oyster
try, anu acai nsu; anu mm
tinued Ell, " 1 expect to see a peach
blow, a gin sling, and a brandy smash,
and "
" Anything more, Mr. Terkins .'
"Why. ves. 1 expect to see a stone
fence, a cane brake, and a bank run."
" Did you everseea snoe snop.a gnu.
boil, or hear a codfish bawir askeu
Mr. ( ook.
Vn' hut I've seen a Dlank walk, a
horse whip, a tree toad, and I would
not be surprised to see tne ureai At
lantic coast, the Pacific slope, a tree
box, and "
As Mr. Look left, til to.u mm i
he had often seen very mysterious
things that he had seen a uniform
smile.
Whv. I've seen a sword fish." said
Mr Cook. I've seen a hog's skm boots
too. and once 1 saw some alligator's
hide shoes. Yes." he continued, "Mr.
Perkins. I have even heard the bark ot
a tree actually seen the tree bark, seen
it holler and commence to leave, i ue
tree held on to its trunk, which they
were trying to seize lor board.
Ton Mrrn Grammar. The peril of
employing highly educated young men
as clerks was again uiusiraieureccuuv
A woman stoptied at a green grocor'i
on Woodward avenue and asked :
"l them lettuce fresh?"
"You mean tAat lettuce," suggested
the clerk, "and it is fresh."
"Then you'd better eat it: "
spanned, as she walked on.
The grocer rushed out and asked the
elerk what on earth had happened to
anirer her. and the young man replied
Why, nothing, only t corrected uer
grammar.
"You have turned away one of my
best customers! Only yesterday she
came in and asked me how I sold those
white sugar, and I got an order Tor a
whole barrel. Hang vou. sir! but if
them customers want grammar they
don't expect to find her in a grocery!
Xo, sir, and if you see sne again you
want to apologize In the most iiumoier
est manner:
Haunted Me. Debt, poverty and
suffering haunted me for years, caused
by a sick family ami large bills for doc
toring, which did no good. 1 w as com
pletely discouraged, until one yearago,
by the advice of my pastor. I procured
Hop Bitters and commenced their use,
and in one month we were all well,
and none of us have been sick a day
since; and I want to say to all poor
men, you ran keep your families well a
year with Hop liitters for less than one
doctor s visit will cost. A H orktnjimn.
Ti.NPiR-HFARTi.p little Susie picked
tin a crving kitten oil the sidewalk, and
nestling it in her bosom, took it into the
house to nurture it. "Xow," said her
mother, "what did vou bring that sore
eyed cat in for." With a look of pro
found sympathy she replied: "she
ain't sore-eyed; her eyes is full of
griet, poor thing." Kitty had a corner
assigned for her.
At a dinner table not long since
ladv asserted with a good deal oi" vehe
mence that she never ate pastry
"What! never?" exclaimed a gentle
man at her side, extecting. of course,
the usual reply. Judge ol his surprise
when she remarked, quietly, and utter
ly innocent of any knowledge of "Pin
afore, "ell, sometimes.
An Irishmm remarked to his com
panion, on observing a lady pass
"Pat, did you ever see so thin a woman
as that before?" "Thin!" replied the
other. "Rotherashen ! I seen a woman
as thin as two of her put together, so I
have."
In a certain Massachusetts normal
school the word "eucharist" was given
out not long ago to be spelled and de
fined. More than three-tourths or the
gir beg pardon young ladies wrote
"euchreist a person who plays eu
chre."
A vnt'xn man went into a florist'
store the other day to buy a rosebud fo
his athanced. Seventy-five cents war
the price asked. "Will it keep?" in
quired the young man. "Oh, yei
long while." "Then you may keep
it."
Ax English boy was beating a donkey
unmercifully, when the ministerof the
parish, coming up, censured him for
his cruelty. The lad resentfully re
torted : "I'm sure you need not care
it's none of your congregation."
A widow refuses a foppish bore ; she
is not ready to be married yet, she says
"Madame. I am your servant, I can
wait." "Oh, well ; you look as though
you did. At what restaurant, pray f
A sh.ectman ot a submban town
while superintending some repairs and
improvements of a highway, indicated
a su it near a small stream of water as
"a good p'.ac to put down a culprit.'
I r is now said by a scientific authority
that sleep commences in the leet and
extends to the head. Possibly the cu
torn of sitting with the feet toward the
pulpit may have something to do with
it."
The purest article is the cheapest iu
the end. Dobbins' Electric Soap, (made
by Cragln & Co., Philadelphia,) is per-
icctty pure, snow-white, and preserves
clothes washed with it. Be sure and
try it.
At a recent performance In the Xew
Haven Opera House, as a number of
students left their seats between the
acts, a good lady was beard to observe
"Ain't it too bad those fellows have to
go home and go to studying?"
"The only teason why I got my ears
boxed," said Johnny, "was because
when mother said a neighbor had bor
rowed a hen of her, I said the lent-hen
season bad arrived."
Ax old lady being asked to subscribe
to a newspaer, declined on the ground
that when she wanted news she maun
factured it herself.
Ox leaving a room make your best sa
lam to iiersous present, and retire with
out salaming the door.
A newly engaged man
miss-taken.
Is always
Where ts the best place for reflection
In a mirror. .
Why is a young wife like a binge
liccausc she is something to adore.
The I'hvuiral Parados.
It has leen said that "the blood is the
source of life." It is as truly the source
of disease and death. Xo life, that is to
sav. no healthy tissue can be generated
from imnure blood, no organ of the
body can normally perform its func
tions w hen supplied with impure blood.
Tin. fluid that should carry life and
health to every part, carries only weak
ness and disease. Blood is the source
of life, onlv when it is pure. It it has
become diseased, it must be cleansed by
nrniwr medication, else every pulsation
of tha human heart sends a wave of
disease through the system. To cleanse
(he hlnnd of all impurities, use Dr.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and
Pleasant Purgative Pellets, the most
effectual alterative, tonic, and cathartic
remedies yet discovered. They art
ptciallg efficient in tcrofulvui diseases.
Separated" Man.
. ...,!
About 8 O'C
lock a manwnose .
... - t.l.lni iml
kinks and
a, v. . ai.l on
twists, crawled out oi - v"-"b
the wharf and began yawning an d r ub-
bing bis eyes like one wno nu
a beavy night. A policeman lounged
w ayjave ti e man a looking over
and asked: . .
"Sleep in there lasi ins;'"
"Yaas, kinder," was the rejoinder.
"Looking for work?"
"X-n-o, not exactly."
" Youll be run m if you hang around
n this way," remarkeu -
The man put bis hand on top o.
,ubbing post, laid his chin on bis
bauds, and after a long look al
c turned and said :
"I dunno exactly wbat iw
. ... iiaa niiL
do. 1 did live out here eigui.
ve separated from the old worn..".
Yes, separated last nigh.
"What's the trouble r
"Waal, she was my second and I was
her second, and we never goi ..
iw. an Mr. we ooin "i
we know it all. and neituer
giving in. We came in to see the cir
us."
A I, vnn llldr"
And that's where the seperation
took place-right in front of the sacred
hyenas from Japan. iu a..v,
advertised an electric.
Yes.
v.ii upM never seen one.
When
we got Into the menagerie tnere m"
v- - " ... 1
the elephant. Then came ine ".u"
Then we came to a darned old bear.
Further on were the lions and tigers,
and monkeys, but uo electric light.
We walked three times around mai om
tent vi ithout coming to his cage, and l
got mad. Says I to one of the chaps
over the roi: 'Whar' in thunder is
he cage with the electric light e
want to see him or nave our ui
back !' The feller be grinned all over,
and lots of folks lafled riglit out, and
my wife tlew up and said I'd made a
fool of myself, 'llow?' says I. 'Why,
the electric light is not aii animal at
all,' but has something to do with the
clown.' We bad a big jaw right mere.
She caved my hat in, a id I broke her
parosol, and then I separated.
'And you won t make up."
"Make up! Never! She can take
he electric light and bake and eat him,
hut I'm a man who never crawls . i in
, , r .. I
going down to ioicuo, i am, mm j
this time to-inorrer I 11 be driinKer n a
horse !" . .
'And you dulu l see the electric
light after all?"
'Xo! I don't believe they had any .
Maybe they thought tliey could
work that 'ere rhinoceros on on tne
public by another name, but I tumbled
u a miuit. 1 in an old rninos uijseu.
and my wife is another, and when l
think of how I stood there and let her
call me a fool afore al I the people I'm
mad 'nu(T to walk clear home and pizen
her half of the yoke of o en !''
Nutritive Crumbs.
;ood health is the tirst condition cf
happiness, which alwi-ys results from
perfect nutrition. All growth, wheth
er vegetable, animal, or numaii, resui.s
from nutrition. Xo artificial chemis
try equals the motion of the human
stomach, and Its appendages, in the
mastication, digestion and the assimila
tion ot food. An ounce of food thor
oughly digested, is better than a pound
retained, to sour iu the human work
shop, where the workmen are unable
to dincst it. The stomach is never to
be overloaded, of which sour eruc'a
tions are always an unmistakable sign.
It is a great mistake, to suppose, that
our food passes mote easily through its
appropriate channels, bv having it lu
brieated with hog oil. Tne degrees in
which all things human, are propor
tioned, determines as to their pert'ec.
tion and success. As the amount ai.d
quality of food, with the daily, rega
lar exercise in the open air. Activity,
with rest. It is not all vou ent that
nourishes you, but only that which you
digest and assimilate. Impeifect du
trition is disease, and it not corrected
must sooner or later end in death
There are three classes of motion in
ierfeet nutrition: the Ingestive, the
Kgestive, and the Kcteutive, or asimi
lative.
Freoh Stipples of Vitality
To renew a wanini; ptock mny be fathered
from a source accenible to ail. and never
soauht In vain bv anv whose const. tution and
vicor are not so much dilapidated ss to be
wholly past re airing, tvuience airecv con
vineiiik' and ami le. indicates Uuntettrr's
Stomach bitters as a touio of unexampled
efticarr and perfect pnrity. and poesesed of
properties that const.Mte it an invaluable
remedy for dyspepsia, constipation, liver com
plaint, urinary and nteriue weakness, rheu
matic complaints and malarial fever. Dehcata
females and iuiirm old persona are invigorated
and sola ed by .t. and the physical prostra
tion which usually follows a severe il.ness is
in a pre at degree remedied and convalescence
accelerated t'ironan its use. r- o cnpies
leading position among medicinal staples.
If Tor are Dvspeptic UooflanJt German
Bitters will cure yon.
JTietl-flTs Tetter
form of Tetter.
VtntvtetU Will cure every
Ir Tor Would Enlov Good Health Take
Doofiatufs German bitters.
Worms.
Worms.
Horuie.
E. F. Kunkel's Worm Syrnp never fads to
destrov Pin. Seat and Stomach Worms. Dr.
Kunkel the only successful physician who re
moves U Auna in two hour, alive with
bead, and no fee until removed. Common
sense teaches if Tape Worms can be removed
all other worms can be readily destroyed. Ad
vice at office an.l store, free. The doctor can
tell whether or not the patient has worms.
Thousands are dying daily, with woruis. and
do not know it. Kits, spannis. cramps, chok
ing and suffocation, sallow complexion, circles
around the eyes, swelling and paij in the
imacn, restless at night, grinding of the
la in, picking at the nose, coni;h, fever, itch
ing at the sea', headache, foul breath, the na-
tiuit grows pale and thin, tickling and irrita
tion in the anus all these symptoms, and
more, come from worms. E. . Kcmili
VtoEat hYKcr never fails to remove them.
Price, tl per I ottle. or six bottles for ii.OO-
iFor Tape Worm write and consult the doctor.)
'or all others, bny of your druggists the
Worm Svrup, and if he has it not. send to D
E. F, KcSKrx, 9 N. N.nth St.. Philadeluhi
Pa. Advice by mail, tree ; send three-cent
stamp.
E. F. Ranker. Hitter Wine of Iron.
The great nccess and delight of the people.
In fact, nothing of the kind baa ever been
offered to the American people which has so
quickly found ite way into their good favor
and hearty approval as E. F. Kcsatx's Bitteb
Wi.ii or laox. It does all it proposes, and
thus gives universal satisfaction, it is guar
anteed to cure the worst case of dyspepsia or
inmgesuon, kidney or liver disease, weakness.
nervousness, constipation, aciditv of the
stomach. Ao (iet the gennine. Hold only in
tLUO bottles, or six bot'. for 3lWX Ask for
E. F Kcnkel's Hitter Wihk or Iao:t , and
take no other. If your druggist baa it not, send
to die proprietor. E. F. Kcsiti., 2i! Noith
Mntb Street, I'hiladel hia, I'a. Advice free
enclose three-cent stamp.
Ir Tbocblkd with Constipation, take Boof-
(ana uerman tsiaers.
If Tovb Liver is Disorders BooflaruTt tier-
man Hitlers will set it aright.
Fob Pixttjs on the Face, use EletkeVt Tet
ter Ointment. It never fads to remove them.
Those answering Advertisement wll
confer m favor upon the Advertiser and the
PwbUsher bv statins; that thev saw the adver
ttaement la this Journal Inamtns rre paper
We will tay AfZntsasaiAuy oi Uaj per tuootii
lad i pea-, or illu letrg? cutntniMion, totwtl oar
it and wotjlrft:l iovvntivna. He wsscm w4ol ay
IHiyit Uej. mMtt wwm aaaaas mkiuui, MaCiA,
The
vew 5 books -5
For Temperance Gatherings.
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Rwiiol '""."'.nd Social.
of .u. Tor -
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TUB GOSPEL Of" Nthis
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Tor ETrrbx!r.
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PISA FOh't. : ' . ..d
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', W iVii-FATISITZA. th. - .-
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nwnud- li
CISDEEELLA '
fl YD EH EL LA !
S,w Csotata T "ran AM
for ( i"-
Fm Jluic.
w X OA fur
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tbsXUSICAli "W-
Oliver Ditson & Co., Boston
l . m Ht St.. Fhlla.
Tii-rsoN a rp..'
HOP BITTEES.
(A MesUela Drink.)
CO ST Al -IP
Brcnr, masdJ"11
nivntLIO't.
BOPS,
F-rrMTT aid Brirr MiDrnii.
OF ALIt vTBM ' ' 1
'X'XdL-fci V OUHB
a. ItsaMli nkrVAti. L1W,
tl00 15 GOLD.
... tut tni
f aLL-'ocHo, Bitter. r,U
IbeforeyoaDeep. Take aether.
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imnaeneaa. tmm i vK
amd Tor cuxiuar.
NICHOLS,SHEPARD&CO,
Xlavttlo Crock, Mich.
ORIGINAL AND- ONLY GENUINE
VI BIIATOK "
THRESHING BCH1XERY.
Tnv vutrhleM GraiB-Savtnr. T!me-BvlB
U. knrf ill nimlrr t.r lUpil . """" L
mai ar aaias Urmia rraai wU4
TCA Power ThilpSperilty. SperlU
3 him W Sptfiat ma xprl tor row.
ats r.4iiAwl Ktitn Thresher E..-nt.
W both fon-M Uk4 Tiwtlno. Wlk V.UW lWW
n.. rVr hMCMMlma tsVcT Kafc m.-.
mHE E5TIRE ThrvihiM Epr
ate tlmkln Uttvt UtU UMMBil ran -Extr
Grain SAVED by U-- Impto'nA Jl-chi.
GSAI5 Ri-ra will mnt tmlmittlfc wt
mm mMtatT td infr-rlor wort doM tf
NOT 0lf Tmt.f Snprior Iter WkeatUOmtnj
ftt. TaVw-toeir t Fmxx. Timoth
fUewls. bXiWM t " BttActW
MUlTt. Clever, and Ilk
r " rct 4ai.ur4
tbAasjt fre iirsta to Senla.
11 Thoroaih Wrkminhip. Flwrant F1nih,
V istsjt rta Tarcuer umcu avrx uumwuuwi.
MARTEI-Ors fhr Klmpltrftjr of Part, mt
1t than novvhsif the Usiuki KWlU tvixi ir-x. Mftitsj
Cm Work. itli mw Luiertiig or ScaiP-na-t.
rOI'R Six of Separator Sade. Bandntt
from Sib i Tcite-Ho(icue, mad tU rr i Mwuab-
d Hon ro
T10B Partimlara. Call oa oar
Dealm Of
wriM t us tut UtUavt-l Circular.
UTABUSHEU VHA.
MORGAN & HEADLT,
Importers of Diamonds
AND
itaficta ef Spectacle
Via IAIIOH treat, Pktlaslelpkta.
niutnt4 Mm Lbt ml tt tts trma
at artnitoavtle-a.
PIANOS L.rlA7w ilatClwt feODOTS
MUionM Mi ir pqosvi flot ap
rurfau In Aiaenra-ltrtO la oa Ptanoa
rat on trial-J'atJlnnit trf. MawDaL.
SURGHUM SUGAR "Jry
k.wl 1. I I -- . .
, . . i. uuiir copyriahitd rKio. Mi
.iprni reonltxl tor it. bm.. It wm mr. u II Hon.
rormtr ton afford la o n-irWat il.
. .r ,r' st thine WM.nl.
...,nn-ni. rnc-, ilb famil, riMhl.on.r
" ..w .... ,ur sanicniar. ir
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REMARKABLE CURES il
STRONGLY ENDORSED
uar. T. K. AaTHtTBTHon. Mobtwo
by the Its
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ut
ptnsr was bst. em uus rrsatmsnt.
otiwra wtM bar aaad tnai
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w. IVa Utih rr a r
terUnvoslai. to
uaaiisainrt sa..weo
A (JT9 WAWTED FOBIBB alW BISTOBt
ia. cab woks.
Our Western Border.
a fVa.taat! Ora-hra Htttory af AMrtcaa Fl. !
Bvar LIT, vita rail aeeoaat af txa. Bwft m
CUrk faaoaa Kieksiku BvtiHoa, W) ara
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pev. Ha aptltlon. Eaarawita aalaa. Agaata
waatM ararrwbsvra. I Moatrausxl cirvaiam fro. J . ti.
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Address
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37 Park Row New York.
Advertising- dn- In all newspapers In
Viiued Males and Canaaas a. the lowest rail's.
BLATCHLEY'S PUMPS
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ANDARD PD3
jV For Wells l to 75 Feet Deep.
New Pries list, Jan. 1, 1879.
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airca csn t
ysw Yosc, Jaa. , per.
nata I- Hs1n for several years ovd your
LV.?rdo..t.linly at .first, but aiw eiperw
-Ti iheir emeacy. W'la coni.aence. it ta
'ia easu i than a duty to uuiikrui"
no le P"" l,.,i. am have
EiTtnTbe pTus are" resorted to as ot ,
TslonVq.iln-s. ! always itn the de
Iireflert. The Ready Kellei cannot be bet.
?7dVscrlbed thn ft ts by lis namr. w .ppi,
"Keu'eL"
tarlaoiy nuuoia -'T.y
Truly yours.
THCRI.0W TEiro
Da. kabwav.
R. R- R.
fiADWAY'S READY RELIEF
ct;ris thk worst pains
In from One to xo .niuutea.
hot oai HOUR
after readlnr tnts advert! sement need anjr oo
bUFFEK wna rai.i.
IXadway Keady Belief la m Care lor
VKBT FAUt. It was mo urei anu ib
The Only Pain Remedy
that instantly stops the most fxemelann.
nains. aliavs Inflammations and cum t,i,
ilonsTwneiher ot the lang. siomsi h. B el
or oUer glanOs or org-aus, ij one apuUCAiioo.
IS FROM OSK TO TWESTT MINUTES.
ne matter how violent or evcroclatlnf the pala
the HHEU'M AT1C, Bed-ridden, lonrm. Cilppia.
Nervoas. Neurallc, or proatraud wltn ikxau
may euiier.
EABWAY'S BEADY REIIEP
WILL AFFORD INSTANT EASS.
INFLAMMATION OF THK KIDNEY.
"'INFLAMMATION OK THK BI-ADUKK
fvwTji MMATIi OK THK BuWiLS,
DfFLAJlJl co.NGBsrfo.NOKTHBrrNus
SOKE THROAT. DIKFI- ULT BKRxTHlNG.
FLPfTATfON CF TU H&ART
HTSTKRIC9, CROUP. DlfHTIIEHIA.
HlSlJUtit-a, v CATARRH, CirlXENZA
HKADACEB. TOOTHACHE.
USA n NELKAUiIA.RHErMATtSa
COLD CHILLS. AUL'K CHILLS,
en annllratlon Ot the Keawly ttelleftothe
part or parts where the pain or illOleuJij exlau
I will auuiu cw
Thirty to sixty drops in half a tnmbler or
I water will in a fw momenis aire uump
sipasms. wnr htomarh, Ht-anbunf, Sick Hh
ache Diarrhea, lventiry. Colic, lnataUi
Bowels, ana au inusruai ru
Trarelers sho'itd alwsvs earry a bottle r,t
I ilroos in Water will prevent SiCfcnes or paii.-
D.risav'a ReadV Kliei wna m-ui. A ir
Irrom cnanifF oi "i.
Brandy or Bittern as a snmuLmt.
FETEK.aDd AGtE.
waver anri A m cored tnt Fifty ' enrs. There
r r.mi .1 airent In the world that will
core Fever and Ague, and all other Malarious
I Bilious, hcariei. lypuoiu. "eitu- '
Fevers (aMed by Rad.y-s Pi,M so qulcK aa
RADWAY S READY KBLlaF. eta. a butli.
Dr. Radway'a
Saisaparillian Rssoiral,
HIE GREAT BLOOD rlKIrlLn,
FOR THB CURS OFCHROSIC DISEASS.
ICROFCLA OR STPmLmc. HERKDITAHT OR
CONTAGlOCSJ,
hett seated tn the Lnn or stomach. SXtnot
Bonrs. r lesn or .erve. currutmu ; ui
solids ana vlUailns tha Uuids.
mmnie nhenmatlnn. fVrrofala. Glandulir
ISwflUi.g. Hac.lug Dry conph. cancerous A.: fc
Uods fryphllltic complaints, B-rodinir of thir
Lnn?, D six'Pls. water tsrasn. i i
White swellings. Tumors. I t ers, 8nin and h p
iiir-nses. Fumale t omplalut-. Gou., Dropsj.
I Sail. Kheuoi, bronchi us, cunsiunpuon.
Liver Complaint, &c.
Knt nnir iloet the Sraparllllan Rfwlrent
exri all renifdUl agents In iliecureof Curouh',
Ucroioious. Con-l.tuilonal snd MH Diseases,
but it is the only positive cure (or
Kidney & Bladder Complaints,
Ctlnary and Womb inses.. Gravel. DUbetes.
Drop. Morpaire ol wat-r. Iminitinen.-e ol
i:nne. Kr elil s Disease. Albuminuria and In ml
I eases wuere rh re are brick dual dt-p.wit3.or tta
water Is IhlrK. cliiudv. mixed wun sniwamv,
lite the white ot an ec?. or threads like wnur
tin. or tb-r Is a morbid, dark, blliou-ap(nr-ance
and white bone-dust deposits, snd when
t!aere Is a prlcklii-;. burning sensilion wh- u
passtnK wnter. and pain In the scum oi uie oa a
and along the loins.
Soli by druslsts. PRICE ONE DOLLAR.
OTARIAN TtTXOX
OF TEN TBRS" GROWTH CfRED BY DU-
AtADWAl itavMbUiaa.
Dr. BAD WAY CO., 32 Warren Street.
HKW YORK.
DPu RADWAYS
Regulating Pills,
Perfectly tate!es, elerantly coated with sweet
urn, purge, reiruliite. puriry. cleanse and
Urn (rtiir-n. Radway's PUis for the cure ot all
Jlsordrrs of the slomxch, Uier, Bowels. Kid
neys. Bladder. Nervous Diseases. Hr-adacne.
roostlpatlon.Cosilvenesii, Inolci-slloo, Dyspep-
ii. niiiouHiiess, rever. inoammauon oi ine
Bowels, riles, and all derauKemeuta of lh In-
ernal vlst-era. Warranted to eSecl a poslllve
cum. 1-uivly Veiretahle, contalnlDK no mer
cury, mineral or deleterious drugs.
r observe the tollowine svmptoms. result-
mi from utso d rs ol the Digestive Organs:
Constiparlon. Inward Plies. Fullness ot the
Bio. Hi In the II end. Ac dity ot the btotnacu.
Nausea, Hear burn. Disgust ot Food. Fullness
r Weight in the Siomacu, sour Erut'liona, Slnk
mir or Fluttering in the Hit ot the Sti'macn,
sw, mining "i me tje.td. Hurried and uimcuil
Rreaililni:. riuitenne at the Heart. Cboklnit or
Sum, aim MMisattoos when lo a lying puolure.
iMiidor neusueiore ine signi. rever ana uuu
Pain iu Head. De.lvtenry ot Perspiration. Yel
lowness of Miln and Eyes, Palo In the Side,
Uuiiis. and siiddeu Flusiieaot Ileal, Burning In
lhe rlosh.
A few doses of RAPWAT'S FILLS win free
'he system from all of Hie above named disord
ers. Price X cents per box. sold by Druggists.
Read " False and True,"
Send a letter stamp to RADWAT A CO. No.
a Warr n -trl. New York.
Inf urination worth ihuusands wir besentyrm
PERMANENT
INTERNATIONAL
EXHIBITION.
CEXTBNNIALi ROCNI)!i
8BAS05 OF 1870.
wtr opes nur bat.
ADMISSION Oats. CHILDEES.M Caabk
EXTSSSITR AITSRATTOSS A5D IMP EOT .
Mk.MTS HAVE Bk.M M T.
SIW D ATTKACTIVK KXHIBIfS ATrED
aim VA.ili.i.lLHlli MM IIINAEK
IN PKAI'TK Al. IIHKR.TI..M
a Macntflciit 111. alar ia th. l-artnint. ot set-
ac. Ari. a.ttK.ttiiB. Arr caltor. A atchaaics.
Th. P -piiiar Sorcss. of Lavt ssmsob.
GRAND PRiMKNIiK AND llKKsS HOPS
E Vakil WKDNkSIlAY Ilivivn
Commencing wtta tta Opaing Da. tb. BsiMlna
v.ii . . i . i. n . r . v . . . u ... u
- v. a. m. w s r. m.
Dr. M. W. CASE'S
Liver Remedy
BLOOD PURIFIER
..LS-I?ic t ordal Anti-Billoas.
CURES l" V2!i"ty!rr'1,,"oc!,,aw-ii"-
DYSPEPSIA
YOUROWK Cas&flfMSJs
DOCTOIL. 5? In uieau-ini.
a bat prepared bvDr M w
r from his f avor.te prearri, SonVused tixku Toira
Ettr&P AGENTS WANTFri
LMDRETHS' SEEDS
1. lAEDRETB OsTIE.
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