14—The Daily Collegian Friday, June 17, 1983 ' . mmmmm ■■ f f HI ■ Murphy shines, Akroyd doesn't in Trading Places sxrsu, • ,0 " e ■ • wwiUAvPi -W• " masters in business administration from Harvard? What life dump on Winthrop some more. ■ • In a supporting role that makes little sense, Jamie Lee , ‘■Trarlinff PiarW k a film filled with role reversals, can Billy Ray Valentine possibly know about pork bellies? Eddie Murphy has his moments of brilliance, although Curtis js terrific As a youngi soft-hearted hooker with Hnnhip r<rnfcp<! and <swiiphproo<! but the moviegoer is the Only a true Dan Aykroyd fan could excuse the Not- the script confines his impromptu comedy style. If the brains, she takes Winthrop in off the streets, displaying a , oSe in in ttife Salf^lSSd Jttempt at Ready-For-Prime-Time Player for his performance here, film’s writers could have dropped the racial slurs and sensua ’ lity and a figure that never quite surfaced in iHp nrinpp and the nauDer motif If you observe him closely, you can see all those charac- used him simply as a comedian instead of a black “Halloween.” Yet how could a woman so smart —I ve nOftlllltS h Th P p nkt revJ]ver a P Louis Winthrop 111 (Dan ters Aykroyd made popular every weekend on Saturday comedian, Murphy could have been great. 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I just dn't want to now. No one in my family ever had cancer anyway. My husband told me not to worry. I was going to go but I remembered the goldfish needed ieeding. It was raining out, and I was afraid I'd get sick on the way. I overslept and missed my appointment. Who cares. I don't have a doctor. I fee! fine. I missed the bus. The flpry got out so I chased it around for hours. I forgot I had to get a A BMtom M lnstead ' ‘' m not slck ' ever. I don't have the ijalerln thfeg U day. I wen to the wrong doctor. Mabe next week I'lffSfe scared apart without me. My father never went to (“doctor's and he livid until he was 90. I don't like to think about it. Nothing's wrong with me anyway. My doctor's linger are too cold. I'm too young cancer. I'm toooldto carednever heard oHh My boss wouldn't give me the day oil anyway. "1 ” > y ,rlie '. hey fmd Wi “ probably be too late, c|£>£ry. I >»Ul' tyV of V« a, jf t 1 631 ngh '' Vm alWayS exercising. If I quit, I'll I Jfcmy creativity. 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