A Freshman on a table stood; And spoke just as a Freshman shorn About the class that’s just above, His deep regard: undying love. He also sang a doleful air About a maiden, sweet and fair; lie tried to scramble up the wall, And he succeeded not at all. lie gave a laugh, then straightway fl And buried it, beneath the bed; Fie tried to practice for the crew, For oars umbrellas had to do, Flis boat a basin: but the joke Was on him when the basin broke. Then tearfully and hardly sane, Fie “popped the question” to a cane, He smoked his first cigar, and oh— Flow were the depths bestirred with w Quite raving mad he doth appear: He’s just amusing Sophs, my dear. e a college man with Bohemian tendencies; < uth of “Guggenheimer’s Fitwell Clothes,” as ,ck pages of the magazines; and gently plai :n his lips. Result: the College Sport. —Tk 'onian. Jack was the apple of her eye— Alas, and woe betide her! She ate him up, and then he was Just applejack in cider. a a fool,” said a man of talent, being baffle* while. “See how easily I have won fame,” recking of the future which threw both ass -The Idealist.
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