FRIDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1943 It Says Here . . . LEE H. LEARNER 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111,111 111 1 111111MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1111111111111111111111111fimmumumnii - Indulging in a • rest • cure from retreated: By this time the Navy • their strenuous. sleuthing activities, was goggle-eyed,. the Navy was "Etaoin and Shrdlu were lazying -,(oarn.(g, and the Marines all but • around in Old Main lounge the rolling in the aisles. They sat ' other morning and were the wit- there and laughed and laughed and - neases of a little incident which laughed, because they knew what shows graphically how freshmen Dea . n Ray looked like. nonchalantly manage to get into in a follow-up story on the the most embarrassing situations. above tale, Shrdlu reported that Two green-bowed coeds (who, the coeds paid the dean a visit to because of Pennsylvania's slander (1) apologize and (2) present her laws. shall forever remain anony- with a name card. . mous) were industriously cram- More Obituaries . ming Spanish. One young lovely was sitting in an easy chair and George Q. Graham ("0" for the .Ither was sprawled on a neigh- querelous, queer, -quibbling, in boring couch, her face to the wall. case you've • been wondering) has A small, motherly-looking lady been quietly and glumly cursing walked over and tapped the re- his evil fate here lately. In the cumbcnt miss on the shoulder. past, when Froth was a flourishing "Arc you feeling ill?" she in- enterprise, George worked hard quirecl solicitously. and long to get out some well-de. Coed A had the grace to rise to served publicity for his publica a sitting position. Lion He was rather disgusted by . the disinterest with which outside "Not at all, I'm ;lust studying newspapers received his releases Spanish." • on the highlights of Penn State's "Do you speak with a Castilian humor magazine. accent?" When George released the offi "No, our prof thinks we have a cial obituary recently saying that better chance of going to• South Froth was folding up, he was noti- Amenca, so we're learning that fied by the offices of public infor dialect!" .mation that his statement appeared At this point,. Coed B inserted in 1" different, papers from Maine her two cents worth into the scan- .to California, and while he tries to tillating discussion. swallow this bitter pill, more no " Are you a Spanish teacher?" tices keep piling in. Tha lady tacitly, and tactfully, iVew Lease on Life'. . turned to leave. • But the enterprising coed Was While George weeps over . :,the. not to be put off. • death-knell of his wayward maga "Hey, could frau translate. this ~zine,'. , Roz Schnitzer gleefully con sentence?" she lierSiSted.' • " • templates the new lease on life The lady obligingly did so, then that 'Portfolio has been granted. It ' seems :that R6z gathered up her publication troubles and threw herself /on the, tender mercies .of the Liberal Arts school.' LA came thro'ogh beautifully, and: Portfolio is - now in the hands of a board of Controllera . Whieh will consist of the editor, business manager, Dean "Stoddard, 'and Professors Werner, Gates, Davis (business advisor), and Nichols (literary adviser).( . -Under the' new set-up the board will'-have control of all finances of whiCh includes approval of a water-tight budget. Roz is con vinced that this new plan won't allow the magazine to run into the red.' In addition, Portfolio's gotten a ni'nor -subsidy in the form of a $25 check from Phi Bet, so it seems headed - for a solvent existence. What more could an editor Want— except maybe some good material for publication? • met•-tonideks • No-Smokin g=-:Rule - . . (Continued from, page .. ogle) . not be on campus ;for the: spring . :.semescer, it is believed that. this :'reduction per game will be more effective than the Sale of athletic books to service men, :Bucher said. ; In.,an _effort -CroWded mealtime . coriclitiOns: in 'downtown . eathig places, ancither: committee is Investigating the possibility of ; opening ' the Home:, . Economics Maple . Room' to' men Students at times when - it 'does not serye fac ulty members. Committees ..working - on these problems include no-smoking, Ray 'mond Robb, chairman, Walter Bu chanan, Mary Jane Doerner, Rob ert Glass, John Kalaski, and Ted Rubin; Maple Room, Allene Bab titt, Peggy. Lou Chapman, - -Patricia Hallberg, and Horace Smith. Cabinet voted to pay Margaret,. Good - $lO for her work as Elec tions Committee chairman during the past two semesters. Providing the' action is , approved by Inter class Finance Committee, the sal ary, will be added to each semes ter's budget in the future. , FRATERNITY JEWELRY L. G. BALFOUR COMPANY LOCATED IN THE ATHLETIC STORE Season's Greetings T H ' - • ' L K s A IC • T Cliff's 145 S. ALLEN ST. DIAL 4777 THE COLLEGIAN Campus. Calendar Tomorrow Grange Skating Party meets, first floor lounge, Old Main, 7:45 p.m. Croup will walk to Coliseum. PSCA Cabinet meets, 304 Old Main. 2:15 p.m. Open house for civilians and servicemen, 304 Old Main, 3-5 p.m. PSCA Cabinet will be home to all transfer students, Hugh Beaver Room, 3-5 p.m. Refreshments will be served. Initiation an d Anniversary Danve Newman Club, Woodman's Hall, 7:30 p.m. Sunday NE:mnan Club monthly meeting, 110 Home Economics, 2:30 p.m: Open . house for civilians and serv;remen, 304 Old Main, 2-5 p.m. Vesper service in Little Theatre, Missionary Claude Pickens speaks. Penn State Bible Fellowship, open to students, servicemen, and townspeople, 405 Old Main. 2:30 p.m. Bible research, non-sectarian. Monday Penn State in China Committee meets, 303 Old Main, 4:20 p.m. Gelman Club meets, 305 Old Main, 7:30 p.m. Advanced Forum-Council meets, 305 Old Main; demonstration of hypnotism. ' Freshman Men's Council meets, 304 Old Main, 8 p.m. . Tuesday • Worship Study Group led by Dr. Malcolm Mussina, "The Bible and Worship;'! -304 Old Main, 4:20 p.m. .Junior Hostess group meets, 11'0 Home Economics, 7:30 p.m. • Panhellenic meets, Grange play room, 7:30 p.m. Program of Bach's Christmas io, .• other ' Christmas selec ticins,; records, 117 Carnegie Hall, • 8 p.m. Sponsored by Louise Homer Club. Everybody invited. • Freshman Wome s Forum meets, 304 Old Main, 7:30 n.m., for elect!on of officers. Wednesday • Christmas Morning Watch Seiw ice, 304 Old Main, 7:20 a.m. Thursday C - .(7ss Club meets, 302 Old Main, 7 p.m. Anyone interested is wel come. Grange Amrty, 405 Old Main, 6:30 p.m: 'Everybody welcome. —Don't let Congress take the vote away from the Servicemen . - See editorial, "The Fight Is -Yours." Front And Center . . . Forty Penn Staters formerly sta tioned at VPI as first-class privates have been transferred to OCS at Fort Benning, Ga., and have been given corporal ratings. Those who .were transferred include Dick Armbrust, Dick Gerk, Len Di leanis George Elder, Harold Grif fifth; Howard Gluttman, Dave Hornstein, Bob Kelin, Andrew Kuzrnan, John Pandel. Bill Pomerantz, Leon Rein heimor, Leslie Rosencrans, George Roye, Stanley Shaw, William Thompson, Joseph Vagasi, Melvin Wainer, Harry Winand, John Boyle, Andrea Caccavo, Ray For tunato, Theodore Hopkins, Paul Jeffers, George Myers, Joseph Fromme, , Walter Goodrich, Ed mund Haube. James Hawkins, Bill Price, Mor ris Wiley, Philip Hampe, Bob Mc- Minn, Bob Hibbard, Wendell Bor dack, Ernest Giles, John Richey, Ken Rumage,. Adolph Besler, and George Hardy. Letter from Barney . . Neil Fleming, graduate manager of •?i!lletics, was lucky enough to get r V-mail letter from Barney Plesser; former AA president and campus big-wig. Barney is now assistant athletic director at the Canal Zone. He reported that the type of athlete in the Army. is of pretty. high caliber and the boxing is the sport of his camp. "Unlike foot'-)all in the States," he said, "it is boxing that carries all the sports and pays for them." Barney ran into Bob Wasser, former Penn Stater, in Cuba and Alex Bougherie walked into his office last week. Another former .student, Dick Yohn, is in command of a Naval vessel which is in the Canal Zone at present. With the Air -Corps: Lt. Arthur Krassew has reported By RITA M. BELFONTI for cotty at the Carlsbad Army Air Field at Carlsbad, New Mexico. Ho was • commissioned January 23, 1943. upon completion of cadet training at Roswell, N. M. Cade* William Nicklas recently reporteri (Continued on page eight) STUDENT DEPARTMENT Sunday, 9:30 A.M. WESTMINSTER FELLOWSHIP Sunday, 6:15 P.M. "Getting into the Christmas Spirit" PAGE FIVII
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