FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1943 111111111111111111111111111111H1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 It Says Here . LEE H. LEARNER 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111101111W1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 3 . 1 • God's.gift to a.weary columnist: Hon that some day beer will flow • a couple of • completely .irrespon- •So strongly in the Nittany Valley „bible . gremlins.•were found ~ sitting as to come as inherent a part of •on , one of • the -typewtitres the the .Nittany tradition as the Lion ,Collegian .office - the. other .night. is now....happy, days. • Ther.call. themselves Etaoin and .Information .Please Shrdlu, Inc. and claim to be ama- Shrdlu, who confines himself . teur • sleuths and: tumor-mongers • mainly to the sleuthing angle, has of. the first degree. Since our nose been trying .to discover just why for news has slightly dead ened of late, we're relying almost two large rusty garbage cans and completely on these two young one green waste container have pests for our information. Any been deposited on the front cam complaints -will .hereafter .be re- pus right behind Senior Walk. He ferred to them, and then can be seems to feel that they are some thing of a blot on he landscape, found in the third left-hand draw but is willing to concede that there er of the copy desk between two and three any morning of the may be a reason for it. He even hopefully suggests that they may weak. have been put there, by some It seems hardly conceivable, but Etaoin renorts that rumor has it thoughtful official, to hold empty that the dents on the nose of, the beer bottles. At this point it would sleek Lion up at the Shrine were appear that gremlins are confirm caused by violent contact with ed souses. beer bottles. We might have be- Inhibited? • lieved this in the good old days Those of you who have been when he brew came in cans, but worrying because your inhibitions thre would have to be a lot of .get in your way, .can just relax. power behind those glass bottles As one psych prof sees it, inhibi to smash that aristocratic probos- tions are the salvation of the hu ci.• of granite, or whatever it is man race. Said he to a doubting that the Lion is.made of. And be- coed, "I constantly thank my • sides, who ever heard of beer on lucky stars that my students are campus? .At any rate, rabid W. C. inhibited to a certain degree.' If T. Ireis — (if there - are 'any llet) they weren't, I'm' sure that some May find some smug -.comfort in one would long ago have succumb ( the fact that; .it was an intoxicat- eno the temptation to hurl brick, • . . irig beverage that caused the :bats.. in my • direetiOn.''' F facing of the ,Nittany..sxmb9l... So • it's lus . t•.:•geod . :oldifashitined* I. They • might.gO .so . , far MhibiiionOttaf frriainta'fir law nsl strife it fas'i . f9recast::'of :things to order , Orr•campus....•.i .It - sait:lfere• •Cinne,' • I . " oll e e y Ir. g ary Displa s up Letter - • • si x t y T k iVar IVIr. iextbao s 17.43 The„lndeliendent.Women's.Asso "Sixty Textbooks, 1943, a col ; diation has •asked me .to extend its fox . your leotion of books •selected by the sincerest thanks to you Textbook Clinic of the American invaluable ,assistance tin managing the Vox Pop propram on Novem- , Institute of Graphic Arts, is the • ben 15. • title of the book exhibit now being displayed in the College • Library. The council feels that the pro- The books were chosen from Ipram was enjoyed by everyone and nearly 400 textbooks submitted by fully'realiies that without ...your 50 publisher represent books of element= Many thanks! tary, secondary, and college level. S In appraising the physical excel incerely, semary Keyser, lence of the books the Textbook Ro Clinic considered "the cover ma- Independent Women's Secretary, 'erial, design, and workmanship; the choice of paper stock and type Association the the legibility and attractive ness of the page; the use of color and illustration, if any; the regis ter and impression; the typo graphic design throughout; the artistic conception and cohesion of the whole; the book's fitness to present its ideas successfully; and success with which the designer has met the problems of manufac ture and those presented by the book's content." LET YOUR HEART DECIDE Torpedoed! in need of care and comfort: You can help—through Unitcid Seamen's Service, one of the 17 major agencies of the National)N t 'ar Fund. Give once for theso and our own community fund. Givti 'Eenerously ...Now. NATIONAL WAR FUND cooperating with Crabiree's BUY WAR BONIA AND STAMPS THE COLLEGIAN Scientist Risks Life Daily Predicting Unpredictable Slate Weather Changes Although Penn State is notorious for having bad weather at ex tremely unstrategic times, there is still one , weathe7nan willing to lace the groans .occa‘ioned by his predictions. He' is Dr. Hans H. Neuberger, in charge of the me teorology laboratory of the. Col lege. If events were scheduled with the weather in mind, one would think Penn .State's calendar should be mostly blank. But all types of people with all kinds of purposes consult Dr. Neuberger, and life goes on in spite of the local repu tation for windy drizzles on every "big weekend." The scope of service of the weather expert is broad. House wives, farmers, service units, Air Corps trainees interested in flight prospects, hqstesses with lawn par ties in mind, brides hoping for a clear wedding day, and football ft , ns wishing to know if the weather demands that they wear their stadium boots all bombard the weatherman Requests ••: . .ch day vary from three or four durin , .: slow periods to more thzul 30 be.f,re big events when everyone , is hopink. for the sun but wants to be prepared foi anything: All place their trust in the College weather bur , ou, and it puts its trust in science. "No, we're not alWays right 'in our predictions," says-Dr. Neuber-. ger, "bmt a . forecast implies a. guess and tliVpUblie is yerrundersTano.-.: tng. , IVlosypeoPle recognize that thisthlieg are inevitable in-:an :occu pation•is liaididets illlllllflllllllllllllolllllllllllMlllllllllllllllllMllll . lllllllllt • All candidates- for the Colleg ian,editorial • staff will meet, in the Collegian, • office, Carnegie Hall, 7:30 p.m. Monday. ' Freshman and sophOmbre _can- . didates - who worked on Collegian this summer or in the spring will, meetin the Collegian office, .8:15 p.m. Monday. 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 . You Have Four Invitations: 1. STUDENT DEPARTMENT Sunday, 9:30 A.M. 2. WESTMINSTER FELLOWSHIP Sunday, 6:15 P.M. 3. THANKSGIVING DAY. "Open House," 7-9 P.M. Fireside Room 4. FOUNDATION FUN NIGHT Saturday, Nov. 27; 8-10 'P.M. CAMPUS CALENDAR Today Army Air Corps examination, 410 Old Main, 9 a.m. American Chemical Society will meet, 119 New Physics, 8 p.m. PSCAI Publicity Committee meets, 304 Old Main, 4:15 p.m. PSCA Cabinet meets, 720 W. Foster avenue, 7:30 p.m, Tomorrow Freshman women leave teat of Old Main for hike to the CA cabin, 2:15 p.m. Westminster Foundation Fun Night in the hall, 8-10 p.m. Sunday Westminster Foundation Thanks giving service, Fireside Room, 6:15 p.m. Chapel, Schwab Auditorium, 11 a.m. Roger William Fellowship Thanksgiving program, University Baptist Church, 5-7 p.m. Room 304 Old Main open as lounge for civilians and service men, 2-5 p.m. Monday IWA meeiing, 321 Old Main, 7:30 p.m., U. S. Civil Service Commission interviews for senior engineers. Make appointments in 204 Old Main. Second semester freshmen For um-Council meets, 304 Old, Main, New .under-arm Cream Deodorant safely Stops-Perspiration 'KZ L Does not rot.dresses .or. men's •shirts. Does not irritate skin. 2. No waiting to dry. Can be used „ right after sh4ymg. . . 3. -Instantly stops, grspiration for •Ito 3 4ays., Prevents odor. • Ai. A .pare,- white, ;greaSeless, . stainless vanishing cream. .. • 5. - Aivarded Approval Seal of American Institute of Launder for being harmles, 7:30 p.m. Colored movies will hit shown by Dean Watts. Dr. Oliver Kamm will add:et:3 chemists, 119 New Physics, 7:3(i~ p.m. Germa'n . Club meets to organi2. , : 305 Old Main, 7:30 p.m. First semester candidates £ci• Collegian editorial staff meet in Collegian office, Carnegie Hail, 7:30 p.M. Last semester candi• dates meet at the office, 3:15 min.. Tuesday • Bowling Club meets to elect 0f..4 fleets, White Hall alleys, 7:15 p.m, Alpha Lambda Delta initiations, southwest lounge, Atherton Hall; 7:30. p.m. Freshman women's Forum meets, 304 Old Main, 7:30 p.m. • Freshman men's Council meet ing, 305 Old Main, 7:30 p.m. Wednesday Cwen Dungaree Drag 7-9 p.m. WRA meeting, 105 White Batt_ 7:15 p.m. Surgical dressings, Home Eco nomics, 7:30 p.m. LET YOUR I,EART DECIDE I.ting, , need-4our •lelp..:•United Chine-Relief is one •of 17 -Na- Var 'Fund- agencies. help our,fighting men.and valiant , allies-Give-once forall these,and our -own -community's•- needs., Give. generously...now. NATIONAL' WAR FUN 1) cooperating With Morris Fromm PA GE Armory
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