FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1943
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It Says Here .
LEE H. LEARNER
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• God's.gift to a.weary columnist: Hon that some day beer will flow
• a couple of • completely .irrespon- •So strongly in the Nittany Valley
„bible . gremlins.•were found ~ sitting as to come as inherent a part of
•on , one of • the -typewtitres the the .Nittany tradition as the Lion
,Collegian .office - the. other .night. is now....happy, days.
• Ther.call. themselves Etaoin and
.Information .Please
Shrdlu, Inc. and claim to be ama-
Shrdlu, who confines himself
. teur • sleuths and: tumor-mongers •
mainly to the sleuthing angle, has
of. the first degree. Since our nose
been trying .to discover just why
for news has slightly dead
ened of late, we're relying almost two large rusty garbage cans and
completely on these two young one green waste container have
pests for our information. Any
been deposited on the front cam
complaints -will .hereafter .be re-
pus right behind Senior Walk. He
ferred to them, and then can be
seems to feel that they are some
thing of a blot on he landscape,
found in the third left-hand draw
but is willing to concede that there
er of the copy desk between two
and three any morning of the may be a reason for it. He even
hopefully suggests that they may
weak.
have been put there, by some
It seems hardly conceivable, but
Etaoin renorts that rumor has it thoughtful official, to hold empty
that the dents on the nose of, the beer bottles. At this point it would
sleek Lion up at the Shrine were
appear that gremlins are confirm
caused by violent contact with ed souses.
beer bottles. We might have be- Inhibited? •
lieved this in the good old days Those of you who have been
when he brew came in cans, but worrying because your inhibitions
thre would have to be a lot of .get in your way, .can just relax.
power behind those glass bottles As one psych prof sees it, inhibi
to smash that aristocratic probos- tions are the salvation of the hu
ci.• of granite, or whatever it is man race. Said he to a doubting
that the Lion is.made of. And be- coed, "I constantly thank my
• sides, who ever heard of beer on lucky stars that my students are
campus? .At any rate, rabid W. C. inhibited to a certain degree.' If
T. Ireis — (if there - are 'any llet) they weren't, I'm' sure that some
May find some smug -.comfort in one would long ago have succumb
( the fact that; .it was an intoxicat- eno the temptation to hurl brick,
• . .
irig beverage that caused the :bats.. in my • direetiOn.'''
F facing of the
,Nittany..sxmb9l... So • it's lus . t•.:•geod . :oldifashitined*
I. They • might.gO .so . , far MhibiiionOttaf frriainta'fir law nsl
strife it fas'i . f9recast::'of :things to order , Orr•campus....•.i .It - sait:lfere•
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Ir.
g ary Displa s
up Letter - •
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The„lndeliendent.Women's.Asso
"Sixty Textbooks, 1943, a col
; diation has •asked me .to extend its
fox . your leotion of books •selected by the
sincerest thanks to you
Textbook Clinic of the American
invaluable ,assistance tin managing
the Vox Pop propram on Novem-
,
Institute of Graphic Arts, is the
•
ben 15. • title of the book exhibit now being
displayed in the College • Library.
The council feels that the pro-
The books were chosen from
Ipram was enjoyed by everyone and
nearly 400 textbooks submitted by
fully'realiies that without ...your
50 publisher
represent books of element=
Many thanks! tary, secondary, and college level.
S In appraising the physical excel
incerely,
semary Keyser, lence of the books the Textbook
Ro
Clinic considered "the cover ma-
Independent Women's Secretary, 'erial, design, and workmanship;
the choice of paper stock and type
Association the
the legibility and attractive
ness of the page; the use of color
and illustration, if any; the regis
ter and impression; the typo
graphic design throughout; the
artistic conception and cohesion of
the whole; the book's fitness to
present its ideas successfully; and
success with which the designer
has met the problems of manufac
ture and those presented by the
book's content."
LET YOUR
HEART
DECIDE
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comfort: You can help—through
Unitcid Seamen's Service, one of
the 17 major agencies of the
National)N t 'ar Fund. Give once for
theso and our own community
fund. Givti 'Eenerously ...Now.
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WAR FUND
cooperating with
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BUY WAR BONIA
AND STAMPS
THE COLLEGIAN
Scientist Risks Life Daily
Predicting Unpredictable
Slate Weather Changes
Although Penn State is notorious
for having bad weather at ex
tremely unstrategic times, there is
still one , weathe7nan willing to
lace the groans .occa‘ioned by his
predictions. He' is Dr. Hans H.
Neuberger, in charge of the me
teorology laboratory of the. Col
lege.
If events were scheduled with
the weather in mind, one would
think Penn .State's calendar should
be mostly blank. But all types of
people with all kinds of purposes
consult Dr. Neuberger, and life
goes on in spite of the local repu
tation for windy drizzles on every
"big weekend."
The scope of service of the
weather expert is broad. House
wives, farmers, service units, Air
Corps trainees interested in flight
prospects, hqstesses with lawn par
ties in mind, brides hoping for a
clear wedding day, and football
ft , ns wishing to know if the
weather demands that they wear
their stadium boots all bombard
the weatherman
Requests ••: . .ch day vary from
three or four durin , .: slow periods
to more thzul 30 be.f,re big events
when everyone , is hopink. for the
sun but wants to be prepared foi
anything: All place their trust in
the College weather bur , ou, and it
puts its trust in science.
"No, we're not alWays right 'in
our predictions," says-Dr. Neuber-.
ger, "bmt a . forecast implies a. guess
and tliVpUblie is yerrundersTano.-.:
tng. , IVlosypeoPle recognize that
thisthlieg are inevitable in-:an :occu
pation•is liaididets
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• All candidates- for the Colleg
ian,editorial • staff will meet, in
the Collegian, • office, Carnegie
Hall, 7:30 p.m. Monday.
' Freshman and sophOmbre _can- .
didates - who worked on Collegian
this summer or in the spring will,
meetin the Collegian office, .8:15
p.m. Monday.
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. You Have
Four Invitations:
1. STUDENT DEPARTMENT
Sunday, 9:30 A.M.
2. WESTMINSTER
FELLOWSHIP
Sunday, 6:15 P.M.
3. THANKSGIVING DAY.
"Open House," 7-9 P.M.
Fireside Room
4. FOUNDATION
FUN NIGHT
Saturday, Nov. 27; 8-10 'P.M.
CAMPUS CALENDAR
Today
Army Air Corps examination,
410 Old Main, 9 a.m.
American Chemical Society will
meet, 119 New Physics, 8 p.m.
PSCAI Publicity Committee
meets, 304 Old Main, 4:15 p.m.
PSCA Cabinet meets, 720 W.
Foster avenue, 7:30 p.m,
Tomorrow
Freshman women leave teat of
Old Main for hike to the CA
cabin, 2:15 p.m.
Westminster Foundation Fun
Night in the hall, 8-10 p.m.
Sunday
Westminster Foundation Thanks
giving service, Fireside Room, 6:15
p.m.
Chapel, Schwab Auditorium, 11
a.m.
Roger William Fellowship
Thanksgiving program, University
Baptist Church, 5-7 p.m.
Room 304 Old Main open as
lounge for civilians and service
men, 2-5 p.m.
Monday
IWA meeiing, 321 Old Main, 7:30
p.m.,
U. S. Civil Service Commission
interviews for senior engineers.
Make appointments in 204 Old
Main.
Second semester freshmen For
um-Council meets, 304 Old, Main,
New .under-arm
Cream Deodorant
safely
Stops-Perspiration
'KZ
L Does not rot.dresses .or. men's
•shirts. Does not irritate skin.
2. No waiting to dry. Can be used
„ right after sh4ymg. . .
3. -Instantly stops, grspiration for
•Ito 3 4ays., Prevents odor. •
Ai. A .pare,- white, ;greaSeless,
. stainless vanishing cream. .. •
5. - Aivarded Approval Seal of
American Institute of Launder
for being harmles,
7:30 p.m. Colored movies will hit
shown by Dean Watts.
Dr. Oliver Kamm will add:et:3
chemists, 119 New Physics, 7:3(i~
p.m.
Germa'n . Club meets to organi2. , :
305 Old Main, 7:30 p.m.
First semester candidates £ci•
Collegian editorial staff meet in
Collegian office, Carnegie Hail,
7:30 p.M. Last semester candi•
dates meet at the office, 3:15 min..
Tuesday
• Bowling Club meets to elect 0f..4
fleets, White Hall alleys, 7:15 p.m,
Alpha Lambda Delta initiations,
southwest lounge, Atherton Hall;
7:30. p.m.
Freshman women's Forum
meets, 304 Old Main, 7:30 p.m. •
Freshman men's Council meet
ing, 305 Old Main, 7:30 p.m.
Wednesday
Cwen Dungaree Drag
7-9 p.m.
WRA meeting, 105 White Batt_
7:15 p.m.
Surgical dressings, Home Eco
nomics, 7:30 p.m.
LET YOUR
I,EART
DECIDE
I.ting, , need-4our •lelp..:•United
Chine-Relief is one •of 17 -Na-
Var 'Fund- agencies. help
our,fighting men.and valiant
, allies-Give-once forall these,and
our -own -community's•- needs.,
Give. generously...now.
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