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Murphy shines, Akroyd doesn't in Trading Places
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" masters in business administration from Harvard? What life dump on Winthrop some more. ■ • In a supporting role that makes little sense, Jamie Lee ,
‘■Trarlinff PiarW k a film filled with role reversals, can Billy Ray Valentine possibly know about pork bellies? Eddie Murphy has his moments of brilliance, although Curtis js terrific As a youngi soft-hearted hooker with
Hnnhip r<rnfcp<! and <swiiphproo<! but the moviegoer is the Only a true Dan Aykroyd fan could excuse the Not- the script confines his impromptu comedy style. If the brains, she takes Winthrop in off the streets, displaying a ,
oSe in in ttife Salf^lSSd Jttempt at Ready-For-Prime-Time Player for his performance here, film’s writers could have dropped the racial slurs and sensua ’ lity and a figure that never quite surfaced in
iHp nrinpp and the nauDer motif If you observe him closely, you can see all those charac- used him simply as a comedian instead of a black “Halloween.” Yet how could a woman so smart —I ve nOftlllltS
h Th P p nkt revJ]ver a P Louis Winthrop 111 (Dan ters Aykroyd made popular every weekend on Saturday comedian, Murphy could have been great. The prince and gQt $42)0 oo in T . bills . i fi g ure another three years on my peQHUIS
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ker, and Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy), a poverty- shylock who sells Bag-O-Glass to children at Christmas, racial shines when he is the focus of the whiny Winthrop? I THINK MV FUTURE THINK I HAVE ~ | ( YOU'LL BE
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4 Evian
7 Coarse hominy
11 Affirmative
12 English horn
13 Compass
14 Click beetle
15 Wood hyacinth
17 Asian mountain
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20 Estimate
22 Grpek letter
25 Peace pipe
27 Warmth
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1 Queensland hemp
2 Mahomet
3 Having entrances
4 Rent
5 Wire grass
6 Collared
7 Philippine cooking
banana
8 Guido's note
9 Brooks
10 Prisoner at large
16 Half ems
18 Assyrian god of war
21 Weirdness
22 Private
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34 Perch
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41 Strange
42 Parol
43 Cathedra
44 Friend, In Paris
45 Depend
46 Unhappy
47 Lease
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24 Adjective suffix
25 Threaten
26 Rice paste
27 Nil
30 Learned
32 Roofing slate
33 Constitutional
35 Powdered: Heraldic
36 Tease
37 Crowd
38 Textile screw pine
39 Masefield charac
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The Daily Collegian
Friday, June 17, 1983
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