12—The Daily Collegian Thursday, Dec. 16, 1982 Future dim for pro sports Death of pro competition may be on its way "Professional sports are doomed to extinction, they provide no coun terpoint to anything in modern socie ty," said my instructor. "We have reached the saturation point with sports entertainment. They're on 24 hours a day on ESPN (entertainment and sports programming network). They prove absolutely nothing except that the people playing can play bet ter than anyone else." It was with this dire prediction that the eventual demise of the entire professional sports world was pre dicted in a class of mine last week. I think my instructor may have something there. Most professional sports broadcasts leave me a little cold. I know I am not alone. Many of us are already turning down the audio portion of professional sports pro grams to enjoy music and give our own analysis of the . action. Partic ularly if Howard Cosell is broadcast ing. Historically, professional sports showed us an ideal, the best players available making the best plays pos sible., It gave people something to shoot for in their own games. You know what I mean if you have ever been in the room with a real tennis addict while Wimbledon was on TV. Too many of us no longer partici pate in anything remotely resembling the sports we watch. Some of you are going to disagree. In the collegiate age group this generalization may be a little broad. Think back to your neighborhoods at home though, and the guys who earn a living, if they still have a job. When was the last time you saw any nine-to-fiver get into a serious game of anything besides poker? Anymore: professional sports are about as exciting as the production line at an automotive assembly plant. 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Fully au tomatic Sollgor electronic camera flash, excellent - condition, $35 nego tlable, 8657846, 238-4720 HARMONY, ACOUSTIC GUITAR-ex quisite! $l5O, Olympus 35mm (bayo net) lens - new, $lOO, tripod, flash, 422.8944 evenings INSURANCE FOR YOUR car: motor cycle, personal belongings, and resi dence. For prompt, courteous service, phone 2386833 KENMORE WASHERIDRYER, excel lent cond.; antique oak table about 50'; diam. (AC3I2) 752-3210 CALL NOW! MALE dorm contract for sale. ""$5O REBATEI S ." Dave, 86573016 MALE DORM CONTRACTS for sale $lOO Rebate! Call Jim L., 237-2601 NEW 100-200 MM ZOOM lens to fit olympus. list price $219.95; Will sell for:sl2s. Call Andy 865-5333. RCSSIGNOL SKIES, Nordics boots, Scott poles Good Condition, $85.00, Call John 237.4425 SKI BOOTS FOR sale. New Hanson Stilletos, size 9. Sacrifice $l5O. Call Chris 8650722 SUGAR BOWL TICKETS available for 5100 each. Call 237.2313 SUGAR BOWL TICKETS: Four (to gether), call 865.5566 or 865.5522. SUGAR BOWL TICKETS (four). First $lOO each or best offer. 865.9786 SUGAR BOWL TICKETS. Two for sale, best offer. Jeff 865.9060. SUGAR BOWL, TWO tickets; best offer 238-8156 SUGAR BOWL TICKET $65 negot 238-7261, keep trying this out even more. Even the termino logy has changed. The word "play," which infers some fun, recreational aspect has been changed to execu tion. "What great execution! !" the sportscasters babble. There are too many sports compet ing for the sports entertainment dol lar. Year-round sports are nearly a reality. How many years before the football and baseball seasons (to say nothing of basketball) go completely around the calendar? • Liam . We are saturated, in fact over whelmed with sports entertainment. Although there was no shortage of sports to fill the TV sports news and sports network programming during the various strikes, people were re luctant to watch new sports. Austra lian rules football was good for a few laughs but viewer unfamiliarity with the rules and style of play prevented any widespread acceptence of the new sports. Almost every conceivable play in football has already been run. With the technology available today it is possible to edit together footage of different games, change the color tint of the uniforms, change the numbers and names on the jerseys and pro duce synthetic football games be tween any two teams with any desired result. Painless, playless football. The, problem with professional sports as I see it is that we have let COLLEGIAN CLASSIFIED ADS FOR SALE, CHEVY Nova 1978, In excellent condition; 25 miles. Best offer. Also stereo and never used electric typewriter. 237-4680. FOR SALE: FOUR Sugar Bowl tickets; best offer, call Kevin. 237-5898 (cheap) FOR SALE PAIR Sugar Bowl tickets 2388830 or 865.8939 FOR SALE: Three Sugar Bowl tickets Best offer. Call 2349057 or 237-8072 FOR SALE 3 SUGAR BOWL Tickets Best offer. Call Jeff 237.3038 or Marl anne 237.6312 SUGAR BOWL TICKET. Best offer, call 865.2917 SUGAR BOWL TICKETS for sale best offer. Call 237-4008. Leave message If I'm not there SUGAR BOWL TICKET (one), best offer,•call Doug 237-9929 SUGAR BOWL TICKETS (four) $lOO each. They are together. Call 865.8743 or 238.8662 SUGAR BOWL TICKETS: $290/pr. Two Pairs, one triplet left. 238.8550 or (215)388.7590 after Mdn. Dec. 20 TEN + SUGAR BOWL tickets. Best offer before 12125/82. (904)386.1002 TIMBERLAND BOOTS, SIZE 9 1 / 2 . One month old, like new, $65. Call Rod 234-4989 TWO SUGARBOWL TICKETS, best offer. Call kathy 865-4823 USED COLOR CONSOLE televisions, reconditioning $119.00, will deliver. Pat 364-9684 USED VOLKL DERBY 180 skis salo mon bindings, poles (52"), Avantl boots size 7 1/2 W and boot bag. Call 234.3044 after 5:30 pm VIDEO GAME (CHILD fair) new, re duce from $95 to $6O; manual type writer $2O call 234.2312 after sp.m. VITAMIN C - 15% OFF on all brands during December. Dandelion Market, Pugh and Foster 238-2082 • WATER BED WITH heating unit and form boards; no scratches or punc tures. Best offer. Call 234.8575, ask for Shari 1978 DATSUN 200SX: 5 spd., alr cond., low mileage, loaded. $3600. 238.6814 after spm. 814.889-9535 :.....TT:NTigN.':.... - i.i. - AGGRESSIVE REAL ESTATE Invest ing - A new Free-U course. To register call Barry H., 237.5384 GIVE THE GIFT of health: New Morn ing Natural Foods Store gift certifi cates. 115 S. Fraser, 234-8333 HOME BUYING GUIDE for the 80's-A new free-u course. To register call Barry 237-5384. MUSICIANS GRAB BAG. Electric pi ano AMP/Mixer, mikes, other acces sories. $l2OO, 238.3706, leave message. SMALL REFRIGERATORS FOR rent. Unlimited Rent• Alls, 140 N. Atherton, 238.3037 STUDENT B•BALL TOURNAMENT, HUB Billiard Room, January 8, 1983. Qualifier for ACU•I Regional. More Information 885.6839. TASTE THE SUGAR , on Bourbon St One bowl ticket for sale. 237-0923 the big-time greedheads assume con trol. They squeeze us at the gate, shake us down at the souvenir stands and rip us off at the refreshment stands. We are blasted with loud commer cials when we watch sports on TV. It's just not fun anymore, it's busi ness big business. Players no longer seem to play for the love of the sport. What message do professional athletes send to kids today? Practice hard, play with cour age, and pride, respect your team and coach or grab everything you can get, get a good agent and score big? Everyone has to eat, but profes sional sports seem to have lost a lot in the shuffle for the big money. Drug scandals and the like have become common. Graft has even reached the college ranks at many schools ensur ing a corrupt element in professional sports for some time to come. Sports, have been corrupt for years so I don't propose that we should all wail and moan and sermonize the prostitution of professional sports. The people responsible know them selves just how far gone things are. Athletes and fans just won't admit that the buckmongers, who have no respect for heart, sacrifice, desire or other concepts of true sport, are making the most out of their, own short-sighted, money-oriented. game plan. As more of us realize what has become of our once noble profession al sports, the whole glittering scheme will collapse. Leaving us, the fans and the athletes who really love their game, what ever it may be, out in the cold again. Eric Ewing is an 11th-term admin istration of justice major and a sports columnist for The Dai/y Col/egian. THE MUSIC WORKSHOP guitar, voice, piano, and more. Quality. in struction. Reasonable rates. Call: 238-2660. VISA, MASTERCARD FOR STU DENTS. Mr. Read (717) 354-9629 eve nings AUDIO KENWOOD KR-4070 40.WPC. pioneer PL-115D. Technics cassette, Infinity QB-3ways with stands. Call Ron after spm. 237.6103 ,• PANASONIC T.V. 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"It's always been a dream and this is a once in a lifetime opportunity," the 41-year-old coach of the New' York Giants said yesterday in explaining why he took a cut in salary and abandoned a new three-year contract to replace the winningest coach in college football history. • • "I am returning to my alma mater a great university. I am going back to the place (Tuscaloosa, Ala.) where my two sons were born and where I spent five of the best years of my life." Perkins will complete this fourth year with the Giants before returning to the site of his undergraduate days where he will renew association with his former mentor, who remains as athletic director. "I'm following repeat, following the greatest coach in college football," he said, referring to Bry ant's 322 college victories in a 38-year career, 25 at Alabama. "It is a great break for me to follow a man like that. He has been like a father to me." Perkins appeared at mid-morning press conference at the Giants Stadium. Attired in a brown suit and wearing spectacles, he said he had met earlier with the players and told them the news. "Did they say anything?" somebody asked. "No," he replied. "What was their reaction did you read anything into their faces?" a reporter asked. 'Bear' draws Liberty Bowl fans By WOODY BAIRD Associated Press Writer MEMPHIS, Tenn. --- Paul "Bear" Bryant's retirement at Ala bama will focus special attention on this year's Liberty Bowl, his last football game as coach, bowl offi cial said yesterday. "It'll double our press coverage. Requests are coming in and I don't know how we're going to try to OWN ROOM, IN townhouse, fur nished, on bus-route, washer/dryer, cable, female, Spring/Summer, $118.60/mo. Call Karen, 237-0493 SPRING ONE BEDROOM University Towers, newly furnished, utilities in cluded, on College, $360 originally $4OO. 238-2786 SPRING 'B3, OWN room In house. Senl-furnished, rent negotiable. Call 238-9334, John S. 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Sue 865.2048 • NEED A RIDE FOR Two to Long Island on Tuesday. Will take care of all expenses. Please call Michael at 237-8871 NEED RIDE TO Wilkes-Barre, Dec. 22, both ways. Call Tom, 234-7409 eve nings. RIDE NEEDED TO and fro West Cleveland Xmas break. Call Cathl 234- 0714 Before the interviewers see ,you, they see your F irs t resume. _ Room 126 Carnegie Building Monday thru Friday collegian production 10 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. or by appointment 865-2531 "I don't read faces," Perkins replied tartly. "I leave that to you people." Perkins is a serious man, frugal with words. Some times he will ponder a question for seeming minutes before replying. "How do you follow the greatest coach of all-time?" a reporter asked "I don't have the answer, but I'll try," Perkins replied. Was he intimidated by Bryant? Perkins stared at the questioner with steel eyes and then responded: "If I was scared or intimidated I wouldn't take the job. You'd have to be a little crazy to do that. I admire him, yes; love him, yes; intimidated by him, no'. And, no, I will not try to emulate him. "I won't even try. Nobody can imitate Coach Bryant. I'll just be myself. The greatest lessons I learned from him were self-discipline and desire to excel. I don't worry about being successful. I know I will be." Perkins said that while he had read speculation, there had been no contact about the job until last Thursday when he was called by the university presi dent about an interview. He flew down Sunday after speaking with his Giants bosses. "They knew how deeply I wanted the job," he said. "If it was any place else, any other college team could not lure me from the New York Giants. Nothing could have, I don't believe, kept me from making this decision. "I have this philosophy. One is awarded or creates for himself an opportunity for what he wants to do. Then he should do it. "This is what I wanted with all my heart." handle this," said A.F. "Bud" Dud ley, executive director of the Liber ty Bowl. Dudley said Bryant's retirement also will increase TV viewing of the game between Alabama and Illi nois on Dec. 29. "Alabama always gives a strong TV rating. His retirement probably will jump us as much as three points in the Neilsen Ratings," Dudley said. RIDE NEEDED TO Charlotte vicinity N.C., Christmas break. Pays $lOO. Call John, 865.4516 RIDE NEEDED TO Phllly airport or anywhere nearby on Sunday morn, Dec. 19. Share expenses. Pleade call Cissy, 865-6993 TWO NEED RIDE to New Orleans December 27.29 from Phila. area and return to S.C./Phila. by Jan 3. Diana, 238-2421 LOST BLACK LEATHER JACKET taken/mis sing from party at SAE Wed. 12/8. Reward offered (half of the value). No questions asked. Call 234.1253 LAVENDER DOWN JACKET Sat Night, 508 W. College Ave. Arty Info PLEASE call Mary 237.8288 LOST AT PHI WHO, Penn State corda roy jacket. If found, please call 865- 8003 or Phi Who. 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A resume produced by Collegian Production stands up to the competition to give you the visual edge you'll need to make a good impression. Come browse through our resume portfolio. We have several formats and paper samples to choose from. We can also provide matching stationery,, for letterheads, just so prospective employers will know you've • given your appearance some extra consideration. Bryant, 69, announced in Tusca loosa, Ala., yesterday that this wilt be his last year as head football coach of the Crimson Tide. Dudley said he was surprised to hear that Bryant is retiring from college coaching. "At the same time, I was some what elated that we would be priv ileged to have him coach in his final game here in Memphis," Dudley said. ROOMS FEMALE ENJOY YOUR own room in a spacious house. $ll2 + utilities. Please call 238-3540 ROOM FOR RENT 426 S. Atherton St. 85$ per/month call Jim 234-1091 Peter 238.1531 Dec. free, Utilities Included 4 blocks from campus ROOMS FOR RENT. Daily, Weekly,, Monthly rooms and efficiencies near' campus. 237-6581 YOUR OWN ROOM In a spacloui apartment 3 blocks from campus. $94 per, month. Female preferred. Call 238-3473, WAkE Up! to d'.7,; Collegian , _ sports briefs Marino to compete in TV tournament Penn State gymnast Steve Mari no will compete in the ESPN Invi tational Single Elimination Tournament this weekend in Reno, Nev. The meet will be taped and televised on the ESPN net work. The All-American was chosen for the meet because of his posi tion on the U.S. national team and because he is one of the top 16 gymnasts in the country. The meet is an elimination tour nament with each participant matched up against one other ath lete, and only those winning the Villanova reviewing football program VILLANOVA, Delaware Coun ty, (AP) - Villanova University's Board of Trustees announced yes terday that it has voted to review its position on intercollegiate foot ball, which was dropped at the University after the 1980 season. The review is being made in response to a request from the university's Student Senate, a No vember student poll indicating strong interest in the sport, and possible finanical support. Leaders of Villanova's alumni association also have asked the board to consider re-establishing a football program. The board said it would select a Women's lacrosse team holds tryouts The first preseason practice for the women's lacrosse team will take place on Monday, Jan. 10 from 6 . to 8 p.m. in the Indoor Sports Complex. All those inter ThURSdAy PiTChER PARTy "DRINk ANd DROWN" 118 S. GARNER ST. OPEN AT 4:30 STop By ANd ChEck OUT ThE NEW LIONS DEN BOTTLE Shop i . - ::'Appm,mAT.s.: : : AAA ROOMMATE NEEDED to share two bedroom apartment at Parkway Plaza. $lO9/mo. Call 238-9507 . A FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED Immediately. Large efficiency, rea sonable rent, lots of extras. Call An nemarie, 238-0669 FEMALE ROOMMATE TO share 1/3 of large two bedroom apartment. Across street from campus. Rent negotiable. 237.9386 FEMALE ROOMMATE FOR 1/2 of one large bedroom apartment. Winter/Spr- Ing. 10 minutes from campus 125/month. Pamml 234-1002/863-1760. FEMALE WANTED TO share 1/4 of 2- bdrm. apt.. $120.00/mo. Non-smoker, Ambassador Apt. 865-8562 or 234- 7065 MALE ROOMMATE WANTED, share 1/4 of 2 bedroom furnished apart ment. Move immediately, call Rich, 238-1938. MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED winter /spring. One BR apt. $lBO/month, utils. plus cable Incl. Call 238.5231 after 5. Available Immediately MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED to share apartment for spring term only. Call Dave at 237-8415 NON-SMOKING ROOMMATE to share one-bdrm. apartment close to campus, Immediately. $9O/month, no lease. Call Sandy, 238-7289 for details NON-SMOKING, MALE ROOMMATE wanted for 1/3 Penn Towers apart ment. For more Information, call 237- 7506, ask for Steve or Joe ROOMMATE NEEDED IMMEDI ATELY- $lOO/month, own room w/pri vate bath, washer/dryer In apartment. Call 237-3740 ROOMMATE NEEDED TO Share 1 / 2 efficiency, 1 block from campus. Call 234.4192 or 237.1598 ROOMMATE WANTED, MALE, non smoker, own room, large apartment. $l4O/month. 238-7401 HELP WANTED CASH FOR CHRISTMAS-Become a Sera-Tec plasma donor and earn $2O or more per week. 237.5761 FEMALE SWIMMING HELPER needed for handicapped lady during holiday break. Also need strong fe male companion with flexible days and hours. 238.5535 FEMALE SWIMMING HELPER needed for handicapped lady during holiday break. Also need strong fe• male companion with flexible days and hours. 238.5535 I FEMALE SWIMMING HELPER needed for handicapped lady during holiday break. Also need strong fe male companion with flexible days and hours. 238.5535 competition against that person will continue in the tournament. Marino will first be matched up against Phil Cahoy of Nebraska in the quarterfinals tomorrow. Ca hoy is an All-American and an Olympic competitor. Marino said he has been unable to defeat Cahoy after facing him many times, but admits that any thing can happen. "If he breaks and I hit, I'm going. to win," Marino said, "that's just it." Marino did admit, however, that things look to be in Cahoy's favor. "He's very good," Marino said. committee from its ranks to define an intercollegiate football pro gram at Villanova that would sat isfy the following criteria: financial viability, consistency with academic standards, and at tractiveness to various segments of the university. The committee is to report its findings no later than December 1983. Villanova dropped its intercolle giate football program in April 1981, after 87 seasons. The 1980 team produced a 6-5 record. The overall record was 383-337-40. The major reason given for dropping the program was that it was a money-losing proposition. ested in trying out for the 1983 Lady Lion lacrosse team should contact Gillian Etattray in 110 White Building or phone at 865- 7591. 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Call Accents, 238-8460 PROFESSIONAL TYPING: Prompt re liable experienced versatile reasona ble rates. IBM selectric. Call Diane 865.7365 or 237-3027 FOUND "FOUND" NOTICES ARE PUBLISHED FOR THREE DAYS AT NO CHARGE BLACK AND WHITE young female cat. Country place Boalsburg area. Call 466.6770. BLACK AND WHITE female Lab with leather collar; call 234.0629 DOG FOUND ON campus 12/15, also seen 12/14. Shepherd/Collie/Retriever mix. No collar, 1 boxed ear, IN/lA/w -hite. Diana 238-2421 FOUND AT PIKA Saturday 12111, tan down coat with darker stripes in It. Call 865-7817 FOUND DRIVERS LICENSE at sec ond floor of Davey Lab; Call 865-3807 to Identify FOUND ONE SET of Chrysler keys Call Mark 5.5014 or 3.2455 FOUND— POCKET CAMERA at Pitt game. Call to Identify 865.3233 GLOVES: BLUE LEATHER and nylon, Pugh Street 100 block I:lspm 12114, call Pete 865.9286 afternoons LAUREN- I FOUND your fancy pen. Describe It and it's yours. Call Sean 238-0662 : ',.:0E : A5..0N,0!...;:.:....: AARDVARK SKI six connected moun tains at Killington. And ski to your modern, private, well equipped con dominiums. Cost:slB2. Need deposit by December 21. Dave 5.7326, eve nings after 10pm ABORTION ALTERNATIVE- GOLDEN Cradle Adoption Services. Free hous ing, counseling, medical care. Recipi ent of United Way Donor Option Plan. Call collect, (215)-289-BABY AN APE ESCAPES! Last seen daily ering balloons for Truly Yours. Our balloon baboon delivers, 238-4619 ATTENTION: KEEP UP with the times by reading The New York Times, available to students and staff of Penn State at reduced rates. Sub scriptions are still available for winter term. To subscribe multiply the re maining weeks by $l. Call Pat at 234- 1788 for more information. Subscrip tions are delivered on campus by 7am daily ATTENTION: PEOPLE planning on working/living In Hershey this coming summer, but need apartmentmate(s), call Joe 234-2052 scoreboard nba EASTERN CONFERENCE Atlantic Division Boston SIXERS New Jersey Washington New York Milwaukee Detroit Atlanta Indiana Chicago Cleveland San Antonio Kansas City Dallas Denver Utah Houston Los Angeles Seattle Phoenix Portland Golden State San Diego Thursday's Games Cleveland at Atlanta Boston at New York San Antonio at Denver Golden State at Phoenix Portland at San . Diego Dallas at Seattle NY Isles Washington NY Rangers PENGUINS New Jersey Montreal Boston Quebec Buffalo Hartford ATTENTION SKIERS: NEED base-re pair/edges/hot-wax? Call Skl-loft at 237-2585 for an excellent price. We offer free pickup & delivery! BLACK LEATHER JACKET taken/mis sing from party at SAE Wed. 1218. Reward offered (half of the value). No questions asked. Call 234-1253 BLUE BAND SILKS— Here's your long awaited personal. Hope you're psyched for New Orleans, 'cause we're aiming for Insanity! Get ready for the Percussion Sectionals and the infamous Hurricanel•Eric and the Drum Line CALL GAYLINE, 863-0588, 7-9 p.m. daily for raps, information, resources on homosexuality and gay lifestyles CHRISTMAS SAVINGS AT Knepp's Books & Variety, 53 Valley Street, Lewistown. Clip this ad and save 10% off any purchase of $lO or more from our fine line of Jewerly, tapes, collec tables, and much more. For more Information call (717) 248-1908 9:30- 8:00 Mon-Sat CHRISTOPHER PAUL, YOU are great for me and to me, and I hope we will always be together. I love you!! Yours forever, B.C. 'CUTE'- THERE VERY well may be many who want to know, but only one will fit the glass slipper. Fear not, for I still remember what this blonde has told me about herself. Because she has been in touch with me already, I believe she could very easily obtain my phone number and find out once and for all. Paul DISCOUNT FILM PROCESSING-12 exp. $2.59, 24 exp. $4.49, 36 exp. $6.69, 24-48 hour service!! Kinko's Copies 256 E. Beaver Ave. 238-copy DOES CHRISTMAS SHOPPING have you stumped/broke? Get a really UNIQUE and INEXPENSIVE gift - Any thing from gag to serious -we take care of all details including delivery. All you do Is call us! Nothing over $2 and satisfaction guaranteed! Phone 237-9123 on or before 12-17 for deliv ery by Christmas ANYWHERE! ask for Connie DORM CONTRACT FOR sale. Spring term. Call 865.6794 after s:3opm. MUST SELL DYNAMITE DECEMBER WEDNES DAYS at the Scorpion: Bth Daddy Licks; 15th Blue Sparks; and 22nd Foxle FULL OR PART time Occupational and Physical Therapy positions open In Home Health Agency. Please con tact Dorothy Yoder, Director. Mifflin Juniata Community Nursing Service, 2 Hudson Avenue, Juniata Terrace, Lewistown, PA 17044. Telephone (717) 248-3336 HAVE TO USE the computer for class?. Don't panic, I can help. Call Bob 234-4197 HO HO HO...Merry Christmas to my 'Bro's' In 6918 from 'sis'.Have a safe trip home. JAY, HAPPY TWO-ONE, and you thought life was a twenty sided dle. Look out for kidnappers! The Plotters LAURA, YOUR 21st comes around once, so go for the gusto and cele bratelHave the 'happiest' birthday ever! (The Gaff will never be the same) Signed your 'okay...alright' roo mie MELISSA FROM EDELWEISS. Fri day's dinner was fantastic. Can I treat you to one? Reply personals. Blue vested sweater MICROBIOLOGY CLUB SPONSOR ING Dr. James Smith on Microbial Injury. 7:30 p.m. Thursday, December 16, 305 HUB. Everyone Welcome. Micro majors urged to attend MOOSE HOUSE, REMEMBER the past - all you dudes. The tailgates, the parties, chug a lugging tool I.M. football, and all the marshmallow fights. Choking at Findley- looks like a Roy Roger's night! Have a good Christmas and a lot of fun. See you in 'B3 when Penn State's No. 1! Love, Lynn and LuAnn W. L.Pct...GB 18 4 .818 18 4 .818 12 10 .545 6 11 11 .500 7 7 18 .304 111/2 Central Division .652 - .565 2 .476 4 .409 5112 .348 7 .143 11 15 8 13 10 10 11 9 13 8 15 3 18 WESTERN CONFERENCE Midwest Division 18 9 12 7 11 10 9 13 8 14 3 19 .640 - .632 1 .524 3 .409 5 1 / 2 .364 6 1 / 2 .136 111/2 Pacific Division .773 - .727 1 .565 41/2 17 5 18 8 13 10 13 11 10 14 .4 18 Wales Conference Patrick Mahan W .L... 7 .Pts. 17 13 5 127 108 39 18 11 4 120 101 38 13 9 8 114 109 34 15 13 2 123 115 32 9 18 5 101 138 23 8 21 7 94 148 19 Adams Division 18 7 6 149 108 17 9 • 6 138 103 15 12 4 147 141 13 12 6 124 104 9 17 4 104 143 GINA CONGRADULATIONS ON be coming' a philo. You're the best little sister I could ever ask for. Your big bro, Scooter. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEDDY! Love from Jeff, Jimmy, Eric, Gene, James, David, Allyson, Tripp and Mommy HAPPY HOURS AT Klnko's - self serve copies only 40, Mon. thru Thurs. 6-8 p,m. Sunday 12 to 5. 256 E. Beaver Ave. 238-COPY PITTSBURGH WOMEN! COMING home for the holidays? Make your appointment now for a Gyn. check-up and birth control. Women's Health Services, Inc. (Downtown Pittsburgh) (412)562-1900 PRO-CHOICE PARTY DEC. 17, 9:00-? 241 S Barnard. Beverages. Thrown by students for Reproductive Rights. • SUGAR BOWL TICKETS for sale Best Offer! 234.3202 SUGAR BOWL TICKETS for sale, call 234-0908 TAN CORDUROY COAT wlhood miss ing from FIJI, Sat. 12111. Reward. No questions asked, Call 865-2966 THE COOKIE COACH Delivers coo kiewiches to your door. 237-KISS. Sunday thru Friday. 8:00 p.m. till midnite THE DOWNHILL SKI CLASSES scheduled for Thursday, December 16, and Sunday, December 19, have been cancelled. Arrangements for make-up of these classes will be announced at the regularly scheduled classes which will resume In January 'THE SPY WHO LOVED ME' Party at Alpha Phi Delta. Come dressed as your favorite spy, counter-spy, secret agent or world domination obsessed dictator and live your fantasies with us. Coded message follows: 16/18/ 9 / 2 6/5 6/15/18 2/5/19/20 3/15/19/20/21/1 3 / 5 . 10pm Saturday 18 Dec. Ladles, guests and rush only. Rush Info 238.4589 John Gosch HAVE YOU SEEN THIS YOUNG MAN? John Gosch disappeared Sunday, Sept. 5, while delivering newspapers in . West Des Moines, lowa. He is 12 years old, 5 feet, 7 inches tall, weighs 140 pounds and has blue eyes and light brown hair. Rewards totaling more than $30,000 are being of fered by the Des Moines Register and friends and business associates of the family. If you have any information, contact Child Find 1-800 . 431-5005, or the Aiest Des Moines, lowa, Police 515.223.3211 Campbell Conference Norris Division 19 5 8 130 94 19 8 5 143 115 10 20 3 111 129 7 17 6 88 124 5 17 8 96 130 Chicago Minnesota St. Louis Detroit Toronto Smythe Division 14 11 7 149 135 14 12 3 128 122 13 12 5 109 112 12 13 6 120 112 11 17 ' 6 135 148 Edmonton Winnipeg Los Angeles Vancouver Calgary Today's Games Buffalo at Boston Detroit at FLYERS Washington at Minnesota Vancouver at Calgary transactions BASEBALL American League CLEVELAND INDIANS Traded Ray Searage, pitcher, to the San Diego Padres for a player to be named later. Signed Rick Manning, outfielder, to a f Ive•year contract. NEW YORK YANKEES Signed Bob Shirley, Dave Righettl and Shane Rawley, pitchers. Pacific Coast League LAS VEGAS STARS Named Harry Dunlop manager. BASKETBALL National Basketball Association CLEVELAND CAVALIERS —Traded Ron Brewer, guard, to the Golden State Warriors for World B. Free, guard. FOOTBALL National Football League ATLANTA FALCONS Cut David Smigelsky, punter, and David Toloumu, running back. Added George Roberts, punter, and Clay Brown, tight end, to the roster. BALTIMORE COLTS Cut Mike Wood, place kicker, and replaced him with Danny Miller, place kicker. DENVER BRONCOS Announced the retire. ment of Craig Morton, quarterback. NEW YORK GIANTS Named Bil Parcells head coach, replacing Ray Perkins who resigned. United States Football League ARIZONA WRANGLERS Signed Craig Pen• rose, quarterback; Dave Roller, defensive tackle; Isaac Gordon, Dave Otey, Joe Peters and Tony Lola, linemen; Stanley Holmes and Mark Tolbert, wide receivers; Steve Howell and Donald King, fullback; Tom Spadaf ore, punter; Admiral Dewey Larry, def. HOCKEY National Hockey League LOS ANGELES KINGS Recalled Bob Gladney, defenseman, from the New Haven Nighthawks of the American Hockey League. SCUBA DIVING COURSE offered by $lOO, I WILL PAY $lOO for 1 pair of The Panko Scuba Center, 233 S. Allen Sugar Bowl tickets, Dan 234.0215 St. State College. Classes start Jan 18. Phone 23-SCUBA for information STOCKING STUFFERS• Cookiewich gift certificates. Kiss My Cookies. 231 East Beaver STUNNING BRUNETTE, PAUL'S problems are getting old. Let's meet and create our own. Reply personals. Signed, Tall and Good Looking. SUE, JUST WANTED to say "Thank You"• Happy Hanukkah! You are the best! Love Lin. TO THE BIG GREEN TURTLE: When you are ready, let me know. Jo. Merry Christmas TO THE CUTE BLONDE with red PAT'S TYPING SERVICE. Versatile, EXPERIENCED DRUMMER SEEKING sweatpants I kept running into on very qualified, reasonable, expert- work: prog. rock-fusion-rock-R&I3. Monday afternoon in the Atherton enced resumes, letters, term papers, Call Steve, 234-9731 shops; it's obvious we have similar dissertations. Call 237-2461 tastes, so how about going Christmas shopping together some time? Jim reply personals! Get off (A) GOLD! CLASS RINGS! Jewelry TO THE GOOD—LOOKING GUYS of etc. Don't sell before you see met PSU: Tired of reading about Paul and 100% cash market! For fast pickup; his problemswith blondes?! Well I 468-7713 Boalsburg am am! Reply personals, signed The your butt. WANTED TO BUY USED: Stereo, Stunning Brunnette. fm clock radio, tape player, anything suitable for a child's gift. 237.9825 , 3 SUGAR BOWL tickets for sale!! Best offer call 865.6973. After 12117 call (215)348-2420. NUMBER OF DAYS Look Ma, no hands Wayne Williams (20) of St. Joseph's tries to dribble around Penn State's Craig Collins at the Palestra in Philadelphia Tuesday night. Williams wasn't the only one to be stopped, as the Lions downed the Hawks 78.69. the Classified Classified Information daily Mail-In Form • Policy Ads must be prepaid Changes cannot be made after the first insertion Cash refunds will only be given for ads cancelled by 1 p.m. the day before the first insertion. Only credit vouchers will be given after this time. The Daily Collegian will only be responsible for one day's incorrect Insertion. Please come to room 126 Carnegie Building Immediately if there is an error in your ad. The Daily Collegian will not knowingly cause to be printed or published any notice or advertisement relating to employment or membership indicating any preference, limitation, specification or descrlmlnation based upon race, color, sexual orientation, religious creed, ancestry, age, sex, national orgin or non. Job related handicap or disability. • Prepaid Order Form Ads • Just MAIL In the classified order form with the correct payment and your ad will appear when requested. We must receive the ad the morning before publication. No PERSONAL ads accepted by mall. • Deadlines classified —1 p.m. one business day before publication cancellation —1 p.m. one business day before publication renewal no later than 1 p.m. the last day the ad is to appear in the paper Classified Mail Order Form Name Addres (phone number published only If Included below) Please print your ad one word per box: ALL ADS MUST BE PREPAID AND MUST FOLLOW COLLEGIAN POLICY Make checks payable to: Collegian Inc. 126 Carnegie Building University Park, PA 16802 Date ad begins Total days in paper Amount paid Classification N OF WORDS 26.-30 apartments attention audio automotive for rent for sale The Daily Collegian Thursday, Dec. 16, 1982-13. ,1'.:.,:::...,.. - ..P.ART!5::..;:j....: . ::: . .. .- . ....: - . : . ::. :.: :.$c.:OVIcf:•$°::: . .:::. -...: DON'S MOVING. LIGHT moving local or anywhere within Penna. Call Don, 355-0971 KINKO'S—QUALITY XEROX COPIES, self-serve copies, photo finishing, instant passport photos, rubber stamps, business cards. 238-copy MATTING AND FRAMING Inc., free consultation, pick-up, and delivery, Alpha matboard, seamed edge glass, uniframe, prompt service. Call 237- 3137 Classifications found (free) help wanted houses lost parties rides/riders BEAUTIFY YOUR RESIDENCE. Earn beautiful sollfree plants. Have a plant party. Call Kris 355-8781 DISC-JOCKEY VERSATILITY is a li: censed entertainer with over a de cade-of mobile music experience arid over 10,000 selections to make any party complete. Independent Mobile D.J. D.J. Larry Moore. 234.0691 WANTED GOLD AND SILVER. Will pick up Leland Enterprises 238.2553 WANTED TWO OR more Sugar Bowl tickets. Will pay. Call Jeff, 234-1759 ' Phone # EACH ADDITIONAL CONSECUTIVE DAY _rooms roommates sublet typing wanted wanted to rent
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