A Freshman on a table stood;
And spoke just as a Freshman shorn
About the class that’s just above,
His deep regard: undying love.
He also sang a doleful air
About a maiden, sweet and fair;
lie tried to scramble up the wall,
And he succeeded not at all.
lie gave a laugh, then straightway fl
And buried it, beneath the bed;
Fie tried to practice for the crew,
For oars umbrellas had to do,
Flis boat a basin: but the joke
Was on him when the basin broke.
Then tearfully and hardly sane,
Fie “popped the question” to a cane,
He smoked his first cigar, and oh—
Flow were the depths bestirred with w
Quite raving mad he doth appear:
He’s just amusing Sophs, my dear.
e a college man with Bohemian tendencies; <
uth of “Guggenheimer’s Fitwell Clothes,” as
,ck pages of the magazines; and gently plai
:n his lips. Result: the College Sport. —Tk
'onian.
Jack was the apple of her eye—
Alas, and woe betide her!
She ate him up, and then he was
Just applejack in cider.
a a fool,” said a man of talent, being baffle*
while. “See how easily I have won fame,”
recking of the future which threw both ass
-The Idealist.