Page Two PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Published scml-wcvkly during the College year, except on holidays, by students of The Pennsylvania State College, in the interest of the College, the students, faculty, utumni. and friends. THE MANAGING BOARD JOHN A. nnUTZMAN ‘35 JACK A. MARTIN '35 I Editor Business Manager FRED W. WRIGHT *35 GEORGE A. RUTLEDGE '35 Sports Editor Circulation Manager KENNETH C. HOFFMAN '35 B. KENNETH LYONS '35 Managing Editor Local Advertising Manager JAMES. B. WATSON JR. *35 HARRY J. KNOFF '35 Assistant Editor Foreign Advertising Manager PHILLIP W. FAIR JR. *35 JOHN J. MATTHEWS *35 Assistant Managing Editor \sst. Foreign Advertising Manager A. CONRAD HAIGES ‘35 EARL G. KEYSHR JR. *35 News Editor Asst. Local Advertising Manager JAMES H. BEATTY JR. '35 MARGARET W. KINSLOE ’35 News Editor Women’s Managing Editor MARCIA B. DANIEL ’35 ELSIE M. DOUTHETT '35 Women’s Editor Women’s News Editor ASSOCIATE EDITORS John K. Barnes jr. '3O TV. Bernard Frcunsch ’3O Vance 0. Packard ’3G Harry B. Henderson jr. ‘3G William P. McDowell 30 John E. Miller jr. ’3O Donald P. Sanders ’3O Charles M. Schwart* jr. ’36 Editor This Issue. News Editor This Issue Editorial Offices. 313 Old Main—Telephone COO Application made for qntry at the Post OfTlce, State College. Penna., ns second-class matter. Friday, November 16, 1934 NEEDED; TIME MACHINES Among the minor annoyances ever present on the Penn State campus is the lack of time-pieces. These devises seem, to one who lias been ‘unavoidably’ late to many a class, to be one of the hidden treasui’cs of the institution, There’s one on the tower of Old Main, (And how many a craned neck is stretched to locate it among the tree-tops?), one buried above the sink in the Sandwich Shop kitchen, and, so far as we can ■ascertain from a survey of the lower campus, no more. The hourly spectacle of fifty students gulping down coffee in an effort to get to the next class on time, only to get within view of the Old Main clock to find up to fifteen minutes more of leisure available, prompts us to ask just why a clock has not been installed above the main arch of the Shop entrance. The oft-repeated sight of fifteen undergraduates lounging in a class building hallway until five or more minutes after the class is supposed to start, urges us to request time-pieces for hallways. An hour at the Student Union Desk in the lobby of Old Main makes us wonder why a clock is not placed there, where stu dents logically expect to get information of all kinds. Electric clocks are cheap, efficient, accurate, and easy to install—why cannot a few be placed in points of vantage about the campus? It seems a good idea, and would probably save a lot of people a good deal of annoyance. (However, we don’t really expect anyone to do anything about it. There’s the expense; we may need a couple of trees from New Jersey any day now.) ; THE>‘ANNOUNCEMENT-THAT ■ “Green Pas tures” has been included on the Artists’ Course pro gram this year recalls that this feature received the most votes in the poll recently conducted to determine what the student body most wanted. It proves con clusively that there is a bit of veal appreciation lurking in the atmosphere—an honest desire to have enter tainment far above that which is offered by most media which the community affords. PENN STATE WILL have another opportunity to prove that it is interested in hearing lecturers of a distinctive type if students and faculty members ar range to hear James Stephens Thursday. This is the first of a series arranged by the lecture committee of the Liberal Arts School and as such, undoubtedly will* be well patronized. There are so few chances for such pleasant experiences that it seems impossible that the contemplated series will not be successful. THE APPROACH OF winter brings to mind once again, thoughts of the treacherous slope that is the front campus walk. Each winter for several years a large- number of students have been uncomfortably shaken up after falls on the icy pavement. Men em ployed to clean the walks here invariably shovel off the snow, leaving a coating of thin ice that is all too fine for voluntary sliding, and all too likely to pro mote involuntary slipping. State highway department men sprinkle cinders on icy roads to protect cars against skidding—it seems reasonable to assume that, with proper preparation, something of the sort could avert a large number of embarrassingly minor catas trophes. DISCRETION Penn State puts on its smoothest front twice a year—at which time fraternity men have as their guests young women from many other institutions of higher education, as well as from towns and cities all over the State. It is to be hoped that the ‘front’ that is to be put on this week-end will be something deeper than a mere veneer of ‘culture.’ It is to be earnestly desired that in showing its best side, Penn State ‘is doing something more than putting on a clean shirt and a razor-edge-pressed pair of trousers. It Is just conceivable that, with the cooperation of men both in and out of fraternities, guests here this week-end will feel that a very-real welcome exists for them, not only in the house which they arc visit ing, but from the student body as a whole. Most of the visitors here this week-end have no intention of coming to Penn State to matriculate. How ever, they have many friends to whom Penn State definitely wishes -to appeal in future years. The best advertising, those in the business say, is by word of mouth. Would it not be advisable that reports reach ing other parts of the State after‘this week-end be favorable to this college? TO LARRY A General Moniker For Those Guys Who Never Get Their C’mon, be a pal, Russ, Meet my babe at the bus. Tell’er I’ll be right down Soon’s my head comes ’roun. And say, don’t make no time; Remember, that number’s mine — Thnnx, ya lousy stew, Ya know I’d do the same for you. Ilyuh, toots, how was tha trip? Care for a short one off tha hip? What? Ya wanta wait’ll tonight? Say, when ’cv you stopped gettin’ tight? Aw, stop it. Sure I had a shot or two; You know, a kinda private toast to you. Real cute, ya call that last remark? Now you’re really showin’ spark. Right this way; straight up tha stairs — I’ve got enough to float the ark! 11l Donald P. Sanders ’3G ..Harry B. Henderson jr. ’3G Miss Sharp, may I present Bro. Tutty And his, or, fiancee. Miss Smutty; And, or, pledge brother Carp I’d like ta have ya meet Miss Sharp. S’pose we might as well sit down Hey, Tutty, guess who got in town? Yeali, that beaut you dragged two years ago, That sexy cow from Idaho. 0.K., we’ll skip the tale of Nell. Keerist! Was that the dinner bell? Hey, Ilughie boy, gotta nextra stud? Ya better or my name is mud; And help me get this collar straight. Please, pal! Yeah! I gotta date. 0.K., friend, that'll do I think. Many thanx and—have a drink! ’S a great night pal ’Nn a damn white gal! Ah, here at last. I thought ya died. Now, don’t be that way; I'm not fried! Sure, we’ll get a bite to eat; There’s a little shop across tha street. The Corner? Now listen, dearest, It’s after 10 and the shop is nearest. Huh! ? Listen, let me know the truth. Ya met this Mu Delt in a booth? Gawd, you’re not sold on this guy Ransy? Why, sweet, he’s nothin’ but a pansy! Aw say, c’mon, I didn’t think— Alright! To hell! .I’d rather drink! VI Hey, loolcit Lurry, he's pom’ great. Say, what happened to his date? She did? For a lousy Mu? What the. hcllsa guy to do? As far. as l r m concerned, l think rilhit friend Larry, for. a drink. ****** About Town And Campus: Kelly Houck, boxing manager, Phi Psi, and so forth tells us (and lots.of other people) that we never will mention the fact that he hasn’t spent a week-end in State College yet this fall . . . Lancaster is a swell town, isn't it John Henry? . . Maynard Wood, whose career of late has turned towards commercial lines (he’s been doing a great business in Alexandria Bay,-selling boat tickets) is expected back any day now for houseparty ... as are Wayland Dunaway, Hugo Frear, Phil Moonves, and other such slugs . . . Willy Van Keuren won’t be back, he woke up one morning with a job on an oil tanker . . . but Stooge Stegmeier arrived Sunday—wanted to watch the people come •back . . . Peg Doherty declares firmly that she wouldn’t want to he executed in a lethal gas cham bar—the witnesses would make the affair so embar rassing . . . Dud Himoff and Phil Moonves investi tlgate the lures of a dancer in a Harlem joint— discover that the young lady in question, was here for houseparty last year (at the Beta house?) . # , CAMPUSEER BY HIMSELF Dates fo the Dance REPRINT WANTED—House Party Date, November Hj-17. Blonde. Must be swell dancer. Height, 5 feet. Emil Schott, Theta Nu Epsilon, State College, Penna. —Harrisburg Telegraph. ****** THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Letter Box Editor, The Collegian: This is to protest against the ap parent misuse of the Artists’ Course funds. Balloting for choice, of artists brought forth an amazingly wide spread response; votes were cast only after carefOl pros and cons. The reason why our local products were n’t on the ballot is so obvious that The Line-ups for the Week-end Tussle 0 * Acacia ' Baron Elliot 0 * Alpha Chi Rho with Lambda Chi Alpha Jerry Leskwich 0 * Alpha Chi Sigma Ty Leßoy 0 * Alpha Kappa Pi with Theta Xi Gordon. Clark 0 * Alpha Gamma Rho with Theta Nu Epsilon Happy-'Houck 0 * Alpha Sigma Phi with Tau Kappa Epsilon Stan Hall 0 * Alpha Tau Omega, with Phi Sigma Kappa Bill Klick 0 * Alpha Zeta : Bell - Smith 0 * Beta Kappa Bobby Walker ! * Beta Sigma Rho Johnny Masters ! * Beta Theta Pi ! * Chi Phi 0 * Chi Upsilon -1 Lew Stanley 0 * Delta Chi Johnny Peifer 0 * Delta Sigma Phi with Sigma Pi .Clyde Sherman 0 Delta Tau Delta Jim Minium ! * Delta* Theta Sigma : California Cadets * * Delta Upsilon Jimmy McGuire * * Kappa Delta Rho with Pi Kappa. Phi Lynn Christy * * Kappa Sigma with Pi Kappa Alpha Ted Brownaegle 0 * Phi Delta Theta with Sigma Nu Bill Bottorf ! * Phi Epsilon Pi Frank Carr ! * Phi Gamma Delta - Bud Rader 0 *■ Phi Kappa Joe Vanucci 0 * Phi Kappa Psi . Norm Park 0 * Phi Kappa Sigma with Sigma Chi Arvy Lapold 0 * Phi -Kappa. Tau Dan Gregory 0 * Phi Lambda Theta with Tau Phi Delta Fred Zahn 0 * Phi Sigma Delta Huck Finn 0 * Sigma Alpha Epsilon ' Harry Johns 0 *■ Sigma Phi Alpha Sam Robenic 0 * Sigma Phi Epsilon A 1 Mervinq 0 * Sigma Phi Sigma Fran Eichler * * Triangle. J- George King 0 *. Closed Friday night. *' * * Closed both nights. ! * Invitation Saturday night. 0 * Open Saturday night. [M, HA Dc,uxe Luncheon ft 'nf ‘A : . I C f -■■' I^y^oqa'oerviee Delicious Lunches TASTY FOOD OK« PROMPT SERVICE VJC WIDE CHOICE . , . ' Our special plate lunch at 35 cents is already the talk of the town. .. If you haven’t tried one yet, then stop in some day soon and enjoy a repast that is both appetizing and satisfying ... There are no long delays; Prompt service and a wide selection in' menus are our daily features. SPECIAL WEEK-END MENUS We Have Prepared Special Sea-food Platters, Salad\ and Sandwich Combinations—Also platters for after the dances. REA & DERICK, Inc. • 121 South Allen Street WE WILL REMAIN OPEN AFTER THE, DANCE lav tju :cr :e Wood For Firepl: pEEGE ' jrPPLY CO. 3>J-3 STATE Cl FUEL AND; S' Phonei Wc have prepared to make l this week-e id the best possible for your Houseparty Guests © , . Cool/s Market Phone 26 it hurts. This series is called an Artists’ Course. Amateurs should not be sub* sidized with its funds, raised at some considerable sacrifices by the sub* scribers. And why should the sub sidizations be put through without the knowledge or approval of those subscribers? Many of us resent this chiselling in of Mr. Grant and his proteges. Any extra, appropriations of course lessen the'funds available to carry out the purpose of the series to bring nationally known artists from Russ Andaloro — Red \Yitherson musical and dramatic centers to Penn sonally; he turns out interesting and State. > . well-attended programs; but the Ar* Possibly a plurality could be ob- tists’ Course simply is not designed, tamed m favor of Mr. Grant and his . , ~ , . , . TT performers. But how about submit- t 0 subsul.se local talent. How did ting that question to the subscribers’ Mr. Grant manage other years? vote? Mr. Grant is a fine fellow per- ' R, S. V. P. '36 COLLEGE CUT-RATE STORE Between the Corner and the Movie 50c West Tooth Brush. -39 c 50c Tek Tooth Brush -——39 c 25c McKesson Magnesia Tooth Paste 19c 40c Squibb Tooth Paste ; 29c 20c Colgafes Tooth Paste 14c 60c Lyons Tooth Powder 33c $l.OO Lavoris 79c $l.OO Pepsodcnt Antiseptic 75c Listerinc - - 50c Williams Shaving Cream 34c 25c Palmolive Shaving Cream .... : 17c 50c Aqua Velva 39c 25’s Probak Jr. Blades 59c 35c Gem Blades 22c 25c Kleenex : 14c 50c Lemon and Egg Shampoo —43 c 50c Woodbury Shampoo .. _——— 29c. Woodbury Soap ; —10 c, 3 for 25c Kotex : 13c Modcss ;—’ • 14c 50c Barbara Joan Hand Lotion, : —u_. ; 33c Ilubonstein’s First Steps.to Beauty Combination $l.OO $l.OO Seventeen Introductory Set ... 89c 500 Cleansing Tissues 29c No detective work is needed in locating the dealer wlio sells what you want. Just look in the "Where to Buy It” section of your telephone hook! There, local dealers are listed Beneath the trade marks of many advertised products-—such as Philco, Greyhound Lines, Willard Batteries, Buick and; Goodyear. Besides helping you find the brand you want, this service helps manufacturers check sub stitution, helps dealers increase sales. "Where to Buy It” is just one of many services pioneered by Bell System men to increase the value of telephone service. ’ BELLTELEPIIrtIYE;|2| SYSTEM. Friday, November 16,1934 Why notsay■."Hello'-* to. Mother', and Dad ... .' tonight? Bargain rates •• • on -station.-to-station .calls after 8:30. P.-M..
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