12—The Daily Collegian Thursday, Dec. 16, 1982
Future dim for pro sports
Death of pro competition may be on its way
"Professional sports are doomed to
extinction, they provide no coun
terpoint to anything in modern socie
ty," said my instructor. "We have
reached the saturation point with
sports entertainment. They're on 24
hours a day on ESPN (entertainment
and sports programming network).
They prove absolutely nothing except
that the people playing can play bet
ter than anyone else."
It was with this dire prediction that
the eventual demise of the entire
professional sports world was pre
dicted in a class of mine last week.
I think my instructor may have
something there. Most professional
sports broadcasts leave me a little
cold. I know I am not alone. Many of
us are already turning down the audio
portion of professional sports pro
grams to enjoy music and give our
own analysis of the . action. Partic
ularly if Howard Cosell is broadcast
ing.
Historically, professional sports
showed us an ideal, the best players
available making the best plays pos
sible., It gave people something to
shoot for in their own games. You
know what I mean if you have ever
been in the room with a real tennis
addict while Wimbledon was on TV.
Too many of us no longer partici
pate in anything remotely resembling
the sports we watch. Some of you are
going to disagree. In the collegiate
age group this generalization may be
a little broad. Think back to your
neighborhoods at home though, and
the guys who earn a living, if they still
have a job. When was the last time
you saw any nine-to-fiver get into a
serious game of anything besides
poker?
Anymore: professional sports are
about as exciting as the production
line at an automotive assembly plant.
The recent labor difficulties with
baseball and football have brought
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238-7261, keep trying
this out even more. Even the termino
logy has changed. The word "play,"
which infers some fun, recreational
aspect has been changed to execu
tion. "What great execution! !" the
sportscasters babble.
There are too many sports compet
ing for the sports entertainment dol
lar. Year-round sports are nearly a
reality. How many years before the
football and baseball seasons (to say
nothing of basketball) go completely
around the calendar?
•
Liam .
We are saturated, in fact over
whelmed with sports entertainment.
Although there was no shortage of
sports to fill the TV sports news and
sports network programming during
the various strikes, people were re
luctant to watch new sports. Austra
lian rules football was good for a few
laughs but viewer unfamiliarity with
the rules and style of play prevented
any widespread acceptence of the
new sports.
Almost every conceivable play in
football has already been run. With
the technology available today it is
possible to edit together footage of
different games, change the color tint
of the uniforms, change the numbers
and names on the jerseys and pro
duce synthetic football games be
tween any two teams with any
desired result.
Painless, playless football.
The, problem with professional
sports as I see it is that we have let
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the big-time greedheads assume con
trol.
They squeeze us at the gate, shake
us down at the souvenir stands and
rip us off at the refreshment stands.
We are blasted with loud commer
cials when we watch sports on TV.
It's just not fun anymore, it's busi
ness big business.
Players no longer seem to play for
the love of the sport. What message
do professional athletes send to kids
today? Practice hard, play with cour
age, and pride, respect your team
and coach or grab everything you can
get, get a good agent and score big?
Everyone has to eat, but profes
sional sports seem to have lost a lot in
the shuffle for the big money. Drug
scandals and the like have become
common. Graft has even reached the
college ranks at many schools ensur
ing a corrupt element in professional
sports for some time to come.
Sports, have been corrupt for years
so I don't propose that we should all
wail and moan and sermonize the
prostitution of professional sports.
The people responsible know them
selves just how far gone things are.
Athletes and fans just won't admit
that the buckmongers, who have no
respect for heart, sacrifice, desire or
other concepts of true sport, are
making the most out of their, own
short-sighted, money-oriented. game
plan.
As more of us realize what has
become of our once noble profession
al sports, the whole glittering scheme
will collapse. Leaving us, the fans
and the athletes who really love their
game, what ever it may be, out in the
cold again.
Eric Ewing is an 11th-term admin
istration of justice major and a sports
columnist for The Dai/y Col/egian.
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Alabama: Perkins goes home
By WILL GRIMSLEY
AP Special Correspondent
EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. It took "homecook
ing" to lure young Ray Perkins from the glamorous
world of pro football to the chair of his old coach, Paul
"Bear" Bryant, at the University of Alabama. .
"It's always been a dream and this is a once in a
lifetime opportunity," the 41-year-old coach of the New'
York Giants said yesterday in explaining why he took a
cut in salary and abandoned a new three-year contract
to replace the winningest coach in college football
history. •
•
"I am returning to my alma mater a great
university. I am going back to the place (Tuscaloosa,
Ala.) where my two sons were born and where I spent
five of the best years of my life."
Perkins will complete this fourth year with the
Giants before returning to the site of his undergraduate
days where he will renew association with his former
mentor, who remains as athletic director.
"I'm following repeat, following the greatest
coach in college football," he said, referring to Bry
ant's 322 college victories in a 38-year career, 25 at
Alabama. "It is a great break for me to follow a man
like that. He has been like a father to me."
Perkins appeared at mid-morning press conference
at the Giants Stadium. Attired in a brown suit and
wearing spectacles, he said he had met earlier with the
players and told them the news.
"Did they say anything?" somebody asked.
"No," he replied.
"What was their reaction did you read anything
into their faces?" a reporter asked.
'Bear' draws Liberty Bowl fans
By WOODY BAIRD
Associated Press Writer
MEMPHIS, Tenn. --- Paul
"Bear" Bryant's retirement at Ala
bama will focus special attention on
this year's Liberty Bowl, his last
football game as coach, bowl offi
cial said yesterday.
"It'll double our press coverage.
Requests are coming in and I don't
know how we're going to try to
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"I don't read faces," Perkins replied tartly. "I leave
that to you people."
Perkins is a serious man, frugal with words. Some
times he will ponder a question for seeming minutes
before replying.
"How do you follow the greatest coach of all-time?" a
reporter asked
"I don't have the answer, but I'll try," Perkins
replied.
Was he intimidated by Bryant?
Perkins stared at the questioner with steel eyes and
then responded:
"If I was scared or intimidated I wouldn't take the
job. You'd have to be a little crazy to do that. I admire
him, yes; love him, yes; intimidated by him, no'. And,
no, I will not try to emulate him.
"I won't even try. Nobody can imitate Coach Bryant.
I'll just be myself. The greatest lessons I learned from
him were self-discipline and desire to excel. I don't
worry about being successful. I know I will be."
Perkins said that while he had read speculation,
there had been no contact about the job until last
Thursday when he was called by the university presi
dent about an interview. He flew down Sunday after
speaking with his Giants bosses.
"They knew how deeply I wanted the job," he said.
"If it was any place else, any other college team could
not lure me from the New York Giants. Nothing could
have, I don't believe, kept me from making this
decision.
"I have this philosophy. One is awarded or creates
for himself an opportunity for what he wants to do.
Then he should do it.
"This is what I wanted with all my heart."
handle this," said A.F. "Bud" Dud
ley, executive director of the Liber
ty Bowl.
Dudley said Bryant's retirement
also will increase TV viewing of the
game between Alabama and Illi
nois on Dec. 29.
"Alabama always gives a strong
TV rating. His retirement probably
will jump us as much as three
points in the Neilsen Ratings,"
Dudley said.
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Bryant, 69, announced in Tusca
loosa, Ala., yesterday that this wilt
be his last year as head football
coach of the Crimson Tide.
Dudley said he was surprised to
hear that Bryant is retiring from
college coaching.
"At the same time, I was some
what elated that we would be priv
ileged to have him coach in his final
game here in Memphis," Dudley
said.
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Marino to compete in TV tournament
Penn State gymnast Steve Mari
no will compete in the ESPN Invi
tational Single Elimination
Tournament this weekend in
Reno, Nev. The meet will be taped
and televised on the ESPN net
work.
The All-American was chosen
for the meet because of his posi
tion on the U.S. national team and
because he is one of the top 16
gymnasts in the country.
The meet is an elimination tour
nament with each participant
matched up against one other ath
lete, and only those winning the
Villanova reviewing football program
VILLANOVA, Delaware Coun
ty, (AP) - Villanova University's
Board of Trustees announced yes
terday that it has voted to review
its position on intercollegiate foot
ball, which was dropped at the
University after the 1980 season.
The review is being made in
response to a request from the
university's Student Senate, a No
vember student poll indicating
strong interest in the sport, and
possible finanical support.
Leaders of Villanova's alumni
association also have asked the
board to consider re-establishing a
football program.
The board said it would select a
Women's lacrosse team holds tryouts
The first preseason practice for
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MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED to share
apartment for spring term only. Call
Dave at 237-8415
NON-SMOKING ROOMMATE to
share one-bdrm. apartment close to
campus, Immediately. $9O/month, no
lease. Call Sandy, 238-7289 for details
NON-SMOKING, MALE ROOMMATE
wanted for 1/3 Penn Towers apart
ment. For more Information, call 237-
7506, ask for Steve or Joe
ROOMMATE NEEDED IMMEDI
ATELY- $lOO/month, own room w/pri
vate bath, washer/dryer In apartment.
Call 237-3740
ROOMMATE NEEDED TO Share 1 / 2
efficiency, 1 block from campus. Call
234.4192 or 237.1598
ROOMMATE WANTED, MALE, non
smoker, own room, large apartment.
$l4O/month. 238-7401
HELP WANTED
CASH FOR CHRISTMAS-Become a
Sera-Tec plasma donor and earn $2O
or more per week. 237.5761
FEMALE SWIMMING HELPER
needed for handicapped lady during
holiday break. Also need strong fe
male companion with flexible days
and hours. 238.5535
FEMALE SWIMMING HELPER
needed for handicapped lady during
holiday break. Also need strong fe•
male companion with flexible days
and hours. 238.5535
I FEMALE SWIMMING HELPER
needed for handicapped lady during
holiday break. Also need strong fe
male companion with flexible days
and hours. 238.5535
competition against that person
will continue in the tournament.
Marino will first be matched up
against Phil Cahoy of Nebraska in
the quarterfinals tomorrow. Ca
hoy is an All-American and an
Olympic competitor.
Marino said he has been unable
to defeat Cahoy after facing him
many times, but admits that any
thing can happen.
"If he breaks and I hit, I'm
going. to win," Marino said,
"that's just it."
Marino did admit, however, that
things look to be in Cahoy's favor.
"He's very good," Marino said.
committee from its ranks to define
an intercollegiate football pro
gram at Villanova that would sat
isfy the following criteria:
financial viability, consistency
with academic standards, and at
tractiveness to various segments
of the university.
The committee is to report its
findings no later than December
1983.
Villanova dropped its intercolle
giate football program in April
1981, after 87 seasons. The 1980
team produced a 6-5 record. The
overall record was 383-337-40. The
major reason given for dropping
the program was that it was a
money-losing proposition.
ested in trying out for the 1983
Lady Lion lacrosse team should
contact Gillian Etattray in 110
White Building or phone at 865-
7591.
COLLEGIAN CLASSIFIED ADS
HELP WANTED: male/female for
singing telegram deliveries. Must
have car. For interview, call Day
dreams... 237-8324
OVERSEAS JOBS - SUMMER/year
round. Europe, S. Amer., Australia,
Asia. All fields. $5OO-$l2OO monthly.
Sightseeing. Free Info. Write IJC, Box
52-PA7, Corona Del Mar, CA 92625
PERSONS NEEDED FOR part-tlme
and full-time employment in sales.
Call Pat 237-8764 after 5:30 P.M.
WORK STUDY POSITION In entomo
logy-Analyze field samples, no expert
ence necessary, flexible hours. Paul
863-2872.
TYPING
ABLE TYPIST, CLOSE to campus, 13
years .experience, IBM Selectric. Re-
ports, resumes, theses. Toni 237.9468
BEST FASTEST AND Cheapest typ
ing on IBM selectric, located close to
campus. Call Jane 238.5273
IBM CORRECTING SELECTICS for
rent. Unlimited Rent-Ails, 140 N. Ath-
erton, 238.3037
PROFESSIONAL TYPING INCLU
SIVE, le: term papers, resumes, dis
sertations. competitive rates. Call
Accents, 238-8460
PROFESSIONAL TYPING: Prompt re
liable experienced versatile reasona
ble rates. IBM selectric. Call Diane
865.7365 or 237-3027
FOUND
"FOUND" NOTICES
ARE PUBLISHED
FOR THREE DAYS AT NO CHARGE
BLACK AND WHITE young female
cat. Country place Boalsburg area.
Call 466.6770.
BLACK AND WHITE female Lab with
leather collar; call 234.0629
DOG FOUND ON campus 12/15, also
seen 12/14. Shepherd/Collie/Retriever
mix. No collar, 1 boxed ear, IN/lA/w
-hite. Diana 238-2421
FOUND AT PIKA Saturday 12111, tan
down coat with darker stripes in It.
Call 865-7817
FOUND DRIVERS LICENSE at sec
ond floor of Davey Lab; Call 865-3807
to Identify
FOUND ONE SET of Chrysler keys
Call Mark 5.5014 or 3.2455
FOUND— POCKET CAMERA at Pitt
game. Call to Identify 865.3233
GLOVES: BLUE LEATHER and nylon,
Pugh Street 100 block I:lspm 12114,
call Pete 865.9286 afternoons
LAUREN- I FOUND your fancy pen.
Describe It and it's yours. Call Sean
238-0662
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AARDVARK SKI six connected moun
tains at Killington. And ski to your
modern, private, well equipped con
dominiums. Cost:slB2. Need deposit
by December 21. Dave 5.7326, eve
nings after 10pm
ABORTION ALTERNATIVE- GOLDEN
Cradle Adoption Services. Free hous
ing, counseling, medical care. Recipi
ent of United Way Donor Option Plan.
Call collect, (215)-289-BABY
AN APE ESCAPES! Last seen daily
ering balloons for Truly Yours. Our
balloon baboon delivers, 238-4619
ATTENTION: KEEP UP with the times
by reading The New York Times,
available to students and staff of
Penn State at reduced rates. Sub
scriptions are still available for winter
term. To subscribe multiply the re
maining weeks by $l. Call Pat at 234-
1788 for more information. Subscrip
tions are delivered on campus by 7am
daily
ATTENTION: PEOPLE planning on
working/living In Hershey this coming
summer, but need apartmentmate(s),
call Joe 234-2052
scoreboard
nba
EASTERN CONFERENCE
Atlantic Division
Boston
SIXERS
New Jersey
Washington
New York
Milwaukee
Detroit
Atlanta
Indiana
Chicago
Cleveland
San Antonio
Kansas City
Dallas
Denver
Utah
Houston
Los Angeles
Seattle
Phoenix
Portland
Golden State
San Diego
Thursday's Games
Cleveland at Atlanta
Boston at New York
San Antonio at Denver
Golden State at Phoenix
Portland at San . Diego
Dallas at Seattle
NY Isles
Washington
NY Rangers
PENGUINS
New Jersey
Montreal
Boston
Quebec
Buffalo
Hartford
ATTENTION SKIERS: NEED base-re
pair/edges/hot-wax? Call Skl-loft at
237-2585 for an excellent price. We
offer free pickup & delivery!
BLACK LEATHER JACKET taken/mis
sing from party at SAE Wed. 1218.
Reward offered (half of the value). No
questions asked. Call 234-1253
BLUE BAND SILKS— Here's your
long awaited personal. Hope you're
psyched for New Orleans, 'cause
we're aiming for Insanity! Get ready
for the Percussion Sectionals and the
infamous Hurricanel•Eric and the
Drum Line
CALL GAYLINE, 863-0588, 7-9 p.m.
daily for raps, information, resources
on homosexuality and gay lifestyles
CHRISTMAS SAVINGS AT Knepp's
Books & Variety, 53 Valley Street,
Lewistown. Clip this ad and save 10%
off any purchase of $lO or more from
our fine line of Jewerly, tapes, collec
tables, and much more. For more
Information call (717) 248-1908 9:30-
8:00 Mon-Sat
CHRISTOPHER PAUL, YOU are great
for me and to me, and I hope we will
always be together. I love you!! Yours
forever, B.C.
'CUTE'- THERE VERY well may be
many who want to know, but only one
will fit the glass slipper. Fear not, for I
still remember what this blonde has
told me about herself. Because she
has been in touch with me already, I
believe she could very easily obtain
my phone number and find out once
and for all. Paul
DISCOUNT FILM PROCESSING-12
exp. $2.59, 24 exp. $4.49, 36 exp.
$6.69, 24-48 hour service!! Kinko's
Copies 256 E. Beaver Ave. 238-copy
DOES CHRISTMAS SHOPPING have
you stumped/broke? Get a really
UNIQUE and INEXPENSIVE gift - Any
thing from gag to serious -we take
care of all details including delivery.
All you do Is call us! Nothing over $2
and satisfaction guaranteed! Phone
237-9123 on or before 12-17 for deliv
ery by Christmas ANYWHERE! ask
for Connie
DORM CONTRACT FOR sale. Spring
term. Call 865.6794 after s:3opm.
MUST SELL
DYNAMITE DECEMBER WEDNES
DAYS at the Scorpion: Bth Daddy
Licks; 15th Blue Sparks; and 22nd
Foxle
FULL OR PART time Occupational
and Physical Therapy positions open
In Home Health Agency. Please con
tact Dorothy Yoder, Director. Mifflin
Juniata Community Nursing Service,
2 Hudson Avenue, Juniata Terrace,
Lewistown, PA 17044. Telephone
(717) 248-3336
HAVE TO USE the computer for
class?. Don't panic, I can help. Call
Bob 234-4197
HO HO HO...Merry Christmas to my
'Bro's' In 6918 from 'sis'.Have a safe
trip home.
JAY, HAPPY TWO-ONE, and you
thought life was a twenty sided dle.
Look out for kidnappers! The Plotters
LAURA, YOUR 21st comes around
once, so go for the gusto and cele
bratelHave the 'happiest' birthday
ever! (The Gaff will never be the
same) Signed your 'okay...alright' roo
mie
MELISSA FROM EDELWEISS. Fri
day's dinner was fantastic. Can I treat
you to one? Reply personals. Blue
vested sweater
MICROBIOLOGY CLUB SPONSOR
ING Dr. James Smith on Microbial
Injury. 7:30 p.m. Thursday, December
16, 305 HUB. Everyone Welcome.
Micro majors urged to attend
MOOSE HOUSE, REMEMBER the
past - all you dudes. The tailgates, the
parties, chug a lugging tool I.M.
football, and all the marshmallow
fights. Choking at Findley- looks like
a Roy Roger's night! Have a good
Christmas and a lot of fun. See you in
'B3 when Penn State's No. 1! Love,
Lynn and LuAnn
W. L.Pct...GB
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WESTERN CONFERENCE
Midwest Division
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Wales Conference
Patrick Mahan
W .L... 7 .Pts.
17 13 5 127 108 39
18 11 4 120 101 38
13 9 8 114 109 34
15 13 2 123 115 32
9 18 5 101 138 23
8 21 7 94 148 19
Adams Division
18 7 6 149 108
17 9 • 6 138 103
15 12 4 147 141
13 12 6 124 104
9 17 4 104 143
GINA CONGRADULATIONS ON be
coming' a philo. You're the best little
sister I could ever ask for. Your big
bro, Scooter.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEDDY! Love
from Jeff, Jimmy, Eric, Gene, James,
David, Allyson, Tripp and Mommy
HAPPY HOURS AT Klnko's - self
serve copies only 40, Mon. thru Thurs.
6-8 p,m. Sunday 12 to 5. 256 E. Beaver
Ave. 238-COPY
PITTSBURGH WOMEN! COMING
home for the holidays? Make your
appointment now for a Gyn. check-up
and birth control. Women's Health
Services, Inc. (Downtown Pittsburgh)
(412)562-1900
PRO-CHOICE PARTY DEC. 17, 9:00-?
241 S Barnard. Beverages. Thrown by
students for Reproductive Rights. •
SUGAR BOWL TICKETS for sale Best
Offer! 234.3202
SUGAR BOWL TICKETS for sale, call
234-0908
TAN CORDUROY COAT wlhood miss
ing from FIJI, Sat. 12111. Reward. No
questions asked, Call 865-2966
THE COOKIE COACH Delivers coo
kiewiches to your door. 237-KISS.
Sunday thru Friday. 8:00 p.m. till
midnite
THE DOWNHILL SKI CLASSES
scheduled for Thursday, December
16, and Sunday, December 19, have
been cancelled. Arrangements for
make-up of these classes will be
announced at the regularly scheduled
classes which will resume In January
'THE SPY WHO LOVED ME' Party at
Alpha Phi Delta. Come dressed as
your favorite spy, counter-spy, secret
agent or world domination obsessed
dictator and live your fantasies with
us. Coded message follows:
16/18/ 9 / 2 6/5 6/15/18 2/5/19/20
3/15/19/20/21/1 3 / 5 . 10pm Saturday 18
Dec. Ladles, guests and rush only.
Rush Info 238.4589
John Gosch
HAVE YOU SEEN
THIS YOUNG MAN?
John Gosch disappeared
Sunday, Sept. 5, while
delivering newspapers in .
West Des Moines, lowa.
He is 12 years old, 5 feet, 7
inches tall, weighs 140
pounds and has blue eyes
and light brown hair.
Rewards totaling more
than $30,000 are being of
fered by the Des Moines
Register and friends and
business associates of
the family. If you have any
information, contact Child
Find 1-800 . 431-5005, or
the Aiest Des Moines,
lowa, Police 515.223.3211
Campbell Conference
Norris Division
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Chicago
Minnesota
St. Louis
Detroit
Toronto
Smythe Division
14 11 7 149 135
14 12 3 128 122
13 12 5 109 112
12 13 6 120 112
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Edmonton
Winnipeg
Los Angeles
Vancouver
Calgary
Today's Games
Buffalo at Boston
Detroit at FLYERS
Washington at Minnesota
Vancouver at Calgary
transactions
BASEBALL
American League
CLEVELAND INDIANS Traded Ray Searage,
pitcher, to the San Diego Padres for a player to be
named later. Signed Rick Manning, outfielder, to a
f Ive•year contract.
NEW YORK YANKEES Signed Bob Shirley,
Dave Righettl and Shane Rawley, pitchers.
Pacific Coast League
LAS VEGAS STARS Named Harry Dunlop
manager.
BASKETBALL
National Basketball Association
CLEVELAND CAVALIERS —Traded Ron Brewer,
guard, to the Golden State Warriors for World B.
Free, guard.
FOOTBALL
National Football League
ATLANTA FALCONS Cut David Smigelsky,
punter, and David Toloumu, running back. Added
George Roberts, punter, and Clay Brown, tight end,
to the roster.
BALTIMORE COLTS Cut Mike Wood, place
kicker, and replaced him with Danny Miller, place
kicker.
DENVER BRONCOS Announced the retire.
ment of Craig Morton, quarterback.
NEW YORK GIANTS Named Bil Parcells head
coach, replacing Ray Perkins who resigned.
United States Football League
ARIZONA WRANGLERS Signed Craig Pen•
rose, quarterback; Dave Roller, defensive tackle;
Isaac Gordon, Dave Otey, Joe Peters and Tony Lola,
linemen; Stanley Holmes and Mark Tolbert, wide
receivers; Steve Howell and Donald King, fullback;
Tom Spadaf ore, punter; Admiral Dewey Larry, def.
HOCKEY
National Hockey League
LOS ANGELES KINGS Recalled Bob Gladney,
defenseman, from the New Haven Nighthawks of
the American Hockey League.
SCUBA DIVING COURSE offered by $lOO, I WILL PAY $lOO for 1 pair of
The Panko Scuba Center, 233 S. Allen Sugar Bowl tickets, Dan 234.0215
St. State College. Classes start Jan
18. Phone 23-SCUBA for information
STOCKING STUFFERS• Cookiewich
gift certificates. Kiss My Cookies. 231
East Beaver
STUNNING BRUNETTE, PAUL'S
problems are getting old. Let's meet
and create our own. Reply personals.
Signed, Tall and Good Looking.
SUE, JUST WANTED to say "Thank
You"• Happy Hanukkah! You are the
best! Love Lin.
TO THE BIG GREEN TURTLE: When
you are ready, let me know. Jo. Merry
Christmas
TO THE CUTE BLONDE with red PAT'S TYPING SERVICE. Versatile, EXPERIENCED DRUMMER SEEKING
sweatpants I kept running into on very qualified, reasonable, expert- work: prog. rock-fusion-rock-R&I3.
Monday afternoon in the Atherton enced resumes, letters, term papers, Call Steve, 234-9731
shops; it's obvious we have similar dissertations. Call 237-2461
tastes, so how about going
Christmas shopping together some
time? Jim reply personals!
Get off (A) GOLD! CLASS RINGS! Jewelry
TO THE GOOD—LOOKING GUYS of etc. Don't sell before you see met
PSU: Tired of reading about Paul and 100% cash market! For fast pickup;
his problemswith blondes?! Well I 468-7713 Boalsburg
am
am! Reply personals, signed The your butt. WANTED TO BUY USED: Stereo,
Stunning Brunnette. fm clock radio, tape player, anything
suitable for a child's gift. 237.9825 ,
3 SUGAR BOWL tickets for sale!!
Best offer call 865.6973. After 12117
call (215)348-2420.
NUMBER OF DAYS
Look Ma, no hands
Wayne Williams (20) of St. Joseph's tries to dribble around Penn State's Craig
Collins at the Palestra in Philadelphia Tuesday night. Williams wasn't the only
one to be stopped, as the Lions downed the Hawks 78.69.
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The Daily Collegian Thursday, Dec. 16, 1982-13.
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DON'S MOVING. LIGHT moving local
or anywhere within Penna. Call Don,
355-0971
KINKO'S—QUALITY XEROX COPIES,
self-serve copies, photo finishing,
instant passport photos, rubber
stamps, business cards. 238-copy
MATTING AND FRAMING Inc., free
consultation, pick-up, and delivery,
Alpha matboard, seamed edge glass,
uniframe, prompt service. Call 237-
3137
Classifications
found (free)
help wanted
houses
lost
parties
rides/riders
BEAUTIFY YOUR RESIDENCE. Earn
beautiful sollfree plants. Have a plant
party. Call Kris 355-8781
DISC-JOCKEY VERSATILITY is a li:
censed entertainer with over a de
cade-of mobile music experience arid
over 10,000 selections to make any
party complete. Independent Mobile
D.J.
D.J. Larry Moore. 234.0691
WANTED
GOLD AND SILVER. Will pick up
Leland Enterprises 238.2553
WANTED TWO OR more Sugar Bowl
tickets. Will pay. Call Jeff, 234-1759 '
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